Hello readers, just want you to know that, this chapter is a common episode of gravity falls, 'roadside attraction' but don't worry, it'll be slightly different than the real episode.... enjoy!

Dipper was inside the bathroom, he combs his hair as he sings the song 'disco girl'

"disco girl~ coming through~ that girl is you~ oh~ oh~ oh~"

Will suddenly enters, making dipper flinch in fright, "d-don't come in! Don't come in!" Dipper alactritously said.

"What are you doing?" Will asked, quirking an eyebrow. "N-nothing! Seriously where are your manners?! Knock first!"

"Well you should've lock the door..... this explains why you're afraid of the dark!" Will shot. "Hey, i'm not afraid of the dark!" Will flicked the switch near him, with his finger, causing the room to get dark. This was abrupting for dipper, Dipper screamed like a girl. "Wil! Turn the lights back on!" Dipper yelped running around the bathroom.

Will turned the lights back on. Dipper stopped, then cleared his throat, "can we pretend that, that never even happened?"

"Yeah, yeah, sure whatever pine tree....." will folded his arm, rolling his eyes. "Guys! I'm so excited for today!" Mabel bursted inside the bathroom, causing dipper to startle.

"Don't you guys ever know how to knock?!"

Mabel scoffed. "Oh come on dipster, you know i'm a creep....." she shrugged slightly. "So what's so important that you're barging inside the bathroom without permission?" Dipper asked, putting his cap on, then crossed his arms.

"Road trip!" Mabel yelled. Dipper's eyes wided. "Oh no. No, no, no, no, i don't like road trips! I'm not even ready yet!" Dipper freaked out. "Oh dipping sauce, you're such a wimp!"

"No i'm not!"

"What's a road trip?" Will interrupted.

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"Oh, will, candy and grenda just found out you guys are demons! (y/n)'s fault! She said it was okay...., let's go dippin' sauce! I'll pack your bags!"

Dipper was dragged by mabel, downstairs. Will heard a psychopath laugh, he turned to the mirror. To see bill in his human form, laughing like a psychopath. It was suprising for bill to just appear on the mirror, i mean, the barrier was still functional, but this made will worry about the shack. Will glared at bill. "What do you want?!"

"It's almost the big day! The prophecy is a lie!"

"No! You're wrong! Weirdmageddon won't happen! I'll make sure of it!" Will glared at bill, this made bill cackle. "Oh really? And how is that?"

"Because dipper and mabel are still here! Stanley and stanford are still here! Me and my sister are still here! We can stop you!"

"Yeah right. Even though, those meat-sacks' symbols are in my wheel.... they don't stand a single chance against me!" Bill stated happily. "Yes they can! Even if you're powerful demon, they can still stop you! They'll never give up!"

Bill cackled. "Well i would like to see that, and you'll know what happens to those mortals when the day comes!"

"Get out of here! Leave my friends alone!"

"Suit yourself three-eyes! But the day's coming! You can't stop me! The pines family will perish, your sister will be my prisoner! And you'll just be nothing! I've got plans, and i don't need you getting in my way! You're nothing with your sister! Until then! We'll meet again!" Bill disappeared. Will was left there, in fear, somehow worrying about what'll happen in there future.

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The first stop, was sweetkins' yarn ball, "this is it! sweetkins ' yarn ball!" Stanley introduced.

"Yey! I love pamphlets! They're SO interesting!" Candy stated. Stanley scoffed, "nerds..," stanley mumbled, gripping on the wheel.

"Ugh, can't believe i'm seeing miss granny sweetkins again...., she may look so sweet, but not really...." stanley stated, squinting his eyes, they approached near the entrance of sweetkins ' yarn ball.

"What makes you say that stanley?" (y/n) tilted her up away from the journal 2, that she was reading, yes, ford let her borrow journal 2, cause (y/n) seem to be interested with the journal, even though she already knew everything in the entire universe.

Something spotted (y/n)'s eye, "She looks so nice and sweet...." (y/n) said, gesturing at a bristol board, showing a old lady grinning sweetly, with (y/n) gesturing it with her right hand, and holding journal 2 with her other hand. This made stanley scoff. "Last time, she almost burned the shack deep down..., i mean, what kind of sick old lady would do that?" The RV stopped, right in front of the sign of sweetkins ' yarn ball.

(y/n)'s eyes wided, because of what stanley said, she fluttered her eyes, with her lips forming a straight line. "Oh...., well i'll take my words back...."

They all came down. (y/n) was still reading the journal, mabel and her friends were staring at the place with amazement, Will scanned the place.

"Whoa, that is one big yarn, how could the old lady even make a yarn as big as this? I mean, it's so gigantic!" Will examines the place.

"Yeah, i know right? You what they say, if there's a giant yarn! Then there's giant kitty!" Mabel stated cheerfully. "Do they really say that?" Grenda asked.

"Shut it grenda....." mabel stated, with a blank expression. "Come on, don't tell me if that i have to bring out a kitty, just to sabotage this yarn freak show!" Stan complained.

"Why can't you just unravel the threads and all?" What (y/n) stated, gave stan an idea. "That's... not actually a bad idea...., thanks kid!" (y/n) responded by shrugging.

"Hey, you look cute!" Dipper accidentally spitted out, the four turned to see dipper talking to a girl.

"N-no, not really! I-i mean, what i mean is, you're cute!, b-but not that much cute!" The girl looked at him, with a blank expression. Dipper laughed sheepishly.

"Okay, let's start over...., hi i'm dopper!" Dipper greeted, pulling out a hand, the girl who was holding a popsickle, declined, hitted dipper's hand, with her popsickle then left.

"Should we..... teach him to talk with confidence?" Will asked, folding his arms. "Nah, give the kid some space...., he looks dumb..." (y/n) smirked, removing her eyes away from journal 2, then stared at dipper.

Dipper approached them, sighing in despair. "Oh don't worry dipper...., you'll know to talk to people! Soon enough!" (y/n) comforted. "No, i'm trying to~"

"Hey kid! Come here, need a job for you!" Stan interrupted, dipper nodded then approached stan. Stan gave him a string from the giant yarn, dipper tied it up, as mabel and her friends except will and (y/n). Got inside the yarn, unraveling the strings from the yarn.

Dipper and stan chatted, as dipper ties the string at the end of the RV. Mabel and her friends, continued unraveling the strings from the giant yarn. (y/n) and will exchanged glances as they both watched their friends and allies spread chaos inside the yarn.

Then suddenly, the giant yarn bursted out with threads. "To the RV kids! To the RV!" Stanley pointed at the RV, running towards it.

"You heard the old man! To the RV!" Mabel yelled, making her friends and sibling look at her, "never call me old man!" Stan yelled, getting in the RV. The others did the same.

"Curse you stan pines!" The owner of sweetkins's yarnball yelled, as the RV fled.

"You know, i kinda feel bad about sabotaging the tourist trap...." will stated, with concern. "Nah, it'll be fine, enjoy the fun! It's the way of chaos and destruction...." (y/n) stated, grinning widely, as she leaned her back, at the backrest of the comfy chair, still holding journal number 2.

"Hey, you have journal 2? How come you get to borrow journal number 2?" Will asked, narrowing his eyes. "Well all i gotta do is ask ford, and there it is! I've got the journal and you don't!" (y/n) let her tounge out, teasing his brother.

"Hey what's that?" Will lied, pointing at the right side. (y/n) somehow fell for the trick, "huh?"

Will smirked, placing the edge of his sister's hair, making (y/n)'s back hair, cover her whole face. "Blek!" (y/n) said, putting the journal on the table, and recovering her hair, back to the way it was.

"Okay, so...., about the tourist trap...., i'm starting to follow your statement sis....." will stated. "Really? Cause i feel like i'm not so okay...." dipper stated. Then approached stan, who was in the driver seat.

"So.... who wants to play a game? I call this card tricks...." (y/n) asked, snapping her fingers. Card magicly appeared, she spins it on the air, by twirling her index finger. "Whoa, magic! I like it!" Grenda stated, clenching her fist, lightly.

(y/n) flicked her index finger down, making ten cards land on the desk, beneath the cards were each the cards' symbols. "Figure out which card has the symbol of a shooting star, be warned.... only one try for each person...." (y/n) grinned widely, not worrying that mabel or either her friends would figure out which is the right one.

"Here!" Mabel pointed at sixth part, (y/n) flicked her finger up, showing that the card, had a marking of bill in it, will turned to face the card.

