It was a peaceful Saturday morning at Beacon Academy, and team RWBY was currently enjoying the start of their weekend. After all, they had deserved as such. It was only a few days ago that they were able to help capture infamous criminal mastermind, Roman Torchwick.

Torchwick, who was working with the White Fang, had enacted a plan to blow up the outer defenses of Vale, leaking Grimm into the city. However, the criminal and his plot were put to a stop thanks to the teams, huntsmen and huntresses of Beacon Academy, along with the aid of General Ironwood and his fleet. Now as Roman Torchwick sits idly by in a cell aboard Ironwood's command ship, team RWBY and their friends took it upon themselves to relax, in what ways they could.

Ruby was currently lying down on her bed, playing a video game on her scroll next to her family's corgi, Zwei, who was currently sleeping beside her.

Weiss had been sitting at the desk inside their dorm room, studying over topics such as history, Grimm biology, and combat strategy.

Blake was laying down on her own bed, reading one of her many books while also taking sparing glances at Zwei, keeping an eye on the dog, to make sure he wouldn't wake up and run over to her bed.

Yang just got out of the shower, a towel wrapped around her body as she exited the bathroom to fetch her clothes, humming a small tune before grabbing her clothes and going back into the bathroom to dress.

Eventually Yang came out of the bathroom once more, fully dressed in her usual attire as she brushed her hair.

"So, what do you guys think we should do today?" Yang asked her team.

"I don't know..." Ruby trailed off in thought before going back to her game.

"I think I'm pretty fine with just reading my books." Blake plainly replied as she turned the page of the book she held.

"Personally, I think we should all be studying and practicing fighting strategies." Weiss proclaimed as she turned around in her chair. "The Vytal festival is right around the corner, and we need to be prepared if we're going to win."

"Relax a little, Wiess." Yang waved off the heiress to Schnee Dust company. "I love fighting as much as the next person, but we just got done taking down Torchwick. I was thinking we would do something fun, go out and relax a little."

Weiss sighed at Yang before glancing to the side. "I suppose we could use a little downtime."

"See? Now you're getting it." Yang smiled at Weiss.

"Ooh! I know. How about we go see a movie? O-or go to the arcade?" Ruby suggested with a bright smile.

"Ruby, you're already playing a video game." Weiss stated to her partner.

"I know that, but playing games in the arcade is just too fun." Ruby replied back to Weiss as she hopped out of her bed, making sure not to wake Zwei.

"I honestly don't see what's so special about video games." Weiss said with an eye roll. "They're nothing more than distracting, mind-numbing pieces of technology that do nothing but waste valuable time."

"So in other words, video games are fun." Yang replied to Weiss with a smirk as she and Ruby fist-bumped each other.

Weiss shook her head at the two sisters while Blake looked up from her book.

"I suppose we could go out for a bit." Blake said as she put a book marker between the page she was on, closing her book and getting out of her bed.

"Very well. If we are going out into Vale, then I vote for going to see a movie." Weiss said as she got up from her chair.

"We'll discuss it along the way." Ruby said as Weiss. "Alright, girls, let's go have some fun!"

Just as Ruby was about to reach for the door knob, the crevices in the door frame were surrounded by blue sparks of electricity for a few moments, causing the team's dorm room to shake a bit before everything seemingly went back to normal.

The girls all blinked in surprise and confusion before Blake decided to break the silence. "Uh... what was that?"

"Did Nora have another incident with lighting Dust again?" Weiss rose a brow in speculation.

"I didn't hear Nora bouncing off the walls with Ren and Jaune trying to stop her, so I'm gonna go with no." Yang replied to Weiss.

Ruby furrowed her eyes in slight confusion, looking to the door before reaching at the handle, grasping it and turning. The moment she pulled the door open, she widened her eyes in shock at what she saw.

"What the?!" Ruby questioned aloud, getting the attention of her teammates as they too widened their eyes in confusion at what they saw.

The thing that they saw was a large, spacious, white room that had seemingly taken the place of the hallway that led to the other dorm rooms.

"What in the world?" Weiss asked in confusion.

Ruby decided to close the door before opening it up again, only seeing the white room. She closed the door once more, opening it right after, still seeing the white room. She repeated this a few more times, but the end result was that Ruby and her team still saw the white room.

"Should we... should we investigate it?" Ruby asked her teammates.

"Well..." Blake trailed off in thought as she looked around the white room. "I don't see anything else we can do."

"I don't trust the looks of this." Weiss made her worries known.

"Well, I guess it's better than sitting in our room." Ruby said before looking at her older sister. "Yang, stand guard at the door in case anything happens."

"Sure." Yang simply said to Ruby while giving her a quick two finger salute.

Ruby, Blake, and Weiss all exited their dorm room door to inspect the white room while Yang stood beside the door. However, the moment they exited the room, the door to their room, to Yang's surprise, pushed her out and onto the floor with a yelp, their dorm room door now closing automatically and locking up.

Ruby and the others looked to see Yang on the floor with their room door closed shut.

"Yang, you had one job." Ruby said to her sister with slumped shoulders.

"Yeah, and the door only let me do half of it." Yang said as she got up from the floor, rubbing her behind a bit due to the force the door used to push her out of the way. "Seriously, the door had a mind of its own and pushed me out."

Just then, the same sparks from earlier filled out the crevices of their dorm room door, sparking until the door itself literally disappeared before team RWBY's eyes, leaving nothing behind but the same white wall that surrounded the room.

"Okay, seriously?" Yang asked with an annoyed look.

"Now what are we going to do?" Weiss asked with crossed arms and furrowed eyes.

"Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find a way out of here." Ruby told Weiss, trying to keep a level head.

"I don't know how we'll be able to do that." Blake spoke up. "We left all our weapons in our room, and the only one of us who's semblance is strong enough break through walls is Yang's, and who knows how many tries that's going to take."

"Don't worry, Blake. I'll have us out of here in no time." Yang said as she stretched her arms, cracking her joints a bit. "Now, someone say something to get me angry."

Before anyone could say anything to Yang, they all heard the sound of more sparks, prompting team RWBY to look to the left wall, seeing that sparks were forming into a door shape before a door appeared.

"...Well that's... not normal." Blake slowly spoke with a confused look.

Soon enough the door opened, revealing none other than Jaune Arc as the person who opened the door with Nora Valkyrie, Pyrrha Nikos, and Lie Ren behind him.

"Oh, hey Jaune." Ruby waved at her fellow team leader.

"Wha-Ruby?" Jaune asked in a confused tone as he exited his dorm room, looking around at the large white room. "What are you doing here? Better yet, where is here?"

"We'd like to know that too." Weiss said as Pyrrha and Ren exited their room as well. "Sparks go flying around the door to our room, which someone caused us to come here. The moment we went to investigate this place, our door closed on us and disappeared."

"Wait, really?" Nora asked with a tilted head, being the last person to exit team JNPR's dorm.

Immediately after, their door shut as well, soon disappearing in the same fashion as team RWBY's door did.

There was a moment of silence before Ren spoke up. "In hindsight, we probably should have waited in our room when Weiss was giving her explanation."

"I'm sure there's a way out." Ruby said, still trying to be optimistic.

Pyrrha walked over to the wall where the door just was, knocking on it to hear that the walls made a clanging sound.

"The walls are made of metal." Pyrrha said to her fellow students. "Maybe if I can focus my semblance, I can help get us out."

Pyrrha then tried to use her polarity semblance, as to try and bend the metal wall inwards to form a hole, but widened her eyes when she felt no effect whatsoever.

"What the?" Pyrrha asked as she looked at her hand. "My semblance. I-it's not working."

"What?" Ruby asked with wide eyes as everyone shared in her look.

"Nora, pull my hair." Yang said, turning to the ginger bomber.

"Okay." Nora replied as she quickly yanked on Yang's hair, pulling the blonde's head back.

"Ow! Not that hard!" Yang yelled at Nora, only to widen her eyes as well to see that her hair had not gone aflame. "My semblance isn't working either."

Ruby tried to run around the room at her usual fast speed, only to see that she was running at a more regular, normal speed. While Ruby did this, Blake tried to form shadow clones of herself, only to have no effect either.

"Are you kidding me?" Ruby asked with a slightly frustrated tone.

