At Beacon Academy, students were going about their weekend conversing with each other, practicing for the Vytal Festival, or making their way down into the city of Vale.

One of these students was a petite, fair skinned, green eyed girl with black hair done up in twin tails with white bows. Her attire was that of a sleeveless black blouse that cut off at her midriff. The blouse also had white frills on the chest with a black ribbon hanging from the girl's collar. Her wrists were covered with medium-length black armbands. Beneath her blouse was a knee-length skirt fastened with a white belt. On her feet she wore black shoes over large, thick white socks. Upon the sole of her shoes was a triple edged mitsudomoe symbol.

To the eyes of everyone else, she appeared as a student from Haven Academy. However, what no one else within Beacon knew, save for the girl's "teammates", was that she was not a student from Haven, nor was she a huntress-in-training at all. Rather, she was none other than the partner of Roman Torchwick, Neopolitan,  using her semblance to disguise herself in front of everyone else at the school.

The disguised Neo was currently moseying about the day. Cinder didn't need her for anything at the moment so Neo thought it would be the perfect time to find something fun to do.

She thought that she should go down into Vale to visit Junior and the Malachite twins. But before she could do that, she had to use the bathroom.
Luckily Beacon had public restrooms so she wouldn't have to walk all the way to her "team's" dorm room.

Upon entering the girl's stalls Neo found the place to be empty, not that she cared. She simply made her way to the back stall, pulled out her scroll and let it all out.

After several minutes of silence with the noise of some sort of looney cartoon coming from Neo's scroll, the petite girl eventually flushed the toilet before exiting the stall.

As she walked away from the stall, Neo gave a silent chuckle to the cartoon she was watching. Though as she exited the bathroom entirely, her eyes were still glued to the cartoon, prompting Neo to fail to notice the change in scenery around her.

Soon though, Neo started to quickly notice that her attire was changing back to her usual clothing of her cropped, broad tailed white and pink jacket, curved brown corset, brown pants, and her many black beaded necklaces around her neck. Through the reflection of her scroll, Neo also saw as her eyes reverted back to their heterochromatic pink and brown eyes, along with her hair turning back to pink and brown with a streak of white.

Neo widened her eyes in surprise upon finding her appearance suddenly changing back to her normal look, without even trying to use her semblance. Though when she looked up to see if anyone spotted her, Neo widened her eyes further to find she had not exited the bathroom within the school, but that she was now in a large, pure white room. She turned around to check for the bathroom door she exited, only to find the door was no longer there.

Neo stood there, eyes still wide as she had become absolutely gobsmacked as to what had just happened. However, the sound of an all too familiar voice filled her ears.

"What the fuck?"

Neo immediately turned to the direction of the voice to find another door appearing within the room, and out from that door soon came none other than Roman Torchwick.

Roman blinked in confusion as he scanned around the white room, only to soon spot his stout accomplice.

"What the-Neo?!" Roman asked in surprise.

It was then that the door Roman had walked out of immediately closed behind him, causing the ginger haired criminal to turn around with his shock doubling.

"What?" Roman questioned again.

Roman walked up to where the door was, running his cuffed hands over the wall to try and find the seam of the door, only to feel nothing. He tried knocking against it, even pushing up on where the door should have been, but to no result.

The criminal mastermind furrowed his eyes as Neo walked up to him.

Roman then motioned his hands to Neo as he stared at the wall. "Neo. Pin."

Neo responded to her boss by pulling out a bobby pin from her pocket and inserting it into the lock hole of the handcuffs. After some fidgeting, the cuffs unlocked, allowing for Roman to remove them.

As he rubbed his wrists, Roman glanced around the white room. "Correct me if I'm wrong, Neo, but I'm pretty sure this doesn't have anything to do with the plan."

Neo replied by shaking her head in response.

"So how did you get here?" Roman asked her.

Neo answered him by doing the tinkle dance for a moment.

"You still don't have to go, do you?" Roman asked some more.

Neo shook her head once again.

"Well, I guess that's some small victory." Roman blandly spoke as he continued to look around the room. "Now we just gotta figure out a way to get out of wherever the hell we are."

"You can try, but the last group of people couldn't do jack shit to leave."

Immediately, Roman and Neo became alert at the sound of the new, robotic voice.

"Who's there?" Roman called out as he and his henchwoman scoured the room again.

Just then, a wall opened up to reveal a black screen with Al Duty's face on it.

"Howdy doo-dee, Carrot-top and Neapolitan." Al Duty said to the two criminals.

"Wha—Carrot-top?" Roman questioned with a raised brown and an agape jaw. "It's Roman Torchwick and Neopolitan."

"Like there's a fucking difference, dude." Al Duty fully replied.

Neo responded to this by flipping Al Duty off with a double birdie.

"Oh, fuck me? No. Fuck you." Al Duty retorted to the short-stack criminal.

Neo promptly replied by pointing a finger back at Al Duty.

"No. Fuck you." Al Duty said again.

"Okay, okay. Can this not be a thing right now?" Roman asked as he got in between Neo and Al Duty's screen. "Everything is happening so fast, and my sanity can't handle derailing from the very obvious questions that need to be asked here. Who are you, and what did you do with us?"

"Oh, right." Al Duty said as he quickly remembered he had to explain to the two criminals as to what was going on. However, that didn't stop the a.i. from giving one last glance at Neo. "We will continue this at a later date."

This time, Neo responded by sticking her tongue out and blowing a raspberry at Al Duty.

Ignoring Neo, Al Duty looked back over at Roman. "Anyways, my name is Al Duty. I'm an a.i. with "jack-ass" as my personality core. You two have been kidnap-I mean invited to watch stupid and funny videos of twenty to thirty-something year old men playing video games."

Roman and Neo stared at Al Duty for several moments. Neither of them taking their eyes away from the a.i. 's screen.

After a moment, Roman let out a small, frustrated sigh as he pinched the bridge of his nose. "You're not gonna make this easy for me, are you?"

"Do you want the long version, or to stick with the short version?" Al Duty asked the criminal.

"Will the long version give me less of a migraine?"  Roman asked.

"Let's find out." Al Duty replied. "Eherm."

Five Minutes Later~

"And that's the gist of it." Al Duty finished his explanation.

Roman and Neo stared at Al Duty for a moment before the former clasped his hands together.

"So let me get this straight. We're in another universe, watching stupid gaming videos from a different universe, and you've somehow managed to build the entire place with Aura dampeners." Roman recapped from Al Duty.

"Mhmm." Al Duty replied.

Roman gave a deadpan stare for another moment. "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."

"Well, when you put it like that... you right." Al Duty told him. "But you've got nowhere else to go, so you're gonna have to deal with it."

Roman sighed once more as Neo looked to her boss with a raised brow. "Well, if nothing, I'm an opportunistic man. It's been a crazy year, so I guess I'll take this."

"Good." Al Duty said to him.

Suddenly, a hole in the ceiling opened up to have a sturdy, wooden sign and erasable marker fall from it.

