We got two Heroes of Chaos battling it out! Zhoa Fei.....Cao Cao.... Who will remain supreme?!

Here we go!!!!

ZhoaFei:
We're both the Hero of Chaos but you're mistaken if you try to harm me.

Especially if it takes one shout to rattle your entire army!

There's no Wei you can beat me, I'm on point like my spear.

If we both severed the Han, you're not good enough to guard my rear.

The Almighty king of Zho face this devil of his land.

You're getting capsized man if you step into Markeland!

I'm Rebelling like the Turbans but I'm coming out Victorious.

Outwit you like Zho Zhu and I'll show you what a real Warrior is! 

You let the Sun family rain down on you like a blazing hot son.

Then you got succeeded in rank by a weak dual blade wielding son.

Compared to my stats in history; consider yourself irrelevant.

Your biggest rival of all is a guy who goes around preaching about Benevolence!

I mean seriously? In battles you only fought in like a dozen.

While I fought in Majority of mine; well more than your one eyed cousin.

I'm not Guan Yu at all, I'll execute you quick, fast and in a hurry.

As I'm burning Cao Cao, like the arrows back at Chibi!

Cao Cao:

That's pretty good Zhoa there I'll admit it.

But what you just displayed was anything but witty!

You bit off me from Zhang to Pi.

Then "HOC" I mean this guy's a wannabe me.

Prepare to face the the most deadliest opponent you will ever face.

Cause they called a real hero to put a poser in his place.

I wrote tons of books on strategy while running my force.

While meanwhile you're getting injured by your own horse!

What's going on in your story; things getting kinda hectic.

Then you'll fall out of nowhere then your plotline gets affected.

You have a frenemy in Rainbow and an archer in Kate.

Then, You have little ambition for you to get saved.

Zhoa Fei:

Gou Jia, Xiahou Yuan and Dian Wei.

Your name will be on the list of the dead; if you dare cross Zhoa Fei!

Sword of Heaven? I'll make that name true.

I'll plow down your plains Centrally and outpace your Xu Zhu!

Cao Cao:

Let us share a drink Fei,  hero to hero.

But since many years have past; It's become Hero to Zero.

Its time For me to retire from this battle; son would you succeed me, not?

Cao Pi:

Yes Father.....

Cao Cao:

His children are incompetent so they shouldn't be much bother.

Cao Pi:

Indeed so father; Total Domination is at our grasp.

And all I'll have to do is outshine this green buffoon in my rap!

Excellence in my craft and a few victories on my resumé.

Then the Zho Kingdoms next and trust me this'll only end one way.

You buried six feet in ice from falling victim to my dual blade.

Then cross paths with me and watch your whole kingdom lives fade.

Zhoa Zhang:

You know Cao Pi; you'll regret facing me in this fight.

Not only I'm the oldest but the freshest on the Mic!

None of your feats can touch me; the son of Zhoa Fei.

You better give up this fight like you did Hefei! (Uh!)

You can take your 5 generals and your poor defendable fortresses!

Cause I'm Zhoa Zhang!!! and I'll reduce your force to corpses!

And you can put them in the air; you poorly defended liar.

I'm like one of Shu's Juggernauts; Big, bad and spit Fire! Haha.....

*Zhoa Zhang starts coughing and fumbling*

Cao Pi:

What a way to leave this battle gettin' sick after laughter.

It's not we're gonna miss you; you only lasted 3 chapters!

You, Zhoa Zhang, are weak and fragile.

But not as weak as your successor who still lives in denial.

Of your very own legacy which you leave none.

You're so forgettable that we forgot your rap has begun!

*Zhoa Zhang dies and Cao Pi walks towards a iron gate*

As it ends here as the Wei Kingdom has won.....

???:

Not just yet......

*Cao Pi turns around to see Zhoa Pi cradling his dead brother*

Zhoa Pi:

I shall succeed you brother.....

*faces Cao Pi*

It's on now Cao Pi, I'm my kingdom's salvation.

Cause I'm the only one that truly achieved Unification!!

You just dreamt that while your dad ended his friend's life.

Then you disrespected his family by stealing his son's wife!!

You wanna go toe to toe with me? Ha! An unwise decision.

Victory is assured with Jang Wu leading my division.

Talk about weak successors? Okay Cao Rui and Cao Shuang.

You're getting a verbal coupé detate and believe me, I'm not Cao Wrong!

I'll reside from this battle now after I threw you through a loop.

And you can your wife stop by and blow on my battle flute.

Okay who won? Was this goood? Was it baaaad? Let me know in the comments below, I'll love to hear your feedback.