"It's safe to assume that none of our semblances are working." Weiss said.

"Which probably means our aura isn't working as well." Ren theorized. "Wherever we are, it's clearly been built to prevent us from getting out anytime soon."

After Ren spoke, the sound of more sparks filled as another door soon appeared, though this door took the shape of an elevator door. The elevator door soon opened to reveal none other than Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch, Bartholomew Oobleck, and Peter Port, all standing in the elevator that led to Ozpin's office. The moment the elevator doors opened, the teachers of Beacon Academy were incredibly confused.

"Um... what?" Ozpin asked in complete bewilderment.

"This isn't Ozpin's office." Port said as he peaked out over Ozpin's shoulder.

"Oh! Professors!" Ruby called out to the teachers.

"Miss Rose?" Ozpin asked as he stepped out of the elevator door.

"Students? What's going on here?" Glynda asked as she too stepped out of the elevator door, soon followed by Oobleck and Port.

"No, no, wait! Don't leave the elevator!" Ruby yelled out, trying to warn the teachers, but it was too late. The moment the teachers all left the elevator, the doors closed and soon disappeared.

"What in the world?" Glynda asked in confusion as she looked back to where the elevator doors should have been, only to see nothing.

"How very peculiar." Oobleck said as he adjusted his glasses.

"Students, might I ascertain as to what's going on here?" Ozpin asked teams RWBY and JNPR.

"We wish we knew." Ruby said with a sigh. "Apparently all of us opened the doors to our rooms and it led us to this place. But when we all left our rooms, our doors shut on us and just vanished."

"What's worse is that we can't use our semblances in this place." Weiss said. "And none of us have our weapons on us for any alternative means of escape."

"Your semblances aren't working? That seems impossible." Glynda said as she shook her head.

"It's true." Blake stated. "You can try for yourself."

Glynda paused for a moment before pulling out her riding crop, aiming it at one of the walls as to try and telekinetically blast it apart, only to widen her eyes as nothing happened.

"This... shouldn't be possible." Glynda said with a furrowed look. "Not unless this room, whatever it is, has aura dampening technology."

"Does anyone have any ideas on how to get out?" Jaune asked. "Cause I've got nothing to go on here."

"Well I do have Antiquity's Roast with me." Oobleck said as he motioned to his thermos/weapon. "But I don't have enough fire Dust on hand to try blasting our way out, and I doubt I would be able to melt through the walls with a consecrated heat blast."

"So that's it? We're all stuck in here?" Yang asked with an annoyed look.

"Man, the one time I leave Maghild behind." Nora complained with crossed arms while Ren tried to comfort her by placing a hand on her shoulder.

Though before anyone else could complain, or try to come up with a way to break out of the room, a robotic-sounding voice made itself known throughout the room.

"Yeah, yeah. Give a me fucking second. My hardware's being slow right now." A male, robotic voice was heard.

"Wait, what?" Ruby asked in confusion as everyone tried to look around for where the voice came from.

Soon enough, a large rectangular hole opened up in the ceiling, and coming out from it was large flat screen computer. After which, two yellow, pixelated eyes appeared on the screen, fallowed by was seemed to be a yellow, pixelated mouth narrowed and pointed down like a beak.

The eyes on the screen looked around in tangent with the computer screen turning around as well.

"Now, I know this is probably the weirdest thing you guys have ever experienced, but please ask your questions one at a time." The on-screen AI spoke. "My audio receptors can only take some many people talking to me at once before I start glitching out in annoyance."

"Uh... huh?" Ruby uttered in absolute bewilderment.

"Who, of what are you, and why are we trapped in this place?" Glynda ordered as she aimed her riding crop at the flat screen ceiling computer.

"Seriously? A fucking riding crop? You do know, that I know, that you guy's semblances are being blocked right?" The AI asked Glynda with a full tone in his voice.

Glynda furrowed her eyes at the computer before lowering her riding crop.

"Well, anywho, you guys can call me Al Duty, National disaster." The now known Al Duty introduced himself. "I'm an AI built to serve and do whatever the hell I get to choose."

"National Disaster?" Ren questioned with a raised brow.

"I don't come up with this shit, okay? I just go with whatever the fuck I'm told." Al Duty said to Ren.

"You are a very... crude computer." Pyrrha said to Al.

"Blame the fuckboy that manages my personality core." Al Duty told the Invincible girl.

"If you're done swearing around my students, are you going to explain why we are here?" Ozpin asked the AI

"It's one of life's great mysteries. Why are we here?" Al Duty asked aloud in thought.

"That's not what I meant." Ozpin said with a shake of his head.

"Oh. Well you're all here to watch a bunch 20 something gamers from another universe play video games while making stupid jokes and skits the entire time." Al Duty answered Ozpin bluntly.

There was a long moment of silence in the room before Ozpin spoke once more.

"You're... not being serious, are you?" Ozpin slowly asked.

"That's pretty much the gist of it." Al Duty replied.

"You took took us and our students away from Beacon Academy, right when the Vytal festival is on the horizon, just so you could have us watch a bunch of people play video games?!" Glynda shouted at the AI. "Not to mention you're saying that they're from another universe, which is absolutely preposterous!"

"Hey, listen big tits McGee—." Al Duty started.

"Excuse me?!" Glynda yelled at the AI, prompting everyone to back away from her.

"You guys might be here for a really dumbass reason, and whether you believe me or not about the gamers being from another universe, I'm the only guy who can allow you all to leave." Al Duty replied back to Glynda. "So either you all can sit in the really white room, or we can get down to business."

Glynda let out a low growl towards Al Duty, her arms crossed and her brow twitching.

Before anything could escalate Ozpin cleared his throat, getting Al's attention. "Now, for argument's sake, if we are to watch these... gamers, will you allow us to leave?"

"Sure. I mean the videos aren't that long, and there only so many of them. Showing you all of them might take like two-three days tops." Al Duty replied. "And any of you are really that butt-hurt about being gone for too long, I've got a time machine, so I can put you back to right when I abducted you."

"Well this is perfect. We're going to be trapped for several days watching video games." Weiss said with an eye roll.

Just then, a door appeared upon one of the walls of the white room, opening up.

"Now you if you all will just walk through here, we start this fucking show." Al Duty said.

"Do we have a choice in the matter?" Jaune asked.

"Nope." Al Duty bluntly replied.

"Yeah, I didn't think so." Jaune said with a sigh.

"Well... we were either going to go to see a movie or go to the arcade, so... I guess this shouldn't be too bad." Ruby said.

"Surely there has to be some other way out of this." Glynda said with a furrowed look.

"Now, while I do agree with you, Glynda, we don't have much of a choice here." Oobleck said to her. "Better to go along with this than prolong it. Besides, videos from another reality sound quite intriguing."

"Besides, we've been knee-deep in planning for the Vytal festival. What's a little time off ever done anyone?" Port asked Glynda.

Glynda rolled her eyes at her fellow teachers while Ozpin walked up to her.

"It would seem you've been outvoted." Ozpin said as he placed a reassuring hand on Glynda's shoulder. "Don't worry. I'm certain things will be fine."

Glynda merely sighed in return to what Ozpin told her, but gave no other rebuttal.

"Alright! Let's get 'er goin' then, eh?" Al Duty suggested before the computer screen retreated back up, the ceiling closing.

Everyone gave each other uncertain looks before they all walked one by one through the open door. The moment they entered through the door, everyone found themselves inside a movie theater room, filled with rows of seats.

In the very front of the room was a large screen, and at the very back was a medium sized computer screen, from which Al Duty's face popped up on.

"Now, if you all could take a seat, we can start this shit." Al Duty said as the audience from Remnant slowly, but surely took their seats.

Teams RWBY and JNPR sat near the front, next to each other while the teachers from Beacon Academy sat two rows behind their students on the right side.

"Now, a little bit of information before we start. The gamers in this video call themselves Vanoss, BasicallyIDoWrk, Mini Ladd, Lui Caliber, Daithi De Nogla, and I Am Wildcat." Al Duty started to explain. "You'll know them when you see their names pop up above their game characters. As for the game itself, they are playing Grand Theft Auto 5, a famous game from my universe where you get to do heists, rob banks, and kill NPCs and other players all over the game."

