Heart Cute Cuddlekins Love:

Hey guys! My name is Heart Cute Cuddlekins Love, and my BEST FRIEND EVER is THE Percy Jackson!!!1!1! I love him more than anyone else in the entire world, but I'm too shy to ask him out. But I'm sure that when I do, it will be great!

"Hey Heart!" I see him walk down the hallways of our school, where I magically appeared. A girl next to me groaned.

"Really, why do I keep doing this!" She shouted at the sky. She stormed down the hall, viciously taking bites out of a chocolate bar. Whatever.

Percy reached me. "Hey, did you know that the school's Valentine's dance is coming up? And I'm going?" He told me. The school Valentine's dance is the only event the school has ever, and everybody ends up going with their crushes.

"Who are you going with Percy?" I said, while twirling a strand of my hair around my fingers.

"Oh, she is the most beautiful person in the world, with blond hair, grey eyes, a great complexion, and looks just like you!" He blurted out. Oh my goodness, he was going to ask me! There was no one else in this state with blond hair and grey eyes and a great complexion!

"Oh Percy! What are you going to do for her?" I asked, batting my eyelashes.

"I'm going to give her flowers, and a wedding ring, and a trip to Hawaii! And I'll marry her and we'll have a great future together!" He spouted. Ah Percy, he was actually going to do that for me!" 

Before I could ask him the girls name, obviously Heart, me, the bell rang, and I had to rush to my class, which was right next to me. It took me a whole five minutes, and I was almost late!

After school, I couldn't find him to ask. I decided on texting him.

'Ware R U Bae?' I texted.

'Prepairin' for 2mro. U?' Came his quick reply.

'Waytin' for mi bae to tel me 2 go 2 the danse wiht hym.' I wrote, thumbs flying. Good grammar was such hard work.

'Kool' He told me. He kept telling me how he wasn't supposed to text, but he always was on his phone when I texted him, so like every 10 minutes.

I eagerly went home and prepared my outfit for tomorrow. It was a sparkly pink sleeveless dress so short, I shouldn't describe, and would break dress code a million times over. But I wasn't worried about that, all the teachers loved me and would never get me in trouble. I paired it with 3,000 inch heels, which showed off my unnaturally beautiful legs.

The next day, I slathered on some light makeup, which consisted of foundation, powder, a base, lipstick, lip gloss, lip liner, eye liner, 130 shades of eye shadow, mascara, colored contacts, blush, a second layer of blush, and some facial cream. I put on my outfit, and a pair of 99 lb earrings. I was going for the casual look.

I arrived at school, and saw a red carpet spread out on the front steps. I walked up it, skipping three steps at a time. I saw the carpet end at a locker, with Percy in front of it. I was sure he was internally drooling. 

He saw me, and opened hims mouth. I immediately screamed, "YES!" And leaped into his arms. I fastened my lips on his, but he immediately pulled me off of him. He then shoved me away, and a new girl leapt into his arms. She didn't look anything like me, and I didn't even recognize her! 

Percy got down onto one kneel and said in his masculine voice, "Annabeth Chase, will you go to the dance with me, take this wedding ring and a bouquet of flowers, and go with me to Hawaii?" He asked, eyes obviously full of despair. I could see how he didn't want to go with her, and was probably going with her because he felt obligated to help the poor and ugly.

I pushed her away, and said, "Percy dear, I know that you don't want to go with her, just say the word and I'm all yours forever! I said, stripping off my pink dress to reveal a beautiful white wedding dress. It had a mile long train, and a deep sweetheart neckline. The skirt ended just above my knees, and was skin tight. I could see all the boys in the hall drool, obviously jealous of Percy Jackson.

One of them got down on one knee, and said, "Annabeth, will you go to the dance with me?"

Wait, what?!? "I'm sorry random dude, my heart belongs to Percy." Annie-bel said. 

I reached out to slap her, but she judo-flipped me. "Stay away from my Percy-baby-boo!" She yelled at me. Then they rode away on a rainbow unicorn, who had to make a stop at the squatty potty commercial. I sat down and cried, THE END.

Wow. This really hurt me to write. I'm sorry for the long wait however.

PEACE!

Yours in demigoddishness,

MarineDolphin