"Neo, those are for you. Now you can write your thoughts down, and anyone can reply to them if they're actively looking at you." Al Duty told Neo, prompting her to walk over to the wooden sign and marker.

Once in her hands, Neo got to work writing something down before flipping the sign around.

'Earlier, you said there were others?' She signed.

"Uh-huh. Bunch of people from Beacon." Duty answered her. "We got the headmaster. We got the deputy headmistress. We got two teachers. We got Team JNPR. And we got Team RWBY."

"Wait, Red's here?" Roman asked as a frown formed on his face. "You know, the one good thing about being locked up on the General's ship was that I didn't have to look at her sickeningly adorable face and hear her annoying, innocent voice."

"Cope, bitch." Al Duty bluntly replied.

Just then, the outline of a door appeared on one of the adjacent walls, causing Roman and Neo to blink in confusion once more.

"Anywho, I'm gonna explain everything to them all in the other room. Once you you hear your names, just put your hand on the door and it will open." Al Duty told the two criminals. "You got that Carrot-top?"

"Quit calling me Carrot-top." Roman narrowed his eyes as he crossed his arms.

"Gotta pay me to stop." Al Duty stated. "Until then, see ya, Carrot-top."

The screen Al Duty's face was on had turned off before receding into the wall. Once the screen was gone from sight, Roman narrowed his eyes further in annoyance.

"You know something, Neo, I think I found someone more annoying than Red." Roman said to his petite partner.

'He doesn't seem too bad.' Neo signed to her boss. 'Better than Cinder.'

At this, Roman conceded with a shrug. "Better annoying than threatening, I guess."

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Within the theater, everyone was patiently waiting for Al Duty's return. Some passed the time by thinking to themselves while others conversed with one another. However, it wasn't long until Al Duty's voice was heard through the speakers of the theater once more.

"Hi." Al Duty simply announced.

"Oh, hey. You're back." Yang said to the a.i.. "Who'd you bring with you?"

"I'd it Penny?" Ruby raised her hand.

"Nope. It's two people." Al Duty started off. "And everyone should know who they are... I think. Well, you all should know of one of them."

"Sun and Neptune?" Blake questioned.

"Emerald and Mercury?" Pyrrha hazarded a guess.

"James and Qrow." Ozpin threw his hat into the ring.

"No to every one of those people. For now anyways." Al Duty said to the three that spoke. "But these two are gonna blow your socks off. Trust me, you're never gonna guess who they are."

However, it was at that moment that Ruby had turned her head to the back of the theater, soon to widen her eyes in shock at who she saw.

"Roman Torchwick?!" Ruby shrieked out.

"Holy shit. Are you psychic?" Al Duty asked Ruby in awe. "I was just about to say that's who one of them were. That's fucking amazing."

"What?" Ruby asked Al Duty in confusion before shaking her head. "No. Roman Torchwick just walked in through a door in the back. Along with that short woman he was with before. I think her name is Neo."

One by one, everyone in the audience looked back in varying degrees of shock and surprise to find Roman and Neo standing in a doorway that led into the theater.

Yang furrowed her eyes in anger at Neo as she growled out to her. "You!"

'Me!' Neo signed with a taunting smile to Yang.

"You had one job, eye-liner, and you fucked half of it." Al Duty said to Roman in a somewhat angry tone. "Way to go."

"First of all: Eye-liner? Seriously?!" Roman complained to Al Duty. "Secondly, I thought that was our cue."

"Wait until I say your names, dumbass." Al Duty said to Roman. "I wanted to ease everyone in to what was going on first."

"Maybe, you should have communicated better!" Roman shot back.

'I'm pretty sure this is how divorces happen.' Neo signed.

"You brought criminals with you?" Glynda got up with an angry look. "Not to mention that since Torchwick is here, you broke him out of confinement on James's ship."

"Yeah... but they did blow some socks off, right?" Al Duty asked, uncaring to the fact that he committed a crime. "Jaune? Weiss? Port? I know it blew Ruby's socks off."

"Has anyone told you that you are unbearable to deal with?" Glynda asked Al Duty with narrowed eyes.

"National Disaster, at your service." Al Duty proudly declared.

"You can't seriously expect us to watch these videos with two criminals sitting right next to us." Blake stated to Al Duty.

"Oh, relax, Kitty cat, we'll be sitting in the back." Roman said to Blake as he and Neo took their seats in the third-to-last row. "Like we want to sit next to you guys either."

"I don't think that really changes the situation here." Ren said as he held an uncertain look.

"Yes. While we cannot really have much sway over your choice of company, Mr. Al, you must realize that this is difficult for us to simply ignore." Ozpin calmly spoke. "Roman Torchwick, and undoubtedly his partner as well, have been causing a lot of chaos in Vale for the past few months. Not to mention how much of a ruckus Roman's disappearance will be for James and the Atlas personnel."

"I can see the headlines already." Roman smirked a bit. "Toughest General on Remnant loses criminal mastermind. The people will eat it up."

"It's four professional huntsmen and two huntsmen academy teams against two." Glynda sternly told Roman. "Do you want to test your luck?"

Roman glanced around the room a bit, taking notice how he and Neo were severely outnumbered and outgunned. Especially without aura or weapons.

"I'm gonna have to take a rain check on that." Roman simply replied while Neo gave Glynda the finger.

"Everybody calm down, okay?" Al Duty said. "Why don't we just take our minds off this whole topic and get along with killing your brain cells with stupid videos? Sounds fun, right?"

"Not when you phrase it like that. No." Weiss shook her head.

"Yeah, like Professor Ozpin said, it's really hard to change the topic of the situation when you put two criminals in a room with us." Ruby said to Al Duty.

"Look, everyone just watch the video. I don't get paid for this shit." Al Duty said in annoyance. "I can and will send out a sound frequency that will cause your ears to bleed."

There were a few mumbled conversations and wary looks among the Beacon portion of the audience before they placed themselves back in their previous positions, though not without giving Roman and Neo a few last looks.

"Thank God that you people know how to listen to your robot overlord." Al Duty said in an almost happy tone.

"Just play the damn video." Yang said as she quietly grumbled about Neo.

"Touchy." Al Duty muttered at Yang before starting up the video.

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The video had started up with low and eerie music.

Vanoss was shown using an avatar with black hair, sunglasses, jeans, and a white button-up shirt with a neck tie. Basically was shown with a brown-skinned avatar wearing nothing but shorts and a brown monkey mask that covered his entire head. Moo was also there wearing a black cap, a parachute backpack over his bare chest, and a very colorful pair of shorts. All three of them were carrying guns.

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"Wow. Not even a three seconds in, and this already looks weird." Roman remarked.

"Trust all of us. It is going to get weirder." Oobleck said to the criminal.

"Those shorts are just too bright." Weiss thought to herself with a frown. "It is a crime against common fashion for someone to be dressed in that outfit."

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As they stood at the foot of a stairwell in a dark office building, lights flashing red, Vanoss spoke with an echo to his voice.