"How charming." Weiss sarcastically remarked.

"For this video, they will be doing a skit where they are soldiers in the army. The rest you all will have to watch." Al Duty said before the screen turned on.

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The video turned on to the sound of boot camp trumpets playing in the background as Vanoss, BasicallyIDoWrk—who was wearing an ape mask that was painted green, Mini, and Nogla were shown all dressed in military camo clothing. They were currently all standing around at a beach parking lot.

"Okay soldiers. Fall in line. Fall in line." Lui ordered in his kid voice as he walked by, his character wearing a monkey mask that was smoking a cigar as he too was dressed in camo.

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"Are they... playing with a kid?" Jaune asked.

"Nah. That's just Lui. He's really good at squeaker voices." Al Duty explained.

"Wow. He's really good." Ruby said in regards to Lui. "I really thought he was a kid."

"Are they all wearing camouflage?" Weiss asked with a raised brow. "I don't think I've ever seen it in that color."

"That color of camo is supposed to help hide you in grassy environments." Al Duty said. "It helps when we don't have Grimm in our universe."

"You don't have Grimm?" Ozpin asked, a little surprised, though it's not impossible for there to be a place where Grimm do not exist.

"Or aura, or semblances." Al Duty listed off. "Or even faunus."

At this, Blake widened her eyes in surprise.

"Though we definitely still have racism." Al Duty added.

"Cheery." Blake sarcastically said with an eye roll.

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Mini, Vanoss, BasicallyIDoWrk, and Nogla all faced in a straight horizontal line, but while everyone else was facing forward, Vanoss was turned around the other way.

"Oh. Oh. Sorry. Okay." Vanoss said as he realized his mistake, turning around. "I'm ready. I'm ready!"

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This small slip up from Vanoss had caused a few of the more easily humored of the audience to chuckle a bit.

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"Okay! Atten-hut!" Lui as he saluted.

The camera zoomed in on the other four, Nogla doing absolutely nothing while BasicallyIDoWrk gave a thumbs up and Vanoss drank from a beer can. However, Mini quickly opted to shoot himself in the head, his body falling over.

"Tsgk! Hahahaha!" Vanoss chuckled while also pulling out an assault rifle.

"Hahahaha!" BasicallyIDoWrk laughed as well.

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The act of Mini killing himself had surprised the entire audience, yet causing many to laugh.

"Oh my god." Yang said while laughing alongside Ruby, Nora, and Jaune. "Hahahaha! I was not expecting that."

"It was just so abrupt." Blake said as she tried to stifle a chuckle.

"You can kill yourself in this game?" Jaune asked while trying to calm down from his laughter.

"Shooting yourself is one way, but yeah, you can kill yourself in GTA." Al Duty replied. "You gotta use in-game cash for it though."

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"Someone call a medic!" Vanoss yelled. "Someone call a medic!"

"That was the medic!" Lui yelled back.

"Hahahaha!" Both Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk laughed in response.

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"Hahahaha!" Blake laughed after trying to contain herself.

"That got dark." Pyrrha said while trying to contain a small chuckle.

"Okay. I will admit, that was a good joke." Glynda said with an ever twinge of a smile showing in her lips.

"Then why aren't you laughing?" Ozpin asked with a small chuckle.

"I can admit to a good joke. It doesn't mean I always have to laugh." Glynda replied to the Headmaster.

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The clip soon transitioned to Lui facing BasicallyIDoWrk.

"Who are you, soldier?" Lui asked.

"I know who I am." BasicallyIDoWrk said while speaking in a heavy tone. "I'm the dude that's playing the dude, disguised as a dude, disguised as monkey! I don't read the script, the script reads me."

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"Heheheh." Nora giggled towards what Basically said, alongside Ruby.

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The video quickly changed to Vanoss, Lui, Nogla, Mini, and BasicallyIDoWrk all flying through the near-night sky of Los Santos inside a black, yellow-striped helicopter.

"OPERATION SMOKED BACON"

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"Smoked bacon?" Weiss asked with a raised brow.

"What are they flying in?" Oobleck asked.

"That is called a helicopter." Al Duty answered. "A rotorcraft used for for more short distance flight. Usually in the military."

"It's quite robust compared to aircrafts on Remnant." Port commented. "Though the design is unique."

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"This is bruised banana, to command post." Lui spoke as if he was speaking through a radio. "Do we have radio contact? Over."

"Affirmative, bruised banana, we have radio contact. Mission is a go. Over." A voice that was clearly Vanoss's using a filter replied to Lui.

"This is bruised banana to command post. We're running low on gummy bears. We're coming in for a resupply. Over." Lui spoke back over the radio.

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"Gummy bears?" Nora asked with a giggle.

"Sounds like something Ruby would stop a mission for." Yang said with a chuckle.

"No, I wouldn't." Ruby denied.

"Yes, you would." The rest of her team rebutted at her, causing Ruby to shrink in her seat a bit.

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A short moment had passed, after which they rotors fired the helicopter's propellers were shot at, causing the helicopter to smoke and spin out of control.

"Oh, shit! We're hit!" Vanoss yelled out.

"We've been hit!" BasicallyIDoWrk yelled as well.

"Mayday! Mayday!" Vanoss yelled among the incomprehensible yelling of his friends. "We're going down!"

"We're going down!" BasicallyIDoWrk yelled as the helicopter slowly spiraled down.

"No!!!" Vanoss yelled loudly as his friends continued to yell in the background as the helicopter continued to slowly spiral down.

"This is taking so long too—!" Mini was about to speak about the helicopter crashing before it finally crashed into the road, exploding as the screen went black.

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"He was right. That... helicopter was taking a very long time to crash." Glynda said with crossed arms.

"It's all a skit, Glynda. It's not meant to be realistic." Port with a small chuckle.

"It can go down from a hit at the rotors?" Weiss asked in regards to the helicopter. "That doesn't seem like a good design."

"They probably didn't account for sniper hits in the rotary system." Ruby said with a shrug.

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"Ugh!" Vanoss groaned in the dark as the sound of something burning was heard.

"Hello?" Vanoss called out the screen slowly went back on, showing Vanoss walking as if he was drunk with a blurry screen. "Guys!"

Vanoss continued to walk lopsided until he saw the burning helicopter on the lower side of a mountain, a very different place from where they originally crashed.

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"Hehe. He's kind of walking like how Uncle Qrow does when he's drunk." Yang said with a laugh as Ruby giggled in agreement.

"He used a drinking macanic to get himself drunk in the game." Al Duty explained. "Helps with the appearance of stumbling from a crash."

"You can have your character get drunk in the game?" Yang asked. "What does this game not have?"

"Kids." Al Duty replied quickly.

"Kids?" Blake asked.

"Just trust me on this." Al Duty told the cat faunus before the video continued.

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"Lui." Vanoss called out as he walked to the crashed helicopter.

"Hey, I can hear you." Nogla called back to Vanoss.

"Ouch." Lui groaned. "I need help."

"Nogla!" Vanoss called to his Irish friend.

"I can hear you." Nogla said once more.

"Oh, god." Vanoss faked a groan as he continued to walk funny. "Are you guys alright?"

"We're over here by the wreckage." Nogla said to Vanoss as BasicallyIDoWrk ran past the Canadian YouTuber.

"Holy shi-." Vanoss swore.

"Hey, Vanoss, is that you?" Lui asked.

"I think so." Vanoss said as he ran a bit by Lui and BasicallyIDoWrk. "Last time I checked."

BasicallyIDoWrk walked up to Vanoss before stopping in front of him. "Evan, what's wrong with you? You're walking kind of funny."

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BasicallyIDoWrk's comment elicited a few extra chuckles and laughs from the audience.

"I like how they're pointing subtly out it's all a skit." Blake said with a small chuckle.

"I guess Vanoss was the only one who thought to get his character drunk for this part of the skit." Weiss commented.

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The clip then cut to everyone standing beside the wreckage of the helicopter as Lui spoke, Vanoss no longer walking like he was drunk.

"Give me a cue tip, a screwdriver, four nails, and a piece of paper." Lui said to his friends.

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"If only it were that easy." Ozpin commented.

"Why would he ask for a cue tip and a piece of paper?" Jaune asked.

