Idk why, but I decided to share this event:

My family always buys fireworks on the second of July, and gets too impatient and lights them on the third. So, happy 3rd of July.
Anyways, I was spraying bug spray on myself because I didn't feel like having a bigillion bug bites all over, and I was like, "Why, I wonder what is the quickest method of applying big spray to your face."
You know what's coming.
I sprayed the stupid thing up close to my face and quickly opened my eyes afterward.
I am a total idiot, I know.
So I spent the next ten minutes rinsing my eyes in my grandmothers bathroom.