(Guys. I've got a feeling that you're gonna enjoy this chapter! Cause i do!)

Next day. Mabel, dipper, (y/n) and will was on the forest for a mystery hunt. "So..... what monster are we gonna hunt today??" Mabel says clasping her hands as she raises her left leg behind her.

Dipper scanned the pages as (y/n) reading her book as she had a mysterious floating yellow ball of light on her right hand as her left hand was holding her book. The ball of light was in the size of bill's orb. (y/n) was beside dipper. The ball was near dipper which dipper shields his eyes with his journal. He limps.

"(y/n).... can you keep that away from me? It.... ahh.... hurts my eyes....." dipper limped shielding his eyes with his book.

(y/n) tilts her head up removing sight from the book not knowing that she was beside dipper and the ball was up-close to him. "Whoops. Sorry there PT.... didn't know you were beside me and stay away from this ball of light.... it could seperates all of your sides...." (y/n) saw keeping the ball of light away from him.

"Wait. What do you mean by sides?"

"Y'know. Puppet dipper. Lamby dipper. Hunter dipper. Paper-jammed dipper and also the other sides of you dippers...."

"So what kind of other sides? And wait. How did you know my other sides?"

(y/n) scoffs. "Dream demon duh. Can see and know everything. Plus. The orb of sides are just temporary for only one day."

"Enough talk! Dipper! I'm BORED." Mabel says behind dipper. Dipper pays attention back at his book as (y/n) did the same with her book. Will scams the place. Dipper flips the page then turned to mabel.

"How about..... art fairy?" Dipepr shows mabel the book. "Art fairies are dumb fairies....." will states with a blank face.

Mabel scoffs. "Not that so enchanted like pixies....." mabel stays beside (y/n). Trying to see what (y/n)'s doing.

"So this round thingy can seperate dipper? As in any kind of dippers?" Mabel asks almost touching orb but (y/n) moves it away from her. As mabel got interest of the orb then found an idea.

"Yeah. Yeah. Don't go anywhere near it. You don't know what might happen cause--"

"Too late!" Mabel punches (y/n)'s shoulders. (y/n)'s hands jiggles then (y/n) drops the book and the orb. The orb rolls down then touches dipper left foot. Then began glowing dipper did too. He floated up as he was glowing yellow.

"Mabel! What did you do?! (y/n)! What's happening?!" Dipper freaks out.

"The orb! It's gonna seperate every important sides of dipper!"

Then a flash of yellow light appeared.

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Then appeared at least. Nine dippers. They fluttered their eyes then saw each other. "AHHH!"

"Who are you?! What are you?! Who am i?!" They all freaked out in unison. Will, (y/n) and mabel's jaws dropped. "Dippers?!" Mabel freaks out. "Let see...." will narrows his eyes at the dippers. "Manly-dipper, puppet dipper, regular-dipper, lamby-dipper, paper-jammed dipper, halloween dipper, deer dipper, wolf dipper..... wait, there's supposed to be nine dippers, all of them, why do i get a feeling i missed one??"

"You forgot about me....." all of the dipper were forced to move out of the way by waving his hands. He walked infront looking down closing his eyes.

He wears a black suit with a gray dress shirt underneath. He wears black pants on the bottom, he wears brown dress shoes, He tilted head up and opened his eyes. Revealing his golden, black-splitted eyes.

"Bill-dipper?!" Mabel freaks out. "Yeah, yeah, we've been over this...." bill rolls his eyes, "fine, BIPPER?!!!!"

Bill chortles. "Hi ya mabel pines! Or should i say, shooting star. It's been a while.... how's your dumb and chubby pig? Well. Well. If it isn't my non-evil children..... hmm.... come to think of it.... is it me or..... why do we keep on seeing each other these days?" Bill puts his hands behind his back chuckling as he approaches them.

"B-but-- how?! I mean what the?! (y/n)!" Mabel faces (y/n). "I tried to warn you.... i guess.... bipper is one of his sides....." (y/n) shruggs. "And bill has been at least two times possessing in dipper's body...." will says as he steps forward.

"So all of the dippers are here?" Mabel asks. "Isn't it obvious?"

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"Wait. (y/n). Quick question. If bill is here. Then about his brother. Why isn't he one of the sides of dipper?" Mabel asks. "Well vince was just temporarily. He and dipper never even got a great connection...."

"Wait vince?" Mabel turns to (y/n), disoriented. "Yeah, vince, why? Oh right..., ville's full name is, vince ville cipher...., his middle name is ville and his given name is vince, we just like to call him 'ville' cause it's what all of our family members back then...."

"Wait. I don't understand this side of me...." the original dipper gestures the half man and half deer dipper.

"Oh. That's the other dimensional you.... i guess you and deer-dipper are alike except the opposite between your appearances....." will explains.

"All of the dippers are here, alright, probably nothing will go wrong...." (y/n) states.

"So all dippers eh?" Bill helds his chin smirking showing interest. "Bill! It's so nice to see you!" Deer-dipper hugs bill. This mades bill frown a lot.

"Ugh. From the last time you deer-head. I'm not your bill. I'm bill cipher. The dream demon. Not human-hunter!" Bill yanks deer-dipper's arm away from his body but deer-dipper hugs tight.