"He was trying to MacGyver it." Al Duty said.

"What?" Weiss asked with a raised brow.

"It's a tv show." Al Duty replied.

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"Well, Lui, it looks like we don't have those materials to repair the helicopter." Vanoss said as he Basically now stood atop the wreckage of the helicopter. "So we're gonna have to continue the rest of our mission on foot."

The video cut to all of them hiding in some bushes.

"Alright, men. Stay low, stay in the shadows. Stay in the bushes." Vanoss said.

"Alright." Nogla said.

"We're in a dangerous territory, but luckily we have lots of cover." Vanoss stated.

"We're on the freeway." BasicallyIDoWrk pointed out as the camera zoomed out to show that the five of them were right next to a freeway.

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"Hahahaha!" Glynda laughed alongside everyone in the audience.

"Woah. I didn't think Miss Goodwitch could laugh." Yang whispered to the other students with a shocked look.

"While Miss Goodwitch is the more serious of our teachers, I wouldn't think it impossible to find humor." Ren said in a lowered voice.

"I know it's just... weird." Yang said as she gave the laughing Glynda a weird look.

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"Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed as he stood up. "God dammit!"

"I'll go stop a car. Hold on." Nogla said as he and Vanoss walked along the road.

Nogla then proceeded to run into an oncoming car, his character dying in the process as he money dropped.

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss and Badly laughed at Nogla's death while Lui picked up Nogla's money.

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Once more the audience laughed.

"He just died on impact." Ruby said while laughing. "It even looked like he died frozen in place."

"It was very abrupt." Pyrrha said with a chuckle.

"He was probably low on health." Jaune theorized as he calmed down from his laughter.

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"Alright, men. We're getting close to the objective." Vanoss said with his gun out, the five of them walked down a steep hill. "I'll take point. Stay alert."

"Be careful around here." BasicallyIDoWrk warned. "I heard there's enemies."

As Vanoss continued to walk, he soon found his character falling down and face first into a bush.

"Oh hoho!" Vanoss chuckled at what happened.

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"Hahahaha! Nice face plant." Yang said with a laugh.

"Idiot." Weiss shook her head at Vanoss with a chuckle.

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"Stay frosty." Vanoss said as they were now walking down a hill beside a forest. "Approach the perimeter. You gotta crouch cause it looks more dramatic and epic."

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"Like in a Spruce Willis movie." Jaune said.

"Everyone always has to crouch in military-based movies." Blake said with crossed arms.

"Vanoss is right, though. It is epic." Ruby said in agreement with the Canadian YouTuber.

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"Marcel, we need some recon." Lui said to BasicallyIDoWrk.

"Move, move, move, move." Vanoss said as he ran to the side of a house. "I'll take point, I'll take point. Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move."

The five of them continued to sneak along the houses as Vanoss continued to take point.

"Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" Vanoss said as he ran up to the side of the blue house. "Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh."

Vanoss, BasicallyIDoWrk, Nogla, Lui, and Mini were waiting along side the lower wall of a porch where they spotted Wildcat, wearing a pig mask with a white helmet and smoking a cigarette as he too wore cameo clothing.

"Tango spotted." Vanoss said in regards to Wildcat.

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"Hey, that guy's wearing a helmet over a pig mask." Nora pointed towards Wildcat.

"This must be their other friend. I am Wildcat." Ren surmised.

"You can just call him Wildcat." Al Duty told Ren.

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"I see him." BasicallyIDoWrk whispered.

"He's a fucking pig!" Vanoss stated.

"The fuck?" BasicallyIDoWrk asked in confusion.

"The fuck are you guys doing?" Wildcat asked everyone else while pulling out a sniper.

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"So much for being quiet." Blake said with a small chuckle.

"Realistically they weren't even being that quiet." Weiss stated. "Even if this is a skit."

Meanwhile, Glynda focused her attention on Wildcat, crossing her arms. "I don't know why, but I have the sudden sense that... Wildcat will be more vulgar compared to his friends."

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"Kheh!!." Vanoss chuckled while BasicallyIDoWrk laughed.

"I-I don't think he sees us." Vanoss whispered as he turned to look at his other friends. "Okay. We're gonna have to surprise him. Alright?"

"The fuck are you guys doin' down there?!" Wildcat called out as he hopped over his porch fence and down to where the others were.

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"He definitely sees you." Pyrrha said with a small chuckle.

"Mission failed." Yang said while chuckling. "Maybe next time."

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"Kh!" Vanoss tried to hold in a chuckle.

"Hey." Wildcat said to them.

"Shit, we've been compromised!" Vanoss shouted as everyone started to scramble. "We've been compromised!"

"Hold your fucking shit! I-I'll kill all of you mother fuckers." Wildcat warned as he aimed his sniper at the running idiots.

"Panic! Panic!" Vanoss yelled.

"Hi, I'm a medic!" Mini stated.

"Medic!" Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk yelled.

"Roger! Over!" Vanoss started yelling randomly.

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"Grace under pressure." Ozpin commented with a chuckle.

"It's a good thing this is only a skit." Oobleck before taking a sip from his thermos. "If this was realistic, they would still outnumber Wildcat, and thus would have no need for running around like madmen."

Meanwhile, Nora and Ruby giggled alongside each other.

"They really like to call for the medic." Nora said while giggling.

"At least this time, the medic didn't kill himself." Ruby said while calming down from her giggling.

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"The fuck are you retards doing?" Wildcat questioned them as they started to stop running.

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Upon Wildcat saying this, many people looked at the screen with eyes.

"Woah!" Yang exclaimed in shock.

"Oh my God..." Nora slowly said while sharing a wide eyed look with Ren.

"Excuse me?" Pyrrha asked with an offended and surprised look.

"That is extremely offensive." Glynda said with a scowl.

"You do not refer to someone like that." Weiss agreed with crossed arms. "Ever."

"Yeah, using that word is completely inappropriate." Blake shook her head at Wildcat.

"Right, I forgot. You guys are a bunch of pansies." Al Duty said with an eye roll.

"What do you expect from us?" Weiss asked Al Duty with furrowed eyes. "That word is offensive towards anyone with an actual mental disability."

"What can I say? A lot of  people in my universe aren't a bunch of pussies and don't really care about certain curse words." Al Duty said before muttering something off to the side. "For the most part."

"It still doesn't make the word right to use." Ruby pitched in, though not as offended from the word like most people in the audience.

"Well you better grab onto your fucking hats, cause they have said way worse things than retard." Al Duty stated before the video continued.

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"I'm a medic!" Mini stated again.

"We're playing army men!" Lui said with a kid-like glee. "Atten-hut!"

Boot camp trumpets played again as BasicallyIDoWrk gave another thumbs up, Vanoss taking a bite out of a candy bar while Nogla pickled his nose. And once again, Mini opted to shoot himself.

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Despite still trying to get over Wildcat calling everyone retards, most of the audience couldn't help but laugh or chuckle at Mini killing himself, again.

"Why does Mini always want to kill himself when called at attention?" Jaune asked with a laugh.

"Maybe he's tired of his job." Yang suggested with a chuckle.

"Wait a minute..." Weiss trailed off as she looked closer at the screen before her face turned a bit green in disgust. "Is Nogla picking his nose?"

"You can even pick your nose in this game?" Ruby asked.

"There are a lot of emotes." Al Duty told Ruby.

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"Heh. Hahahaha! Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk laughed. "Medic!"

"We need the medic!" BasicallyIDoWrk yelled out.

"That was the freaking medic!" Lui yelled back. "How many times do I have to tell you?!"

The clip cut to everyone on Wildcat's porch as he spoke to them.

"I've been in the military many years." Wildcat said while Lui chuckled in his normal voice. "I've never seen somebody looking as stupid as you group of fucks."

"Haha!" Vanoss laughed as Wildcat turned to Nogla.

"This man is wearing a bicycle helmet." Wildcat said in regards to Nogla as Vanoss continued to laugh. "What kind of man wears a bicycle helmet in the military?"

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"You're wearing a bicycle helmet." Nora called out to Wildcat.

"Though he does have a point. As hypocritical as his statement is." Pyrrha said in thought. "I don't think I've ever seen anyone in any military wearing a bicycle helmet."

