"Here we go!" Wildcat yelled out as the video came on.

The audience was shown a blue world with white skies and green continents with four level choices at the top of the screen.

Grumble Volcano

Cheep Cheep Beach

Moo Moo Meadows

Random

"Here we go, baby." Fourzer0seven said as various Mii's ran came into view above the planet.

"Look at us!" Wildcat cheered.

"AAAAAH!!" Everyone else cheered as well.

"Ahahaha!" Mini laughed as the game title appeared on screen

MarioKart 8

"Let's go!" Fourzer0seven cheered.

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"So, what's going on here?" Jaune asked.

"Those are some silly looking characters." Nora said in regards to the guys' Mii's.

"Those are Mii's. M. I. I." Al Duty said to Nora. "And to answer Jaune's question, this game is called MarioKart 8. Like it says on the video."

"Mario... as in Super Mario Bros?" Ruby asked. "That old arcade game I was playing?"

"Yep. It became so popular that Nintendo, the company that made it, created sequels and spin-offs over the years that everyone buys." Al Duty. "Mario is, like, the most fucking popular video game character in the multiverse. But anyways, MarioKart is a racing game that allows you play as a lot of Mario characters. Sometimes they put in a few characters from other Nintendo games."

"So what about a racing game is gonna show us a new perspective on rage?" Yang asked.

"In regular racing, you're just trying to be faster than everyone else." Al Duty explained. "MarioKart, you have the chance to pick up an item and fuck over whoever's in front of you, or behind you."

"Ooh. I can envision that right now." Sun said as he glanced upward in thought.

"Whatever it is you're thinking, it's nothing compared to what you're gonna see." Al Duty said to the monkey faunus.

"So then, who are in this video?" Neptune asked.

"Terroriser, for starters. Then you got Wildcat, Basically, Mini, Nogla, and this time they're joined by Fourzer0seven." Al Duty said.

'No Vanoss?' Neo signed.

"No Vanoss." Al Duty said to the mute.

At this, Neo frowned with her shoulders slumped, but gave no further comment.

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"There's the old fuck." Mini said in regards to Mii designed as an old man.

"What is that—?" Terroriser asked before Nogla spoke.

"Hey there. How you doing? I've been playing MarioKart for fifty years." Nogla spoke with an elderly tone, indicating he was the old man.

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"Why did Nogla choose the old guy as a character?" Neptune asked with a short chuckle, raising his brow.

"Cause he's Nogla." Al Duty said. "That's the only actual answer when it comes to this idiot."

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"You look like old man Hitler." Terroriser said as the video zoomed in on Nogla's face.

"Hahahaha!" Basically laughed in response.

"Wowhowhow!" Mini laughed as well.

"Hahaha!" Wildcat chuckled.

"Hitler never died." Nogla spoke agains in the elderly voice.

"It's—Heh! He's been playing MarioKart this whole time." Terroriser said in between laughter.

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"So we're obliviously missing something here." Weiss said.

"Who is this Hitler individual?" Oobleck asked.

"Ah, you know. He was an artist as a kid." Al Duty said in a relaxed tone. "And when he became older he started World War 2 about eighty years ago, which caused the death of around seventy-five million people. He also caused mass genocide to a religious culture. Overall, he's the most demonized person on Earth. Just to name a few facts about him."

"Oh, dear..." Ozpin said as many people in the audience frowned.

"That's... more deaths than the Great War." Oobleck said with wide eyes.

"You're speaking about this pretty lightly, don't you think?" Glynda said to Al Duty.

"I'm an A.I. built to be a jackass. What's your point?" Al Duty replied.

"So this is a dark comedy segment." Blake said in understanding.

"Well, it Al Duty said the war took place around eighty years ago. So I suppose it's okay to make a few light jokes about it." Pyrrha said.

"Oh, people have come up with way darker jokes about World War 2." Al Duty immediately said.

"Charming." Weiss blandly spoke.

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"His character was an export at MarioKart 1939." Wildcat joked, causing Basically, Nogla, Mini, and Terroriser to chuckle as the game screen counted down.

"MarioKart Nein!" Wildcat then said.

"HAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed in response as the levels then cycled through mostly random choices, save for Grumble Volcano, which was picked by Nogla.

"I'm done." Basically said while laughing.

"Oh my God." Nogla laughed with a sigh.

"I'm done." Basically said again as the level cycling slowed down.

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"Okay, what's the joke here?" Yang asked.

"Nein. N. E. I. N. Is the German word for No." Al Duty answered. "But since it's so similar sounding to Nine, people joke about it."

"Ah. I see." Yang nodded. "I get it now. Thanks."

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"Here we go!" Wildcat said in a Mario-esc tone as a random level was selected.

"Here we go guys." Nogla said, still getting over his laughter.

"I don't know what this map is." Mini said as the screen changed to show the scoreboard, showing everyone else was from the U.S. save for Terroriser and Nogla, who had Irish flags.

"Look at those two Irish bastards." Wildcat said with an Irish accent as the screen zoomed in on Terroriser and Nogla.

"Let's A Go!" Terroriser said in a Mario voice.

"Top of the mornin' to ya!" Nogla said at the same time.

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"The two Irish guys against everyone else. I wonder how that's going to go." Ruby said with a giggle.

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"This Kart looks beast! Jesus!" Fourzer0seven, playing as Yoshi, said in response to seeing his Kart.

"My car is beast! I got a jet car." Wildcat, as Link, said as the race started.

"You've got gold fucking rims?" Basically, as Shy Guy, asked Wildcat in surprise.

"You got good rims." Terroriser, playing as Wario on a dirt bike, said to Wildcat.

"I have gold rims?" Wildcat asked in surprise as well.

""Yeah."" Terroriser and Basically said to him.

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"Who doesn't realize they have gold rims on their car?" Roman asked. "That'd be the most obvious thing there."

"Maybe he just didn't notice when he chose the vehicle." Tai said with a shrug.

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"That's-that's me." Nogla, who was Link as well, said as Terroriser moved into 2nd place.

"Link's car is sick." Terroriser complimented as he picked up an item block that landed on a banana, now entering 1st

"That's me." Nogla said to Terroriser as he and came up behind with a mushroom item.

"Get the-Get the fuck out the way." Mini said from the back.

"Yeah that's not—that's him. That's Nogla." Wildcat said as Terroriser was hit with a red shell.

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"Oh, that's what happened." Ruby said in realization. "Wildcat and Nogla picked the same character."

"That would make things confusing." Ren nodded.

"Also, who's Link?" Jaune asked.

"Another one of Nintendo's popular characters." Al Duty said. "He uses a sword and shield, he has blonde hair and blue eyes—dresses in green. He goes on adventures, fighting bad guys and saving princesses. He's basically a way cooler version of you. In every way. He gets all the girls."

"On the one hand, that sounds cool. On the other, why do you have to put me down like that?" Jaune asked with crossed arms.

"Cause I'm a national disaster." Al Duty replied.

"On another topic, what hit Brian?" Pyrrha decided to ask, turning attention away from Al Duty's remark comparing Jaune and Link.

"One of the many items you can screw your friends over with in this game. And one of the most infamous." Al Duty stated. "Terroriser was cucked by a Red shell. Now, there are three types of shells in MarioKart. The basic and most common on is the Green shell. The moment you throw it, it goes everywhere it bounces off of, meaning it can either hit someone in front of you or circle right back to you. Next is the Red shell. The Red shell specifically targets whoever is in front of it when thrown and does not bounce around like the Green shell. A majority of the time, unless you have an item to block it or someone else gets in the Red shell's way, it will hit its intended target."

"Huh. I never thought a turtle shell could be used as a weapon." Qrow said with a hand to his chin.

"So what's the third shell type?" Port asked in intrigue.

"The deadliest of them all. Dread it. Run from it. The Blue shell arrives all the same." Al Duty spoke with a dramatic edge. "The Blue shell has spikes and a set of wings. It specifically targets whoever is in first. It flies over to them and slams down, causing an explosion that disables the person in first for the time being, along with anyone else that's caught in the crossfire of the explosion."

"Ooh? An exploding shell?" Nora asked with an excited glint.

"The only way to block it is if you have a Star item to negate its effect, or a Boom box to blow the Blue shell away before it hits you." Al Duty said.

'Now I want to see someone blown up.' Neo signed.

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"Oh, you fucking—." Terroriser swore as everyone started to pass him.

"Wooh! Double shell!" Mini, as Mario, cheered.

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"Looks like Mini was the cause of that one." Yang chuckled a bit.

"And he's Mario again. He must really like that character." Blake added in.

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"Come on baby. Come on baby." Basically said as everyone started to drive under green hedges in the shape of arcs. "Hiya!"

While Terroriser was in third and holding a boomerang, he watched as a boomerang and two green shells headed in Mini's direction.

"Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh!" Wildcat stressed as he drove to keep his 1st spot

"I'm behind you Tyler. I'm behind you bitch!" Mini said as a boomerang swung back and destroyed one of the green shells.

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"Ooh. Things are starting to heat up." Roman said with as he rubbed his hands together.

"I don't think we've heard Tyler so stressed yet." Glynda said.

"Participating in competitive events will do that to someone." Ozpin said with a knowing nod. "The Vytal Festival is a prime example of competition producing stress and anxiety."

"Don't remind me." Ruby mumbled while rubbing her head. While she herself wasn't too nervous about the festival, Weiss certainly liked to the keep the subject in mind a little too much.

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"It's a hundred and friking CC's!" Nogla called out as Terroriser was about to launch off a gliding ramp.

Only to be knocked off by a boomerang.

"You fuck!" Terroriser shouted as he was picked up by Lakitu.

"Later Brian!" Basically taunted as he, Fourzer0seven, and Nogla passed Terroriser.

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"Off the map." Sun shook his head with a smirk.

"Are you gonna let him do you like that, Brian?" Neptune asked towards Terroriser.

"Man, I'd get pissed if someone taunted me in a voice like that." Yang said with crossed arms. "The smugness is grating."

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"Oh, you son of a bitch!" Terroriser cursed.

"Wait, who's behind me?" Fourzer0seven asked as Terroriser glided down onto the next part of the corse.

"Me. I got-Marcel fucked me!" Terroriser said as he drove past a line of item boxes, now heading towards an area with resting Piranha plants.

"Later bitches!" Basically shouted.

"Oh, you-who has the rocket?!" Mini shouted, exercising his British accent.

"Heheheh!" Basically laughed in response.

"Hehe. He said that so British. He's got a fuckin' rocket." Nogla said, using his own British accent.

"Who's on a fuckin' rocket?" Basically mimicked Mini with a British accent of his own.

"Oh, come on!" Terroriser spoke in a British accent as well.

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"Now that was definitely more closer to Velvet's accent." Ruby giggled.

"He said it so succinctly too." Weiss gave her own chuckle.

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"When I get angry, I sound British." Mini said.

"Oh, fuck off!" Fourzer0seven said to someone as Terroriser got closer to everyone else.

"Where's my fuckin' rocket?" Nogla continued to speak with a British accent as everyone entered lap 2.