His eyes wided, then startled. Causing the others to be disoriented. He cleared his throat. "S-sorry...."

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"Hey, since we're waiting! Who wants to watch dipper do the lamby dance? I have a video of it, here in my phone!" Mabel hands out her phone, waving it around.

Dipper heard this, he quickly scampered there. "Mabel! Don't! You'll embaress me! Not in front of (y/n) and will!" Dipper stated, trying to the phone from mabel's hands.

"No, no, i like to see this lamby dance..... how come lamby-dipper never talked about this?" (y/n) asked, showing interest. She snapped her fingers, the cards magically disappeared.

"Probably he's too embaressed about it..." mabel teased. "Ugh, mabel! Seriously?!" Dipper growled. Will smirked. "Sit down and relax would ya pine tree?" He snapped his fingers, then blue chains wrapped dipper's arms. Dipper's lips formed a straight line.

"Don't do this mabel!" Dipper yelped, mabel turned to will, giving him a face, that shows if she's gonna play the video or not.

"Just play it shooting star...." will said, in a blank impression and blank tone. "Oh! Oh! Play it! Play it!" (y/n) cheers happily.

"Okay! Lamby dance here we go!" Mabel cheerfully stated, then played video, by tapping one particular button.

Then played the video.

Lamby dipper began singing.

"Wwweeeeellllll!!!!!!!!~ who wants a lamby?~ lamby?~ lamby?~ i do!~ i do!~"

"So, go up and greet your mammy!~ mammy!~ mammy!~ hi there!~ hi there!~"

"So, march!~ march!~ march!~ around the daises!~"

"Don't!~ don't!~ don't!~ ever forget!~ about the baby!~" dipper poked his cheek, grinning cutely.

After the video, everyone bursted out laughing, except dipper of course, "that was hilarious!" Will laughed. "Yeah, double times the entertainment, mostly enjoyed that last part though...." (y/n) laughed, long and hard, clutching on her stomach.

"Enough guys! It isn't funny!" Dipper frowned then gave everyone who laughing, a glare. "Sure it is!" Mabel says happily.

Dipper grunted. "I'm going to talk to grunkle stan!"

"Hey (y/n)!, give me a amazing neon punk outfit! And firework powers!" Mabel ordered. (y/n) and will changed confused glances, then just nodded.

(y/n) snapped her fingers, mabel's outfit shined as it turned into the outfit that she weared, that she wore in [scary'oke]

"Will! Give me the eightiest's crack-pleasingiest rock-rockingiest song you've got!" Mabel pointed, will rested his right arm's joint at his left arm, then snapped his fingers with his right hand. Activating a song on the karaoke. The song 'don't start unbelieving'

The beat started, as everyone exchanged 'weird-out' glances. "Excellent." Mabel stated, walking to the center.

Then she began singing, "Don't start unbelieving!~"

"Never don't not show your feelings!~" she raised her hand, as fireworks appeared behind her as magical background.

"Is it safe for her to have pyrotechic powers?" Will asked. (y/n) just shrugged. "I thought it was, never give up till you feel it?" she asked. "Yeah, but she asked for the additional song, and the additonal somg of 'don't start unbelieving' is the brand new, famous song in the eighties remember? And now, so i did...." will asked, blankly.

"So you gonna remove her powers?" Dipper asked.

"Yeah." (y/n) snapped her fingers, as mabel turned back to normal, as in normal, powerless being and with her usual outfit.

"Hey!"

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(y/n) readed journal 2, as she came inside the RV, she saw his brother uncomfortably sitting on the other side.

She smiled, she teleported beside her brother. "Hey will, take a look at this!" (y/n) chuckled a bit, showing him the page's journal, the page bill cipher.

"What about it?" Will asked, paying attention to the page. (y/n) pointed her finger at the sentence that says "he's in my wallet!"

"Look, ford wrote [he's my wallet!] Isn't that funny? I think, i know how dad got his name, cause he's in the 'bill' get it?" (y/n) laughed so hard, that she clutched her stomach.

Will felt a bit down, remembering his father again.

(y/n) seemed to notice, then felt sad, "i-is...., everything all right? Something's troubling you...., i can feel it," (y/n) stated sadly.

Will turned to see (y/n), he gave her a warm smile. "I-i'm fine..., just first time in a road trip," he lied. That somehow cheered up (y/n), even though she knew that her brother lied.

She decided to roll with it. "Oh, then don't worry, everything will be fine!" (y/n) went back to her table. She sat there, reading the journal.

"Hey (y/n), can i talk to you about something?" A voice called, someone sitted the seat, on the opposite side of (y/n)'s seat. (y/n) turned to him, closing the journal and placed it on the table.

"Oh hey there dipper, what's up?" She smiled, "what's your best tip about talking to girls?" Dipper asked.

(y/n)'s face fell, then turned into a blank one. "You do realize that you're talking to one?" She stated. "No. I mean by. Real girl, as in human girl?"

"Well isn't your sister a girl?" (y/n) was quite disoriented by his actions. "No, no, like..., not relative...."

"Dipper, listen to me, why are you asking me this? Is there something bothering you?" (y/n) concerned.

Dipper sighed in despair, then stared the table, sadly, resting his cheek on his palm. "I'm just trying to move on, i have to find a way to remove my crush over wendy...." (y/n) chuckled a bit, making dipper make eye contact with dipper.

"So this what it's all about? I've been watching since you were born, how you got to gravity falls, how many adventures you had, how many enemies you've faced..., even how you defeated bill when you were inside the mind of stanley..., you and your sister are amazing together, and that's what i want to have with my brother, you and your sister both never give up, and i even relived how dipper met his first crush?, i'd say you've handled a lot of things, and that's what i like about you, but i didn't imagine, that dipper pines' afraid of talking to some girl...."

(y/n) chuckled, dipper gave her a playful glare. "It's just..., i'm trying to get over wendy by talking to girls..., but i don't know how..., maybe i should go back on obessesing over wendy and trying to impress her too....."

a smile grew on (y/n)'s face.

"You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is to strive be someone worthy of loving."

"Oh so you're some kind of master quoter now?" Dipper smirked, quirking an eyebrow. (y/n) giggled.

"You'll understand it soon kid. It's just a matter of time..., and please, whoever feels the same about you or acts selfish..., you can teach them a lesson, by sharing this quote....."

"You're not so bad yourself cipher...." dipper smiled happily. "Oh, and maybe will can help you with the girl tips of yours...., i think..." dipper nodded then moved to will.

Meanwhile with will, he stared at the window, as the words that bill gave him, echoed inside his mind. "Hey will, how's it been?"

He turned to see dipper, smiling. Dipper sat beside him.

"Just f-fine..., how about you?"

"I'm fine too, hey do you have any tips about talking to girls?" What dipper said, made will's impression, turned blank. "Are you serious?"

"Sorry, it's just i wanna get over wendy, soos and mabel told me to move on, but in order to do that, i'll just have to start meeting people...." will smiled.

"That answer will soon come, in a matter of day...., you'll know where to look, when you see the right person, but you just have to bond a friendship, for you to get closer...."

"You know, that's an excellent quote...., i believe that's your quote?" Will shook his head, "nah, i still don't feel it's the one...., but it'll come someday, just a matter of time....." Dipper nodded.

"So, can you share me some tips?" Dipper smiled, as Will chuckled a bit. "Okay, only for you to stop bothering me....." dipper nodded.

"Stop trembling, start talking, be confident, man up,"

Dipper scoffed. "If i can only do that....."

"You will kid..."

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"Ahh, here we are! The upside down house!, whatever you do, don't use the bathroom...." stanley said, as the six kids putted velcro beneath their sneakers.

"Why?" Will asked, not knowing,cause he never knew what a toilet can do. The other turned to him, weirded out. "I'll be honest with you, Kid, it's best if you don't know..." stanley said, as will just nods.

"Umm, stanley, why didn't you let ford come with us?" (y/n) asked, wondering. "Oh that old man's busy with his nerdy stuff! Plus, if he came, then he won't let me prank a single tourist trap...." (y/n) just shrugged on the statement, the kids climb the stairs.

Then standed still on a big hamster-like wheel. It rolled, as they were now upside down, entering inside. "Whoa, everything is SO upside down like!" Will stated, in amazement.