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"You wear a bicycle helmet." Nogla pointed out.

"I know I sure wouldn't." Wildcat stated at the same time Nogla spoke.

"What the fuck's wrong with that other monkey?" Wildcat asked in regards to BasicallyIDoWrk. "He's all green. You guys should-heheheh! You guys should get him looked at."

"It's camo." BasicallyIDoWrk said.

"Haha! It's camo." Vanoss related to Wildcat.

"I was just in the military like you mother fuckers." Wildcat said in a serious voice. "And they sent me home."

"Why, because you were a pig?" Vanoss asked Wildcat. "And not a human being?"

"I think it's horse shit, but whatever. Apparently you have to be a human being to be in the military, in this country." Wildcat waved it off as Vanoss and Nogla laughed a bit.

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"I know it's a joke, but that's how it was for the Faunus for a long time." Blake pointed out.

"Can you not?" Al Duty asked Blake.

"What?" Blake asked back.

"This whole thing. I don't want to listen to you drone on about the Faunus being oppressed." Al Duty bluntly told the cat faunus. "I brought you here to watch funny videos, not talk about racial politics."

"Well, sorry if I just wanted to voice what I thought." Blake rolled her eyes with crossed arms.

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"So now I just sit on my front porch, and I hunt." Wildcat said as he aimed his sniper out into the open. "Shot thirteen dogs this morning."

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"No! Not the dogs!" Ruby cried out.

"Ruby, it's just a video game." Weiss told her partner.

"I don't care. You never shoot a dog." Ruby said with crossed arms while shaking her head. "Never."

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"Hehaha!" Vanoss chuckled.

"Guy on a dirt bike, down there." Wildcat said before firing his sniper, killing said guy. "Got him. Tango down."

The video then cut to everyone at the bottom of the steps that led to Wildcat's porch.

"I've been riding this puppy for years, ever since I've got out, I've been taking it up these hills." Wildcat said as he got on a dirt bike. "I know this machine inside and out. We can roll out!"

Wildcat then proceeded to drive his dirt bike into the side of the other building, soon exploding right after.

"Ha!" Vanoss lightly chuckled at the scene. "Medic!"

"Medic!" BasicallyIDoWrk yelled as well.

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"Ooh, crash and burn." Yang said with a chuckle.

"There goes the dirt bike." Jaune said with a sigh.

"Heh. How many times are they going to need a medic?" Ruby asked with a light giggle.

"Well, it's already been affirmed as a running gag." Pyrrha pointed out. "I'd imagine we'll hear it a little more."

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The clip then cut to it being nighttime as Lui spoke to Wildcat.

"Okay, pig. Your bike is freaking broken. What else do you have?" Lui asked Wildcat.

The clip quickly cut to the sound of a bus horn being played.

"Great, he has a fucking bus." BasicallyIDoWrk said as Wildcat drove up in a large, military transport truck.

"Oh, shit!" Vanoss yelled out as he looked at the truck. "Oh, shit!"

"What up, fuckers?!" Wildcat yelled out from the truck.

"Nice!" Nogla commented. "I like it."

"Where the hell did you get this?" Vanoss asked Wildcat as he walked up to it.

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"Is that meant to be a troop transport truck?" Weiss asked.

"That's what it seems to be." Blake said as she looked at the truck Wildcat drove up in.

"It's quite robust, but it does appear that it may do the job well." Port said while curling his mustache a bit.

"Hey, just because we're from another universe, doesn't mean we'll be as fancy or technologically advanced as you guys are." Al Duty pointed out.

"Says the AI that used a technologically advanced room to teleport us away from Beacon Academy, and into another universe." Ozpin blandly shot back at Al Duty.

"...Shut the fuck up." Al Duty replied back.

Ozpin stated at the computerized face of Al Duty while everyone in the audience had wide eyes at what the AI told the headmaster of Bracon to do.

Eventually, though, Ozpin replied with a shrug. "I've been cursed in worse ways."

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"Nice." Mini said as well.

"Well, they kicked me out of the military, so I stole this fucking thing." Wildcat said everyone started to hop into the transport truck. "See if anybody wants to kick me out of anything for being a pig. I'll fucking steal some shit. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I'm a pig. What are they gonna do?"

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"Send you to a farm?" Nora asked.

"I'm pretty sure the military would do worse than that, Nora." Ren told his partner.

"Eh. Since this is a video game, the military would probably just shoot at him." Yang said with a shrug.

"If this was realistic in any way, the military would likely track Wildcat down, and arrest him." Weiss stated. "You don't just steal a piece of military equipment and get away with it."

"Tell that to the Atlesian mech Torchwick stole." Blake whispered to Weiss.

Weiss was about to say something in protest, but the words immediately died in her throat as she paused to wonder why there wasn't any news about the mech being stolen in the first place.

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The video then cut to Wildcat driving everyone down the road in the transport truck.

"Alright, piggy." Vanoss said to Wildcat. "I appreciate the ride. You're gonna have to take us home, alright?"

"Nah. I need you guys." Wildcat said otherwise. "Secret mission."

"Se-secret mission?!" Vanoss questioned Wildcat with a small chuckle. "For what?"

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"This ought to be something." Port said.

"Key word on something." Glynda said with an eye roll.

"A secret mission?" Ruby asked with stars in her eyes.

"I live secret missions!" Nora said in excitement.

"Heck, yeah!" Ruby cheered in agreement as two leaned over some of their friends to share in a high-five.

"Can you not?" Weiss asked in annoyance as she, Jaune, and Pyrrha were being leaned over while Ruby and Nora high-fived each other.

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"I haven't had enough men to do this for years." Wildcat said while Nogla chuckled before Wildcat parked the truck beside a gas station. "Hold on a sec. I gotta get a snickerdoodle."

"What the fuck?" Vanoss questioned with a chuckle as BasicallyIDoWrk got out of the truck as well.

"Can I have some candy?" Lui asked Wildcat. "I don't have any money."

"No." Wildcat replied, bluntly.

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"Hahahaha! Okay, now that would definitely be a reason Ruby would stop a mission." Yang chuckled while looking at the screen.

Ruby merely groaned in annoyance towards her sister while pulling her cloak over her head.

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"I've needed a good team like this, to get this done." Wildcat said as he got back to driving.

"So what exactly do we have to do here?" Vanoss questioned Wildcat.

"Don't! Fucking worry about it!" Wildcat slowly called back to Vanoss. "The time will come..."

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"Anyone want to take a guess on what Wildcat's mission is?" Jaune three out there.

"It's hard to say." Pyrrha said as she looked to the screen in thought. "This is a skitted video, and it is nonsensical, so it would be a little hard to tell."

"I bet it will be something stupid." Weiss said with crossed arms.

"Like we all don't know that." Yang said to Weiss with an eye roll.

"Well, as Mr. Wildcat said we will just have to wait for the time to come." Ozpin said as he looked towards the screen.

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Music played in the background as clip changed to the outside view of a strip club called "Vanilla Unicorn."

The clip just as quickly changed to inside the strip club as Vanoss stood next to Wildcat, who leaned near the stage as he watched a stripper dance on a pole while BasicallyIDoWrk, Nogla, and Lui watched as well.

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"Oh, dear." Ozpin said with a slight grimace as he gave the screen an uncomfortable look.

"Seriously?" Glynda asked in a low voice of annoyance and slight disgust.

"Jaune, don't look." Pyrrha said to her partner.

"That goes for you too, Ren." Nora said as she gave her childhood friend an observing raised brow.

"I'm not looking at anything." Jaune denied as she covered his eyes before turning towards Ren. "Are you looking at anything, Ren?"

"No." Ren said as he too covered his eyes.

"Yeah, we're not looking at anything." Jaune reiterated to Pyrrha.

"This game has strip clubs too?" Yang asked with slight awe. "Awesome."

"Yang Xiao Long." Weiss gave Yang a scowl.

"Oh, don't be such a prude." Yang gave Weiss an eye roll. "I don't have to have the same interests as you."

"Why can't I see?" Ruby asked with a huff as Yang was currently blocking her vision with her hands.

"Cause you're not old enough." Yang replied to her.

"I just want to see them talk about the mission!" Ruby retorted back to her sister. "I promise I won't look at any potential naked women."

