Luna Silver Deer Hunter Pack Camper Boys Maiden Moon POV:

Hello imbeciles! My name is Luna Silver Deer Hunter Pack Camper Boys Maiden Moon! But only my friend Aqua Ocean Marine Waters Azure River can call me Luna.

I woke up this morning in my four poster bed that was silver and had moons and arrows decorating it. I slipped out of my bed that was stuffed with real penguin feathers. I strolled into my walk-in closet that was twice as big as any apartment. It was SOOO small that it was embarrassing. After looking through and trying on 90,000 possible outfits, I settled on a silver crop top, some silver shorts, and a silver moon headband with matching earrings. I am such a tomboy! I looked in the mirror. My natural silver ORBS (A/N It hurt to write that) complemented my natural silver hair that hung to my waist. My pale skin matched it perfectly. I fingered my silver charm bracelet that I've had since birth. My mom gave it to me before she died. It had lots of weapon charms on it. I looked at myself again in the mirror. I looked SOOO ugly! I decided to put on some #320 Moonlight foundation, #333 Liquid Silver eye shadow, some white eyeliner, and some silver mascara, along with #79 Out of the Winter blush. I was SUCH A TOMBOY! But I still looked ugly.

That's when my dad called from the bottom of my mansion, "Luna Silver Deer Hunter Pack Camper Boys Maiden Moon! Breakfast time! And it's your sweet 16!" I then fainted.

When I woke up two seconds later, my dad was sitting at our kitchen table, which was bending under the weight of the sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, sunny side up eggs, toast, maple syrup, pancakes, waffles, German pancakes, and butter on it.

"DAD!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE?!?" I screamed at him. I ran out the front door and passed out.

I woke up in my silver (insert fancy car) which was conveniently parked at my high school, Angel High. I walked through the front doors.

'Where's Aqua Ocean Marine Waters Azure River?' I thought.

Aqua suddenly teleported next to me. "I heard you think where I am from across the school. What's up?" She asked.

Before I could answer, a empousai appeared out of nowhere and I magically knew that it was named Kelli.

I pulled off the bow and arrow charm and Aqua yanked on her sword necklace. We were suddenly both holding that weapon. We took out Kelli quicker than Annabeth could ever do! And I magically know who Annabeth is.

When the monster had finally disintegrated to shiny silver dust, three boys popped out of the shadows. They were named Leo Percy and Nico. They were all bursting with muscle. I immediately went to kiss Nico and Aqua went for Percy. But before we were able to kiss our boyfriends, I was claimed by Artemis and Aqua was claimed by Poseidon.

"Darn! I really wanted to kiss you!" Percy said. Aqua then went straight for Leo and I went to Percy. I looked at Nico with I'm-so-sorry-but-I-think-that-Percy-is- the-better-kisser-and-bring-me- some-donuts look. He responded with an I-totally-understand-besides-I-like-rainbows-and-unicorns-and-do-you-want-chocolate-or-glazed donuts look. I then passed out.

When I woke up I was at Camp Half-Blood. I saw Percy and started kissing him when a blonde wearing a ton of make-up and grey contacts walked up. She tried to kiss Percy but he just pushed her away. She then tried to kill me with her dagger but I quickly grabbed my dagger charm and disarmed her. I then passed out again.

Okay, that hurt to write. Really, really bad. But fear not good readers! I have a special surprise in store for Luna. Hehehe...

Yours in demigoddishness,
MarineDolphin