"Nogla has every item in the game. Nogla has every item in the game, right now!" Basically shouted as Terroriser got a Bullet Bill.

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"Wait how does that work?" Jaune asked.

"Cause he got the Crazy Eight item." Al Duty said. "It's an item that gives someone eight desperate items all at one."

"That sounds like it can give quite the advantage." Ozpin commented.

"So then what's the item that Terroriser has?" Sun asked, pointing to the screen. "I'd that the rocket think Mini was mad about?"

"The Bullet Bill." Al Duty stated. "Turns the user into a giant-ass bullet and automatically shoots further ahead than their current position. While it is a timed item, it can knock people out of the way when in use, and the user doesn't have to touch their controller or keyboard whatsoever when it's active."

"That's a very useful bullet." Roman remarked.

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"I fucked it up." Nogla then said, indicating his messed up with his items. "There we go. Hehe. Okay. Hehe."

It was then that Terroriser activated his item, becoming Bullet Bill as he shot further ahead, closing in on Mini.

"How do you jump again in mid-air?" Basically asked. "What's the button?"

"Oh, the rocket!" Mini shouted as Terroriser shot past him.

"Heh!" Terroriser chuckled in response.

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"Mini got passed out by Bullet Bill again." Yang chuckled.

"It must be a frustrating thing to see, someone shooting past you in a racing game using the world's largest bullet." Tai said with a soft chuckle. "And more than once."

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"I feel bad for my viewers. They're just watching me play fucking solo." Wildcat said as Terroriser caught up to Fourzer0seven and Basically.

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"Someone's getting cocky." Pyrrha chuckled.

'He just threw shade at everyone's skills.' Neo signed with a silent giggle.

"You what, if Wildcat wins the race, then good on him, but I would love it if someone got back at him for that line." Yang said as she started to laugh a bit. "It'd be perfect!"

"It would be a funny thing to see happen." Blake agreed with a smile.

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"Did you fall off?!" Fourzer0seven asked Mini.

"Hehe haha." Nogla dryly laughed.

"I'm last again!" Mini shouted from 6th. "Some things never change."

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"Oof. It's never a good sign when the position you're most common with is last place." Qrow said with a humored smirk.

"That is either a testament of poor skill set, or plain bad luck." Port stated.

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"I'm catching up, Tyler." Nogla said as Terroriser was getting really close to Basically. "I'm catching up."

"Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me." Basically said as he tried to swerve around bananas, while Terroriser was little to no trouble with them.

"If you insist, Marcel!" Fourzer0seven called out from behind.

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Fourzer0seven's reply to Basically elicited a majority of tue audience to chuckle and giggle.

"Nice." Roman chuckled while shaking his head.

"I mean, he is saying it a lot." Yang said after chuckling. "Might as well oblige the man."

"This Fourzer0seven guy's kind of funny too." Sun said with a humored smile.

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"Yeah, someone's got the Star." Terroriser said as everyone entered the 3rd and final lap.

"Shut the fuck up!" Basically said in response to Fourzer0seven.

"Bap bap bap ba-da-ba-da-bap. Bap bap bap ba-da-ba-da-bap." Mini sang the Star theme from behind.

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"What is Mini singing?" Weiss rose her brow.

"The theme for the Starman item. But everyone just calls it the Star item." Al Duty answered her.

"What does the Starman do?" Ruby curiously asked. "You talked about it earlier. How it could block a Blue shell."

"It basically makes you faster and invincible for a short amount of time. You turn a faint gold while shining like a rainbow, and you can block any item that's thrown at you, or knock away any person in front of you." Al Duty explained.

"So in essence, it makes someone an unstoppable force against a lot of moving objects." Blake reiterated in understanding.

"I like the sound of this Star item." Yang smirked.

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"He's saying it a lot, so I think he is insisting." Nogla said in regards to Basically.

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"See? Nogla gets it." Yang pointed to the screen, a smile on her face. "Basically set himself up for that one."

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The video cut to Terroriser, now in 5th, as he got the Star item. He then activated it turning his character golden-rainbow as the theme played.

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"Ooh. Shiny." Nora smiled with sparkles in her eyes.

"Huh. What Mini was singing does sound like the Starman theme." Weiss said.

"Now we get a second person perspective of what the Starman item can do." Ruby said as she leaned forward in her seat with a smile.

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"I just went off the old road a little bit." Wildcat said, mimicking Nogla's tone a bit.

"I know. I am." Nogla said.

"All right. Bye bye! Bye bye!" Mini said from last.

"No! I got the wall!" Basically shouted as he made a wrong turn, all the while Terroriser aimed for a speed boost ramp that had two item blocks on it.

"Neeryowmm!" Mini mimicked as he sped bast Basically with a Bullet Bill.

"AAh!" Basically shouted in return.

"Oh! See ya, Tyler! Aha!" Nogla laughed as he passed Wildcat.

As Mini as passed Terroriser and Fourzer0seven with the Bullet Bill, Terroriser had gotten a Lighting bolt as his item.

"You punk bitch!" Fourzer0seven shouted at Mini.

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"Wow. Everyone's getting more antsy by the minute." Yang remarked.

"A storm is brewing." Ren said as he stared at the screen.

"This has to be more chaotic than we've seen them thus far in the other videos." Glynda said.

"You ain't seen shit yet." Al Duty said to the combat teacher.

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"Yay!" Mini cheered, only for Terroriser to activate the Lightning bolt, hitting everyone on the map and turning them tiny. "No!"

"Fuck you, Craig! HAHA!" Terroriser shouted at Mini as he passed him, squashing over him as he drove under the hedge arches again.

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"What item was that?" Neptune asked with a laugh.

"The Lightning bolt item. Shocks everyone on the track—except the user—stalling them and turning them all small, which allows the user of the Lightning bolt to get a speed advantage over everyone until the regrow." Al Duty explained again.

"I wish my semblance could do that." Nora said with an awed look. "I only got normal Lightning."

"Well, other than the Lightning item, we now know Mini's real name." Ruby pointed out. "Craig."

"You know, he doesn't sound like a Craig." Yang said.

"Craig Thompson is his full name." Al Duty said.

"Craig Thompson." Weiss repeated the name to get a feeling for it. "Huh. That's actual a pretty average name compared to everyone else's that we've heard. Not that I'm saying he has a bad or boring name."

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"God dammit." Basically swore as Terroriser entered 2nd place, still laughing.

"That pretty much didn't hurt me at all!" Wildcat shouted as he was still in 1st, everyone else, save Terroriser, complaining due to the Lightning bolt strike.

"Oh, my God!" Nogla shouted after Terroriser passed him. "Are you kidding me?!"

"Yes!" Terroriser cheered as he got another item.

"That Blue Shell did nothing because of the Lightning strike on Nogla." Wildcat said in a laughing tone.

"Oh, my gosh." Nogla slightly groaned while Terroriser got Triple Mushrooms.

"Oh, it was beautiful." Wildcat said as Terroriser used the Mushrooms to boost him closer and closer to Wildcat.

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"It would seem Mr. Hanby inadvertently saved Mr. Wine from a Blue shell." Ozpin said with a humored look.

"I wish we could have seen how that went down." Ruby said. "From what Wildcat said, it sounded like he had double rainbow moment."

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"Oh, you fucking bitches." Nogla groaned again.

"Brian, you jumped over me when I was tiny!" Mini yelled at Terroriser.

"WOOOH!" Terroriser shouted as he passed Wildcat, entering into 1st.

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"Oh, my God. He just slipped past Wildcat right at the end." Jaune said with an awed expression.

"Wildcat was actually beat out." Yang said, eyes wide with a wide smile. "Terroriser just stole the win right out from under him."

"Now there's a move I can respect." Roman smirked while nodding.

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"Who's got the Star? Fuck off cunt." Wildcat said in regards to whoever had the Star.

"YES!" Terroriser cheered as he finished the race in 1st place.

FINISH!

"WHAT?!" Wildcat shouted, now realizing Terroriser had beat him.

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"Only now does Tyler realize Brian beat him." Pyrrha chuckled.

"Hahaha! His shock is perfect!" Yang said while wiping away a tear of joy.

"Wow." Sun said while chuckling.

"Now that was a beautiful sight to see." Neptune pointed at the screen.

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"Yehehehes!" Terroriser continued to cheer.

"Fuck you, bitch." Fourzer0seven said.

"God dammit." Basically swore.

"That fat bastard Wario just snuck in last minute." Wildcat said as the scoreboard popped up, showing everyone's positions.

It revealed that Terroriser was in 1st, Wildcat was in 2nd, Nogla was in 3rd, Mini was in 4th, Basically was in 5th, and Fourzer0seven was in 6th.

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"He's so big, yet so fast on that bike." Qrow chuckled a bit.

"And with a shit-eating grin to boot." Roman lightly chuckled. "If I was in a race and saw someone with that face beat me to the finish line at the last second, I'd be pissed too."

"In all honesty, Tyler should have been paying closer attention to his surroundings near the end." Glynda said, a humored look on her face. "The final lap is where everything counts."

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"Haha! Brian won!" Mini laughed.

"God dammit." Basically swore again.

"I slipped in!" Terroriser said, still cheering and laughing.

"His fucking fatass just... fucking slipped in, right at the end." Wildcat said, clearly still taken aback from Terroriser's win.

"Just a big fat snake slithering past." Terroriser said.

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"A big fat snake no one seemed to notice get into first place." Nora giggled.

"That the equivalent of failing to notice an Ursa Major crossing the street. In broad daylight." Blake said with her own quiet giggle.

"And painted yellow." Yang added in with a chuckle and a smirk.

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The video cut to them choosing levels again. This time there were four random choices and two regular ones, those being one with a small castle on it, and another with a haunted mansion with a large Boo on it.

"Did you ever see those videos of the rants of, like, Hitler doing his speech and then people put in the subtitles of whatever it's about?" Terroriser asked as the next level started.

""Yeah. Yeah."" Nogla and Basically answered him.

"It should be Nogla talking about Super MarioKart." Terroriser said.

The video then cut to a movie scene of an angry Adolf Hitler.

"Like: The fucking Blue shells and I tell you, the Blue shell-every fucking time!" Terroriser shouted with a German accent, trying to mimic Hitler.

"Every time with the Blue and the Red shells!" Wildcat shouted with a German accent as well as the course started up, everyone playing on Mario Circuit.

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Despite only learning about the few basics of Hitler, and how horrible of a man he was, everyone could help but laugh and giggle a bit at the video clip.

"That voice is angry but the dialogue makes it funny." Yang laughed.

"Terroriser really sells with that accent." Ruby added while laughing.

"So people make videos replacing whatever it is Hitler is saying in your world?" Weiss asked after a giggle.

"Yep. Took a scene from a movie with him in it and replaced the words to make it funny." Al Duty said.

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As Mini and Nogla chuckled, Wildcat continued to speak with a German accent as Hitler was shown again.

"Cannot wait for MarioKart Nein!" Wildcat shouted.

"Nein! Nein!" Terroriser shouted as well before everyone started to laugh.

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And once more people continued to laugh at the video segment.