"I know you've read some of Blake's books. Nice try." Yang bluntly replied to her sister.

"Wait, what?" Blake asked as she looked at Ruby.

"Uhhhhh...." Ruby trailed off, not wanting to answer Blake.

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"Alright, so I'm sure you all know why I brought you here." Wildcat stated. "I need to fill you in about that secret mission, right?"

Vanoss rotated his camera angle while Wildcat talked, giving the audience a glimpse at the near naked stripper dancing on the pole.

"Damn, look at that ass." Wildcat said as he tossed some money to the stripper.

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Glynda groaned while pinching the bridge of her nose. "Just like Qrow."

"This would be the part that I say something in Qrow's defense, but..." Ozpin started as he trailed off. "He did call me from inside a strip club once."

"I'm pretty sure, Barty and I were with Qrow for that one." Port said, getting an immediate look from Glynda.

"You want to explain?" Glynda rose her brow at Port.

"It had something to do with, in Qrow's words, getting me laid." Oobleck bluntly replied while pushing up his glasses. "Suffice to say, I didn't take much interest."

"You seriously need to get out there, Barty." Port said to his friend. "You only have so long of a life to live."

"There's only one love that I need in my life." Oobleck said to Port. "And that is history."

Glynda rolled her eyes at two before looking back at the screen. However, Glynda also knew that, from a personal conversation with Oobleck, he actually had an interest in Professor Peach.

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"Heh. Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

"Anway, what was I saying?" Wildcat asked.

"Wha-about the mission." Vanoss told Wildcat.

"...What mission?" Wildcat asked after a moment as he continued to throw cash towards the stripper.

"T-Haha huh huh!" Vanoss laughed alongside BasicallyIDoWrk.

"The fucking mission that you brought us here for." Vanoss answered back to Wildcat.

"I brought you a mission to the strip club?" Wildcat asked. "I've suddenly gotten really stupid."

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"Assuming that's not how you were before walking into the strip club." Weiss scoffed with a small chuckle.

"Anyone's gonna get stupid if they stare around long enough while at a strip club." Yang chuckled as she still kept her hands over Ruby's eyes.

"You say that as if you have experience." Blake said to Yang as she gave her partner a raised brow.

"Nah. But my uncle talks about a lot of stuff whenever he gets really drunk." Yang told Blake. "Believe me, he can get really out of it if he has too much to drink."

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"Let me refresh your memory." Vanoss started. "Getting kicked out of military. Pig. Not human. Ring any bells?"

"I got kicked out of the military, but I mean look where I'm at now. This is way better." Wildcat said as he continued to throw money.

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"From a certain perspective." Oobleck commented.

"I'd hardly call going to a strip club a step up from serving in the military." Ozpin said. "But to each his own, I suppose."

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"Yeah, you had a mission for us to fulfill." Vanoss told Wildcat as Nogla chuckled in the background. "A mission."

"Oh-oh yeah. That stupid fucking-I mean you guys want to." Wildcat replied to Vanoss, not really paying attention.

"Well we need to get home, and you said the only way we're gonna get home is if we do that mission." Vanoss reminded Wildcat.

"No! We're staying here for a few more minutes." Wildcat said as he was clearly focused more so on the stripper.

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"I'd call him a pig, but I feel that would be stating the obvious in more ways than one." Weiss said with a shake of her head.

"I wonder how long it's going to take for them to actually get to the mission." Ruby thought aloud as her eyes were still being covered.

"Who knows." Blake said with a shrug.

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"Alright, so after this we can do the mission, and we can go home, right?" Vanoss asked as Wildcat now stood up straight.

"Uh, yeah... but I don't think this is the right place to tell you about this mission." Wildcat said to Vanoss in a more serious voice. "We gotta find a-a little bit better... more secluded place. Follow me."

The clip soon changed to Vanoss and Wildcat sitting inside a golf cart at a golf course, with Wildcat driving. Upbeat music playing in the background.

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"A... golf course?" Pyrrha asked in confusion.

"An.. odd choice as a place to talk about a mission, but I guess it could work." Jaune observed.

"You do remember this a skit, right?" Ren asked his team leader.

"Well, yeah, I was just... saying in a practical sense." Jaune slowly replied.

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"Okay. Alright, piggy, now that we're here..." Vanoss started.

"Yeah?" Wildcat asked.

"Tell is about this stupid mission. Okay?" Vanoss finished.

"Huh?" Wildcat asked in confusion.

"The mission!" Vanoss yelled at Wildcat.

"The fuck you talkin' about?" Wildcat asked.

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Despite Wildcat's skitted idiocy, people in the audience couldn't help but laugh and chuckle at this.

"Hehehe. I think I'm starting to see a pattern here." Blake said while chuckling.

"It's definitely going to be some time before they get to the actual mission." Yang chuckled in agreement.

"Uh, eherm." Ruby cleared her throat for Yang to hear.

"What?" Yang asked her sister.

"Do you mind?" Ruby asked as she pointed to Yang's hand, which was still covering her face.

"Oh, right." Yang said before removing her hand from her little sister's face.

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"The fucking—." Vanoss started.

"You said there was a fucking mission." BasicallyIDoWrk called out to Wildcat.

"The mission that we have to do." Vanoss finished.

"Yeah, the mission to play some fucking golf, right? We're gonna chase the little white ball around, right boys?" Wildcat asked in an excited voice as Vanoss sighed.

"No!" BasicallyIDoWrk said in annoyance. "No, the military mission!"

"You gotta play nine before the fucking sun goes down." Wildcat said.

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"First it was the strip club. Now it's a game of golf." Yang said with a small chuckle. "Honestly, I think Wildcat just wants some friends to do stuff with."

"I hope there's actually a mission." Ruby said. "I'd be kind of disappointed if there wasn't."

"Regardless of the situation, golf is a fun game to take part in." Oobleck said.

"That reminds me. We still need to schedule the staff's annual golf game." Port stated. "I for one won't let Barty keep his reigning title as winner."

"I keep winning because I have more patience than most of the teachers at Beacon." Oobleck said as a matter of factly.

"We'll see about that." Port said to Oobleck with a challenging look.

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The clip then cut to Wildcat driving his and Vanoss's golf cart into the pound section of the course.

"God, golfing is so much fun, you know?" Wildcat asked as he had now completely submerged the golf cart in the water. "I love golf."

"What the fuck are we—?" Vanoss asked in regards to them being under water.

"I'm trying to find my ball." Wildcat told Vanoss as an explosion went off in the water. "...Found it!"

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"Well, he just stalled his cart." Yang commented with crossed arms.

"I never got why they put ponds in golf courses." Nora said with a confused look. "They just lose more golf balls that way."

"It adds to the scenery and acts as an out-of-bounds." Weiss told the ginger bomber.

"That's what the sand pits are for." Nora said with crossed arms and a slight scowl. "Stinking golf ponds."

Weiss raised her brow at Nora before looking towards Ren.

"She's lost quite a few golf balls to the ponds." Ren explained to Weiss.

"I see..." Weiss trailed off as she continued to give the scowling Nora a strange look.

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The clip then cut to Vanoss and Wildcat standing in the water of an in-door cave pool with two NPCs behind them, Wildcat wearing nothing but swimming trunks while Vanoss was in his same clothing as earlier.

"Okay, what the Hell are we doing?" Vanoss asked as his character had his hand to his face before shaking his head in annoyance.

"What? What are you talking about?" Wildcat asked.

"What is this mission?" Vanoss asked. "Okay, we went to the strip club. We played your damn round of golf."

"That was good. That was a great fucking time." Wildcat said in fondness. "Yeah, dude, eighteen holes, man. I shot four over."

"Okay-okay, can you get on with this mission?" Vanoss asked, wanting to move things along. "Jesus. Like where the fuck are we? First of all."

"What fucking mission? We're at the playboy mansion, dude." Wildcat said in a more squinted voice. "This is the best mission a man can ask for."

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"The playboy mansion?" Jaune asked with a raised brow. "What is that, and why would it be the best mission a man could ask for?"

"The playboy mansion was the home of Hugh Hefner." Al Duty answered the young Arc. "While the mansion isn't actually in GTA, the significance is that Hugh Hefner was essentially the founding father of porno magazines. As to what happens at the playboy mansion... well let's just say there's pretty ladies that get naked."