"Well duh, that's how it's called an upside down house!" Mabel stated. They splitted up, will looked around gazing in amazement, but his father's words kept bothering him. (y/n) seems to notice. She approached will, but was stopped.

"Hey (y/n)! Will! Get down before grunkle stan pranks the house!" Mabel yells. The twins nodded, then jumped, they landed on the ground, kneeling, they both recovered. "Woah, it's lucky that you guys can land that safe....." mabel stated.

"What up there willie? Say how's it going? Hey there (y/n)! I like your hairstyle! Hello there sister! There's my grenda! Grendo! What's up? Candy! Love your glasses! It's so shiny! I-is that a new pair of glasses? Whoo!" Dipper leaves. "What was that all about?" Will asked putting a upside-down cup display down.

"He looks like bill acting like a maniac, when he was possesing dipper....." (y/n) stated. "Did somebody replaced pine tree, with a pine tree robot?" Will asked, narrowing his eyes.

"Is it me or..... is dipper different all of the sudden?" Grenda asked, her forehead began turned purple, signing that she's getting dizzy. She fell on the floor.

"Yes, good different...." candy blushed, as in really really blushed. "Now soos!" Stanley's voice yelled. The all turned to see soos and stanley jumping up and down. The shack began rolling, stanley runned with ceiling and then floor as it rolled, as soos, on the other hand, remained floating.

"Okay! Kids! Get to the RV! Get to the RV!" Stanley ordered, finally got outside, pointing at the RV. The others followed his orders. Stanley went to the drivers' seat.

"Haha! Not so upside down now!" Stanley drives away along with the RV, laughing like a maniac.

"What a lovely and simple house....." a woman appeared, beside the owner of the upside down shack. "Stan pines!!" The man kneeled down, yelping.

Next stop, was the another tourist trap called 'log land' they stopped there on the entrance, dipper came down first, before mabel, grenda and candy. (y/n) comes down with will.

"Hey, is it me or.... does log land feel so weird, i mean, everything is made of wood! Would you wanna cause some chaos? After all, that's what stanley and the others are doing here....." (y/n) suggested, with her hands engulfing with blue flames.

Luckily, no one quite didn't suspected that, (y/n) gives her twin brother, wide grin. "Nah, can't we have a day without chaos or destruction?"

What will said, made (y/n)' s happy impression turned into a bored one. Her hands turned back to normal, she sighed in despair.

"Yeah, you're right, let the pines do their chaos thing, as us ciphers, just watch patiently, like what 'bill' always does." (y/n) air quoted, with the bill part.

"And besides...., stanley's gonna do the sabotage thing anyway, with beavers...." will gestures at stan, who just letted out a cage of two beavers.

"You're right kid! Okay, everyone back to the RV! you too dipper!" Dipper, who was talking to a brown skinned girl, she had brown hair and eyes, a log for a helmet, a sea-foam green T-shirt with a log designed on the middle. Green mini-skirt and regular sneakers. "Coming grunkle-stan!" He said goodbye.

(y/n) and will entered the RV. As dipper did too. Will sat on the seat, near the window, as they drove, he kept seeing eyes, like bill's on trees. This made him startle, then scampered away, making him bumped to mabel's arm. "Whoa, will, are you okay?" (y/n)'s head popped up behind mabel, with a worry face.

"J-just fine! Nothing to worry about!" Will lied. "Are you sure? You look like a scampy racoon..." candy adjusted her glasses, uncomfortably. "Nah, i-i'm okay...., just.... enjoying the view!" Will lied once more. "On trees?" Mabel asked, quirking an eyebrow, "yeah! T-they're nature's most inspiring delicacies!"

"Since where were you interested with pine trees?" (y/n) quirked an eyebrow.

Will thought of thousands of posibilities, but failed, then something caught his eye, "oh would ya look at that! Here's our stop! Wow, corn! Yum! Yum! Gotta go bye now!" Will scampered out of the bus, leaving (y/n), mabel and candy and also grenda confused.

"Whoa, i don't know if i should put corn weevils or let your brother eat all the grains...." stan stated, with a blank impression, carrying a bag of corn weevils. Dipper, mabel, (y/n), grenda, candy and soos followed behind.

"Let's see.... who should i talk to?" Dipper asked, looking around. "Here you go, for the pretty lady! Enjoy your free corn popsicle!" A man stated, giving (y/n) a corn popsicle. "Thanks guy i can't remember your name, and i'm not some kind of second-dimensional being, who knows about like verybody in the entire galaxy or universe...., i mean. Pretty crazy right?" (y/n) walked away from the man, dipper saw another girl, then glanced at (y/n)'s popsicle.

Dipper peeped beside (y/n), while will was also beside (y/n) but on the other side.

"Hey (y/n)! Are you gonna eat that?" Dipper pointed. "Well i'm~"

"Thanks (y/n)! You're the best!" Dipper runned to the girl. "Hey! That's mine!" (y/n) complained, will gave her a smirk, as he folded his arms. (y/n) seems to notice.

"What??" (y/n) glared at will. Will chortled, "now you know how i feel when you steal my things,"

"Hi, i'm dopper, i-i mean. Dipper! Yeah, the names' dipper!" Dipper greeted, giving the girl in front of him. The girl accepted, she giggled.

"Oh you're so sweet! Hi there dipper, isn't cornmaze so cool?" They began chatting. "We finish this job right now...." stan stated, pouring a bag of corn weelvis. Soos came out of the corn maze, then entered to another one.

"Kids! Let's go! Pronto!" Stan yelled, enough for the kids to hear. "See ya dipper!" The girl said, as she watched dipper enter the RV with his friends.

"Did we forgot someone?" Mabel popped her head out of the RV's door. "Nah, i'm sure we've got everyone!" Stan stated, entering the driver's seat. They drove away.

Soos was left on the center of the corn maze, wondering where would his friends and allies would be. "Hello? Mr. Pines? Dipper? Mabel? Hello? I think i'm lost...."

"So....., where we headin' know?" (y/n) asked, reading her book, beside will, who was looking at the window, still being bothered by bill. "Just a secret...., you'll know it when you see it kid." Stan retorted.

(y/n) scoffed, folded her arms. "well i'll only believe it when i see it...." then recodnized his brother staring at the trees, in fear. She tags along, nothing was there, just trees.

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"Ahh....., isn't this fun?" Stanley asked, as he dives on the hot tub. "Yep, grunkle stan, and look!" Dipper shows every number, email or probably something just to make contact with the three girls he met.

With mabel, candy, grenda, (y/n) and will, having some kind of camp fire. (y/n) listens to mabel's discussion, shoving the journal inside her bag, yes, she carries the bag the whole time.

"So we're here in seption ridge RV park? I mean, this is like, oregon's egde...," (y/n) stated.

"Yeah, yeah, we don't care about that," mabel roleld her eyes, as (y/n) just shrugged. That's so unfair for stanley not telling her what was their next location.

Sure, bill loves guessing games, but (y/n) doesn't really have time for games and tricks.

As will was looking at the fire, having troubles along the way of the trip. (y/n) seems to recodnize for the past few trips they've encountered. She had enough, seeing her brother like this, she was about to speak.

"Hey! You know what time it is?" Mabel asked, grinning widely, making the cipher twins turn to her, (y/n) was looking at mabel, smiling simply, as will was looking at mabel, blankly.

"It's time for....." she stopped. "Truth, or dare, or don't! (y/n), you first! Truth, or dare, or don't?" Mabel asked. They all turned to (y/n). "Umm...., truth?" (y/n) retorted, unsurely, not knowing how to play this game.

"Okay, if you just a chance of doing something with the world, what would it be?" Mabel asked. "World domination!" (y/n) laughed like a psychopath, as she enjoys saying it with a demonic voice. Everyone around the area, looked at her in a shock.

(y/n) seems to recodnize, she cleared her throat, "s-sorry....., still got that side of bill,"

"Well, at least i'm not like bill!" Will cheerfully stated.

This made mabel scoff. "Says the demon, who has an eye on his forehead...., have i ever told you, that your eye looks like a freak?" will recodnizes his eye appeared on his forehead, he covered it with the help of the palm on his right hand. "Don't listen to them...." he mumbles, as if his eye has a mind of it's own.

"Mabel, it's your turn, truth, or dare, or don't?" Grenda asked. "Truth,"

"Is it me or are you guys just keep on chosing truth more than dare or don't?" Grenda gestured her hands around. "Just ask the question," mabel stated.