"Terroriser and Wildcat are great at these impressions." Sun laughed out.

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"Fucking hell man." Wildcat sighed as the race began, starting off with him in 1st and Terroriser and 2nd.

"Fuck you, Scott!" Basically cursed Fourzer0seven.

"What?! I didn't do anything!" Fourzer0seven yelled back as Terroriser got triple Green shells while entering 1st place.

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"The race only just started, and all ready they are at each other's throats." Ren said with a small laugh.

"Well, now we know Fourzer0seven's name as well." Blake said.

"Sometimes they call him Scotty." Al Duty added.

"So what's his last name?" Pyrrha asked.

There was a silence in the theater as everyone waited for the crude A.I. to reply, but he gave no response.

"Uh, Al?" Ruby asked while looking around. "You there?"

"Yeah." Al Duty answered this time.

"Are you going to tell us what Scott's last name is?" Weiss then asked.

"Uh..." Al Duty trailed off for several seconds.

"Do you want to tell us, or do you not know yourself?" Glynda asked.

"Hey, just because I'm an A.I. doesn't mean I know everything." Al Duty retorted. "Not my fault Scott hasn't revealed his last name yet."

"Well, no one's perfect." Pyrrha tried to reassure the A.I.

"I don't need your pity points." Al Duty quietly grumbled.

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"Goomba, fuck you!" Wildcat said in a sing-song voice as he and Terroriser then drove towards a twisting bridge.

"You fucking knocked into me!" Basically stated.

"Fuck me, dude." Nogla said while Terroriser threw back his Green shells.

"God damn it!" Fourzer0seven shouted.

"Yeah!" Mini said. "Smiling face."

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"Mini's just trying to remain positive among everyone else's negativity." Jaune chuckled.

"Everyone is getting so mad, so fast, and I am here for it." Roman stated.

'Give us more rage!' Neo signed.

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"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Fourzer0seven yelled out in anger.

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"Oh, jeez!" Yang shouted with a nervous chuckle, taken aback from Scott's yell.

"Ow..." Blake winced as her bow rested against her head.

Neo blinked for a moment before signing again. 'Huh. Ask and you'll receive.'

"Scott definitely know how to reach a new octave." Weiss winced with a short giggle.

"That has to be angriest we've heard someone in these videos." Ruby said.

"Yang doesn't even shout that loud when she gets angry." Tai said with wide eyes.

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"Hahaha! Hahaha!" Terroriser laughed alongside Mini and Basically while the road turned upside above the rest of the course.

"Somebody's having a great time. Family friendly guys." Nogla commented in regards to Fourzer0seven.

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"Oh, yeah. Family friendly." Qrow repeated, chuckling with an eye roll. "Sure."

"There are winners, and there are losers." Port stated. "And sometimes the losers are very angry."

"Hell hath no fury." Oobleck added in.

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"Did somebody find my Green shell?" Terroriser cheekily asked he drove up a small ramp, getting another Green shell item.

"Famliy friendly Nintendo." Nogla said.

"Fuck you." Fourzer0seven responded to Terroriser, causing him to chuckle.

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"Oh, so it was Terroriser that screwed Scott over." Nora said with a mischievous chuckle.

"Mr. Hanby definitely lives up to his name in this case." Ozpin said with a small chuckle.

"I think Brian's slowly becoming my favorite." Roman said with a pleased smile.

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"Oh, that Green shell!" Wildcat said as a Green shell narrowly hit Terroriser. "Oh, boomerang bitch!"

"That-that Green shell skimmed my ass." Terroriser said as the course was twisting again.

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"Terroriser practically felt the wind from that Green shell when it passed him." Yang said.

"Talk about luck." Neptune added with a short laugh.

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"Who was that? Marcel, can you not there, bud?" Mini asked Basically.

"Oh, boomerang!" Terroriser yelled out as a boomerang flew past him, along with another Green shell.

"I saw it. You fucking stopped in the middle of the God damn street." Basically said to Mini as Terroriser threw his Green shell backwards.

"That wasn't my fault!" Mini replied with a chuckled at the end.

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"You know if there's one thing disappointing about this video so far is that we can't always see what everyone else going through to try to win the race." Blake said. "It's still funny, it's not a bad video, but all we have in regard to what everyone else is doing is by what they're saying."

"I personally think that makes it more funny." Yang said with a raised finger. "Forces you to imagine the visuals."

"Yeah, you're asking for too much, little miss dark and brooding." Al Duty said to Blake. "It's practically impossible to show everyone's P.O.V at once. They edit their videos differently."

"I'm just saying it'd be nice to see the whole thing." Blake said in defense.

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The video quickly cut to Terroriser still in first with squid ink on his screen, his item cycling through.

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"What is on Terroriser's screen?" Nora asked as she squinted her eyes.

"Squid ink." Al Duty said.

"Okay. How does that work?" Weiss asked with a raised brow.

"Another item in the game, a white cartoony squid called a Blooper, can be used to cover everyone's screens with ink, temporarily blinding them from part of their screens. And like the Lightning bolt, it doesn't affect whoever used it." Al Duty explained.

"Blooper?" Ruby asked with a short giggle. "That's actually kind of a cute name for a squid. In a silly way."

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"Oh, man, who-who fucking gacked on my screen?" Wildcat asked as Nogla chuckled and Terroriser got triple Green shells again.

"Come on, baby." Basically said.

"You fucking gacked?" Mini asked with a chuckle. "Ew. Never say that word again."

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"I find myself agreeing with Craig." Glynda said with a disturbed look.

"Gacked. Now there's a funky word." Qrow said while glancing up in thought.

"It's more PG, yet oddly more weird sounding." Sun said as he too gave the word some thought.

"The word "Gacked" should not be used in any situation. At all." Roman said while shaking his head.

"I thought it was funny." Yang shrugged.

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"Hehe. Yeah." Terroriser chuckled in agreement before being hit with a boomerang, losing some of his coins and his Green shells. "AAh!"

"Get fucked, Brian." Nogla called out to Terroriser.

"AAHH!" Terroriser shouted again as Nogla hit him with a boomerang and passed him out.

"Fucking banana!" Wildcat cursed.

"Get fucked, Brian." Nogla taunted at Terroriser again.

"Fuck you, Marcel!" Fourzer0seven yelled.

"Old Man Hitler! He keeps hitting me with a boomerang!" Terroriser shouted.

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"Well there's weird quote." Jaune said with a short chuckle.

"It is true, though. Nogla does keep hitting Brian." Ren said.

"Screwed over by his fellow Irishman." Neptune crossed his arms while shaking his head. "I thought it was them against everyone else."

"There are no teams in racing." Yang stated with a plain, yet somewhat intense look. "Peace was never an option."

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"Fuck me!" Basically swore in frustration.

"Beep beep." Mini said.

"AAH!" Terroriser shouted again as Nogla hit him by throwing a Green shell from behind.

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"And there's the third time Nogla's hit him." Sun said with a laugh.

"Nogla's out for blood against Terroriser." Nora giggled giddily.

"I don't think Brian is going to get first place those time." Pyrrha chuckled.

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"Hahahahaha!" Wildcat laughed at Terroriser before fireballs were thrown. "AAH!"

"All right." Terroriser said with a Red shell in his hand before he had to dodge the incoming fireballs. "AAH!"

"Huh huh huh huh huh." Nogla chuckled as Fourzer0seven passed Terroriser.

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"God, Nogla's laughing is annoying." Tai chuckled with a sigh. "It's like he's inadvertently taunting you with the way he laughs."

"That's not a laugh. That's a chortle." Qrow said. "The laugh of an idiot."

"Ah, sweet. You can even throw fire balls at people." Yang said with an excited look. "Now I want to try out MarioKart for myself."

"I can all ready envision how that's going to go." Weiss blandly spoke.

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"How many of us are there?" Basically asked.

"Hey!" Terroriser shouted at Fourzer0seven before throwing his Red shell.

"Fuck you, Brian!" Fourzer0seven yelled back at Terroriser.

However, when Terroriser threw his Red shell, Wildcat came in, passing out Terroriser while throwing fireballs and destroying the Red shell before it could hit Fourzer0seven.

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"Oh!!" Jaune gasped with wide eyes.

"What a shot!" Yang said with an impressed look.

"The fire ball of the century." Ruby said in equal astonishment.

"Now that is pure luck, if I've ever seen it." Roman stated.

'That both ruined and made a clip all at once." Neo signed.

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"FUCK YOU!" Fourzer0seven yelled in regards to Red shell before it had been destroyed.

"Na-Hah!" Terroriser gave short chuckle at Fourzer0seven's yell while being passed out by everyone else.

"We're all here!" Mini said as everyone, save Nogla who continued to chuckle, was all close to each other on the course.

"All the anger." Nogla chuckled.

"How did that not hit me, I have no idea." Fourzer0seven said as he dodged some of the fireballs.

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"You got saved by a fire ball, dude." Sun chuckled.

"Man, everyone is neck and neck at this point." Neptune said.

"It looks like it's going to be a close race." Ren observed.

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"No!" Mini groaned as he ended up in last place.

"I hit it with my fucking fireballs, Scotty." Wildcat said to Fourzer0seven.

"Oh, thanks, man." Fourzer0seven replied back.

"I saved your fucking life, dude." Wildcat said with a small chuckle.

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"That's another time in this video someone inadvertently saved another from an item." Oobleck said before taking a sip of his coffee.

"With how often everyone is throwing items at each other, it's bound to happen." Glynda said.

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"Oh, uh-oh." Basically said as Terroriser started to gain speed.

"Wooh!" Terroriser cheered before a Bullet Bill shot past him.

"Oh, Bullet Bill!" Wildcat shouted.

"Jesus!" Fourzer0seven shouted as well. "Hahaha!"

"Uh-oh. Uh-oh." Basically, who was the Bullet Bill, said in worry as Terroriser had activated a Star item he got and steadily gained speed towards him.

"Frantic mode is bullshit, man." Wildcat complained.

"It is bullshit." Basically agreed. "Wait, who's running double Stars right behind me?!"

"Me and-me and Brian." Wildcat said with with a laugh.

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"Someone's about to get screwed." Qrow remarked with a chuckle.

"Two people coming up behind with an item that makes them invulnerable and able to pass you out has to be a scary thing to notice." Yang laughed a bit.

"Especially two people that seem to show some proficiency at this game." Weiss added.

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"Haha!" Terroriser chuckled in response as he entered 3rd.

"Bep bep bep be-be-ba-dap." Wildcat sang as he neared close behind Terroriser.

The video cut again and to show Wildcat ahead of Terroriser before he ran into a Goomba.

"Oh, gimme something. Gimme something." Mini said as his item block cycled.

"Goomba, you cock!" Wildcat shouted at the Goomba he hit as Terroriser had gotten triple Red shells, throwing one forward. "No! I fucking boosted off the map! Go go go go!"

"Oh, who gets-who gets a fucking Star in second place?!" Terroriser shouted as the Red shell he threw at Basically had no affect when he activated his Star item.

"Suck my dick, bitch!" Basically taunted Terroriser. "Frantic mode!"