"Alright, people." He stated. "You guys are the Ghostbusters of the century. Okay? We must solve this mystery of the haunted office."

Just then, a funky and jazzy tune played as a cartoonish ghost was shown trapped behind a red banning sign.

As the funky music played, images of Vanoss, Basically, and Moo were shown as the word "Ghostbusters" popped up three times on the screen.

"🎶Ghostbusters!🎶"

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There was a short pause among everyone in the audience as they digested the scene that had just played out.

"Um... Huh?" Jaune asked with his brow raised.

"That clearly is a reference from their world." Pyrrha said as her expression was one of perplexity.

"Ghostbusters, eh?" Yang tested the word. "Kind of a catchy name."

"And a catchy beat." Nora added.

"So, I can understand what these Ghostbusters are by their name alone, but can we have a synopsis?" Blake asked Al Duty.

"Okay, so basically, three quirky scientists and a normal dude have a business of going around and catching ghosts." Al Duty explained. "It's a horror-comedy that broke box office records at the time it was released."

"Well, it sounds like an enjoyable movie." Ozpin said.

"And a very profitable one at that." Roman muttered to Neo.

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"This is the most random group of people to start a Ghostbusters team." Vanoss then said.

"Huhuh hehuh." Moo chuckled in response. "Our different upbringings are gonna make for the ultimate team."

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There were a few chuckles here and there among the audience towards the bluntness of Vanoss's comment.

"Hey, just like us!" Ruby said in regards to Moo's comment, smiling as she looked between her teammates.

"I wouldn't call ourselves the ultimate team." Blake replied to her leader.

"Yeah. If anything, we're the ultimate team." Nora proudly declared as she motioned to herself and the rest of JNPR.

"Wanna bet on that?" Yang asked Nora with a smirk.

Before Nora could reply, Ren hopped into the conversation. "Seeing as how we are all first years, I wouldn't say either of our teams can lay claim to the title of "ultimate team"."

"Well, with the proper tutelage and training, I think both of our teams can become contenders." Weiss said. "Of course, I will make sure our team is the true "ultimate team"."

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The video cut to the three of them walking towards a door with the number "47" right next to it as Delirious started to speak with a spooky tone.

"OoOoOoOoOh." Delirious spoke as he acted like a cliche ghost.

"Shh. Shh. Shh." Vanoss whispered to Basically and Moo. "Do you hear that? Do you hear that guys?"

"I can hear him." Moo said.

"Oh my God... I'm scared." Basically said, acting like a crying wuss.

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"Ah, the classic setup of a horror movie." Port said.

'The leader, the straight man, and the bitch boy.' Neo signed.

"Yes, this setting is cliche, but it tends to work in most cases." Oobleck concurred with his colleague.

"If that is the case, I take it Basically is going to die first?" Glynda raised her brow with a straightforward look.

"Why do the faunus always die first in horror movies?" Blake asked, looking down as she shook her head.

"Well, in our universe, it's the black guy that died first, but sure." Al Duty replied to Blake.

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As Vanoss walked through the door, Delirious continued to act like a ghost.

"Yeah, OoOoOoOh." He went on.

"Shhhhhhshhhshh. Shhshh." Vanoss continued to whisper as he and the other two walked up to an office break room that had glass walls and a glass door.

"OoOoOhyah." Delirious continued.

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"Who's the guy acting like a ghost?" Ruby asked.

"Yeah, and we don't know who the guy with the beach shorts is either." Jaune pointed out.

"Well the man with the random-ass wardrobe is Moo. The guy being a ghost is H20 Delirious." Al Duty explained.

"Water Delirious?" Weiss questioned.

"H20." Al Duty corrected her.

"That's what I said." Weiss replied to the a.i.

"I didn't know you could go delirious from water." Nora said in surprise.

"Only through fatal water intoxication." Oobleck said to Nora.

"Huh. Well, you learn something new everyday." Nora said as she looked at Pyrrha, who shrugged in response.

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"Guys, he's around here somewhere." Vanoss stated.

Suddenly the shadow of Delirious's avatar was shown on a wall inside the break room.

"There he is!" Vanoss shouted as he aimed his gun at Delirious's shadow.

"Ah! Ah!" Basically exclaimed in mock fear.

"I'm the murdering, masturbating, killer ghost of this office, you better leave now!" Delirious ominously warned as his character was doing the jerk off emote.

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"Uh-heh. The murdering what?" Roman asked with a confused chuckle.

He wasn't the only one in the audience as mostly everyone was perplexed at what Delirious had just said.

"Murdering, masturbating, killer ghost." Blake repeated with a drawl. "Seriously?"

'I guess he's a multitasking ghost.' Neo signed with a raised brow, though a small and humored smile on her lips.

"At the very least, he timed his disappearance pretty well." Pyrrha added in, though not without giving an unsure look to the screen.

"Wow. This game even has a jerk-off function." Yang said with a small snicker.

"Ew." Ruby said with slight disgust.

"Is this seriously the direction this skit is going in?" Glynda asked with a deadpan.

"That would seem to be the case." Ozpin said with an even look.

"Well, this already tops the last video in terms of strangeness." Port stated.

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Suddenly Delirious's shadow vanished upon the lights flickering.

"Where'd he go?!" Moo shouted.

"Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Where'd he go? Where'd he go?" Vanoss asked as his voice raised in anxiety.

"He's gonna cum on us, Evan!" Basically cried out to Vanoss. "Evan, he's gonna cum on us!"

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"No. No. No. No. No." Weiss shook her head over and over.

"Hehehe." Yang snickered some more.

"Toilet humor. Low-brow, yet somewhat effective." Ren calmly stated. "Though mostly to children and older people with dirty minds."

"Then I guess Yang has a dirty mind." Ruby said as she glanced over to her sister.

"Guilty." Yang snickered some more as she raised her hand.

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"We got this. Don't worry, man. Don't worry." Vanoss replied to Basically as he slowly walked into the break room, a beating heart placed within the video's audio. "Just approach nice and slowly. Be very careful."

Vanoss approached the end of the break room, towards a large office machine. Though upon turning the corner, Vanoss found himself staring at Delirious, who was currently jacking off beside the machine. It should also be noted that squishy, jerking sounds were placed in the audio.

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"Ugh! There's sound to it!" Weiss shouted in revulsion as she immediately covered her ears.

"It's worse for me." Blake cringed as her bow flattened on her head.

"Hahahaha!" Yang started to laugh louder.

"Oh, dear God." Glynda silently groaned into her hand.

"Now that's just not right." Roman said, though not without a snicker.

Meanwhile, Neo was silently chuckling at the scene

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After a moment of awkward silence, and Moo walking up to the scene as well, Delirious uttered out one word.

"Hi." He said.

It was then that Delirious was immediately shot in the head by Vanoss as his body fell backwards.

"Haha!" Vanoss laughed as the Ghostbusters music began to play again.

"Khh-hahahaha!" Delirious laughed as well with Basically and Moo joining in.

"Hi." Vanoss repeated Delirious's last word as the others continued to laugh.

