Helluva Boss for A Cicada-Ghost!!
3rd Person POV
Deep in the Pits of Hell, Inside of an office building, there was A Board Meeting beating held by the company members Which was like 4 of them as A Small Figure took the elevator Up to their floor as he walked into their Office while An Adorable Hellhound was Manning the Phone which he had to get the Attention of!
???: "Um... Hello Miss... May I get Your attention...?"
She then dropped her phone and Looked around seeing nothing which confused her to say the least until she saw A Voice from below!
???: "R-Right here Ma'am..."
She then Looked down to see A Tiny figure! This is You! Just Imagine some Boney wings and A Halo! Enjoy!
Hellhound: "Oh Hey Kid, You Missing your Parents?"
Y/N: "N-No Ma'am. I'm actually 21 and my Name is Y/N L/N And well... I'm here to apply for the Job... Or at least That's what I think the Billboard full of spelling errors said."
Hellhound: "Yeah, To be honest Spelling isn't Blitzo's strong suit. You have A Resume?"
Y/N: "Yes, Actually. Here."
He then hands her A Piece of Paper as she began to read it over she was Impressed by His Track record ad despite his tiny Innocent figure he had seem to Kill many People before!
Loona: "Wow! This is Impressive! So I got your name, but there are some other things We should know. So Your Name is Y/N L/N and your 21 correct?"
Y/N: "Yes Ma'am."
Loona: "Any Skills?"
Y/N: "Well I'm good with Blades, I can use Magic, I have an Immunity to almost everything minus Fire, flying, Ghosts, and The Darkness... I also have this... Thing."
Loona: "Thing?"
Y/N: "Well... *Rubs back of Neck* "You see under my shirt and Jacket I have this Giant Gaping hole in my back and one stolen Glance can steal your soul... Like A Fate worse than death..."
Loona: "But it's still Death right?"
Y/N: "Yes."
Loona: "Good! Anything else you would like to Mention?"
Y/N: "I have Prior experience Killing Rapists."
Loona: "Dude! Respect!"
Y/N: "T-Thank you..."
Just then the office door slammed open as A Tall, Horned figure walked out A Bit Pissed! This was Blitzo; Just remove the O!
Blitzo: "Loonie can you tell me that my Suit looks Great!? Because It Looks Great But no one will mention it even when I bring it!"
Y/N: "I think it looks great!"
Blitzo: "Why Thanks! Hey, Loonie whose the Kid?"
Loona: "His name is Y/N I think. He wants A Job here."
Blitzo: "Well Let me look at his Resume. *Looks at Resume and beats it* "Wow! This is Good! Welcome to The Crew Y/N, Let me introduce you to the rest of the Family! *Pulls out A blowhorn* M&M come out here! We got ourselves A New coworker!"
Just then Two Little, Matching Imps came out of the Office and it was Obvious to tell they were A Married Couple by the look they were giving each other!
Moxxie: "Really!? A New Coworker sir? Even with that Dumpster Fire of A Commerical!"
Blitzo: "Are you trying to Break my Theater dream Moxx?"
Moxxie: "Sir-"
Blitzo: "Because once again All I can hear is my Dad's Asshole talking to me again! Do you not realize what you're doing to me? Do you not!?"
Moxxie: "Fine! It's Good!"
Blitzo: "Now that's the I.M.P. Spirit!"
Millie: "Oh My, He is such A Cutie! Like one of those Hoglins they used to raise back at the Ranch!"
Y/N: T-Thank you Ms. Millie... So... What do you we do now exactly...?"
Blitzo: "Well We Just wait until someone comes in with A Job!"
Just then A Woman comes in!
Woman: "I have A Job for you guys!"
Blitzo: "Well that was Quick! We're back in Buissness Boys and Girls!!"
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