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"Oh, it's all going crazy." Jaune said as he started to laugh.

"Brian's real shocked that Marcel got a Star." Neptune said. "I take it that's not a normal thing for people in second place?"

"The further up you are in positioning, the less likely you're going to get the more helpful and bat-shit items." Al Duty said.

"And given by Marcel's tone, I take it Frantic mode changes that up a bit." Weiss said.

"Frantic mode is basically no bars hold. You're more likely to get more damaging items than you usually do." Al Duty added in after Weiss.

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"Huh huh huh!" Nogla chuckled at Basically.

"Frantic mode!" Wildcat mimicked Basically in a similar sing-song tone.

"Frantic mode." Mini sang as well while Terroriser threw his other two Red shells forward.

"I thought frantic mode was gonna help me." Wildcat said.

"NOOO!!" Basically screamed bloody murder as the two Red shells hit him.

"Yes! Frantic mode, bitch!" Terroriser taunted at Basically.

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"Yeah, Basically set himself up again." Yang chuckled.

'I know someone who isn't getting first place.' Neo signed with a knowing smirk while silently giggling.

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"Kobe!" Mini shouted as he threw a Blue shell, which had wings and spikes.

The video quickly cut to Terroriser in 2nd with a golden mushroom.

"Oh. Frantic mode, let's go!" Terroriser shouted as he rapidly activated his golden mushroom, speed boosting him several times.

""Go go go go go!"" Terroriser and Wildcat shouted as Terroriser narrowly missed being hit by an attacking Piranha plant.

"Yay." Nogla half-heartedly cheered as he finished first.

"Here comes two stars." Wildcat said as Terroriser drove off a ramp and glided further towards the finish line with a a parachute.

"Ahh!" Terroriser shouted as he accidentally clipped a tree. "Ahh!"

"No no no!" Mini shouted.

"I'm off the map! I'm off the map! I'm off the map!" Basically shouted as Terroriser finished 2nd.

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"Wow. It seems everything is going bad at the end for everyone." Tai said with humored surprise.

"The anxiety's getting to them." Ozpin said with a chuckle.

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"Wooh! Yes! Yes!" Fourzer0seven cheered.

"Oh, I brought it back." Basically hurriedly said. "No way!"

"Fuck! I finished dead last!" Wildcat shouted in anger.

"God dammit!" Fourzer0seven swore.

"That's like the first time ever!" Wildcat continued.

"You suck!" Mini taunted Wildcat.

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"Oof. They're gonna lure that over Wildcat's head." Yang winced with a smile.

"There's another place completed." Ruby giggled. "Terroriser got second and Wildcat got last."

"Nogla silently got first." Sun added in. "He was quiet for most of that race."

"It sounded like Craig, Scott, and Marcel had a three-way battle at the end." Pyrrha observed. "I can only imagine it getting worse from here."

"Which also means it's going to get better." Nora excitedly giggled.

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"Man the-we Irish, we're good." Terroriser said in regards to himself and Nogla.

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"Oh, yeah. The two Irish guys beat everyone else out." Jaune realized before laughing a bit.

"That's going to hurt everyone else's pride." Ruby said as she laughed as well.

"Apparently they have more skill than everyone else at the game." Glynda said.

"That has to be the equivalent of two Vacuoans beating every Atlesian in a Tournament." Tai softly chuckled.

"If anything, it's going to cause everyone else to try more in order to beat out Brian and Nogla." Oobleck stated.

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It was back on the level selecting screen as the video zoomed in on Nogla's Mii.

"Look it-just look at Old Man Hitler! I can't take him seriously." Terroriser said while giggling.

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"Still on the Old Man Hitler bit." Weiss said.

"To be fair, it is goofy that Nogla's the only person who decided to make their character an old dude." Yang pointed out to the Heiress.

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"Go easy on me." Mini read from his Mii.

The video transitioned to them playing on Bowser's castle, the race having all ready started with Terroriser in 5th.

"Who hit me with the—?" Wildcat began to asked before Basically came racing in with a boom box.

"Bam-bam-bam!" Basically mimicked the boom box when he activated it, messing up Terroriser, Fourzer0seven, and Wildcat.

"Oh!" Terroriser shouted.

"Fucking cock licker fuck!" Wildcat yelled at Basically.

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"Ooh! Someone's getting more colorful with their vocabulary." Roman chuckled.

"I just learned a new combination of swears today." Qrow said. "And I have Wildcat to thank for it."

"It's only the start of the game and Wildcat's getting mad." Ruby nervously giggled a bit.

"His aggression levels are rising." Blake said.

"Playing a competitive video game for more than five minutes will do that to someone." Sun gave in his input.

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"Ohoho!" Terroriser chuckled as he and Fourzer0seven passed out Wildcat.

"I got hit by everything!" Wildcat screamed as Terroriser continued to chuckle.

"I just got hit by, like, four items right in my pussy." Wildcat complained, prompting Terroriser to laugh some more as he passed through a rotating chain of fireballs before dodging a very large mace that swung from the ceiling.

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"I didn't know he had one." Yang said with a small smirk.

"Seriously?" Weiss gave Yang a displeased look.

"Not my fault you're a prude." Yang replied back.

"Poor Wildcat. It's only the start of the race and he's getting attacked by everything." Nora said with a giggle.

"And it seems this particular course is designed to ensure that getting attacked is far more likely." Ren observed. "What with the giant ceiling and the lava esthetic."

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"Hehe." Fourzer0seven chuckled.

"And I hit that big ball!" Wildcat shouted. "Fuck me!"

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"My point has been proven." Ren said with a small, humored smile.

"Did Wildcat cross a black cat, or walk under a ladder before he started this race?" Jaune asked with a short chuckle. "He's getting bashed at every turn."

"Which will no doubt do nothing to quell his anger." Pyrrha softly giggled.

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"Hahahahaha!" Basically laughed.

"Brian, don't bother." Mini said to Terroriser.

"Oh, shit!" Terroriser said as he hit another set of roaring fireballs.

"Oh, you missed. It doesn't matter. Have a great day." Mini said to Terroriser as he drove past him.

In response to this Terroriser activated his Star item as he and Mini drove towards two twisting and flexing parts of the track that had a giant lava monster of Boswer in the middle slowly swinging fists while standing in a pool of lava.

"No!" Mini shouted as Terroriser hit him with his Star power up. "Stop!"

"Hahaha!" Terroriser laughed as he entered back into 2nd. "What were you saying?!"

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"I can think of one guy who just casted bad luck on himself." Yang chuckled a bit.

"Yeah, Mini invoked that one from Terroriser." Ruby said with a humored smile.

"And Brian's gonna milk it for what it's worth." Neptune chuckled.

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"Fuck you, Red shell!" Basically shouted from behind.

"Have a great day, Brian." Mini called out to Terroriser as Fourzer0seven laughed.

"I'll talk to later buddy, love you." Terroriser said to Mini.

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"Aw. Even though they taunted each other, they're still being friendly." Ruby smiled.

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"You're a bitch, Tyler!" Basically yelled at Wildcat, who laughed in response.

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"Though, it seems not everyone is keen on being friendly." Weiss remarked with a soft chuckle.

"Well it can't always be sunshine's and rainbows." Ruby sighed a bit. "As much as I'd want it to be."

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"Eat my hass!" Wildcat yelled at Basically as he laughed before pausing. "Eat my hass?"

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This has prompted many in the audience to double take on what Wildcat said, most of the chuckling and laughing.

"Well there's a charming way to say that phrase." Ozpin remarked as he gave a quiet chuckle.

"Oh, the butchering of grammar here." Oobleck shook his head.

"Eat my hass?" Yang related before throwing her head back and laughing. "Hahahaha!"

"How do you mess that up?" Qrow asked as he laughed.

"Eat my hass." Roman chuckled. "That-that's good."

'Eat my hass!' Neo signed as she silently laughed.

"You cannot write this stuff!" Sun said as he and Neptune laughed.

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"Eat my hass!" Mini mimicked Wildcat as Terroriser parachuted over a lava geyser.

"God damn it!" Basically swore while Nogla chuckled.

"Eat my hass!" Mini said with an accent as Terroriser had gotten a Blue shell.

"Hehe. Heat my hass!" Wildcat said again, this time with the same accent Mini had used.

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"And they just made it better." Neptune said as he continued to laugh.

"When he say's it like, it sounds like it's code for something." Blake chuckled.

"What would it be code for?" Pyrrha asked as she giggled.

Blake merely shrugged as she continued to chuckle.

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"Bye!" Mini said while Terroriser threw his Blue shell.

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"Ooh. Terroriser just threw a Blue shell!" Nora excitedly pointed out.

"It really does have wings." Ruby said.

"Whoever is in first is about to have a rough a time." Glynda said with a small, humored smile.

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"Oh, fuck." Nogla said as he was blown up by the Blue shell.

"Haha!" Terroriser chuckled as he drove closer to Nogla, who was about to start the second lap, while two people with Stars drove from behind. "Ah, there's Nogla! All the way up there."

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"Looks like Nogla's the one that's gonna hit with the Blue shell." Yang chuckled.

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"Ohhh." Nogla sighed as Wildcat mimicked the Star theme. "Ah, yes. Yes. You're a bitch."

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"The sound of a sad and annoyed man." Tai chuckled a bit.

"To be fair, he's got first place twice now. It's time for a change of pace." Qrow said with a humored smirk.

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"Fuck off!" Terroriser shouted to the two people behind him with Stars while he got an item box.

"I feel like Brian, like, is the fastest possible character—fucking lasers!" Wildcat said before giving frustration towards one of the blue lasers he had hit.

"Fricking lasers!" Terroriser spoke with a lisp as he activated his Piranha plant item before getting hit by a Red shell. "Get fricking lasered!"

"Fricking laser beams!" Basically shouted.

"Fricking laser beams attached to their fricking heads!" Wildcat mimicked as well.

"To their heads!" Terroriser said at the same time.

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"Okay, what are they referencing there?" Jaune rose his brow.

"Another Dr. Evil thing." Al Duty told him.

"Well even though we don't understand the reference, the voices they're doing are funny." Nora shrugged with a giggle.

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"I'm getting bullied." Mini said as he was being hit by items from Nogla.

"At least you're not in fucking last." Basically said to Mini.

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"What's worse? Being in last place or being further ahead while being pelted by items from your friends?" Sun asked.

"Well, being pelted is just annoying. Being in last place is just sad." Yang answered him.

"Yeah, this game has not been kind fo Basically so far." Ruby shook her head with a laugh. "He and Scott have gotten the lowest positions overall."

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"Oh!" Nogla groaned as Terroriser hit him with his Piranha plant, knocking him off course.

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"What kind of carnivorous plant is that?" Weiss asked.

"The Piranha plant. When in use, it automatically chomps at any item or player that gets near the person using the plant." Al Duty stated. "But it's for timed use only, and it can't block a Blue shell, so there's that."

"So it's essentially an automatic attack dog for the racers." Port surmised. "Well, attack plant to be more precise."

