Shushi bear hug the two kids, exploding in joy. Rubbing his face against their cheeks.

Shushi: "Ah ah ah, this uncle will teach you two well!"

The older kid's face was filled with black lines and kicked Shushi in the groin. Shushi collapsed holding his family jewels.

Older kid glared at Shushi, his voice cold: "Nevermind."

He took his younger companion hand and walk away. Realizing his soon-to-be students decided to quit, Shushi ran after them, still covering his family jewels.

Shushi: "Don't go! Please don't go!"

The older kid ignored him and kept walking, but the younger glance back couple of times.

Shushi: "I'll teach you guys for free!"

The older kid still ignored him and the younger followed his example.

Shushi: "Give you new clothes for free!"

The older kid paused for a moment and then spoke.

Older kid: "Free food. Free housing. Become your students."

Shushi with a foolish smile: "Of course of course!"

Agreeing on the terms, they went back to the front of Shushi's house for important matters. You know, to start lessons.

Thus, Shushi is actually going to teach.