"...Oh." Jaune uttered after a moment of silence, a faint blush on his face as images popped up in his mind.

"Oh, dear." Pyrrha sighed towards Jaune, guessing what was going on through his head.

"I did not need to hear that." Weiss said in disgust as she placed her hands over her face.

"Man, the playboy mansion sounds awesome." Yang said in awe.

"Yang..." Ruby drawled out in annoyance towards her sister.

Glynda merely shook her head at the young Xiao Long. "Just like her father and uncle."

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"O-okay, okay, yeah-but we need to get home, okay?" Vanoss asked as he placed his hand on his face in annoyance once more. "We need to get back."

"Alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright." Wildcat said as drums played in the background. "I've led you guys on about this whole mission enough, alright? It's time to get down to brass tacks here, alright? But first, okay, we can't just go in there... with-with nothing, alright? We need some supplies."

"Supplies?" Vanoss asked.

"Yes! I've got people who have things that we need." Wildcat stated to Vanoss.

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"This can only go so well." Blake said with deadpan sarcasm. "I can tell already."

"I don't trust the way he said supplies." Weiss said as she furrowed her eyes at Wildcat.

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The video changed the hood. Hip hop music playing in the background as Vanoss and Wildcat were shown standing beside each other several feet away from some black NPCs. Vanoss was now wearing a camo beanie while Wildcat now wore a basketball shirt and some really short shorts that showed just how plump his character's ass was.

"Alright, we're here. So apparently we're supposed to get supplies, right?" Vanoss asked Wildcat.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys over there—." Wildcat started.

"Why are we in the hood?" BasicallyIDoWrk asked Wildcat in concern.

"Cause this is where we're getting the supplies! Alright?" Wildcat affirmed to Basically. "These two guys over there."

"I don't feel safe, at all." BasicallyIDoWrk complained.

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"I doubt anyone would feel safe in a place like that." Weiss said as she observed the hood.

"I'd imagine you'd have to grow up there in order to be used to the living conditions." Blake surmised.

"For starters, what kind of supplies would Wildcat want from this place?" Pyrrha asked with a raised brow.

"Hehe. I don't know. But god, do Vanoss and Wildcat know how to dress for the occasion." Yang said while chuckling at Wildcat's clothing and Vanoss's beanie.

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"Fuck-don't-these are-look at the way I'm dressed right now." Wildcat motioned to himself. "These are my people."

"Just-I dress like this all the time." Wildcat said as Vanoss moved his camera angle to show how short Wildcat's shorts are. "I-I-I hang out with these guys all the time."

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"Damn. Those are shorter than what I wear." Yang said as everyone got a good view of Wildcat's short shorts.

"He must really like the breeze." Nora commented.

"It's a video game, Nora. I don't think their characters can feel hot or cold." Ren told his friend.

"They can burn though." Al Duty pointed out.

Nora pointed a hand towards the AI as she smiled at Ren. "They can burn, Ren. Meaning their characters can feel temperature."

"I don't think that's how that works." Ren replied to Nora with a small shake of his head.

"Regardless of temperature, I personally think the lad is trying too hard." Port stated as he didn't much favor Wildcat's current outfit.

"Yes, there's blending in, and then there's exaggeration." Oobleck added in agreement with his friend.

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The camera angle panned out to show BasicallyIDoWrk, Lui, and Nogla looking towards Vanoss and Wildcat.

"We're gonna get the supplies, and we're gonna be on our way, alright?" Wildcat said to his friends before pulling out a pistol and turning around.

"Yo, what up Tyrice!" Wildcat called out to one of the NPCs while walking up to them. "Tyrone, it's your boy, sugar nips!"

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"Pfft! Hahahaha! I'm sorry. What?" Yang asked after laughing.

"Wha-what did he just call himself?" Jaune asked with a nervous chuckle.

"That sounds so weird, and so wrong." Ruby said with a cringed look while shaking her head.

"Sugar nips." Yang repeated with a chuckle. "That's a new one."

"It kind of sounds like a stripper's name." Nora said with a strangely thoughtful look.

"... I don't even want to know." Ren said to his childhood friend while shaking his head.

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"Y'all got that stuff, huh?" Wildcat asked while pointing his pistol at the NPCs, something they did not take kindly to. "You got that stuff?"

Wildcat immediately got smacked by one NPC before the two NPCs pulled guns out on him.

"Oh, shit!" Wildcat yelled out as he was shot dead, falling to the ground.

The NPCs ran off while everyone stood in silence.

"...Medic!" Lui yelled out in his kid voice.

"He hahaha!" BasicallyIDoWrk laughed.

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At this, most of the students in the audience couldn't help but laugh.

"Well-hehehe! That went sideways, real fast." Ruby said while chuckling.

"Hehehe. Was there any doubt that it wouldn't go wrong?" Blake asked with a raised brow while chuckling.

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"Alright!" Vanoss spoke aloud as everyone was now sitting on a blue choice at Vanoss's penthouse. "We're here. We got your so-called quote, unquote  'supplies.'"

As Vanoss said this, the camera zoomed in towards a red and yellow bong situated on a coffee table.

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"Of course that's what the supplies were." Glynda said with a shake of her head.

"We can add participating in narcotics to the list of things you can do in this video game." Weiss said with a deadpan voice.

"Man playing this game must be really fun." Yang said with a smile while Weiss just gave Yang a look of disbelief.

"Thus far, nothing Wildcat has done has anything to do with an actual mission." Jaune pointed out. "I know this is a skit and all, but I kind of want to see some action."

"I'm sure we're about to see it." Ruby said optimistically. "They wouldn't go on about a mission the entire video and not pay up on it."

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"Hey, don't talk shit about those supplies." Wildcat told Vanoss. "Those are the best supplies I've ever gotten from those guys."

"O-ok ok, get on with the fucking mission." Vanoss told Wildcat. "Jesus."

"Alright!" Wildcat stated. "I just wanted to watch a little cartoons, okay? I like to unwind after I enjoy my... supplies."

The clip then cut to everyone looking at Wildcat walking around the middle of the living room, dramatic music playing in the background.

"Alright, so the fucking mission. I got kicked out of the military." Wildcat started. "They don't like hooves. I have hooves. There's nothing I can do about it. I gotta get revenge on those fuckers. So-so here's the plan, alright? We're gonna infiltrate their military base. We're gonna go in a team of two... two teams of two,  three teams of two, who knows how many teams of two... we gotta do..."

"Kh! Haha!" Vanoss cracked a small laugh.

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"That's a lot of twos." Nora said with a giggle. "Count us with team RWBY, and you've got four teams of two."

"Well at least it seems we're about to see this mission." Pyrrha said with a small, yet slightly awkward chuckle. "Though I don't doubt that it will be as ludicrous as everything else in this video."

"Well they'll be breaking into a military base, so that should be fun to see, at least." Yang shrugged with a smirk.

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"...To get inside that military base." Wildcat continued. "But, I have enough choppers for all of us, alright? We're gonna fly in. We're gonna come in at a decent cruising altitude, and we're all gonna jump out—parachute in. We need someone northside, some on the west side, alright? We gotta be tactical about this shit. We gotta be sneaky. We gotta be stealthy. We're gonna get in there, and steal some valuable military equipment, and get the fuck out of there. Quick, and quiet, and clean. Is that clear?"

"I got it." Vanoss said.

The clip immediately cut to Wildcat driving his transport truck over the fence to the military base, everyone in the back as epic rock music plays in the background.

"Alright, boys, buckle up! We're goin' in!" Wildcat yelled.

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"Aw, yeah! Straight into the action!" Yang cheered while raising her fists in the air.

"Let loose the idiots of war." Blake deadpanned while waving a tiny flag.

"The fuck you get that?" Al Duty asked Blake, though only to receive no response.

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"Let's go!" Vanoss yelled as well.

"We're not makin' it!" Mini yelled before everyone all fell out of the transport truck, slamming against a wall.

"Oh, shit!" Vanoss yelled as everyone fell on each other as he got up, Nogla laughing in the process. "We're in!"

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"Hahahaha!" Yang let out a boisterous laugh while slapping her knees.