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Immediately everyone laughed and chuckled at the scene.

"Well that was abrupt." Roman said while laughing.

"Hahaha!" Yang laughed. "Just-just "Hi" and bam!"

"The timing was impeccable." Port chuckled.

"It's still a weird clip, but that was some pretty good slapstick." Blake laughed a little.

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The sequence from earlier played again with the added addition of Delirious's shadow jerking off.

"🎶Ghostbusters!🎶"

The Ghostbusters logo was then shown with a Jason Vorhees mask over its face with bulging eyes.

Grand Theft Auto

The video promptly cut to Vanoss, Delirious, and Wildcat inside a bathroom. Wildcat had a gun in his hands as he stood right in front of a urinal.

"🎶Taking a pee. Making a stream.🎶" Wildcat sang as Vanoss snuck up behind him in a hunched pose. "🎶I don't know why my pee is green.🎶"

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"Hey, Wildcat's back!" Yang cheered with a laugh.

"In what world does a grown adult sing about using the restroom in such a childish manner?" Weiss asked in a mix of perplexity and disgust.

"A man who knows that he himself is immature." Ozpin said to Weiss with a humored look.

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"Get slapped!" Vanoss yelled out as Wildcat's character turned around to be slapped so hard by Vanoss that he died.

"What the f—?!" Wildcat exclaimed before his dead body slumped into the urinal. "Earugh..."

"Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed as "Revenge Kill" appeared on his screen.

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"Hahaha!" Ruby laughed alongside Yang, Jaune, and Nora.

"That came out of nowhere." Pyrrha chuckled.

"That had to have been a pretty hard slap." Roman laughed a little.

"Realistically, only a very few of the strongest people on Remnant could kill someone with one slap." Oobleck pointed out. "Disregarding Aura."

'I wish I could slap that hard.' Neo signed with a silent giggle. 'It would be both effective and funny.'

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"Hahahahahaha!" Delirious laughed as well.

The video then cut to Vanoss walking inside of a janitor's closet.

"Oh, my God. What the hell?" Vanoss questioned as he started to plant some C4s onto the floor. "That's so weird!"

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"Okay, what's Vanoss doing now?" Blake raised her brow with a giggle.

"Something explosive from the looks of it." Nora mischievously chuckled while rubbing her hands.

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"Oh, yeah." Delirious spoke about something. "Just-fuck yeah."

"Where are you at?" Wildcat asked Vanoss. "Where are you at?"

"This closet-this closet is totally weird." Vanoss said to Wildcat as he exited the janitor's closet. "It's fucked up man. Don't go in there."

Despite Vanoss's words, Wildcat proceeded to run into the closet with a golf club in his hands. This caused Vanoss to activate his C4s, blowing up Wildcat.

"Aahgh!" Wildcat shouted upon his death.

"Hahahahaha! Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed at the prank

Gotcha Bitch!

"Ohoho my God!" Wildcat said while laughing as Lui walked up to the janitor's closet. "You fucking asshole!"

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"To be fair, Vanoss warned you not to go in there." Yang said with a snicker.

"Even though that's what Vanoss wanted Wildcat to do." Ruby added while giggling.

"Reverse psychology at its finest." Roman sighed with a chuckle.

"Even though Vanoss's was far too easy to recognize." Glynda said. "Though it was a little funny."

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"Hahaha." Vanoss chuckled a bit more.

The video then cut back to the bathroom as Vanoss stood watching Wildcat exit a bathroom stall with blood stains all over the floor.

"Dude, you would not believe the shit that I took." Wildcat stated as he walked around the bloody stall. "Oh, my God."

"Hahaha. Haha." Vanoss chuckled alongside Delirious.

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"Damn, that's a lot of blood." Yang said in surprise.

"What happened in that bathroom?" Jaune asked while laughing.

"I don't think we want to know." Ren calmly chuckled.

'That's more than women let out on a monthly basis.' Neo signed.

"Either Wildcat had some terrible rectal bleeding or he killed someone in that bathroom and hid the body." Oobleck said with a short chuckle.

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It then cut to Vanoss, Delirious, and Lui walking around in a large hallway—with portraits at the end of it—in the dark.

"Oh, this is the room-oh wait! Get back, get back, yes." Lui said as he pulled out an RPG, aiming it at a locked, metal door. "Get back, get back, get back, get back."

"What?" Delirious asked Lui. "You gonna blow the wall-the door up?"

"Breach and clear. Breach and clear." Vanoss said as he and Delirious ran away.

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"Yes! More explosions!" Nora cheered.

"It sounds like the door has some significance to them." Blake observed.

"It might be a hidden location that few people can get to." Jaune theorized. "Sometimes they have stuff like that in video games."

"Ooh. I love finding those spots." Ruby replied to Jaune with a grin. "But yeah, they can be hard to get to at times."

"Not to mention that they vary in stability." Jaune added.

"Awe. Look at the two video game nerds bonding. It's cute." Yang said with a teasing smile.

"You're a video game nerd too." Ruby pointed an accusing finger at her sister.

"Correction: I'm a video game geek." Yang corrected.

"What's the difference?" Jaune asked.

"The difference is that geeks are cooler than nerds." Yang answered. "Not that you two aren't cool, but... you know, there are varying levels of coolness."

Ruby and Jaune simply deadpanned at Yang in response before they focused back on the screen.

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"Yeah." Lui answered Delirious before firing the rocket at the door.

"Get back!" Vanoss stated in an even tone.

"It's not gonna work." Delirious told Lui.

"It is gonna work!" Vanoss told Delirious.

"Oh, it worked?!" Delirious shouted in surprise as the metal door had been blown off.

"Ohhh!!" Lui cheered.

"It worked!" Vanoss proclaimed as everyone walked up to the door.

"It fucking worked!" Delirious continued to shout in awe.

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"I don't know why this is exciting, but you should never lose faith in the power of explosions!" Nora proclaimed.

"I wonder what kind of spot they were trying to get in." Ruby wondered aloud.

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"Hahahaha." Vanoss chuckled as he walked inside the room to find dual monitors on a desk, as well as several servers.

"Hahahahahaha!" Delirious cackled. "Yes!"

"What's in here?" Vanoss asked as Delirious ran over to the dual monitors.

"We can browse the internet. Yay!" Delirious cheered as he stared at the monitors. "We did it!"

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"Oh, a server room." Jaune recognized the area. "That's kind of neat."

"That's a pretty small server room." Yang said.

"It's probably a secondary server room." Weiss gave her two cents. "With buildings like these, the server rooms are far larger and wider."

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"Yes!" Vanoss chuckled a bit.

"We beat the game." Lui laughed a bit.

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"Sometimes that's how it feels like when you find a secret in a game." Ruby giggled a bit.

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"We can search porn!" Delirious chuckled. "We can search porn! Hehehahaha!"

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Some of the more immature in the audience chuckled at Delirious's demeanor at being able to search for porn.

'Someone has their priorities straight.' Neo signed as she giggled.