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"Fucking, let's go, Joe!" Terroriser said while mimicking Nogla's yelling voice.

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"Heheheh!" Nora giggled.

"That's pretty close to how Nogla yells." Jaune laughed a bit.

"Who's Joe?" Ruby asked.

"Nogla's dog." Al Duty told her.

"Nogla would be the kind of guy that names his dog Joe." Yang said.

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The video cut to Terroriser in first with Triple Green shells.

"Oh, shit." Terroriser said as he saw the Blue shell icon heading his way.

"Whoever's in first should probably slow down." Nogla said as the Blue shell swirled over Terroriser before slamming down on him and blowing up.

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"Talk about a table-turn." Blake remarked.

"What goes around, comes back around." Ren said. "Terroriser hits Nogla with a Blue shell, and now Nogla hits Terroriser with the same item."

"Does slowing down actually get the Blue shell off your back?" Ruby asked. "As in, letting someone else take the lead so you can dodge it?"

"That used to be the case, but now it permanently targets you, even if you just fell back from first." Al Duty told her.

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"Fuck." Terroriser said, throwing his Green shells backwards before the Blue shell blew up.

"Oh, I hate this. I hate this. I wanna die. I wanna die." Mini said.

"Oh, Tyler!" Terroriser shouted at Wildcat who had passed him just as the Blue shell had blow up.

"Ohohohoho!" Wildcat loudly chuckled.

"How did he drive through it?" Terroriser asked before he was hit from a Red shell that Wildcat had thrown back at him. "Fuck!"

"Ahaha!" Nogla and Wildcat laughed as Nogla and Mini passed Terroriser. "You hit him with that Red shell. That was amazing!"

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"And Wildcat takes the lead!" Yang cheered a bit.

"Blown up and then hit by a Red shell. Talk about a double whammy." Roman commented.

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"Oh, my God." Mini said.

"Oh, you bitch!" Fourzer0sevn shouted at Basically.

The video cut to Terroriser driving up towards Mini with triples mushrooms before he was hit with fireballs that had been thrown backwards.

"What?!" Terroriser shouted.

"Oh, the shell protected me." Mini said as he was protected from the fireballs.

"Fuck you, Scott!!" Basically shouted at Fourzer0seven.

"No thank you!" Fourzer0seven said as he hit Terroriser with a Red shell and drove past him.

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"What, so willing to do to Basically, but you won't let him do it you?" Sun asked before shaking his head with a mock frown. "Talk about double standards."

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"Fuck you, Scott." Terroriser said.

"Mmm, yeah I suck." Mini said as he, Fourzer0seven, and Terroriser neared the roaring fireballs.

"Fuck you, Scott." Wildcat mimicked what the others were saying.

"Fuck you, Scott!" Terroriser shouted as he was hit with a Red shell.

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"Geez. Everyone's going against Scott now." Neptune chuckled.

"I wonder how much further it's going to trend." Yang joked.

"He hit Brian with two Red shells now, so it's more warranted." Weiss said with a soft giggle.

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"Hehehahaha." Wildcat laughed as Nogla chuckled.

Terroriser now had gotten a Bullet Bill as he neared the giant lava Bowser again.

"No! Fucking Red shell!" Wildcat shouted as Terroriser activated his Bullet Bill.

"Oh, I got hit by a Red shell." Nogla said. "It was mean."

"Oh, Craig!" Terroriser shouted as he roared over to Mini, who had triple Red shells.

"No!!" Mini yelled ad Terroriser hit him, passing him out. "You cunt muffin!"

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Immediately everyone started to laugh and chuckle at Mini's words.

"I'm sorry, a what?" Glynda asked, abruptly laughing a bit.

"What the hell is a cunt muffin?" Roman asked as he and Neo laughed.

"Well there's another phrase of the day." Yang said as she too laughed.

"How do they come up with these unique swear words?" Tai chuckled as he wiped away a tear.

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"No, Joe!" Wildcat mimicked Nogla yelling.

"You ca-you cunt muffin!" Terroriser mimicked Mini with a laugh. "You British fuck! You cunt muffin!"

"You fucking cunt muffin." Nogla mimicked Mini with a British accent.

"Hehe!" Mini chuckled in response.

"Nyeeah!" Terroriser groaned as he activated a Mushroom item he had got, trying to get away from the oncoming Red shell, only to he hit by it.

"God damn it." Basically swore again. "I lost."

"See you, Tyler." Nogla said to Wildcat.

"No! AAAH!" Wildcat shouted as he fought against Nogla for first place.

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"Oh, we're getting to the end now." Jaune said, still chuckling after Mini's line, which was fueled by Terroriser's remark.

"Sounds like it's going to be Wildcat against Nogla." Nora said with a short chuckle.

"Tyler really brought it back after such a bad start." Weiss said.

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"Da da da da da-da-da-da-bap. Da da da da-da-da-da-bap." Mini sang the Star theme again as he passed Terroriser.

"AAAH!!" Nogla shouted.

"AH HA HA!" Wildcat triumphantly laughed. "YEAH HAHAHA!"

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"And it sounds like Wildcat just won." Ruby giggled a bit.

"Wooh!" Yang threw her hands in the air. "Nogla didn't get first again!"

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"No!" Terroriser cried out as Fourzer0seven passed him with a Star, putting Terroriser in 5th.

"Let's go!" Fourzer0seven shouted.

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"It seems like it wasn't a great race for the Irish overall." Qrow remarked with a chuckle.

"Well, I'm glad that Scott was able to get further than fifth and sixth place this time." Pyrrha smiled a bit.

"Can't say the same for Basically though." Sun added in.

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"The clutchest Green shell in the world!" Wildcat declared.

"Shit..." Terroriser groaned. "I got fucked at the very end."

"Wooh!" Mini lightly cheered.

"Fuck me." Basically groaned.

"Dammit!" Terroriser groaned as he finished 5th place.

"I wasn't even in that one." Basically said.

"That was the clutchest Green shell ever." Wildcat said again as Mini coughed. "Eat a dick, Nogla."

"Ah, shit." Nogla said. "That's pretty good."

"Shit." Terroriser groaned again.

"I tried to dodge it too." Nogla added in.

"The Irishmen are up front." Mini said as the overall scores were shown.

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"Even though they weren't at their best, Mr. Hanby and Nogla still have the best overall scores." Ozpin said.

"Everyone's going to need to work harder if they want to truly beat out the two Irish." Oobleck stated.

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"Oh, I just gave Nogla Link's prepubescent cock right in his mouth." Wildcat said.

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"Bleugh!" Weiss gagged at Wildcat's remark.

"Okay then..." Yang awkwardly chuckled.

"Good to see Wildcat's being extra colorful today." Tai shared the same expression as his eldest daughter.

"Too colorful." Glynda said with a disturbed look.

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"Yeah." Nogla said.

"Ohohokay." Mini responded to Wildcat's remark.

"Ahh. I got fucked in the last lap." Terroriser said.

"I actually-I realized the other day that Wario has the same voice as Nogla when he's angry." Terroriser told everyone as they waited for a level to be randomly selected.

"Hahahaha!" Fourzer0seven chuckled.

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"Wait, hehe, what?" Ruby chuckled with a raised brow.

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"Like: Wario! Wario!" Terroriser went on, sounding like Wario in his speech and causing everyone to laugh. "And then think about it. Think about it. It goes-and then it goes: Wario! No, Joe! Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed as the level loaded up for them to play on Moo Moo Meadows.

"Oh, my God." Mini said after laughing.

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"Huh. Well I guess if that's how that Wario guy sounds, then it's spot on for Nogla." Sun laughed a bit.

"Who knew he had the same voice of a video game character when he's angry." Neptune said.

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"Wario, Let's a go, Joe!" Terroriser gave his Wario and Nogla impersonation again as everyone started their engines.

"When do you hold it again?" Basically asked. "Is it at beginning-at one?"

"Two-two seconds." Nogla said.

"Two. Right now." Terroriser said as the countdown went to two. "Now, now, now, now."

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"What are they talking about now?" Pyrrha asked after having chuckled from Terroriser comparing Wario to Nogla.

"So, basically, if you time holding done the engine starting button at the right moment, you get a speed boost when the race begins." Al Duty explained.

"Oh. That would be a little helpful." Jaune said.

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The moment the race started however, Terroriser's bike blew a gasket, causing him stall.

"Ooh, shit. I fucked up." Terroriser said before being able to drive his bike. "Hah! Not like that."

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"I take it that's what happens when you time it wrong?" Blake asked, though knowing that she was most likely right.

"Yep." Al Duty replied.

"Well Terroriser just screwed himself." Yang remarked with a smile.

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The video cut to Terroriser driving up behind Mini with a Piranha plant.

"Oh, bye, Mario." Terroriser said to Mini as the Piranha plant chomped on him.

"It's too quiet." Basically said.

"Oh, you dick!" Mini yelled at Terroriser.

"It's too quiet. It's the calm before the storm." Wildcat said, prompting Nogla to chuckle.

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"It's too quiet because everyone's trying to focus on actually winning the race." Roman said, crossing his arms with a smirk.

"They're going into try hard mode now." Yang stated.

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"Marcel." Terroriser said to Basically as he gained up on him. "Marcel. Marcel!"

"What, bitch?" Basically asked as he and Terroriser jumped a ramp while the latter's Piranha plant had been used up.

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"Missed him by an inch." Sun shook his head. "You hate to see it."

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"Ah... I was right up your ass." Terroriser said to Basically before ramming into one of his triple bananas.

"Hey, Nogla! Hey, Nogla, you like boom boxes?" Wildcat asked as he gained up on Nogla.

"Oh, you bitch!" Terroriser swore at Basically.

"It's not my fault you're driving into my shit." Basically retorted to Terroriser.

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"Not only did Brian miss, he ran into Marcel's bananas." Blake said. "And now that I say it out loud, that is something I never thought I'd hear myself say."

"Who ever thought bananas could be used to such devastating effect." Ruby giggled.

"The one time potassium actually hurts you." Nora remarked.

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"What's up, baby?" Fourzer0seven yelled out as he hit Terroriser with a boom box.

"Fuck!" Terroriser shouted as he was passed out by Fourzer0seven and Mini.

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"Oh! And it just got worse for him." Yang chuckled.

"Now it's Brian who's having a bad start." Weiss stated.

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The video cut to everyone on their second lap as Terroriser had gotten a Bullet Bill.

"I'm getting shit on." Fourzer0seven said.

"Oh, here we go!" Terroriser said as he activated his Bullet Bill. "Here we go. Hoh. Hoh."

"A fucking Bullet Bill? Fuck you!" Wildcat angrily said to Terroriser, who mischievously chuckled in response.

"See you later! Losers!" Terroriser said as he impersonated a nerdy person with a lisp while entering the third lap.

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"And he brought it back with the Bullet Bill." Jaune smiled.

"While also bringing in one of the funniest nerd voices I've ever heard." Yang giggled at the sight.

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However, just as Terroriser entered the third lap, his Bullet Bill deactivated, allowing him to be hit with a Red shell.

"Oh, shit I—!" Terroriser continued with a lisp nerd voice as he was hit.

