Dipper's POV

I can't believe it! Bill?! How did he transform into another human being?! I mean--- he does have another human form with the snappy clothes and top hat....., how did he do it?

"Great question pine tree...., easy..., magic...., do you like it? I've been working on it for days! Kinda looks the adult version of my son! Isn't it great?" He asked, his voice was still the same.

I was dumbstruck, "so pine tree, did ya miss me?" He said grinning widely.

"How could i miss you after you trick me and stole my body!" I said in an angry tone.

He scoffed, "oh come on ya meat sack....., i'm sure there was no hard feelings last time....., why? You don't like your body? How about this!" He said then snapped his fingers.

Suddenly horns popped out of my head, then appeared a deer body up to my hip and feet, i was shirtless.

I covered my chest in embarressment, "what up meat sack? You really have to sharpen those horns more...., you look like a goat instead of a deer....." bill said grinning widely as he gripped on my horns.

"Dipper! Dipper!" We heard a voice coming.

Bill grinned widely at me as he let go of the horns and snapped his fingers as i turn back to normal to my actual human form.

"Listen don't tell anyone or else i'll strike down your sister......." bill said frowning at me with his yellow glowing eyes.

"See ya later pine tree!" Bill said leaving then laughed like a psychopath.

His laugh was trailing behind and his eyes and grin was glowing yellow.

Then somebody touched my shoulder, i startled then turned around to see will, "dude, are you okay? You look like a wimpy abate life form who was terrorized by some creature....." will said.

I turned around then saw nothing, bill's no longer there which made me feel a lot better but i was still in fear.

"Y-yeah, i'm fine....., h-how about we go to the we eat at lazy suzan's shop? Instead of stan making us cook our food.... " i suggested cause my cooking is way too horrible.

"Oh...., i forgot all about stanley....." will said tapping his chin.

"How about we'll order a taco? I wanna eat tacos! Yaphee!" Mabel cheered.

"What's a taco?" (y/n) asked will.

"I have no idea..., we should be headin' anyways....." will said looking at his pocket watch.

"Yes! Let's eat tacos! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!" Mabel cheered as she walked away as the cipher twins followed behind.

I looked behind cause i was really afraid of bil....

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Will's POV

A lady that had a weird eye appeared with the taco thing, pine tree was beside me as shooting star and (y/n) were beside each other.

I recodnized pine tree shaking in fear.

"woah what's wrong with you?" I asked grinning widely.

"Gotta draw a line somewhere!" He said freaking out as i smiled a bit cause i gotta admit when he's freaking out, it's really entertaining.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"N-nothing....." he said then turned to his taco

I chuckled, "you kid...., have major problems......" i said smirking while crossing my arms.

I looked at the taco thing then sighed, "the things i eat for fun...., welp! I don't care if i die or whatever!" I said then took a bite.

"Wow...., human food! I like it!" I said laughing like a psychopath.

"Here's your soda....." the weird lady said then placed a can on the table then left.

I grabbed the sodium carbonate which mortals prefer to call it as soda, "human soda! I'm gonna drink it like a person!" I said as i opened the can then poured it to the mouth as my mouth was full of weird liquid.

Once my mouth was full of the weird acidic liquid i poured it at my eyes which i don't feel pain by the way, but pain is hilarious!

And it's also very fun! It's entertaining!

"Will! That's not how you drink!" Pine tree said gesturing me who was still pouring the acidic liquid on my eyes.

I chuckled as i stopped, "so what? It's my eyes...., i'll do what i want with it! Hey do you wanna know what happens when i pull out my eye?" I asked grinning widely as my hands began approaching my right eye.

"What?!?!, will! Come on!" Pine tree said moving my hands away from my eye.

"Oh come on pine tree.... it's not that scary! Just weird!" I said then poured the acidic liquid on the eyes.

My sister snatched the soda on my hand, "woah! Hey! What's your deal?" I asked frowning.

"The deal is that you're too bill-like, people are staring at you! We can't blow cover, third eyes!" She said then burned it with a flash of flames, but luckily no one saw it.

I scoffed, "you're no fun sis...." i said crossing my arms.

"Hey wha da ya say we steak out someone's heart off?" I asked grinning widely with my left eye blinking first before my right eye.

"Wow, how about you steak out bill's heart off?" (y/n) said rolling her eyes while crossing her arms.

"Are you even sure that bill has a heart? I mean he doesn't care for anyone....." pine tree said.

"Bill's heartless, he says he loves us, but that's just the other way for saying that he's our dad and that we have to follow every demand that he possesses......" i said rolling my eyes..

"So anyone wanna see what happens if i switch someone's face with a oger?" I asked then laughed like psychopath while holding my stomach.

"You're being delusional....." (y/n) said as she rolled her eyes with her cheek drapping on her hand.