"I mean-hehehe! It's definitely an option." Yang laughed a bit with a shrug.

"Unbelievable." Weiss groaned while pinching the bridge of her nose.

"I guess when in Vale." Jaune nervously chuckled while rubbing the back of his neck.

"Delirious has thus far shown to have an immense interest in the depraved." Ren observed.

"So while Wildcat is crass, Delirious is just weird and borderline insane." Glynda said with an unamused look.

"Everyone has their quirks." Ozpin said to Glynda.

"Well, if that's what Delirious wants to look for, there is a chance that the server room is going to get a virus." Blake stated.

"Speaking from experience?" Yang muttered to her partner with a sly grin.

"No..." Blake frowned in her reply, turning her head to hide a faint blush of embarrassment. "Why do you guys assume everything I read or watch has to do with smut?"

"Is that a rhetorical question?" Ruby asked Blake with a dry expression.

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The video quickly cut to Vanoss shining the light of his gun at Delirious, who was jerking off to the dual monitors.

"SpongeBob!" Delirious shouted with his mask off, revealing he was a clown underneath. "Oh, yeahahahaha!"

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"Oh..." Pyrrha cringed as she flinched away at the clip.

"It's just got weirder." Nora gave out a chuckle.

"Who the heck is SpongeBob?" Ruby asked, trying to ignore Delirious yanking one out.

"Basically it's a children's cartoon where a walking, talking sponge lives in a pineapple under the sea and has a lot of misadventures with other walking, talking sea creatures." Al Duty explained to her. "So it's far more fucked up that Delirious is jacking off to him."

"Eouh... cranking it out to a children's show?" Yang asked as this time she cringed. "That really is messed up."

"You should see the art they have for Sandy Cheeks." Al Duty muttered off to the side.

Though the a.i. failed to account for Blake's faunus hearing.

"Sandy Cheeks?" Blake repeated the name in question.

"Oh, shit. Uh, this topic is over!" Al Duty immediately yelled out.

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The video cut to Vanoss in a dimly lit hall, hunched over. Just then, Delirious ran into the room.

"Welcome." Vanoss spoke in an ominous tone.

"Oh, God! No!" Delirious yelled as he immediately turned around and ran away.

"Hehehehehehaha!" Vanoss chuckled in response.

"Don't scare me like that!" Delirious told Vanoss. "Hahahahahaha! That was creepy as shit."

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"It wasn't that creepy." Oobleck said as he adjusted his glasses.

"I suppose horror is also subjective." Ren said.

'I found it slightly hot rather than creepy.' Neo signed with a smirk. 'Though still a little goofy.'

"No that's definitely more akin to your classic deep villian voice." Roman remarked. "The kind with a cave as an evil lair."

"Just because it's deep doesn't mean it has to be a villain voice." Ruby refuted. "There are good people with deep voices. My Uncle Qrow kind of has a deep voice, and he's one of the nicest guys around... more or less."

"Sorry, but no. More bad guys have a voice like." Roman firmly stated.

"Then why do you sound girly?" Ruby asked back, crossing her arms.

"The word you're looking for is flamboyant, Red." Roman shot back, holding his head high. "It means I have class and style."

'But yes, he's also a bit girly at times.' Neo signed to Ruby without Roman's notice.

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The video now showed Vanoss with a pistol in his hands as he walked up to a most unusual sight.

"What the fuck is going on over there?! HeHah!" Vanoss questioned as Delirious stood straight with a gun in his hand while Lui was crouched in front of him, bobbing his head at Delirious's crotch.

What'ina the fuck?!

"Hehahahahahah!" Delirious cackled while Vanoss laughed.

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"Woah! Woah! Woah!" Blake yelled, waving her hands about with wide eyes.

"Hahahahaha!" Roman roaringly laughed.

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to relieve himself.' Neo signed as she clutched her stomach in a fit of giggles.

"My word!" Glynda exclaimed in surprise and shock.

"Oh... my... God!" Yang wheezed and laughed.

"Sweet mother of Grimm." Ruby spoke in shock as she covered her eyes, albeit peeking one eye through her fingers a bit.

"I, uh... I have no words." Ozpin said with a taken aback look.

"Well, Peter, you were right. This video is far more weird than the first one." Oobleck said to Port, who nodded in agreement.

"Okay then..." Pyrrha said, looking away with a surprised look, though not without giving a shocked and nervous chuckle.

"Well they're having fun." Nora said as she stared at the screen in surprise.

"Things have officially gone off the deep end." Ren said with his eyes wide.

"Oh... it's worse than the masturbating ghost thing." Weiss groaned again.

"These guys definitely know how to make things... interesting." Jaune said with a shocked chuckle.

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"Hahahahaha!" Lui joined in on the laughter.

"Hehe. Hehe. Hahahaha!" Delirious wheezed a bit as he continued to laugh.

"What the fuck?" Vanoss asked again after chuckling.

"Go away, Vanoss!" Delirious shouted as he aimed his gun at Vanoss.

"Help me!" Lui cried out in his child voice.

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"Oh... and it gets better! Hahaha!" Yang continued to laugh as she clapped her hands.

"That's not better! That's worse!" Weiss shouted at Yang as she pointed her hand at the screen.

"This is terrible." Glynda sighed as she shook her head.

"This is so wrong, but when they laugh like that I can't help but laugh too!" Ruby whined as she let out a giggle.

"Well this bit got darker." Blake muttered with a surprised chortle.

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"He's sucking me off right now, Vanoss." Delirious said. "Go away!"

"Hahahaha." Vanoss chuckled in response.

"Help!" Lui cried again.

Vanoss was now standing still as he watched Delirious jerk off with Lui still crouched in front of his crotch.

"I don't wanna do this anymore." Lui cried some more in his kid voice.

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"Ooh! Wow!" Roman continued to laugh as he wiped away a tear.

"They're really milking this scene out, huh?" Jaune said with a nervous laugh.

"This does not feel comfortable to watch." Ozpin commented. "Even if they are all grown adults. Though I use the term grown adults loosely."

"Lui does have a somewhat convincing child voice." Glynda spoke in a begrudging tone.

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Suddenly, Basically walked in upon the strange situation.

"What the fuck are you guys doing?!" Basically questioned.

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More people in the audience started to laugh at the overall scene once Basically shouted his question.

"My thoughts exactly." Glynda chuckled slightly.

"Those are the thoughts anyone would have at this clip." Weiss gave a small, scoffing laugh. I

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"Hehehahaha!" Vanoss and Delirious laughed.

"Aahhh!" Lui whined before chuckling a bit. "Hehe."

It was then that Vanoss activated a control in the game that caused him to pull out a pistol and kill himself

WASTED
You took the easy way out

"Wha-henngh—hahahahaha!" Delirious wheezed and laughed at Vanoss's sudden decision.

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"Take me with you." Weiss said in regards to Vanoss killing himself.

"That's one way to get out of a bad situation." Blake said as she chuckled.

"If it works, it works." Yang chuckled.