Grenda rolled her eyes, then asked, "okay, if you spot a dream demon, what weapon would you use?"

"BAZOOKA!!!" Mabel retorted loudly, mabel's voice and answer made will jump behind his sister, shrudding in fear.

Mabel seemed to recodnize, "i-i mean, dagger?"

"Yeah, dagger sounds fine," (y/n) stated, then her eyes turned to will, who was still behind her. "Will you please move your hands away?"

Will cleared his throat, then sitted beside (y/n), quietly.

"Okay, will, your turn! Truth, or dare,or don't?"
Mabel asked, once more, holding a stick, stabbing a marshmallow, that was inside a plastic bag.

"Truth." Will stated, smiling happily.

"Well i've got just the frightening selection for you," mabel stated. As this made will chuckle.

"What possibly scare me?" Will was smiling.

But then stopped, when heard it.

Mabel didn't seem to recodnize will, but just grinned widely.

Will started hearing whispers inside his head. This seemed to trouble him a lot, he, right now, was staring at the fire once more, blankly, hearing the whispers of voices of each being.

"Do you have a crush?" Mabel grinned widely as he noticed, not hearing mabel because of the whispers, he looked at mabel, disoriented. "Sorry what?"

"I said, do you like someone?" Mabel asked, once again, getting a little irritated. "Shooting star, in my world, there's no room for love...."

Mabel rolled her eyes, "alright, pfft, you're just like heartless bill cipher....." what mabel stated, made will feel concerns about what's gonna happen in the future.

As (y/n) didn't seem to notice will, cause mabel was quite distracting her, will heard words from every mortal or maybe being said, in the past and future, warming him about a great danger.

With stanford pines' voice, "i was blind, he lied to me, i gave him what he wanted, and the darkness is near,"

With bill cipher's voice, " A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future where everything you care about will change... Until then I'll be watching you! I'll be watching you,"

With fiddleford mcgucket's voice, "in gravity falls, earth becomes sky, fear a beast with just one eye,"

With stanford's voice once again, "to bill, it's just a game, but to us, it's the end of the world,"

With (y/n)'s voice, "oh come on will, nothing bad's gonna happen! Trust me, as long as hope is there, there is literally nothing could stand in our way!"

With bill's voice again, "THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY, BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY, GIVE UP THE PAST. EMBRACE THE STRANGE. EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE."

With mabel's voice, "it's probably a box of mysterious secrets, what could happen in the future?"

With dipper's voice, "as i'd hate to admit it, reality is a dumb thing, but you can't change it, we've always got our backs since then, like what (y/n) said, 'past is history, present is gift, and future is a mystery' i'll give up ford's apprenticeship, and live with you, let's beat bill and grow up together!"

With stanley's voice, "i mean, it's not like, there's someone out there who's about to unleash a terrible great danger,"

With bill's voice again, "face it kid! You're nothing without your sister! Give up!"

With dipper pines' voice once again, "you can't force someone to love you, the best you can do is to strive be someone worthy of loving, it's because you're selfish, you only care about yourself, and no one else,"

With vince cipher's voice, "You're insane! Don't you know what would bill do to me?!"

With (y/n) cipher's voice once again, "sure i am, what your point?"

With dipper's voice, "this journal told me that there was no one in gravity falls, i could trust, but if you fought hundreds of gnomes side by side with some one, you'll realize that they've probably always got your back,"

With bill's voice, "i mean, who would sacrifice everything they've worked for just for their dumb sibling?"

With young stanley's voice, "wherever we go, we go together,"

With dipper's voice, "bill said it himself, there's no heroes fit in weirdmageddon...., he won. We lost."

With wendy corduroy's voice, "dude, this summer, i've seen a lot of amazing things, but nothing is amazing than you and your sister,"

With dipper's voice once again, "leave this fantasy world. Let's beat bill and grow up together!"

With mabel's voice, "sorry mabel land! But it's time to burst your bubble!"

With (y/n)'s voice, "The prophecy is true, it's not a lie, and as long as we're together, we can stand a chance with bill, never give up, it's over yet. We're still here, we can change still stop bill from destroying the rift.... "

With bill's voice once more, "haha! You think a couple of tricks can scare me? I'm a dream demon! like you ever even stand a chance against me..., you're weak! I took everything from you! What's a weak and worthless third eyed freak like you ever even had the courage to fight back?"

With stanford's voice again, "if Bill Cipher manages to get the rift when it's completely cracked, he would unleash a catastrophic event that will unravel reality."

With (y/n)'s voice, "Illuminati, huh? I like it,"

With bill cipher, again and again, "GAME IS OVER, AND I WON, NOW IT'S TIME TO START THE FUN, I ALWAYS LOVE CORRUPTING LIVES, NOW LET'S SEE WHICH PINES SURIVES! HAHAHAHA!"

Will closed his eyes shut, as he bit his lip in stress. He can't see of what's gonna happen in the future, if either bill rules reality or not, cause something changed.

He couldn't see what's gonna happen in weirdmageddon, but he knows that bill would make weirdmageddon happen, it's like everything that's happening was all according to his plan, but will knew that he was being tricked. His powers and insticts were warning him about the danger and what'll happen.

He couldn't take it anymore, he needed sometime alone.

"Anyways, candy's turn, truth, or dare, or don't?" Mabel asked, summoning the same question as always, "Don't," Candy retorted. "What? Ugh, you always chose don't....," grenda and mabel groaned in frustration.

"fine, truth,"

"Do you..... like someone....?" Mabel asked, grinning widely once more. This just in, (y/n) realizes, her brother disappeared beside him. She knew that his brother went to the woods. "Ugh, same question all over again...." grenda complained.

Candy blushed. "Oh..., someone's blushing...." grenda teased. "Who's the lucky guy?" Mabel asked, with her heart screaming. "Hey guys, i need to check on will...." (y/n) leaves. "What's her deal?" Grenda asked, turning to mabel. "Family problems that's all....,"

(y/n) followed a trail of footsteps, leading her to her brother, will was sitting on the grass, looking at the cliff, in front of him. He didn't bother to be scared, cause nothing scares him more than bill cipher, himself.

"Hey will, what's up? I've noticed that you left...." (y/n) said, approaching slowly to her brother. Will didn't replied, but still was looking down.

(y/n) bit her lip, making her worry, "oh come on will, nothing bad's gonna happen! Trust me, as long as hope is there, there is literally nothing could stand in our way! "

"How do you keep doing that?" Will asked, titling his head up, (y/n) was know behind will, the mysteries wind blowed them.

"Doing what?" (y/n) sat beside will, smiling. "Keep hoping, you keep saying everything's gonna be fine, but you don't really mean it...." will stated, looking at the night sky.

"Will, what are you saying?" (y/n) asked. "I'm saying that, the end is near..., what if the prophecy is a lie, like bill said? What if weirdmageddon really happens?" Will finally turned to (y/n), making eye contact with her, and showing her a concerned face.

"The prophecy is true, it's not a lie, and as long as we're together, we can stand a chance with bill, never give up, it's over yet. We're still here, we can change still stop bill from destroying the rift...."

Will sighed sadly, now looking down all over again. "I'm afraid....,"

"Oh come will, don't be afraid,"

"No, you keep on cheering me up, but nothing's stopping this..., everything is all according to bill's plans, he knew this would happen, he wants me to destroy the rift instead of you,"

"H-how can that happen if you're afraid of weirdmageddon?"

"I'm not afraid of weirdmageddon, i'm afraid of...., what's inside of me...,"

"What do you mean?"

"I tried doing good things in reality, but i was born to be evil, you keep on hoping, hoping that everything will turn out fine, but deep inside, you're afraid, deep inside of me, is a dark, dangerous, evil and psychopathic demon,"

"Hey bro, it doesn't matter what's deep inside you, what matters is that you're here, we're still here, we can fight. I sometimes wish that i was you, cause you keep on fighting back, i know you're afraid of what you are in the dark, but if we're still together, it'll be fine,"

(y/n) sat up, then handed out a hand, making will turn to her, seeing her sweet and polite smile. "Come on bro-bro, what do you say? Cipher twins?"

Will accepted, making (y/n) help him up, "cipher twins." they shook hands. Then suddenly, they were dragged to each other, all over again.

"Woah, woah, hey! Ahh!" Will freaked out, trying to escape, as (y/n) did the same. "What's happening?!" (y/n) freaked out, they sjddenly turned glowing yellow, then got pulled together.