"Frantic mode fucking blows wieners, dude." Wildcat bitterly said.

"Yes!" Mini cheered from behind.

"Hah. You put it on!" Basically laughed at Wildcat.

"I thought it would help me, cause I'm usually in first!" Wildcat replied.

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"Sometimes in trying to ensure victory, we end up solidifying our defeat." Ren sagely spoke.

"By choosing Frantic mode, Tyler allowed for everyone to use it to their own separate advantages, thus making more difficult for him to use towards his own." Blake conccured with Ren.

"I'm short terms, he went overboard." Neptune stated.

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"Stop throwing the Red shells backwards! Dumbass!" Basically angrily shouted while Mini passed Terroriser.

"No! Fuck you, piece of shit!" Wildcat shot back. "They're too far ahead of me for it to be useful."

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"Things are heating up between Wildcat and Basically." Yang rubbed her hands together.

"Let the raging commence!" Nora said in a dramatic voice.

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As that went on, Terroriser had activated a Triple mushroom item he had gotten, only for a Red shell to be indicated heading his way.

"Well then fuck you." Fourzer0seven said.

"Fuck you, Craig!" Terroriser shouted at Mini as he was hit by the Red shell, right in front of several cows.

"That wasn't me!" Mini shouted back.

"Eat a dick, Tyler." Basically to Wildcat as another Red shell was coming up behind Terroriser.

"Fuck you!!" Wildcat shouted at Basically. "You fucking wiener eater!!"

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"Despite its meaning, that was actually quite a more lenient insult compared to Mr. Wine's usual behavior." Glynda said with a humored look and a raised brow.

"There's a first for everything." Ozpin said.

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"Eat a dick, Scott." Basically said to Fourzer0seven.

"Scott!" Mini angrily yelled.

"Eat a dick, Mini." Basically said.

"That's three in a row!!" Mini screeched.

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"Oh, wow!" Tai chuckled. "Was that loud or what?"

"He could crack glass with that high of a pitch." Qrow joked.

"Craig reached a higher octave than Scott did." Weiss said with a surprised chuckle.

"That kind of thing happens when you have a light voice." Ruby said to Weiss while chuckling.

"Mini sounded like a bird for a second." Yang laughed.

"And yet, it didn't hurt my ears like when Scott yelled." Blake added in.

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""Ahahaha!"" Both Basically and Terroriser laughed.

"Tha-what was that voice?" Nogla asked with a chuckle.

"Jesus Christ. I didn't know that he could hit that high of an octave." Terroriser said before activating a Star item.

"Hehehehe." Wildcat chuckled.

"You're like Ariana Grande." Nogla said in regards to Mini.

"He just raged so hard he went back through puberty again." Wildcat said, causing Terroriser and Nogla to chuckle.

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"Yeah. Heheheh!" Yang chuckled in agreement.

'It sent him all the way back to Grade school.' Neo signed with a silent giggle.

"Man, would it suck for something like that to actually happen." Jaune chuckled a bit. "Going through puberty is the worst."

"I know I would. My voice always kept cracking." Ruby said with a dreadful expression.

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"Yeah. Did your voice crack there?" Terroriser asked Mini.

"Ugh..." Mini groaned.

"Second. We'll take it. We'll take it." Terroriser said as he finished the race. "Who's first?"

"I was in first and now I'm in fifth." Mini bitterly said.

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"That's gotta bite." Sun commented.

"It hurts more depending on the amount of time he was in first." Ren stated.

"It would be a real pain if he was first the whole race, and then got last right at the end." Neptune said.

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"Hoh! Hoh! Hoh! Hoh! Hoh! Hoh! AAH! God damn it." Wildcat yelled as he drove towards the finish line.

"DAMN IT!" Fourzer0seven furiously shouted.

"Scott hasn't talked this entire fucking race." Terroriser laughed.

"Music to my ears." Nogla said.

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"I guess Nogla likes the sound of his angry friends." Tai said.

"The sadist." Qrow remarked.

"The sound of their defeat, is the sound of his victory." Port stated with a raised finger.

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The video cut to everyone starting on Sunshine Airport.

"All right. Terminal on Modern Warfare 2. Let's go." Mini said as an image of the Terminal from MW2 was shown.

"He's probably gonna say: Ah, I don't wanna play now." Terroriser said as everyone started to race through the airport.

"Hah! Terminal?" Basically asked Mini. "We're playing on fucking Terminal."

"Hahaha!" Wildcat laughed alongside Nogla.

"Terminal." Terroriser laughed. "New DLC!"

"You're the last one, compete the mission." Wildcat said.

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"Modern Warfare." Ruby repeated the words. "That sounds like another shooter game."

"It's another Call of Duty game." Al Duty said.

"Ah." Ruby nodded.

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""Hahaha."" Terroriser, Nogla, and Basically laughed in response as everyone drove under an airplane and towards a ramp.

"Trick shot off the plane." Mini said in a Nogla-Esc tone, bouncing off a landing wheel while miraculously dodging an oncoming Green shell.

"Oh, that should have hit you." Terroriser said to Mini. "Oh, that's—."

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"Another miraculous dodge." Roman commented. "I swear, it's more luck than anything else."

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"Trick shot. Trick shot. Trick shot." Basically said.

"That skimmed my nut sack." Terroriser said in regards to the Green shell as he and Wildcat ramped up over to the wing of an open airplane.

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"Gross. But another narrow dodge nonetheless." Pyrrha said.

"The race just started and we're all ready having close calls." Jaune said in regards to Terroriser and Mini dodging the Green shell.

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"Yeah, it was me." Mini spoke closely into his mic.

"Oh, you took my coins. You bitch!" Wildcat said as he and Terroriser neared a cut off at the course. "Now I have to get my coins again."

"Ah. Yes!" Terroriser spoke with the nerd tone again as he glided up towards a twisting track that hovered over the ocean.

"You took my coins. You took my jobs!" Mini said in a grainy voice.

"No." Basically said.

"How is that fat fuck Wario so fast on that bike?" Wildcat asked as the video cut to Terroriser parachuting down towards the airport terminal with a Red shell in his hand. "It shouldn't even fit his ass."

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"It has to be the weight he carries added by momentum." Oobleck stated. "He's heavy, definitely, but once he gets going, that weight transfers to help push him forward on the track, thus increasing his speed."

"So are you saying that if me and Port raced with dirt bikes, Port would end up being faster than me?" Qrow asked the green-haired teacher.

"Are you calling me fat?" Port asked Qrow.

"Are you calling you fat?" Qrow asked back.

"It is a possibility that Peter would end up being faster down the line." Oobleck answered Qrow's question.

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"That's a fine ass, though." Mini said with a Texan accent.

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"Someone had their priorities straight." Yang mischievously chuckled.

'He has a lot of cake.' Neo signed with a smirk.

"Eyes on the road, Mini." Ruby said to Craig.

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"Hehe." Terroriser chuckled.

"Yeah-Hah! It really does." Nogla chuckled.

"It's like a fucking bear on a unicycle. How is that fast?" Wildcat continued to question.

"Haha!" Terroriser laughed in response, along with Mini.

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"Well now that Wildcat put that image in my head, all I can see Terroriser as an Ursa on a unicycle." Nora said as she laughed a bit.

"To be fair though, this bear is not on a unicycle." Neptune pointed out with a smile.

"It's on one of the best modes of transportation ever created." Yang said with a proud smirk. "Motorcycles will always be superior."

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The video cut to Terroriser, still in first place, on the second lap as he just finished gliding up to the hovering track.

"Waha! No, Joe!" Terroriser did his Wario/Nogla voice again.

"Huhehe." Nogla chuckled.

"Hehehaha!" Mini chuckled as well.

"It's a me, Daiti!" Nogla did his own Wario impression.

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"Oh, please don't do that." Weiss said with a disturbed chuckle.

"It sounds funny when Terroriser does it, but it's just plain weird when Nogla does it." Sun said before putting his hand up to his chin for a moment. "Oh, great. Now I'm showing double standards."

"Nogla just sounded like a little monster right there." Jaune said.

"I think it's a little funny." Pyrrha said in defense. "In it's own... disturbing way."

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"Hehe. Oh, jeez." Terroriser chuckled as he glided down to the terminal.

"Haha! Oh, don't ever do that again." Mini said to Nogla.

"Yeah, please don't." Terroriser agreed.

"It's a me, Daithi." Wildcat repeated.

"Daithi." Terroriser said while doing the Wario voice again.

The video then cut to the third lap as Terroriser, with squid ink on his screen, was just about to parachute down from the hovering track again.

"If that hits me in mid-air, I'm gonna—." Wildcat warned.

"It's gonna hit you." Basically said to Wildcat.

"Fucking bitch!!" Wildcat shouted. "I was almost out of frame and it made me fall off the fucking level, dude!"

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"Oh, you hate to see it." Ruby shook her head while laughing.

"R.I.P." Nora said with a snide smile.

"You know, I think Tyler has had the worst luck in this video." Blake analyzed. "He's either getting hit by items, getting beat out by Nogla or Terroriser, or the map is working against him."

"Well, like Ren said earlier, he set himself up for all of this when he put on Frantic mode." Weiss said.

"And now he reaps what he sewed." Yang spoked in a dramatic tone.

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"Baim-budum-baim!" Mini mimicked Wildcat's yelling.

"Oh, man." Nogla said.

"A little trick." Terroriser said as he neared the finish line with a mushroom item in hand.

"Come on baby. Come on baby." Basically repeated.

"Ah! A little trick shot before the end! Go, go, go, go!" Terroriser hurriedly said as he tried to near the finish line, only to be hit by a Red shell.

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"Oh, that's gotta hurt." Nora winced.

"Stopped just a few feet away from the finish line. Ouch." Sun chuckled.

"Now the question is if Brian will be able to recover from it in time." Blake said.

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"Please. Don't. Not at the end! Not at the end!" Terroriser said as he tried to drive towards the finish line once more.

Luckily for him though, he was able to finish in 1st.

"Oh... I thought someone was gonna lap me at the very end." Terroriser sighed while Nogla groaned.

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"Lady Luck was his face today." Qrow commented.

"Right after Mister Misfortune nearly screwed gum over." Tai said to his old teammate.

"Well, that's another win for Terroriser." Yang said.

"Which is another win for the Irish." Ruby added in.

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"Hahaha." Nogla chuckled a bit.

"Come on. Let me get third." Basically said.

"Goooo... Yeah-haha!" Wildcat cheered as the racing results were shown with him passing out Mini in 4th with Basically in 3rd, and Fourzer0seven in 6th. "I passed Mini last second. Someone made him eat a dick."

"Come on baby." Basically calmly celebrated.

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"Oh, hey. Marcel was able to get third this time." Pyrrha smiled. "Good for him."

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"All right boys." Nogla said.

"MmmmmMm!!" Mini groaned into his hands in the background.

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Everyone in the audience was caught off guard from Mini's groaning before they all started to laugh an chuckle.

"Oh, poor Mini." Ruby chuckled.