"Well that was a fun bit." Roman said as he started to calm down from his laughter.

'I like these guys.' Neo signed with another giggle.

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The video then cut to Vanoss running into the security cameras room as Basically stood in front of the camera computer screens.

"Here at head of security, we have a monkey watching over all the surveillance cameras." Vanoss said, chuckling slightly at the end as Wildcat was now next to Basically.

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"That's only partially true for real world application." Roman remarked before muttering over to Neo. "If only it were entirely true."

'The monkees might actually do a better job.' Neo signed back with a giggle.

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"We literally have a total of two cameras." Vanoss said as Basically jerked off.

"Haaahahaha!" Basically wheezed out a laugh. "In the whole building."

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"That's true." Jaune chuckled. "There's literally only two camera angles on every screen."

"Those are some very impractical security cameras." Weiss remarked. "There are a lot of blind spots."

"Well, it is just a game, Weiss. Not every detail has to be perfect." Ruby said to her partner.

"I'm just saying, if the architecture and characters look this realistic, it can handle some of the smaller details." Weiss replied with crossed arms.

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"We have two cameras and seventeen monitors right here! It's a high tech security system." Wildcat stated with a Texan accent as Lui walked up to them.

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Everyone in the audience chuckled at Wildcat's Texan accent.

"Well there's a model salesman." Ozpin commented with a laugh.

"It reminds me of the time a so-called merchant tried to haggle me into purchasing a knock-off piece of equipment back when I was looking for parts to build Blowhard." Port remarked with a chortle.

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"Sometimes we have SpongeBob streaming on one of these monitors." Vanoss added in.

The video cut back to Delirious jerking off to the dual monitors.

"SpongeBob!" He yelled out.

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"Oh, dear God. No, not again!" Weiss yelled out.

"Eurgh." Glynda groaned with a scoff.

"Hehehe!" Yang chuckled.

"There's that image again." Pyrrha nervously chuckled.

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The video now showed Lui, Vanoss, and JimmyTool standing in front of urinals, pretending to pee.

"Ah, man this is a great piss!" Vanoss said with an echo to his voice. "Oh, yeah! No hands too."

"Vanoss, no hands." Lui said to Vanoss in his kid voice.

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Both Weiss and Glynda held small frowns as they deadpanned at the screen.

"Do guys actually do that?" Ruby asked as she looked over to Jaune and Ren.

"I don't think I'm the right person to answer that question." Ren replied to her.

"Uh... let me get back to you on that." Jaune said as he awkwardly looked, placing his head atop his right palm as he tapped his left hand fingers on the arm of his chair.

"Admittedly, at least half of the men in the world attempt this at young ages." Port conceded. "Though I wouldn't be surprised that there are grown adult men who do this as well."

"Well I'd say women have men beat in that department." Nora stated. "We never have to use our hands when we pee."

"Nora, I don't think we need to further this topic." Pyrrha said to her spunky teammate.

"I agree. It's getting a bit weird." Blake said with a nod.

"We passed weird the moment Delirious used jerk-off emotes." Yang said to her partner.

"Just because those guys are weird doesn't mean we have to follow suit." Blake replied back.

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"Man, I drank like four water bottles today." Vanoss said as he camera angle was turned around to show the bathroom door and toilet stalls. "God damn."

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit." Delirious said as he ran into the bathroom. "I gotta take a shit! I gotta take a shit! Get out of the way!"

Upon running into a bathroom stall, Delirious was immediately killed by a C4 in the stall as he body flew right out like a starfish, along with the added sound effect of a farting noise with brown smoke blowing out from the toilet stall.

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"Woah! Sick air!" Yang said as she laughed.

"That corpse launch sent him flying." Ruby giggled.

'He flew like a starfish.' Neo signed with a giggle.

"I think there might be blood stains on the ceiling, given the velocity of the launch." Oobleck said.

"Yeah. Talk about explosive diarrhea." Yang added with a chuckle.

"You're on a thin line, Xiao Long." Weiss warned Yang with a glare. "Don't push it."

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"Kgh-Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed at Delirious's death.

"God!" Delirious yelled out as Lui joined in with wheezing.

"Holy shit, Delirious. What'd you eat today?" Vanoss asked as he walked over to Delirious's body.

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"One nasty can of beans. That's what." Roman remarked with a short laugh. "Maybe with some chili and peppers."

"It must have been one hell of a bowl of chili." Ozpin mused in regards to Roman's comment.

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"Ah, I fucking flew and hit the ceiling." Delirious said. "Hehe."

Grand Theft Auto

"There's a kid trapped in the elevator." Delirious said as the video cut to show Vanoss and Delirious looking out at an elevator shaft.

"I know." Vanoss told Delirious. "Where is he at? Oh, I see you! Little boy, are you okay?"

"Yeah, but I need help." Lui replied in his kid voice that had an echo effect to it.

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"Oh? Do we have a rescue skit next?" Port raised his brow in interest.

"Superheroes maybe?" Jaune suggested.

"I'm more so wondering how Lui got down in the elevator shaft." Ruby said as she analyzed the screen. "From what we've seen, I don't think this game has any hanging mechanics. I could be wrong though."

"Nah, just climbing." Al Duty told her.

"Oh. Then Lui must have carefully jumped down into the shaft." Ruby surmised.

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"Hang in there, buddy. Hand in there." Vanoss told Lui. "I got you. I saw this in one of the action movies I saw last summer."

Vanoss then walked up to the entrance to the elevator shaft, trying to carefully fall down into it. "Hugh!"

"Hurry, cause I'm almost out of my Lunchables." Lui told Vanoss.

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"Lunchables?" Jaune asked.

"They're basically "do it yourself" kids meals you buy at the store." Al Duty replied to Jaune. "Cheaper than fast food, I'll tell you that."

"Huh." Jaune said. "That would probably be something my parents would have gotten for me when I was a kid. Same with my sisters."

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When Vanoss fell, the outside of the building was shown for a moment, revealing the night covered city of Los Santos before Vanoss had landed on an inner scaffolding of the shaft.

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"Oh, hey! Glitch time." Yang pointed out with a smile.

"He could see the whole map from there." Ruby said with a small chuckle.

"I wonder how long they've been playing around in this office building." Blake voiced her thoughts. "They must have been doing a lot in there for the game to switch to night time by now."

"The more places to explore, the more time that must be spent to explore said places." Nora said with a smile.

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"Come on. Tom Cruise this bitch!" Vanoss psyched himself up as he stood on the edge of the scaffolding platform.

"Hehehe!" Lui chuckled.

"Tom Cruise this bitch!" Vanoss yelled again as he fell down on top of the elevator.

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"Tom Cruise?" Jaune asked once more. "Who's Tom Cruise?"

"A famous action movie star in my world." Al Duty stated.

"Ah, so like Spruce Willis." Jaune nodded in understanding.

"Is that the only action movie actor you know?" Blake asked Jaune.

"Uh... isn't that the case with everyone?" Jaune asked in return.

"To be fair, Spruce Willis is in a lot of movies." Ruby said in Jaune's defense.

