The Monthly Scoop by Jamie Carter

Boy, has our dear princess been up to a lot lately. Let's start with the facts, shall we? Our lovely Lonnie had been seen kissing not one, not two, but three suitors! Our sources reported seeing her licking lips on multiple occasions with different suitors. Should the people who weren't kissed feel nervous? How long will it take Lonnie to get around to all the boys? Is this just a game to Lonnie? Does she enjoy playing with these boys' hearts?

Is this just a way to entertain the whims of a frivolous teenage girl? Is she mature enough to one day rule our country? What does this tell us about the princess? We certainly know now that she's not fond of commitment.

For all the juicy gossip you can't get anywhere else, make sure to read Hot Gossip: The Scoop next month!
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Comment your reactions! Do you believe all of this? Is it really true? How does it make you feel? Are you one of the people she kissed?

Feel free to seek out Lonnie to talk about it (as it is encouraged), but know this, she won't be easily found. She read this as well as all the suitors, so she'll be tucked away hiding.

If you have questions just comment since this was kinda put together quickly.

Have fun, make drama, and tag me!