"Uhh.... you two know each other?" (y/n) asks disoriented as she looks at them. "Ngh. Yeah. This stupid deer side of pine tree and the other me are best friends....." bill tries to moves deer-dipper's arm away.

"Shut up. Me and you best friends?! No. No. No. No. You gotta be kidding me. Never. Not ever. Hell no." Dipper shooks his head disagreeing with the fact.

"I believe the right term of that is hell yeah. Suit yourself pine tree. But in the alternate world. We're best buddies.... admit it. You and i will soon be best friends....." bill smirks. "We were never best friends!"

"Ugh. Hello?! How about the other dippers?!" (y/n) gestures the other six dippers. "We can let them stay inside the shack. Grunkle stan and ford will never suspect...." mabel grins.

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"Are you kidding me?! Of course we'll suspect! What are we?! Idiots?!" Ford asks in an angered tone. Bill chortles. "It's funny how dumb you are!" Bill spuns around the living room like a maniac. As the other dippers were playing around. Some where fighting.

They were all in the living room. Including stan, ford, (y/n), dipper, mabel and will. Ford rubs his temples. "Why is that psychopath, one of my nephew's sides?!" Ford gestures bill who was punching his own facing while laughing like psychopath.

"Pain is so interesting! Never gets old!" Bill laughs like psychopath and walks around like a maniac. "Ugh. Remind me why is that jerk here?" Manly-dipper points his spear at bill. "Hey watch what cha saying kid! I'm a being with pure energy and no weakness!" Bill yells. They began arguing.

(y/n) turns at ford. "Sorry stanford. There's nothing we can do. Bill is literally one of dipper's sides.... he could either be his dark-side or fun-side or sadistic side or childish-side. I don't know bill's mysteriously demeanored and his tantrum is so strange....."

Stan rubs his forehead. "So they're all stuck like that as in forever?! Would you think all of the costumers will buy that?! Unless if they're dumb enough!" Stan says. "Okay. Okay. (y/n), Will. Better fix this up. I don't know how much i can handle staying with bill! I had enough of him! He's a danger to our world!" Ford says.

"Aww.... don't worry sixer.... i'll be back in my frightening handsome human form!" Bill says. "Ugh. Bill! Never bother my family again! Understand!" Ford storms off.

Bill scoffs. "What's his deal?"

"He hates you for tricking him and tricking dipper and tricking every one you've tricked before.... he met a lot of dangerous beings. But the most hated one is you..." (y/n) explains.

"Aww.... i hate you too sixer!" Bill yells cheerfully. "Can it bill!" Bill chortles. "I'm just kiddin'."

"Sort of...."

"Okay.... so i'm gonna learn another spell?! Seriously?! Why does it always have to be me?!" (y/n) complains.

"Cause duh. You're the responsible one!" Will says. (y/n) rolls her eyes. "So basically, the spell is only temporary for only for a day...., but since it happened this afternoon, then they will be back at tommorow in night....."

"Why night? Isn't it gonna be like in afternoon?" Stanley questions. "Yeah, but based in my calculations.... it's night, the dippers, dipper or either bill or deer-dipper, will be back to the way they were and where they're supposed to be tommorow night......" (y/n) retortes.

"But what i question is.... what are we gonna do with all of the dippers?" Will gestures at the dippers including bill and the original dipper.

"Well, they can work right? But somehow i'll let soos and wendy take the day off...." stan retorted. "But how about the sock-puppet dipper? How's the other people of the town even gonna buy that?" (y/n) gestures the floating living sock-puppet.

"I think i may have a solution...." bill cuts in. Rubbing his chin as he smirks showing a sign of interest.

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~after noon~

"Behold! The living sock-puppet!" Stan gestures in his fancy-smancy clothes. With the eye-patch, fez and all. "Ooo....." the costumers says in interest. Sock-puppet sighs in despair. "Grunkle-stan, i don't think i'm fit with this....." SPD (sock-puppet dipper) spoke.

"Just play along kid."

Meanwhile with bill. He laughs like a psychopath as he presses the button of the register that was on the counter. "Cash. Cash. Cash." He grinned widely as he laughs like psychopath and pushes the button opening and closing it again as he repeats the word 'cash' every time he pushes the button.

(y/n) spantenously appears then hitted bill's head with a newspaper. "What did i say about laughing like a pychopath?" She crosses her arms still holding on the newspapers.

"Oh.... did you say that? Wait, i must be wearing my 'talk to me face' here, give me a sec." Bill turns on the other side, then waves his hand across his face changing his happy impression into a blank one. Then turns to (y/n) still with the same impression.

"Don't talk to me." He retortes. (y/n) grunts. "Oh you are so childish...." she rolls her eyes.

Meanwhile with will, it was night, will was in the living room with the dippers, he scans all the dippers as he rubs his chin.

"let's see..... paper-jammed dipper, deer-dipper, lamby-dipper, wolf-dipper, halloween dipper's with shooting star, original pine tree's with stanford, sock-puppet dipper's with stanley, bill's with (y/n).... wait, where's manly dipper?"