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"You're right there! You're right there!" Lui told Vanoss.

"Hugh!" Vanoss groaned as he hit the top of the elevator, only to fall off of its edge. "No! Ah-agh! I'm falling down! I'm falling down! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!"

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"So much for that." Yang chuckled a bit.

"That is going to be a very long fall." Ren commented.

"Most likely a longer fall than when Ruby and I had to jump from that Nevermore." Weiss said, though not without giving her partner an annoyed look.

"Hehe. Still not letting that one go, huh?" Ruby asked with a nervous chuckle.

"Never." Weiss firmly stated.

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Right after yelling, Vanoss had died, the screen showing that "Lui Calibre had plugged him".

"I'm dead." Vanoss simply said as his body continued to fall.

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"It looks like Lui shortened Vanoss's fall." Glynda commented at the scene.

"That had to have been a pretty precise shot on Lui's part." Pyrrha said.

"That was a very nonchalant "I'm dead" from Vanoss." Yang said with a humored smile. "All that yelling and then a simple "I'm dead."

"It's not like he had a different tone to use it in." Blake shrugged. "It's not like his death was going to be a surprise to him."

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The video quickly cut to Vanoss back on the scaffolding.

"With the power of Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis, I will save you!" Vanoss stated as he jumped off the scaffolding again. "Hugh!"

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"Hold on. Bruce Willis?" Jaune asked in confusion. "Doesn't he mean Spruce Willis?"

"It's Bruce Willis for our world. Spruce for yours." Al Duty clarified.

"Oh..." Jaune realized.

"Maybe harnessing the power of two action movie stars with five Vanoss a better landing this time." Ruby said with a giggle.

"Two is better than one." Nora spoke in agreement.

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After knocking his head against the elevator shafts walls for a few moments, Vanoss had landed on top of the elevator.

"I'm here! I'm here to save the day!" Vanoss said with a stifled chuckle at the beginning as he got up.

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"Whoo! He made it this time." Yang gave a small cheer for Vanoss.

"Now they can try and properly continue their little skit." Blake said.

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"Ahahahaha!" Lui laughed in response.

Suddenly the video took a slightly dramatic turn as Vanoss stood atop the elevator.

"Do not fear. Agent Vanoss is here." Vanoss declared in a cheesy heroic tone. "And my sidekick: Agent Delirious!"

There was a short moment of silence before the chirping of crickets filled the audio.

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"Oh, so it's more superspy than superhero." Jaune realized.

"I'm getting mixed signals since he's talking with that overused superhero tone." Ruby said. "Not to mention he called Delirious his sidekick."

"Speaking of, I wonder what's taking Delirious so long." Pyrrha wondered.

"Perhaps it's for added comedic effect." Ren suggested.

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"Agent Delirious!" Vanoss tried to introduce his friend again.

After that, the sound of Delirious yelling soon came into earshot.

"AaAaAaAHh!" Delirious yelled as he fell down the elevator shaft. "Ahahahaha!"

However, upon landing on top of the elevator, Delirious slid off in a glitchy manner before continuing to fall through the shaft.

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Haha!" Vanoss laughed alongside Delirious.

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"Hahaha!" Yang laughed at the clip before looking at Ren. "Like that?"

"Somewhat." Ren gave a so-so sign with his hand, added with a short chuckle.

"It was just the sudden sound of Delirious yelling and then sliding off." Pyrrha said as she laughed behind her hand. "His scream is a little humorous to hear. As slightly cruel as that sounds."

"How did he slide off?" Oobleck asked.

"I don't know, but that gave me quite the good laugh." Port stated with a hearty chuckle.

"Perhaps Delirious slipped on a banana peel once he landed." Ozpin threw out there with a small laugh.

"Sometimes glitches can be both annoying and funny." Ruby said after laughing a bit at the clip.

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The video cut to a reshoot of the clip.

"Agent Delirious!" Vanoss introduced for a third time.

"AaAaAaAaAHh!" Delirious yelled again as he fell down onto the top of the elevator, this time sticking the landing—albeit on his back.

"Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed again.

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"Looks like it's the second time's the charm with both Vanoss and Delirious." Nora said with a giggle.

"It's probably because the elevator shaft isn't an official part of the overall map, so it wasn't built as well as everywhere else." Ruby suggested. "Which would explain why they both experienced glitches in the elevator shaft."

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"God-I'm here! I'm here!" Delirious said as he got up. "Thank God. Lui, we're gonna save you."

"We must save this little kid!" Vanoss stated as dramatic action music played.

"Yes. Let's save him!" Delirious agreed as Lui was shown to be on a scaffolding platform below and across from where the elevator was. "Reach! Grab my hand!"

"Since you're the sidekick, you go first." Vanoss said to Delirious as he walked up behind him and punched him in the back, knocking off of the elevator.

"NOOOO!!!" Delirious screamed as he fell.

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"Wow. What a dick." Roman said as he laughed.

'It's clearly the dummies that go first.' Neo signed with a smile.

"That is the sound of a man who just had everything taken from him in an instant." Glynda commented on the clip.

"It probably took Delirious a while to properly fall onto the elevator roof." Ozpin chuckled a bit. "We just didn't see how many attempts he had to make before succeeding."

"The absolute betrayal." Ruby shook her head in an exaggerated manner.

"And from the back, too." Weiss added with a calm giggle.

"You hear about the sidekick turning on the hero, but never the hero turning on the sidekick." Jaune said as he chuckled.

"The way he just screams "no"..." Yang said in between laughs. "You were right Pyrrha. It is funny to hear Delirious scream."

"Delirious has a very unique voice." Pyrrha chuckled some more. "It seems naturally psychotic."

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"Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed at the situation.

"Lui take my hand! Take my hand! NOOO!" Delirious continued to yell as he fell and Vanoss laughed.

"Tom Cruise!" Vanoss yelled as he tried to jump down to Lui. "Hugh!"

Unfortunately though, he missed and ended up glitching through the tower as he fell.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Delirious exclaimed.

"God dammit!" Vanoss said in a stressed tone as he fell. "Hehe! I'm falling."

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"Karma." Blake smiled a bit in jest.

"You pushed your sidekick off the elevator, and look where fate led you." Ruby said before chuckling for a moment. "Falling down the shaft again."

"It seems Vanoss always fails when he just yells out Tom Cruise when jumping." Pyrrha said as she giggled.

"So it looks like they failed to save Lui about three times now." Yang said as she raised three fingers on her hand.

"I wonder if they'll ever get to Lui at this rate." Ren said.

"Probably not." Nora replied to him.

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"Tom Cruise!" Delirious yelled out.

"Did you want me to grab you?" Lui asked in his kid voice.

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"Hehehe." Weiss giggled slightly. "That probably would have helped."

"If only Lui was an actual little kid." Yang chuckled. "Then this would be ten times cuter."

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"I'm falling." Vanoss said again before finally dying with the screen that he had "committed suicide"

"Hehehehehe." Delirious chuckled at Vanoss.