"Ooh! Hahahaha!" Ruby laughed with a slight cringe at the faceplants Vanoss and his friends just took. "Quadruple hit."

"Hahaha! They just slammed right into the wall!" Port bellowed in his laughter.

Even Ozpin and Glynda couldn't help but chuckle a bit at how hilariously stupid the scene was.

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"We need to fuckin—!" Nogla started to say as everyone laughed.

"We're in!" Wildcat yelled.

"Go, go, go, go, go!" Vanoss ordered as everyone got up and ran around.

"Guys, we got enemies inbound!" Wildcat yelled out as they moved further into the base.

"Get in the jeep! Get in the jeep!" Vanoss yelled as he and Wildcat commandeered a military jeep.

"We lost a tire!" Vanoss yelled as he and Wildcat drove away from other military vehicles chasing them.

"We don't need wheels where we're goin!" Wildcat yelled in a gruff accent.

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"Wow, haha! This is becoming more and more like a Spruce Willis movie by the second." Jaune commented with a small laugh.

"As action-packed as this all is, what did Wildcat mean that they don't need wheels where they're going?" Ren asked with a raised brow as he looked on in thought.

Blake thought about this as well before she turned to look at Ren. "You don't think..."

Ren looked back at Blake, coming up with the same conclusion she had and merely shrugged. "I suppose we're about to find out."

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"Lay down some fire!" Vanoss yelled.

"Alright, piggy. What's the plan? What's the plan? What's the plan?" Vanoss asked Wildcat as Wildcat continued to drive the jeep.

"We gotta find the jet, and we gotta get out of here." Wildcat informed Vanoss.

"Come on, you know this place like the back of your hooves!" Vanoss told Wildcat. "Come on! Come on! Do something!"

"I know it just like the back of my hooves." Wildcat said as he continued to drive. "Alright, there's a couple jets."

"I'll take the one on the left, you take the one on the right!" Vanoss yelled to Wildcat as they got out of the jeep and ran towards two separate jets.

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"Yep. They're stealing airships. Or at least what looks like airships." Blake said with a raised brow.

"Hmm. A little narrow in design..." Weiss trailed off as she observed the appearance of the jets. "But the wings are definitely an indicator that these are vehicles built for flight. Though they clearly were only built for one passenger."

"I kind of like the name of it. Jets." Ruby stated with a small smile. "It's simple, yet it just sounds sleek and cool."

"Well, let's see how Vanoss and Wildcat are gonna get these bad boys off the ground." Yang said with an anticipating smile of excitement.

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"I don't know why we're stealing jets, but okay." Vanoss said with a small chuckle as he broke into the cockpit of a jet, popping it open for him to get in.

"I told you, I wanted one." Wildcat said to Vanoss. "I have no use for it, I just need it out of principle. These fuckers stole more from me than a two million dollar aircraft."

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"I don't think a military career costs more than a military aircraft." Glynda said with a raised brow. "Regardless of this being a skit."

"Well, some people do value their careers over most other things in life, so it wouldn't be too far fetched." Ozpin stated with a shrug.

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"HeHah!" Vanoss laughed a bit as he and Wildcat slowly drove their respective jets out of the hangars.

However, as they started to take off, the two of them failed to realize they were driving right towards each other at a cross section.

"Look out!" Wildcat yelled as he crashed into Vanoss.

"Ohoho shit!" Vanoss laughed while chuckling as he and Wildcat died in an explosion.

WASTED
You committed suicide.

"Hahaha! Are you fucking serious?" Vanoss asked as he, BasicallyIDoWrk, Lui, and Nogla laughed. "Hahahaha!"

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The majority of the audience couldn't help but laugh alongside Vanoss and his friends at his and Wildcat's screw up.

"Wow! Hahahaha!" Yang laughed aloud. "All of that work and wasted time, and they blow up what they came to steal."

"I don't think this was a part of their skit." Weiss said with a small laugh. "I think they were just being uncoordinated."

"Well there goes the jet." Ruby chuckled with a sigh. "Mission failure."

"Game over." Jaune added with a chuckle.

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"Jesus... fucking Christ!" Wildcat swore with a chuckle.

"Abort mission, Nogla! Abort mission!" Lui yelled to Nogla in his kid voice while Vanoss respawned while still laughing.

"God dammit!" Vanoss said while chuckling as he started to walk.

"Maybe I wasn't cut out for the military after all." Wildcat said. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to use the joysticks in a fighter jet, with hooves? I just-it's like trying to operate it with fists, it just wasn't working."

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"I'd imagine it to be pretty difficult." Pyrrha said as she chuckled with her hand to her mouth.

"It's a good thing there haven't been any known faunus with the trait of having hooves for hands." Blake said with a small chuckle. "Life would be really hard for them."

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"Hahaha!" Vanoss chuckled as he ran up to the respawned Wildcat, who was by a road alongside BasicallyIDoWrk and Mini Ladd.

"No wonder they didn't wanna give me a fucking assault rifle. How am I supposed to pull the trigger?" Wildcat asked in a sad voice.

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"Aw. Poor Wildcat." Ruby spoke in an apologetic tone with a small giggle.

"He was so close, yet so far." Nora said in a mock-dramatic tone as he leaned back while placing the back of her hand on her forehead.

"I couldn't imagine not being able to pull the trigger on Crescent Rose. Let alone not being able to pull the trigger on any gun." Ruby said with a slight horrified shiver.

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"Alright, who's calling the taxi?" Vanoss asked with a small chuckle.

"Taxi!" Wildcat called out as he ran into an oncoming car, dying in the process as it started to rain.

"HaHah!" Vanoss laughed and chuckled at what just happened.

"Medic!" BasicallyIDoWrk yelled once more

the end

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"Medic!" Ruby and Nora called out at the same time while people in the audience chuckled or laughed at the ending.

Al Duty's face then appeared on the viewing screen as he spoke to the audience.

"So... what do you think?" Al Duty asked.

"It was super hilarious." Ruby said with a smile as Nora nodded in agreement.

"I could watch these guys for hours." Yang said with a smile and a sigh after subsiding from her laughter.

"It was... definitely an experience." Ozpin said with a small chuckle before clearing his throat. "Though I do hope it won't take up too much of our time."

"Eh, don't sweat about going home. I got that covered." Al Duty waved Ozpin off. "Anyways. The next video is going be another GTA 5 video. But first... I need to go a few more guests, so... see you fuckers in a few minutes."

And with that, Al Duty vanished from the room, the viewing screen now completely black as he went to retrieve some more audience members.

"Who do you think he's bringing?" Jaune asked Ruby.

Ruby merely replied with a shrug. "Maybe it's someone we know."

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Location: Ironwood's airship_

Within his cell aboard General Ironwood's airship, Roman Torchwick sat idly by, awaiting for the day when Cinder's plan would go into full effect, and when Neo would bust him out of this cell.

So, for the meantime, Roman decided to take a bit of a nap while he was in his cell. However, just while he was in the middle of his nap, the sound of sparks had started to stir him from his sleep. Soon enough light shown through his cell and the criminal mastermind groaned with closed eyes.

"Really, General? You don't even have the decency to let a man sleep?" Roman asked as he slowly rose up and blinked his eyes open.

However, what he saw before him was anything but General Ironwood getting ready to question him again. Instead, Roman was faced with a large, empty, white room.

Roman blinked with wide eyes before he used his cuffed hands to rub them. Blinking once more, Roman saw that the white room was still in front of him.

Continuing to stare at the white room with a dumbfounded expression, Roman uttered the only logical question that came to his mind.

"What the fu—?"

End chapter.

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Next video: GTA 5 Glitches & Mods - FIB Building Mission, Ghostbusters, Big Poop, Elevator Shaft.

Author's notes:

So, here's the revision of the first chapter of RWBY watches VanossGaming and Crew. Finally, I know.

I had planned to get this out around last week, but I got sick, and I had the worst neck pain and migraine combination that I never thought was possible. It sucked.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this chapter. Do note that everything in between the zombies video should not be considered canon to this story, as those chapters will be revised as well to fit more with what I'm doing here.

I'll also be uploading this story to Fanfiction, so make sure to look out for it there.

See you guys next time. Peace.