They appeared as really tall person, three foots taller than will or (y/n), who weared a tail coat, it was color blue, like will or either (y/n)'s flames. a black mini-skirt, that had white boots, up to the knees. a hairstyle of pontytail, and a black hairband, yellowish blonde hair. Golden yellow eyes with black splits.

"Whoa, what are we?" Will asked, with a female resonated voice, moving his/her bangs aside with his/her her hands to see a third eye closed on the forehead. Then focused on his hands, making the bangs cover his third eye.

"I think we're some kind of female, emulsioned being....," (y/n) answered, even though she's a part of will now, still with a female resonated voice, like will's. (y/n) looked at her right hand, as it lightened in flames.

"So, i guess, this is what happened if we shake hands..?" Will asked, (y/n) shrugged, then asked. "So, what should we name her?"

" Illuminati ,"

" Illuminati , huh? I like it," (y/n) clasped her fist softly, as the flames disappeared.

"Will? (y/n)?" They heard, and Illuminati turned to see dipper, in a shock, standing there, holding his journal. Illuminati's eyes wided. "Dipper?!"

This made them, seperate, the two both fell on the ground. Then scampered to dipper, "dipper, dipper, don't tell anyone about this!" (y/n) pleased.

"We don't want anyone to question about this, and we don't wanna let anyone think that we're a freak!" Will said, as dipper stood there, in a shock.

He fluttered his eyes, "okay, i won't tell anyone, and so, i'll be going now, trying to remove that memory from my mind, so bye!" He left.

(y/n) turned to will.

"So, you're not afraid anymore?" Will smiled, then nodded. "As long as you're here, i'll be fine,"

"Hey, about Illuminati , why didn't bill told us about that? Would you think he knew?" (y/n) asked, will just shrugged. "He created us, so probably Illuminati's another weapon,"

He grunted, showing (y/n), a grimaced face. "Ugh, i hate being used, it's like...., i'm being prisoned all over again, he used me again. I'm sick of it." Will closed his eyes shut, gritting his teeth, while clenching his fists on his sides.

"Hey, you okay?" (y/n) asked, concerning, will opened his eyes, he let go of his fist, he wasn't gritting his teeth anymore. his impression was blank.

"I'm fine, i just differ about bill using me, as his weapon, okay, enough of this, let's get out of here...," he says, blanky.

(y/n) bit her gums, she scanned the place. "Sorry, but where excatly is the way out?"

Will faceplamed.

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"Okay, candy, tell us who's this guy, you're talking about...." mabel retorted, simply.

"Well, i do have one, but i don't know for sure...., it just...., started," candy stated, blushing.

"Tell us! Tell us!" Candy and grenda chanted.

"I'll give you a hint, it begins with an 'D' and ends with an 'ipper'....,"

"No," mabel stated, with open-wide eyes.

"Yes," candy said with wide-eyes too.

"Get ready grenda," mabel signed. "Okay, three, two, one," the both two weird girls chanted, as candy was there, looking at them, still blushing. They took a deep breathe before They both squealed.

Meanwhile with dipper and stan, "man, do cayotes sound a lot more worse than usual?"

Meanwhile with (y/n) and will, they heard mabel and grenda's squealing. But they didn't recodnize what it is, or who owned it, "what was that?" Will asked looking deeper to the woods.

"I don't know what it is, but we have to get back to mabel and the gang....," (y/n) suggested, as will complied by nodding.

With mabel and grenda, now squealing quietly.

"I can't believe it! My brother? And my best friend? That's tots awesome!" Mabel squealed.

"It's so weird, i never notice him like this before, he seems so different, and i now find him more....., SWEATY and...., CHARMING....," candy stated, still blushing.

Now her blush disappeared, her face looked sad, as the two squealing girls, seemed to recodnized, and stopped.

"But, how do i approach him?"

"Don't worry anything about that can-can, cause mabel's got a plan...," mabel shoved a lot of marshmallows inside her mouth.

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Few minutes spent, with (y/n) and will trying to find a way out of the forest. "Ugh, where are we anyway? Are you sure we're going the right way? It seems like we're walking AWAY from the gang, instead of walking TOWARDS the gang...." (y/n) complained.

"No, we're near...," will stated, scanning the area, (y/n) grunted. "That's it! I can't stand being normal! I rather just be weird!"

"Oh come on (y/n), don't get your hopes all down, we'll find a way out of this..., i promise,"

"Remind me why we're doing this? I mean, i know we both wanna feel what it's like to be normal, but we're lost! SO SO SO LOST!"

"We can use our powers, but we agreed to act normal remember?"

"Yeah, yeah, sure whatever, will! But still, we're so LOST-LOST!"

Will crossed his arms, looking at his sister, with a blank impression. (y/n) scoffed, "well not excatly that lost-lost." She air-quoted.

Will still didn't buyed that. "Oh willie, don't give me that expression," will rolled his eyes.

They heard singing, "what was that?" Will toke his arms off. "Well, we're about to find out...," (y/n) replied, as they followed the sound, leaving them out of the forest completely.

They saw mabel, stanley and dipper singing the song 'taking over to night' the song that they sang in [scary'oke], right now, they haven't noticed the cipher twins, looking at them.

Candy and grenda was set off to go inside the RV, and find something they left behind. "Friday night~ we're gonna party 'till dawn!~ don't worry daddy~ i've got my favorite dress on!~" dipper happily sang, still not noticing the twins. The cipher twins both changed suprised glances.

"Roll into the party!~ but the boys are lookin' our way!~" mabel sang. "We just keep dancin'~ we don't care what they say!~" mabel sang once more.

Mabel sang once more, "and all the boys are gettin' in my face!~" mabel sang.

Stanley continued, "boys are a bore, let's show 'em the door~"

"We're taking over the dance floor!~" they all sang. "Oooohhhhhh!~ we're taking over night!!!~"

"Ooohhhhh!~ girls do what we like!!~" the cipher twins smirked, as they watched the family sing, wondering that the family would be complete if ford was there. They wished that bill was as caring and fun as stan or ford.

"Oooohhhhh!~ we're taking over to night!~"

"Ooohhhh!~ girls do what we like!!!~"

"Ooooohhhh!~ we're taking over to night!~"

"Ooohhhhh!~ We're wings of the diiiiscccooo!~"

"Oooohhhhh!~ girls do what we like!!!~"

"Oooohhhhh!!!~ we're taking over to night!!!~" mabel and stanley noticed that (y/n) and will was there, smirking.

They stopped singing, but dipper didn't seem notice, and just kept singing, "taking over to niigggghhttt!!!~" mabel stopped him, by nudging his elbow.

"Mabel, what the--" he, now noticed the two, he dropped the microphone. Then bit his gum, uncomfortably. He cleared his throat, "c-can we pretend that didn't happened?"

(y/n) and will exchanged suring glances, (y/n) nodded as will shrugged. "Only if you promise us, to have more confidence with girls on the next tourist trap....," (y/n) retorted, crossing her arms.

Dipper sighed in defeat, "fine, you've got yourself, a deal," (y/n) pulled out a hand then litted it with fire. "Do we really need to do this?" Dipper asked, disoriented.

"Hey, do you want me to post the video in the internet? Cause i have proof, my mind can be a phone and my eyes can be a projector," (y/n) stated, with her eyes turning glowing blue.

Dipper sighed again, then shook hands with (y/n), she sealed the deal. Dipper and (y/n) broke the hand-shake up, "so what happens to you when the deal breaks?" Dipper asked.

"Oh sometimes, it kinda makes me feel weak, or makes me loosen half of my energy, but it'll heal, i'm not like bill, who gets angry everytime a deal's being called 'OFF'...." (y/n) air quoted, the off parts.

"Okay, so who wants to get to our next tourist trap?" Stanley asked. "Aww, but i was just gonna play stickers with mabel...," candy peeped, beside mabel, holding stickers. "Nah, if i say, in the RV, it means, i--"

"In the trashcan?" Mabel interrupted. "No, i was about to say, in the RV, so get your butts on the RV!" Stanley ordered. They all just shrugged, then got inside the RV.

"Hey, stanley? Where's so~"

"Okay, next stop, mystery mountain!" Stanley interrupted, as (y/n) decided to not mind it, then turned to dipper.

Dipper was beside (y/n), "hey (y/n), i've seen you fuse will before, what does it feel like to be part of someone?"

