A/n: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you-

p0zi0ner: Good Lord. How many times has he said that?

Warlider: 24,019,200 times. Give or take.

A/n: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you times infinity plus one! Why are you two here?!

p0zi0ner: Is that a trick question? You're willingly writing us in your story.

Warlider: Honestly, you can cut the pissy crap with us. Also, where's Regret? I thought he'd be with us like stink on shit.

A/n: First off, you walking cauldron, I've-wait a minute.

p0zi0ner: That's basically what we've been doing for days now.

A/n: What day is it?

Warlider: 19th of March.

A/n:................. SHIT!!!

The author bolts it to the next room. The sound of clanging metal and glass breaking can be heard. A minute later, he runs back out with some stranger in his arms and sets him down.

A/n: This is ShaunOSilver! He's new here and also submitted an OC!

Shaun: Hi?

The author pushes him out of frame and rushes back into the room. Running back out with a faunus girl over his head.

A/n: This is Sara Valryn, his OC! She's part of this shitshow of a story now!

Sara: Wait, what's going o-

The author soon chucks the girl out a window and runs back into the same room. Closing the door behind him. Leaving both Warlider and p0zi0ner just standing there.

p0zi0ner:....... Does this mean the Children book is back up?

Warlider: Maybe. Knowing his work schedule, it'll probably be a week or two before a new chapter comes up.

p0zi0ner: Great, I guess...... I'm bored.

Warlider: Me too. Wanna post Warhammer 40K memes and talk about random shit on Discord?

p0zi0ner: Fuck yeah!

And so the two went off to do exactly that. Leaving the author to work on the story like a good little monkey.

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