Then suddenly manley dipper bursted in the living room as animals were inside.

"Live long animals!" He shouts. Will facepalms. "Not again...." he murmurs.

"Hey will, what do you think of HD's new look?" Mabel asks appearing with halloween dipper, he was no longer wearing a peanut jar costume, but wearing a peanut-brown sweaters, not wearing a peanut helmet but revealing his longish brown hair.

Will sighs covering his whole face with his palms, "shooting star, please don't let him wear one of your weird clothings.... he needs to be halloween dipper.... so that i won't get confuse...."

"Well sorry about that will.... but a peanut costume's not so pretty.... peanut themed sweater is!" Mabel cheers with her hands in the air. Will removes his palms away.

"Alright.... do what you want shooting star.... but i don't care if me or either (y/n) can't get your brother back...."

Mabel scoffs. "I'm sure that even though you don't want to do that.... (y/n) still will...." will rolls his eyes.

"Ever since my sister met you and your brother, she's been protecting you since then, how many times has she sacrificed for you, but when did you two ever return the favor?"

Images flashes inside mabel's head. That shows every image that (y/n) helps the twins.

Like the part when (y/n) tries to protect the twins from bill, the part with her protecting dipper and pacifica's life from the lumber jack ghost, and other times when (y/n) protects the twins from something dangerous.

"Hey (y/n) is very nice! She's not like you! You're a jerk!" Mabel snaps as it made will angry. The dippers just stood there, not bothering to cut in their conversation.

"I'm a jerk?! You're miss sassy pants!" Will's body litted on blue fire but failed because of the unicorn hair.

"What's going on here?!" (y/n) appears gripping on bill's wrist who was beside her grimacing because the grip was tight.

"He/she started it!" They pointed on each other. (y/n) yanks her grip away from bill's wrist then approaches them angry.

"Will! You're coming with me!"

(y/n) grasps on will's wrist then drags him outside leaving bill dumbstruck.

"Welp. So i'll be going then!"

Meanwhile with (y/n) and will, "what is wrong with you?!" (y/n) snaps. "What's wrong with me?! These dumb mortals have cross the line too far!"

It started to rain, lightning sounds thudded, the rain and the lightning were arguing loud as loud as (y/n) and will's arguing, a strong blow of wind passes them. Signing of a storm.

(y/n) sighs in despair. "Listen, i don't wanna involve fighting with you...., but whatever it is, it has to stop, you should stop bothering me!"

"Bothering you?! I am your brother! Siblings always got their backs!"

"Yeah, well maybe---- maybe--- you're not my brother! Maybe you were just one of bill's mistakes! Like one of the links on the world's worst chain! I wish you would never even became my brother! And i wish you never even existed! You're nothing to me!!! I never wanna see your face again!!! " (y/n) shot back. Making will hurt, then he gave (y/n) a glare, his glare was mixed with darkness and nightmares as the wind blows strong, but (y/n) and will were standing still.

(y/n) realizes of what she'd said, she gasps, "no, no, no, you got it all wrong, i didn't mean to~"

"You're right..... you're not my sister....., you're a cipher..... you're just as cold hearted as bill...." he mentions as lightning thudded loudly as the wind grows stronger.

(y/n) gets hurt even more than will when she wishes that he wasn't her brother, and was never existed.

"If you don't want me! Then fine! You're no longer my sibling!!!" Will yells then stormed inside the shack.

He stops infront of the door. Then turns his eyes at (y/n) without turning around.

"bill was right about you.... you've changed because of these mortals.... you do everything just for them to not get hurt.... but what you didn't realize that you're the one getting hurt everytime you strike a move to protect them.... i was wrong about you having improvement in being a good person, i was wrong about you, they were wrong about you, we were wrong about you, bill was wrong about you, the world was wrong about you.... " he says before he enters inside.

(y/n) was left there.

She hugs herself uncomfortably as she looks down shutting her eyes. Tears were falling on her cheek as she began sobbing, lightning thuds loudly, not even making (y/n) flinch, what have i done?

Her yellowish blond hair was covering the portion of her face, the strong blow of wind passes her as she just doesn't even try to bother it but just feel cold as will says a while ago, her heart was cold.

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Next morning, bill was resting on the bed, trying to sleep, but he couldn't, so he just rests his eyes for him to not get tired, he was interrupted by someone shaking his shoulders making him jiggle, he fluttered his eyes to see his daughter.

"Oh sorry billy.... did i wake you?" She grins. Bill covers his face with a pillow, he groans in irritation.

"What do you want triangle?" (y/n) rolls her eyes.

"Well duh. Time for work, stanley's gonna kick your sorry-butt if you don't get to work."

Bill slowly sats up. "This is why i enjoy being a dream demon more than a pathetic mortal...." he gets out of bed.

"Where's your third eyed brother?"

(y/n) folds her arms. "Does it look like i want to know?" Bill rolls his eyes.

"Family problems eh? Well i'll tell ya, whenever me and vince fights, i just shout piercingly and apoplectically at him, trust me, it'll work....."

"Or it could make the situation more worse?! I hate fighting with will! What's his deal?! He's as stubborn as you are!"

"Hey! I'm not that stubborn!"