(y/n) crossed her arms, then turned her head to the window, staring at it, blankly, as the trees pass by.

"I felt so complete,"

"I felt courage and bravery, and i want to fight back, i felt so...., real...., like i was....," (y/n) bit her lip, uncomfortably. Dipper looked at her, sadden. "Like what?"

This made (y/n) finally turn to him, she sighed in despair, "like i was alive," she turned back to the window, not wanting to face dipper's worried face.

"Why? Don't you feel alone right now?" Dipper questioned. "I am alive, but also dead. Being part of will..., made me feel so real, he made me, feel like someone understood me deep inside, telling me to fight back and be brave, i felt like i was complete. As in, you feel like you're dead, but somehow, you felt alive, deep inside." (y/n) closed her eyes shut.

"Well, wouldn't you want to fuse with will, right now?" This made (y/n) turned to him again, but this time, looking at will, who was also looking at the window near him, at the other side.

Will was still having problems about illuminati, he didn't want to be a used, being bill's weapon made him trap, like if he was prisoned inside a cage, for all in eternity.

(y/n) faced dipper,"No, he doesn't want to fuse with me...,"

"Why?" Dipper questioned. "Illuminati, is a weapon for bill, she wasn't supposed to exist, until we made her...., your lives are more important than my desires and feelings." She was still folding her arms, then looked at the window. "It's probably best, if you leave me alone, dipper."

Dipper didn't say a word, but nodded, he left, then sitted beside will.

"So, umm..., grunkle stan? What's so important about this mystery mountain?" Dipper, asked quirking an eyebrow.

"It's one of the most weirdest, ten times mysterious, and big as the mystery shack!" Stanley retorted.

"Yeah, it's true, i read it on the pamphlet...," candy stated, holding the a small, thin book with no cover or only a paper cover that has information about a particular subject.

"Yeah, yeah," stanley rolled his eyes.

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Mabel and grenda, who was both sitting at the sides of candy, giggled, focusing on the plan. "Hey, grunkle stan? You wouldn't mind if i-- grenda and i sit on the front would ya?" Mabel giggled.

Stanley bitted his gums. "Well, i don't see why not..," he shrugged.

The two best friends left candy, then pushed dipper to candy, making candy blush, and making the both giggle. Mabel and grenda, dragged (y/n) and will's collar who was the end part of the RV, with candy and dipper.

They both dragged the cipher twins to the center part of the RV. Grenda took a peek on dipper and candy, who were talking.

She giggled quietly, just before closing the yellowish curtains. Mabel and grenda were grinning widely, looking at (y/n) and will.

"Hey, what the heck was that for?" Will asked, frowning.

"Hey, shut it, you third-eyed freak!" Grenda snapped, as will got angry, then his body engulfed with blue flames. Grenda's confidence, weared off.

"Never mind." She squeaked, as will turned back to normal, calming down. "So, me and grenda, are planning to help candy ask dipper on a date,"

(y/n) and will groaned in frustration, "why did you just say so?!" Will asked. "You can't just drag us, everywhere you want us to be!" (y/n) complained.

"Yeah, but where's fun in that?" Mabel grinned, as will folded his arms, rolling his eyes. Mabel gripped on will's shoulder, behind mabel. Will felt uncomfortable.

Mabel scoffed. "Oh will, you're so hot-tempered!" Will rolled his eyes. "So remind me, how are you sure that pine tree wouldn't go all wimpy and sweaty?" Will worries about dipper, cause he's sure that dipper's gonna act all like, you now, wimp.

"Oh come on will! Everything will work out! And everything will be fine! As long as we both have the power of--"

"Love?" Will asked, quirking an eyebrow, while bitting his gums, uncertain.

"Mabel," mabel moved her hand, infront of them, "that makes zero-sense...," He stated.

"Kids! We're here!" stanley shouted. The RV stopped infront of some creepy weird sign called 'mystery mountain'

(y/n), will, grenda and mabel walked to the front part of the RV, leaving them to stan who was still in the driver's seat, trying to remove his safety belt.

Dipper and candy were following behind, but too far. Will was uncomfortable with the place, feeling that there's a legendary being in there.

"Oh don't worry will, you'll be fine! There's nothing scary with this place!" Mabel said cheerfully, as they walked out of the RV with the gang, with dipper and candy following behind, a bit far.

Mabel, stan, grenda, (y/n), and will stopped, in front of the entrance of 'mystery mountain'

"So this is the place?" Will asked, quirking an eyebrow. Thinking the place was dull and gray.

"Oh chill out will, here," Mabel asked, taking will's wrist, pulling him closer to him. Their cheeks touched.

"What do you see?" Mabel gestures what's in front of them. "I see, an old man, picking out his ear wax, and a weird looking man-like girl..," will retorted.

"What?" Mabel realized that stan and grenda was in front of them. Will moved her hand away from his wrist. "Okay...., so (y/n), wanna come with me?"

"Yeah, this is so gray," (y/n) said, beside will, scanning the pages of the journal. "So you carry that everywhere?" Will pointed.

The others began walked away, as dipper just got down the RV, then stan talked to him a bit. "Yep, what's your point?" (y/n) asked. Will just shrugged, wondering why did that just came out of his mouth.

"Oh no, i lost my phone number! Can i borrow yours?" Stan flirted, leaning his arm on the desk of the ticket booth. (y/n) and will listened to their discussion with darlene.

Darlene, the lady on the ticket booth, giggled. "You are a riot! What are you doing here? We don't get handsome men visit here often...," darlene flirted back.

"Ugh, what are they doing?" Will asked, sticking his tounge out with disgust. "I think it's called..., was it farting?" (y/n) asked, unsure, with a grimaced face.

"Gross, now they're gonna have a date or something....," will grimaced. "Or i think it was florting?" (y/n) asked, helding her chin, bitting her gums, quirking an eyebrow in disorient.

"Ugh, romance, so weird....," will grimaced even more. "Oh what do i care? I'm a demon for crying out loud, what do i even know about reality?" (y/n) shrugged simply, then waved the journal 2 around, shut.

Dipper and candy were off, as stan and darlene went to widow's peak. Mabel and grenda followed dipper and candy unnoticable.

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Meanwhile with dipper and candy. "This place is so enchanting," candy forst spoke.

"Sort of confused for the phrase, new mummies daily though, i mean, how does that even work?" dipper asked, getting creeped out, as he looks at the mummies.

"This mountain is so mysteries, like, why is my head falling on your shoulder?" Candy asked, "peep!" as she leans her head on dipper's shoulder.

This made dipper felt uncomfortable, he didn't want to hurt candy's feelings. Candy giggled. "Uhh....," dipper said, with candy still drapping her head on dipper's shoulder.

"Yep! This is what i want, this all part of the plan and stuff!" Dipper laughed sheepishly.

"Oh dipper! Hey!" The corn maze girl called, making dipper turn to the right, to see her.

Dipper gasped, "corn maze girl!" This made candy, take off her head away from dipper's shoulder, then payed attention to their discussion.

"I was wondering when you would call....," the corn maze girl approached dipper, then sat beside him, making candy, just sit there, with her lips forming a straight line.

"Dipper? Who's this?" Candy said, with her eyes looking at the left, in discomfort. As the corn maze girl looked dull over candy.

"Nobody!" Dipper snapped, "i-i mean, she's somebody but--"

"Dipper!" Someone else called. They all turned to the right side to see emma sue, who is type girl who dipper met in 'upside-down house'

"I didn't recodnize you were rightside up!" Emma said, appearing on the dark alley, as she apporaches dipper and the two girls.

"You never guess who my mother gave birth...," emma said, approaching more near dipper, making the two girls feel disoriented.

The two girls frowned. "Hey who are these girls?" Emma asked, recodnizing corn maze girl amd candy, who's frowns are getting more worse, each time emma gets near dipper.

"Dipper?!" Another girl called. They all looked in front to see the girl from 'log land'

"Why haven't you called? Did our romantic log write mean nothing to you?" She asked.

"I can't believe it," candy spoke, making dipper and the girls turn to her, she folded her arms. "You agreed to go on a date with me, for to just see all these other girls?"

"Well answer us, which one of us, do you like?" Corn maze girl asked, crossing her arms, as dipper got more nervous.

"U-u-uhh...," dipper stammered. "I-i like all of you!" This made the girls frown in anger at dipper.

