Okay y'all, okay.

This is not an authors note, bitch this is a celebration. I am snatchhhhhhhed.

SNATCHED I TELL YOU.

Okay, comment as much as you want on this cause this whole chapter purpose is to interact with my niggas, aka y'all.

Some of y'all watching on the sidelines like

But that's okay.

Soooooooooz, let me tell you why I am so hyped. Like I literally want to get up and twerk.

I

Just

Fucked your bitch in some Gucci flip flops.

ahahahahahahah lemme stop playing, I know some of y'all looking through your screens like

Okay, but FORREALS, I hit 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEN THOUSAND READERS, OH MY GAWWWD I CANT RN I CANNOT

AND I HIT 1k votes. SO PLLZZZZ GO CHECK AND SEE IF YOU DIDNT VOTE ON ALL MY OTHER CHAPTERS.

YALL IM SO EXCITED, I WAS HYPERVENTILATING. And yes the person in that video is me lol.

This accurately describes how I feel when I talk to y'all, like happiness.

YALL IK THIS IS RANDOM, BUT DONT YALL HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK SHI ABOOUT MICHAEL BEHIND YOU BACK LIKE BITCH

Anyways I posted like a super duper long speech about everything I was feeling on my wall, but no one saw it. *sings no one by I think Alicia keys lmao*

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY SEXY DADDY MIKE FOR GIVING ME INSPO SJJSSJJD I LUV YOU BAE.

SO THIS IS PART ONE OF MY SPEECH

And here is part two, I mean all of it. 💘✨💫

Y'all, how the hell do you want to celebrate. Should we donate edges to the edgeless?

Should we twerk on children,

Nah we can't do that, Michael and Jesus are watching.

BUT ILL STILL DO IT IN MY HOUSE,

BUT YALL, don't you ever wonder if the lord will let you bring it back in Jesus name.

You don't even have to twerk to trap, maybe like some gospel. No sexual stuff, just getting hype.

Idk. Idk.

BUT HAY YOU LITTLE GOOBERS, WHO IS TEAM IPHONE?

IF SO, IMESSAGE ME WTF. 💘💞❤️✨✊🏾💫💜

Also, put your snapchat names so you can add me. I'm literally as lit, and fun, as the way I write.

LOOK

And so much more.

Okay, so seriously, how do you guys want to celebrate 10k, let me know right here.

And when we hit 50k, I want to do a give away, cause I mean, none of the stingy books don't do give always, but eyes do.

And at 100k on any of the books I'm about to drop, I'm going to do a big ass give away, like I'm talking bigger than my forehead.

YASS I can talk about myself because I know I got the juice sometimes, and all my little potato warriors have the juice too.

O
M
G

THATS THE NICK NAMES IMMA CALL YALL, AMD YALL CAN CALL ME, POTATO WARRIORS FOR LIFE PWPWPWPWPWPPWPWWPWPPWPW YEP.

PLS DONT GET MAD IF U NO LIEK THE NAME.

Okay, also, on some real stuff. There were times I just wanted to give my book up, but y'all came crying to me telling me to keep it like this. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

So I was SHOOOKETH.💀💀💀💀💀

SHOOOOK.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you know what, I'm glad you guys talked some shit into me at 275 reads, because I never would've grown like this. Y'all changed me, and made me happier. 🙂🌸❤️

Y'all make me smile. Like FORREALS thank you. 😉💞😇

Y'all are just, 😍😍😍😍😍 like Michael, lmao.

And to all the people who said I couldn't do it, I gotta roast you, get your bell pepper face, ketchup bottle head asses away from my book. Sometimes I be shook on how big your head is, fucking titanium cranium, with a big ass head like that, you couldn't even loose your mind if you wanted to, you dumb ass, fast ass burrito.

All you'll ever be are bowling balls.

Bowling balls?🐸☕️🍵

Yes bowling balls, you get picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and you still run back for more. Dirty bitches. Okay eyes done.

And I was roasting my brother btw.

He makes me feel like that ^^^^^^

Anyways, YALL KEEP SLAYING MY POTATO WARRIORS. ✨✨

AND LIKE MOSES SAID IS PSALMS, IF YIU AINT SLAYYIMG, THEN WTF IS YOU SAYING.

THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN, AND ALSO MY FAMILY SAYS HI.

BYE NOW FROM US, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH, THANK YOU AGAIN.

- Kenny 💞✨💜