"Yeah but what's your problem? A reverse Polish notation is easier that any mathematical problem..." i said.

"What's a reverse polish notation?" Mabel asked quirking an eyebrow.

"A reverse polish notation is a a system of representing mathematical and logical operations in which the operands precede the operator and which does not require the use of parentheses <(3 + 5)−(2 + 1) in reverse Polish notation is expressed as 3 5 + 2 1 +−> -called also postfix notation" (y/n) explained.

"Umm..., can you repeat that? But please explain it more in a easy way?" Mabel asked.

"Even though if i gave you a positive significance, you'll still be remaining uncomprehended....." i said eating the taco.

"Uhh....., what....?" Mabel asked.

"What he mean is...., if he gave you an understanding explaination....., you still won't get it...., oh come on mabel, does dipper even teach you how to speak in a deep language?" (y/n) asked.

"even though i'll try to explain it to her, she'll still won't get it and she'll be asking another question cause she'll think we're nerds...." dipper said.

"Well you are talking nerdy like!" Mabel said.

"We know everything in the universe, it's how it works....." i said.

"Blah blah blah, whatever....., you know everything in the universe and i don't! I'm the mindless one here...., yeah yeah...." mabel said eating her taco as all of laughed.

"Wow, remind me not to get on your side...." i said crossing my arms as i rolled my eyes.

"We're gonna have a party inside the mystery shack! It's just you guys, me, dipper, grunkle stan, soos and possibly wendy!" Mabel said.

"I don't know....., i hate parties....." (y/n) said in discomfort.

"It's true..... we have an issue with parties...." i said.

"Oh come it'll be fun! Just this once!" Mabel said happily.

"Fine...., guess i have to wear some snappy clothes like my dad wears then....., yay....." i said with a sarcastic voice.

"And i'll be wearing a dress! How delusional!" (y/n) said.

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I was sitting on a chair, i was the cash register, shooting star was chatting with her friends in the basement, pine tree was with six fingers talking about something.

My sister was in our room reading a book, question mark was in his house fixing a cookoo clock that stanley broke by accident but that's was question mark thinks.

Ice bag was taking a day off and stanley was giving tours to mortals, no costumers were here but stanley said that i have to stay put and don't move.

I sighed in boredom, "this is beyond boring that the nightmare realm......" i said monotously.

I was slouching on the chair in boredom.

Then someone entered, he wore a gray cap with a symbol of a triangle, He wore a yellow jacket with pockets on it, the sleeves were up to his elbows, underneath he wore a red shirt.

He wore gray pants and regular yellow sneakers.

He had slightly tan skin, for sure i didn't know who he was cause his cap was covering the portion of his face.

He approached me while looking down on the floor as i felt a bit uncomfortable, "umm....., can i get you something.....? Sir.....?" I asked frowning a bit as i straighted my position of sitting.

He scoffed as he drapped his arm on the desk, "sir? Wow, how have you grown to be like this?" His voice was so familiar.

I frowned a bit, then my eyes wided, wait. That voice..... dad?!!!

He chuckled, "lucky guess...., willie....." he said as he looked up, i saw his yellow splitted eyes and golden yellowish hair.

My eyes got more wided, "sta~" he cutted me off by snapping his fingers as my lips zipped shut and blue chains tide me up.

He waved his hand to the doors and windows around us and even the doorway to the living room as it passes they all closed shut.

He chuckled, "and i thought you were a sophisticated demon....., long time no see....., my son....." he ranted smirking as i gave him a glare.

I muffled and tried to open my mouth but i couldn't, "aww....., what's wrong third-eyes? Having trouble talking? Here...., let me help ya!" He said then snapped his fingers as my mouth opened.

"What do you want from me?" I asked glaring at him.

"Oh you pathetic little kid...., i just wanted to see my son....." he said grinning widely.

"I'm not your son! And i was never were!" I said frowning.

He scoffed, "just like your sister...., so rude...., anyways why did ya tried to hide your third eye?" He asked as he lifted up my bangs which revealed some kind of birthmark that's an closed eye on my forehead, it looks like a birthmark but it's really an third eye.

"None of your business! Leave me alone bill!" I said frowning while taking his hands off my bangs.

He laughed like a psychopath, "fine, fine, hey have it even occur to you that we looked like twins?" Bill asked laughing like a psychopath.

"Being your son was horrible....., but you comparing to me like you? That's the worst!" I said glaring at him.

He ruffled my hair, "haha...., see ya kid!" He said disappearing in a flash of light as the doors and window opened and the chains that were tying me up disappeared.

Why did he even visit me? I thought he usually visit (y/n)? Well all i know is that whenever bill visits someone, his plans might have something to do with that person..... but what did he want to do with me?

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