Dipper turned his head side to side, glancing on each girl. "I-i mean, i don't like any of you! "

He gripped on his hat, straight down really tight, covering the portion of his face, then he let go to see the girls, still angry. "I-i mean, i was trying to learn how to talk to girls!" Dipper laughed sheepishly.

"Unbelievable!" Log land girl stated, leaving first. "So gross!" Emma said, leaving second. "What a jerk!" Corn maze girl said, walking away, third.

Candy shutted her eyes, crossing her arms. Making dipper recodnize her, and turn to her. "Dipper pines...," candy took off her glasses. Then wipped the blurr off.

"I thought you were a nice guy," she rubbed her eyes. She putted her glasses back on. "But i guess, you only care about yourself..," candy left, with her glasses glowing bright yellow. Then left.

Dipper slammed his palms on his cheeks. "He grunted in regret. "Candy wait!" But it was too late, candy already left.

He grunted in regret once more. "I messed everything up!"

Then an idea popped inside his head. "I gotta find stan! He'll know what to do!" He runned outside.

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Meanwhile with candy, she was sitting on a bench, crying. With mabel and grenda comforting her, "i'm such an idiot, he lied to me...," candy regret.

"Guys! I need your help!" Dipper appeared, as candy, mabel and grenda gave him a glare. "What are you doing here?! Have you come here to upset candy more huh?! Well try and pass us pines!" Grenda snapped.

"Yeah! What are you gonna do about it huh?! Even though you're my brother, i can still yell at you for tricking my best friend!" Mabel yelled.

"Guys! Listen! I need your help! Stan needs your help! He's in willow's peak! Waiting for us to save him!" Dipper stated. Mabel gasped, "oh no! Poor grunkle stan! Wait, where (y/n) and will?"

Meanwhile with (y/n) and will.

"I mean, it's a mummy! Isn't this supposed to be like, turn into dust because it's like..., a thousand years old already?!" (y/n) stated, looking at the mummy.

Will was on the other side, "haha! Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!" Will slapped the mummy's face with it's boned hand.

"Will!" (y/n) turned around, glaring at her brother. "Yeah, yeah, i'll stop...," will let go of the mummy's hand, then the cipher twins walked to the center.

"So now what?" Will asked. "Hey isn't it weird that the pyramid's kinda based on bill? I mean, he is shaped like a pyramid, but he is based on the eye of providence....," (y/n) stated.

"Well, i don't know about you, but hey, remember how dad ate leonardo de vinci?" Will grinned widely, as (y/n)'s face, turned into a grimaced one.

She shrudded in disgust. "Don't even wanna remember that..., i mean how could a dream demon eat a person?!" She freaked out.

Will chuckled a bit, as he reads the page of the journal, on the page about bill and his wheel. He was still laughing about the 'he's in my wallet' thing, yes, journal 2 was in will cipher's hands right now.

"Will! Pay attention would you?!" (y/n) complained. Will chuckled more, "i'm sorry sis, but this 'he's my wallet!' Thing is just so hilarious! Finally! Something to laugh in besides pain!"

(y/n) grabbed the book from will's hands, then slapped his cheek using the journal.

"Guys! Guys! I need your help! Stan was in a date with darlene and darlene claims to be spider-person! Plus, she's gonna devour stan in about minutes! And they're in willow's peak!" Dipper appeared, freaking out.

(y/n) and will exchanged confused glances, (y/n)' s lips were forming a straight line, as will was holding the journal, opened.

"What do you mean? We already know," (y/n) stated. "Wait, what?! How?!"

"Yo meatsack, we see everything and we know everyone or being in the universe...," will stated.

Dipper facepalmed. "You two are meaning to say, that you know what's gonna happen, and what darlene was, and you didn't even said a word?!"

"Well, you never asked," (y/n) retorted, still holding the journal. "Ugh, this is more worse than our discussion about when mabel was trying to figure, if a face was the rock, or if the rock looks a face!"

"Beats me pine tree, you trust stanley's advice, and this is what happens, all been betrayed by girls, CARLA MCCORKLE RETURNED ALL HIS FLOWERS, MARILYN DIVORCED HIM AFTER ONLY SIX HOURS, BEATRICE SLAPPED HIM FOR BEING A CAD, OLD GOLDIE'S THE BEST GIRLFRIEND STAN EVER HAD."

"Wait, how did stanley not notice that darlene was acting strange?" (y/n) asked, quirking an eyebrow.

"He said that he was distracted by her flattery," dopper retorted. Will and (y/n) exchanged glances then turned back to dipper.

Will blinked his eyes twice. "Well, i guess love is blind,"

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"I'll be back stanny!" Darlene, the spider-lady exclaimed, then left, with her spider body.

"Come on dipper, if you can hear me, then please hurry up,"

"Oh lord, i would wish my niece and nephew, and the korean girl, and also mabel's weird man-like friend, and the two demons, were here to save me! I promise i won't cheat in life again! Never! E--"

"Mr. Pines!" Grenda's voice called. He turned to see dipper and the gang, emerging to him in triumpant.

"Whoa, did that really worked?," stan asked. "Run, run, run," Grenda chanted as she smashed the webs that were blocking her way with her fists, as (y/n) was setting fire on the webs, and will was slicing the webs, with his blue-flamed sword.

Will sliced the webs that was hanging stan, making stan fall, the kids approached him, then began removing the webs. As soon as stan got free, he chuckles happily then says. "I never promised,"

"Say what?" Will asked, disoriented. Not quite hearing or either sensing stan when he promised, because he was to distracted, by mabel's discussion on rapping her voice.

'My name is mabel! It rhymes with table!~ it also rhymes with maple!~ it also rhymes with...., shmabel!~' will shook these words away.

They runned outside the cave. Darlene came back and realizes that her prey or either food was gone. She grunted in anger, then came outside.

"No! Come back here, you!"

"There! The skytramp! Everyone get on!" Candy pointed at the trambience that was one there way. There hoped on, saying "ha yeah!" Mabel stated cheerfully. "Perfect!" Grenda cheerfully stated. before darlene could catch them.

Will closed the door shut, as the trambience or should i say it like 'cable car'

"Ride like the wind sucka!" Stanley yelled, as the trambience began moving really slow, as the song played, like song taht's used on the mall.

"Welcome to trambience! The world's most slowest tree-top tramway! Enjoy the sights! At zero-point one miles per hour!" The speaker on the tram spoke, making the gang look up, to see the speaker's device.

"Well this is a dumb ride," will stated, folding his arms.

This made grenda grunted in irritation, "move! Move!" She pounded the vehicle with her arms and feet.

"Ugh! Can't this thing move any faster?!" Dipper complained. "No can, this is the trambience...," the speaker retorted.

(y/n) sensed something, "darlene's heading in our way!" (y/n) stated. Mabel grunted, "this is just so despicable!"

"Enjoy the view!" The speaker spoke. Then a thud sounded on the roof of the vehicle. "Take a picture!" The speaker added.

Then darlene's spider face appeared on the window, making the pines and mabel's best friends scream in fear. Will glared at the spider. "That is seriously messed up!" He pointed, the spider screeched.

Then covered the tram with web,the others screamed, "ugh, you just made it more worse!" (y/n) seized, will laughed sheepishly, shrugging, as (y/n) just faceplamed.

"We're doomed!" Stan yelped. "We're all gonna die!" Dipper clutched on stanley's collar. "(y/n)! Will! Transport us out of here! Or something!" Mabel yelped.

"I'm afraid i can't do that! I'm getting dizzy, which leads me in a headache, and will's about to vomit becaude of the motion of the trambience...," (y/n) retorted, covering her forehead with her palms.

"And your telling me that why?!" Mabel asked. "Well duh! Our powers are focused on the mind! Ya ding-dong!" (y/n) snapped.

"Listen carefully! This skytram has an emergency drop-switch!" They all payed attention to candy. "Below us is oregon's largest pool bunion statue!"

"An old reliable goes out in five, four...," candy began looking at her watch. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! No-one said anything about dropping us down in this so called 'road-trip'!" Will gestured.

Candy held the lever or switch preparing to drop them. "Candy wait!" Dipper yelped, "three,"

"Kid!" Stan called, but candy still didn'y pay any attention.

"Two!"

"Are you crazy?!" Stan yelped, hugging dipper.

"One! Now!" Candy pulled the switch down, as they fall screaming, will was about to vomit, (y/n) held journal two tightly on her chest, mabel was spinning around as the tram fell. Dipper, stan and grenda were just floating.

