How Two Robbers, some Money, and One Cop Changed the World
Written/Edited by: Kyla
Once upon a time, in another world in the Realm of the Nuzlocke Games...
There was a cop named Billy. He was a good, hardworking cop, who dedicated his life tracking down criminals. His motto was, "If he ain't caught, I might as well be a potato!" On top of his job, he had a wife, two kids, a dog, went to church, and occasionally wet his pants. (Not too out of the ordinary)
There were also two dumbass robbers, named Bryce and Bob. Once upon a two days ago, they stole a whopping $000,000,000,000,001 from a local Walmart!!! They were dweebs. Neither Bob nor Bryce had any money that they didn't spend on candy cigarettes. They lived in their friend's, grandma's basement, streamed Care Bears on their DVR, and constantly wet their pants in the intense scenes.
One Day, after Bryce and Bob finished the eleventh season of Care Bears for the bajillionth time; they left their house to go spend their dollar at The Dollar Store. However Bryce saw a cotton candy vendor across the street.
"Let's get some Cotton Candy!" Bryce said. So the two dweebs went across the street. On the way across the street, Bob made sure to distract the driver on the street into crashing, by "mooning" the driver.
The Cotton Candy vendor was so horrified that she passed out. So the two dweebs stole all the cotton candy and ran home.
One thing the dweeb robbers disregarded as they ran home with cotton candy in their arms; was that Bryce stepped on a pebble, causing it to fly onto a flower in which a butterfly laid on. As the butterfly jumped in fear from the pebble, it generated a small wind current that conjugated with two small breeze fronts, causing a major hurricane to blow across The Pacific. A Californian saw a huge storm cloud coming and boarded up his house. After he did so, he turned on the radio, as that happened, a wave inference of that radio was picked up at the radio tower, coincidentally next to the candy vendor's booth, causing a penny to drop from the top of the tower from a window. The penny rolled to a stop at Billy's foot. He immediately knew that Bryce and Bob were up to no good again.
Billy went to Bryce and Bob's house to confront the robbers. A moment after he rang their doorbell, an old woman with a light pink jogging jacket, short, white hair, dentures and sweat pants answered the door. Billy pointed his Taser at her, thinking it was Bob or Bryce answering the door. The Grandma fainted. At the sound of their friend's grandma's fall, Bryce knew that Billy had found them, so he and Bob hid all their cotton candy, and devised a plan. Meanwhile, Billy laid the grandma on her couch and left to find the dweebs.
Billy approached the basement, Taser in hand, he walked down the stairs and around the corner to see Bryce and Bob standing still look at him. He yelled, "Hands in the air!!!" as he shot his Taser at both of them. But surprisingly, when he did, the shots bounced right off of them. Billy approached two cardboard cut-outs of the dweebs. Billy cursed to himself as he realized, both Bryce and Bob came running from inside the closet. Bryce shot Billy when he was distracted by the cardboard cut-out. He died, in that very spot.
Little did everyone know, that hidden in the pixels of the Care Bears shows Bryce and Bob have been watching, were secret, evil, codes, containing everything one needs to know to destroy their world. Bryce turned out to be an evil mastermind, and Bob was his robot minion.They needed the cotton candy to power their doomsday device. Bryce went to his secret head-quarters in his closet and activated his doomsday device and vaporized everyone in the world except himself and Bob. Bryce rejoiced with some of his spare cotton candy. Until SHE came in....
"Freeze!!!" suddenly the voice of Elizabeth billowed from the secret headquarters entrance. She had her gun pointed right at Bryce's head.
Bryce sighed. "Whatever shall I do with you Lizzie..."
"HOW ABOUT THIS!!!" yelled Bob, as he pulled out his bazooka...
Then Everyone made Friends and Danced on Rainbows!!!
PS: Nobody was killed when Bryce used his doomsday device, instead, everyone in that world was teleported into the world of
THE NUZLOCKE GAMES!!!
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