(y/n) smirks. "Admit it, you just don't wanna admit that you're more stubborn than ville or either will...."

"Whatever.... so i'm still gonna wear this?" Bill stares down to see his suit like he wore in sock opera, "here, it's an exact copy of that suit, you still gotta take a bath though, but you do it, i don't wanna see dipper's thing...." (y/n) turns away crossing her arms.

"Yeah. I don't know how to do this, so isn't another type of clothing here that could maybe fit it with me?"

(y/n) shooks her head side to side. "Nope. That's the only clothing we have here.... unless you wanna wear dipper's dumb outfit.... but we can't tell which is the real dipper and we can't trust you...." (y/n) retorted.

Bill grunts. "So i'm stuck like this until tonight?

"Nope. This afternoon actually.... i've calculated numbers.... you can be brought to normal by sun-down, but the problem is that it should happen in the woods.... the mystery shack has a barrier around it.... which is kinda irritating...." (y/n) mumbles at that last part.

"So i'll just wear it?"

"No, you take a bath, ugh. Don't you interrogate me! Go to the bathroom! After that you were it! INSIDE the bathroom, i'll wait for you here in case you're gonna do something stupid...." bill sighs in defeat then proceeded in the bathroom.

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SPD flies near a plastic cup that was on top of the desk of the table in the dinning room, he rubs his clothed chin with his stringged fingers. "Well... it wouldn't hurt if i take a sip.... would it?"

"What do you think PJD?" He questions, then turns to paper-jammed dipper, PJD shrugged. "Ngh. Ngh. Ngh." He retorted i think then walks away.

SPD turns back to the cup, he sighs, "whatever you dingus...." he approaches it then tries to takes a sip, but instead he accidentally fell down almost wetting his clothed sock-body, but he was stopped by a hand.

He was lifted up, "whoa, what are ya doing there SPD? Watch it, you're gonna get your clothed body with soda juice....." mabel says smiling. SPD yanks mabel's fingers away then folds his arms.... or maybe strings....

"Don't treat me like a child mabel...." mabel chuckles, "whatever....." mabel rolls her eyes.

Meanwhile with will who was on the woods. "Sorry remind me why you're doing this?" Will gestures at deer-dipper who was touching the bark of a tree near by.

"Bill once told me that the best way to search a monster, is by observing a tree's bark, to track where that monster went."

"Human-hunter bill told ya that? Pssh. Well that explains how dumb your bill sounds like, so i'll ask you...., does your bill have kids like me and (y/n)?" Will folds his arms.

"Nope, but he does mention about his half-demon brother...." DD retorted still oberving the tree bark.

"Half-demon brother? Well that's a new one, besides vince being a pure dream demon...." will rolls his eyes. "Who is this vince you speak of?" Deer-dipper finally turns to face will on the right side about a few steps away.

"Just our bill's twin brother, he's a dream demon luke bill, although he's not much responsible and not much always got everything planned like bill does...." will rubs his chin with his two fingers.

"This bill of yours really sounds dark and heartless...., it makes me feel like i'm incomplete..., he's not like my happy, fun and nice bill...."

"Well our bill's cheerful, but evil, he uses flattering and games with other beings so he can trick them on getting what he wants...., i believe our bill's more darker than yours, i mean, your bill's dark when somebody tries to kill or either capture you...."

"I suppose.... but i never thought of bill-- i mean, my bill being over-protective....."

"So i always wonder...., how do you walk with those four weird lookin' deer legs?" Will asks changing the subject as he smirks while rubbing his chin with his index finger showing interest. Deer-dipper shrugs, not knowing the answer that much, "i wonder about you the same, never knew how to walk in two-legs!"

"Let's just pretend that it's practically normal that walking with either two or more legs counts as a normal thing, K?" Deer-dipper nods.

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Meanwhile with dipper and ford, "hey, great-uncle ford? Is it weird that you just met this side of me?" Dipper gestures at wolf-dipper who was scared and acting wimpy with the dusty-old place. "Nah, i've been seeing you scream like a girl the whole time..., might be getting use to it these days....." ford says as he works on the mind control neck-tie.

"Oh..... wait-- what?" Dipper get shock, ford moves his eyes away from the mind-control neck tie, then to dipper, "so kid, do you like the new improvement with the mind control neck tie? It can change color by just saying the exact color you want it to be, like mabel and dipper theme!" The neck-tie changes into a rainbow colored one, with pine tree and shooting star designed on middle, "whoa, grunkle-ford, that's so amazing! Wait. Did you just call me 'kid'? Who are you and what have you done to my grunkle? Are you bill right now? Or vince or maybe that was ville, ugh. Never knew the difference with his names....."

"Nope, still your same stanford pines, i just got used to calling you 'kid' because of bill, he's been staying with us since then, what does he want? He probably wants the rift, that's why we shouldn't trust him, remember to keep an eye on him alright?" Dipper responds by nodding. "Yes, grunkle-ford, and may i ask why did you just upgraded the neck-tie?"

"Well it's just a little habit or maybe hobby that i like to call, inventing, it helps me, whenever i'm stressed, bored, depressed, anger, griefed or if i just having to feel like inventing, i do this, you should try it when you grow older."