"First his puberty screech and now his death moan!" Yang laughed out as she clutched her stomach.

"He is broken." Neptune shook his head while laughing.

"I don't think I've ever heard a man make such a defeated noise like that before." Ozpin said while chuckling.

"It's a bit sad to say that I know a bit of Mr. Thompson's pain." Glynda said after a laugh.

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""Hahahaha!"" Basically, Fourzer0seven, and Wildcat laughed in response.

"What the fuck was that?!" Terroriser questioned.

"I just hear screaming." Nogla said.

"Mini's got mad cow disease." Wildcat joked, prompting Terroriser and Nogla to chuckle.

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"Quick! Someone call a medic!" Nora said in between her fit of laughter.

"Me-Medic!" Jaune yelled out while laughing.

"Medic!" Pyrrha joined in with a chuckle

"That is the medic!" Ruby shouted before laughing again.

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"Ahahahahaaaaa...!" Mini groaned some more.

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"We are witnessing the breakdown of a man." Roman chuckled between himself and Neo.

'He's lost it.' Neo signed as she giggled with her hand on her mouth.

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The video cut again to loading screen as they waited to play the next course.

"I'm in fucking third, man." Wildcat said. "These Irish bastards—it's gotta be their ping. It's gotta be their ping."

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"Ping's just the excuse other players use when they don't know how to adapt." Sun firmly stated.

"No it is not." Neptune argued back. "If someone has better ping, it's going to set everyone else back."

"Just because someone else has better ping, doesn't mean they're going to be the best at the game." Sun retorted. "It's all about adapting to the situation."

"Yang. Ruby. You guys play video games. Back me up." Neptune said to the two sisters.

Yang and Ruby shared a look with each other before the latter replied. "Sorry, but we don't have many issues with ping. We just usually play to the best of our abilities."

"Hah!" Sun pointed at Neptune with a triumphant grin, while his partner merely frowned and crossed his arms.

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"Yeah." Nogla said as everyone was at the starting line for Toad Turnpike.

"Lag compensation!" Terroriser said in the nerd voice. "Fix your game, Nintendo!"

"It is lag compensation!" Wildcat stated with his own nerd voice.

"Fix your fucking game!" Terroriser continued with the nerd voice as Nogla chuckled.

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"Oh, I've heard people like that online." Yang chuckled with a small groan.

"The nerd voice describes them well." Sun nodded with a smirk.

"Fix your game, man." Yang mimicked with her own whiny, nerdy voice.

"That sounds mildly annoying." Weiss remarked.

"It might actually be a good thing you don't play video games, Weiss." Ruby said to her partner. "There's a lot of frustrating people out there."

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"Hehe. Play on your own server!" Wildcat yelled in the nerd voice.

"Server! Aha!" Terroriser said at the same time, laughing after the fact as the race started.

""HAHAHAHA!!"" Everyone laughed in response as they started to drive.

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This had prompted most of the students to laugh and chuckle alongside Terroriser and his friends.

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"Stop, Brian." Mini said while chuckling as Terroriser was shown to be in first while driving through cars and trucks.

"Let's go, baby." Fourzer0seven said.

"Oh." Terroriser said as he watched a Green shell shoot past him.

However, he was immediately chomped upon by a Piranha plant that Fourzer0seven had on him.

"Oh, fuck you!" Terroriser shouted before throwing a Red shell.

"Let's go." Fourzer0seven said.

"Yeah, well let's go suck on that one. Bitch." Terroriser said to Fourzer0seven who was immediately hit by the Red shell.

"NOO!!" Fourzer0seven screeched.

"Hahahaha!" Terroriser laughed as Basically and Nogla passed him.

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"Scott just keeps getting screwed at every turn." Jaune winced with a quiet chuckle.

"He gets to a point where he has a leading position, but everyone has a comeback towards him." Pyrrha agreed with her partner.

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"Why did you Red shell me?!" Fourzer0seven asked.

"I'll take you're coins." Terroriser said as he drove towards the coins Fourzer0sven dropped.

"I hate getting hit by Scotty's items." Wildcat said. "I don't know-it just annoys me."

"I got a coin." Basically stated.

"It's cause he rubs it in so much and then he finishes last." Terroriser said before throwing a Blue shell.

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"That would be frustrating." Qrow said in agreement. "The smug guy you keep getting attacked by is the same guy who always comes out dead last."

"It makes you think you suck since you can't get away from the guy who keeps losing." Tai added in.

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"Yeah, he does. He's an asshole about it." Wildcat said in agreement.

""Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!"" Nogla and Basically exclaimed when the Blue shell blew up.

"Let's a go, Joe!" Terroriser yelled out in the Wario voice.

"You can tell this ones gonna be a cluster fuck." Nogla said as Fourzer0seven drove up along the walls of the road.

"Ah-oh, there are just bananas everywhere." Mini said as Terroriser moved up to 4th.

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"It's a minefield." Nora said.

"No. It's clearly a bananafield." Yang smirked.

"Oh, hush, you." Weiss chastised the blonde brawler.

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"Yeah, that's your boy. I got bananas." Wildcat said.

"Fuck!" Basically shouted as the video cut to Terroriser in 1st.

"It's fast and furious!" Wildcat shouted, sounding like Gilbert Godfrey.

"I went from first to fucking last!" Basically stated as Nogla chuckled.

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"Someone's sharing in Mini's pain." Sun chuckled.

"This game has to be such a gut puncher." Neptune said. "One attack from an item can ruin it all for you in a single moment."

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"That's a lot of bananas, holy shit!" Wildcat exclaimed while laughing.

"Hahahaha!" Terroriser laughed as well.

"I told you not to go up there." Basically said to Wildcat.

"It was five fucking bananas." Wildcat said. "I had one more."

"Ba-na-na-na-Banana!" Mini said.

"Oh, shit." Nogla sighed after chuckling.

"There's a lot of ba-na-banana!" Wildcat said in a Bill Cosby voice.

"Hoo-bop, skiddidy—!" Terroriser said with his own Bill Cosby voice, causing Nogla to chuckle again.

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"What voice impression are they doing now?" Ruby asked.

"Well it sounds like they're doing impressions of TV actor Bill Cosby." Al Duty said to Ruby.

"He must be a famous actor for them to be doing impressions of him." Glynda concluded.

"Oh, yeah, he was one of the most famous and beloved actors around." Al Duty said, pausing for a moment before continuing. "Of course he was later found guilty of numerous charges of rape, sexual battery, drugging women, and other accounts of sexual misconduct."

"Well that got dark, fast." Roman commented.

"So it's like the Hitler bit." Blake said with a bland look.

"Mhmm." Al Duty replied.

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"Come on Mario gods, we need a miracle." Basically said as a Blue shell and Red shell headed towards Terroriser.

"No, Joe!" Terroriser shouted in the Wario voice as he was hit by the Blue shell and Red shell.

"There's the miracle!" Basically stated.

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"Taken out by a Blue shell and a Red shell. That is a miracle." Yang remarked with a whistle.

"I suppose Marcel's prayer was heard." Ren commented on the situation with a humored smile.

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The video then cut to Terroriser in 2nd as he was throwing fireballs backwards.

"Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" Nogla warily spoke.

"I shouldn't have picked Link. I should have picked my fucking usual." Wildcat said.

"God damn it! Stop with the flames!" Basically shouted at Terroriser.

"Ahahaha!" Terroriser laughed in response.

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"Terroriser really knows how to piss off his friends." Yang said with a snicker.

"He almost reminds me of you, in that aspect." Weiss said to Yang.

"The only person I make angry is you." Yang waved Weiss off. "We're polar opposites. I'm hot, you're cold."

"I agree we're opposites, but it's very clear you just insulted me while complimenting yourself." Weiss shot back with narrowed eyes.

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The video then cut to Terroriser activating a mushroom item as he drove into another item box.

"Kobe." Mini said.

"Come on." Nogla said.

"Oh, shit. I skidded the wrong way." Terroriser said as he drove into the railing.

"Oh, for fuck's sake." Nogla groaned.

"For what? For what? For what?" Basically asked. "Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!"

Terroriser had then thrown a Boomerang backwards as he neared the Finish line.

"Don't touch me, I'm sterile." Mini said in regards to what Basically had said.

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"What?" Tai asked with a confused chuckle.

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"I won the race!" Wildcat cheered. "Wooh!"

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"Looks like Wildcat finally got a win." Ruby smiled. "Good for him."

"He's broken the Irish's streak." Nora stated.

"And this time Terroriser wasn't there to sneak past him." Blake lightly giggled.

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"Hoo!" Terroriser cheered as he finished 2nd.

"Noooooo..." Basically said while Nogla groaned.

The results were soon shown, revealing that Basically had finished in last place with Fourzer0seven in 5th, Mini in 4th, and Nogla in 3rd.

"Jesus Christ." Fourzer0seven groaned.

"Dammit." Terroriser said as he wasn't able to finish in 1st.

"I'm just incredibly average." Mini stated in regards to his scoring. "Fuck!"

"In all aspects." Terroriser added as Nogla chuckled.

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Terroriser's remark had prompted everyone in the audience to chuckle a bit in response.

"I know what he was going for with that crack." Qrow smirked after chuckling.

"I'd hate to be average in all aspects." Yang said. "Nothing fun ever came from being average."

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"In all aspects." Mini repeated with a chuckle.

"Yay! Scott, two digits!" Terroriser cheered for Fourzer0seven as the overall scoring had him finally at a two-digit number, that being ten points.

""Hahahaha!"" Wildcat and Terroriser laughed and chuckled.

"We did it." Nogla said.

"Have we done ten races? Is that how I have ten?" Fourzer0seven asked, prompting Terroriser and Wildcat to laugh some more.

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"Hahahaha! That's right. Scott's gotten last practically every race." Yang laughed out.

"Breaking double digits at last has to be some kind of reward on its own." Jaune chuckled.

"He has had the worst positioning this entire race." Ruby shook her head with a giggle.

"Mini may be incredibly average, but Scott is just poor." Nora snickered a bit.

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""Hahahaha!"" Everyone else laughed in response.

"That's really depressing." Mini chuckled as the level selecting screen was shown again. "I'm laughing in pain."

"Cause whenever Scott hits you with an object, he's just like: Yo, suck it, bitch! Suck on that!" Terroriser mimicked in regards to Fourzer0seven, prompting the others to chuckle and laugh. "And then he'll finish last. Heh."

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"That's karma if I've ever heard of it." Ren calmly chuckled.

"He probably gets frustrated that everyone keeps beating him, so whenever the opportunity arises to hit someone with an item, he goes all out." Pyrrha suggested.

"What do you mean, "probably"?" Yang asked before before giving a scoffing chuckle. "He's definitely frustrated."

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The video then cut to everyone about to start the Piranha Plant Slide track.

"All right, another race, Boooyy!" Nogla loudly said in an annoying tone.

It cut to Terroriser in 3rd with Triple bananas as everyone was currently raving in the sewers of the map.

"Oh, this is confusing." Fourzer0seven said with an Irish accent while Terroriser and Wildcat drove into each other.

"Stop throwing bananas!" Basically yelled.