They crashed, then bouced up, then hitted something, causing it to bounce, then fell, rolling, causing will, to feel like even more vomiting.

The tram began boucing once more, then they crashed. Stanley pushed the door out of the way, and realizes that they made it, "Thanks for riding sky-tram! Tell your friends that it was a boring ride!" The speaker spoke.

"Shut it!" They all yelled, they all recovered. candy got out of the tram, after the others made their way out. "Kid, that was amazing! You're a genius! How did you know that would work?" Stan asked smiling at candy, who was beside stan.

"Always use travel pamphlets....," she retorted, opening her pamphlet slightly.

"Stanny....," a voice called, with a flirty voice. They all turned to see darlene, she was in her human form, but only the half. Darlene was stepped on by the statue's giant foot.

"I'm sorry, i don't know what came over me," she twirled a strand of her hair around with her index finger. "You let me out, RIGHT?" She asked, with a flirty voice.

Will looked at her in a grimaced face, as the others did the same. "Are you crazy?! After all that?! Seriously! Would you think that i'm an amnesiac?" Stanley yelled, this made darlene giggled.

"Oh you're so funny!" Her spider legs, disappeared, crawling behind her. "Have you ever considered becoming a comedian?" Darlene flirted. This somehow buyed stan, he smiled.

"You know what, i actually have, comedy is too settle these days, my style involves more props, here, let me help ya out..., he began approaching darlene, but the others' eyes wided. "No, no, no!!" They pulled stan away as darlene putted her mask off, revealing her real hideous spider face. She opened her jaw, then preparing for a bite, but luckily, the others pulled stan away.

Darlene screeched. "You win this round stan, but mark my words..., as long as their men like you out there, with their dumb one liners and pick-up moves, i'll never run out of prey!" Darlene spitted out her acidic spit to stan, but stan scampered away.

"RV! RV! RV! To the RV!!!" Stanley runned inside the RV as the others followed behind. "You are one crazy lady!" Mabel yelled at darlene, before running to the RV.

The RV drove away.

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"Another crazy adventure in gravity falls don't you think?" Will asked, who was beside (y/n), he leaned his head on the head-rest of the comfy chair.

"Yeah, but this ain't gravity falls, not yet, but we're still in oregon, Oregon is known for its natural beauty, but, lets be honest guys, trees get boring after a while. That's why man created tourist traps. There's a really big shoe, for example. And the yarn ball is neat. I haven't been there but I've heard good things, so we're gonna go back to gravity falls again, the town of mystery, we're gonna meet up with the gnomes, the shack, the unicorns, the tent O' telepathy, our rivals among the way, and also our insane and demonic father.....,"(y/n) stated, making eye contact with will, as she was holding journal 2, opened.

"Well good to be back, with bill cipher..., i think...," will grimaced. "Here we are! Gravity falls!" Stanley announced, as they saw a sign of gravity falls on the window.

The RV drived forward as it was in gravity lane. As soon as possible, they saw a bistol board that says 'mystery shack'

"Oh! Oh! Gravity falls! It is good to be back!" Will stated happily.

"Yeah, i love gravity falls! The town of weirdness and mysteries!" Mabel squealed, appearing beside stan. "I still feel bad about recking those tourist traps though," dipper peeped in the center of stan and mabel.

"Oh come on! Everyone loves my pranks! And the best part is that i never have to face any consequences--"

then suddenly a shade of darkness appeared on the rearview mirror, something caught stanley's eyes. "Sweet lord!" This made stanley hit the brakes, causing to stop the RV.

"Oh come on!" Stan yelped, scamping out of there RV's drive seat, then gripped his hands on his fez, looking at the entire shack with a grimaced face.

There were painted scribbles and words around the shack, like

'STAN IS A HACK!'

'STAN is a BUTT!'

'GRANNY SWEETKINS SAYS EAT IT PINES!'

The owner from upside down house, upsided down the entrance sign of the gift shop.

The owner from the corn maze, peeped in front of stan, holding a bat. Then dropped it in front of stan, making stan feel a lot more shock.

"That's what you get! That's what you get!" The man repeated. Then chuckled as left off.

"I don't understand! I completely don't deserve this!" Stanley stated, as the others came down the RV.

"Nah, to be sincere with you stanley, you completely deserve this....," (y/n) peeped, beside stan, folding her arms, as she looks at the shack.

"So who's gonna clean this place up?" Dipepr questioned. "Nah, i'm sure soos will fix it, where is soos anyway?" Mabel asked.

"He'll be fine, you left him in the corn maze," (y/n) retorted. "What?!" The three pines freaked out. Will scoffed, grinning widely, "chillax you meatsacks, SOOS, LIKE A NOBLE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, EVENTUALLY FOUND HIS WAY HOMEWARD, AND BEFRIENDED A TALKING BULLDOG AND SASSY CAT ALONG THE WAY."

"How did you know that?" Dipper asked. "Duh, ability of precognition of potential scenarios...," will retorted, then scoffed, folding his arms, rolling his eyes, grinning widely.

"And i thought you were as smart as fordsy,"

"(y/n), can i have my journal back? Oh and your book is so interesting, i finished analyzing it," ford appeared, beside (y/n), handing her book, as the two exchanged books, retrieving their own.

Mabel sniffed the air, she grunted, then pinched her nose. "Is it me or does it smell so bad here?"

"Oh that's just me, darlene's web smelt! And i haven't even toke a shower for like..., three days already....," stan retorted.

The others ewwed. "I think it's time to clean the old man up," mabel stated, grinning widely, showing shampoo, conditioner and deodorant.

"That'll do mabel....," dipper agreed. "I'm with ya my niece," ford nodded, the three looked at stan. Stan's eyes wided. "Oh no, don't tell me that you're gonna make me take a bath....," stan backed away.

"Oh yeah we will!" Mabel grinned widely, as the three of them approached stan, candy and grenda left, as the cipher twins exchanged glanced.

"No, no...,"stan stated, still backing away slowly. "It's for the greater good grunkle stan!" Dipper stated. "No!!!" Stan yelped, then began running around the shack.

"GRUNKLE STAN!" Mabel called. "Stanley! You come back here! You hairy oaf!" Ford called.

They began chasing stan around the shack. Mabel appeared beside will and (y/n), whi were still there, "hey will, can you hold this thingymajig for a second?" She grinned widely.

"Congratulations, you just made-up a word....," will retorted, grasping the deodorant.

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"I'm stan and i was wrong~ i'm singing the stan wrong song, i should've my chance~ now here's my remorseful dance~" stanley sang in the bathroom, shaving his beared i think.

Mabel, ford and dipper peeked inside, holding bathing materials. "Now dipper!" Ford signaled. Making stan looked at them, "what??"

Dipper jumped to stan, then began wrestling him, as mabel did the same, ford helped by grabbing stan's wrist to the bath tub. But stanley escaped, then runned through the hallways, yelping in fear.

Meanwhile, (y/n) was slouching on the couch, reading her book, she heard the stan's yelping all the way upstairs.

"Man, is it me or does this shack always get so loud?" Will asked, on the dinning room, stiring his tea, with a spoon, then looked up on the ceiling.

Luckily, the dinningr room, was near the living room, enough for (y/n) to hear. "Nah, just enjoy the chaos and destruction, and besides, the shack is more entertain and fun than the nightmare realm, with the broken particles of land and all,"

"Well, you sure are right about that...," will retorted, clinking his cup of tea, with his spoon, turning his eyes to the living room door, to see his sister, slouching, as she reads her book of spells, analyzing it.

"Hey shouldn't we worry about soos? I mean, it's so long for him to get from neon ville to gravity falls," (y/n) concerned.

"Nah, let question mark handle it,"

"Alright,"

"Never! You can't make me take a bath!" Stan yelled, running downstairs, then passed the cipher twins, who watched stan run, as the three pines followed.

"Grunkle stan!" Mabel yelled, frowning. "You can run! But we'll still make you take a shower!" Dipper yelled, chasing stan around.

"Get back here, so we can use this thingymajig to help you remove those bad odors of yours, on your armpit!" Ford yelled, waving the deodorant around, as he, dipper and mabel passed will and (y/n), as stan runs out of the shack. The three pines followed behind.

Will watched them run outside, then made eye-contact with his sister, "hmm...., i guess it is a word,"

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