Murder Family!!/ Part 1!!
One day in an office A Tall, Woman like Imp was Smoking in A Cigar while talking to Blitzo about A Contract to Kill someone as she walked around in the dimly lit room sulking in Anger about what Happened in her final moments of life!
Blitzo: "Soooo... Miss Mayberry... Mind telling me why you want this bitch dead again?"
Mayberry: "Of course."
Mayberry: "You see That Bitch that on me with my Husband FUCKING in my own bed until I ran in there to kill the both of them! That BITCH and that BASTARD SHOULD HAVE DIED!!"
Blitzo: "Well it sounds like to me you all got screwed over in the end."
Mayberry: "Not exactly. You see She survived and She's being called A... HERO!"
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Mayberry: "THAT GODDAMN MOTHERUCKING CUNT IS NOT A GODDAMN HERO!!! SHE DESERVED TO FUCKING DIE THAT BITCH!!!"
Blitzo: "So... Was she better in bed or something? Is that it?"
Mayberry: "WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Blitzo: "U-Um... Nothing Mayberry Nothing at all!"
He then began to press the button for help but everyone was already busy with Millie, Loona, and Y/N trying to help Moxxie shoot out At A Picture with A Family at it with A Crossobiw!
Moxxie: "I-I can't do this guys! It's A Family! Can't we just choose an easier Target!"
Y/N: Hey Moxx we don't know these people? Maybe they have A Few skeletons in their closet! Maybe their A Bunch of Leather face murderer's!"
Moxxie: "He's right Honey! Humans are full of all sorts of secret Nasties!"
Loona then got off of hr Phone to help out!
Loona: "They're right! We don't know these people! This girl could be bullying Kids from India on her Computer, This Boy could be setting Puppies on Fire, this Woman could be Bitching about people behind their backs, and this Man... He Definitely Watches."
Moxxie: "I-I just can't! It's A Family!"
Millie: "Moxxie Our Business is Killing People so Killing People is our Business! So Just give it A Shot!"
Moxxie: "Got it."
He then aims his Crossbow ready to shoot when Blitzo and Mayberry burst through the door!
Blitzo: "GUYS MEET OUR NEW CLIENT!!"
Moxxie: "AH!"
He then misfired the crossbow and the bolt bounced around the room bouncing off the walls, Almost hits Loona in the face, and would've hit Mayberry in the face if Blitzo didn't catch it!
Blitzo: "Good Aim."
Just then the Tank full of eels tipped over and The room was set on fire!
Blitzo: "GODDAMNIT MOXX I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!!"
30 Minutes later!
The Firefighters were finished putting out the fire as they were leaving and Blitzo Put Mayberry in her Cab as he smiled and waved her off!
Blitzo: "... And Remember if we don't kill them in 24 hours your kill is Free!"
She then drives off as Moxxie walked up to him!
Moxxie: "When did we start offering that deal, sir?"
He then grabbed him furiously!
Blitzo: "When you fired that damn Bolt, and set the room on fire, making me look bad YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!! PLEASE, tell me that book is intact! I don't want to suck that dick again to get another one!"
Loona then pulls out the Grimoire!
Loona: "You mean this one? Yeah, it's right here."
Blitzo: "And That's why you're my favorite Loonie! Now, who wants A Treat?"
Loona: "Ew, No."
He then eats the dog treat right in front of her!
Loona: "UGH, YOU ARE SO WEIRD!"
Blitzo: "Oh Please stop saying that Loonie! I got enough of that from my Therapist! Now prepare A party for our Victory for when we get back! Let's go, team!"
Everyone except for Loona then left through the portal to Kill some Dicks! Little did they know this is gonna go south real fast!
To Be Continued...
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