"Goomba, fuck you!" Terroriser shouted as he ran into a Goomba.

"Hehaha!" Wildcat chuckled. "Somebody's trying to chuck 'em near me so I threw 'em back."

It was then that Terroriser had thrown a Red shell, which subsequently hit Mini, who drove right into its range.

"AAH!!" Mini shouted as he was hit with the Red shell.

"Sorry, Craig." Terroriser apologized to Mini as he passed him by.

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"If you were sorry, you wouldn't have thrown it at Craig." Weiss said with a small laugh.

"Sorry isn't that much of a consolation when everyone is trying to hit each other." Ruby giggled.

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"This map-this level is fucking hard." Wildcat said as everyone then drove downwards in a large green tunnel with yellow and red flooring. "Eat a dick, Nogla."

"I fell off the map. I fell off the map." Basically stated. "Used my Star, and everything."

"Scotty!" Terroriser yelled as he threw a Red shell at Fourzer0seven.

"Oh, shitty titties." Nogla groaned.

"Aah!" Wildcat mocked yelled as everyone drove down the pipe.

"That's bullshit!" Fourzer0seven yelled at Terroriser.

"Hahahaha!" Terroriser laughed while Nogla chuckled as everyone was now underwater.

"No, that's-thats a red shell." Terroriser said in the nerdy voice.

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"He's got a point." Tai shrugged as he and others chuckled.

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The video cut to Terroriser in 1st and on the second lap as he threw fireballs backwards.

"Oh, my shitty tits!" Nogla shouted while Wildcat laughed at him.

"Aah! I got hit by Fireballs!" Wildcat yelled. "Fuck you and your fireballs, you ass!"

"Yeah!!" Nogla cheered.

"Fucking Star!" Wildcat yelled again. "Red shells! Holy shit!"

"Here's another one, Tyler. Here's another one." Basically said to Wildcat.

"Oh, God! Not another, have mercy!" Wildcat yelled, prompting everyone to laugh.

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"And now they're all ganging up on Mr. Wine." Glynda said as she chuckled.

"The way he just pleads for mercy." Yang snickered before continuing. "Like that's actually going to happen."

"Sometimes it works." Jaune threw in.

"Not in this case." Roman remarked with a laugh.

'There is no mercy.' Neo signed.

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"Have mercy!" Nogla repeated while laughing.

"Holy Christ!" Wildcat said.

"Is that J.R-is that WWE J.R., the wrestler commentator?" Terroriser asked while laughing before doing a voice impression. "Good God! No! Oh, no! Good God! Not the Red shell!"

"He's got another Red shell!" Wildcat did the voice impression as well.

"Oh, no!" Terroriser did the impression again.

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"That sounds like a sports commentator I would watch." Port heartily chuckled.

"What's WWE?" Sun asked after laughing a bit.

"World Wrestling Entertainment." Al Duty stated.

"Wrestling, you say?" Yang questioned in intrigue.

"Yep. Everyone dresses up in costumes and beats the shit out of each other with chairs and ladders." Al Duty said to Yang.

"Ah. So it's the fake kind of wrestling then." Glynda said with a critical expression, resting her elbow in her hand as she pushed up her glasses with a finger.

"Nobody asked for your input." Al Duty sneered in return.

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The video cut to Terroriser back on the surface of the track with a mushroom in his hand.

"Huuugh! Heuagh!" Terroriser stressed as he used the mushroom to go through a shortcut, bringing him closer to the line.

"Scotty, please get something that can mess with Brian." Nogla said before he saw what Fourzer0seven had. "Yes. Wait no, not me! I'm not in first!"

"Shit!" Terroriser said as he saw an indicator that a Red shell was coming his way.

"No! You should have used it on Brian!" Nogla said to Fourzer0seven as the video cut forward again with the Red shell no longer present and squid ink on Terroriser's screen.

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"It seems Nogla wanted to advocate for team work against Mr. Hanby." Ozpin mused in mirth. "A shame for him that no one else was sharing similar thoughts."

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"Fucking Red shell, pussy fuckers!" Wildcat angrily said.

"Come on, please." Basically pleaded.

"Give it up, Brian, you fucking dumb bitch!" Nogla said to Terroriser.

"You're in first. What the fuck are you complaining about?" Wildcat asked Nogla.

"No, I'm not in first." Nogla said to Wildcat.

"No." Terroriser said at the same time as he got a Green shell.

"You are!" Wildcat replied back.

"I'm not." Nogla said in return.

"Oh." Wildcat said in realization. "Who is in first?"

"That would be Wario! Let's a go, Joe!" Terroriser yelled out with the Wario voice.

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"How far back is Wildcat to realize who isn't in first?" Sun asked with a raised brow.

"It's not because of that. It's because the Irish are always seen in first that he can't tell whenever Terroriser or Nogla have passed out each other." Yang joked a bit with a toothy smirk.

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"Oh, my God." Mini warily spoke.

"That fucking Wario fat fuck is fucking so fast. I don't understand." Wildcat said.

"I've fallen off every single time here." Basically stated.

"Every single time." Mini said in agreement.

"FUCK!" Fourzer0seven shouted.

"Ahaha!" Terroriser laughed in response while driving under water.

"I swear to God! Marcel!" Fourzer0seven yelled at Basically.

"Ooh, we should play this game more often. It's fun." Terroriser said after chuckling.

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"I wholeheartedly agree." Roman said, placing his hand on his chest with a smirk.

'It's fun for us.' Neo signed with a smile.

"Fun is a relative term in this case." Blake lightly chuckled.

"It's definitely not fun for Marcel, Craig, or Scott." Weiss stated with a titter

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"It doesn't matter, Scott. We're never going to get out of fourth-or fifth and sixth place." Basically said to Fourzer0seven.

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"That's a bleak outlook on the situation." Pyrrha chuckled lightly.

"Basically's all ready gone through the stages of grief and got to acceptance." Ruby said, giving a sympathetic giggle to Marcel.

"He's just done at this point." Yang added in with a laugh.

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"Huh huh." Nogla chuckled.

"AaAaAaAhh!" Terroriser screeched like a Pteranodon as he drifted at the curve that led towards the finish line.

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"I didn't realize Brian could mimic a Nevermore." Port chuckled slightly with his eyes widened.

"Id wager it was more like a Teryx screech." Oobleck said in jest.

"Nah. That screech sounded more like Qrow." Tai joked as well, prompting Port and Oobleck to chuckle. Even Glynda let out a little titter.

"Hell no." Qrow retorted. He then glanced over at Yang before speaking to the others in a hushed tone. "Only Raven screeches like that."

"I think I might have to take Qrow's side on this one." Glynda said as she calmly chuckled.

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"Ah... Ahh..!" Nogla strained as he tried to gain on Terroriser.

"No, Joe! No, no, no! Don't stop me!" Terroriser screeched as he threw the Green shell back just as he passed the finish line.

"You got so lucky!" Nogla shouted.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Terroriser cheered while Wildcat and Fourzer0seven yelled.

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"Wooh! Terroriser sounded like he saw his life flash before his eyes." Nora said while laughing a bit.

"Another win for Terroriser in the bag." Ruby chuckled.

"And now we're back to our daily schedule of the Irish winning." Yang remarked.

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"Oohoohoohoo! Ah! Earh! No, fuck you!" Wildcat hurriedly shouted as he tried to get to the finish line.

"Aaaaaahhh!!" Mini yelled out as he tried to get to the finish line. "Oh..."

"Hahahaha!" Wildcat chuckled as the results were shown.

"Tyler, you're so lucky!" Mini stated.

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"Everyone just let out a bunch of war cries at the end." Jaune chuckled.

"The final lap is always the most stressful." Pyrrha said as she giggled.

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"I can imagine people commenting, saying: listen to the audio and don't watch the video." Terroriser said. "Just listen. And like what do you—?"

"Just close your eyes and listen." Wildcat calmly spoke.

"AAH! AAAH! NO! AAH!" Terroriser shouted, mimicking everyone's yelling.

"Ahh~." Wildcat moaned.

"FUCK!" Terroriser yelled before chuckling. "Hehe."

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Everyone in the audience started to wheeze, chuckle, and laugh at the video clip

Yang began to wheeze a bit after Wildcat's moan, clutching her arms around her stomach. "Oh, my God! Ha...! Haha!"

"We were-we we're just talking about this earlier." Blake said as she tried to control her chuckling.

"Hoohoohoohoohoo! He just had to moan to sell the image!" Roman laughed at the clip.

'Imagination.' Neo signed while silently laughing herself.

"Brian does have a point though." Tai pointed his hand towards the screen as he laughed. "This would be the weirdest thing to hear with only the audio to go off of!"

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"Bukakee! Bukakee!" Mini screeched.

"Bukakee! Bukakee!" Basically screeched as well.

"He came in my eye!" Mini said.

"Another one from your fucking load!" Wildcat said as Terroriser chuckled.

"NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!" Terroriser shouted in German as the level selecting screen came up. "Hehe."

"Hehehe." Wildcat chuckled as well.

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"Weirdest sex video ever." Qrow laughed while shaking his head.

"Tyler just had to set off the sex jokes for this clip." Glynda chuckled while she pinched the bridge of her nose.

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The video then ended, showing Terroriser's T-shaped YouTube logo on a red screen while outro music played.

"🎶I'm Terroriser
Oh yeah, I got drum🎶"

"🎶The Gaming Terroriser🎶"

"🎶So if you want some🎶"

"🎶I'm The Gaming Terroriser🎶"

"🎶Oh yeah, I got drum🎶"

"🎶The Gaming Terroriser🎶"

"🎶So come and get some🎶"

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"Oh, hey. Someone's got an awesome outro song." Sun said, his smile still wide from laughing.

"I definitely like the beat of it." Ruby said, her laughter having gone down to giggling.

"I'd have to hear more of it before I give my opinion." Jaune stated. "But it sounds pretty good for what we're hearing."

"So... how was the video?" Al Duty asked the audience.

"I want to see more MarioKart." Yang said, still chuckling.

"Preach!" Nora shouted in agreement.

"They were... very eccentric in this video." Pyrrha commented before chuckling.

"You were definitely right about the raging." Weiss said with a giggle.

'Their despair was our entertainment.' Neo signed with a bright grin.

"It's by far the most vocal these men have been in their videos." Ozpin spoke with a chuckle.

"And the most crude." Glynda added in.

"It was fantastic." Qrow stated.

"What's the next video gonna be?" Tai asked.

"We're going back to Gmod with Vanoss." Al Duty stated, getting a brighter smile from Neo and few quiet cheers in the audience. "And this time, it's gonna get weird."

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Next Video: Gmod Sandbox Funny Moments — Majestic Forest, Dick Rocket, Watermelon Roulette (Garry's Mod)

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Author's notes:

I'm gonna keep this short. Welcome back. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. I got it out later than I originally wanted, but here we are. After this, I'm mainly gonna work on revisions for some of my stories, so it will be a bit before I release new-new stuff for my stories, but it will be all worth it so that they adhere to the best they can be.

I will see you all next time. Peace.