"Nah, i'm more okay if i go on a mystery hunt with mabel." Ford chuckles a bit, "you're lucky that you got more time to spent with your sibling, me and stan used to be friends back then, until we had a fight, and over the years, i spent inside bill's dimension trying to survive...."

"Grunkle-ford, i've been meaning to ask you...., what did bill do to you when you're inside the portal?"

"Dipper, i think it's best if you don't know...., he almost killed me, i've been trying to hide away from him over the years, i don't really know the time inside the nightmare realm, probably it's timeless...."

Dipper remained quiet, he didn't want to speak words, "so dipper, i've been thinking...., would you wanna be my apprentice with the summer's over?"

Dipper was shock and also scared, "i'm gonna think about it grunkle ford, i mean. It's almost mabel and i's birthday after a few weeks, and i'm not sure if she can handle it, i'll think about it...." ford smiled then putted a hand on dipper, "it's okay dipper, i can wait. But please, choose a wise decision, i don't mean to start chaos, it's your decision to make...."

Dipper nods, "d-does anyone have powder?? I feel so itchy and naked...." wolf-dipper interrupts making the two turning to him, "this is why i feel so weird with your personality of fearful...." ford states in a blank tone.

Meanwhile....

Bill steps out of the bathroom, "well how do i look?"

"You look creepy, but it'll do, just don't scare the costumers with your psychopathic ways and everything will be fine...." (y/n) ties her hair up with a golden hair tie, she ties it up into a pony tail, then puts one a black hair band that mabel gave her in the other day, (not mentioning that day on the other chapter, sorry.)

"Yeah, i'm more fine with your left eye getting covered with your yellowish blonde hair...." bill states in a black tone, (y/n) rolls her eyes.

"Oh and remember, you still go work to do..." (y/n) adds. Bill sighs in defeat.

"Okay, now i'm only gonna ask this once, what am i gonna do in work?" (y/n) smirks.

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Bill slams his head on the register, "dipper, you okay?" Wendy asks beside him. He tilted his head. "Nah. I'm fine red! That is your name right?" He retorted. Not knowing wendy corduroy that much.

"No, it's wendy, who are ya and what have you done to dipper?" Wendy narrowed her eyes.

"Bill, bill cipher, the dream demon, at your service, have we formly met? Wend-ah?" He asks letting out a hand but wendy despises bill.

"It's wendy you pointed headed freak!" Wendy snaps remembering who bill is, cause (y/n) tells her about bill, before wendy and mabel goes on a quest to get unicorn hair last time.

"Finally, you remembered me, now isn't this something?" Bill grins widely. "No, it's not something! You triangle!"

Bill scoffs. "And i call pine tree pathetic...." he rolls his eyes.

"Don't toy with me demon...." (y/n) peeped. "I can explain wendy.... this is bill.... my dad....." she says awkwardly and despises that she just said that bill was her dad. She haven't told wendy that bill's her dad, cause she didn't even bother about that being a specific subject.

"This is your dad?? Pfft. And i thought your dad acts more mature.... i mean, look at my dad!" Wendy gestures at her dad.

His dad sat up, then his head hitted the ceiling, "ahh! Who put that there?" Then bended down then up again.

He grunts. "Oww!"

"See what i mean?" Wendy turns back to the two. "Hey it's just temporarily..... the real dipper is with ford.... i believe you know him?" (y/n) exclaimed.

"Who's ford?"

"Stan's brother, didn't soos explained the story to you?"

Wendy remembers the time when soos told him what happened about stanley and stanford, his story got finished three in the morning, but unfortunately, wendy didn't pay attention cause she was so tired and her eyes were heavy, but soos explains it again as wendy groans in boredom.

Wendy shooks the flash back away, "don't wanna talk about that.... so you're telling me that there's a lot dippers in the living room?" Wendy raises an eyebrow.

"Yeah, seven of them, two are here, bill's here with us and dipper's down in the basement.... but don't worry, the real dipper will be back.... i hope....." (y/n) mumbles weakly with that last part.

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Wendy left work early cause stanley said so, (y/n) and bill were on the counter, (y/n) yawns, there were no costumers lately, it was nine, and makes them wonder why are there no costumers, but (y/n) doesn't bother.

The telephone rings that was on the desktop of the counter near bill, (y/n) was about to reach it with her hand, but bill got first, "yellow?" He grins widely.

"Oh you want a snowglobe? Okay, the price is...." bill grabs a snowglobe that was on a nearby shelf, "it's..... three hundred and forty--- what is this nine or eight?" Bill narrows his eyes hoping that it would be more clearer. "Oh wait, it's three hundred and forty-nine, i mean. Three hundred and forty-nine? Wow, isn't stanley a cheapskate?" (y/n) immediately grabs the phone from bill's hand adruptly, "sorry, my idiot and psychopathic work mate here is so dumb and dull. I apoligize for his behavior, oh and it's three hundred and forty-nine, uhuh? Okay, pick-up your order at eleven, okay, see ya!" (y/n) ends the call. Slamming the phone on the desk.

"And that's how you talk to someone with RESPECT."

"Ugh. Respect, don't know how to use that word...." bill rolls his eyes in irritation. Holding a can of soda.

