This is just me complaining you should probably just skip this chapter.

1. My arm is sore from getting a shot at the doctors yesterday. Might I add THAT IT DIDNT HURT YESTERDAY WHEN I GOT IT, WTF
2. I fell off the four wheeler onto my butt when my dad failed to step on the brakes when getting out mower unstuck. Btw, it was like going up a ramp, and I fell straight back and it was an interesting experience all in all.
3. I was peed on by a rhino.
4. My family called me rhino for the rest of the day. Kill me.