"Hey, where did you get that?"

"Why?, can't i enjoy being a human and feel pain again?" Bill pours the can of soda on his mouth then once got full on to his eyes. (y/n) slams her hand on the table making bill stop.

"What??"

"You should really stop that, it's way too creepy..."

"NO PUPPET STRINGS CAN HOLD ME DOWN," "SO PATIENTLY I WATCH THIS TOWN," "ABNORMAL SOON WILL BE THE NORM," and "ENJOY THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM."

"Uhuh, the end will come, i know, i know, you keep telling me that, you're excited for the big day, whatevs..... hey, i wanna question you, what does it feel like be a human? I mean, possesing a human, do your skin and bone feel normal, or abnormal?"

"Pure energy, not skin and bone, rising like the Shepard tone"

"You should seriously stop rhyming...."

"Pfft, can you at least accept that i'm more smarter than you triangle...."

"Hello there people! How's it going?" Stanley peeped drapping arm on the desktop making (y/n) and bill be disoriented as bill clings his arms at (y/n)'s arm a bit shock. "He wants something...." bill refers to (y/n). (y/n) replies by nodding, "yup definitetly, what do you want stanley?" (y/n) asks, with widely eyes, standing still.

"Well, i'm just bored, my brother's in the basement, will and the deer dipper are in a mystery hunt on the woods, mabel's in her room with the other dippers, i gave wendy and soos the day off cause there were no costumers often today cause it's saturday, so wanna here a joke?" Stanley defined.

Bill turns his eyes at his daughter, (y/n) folds her arms, making bill lose hold of her arm, "i believe i don't have the right to know...." she looks away with a blank face. Bill turns his eyes to stanley again. "Umm.... i guess...."

"Alright! My ex-wife still misses me! But her aim is getting better! But her aim is getting better!" The two exchanged confused glances. Then turns back to stanley, "sorry what? Why would marilyn even miss you if you two divorced after six hours?" Bill disoriented. "No, what i mean is, that marriage is terrible, i mean, you got married to someone right bill? Who's the lucky lady??" Stanley wiggles his eyebrows as what he said made bill frown with nark. He throws the can of soda on stan's face, glaring at him with anger.

"Ugh! From the last time! I didn't marry anyone! Yeesh! What is wrong with you people?!" Bill yells as he storms out of the gift shop then proceeds to the living room. Stanley turns to (y/n) who was still there, "yeesh, what is wrong with your dad?"

"He hates it if someone says that he married a female living human organism, it makes him feel like he's one of the other, so called, 'living ventroliquized dummy'." (y/n) emphasized and air quotes the last part. "So.... how's you and your brother going?" Stanley changes the subject, still drapping arm on the desk.

"Not good, we had a fight last night, i called him 'nothing' and made him mad, and he told him that the world was wrong about me being in the good side....," (y/n) sighed sadly, "what have i done?"

Stanley scoffed, "what have you done?? Look at me and my brother, i spent thirty years trying to bring him back, and after that, what did he do?,"

"He didn't even thanked me, instead he blamed me for starting that dumb portal again...., wish he could stop being a jerk and start realizing what siblings are for...."

What stan said comforted (y/n), then made her thought of something, "that's it!"

"Sorry what?" Stan quirks an eyebrow in confusion, "stanley! You're a genius!"

"Hey can you tell ford that?" (y/n) didn't mind what stan just said, "as soon as i bring dipper back to normal, i can apoligize to will and make this right! It's still not over! There's still hope!" (y/n) runs upstairs. Leaving stanley alone, he sighs in boredom.

"Here we again, may the boredom starts...."

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Mabel was inside her room, happily giggling as the dippers tie her hair up, "you guys are good at this! I don't know why dipper hates this, but i like it!" Mabel giggled.

"Why are we doing this again?" Lamby-dipper asks turning to his side, who was halloween dipper, "just don't mind it, and just do what she says..." he shrugs. (y/n) storms in, "guys! It's almost afternoon! We have to go to the forest!"

All of the dippers looked at each other, then just nodded, they all sat up including mabel, mabel turns her head side to side, "wait, where's bill dipper?"

"Oh.... forgot all about that, give me a sec." (y/n) runs downstairs to the living room, trying to find bill, then discovers complaining in the dinning room, "ugh, don't get mortal these days! I mean, i am not married! Yeesh, and they call me despicable......" bill complained, pouring water on a glass cup, then took a sip.

He tasted it, then he stares at the water, observing it, "man, is this water or is this one of shooting star's weird lookin' liquid...." he continues staring, then his collar was dragged to the door, "woah, woah, woah, hey! Ahh!" He drops the cup as it makes a splash of broken glasses.

"Kids! Don't play with glass! It's dangerous!" Stanley yells, all the in the gift shop, it was loud enough for them to hear, "her fault!" Bill points at (y/n). (y/n) frowns then drags him upstairs by gripping on his wrist.

"Here! There's bill dipper!"

"So are you gonna let go of my wrist or what?" Bill emphasized, "oh silly billy! I won't, instead i'll do this....." (y/n) twists bill's wrist, making him yelp in pain, "ahh! Ahh! And i used to think pain was hilarious!"

(y/n) lets go, chucklung a bit, "you do realize that's dipper body right?" Mabel questions, "nah, just one of his sides, i'm sure it'll be fine!"

"Ahh! My arm! What happening?!" All of the dippers yelped, "well, i guess that's what happens when you hurt a dipper.... get it? Dipper? Haha, just kiddin'...." (y/n) jokes.

"Okay, we still have to meet deer-dipper and will in the woods, the original dipper and wolf-dipper are in the basement, but who's going down?" Mabel suggests.

"Umm.... i don't wanna go down there, it's too creepy....." the dippers shrudded, "so who's going downstairs then?" Mabel turns to (y/n) who was right in front of her.

"I have to get my book, how about bill?" (y/n) turns at bill before she left. They all stared at bill except bill or either (y/n) cause she went to the hallway to her room.

"Well...., since you're not complaining......" mabel grins at bill widely, "shooting star, please don't do that....."

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"Oww, what the heck is wrong with my arm? It feels like it's been twisted...." dipper grips on his arm, grunting in pain.

"Nah, i'm sure, it's just a sprain, after all, this bunker isn't very comfortable...., y'know, made of metal...." ford stated pounding the metal wall near him.

"Ohh.... alright...."

"Okay, all i need to do is to give this to you dipper, keep it safe....." ford stated, giving dipper the neck-tie. Dipper stares at it, "why me? I mean, i'm kinda irresponsible....., i made a deal with bill and got tricked two times already!"

"Hey, i trust you...., i believe that you can do better than me....., i was tricked by bill...., how foolish i was back then..., i'll give you an advice, never trust bill, he's a Liar. Monster. Snappy dresser. Don't be fooled by his flattery and tricks......"

"I won't great-uncle ford...." dipper smiles, "well isn't this a big bunker! Ain't it big huh fordsy??" Bill examines, peeping behind them, they turn to see bill, "what are you doing here? How did you pass the code of my vending machine?" Ford growled, narrowing his eyes. "Oh, don't play dumb IQ, i know everything, and just about every mystery, code and secret, even your secret password to the vending machine...."

"What do you want bill?" Dipper snarled, "yeesh kid, i don't mean any harm...., you look like your looking straight into my soul, if i even had one..., anyways, (y/n) wants you in the woods, to get back to your sides...." dipper turns to ford, "well, i'll be going then, see ya grunkle-ford...." ford ruffles his hair, "see ya kiddo!" Bill groans in irritation, "enough of this, i'm so bored! This is way more boring than the nightmare realm!"

"Oh wait, i'll take it back...., the nightmare realm is a flat world with flat dreams...., that's why i destroyed it...., but i'm still trapped if i was brought back to my original self...."

"Okay, let's go you demonic nacho..., you too wolf-dipper......" dipper grabs bill's back collar, dragging him to the elevator including dipper with him, wolf-dipper followed behind. "What's a nacho?"

"You don't wanna know...." dipper states as bill just shrugs, and doesn't mind.

"You do know that i can walk instead of being dragged around...." bill stated crossing his arms, as the elevator goes up.

Wolf-dipper just stood there scared, and sivering in fear and cold, bill notices him and scoffs, "wimp." He mumbles under his breath in irritation.

It dinged, they made it out of the vending machine to see (y/n), mabel and the other dippers, "okay, let's go, will and deer-dipper are gonna meet us in the forest...."

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"So it says here, the bark was scratched by something, it could be a fungus crawler or maybe a venomous viper...." deer-dipper says moving his finger on the tree bark. Will was drapping on a tree, a bit far from the tree or either deer-dipper.

"Or maybe just a lumber jack planning to chop a tree...."

"Hey, a venomous viper's tail is pretty sharp enough to--"

He covers his eyes with his arms, "uhuh, uhuh, uhuh, don't wanna talk about the venoumous viper, those things are insanely dangerous...."

Deer-dipper spun around to see will, a mile away from him, "you could be more useful...." deer-dipper folds his arm, will chuckles a bit, he removes his arm away from his face.

"Yeah, like if i'm even any use to anyone...., glad you and your sister get along....."

"What do you mean? Me and mabel, well, mermaid-mabel, are not really close, but we never fight though...."

"I just wish i was never existed, in dimension, in the nightmare realm, or any other dimension or universe....."

"Woah, careful on what you wish for will, if you've been created by your bill, then probably there's a reason...."

"Yeah right, like created or raised to be a weapon for chaos and destruction...." will sat up, then wipped the dirt off his clothes, approaching deer-dipper.

"Oh.... so how about your sister then?"

"Created to be a key, or portal, the rift is destined to be destroyed by (y/n), but luckily, she turned to the good side, i think...., bill got everything planned, in every problem, he has a solution...." will stops, beside deer-dipper.

"So what's weirdmageddon anyway? I heard about my bill talking about it... and it makes me wonder, what happens if bill gets his physical form, what's gonna happen to (y/n)?"

"We're not supposed to talk about that to the pines family, cause they'll get sad, but i'll tell you anyway, bill's gonna~"

"Guys! There you are! We've looking for you like decades already!" Mabel peeped, a few steps away from them. "Mabel, we only found them after ten minutes......" original dipper stated. Mabel scoffs, "so what?"

"Hey guys?" Mabel and dipper moved aside to show (y/n) smiling, deer-dipper friendly smiled back, will, on the other hand, folds his arms then turns to the right side with a blank expression. This hurts (y/n) deeply. She snaps out of it, "oh! I almost forgot! It's almost night!"

"Finally...." deer-dipper stated in relief, "wait, what happens to the other dippers?" Mabel gestures at the dippers. "Oh we'll be remained one of dipper's sides, we'll be always inside dipper, there to either say hi or goodbye...." puppet-dipper quoted.

"Y'know, for a sock-puppet, you are good at quoting...." SPD rolls his..... uhh.... eyeballs....?

The sun began coming down, "it's time to day good-bye....." (y/n) says smiling weakly, "bye guys! We'll miss ya!" The other dippers besides original dipper or bill.

"So aren't ya say good bye dad?" Will asks with a blank impression, "nah, i can always visit them, from the alternate dimension, from this dimension, from pine tree's mind, get what i mean here?"

"Fair point." Deer-dipper including the other dippers began glowing then floated up, "bye! Bye! See ya!" The dippers as in all dippers except O. Dipper said.

"WE'VE ALL HAD SOME FUN TONIGHT, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET WHO THE REAL "PUPPET MASTERS" ARE: REPTOIDS WHO HAVE INFILTRATED OUR GOVERNMENT"

"Yeah, yeah, sure whatever, you evil triangle...." (y/n) chuckles a bit, a two portals appeared, deer-dipper and bill was sucked to each portal, the portals closed. The other dippers, including the real dipper, they all sucks inside dipper, then a bright yellow light flashed, as one dipper slowly landded his feet on the ground.

Mabel smiled happily then runned to her brother hugging him, "yes! You don't know how long would i want to have only one brother, my one and only, brave, loyalty, smart, weird, caring, wimpy, crazy, kinda dark brother!" Mabel didn't realize that she was hugging dipper really tight that dipper was unable to breathe.

"M-mabel.... you're squishing me!" Dipper yelped, "whoops! Sorry!" Mabel brokes the hug, "come on bro-bro! Let's go home! You coming (y/n)? Will?" Mabel turns to the cipher twins. (y/n) looks at her brother, hoping that he would forgive her.w but will hesitates, then continued folding his arms and looking away from (y/n)'s sight.

(y/n) sighed in despair, "you go ahead, i have to talk to will...." what (y/n) said made will's eyes turn to him, but not making eye-contact that much. The two nodded the walked away.

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"W-will...., i-i'm sorry....., i didn't mean to call you 'nothing' i'm sorry...., i should be the one who's not supposed to be existed, and i should've been the one who was most blamed.... i know you were trying defend me....., i'm sorry... i'm such a horrible sister, i should've been a great sibling to you....." (y/n) states sadly.

Will turns around to face his sister, he smiled weakly, "i could've done the same too (y/n), but to tell you the truth, i was too over-protected...., you weren't a bad sibling, i was...., i just didn't realized that until now....."

"Hey, everyone makes mistakes, and if we fight, promise me we'll always make-up. I hope we could still be siblings...., what do say will? Would you wanna be my brother again? Would you like to be weird?"

Will chuckled a bit, "i'm not as weird as you, dum-dum. And, of course i wanna be your brother again, whenever i'm with you i just feel so complete, so promise me we'll never fight again?" Will brought out a hand.

(y/n) gaves him a smile, then accepts. "I promise, and remember. No matter what happens...." (y/n) stops waiting for will to answer.

Will smirks, "siblings always stick together, whatever we go, whatever we do, we go together and we do it together..... i won't stop fighting for what's right....." they shook hands.

"And i won't stop hoping, whenever something goes wrong....." then suddenly on their hand shake, it began flashing on glowing yellow light.

"Wait, what's happening?" (y/n) asks in fear as they stare at their hands, then suddenly they were being pulled to each other. But luckily, they escaped.

They seperated, panting, "what was that?" Will panted, "well, whatever that was, remind me not to do that again...."

"So what do you say we go back to the shack?" Will questions, he smiles, "i thought you never asked, my third-eyed brother...." (y/n) snaps her fingers as they were teleported to the shack.

Meanwhile with vince or ville in his human form with the snappy clothes and all. He rubs his chin, flying everywhere in the nightmare realm. "Where's bill?"

"Bill? Bill? Brother? Where are you?"

"Bill? Ugh, I haven't seen him since then, man. Why do i feel so uncomplete??"

Suddenly, bill appears in his human form. Causing vince to startle, "I'M BACK!!! DID YA MISS ME?? ADMIT IT, YOU MISSED ME!"

"Ahh! Bill! Don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack!"

"Don't have a heart-attack, you're not thirty-four trillion yet....." bill chortles at his brother actions. Vince recovers, "do you really have to make such a grand entrance! Huh bill?!"

Bill was clutching his stomach, trying to hold his laugh, "You act like a wimp, but obviously, you remind me of pine tree...."

"Can it bill!"

Bill chuckles.

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