"Tohohohom Cruise?" Lui asked while laughing as Vanoss respawned. "Hahahahaha!"

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"Should have yelled out Spruce Willis." Jaune said while shaking his head. "Or Bruce Willis in their case."

"Would it have made a difference?" Ruby asked.

"I don't know." Jaune simply replied with a short laugh.

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Grand Theft Auto

The video cut back to the bathroom as Vanoss walked towards the door. As he did so, the sound of a long fart/shitting noise was heard.

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Weiss's eye was currently twitching in frustration and disgust towards the drawn out fart. "Why?... just why?"

"That's a nasty one." Ruby commented.

"Well, isn't that a charming noise to hear." Ozpin sarcastically remarked.

"That's worse than the sound they used for Delirious masturbating." Glynda said with a frown.

"That's gotta be a ripe." Roman said while waving his hand by his nose. "I can just imagine the smell from hearing it."

'That sounds like an IBS fart.' Neo signed. 'That, or too many dates.'

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Upon entering the bathroom, Vanoss said JimmyTool at one of the urinals while Lui was taking a selfie by the mirror.

Just then, Delirious walked out of the second stall.

"You do not wanna go in there." Delirious told Vanoss. "My God!"

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"Looks like Delirious was the culprit." Nora said with a small giggle.

"At least this time he didn't blow up." Yang shrugged with a laugh.

Meanwhile, Blake was busy squinting her eyes at the man standing at the urinal. "Who's the guy in the back? JimmyTool? I noticed him earlier in the video, when they were first in the bathroom."

"JimmyTool was just a gamer from Lui's old group." Al Duty explained to her. "He doesn't make videos and just plays games. And as you can see, he has contributed nothing other than two cameos in this video."

"Ah." Blake replied with a nod.

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However, Vanoss walked into the stall anyway and was immediately killed by some form of gas.

"Ugh! Broccoli!" Vanoss yelled in disgust as he died, Delirious laughing in the background. "Ogh! That's disgusting!"

"Hahahahahahaha!" Delirious laughed as the screen faded to black.

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"Death by the smell of broccoli induced shit." Yang said before laughing. "That's a new one."

"I mean, Vanoss didn't actually die by a fart, but it's still funny." Jaune said while chuckling.

"Death by fart has to be the saddest way to go." Ruby said with a giggle.

'More like the most pathetic.' Neo signed as she too, giggled.

"I guess you could say it was a shitty way to go." Yang said before laughing some more.

Immediately most of the audience groaned at the pun, their groans varying in volume.

"You proud of that one?" Al Duty asked with a deadpan.

"Not my fault they can't handle good toilet humor." Yang shrugged with a teasing smirk.

"Just stop!" Weiss complained to her blonde brawling teammate.

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AND NOW FOR SOME
GHOSTBUSTERS SKIT BLOOPERS

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"Ooh! Ooh! I love bloopers!" Nora excitedly spoke.

"I did think that it was almost impossible for these guys to do that first skit on their first go." Blake said with a hand to her chin. "They're too random to be that professional."

"Who knows how wacky these bloopers will end up being." Oobleck remarked.

"Regardless, they should all be amusing to a degree." Port said to his friend.

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The video was back to Vanoss, Moo, and Basically walking up to the break room as Delirious spoke like a ghost.

"Approach slowly." Vanoss said as they all walked up to the room, spotting Delirious's shadow on the wall.

"OoOoOh." Delirious spookily said.

"I see him! I see him!" Basically whispered. "I see him!"

"There he is! There he is! There he is!" Vanoss yelled out.

"I'm the haunting ghost of the... Masturbating... Fisherman?" Delirious stated. "Hahahaha!"

"Haha! Haha!" Vanoss and the others laughed as he walked away from the break room.

""Fisherman?!"" Vanoss and Basically questioned at the same time.

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Everyone in the audience were all laughing and chuckling to some degree at the absurdity of Delirious's line.

"Hahahaha!" Port boisterously laughed.

"Well I wasn't expecting that level of looniness." Oobleck said as he chuckled.

"Fisherman?! Fisherman?!" Roman shouted before laughing as hard as he could. "Hahahahaha!"

Neo had no current comment to give as she uncontrollably giggled and gave out voiceless laughs as she clutched her stomach.

"Masturbating... Fisherman!" Yang wheezed out as she kicked her feet in a fit of laughter.

"Unbelievable..." Weiss shook her head, looking down as she tried to hold down her laughter.

"I... hehe. I can't even be bad at the idiocy of this." Glynda said as she began to laugh.

"Hehehe. Well this has to be the oddest sentence I've ever heard spoken." Ozpin said while chuckling.

"I can't... I can't breathe." Ruby said as she wheezed along with her sister.

"Oh, my God..." Blake said as her eyes went wide from surprise, sputtering as she tried not to laugh.

"Hehehahahaha!" Nora laughed loudly.

"I... um... I-I don't know what to say about this." Ren said as he did his best to hold back his chuckling.

"I can't think straight after that sentence." Jaune said as he uncontrollably chuckled.

Meanwhile, Pyrrha held both her hands up her mouth as she tried to cover her laughter from getting too loud.

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"Are you retarded?!" Basically asked Delirious. "Heegh-hahaha!"

"Huhuhuhu." Moo chuckled.

"Who hired this guy?" Vanoss asked. "Hahaha!"

"Fisherman." Basically said again.

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss and Basically laughed some more. "Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!"

"I'm so done! I can't-I can't think straight!" Vanoss said in between laughs as Basically continued to laugh as well. "I can't think straight. Haha!"

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"You're... you're not alone." Blake agreed with Vanoss as she continued to sputter from laughter, Jaune nodding his head in agreement.

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"Where'd you get that?" Moo asked Delirious.

"I was thinking about SpongeBob." Delirious explained. "I was thinking about SpongeBob."

"Yeah! Cause I-I linked him SpongeBob, and-and the clip was-was Mr.Krabs holding a fishing rod with like a piece of paper—attached to it!" Vanoss explained, causing Basically and Moo to laugh in response.

During Vanoss's explanation, the image of Mr. Krabs lowering a piece of paper on a fish hook down upon a sleeping SpongeBob was shown.

I showed delirious this spongebob clip
earlier so he was thinking of it LOL

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"I guess we know why Delirious had SpongeBob on his mind the entire video." Ruby said as her laughter subsided to giggling.

"How long ago did Vanoss send him that clip for Delirious to have it on his mind?" Yang questioned as she laughed.

"It was either recent or Delirious had it on his mind for quite a bit." Ren said as he calmly chuckled.

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"Ahahahahaha!" Moo roaringly laughed.

"I'm done." Delirious said while chuckling.

The video cut back to them trying out the skit again.

"OoOoOh." Delirious spookily spoke again.

"I'm scared. I'm scared!" Basically whined.

"I see him! I see him!" Vanoss shouted as Delirious's shadow was shown. "I see him! I see him!"

"I'm the ghost of the masturbating mgk—g-g-God dammit!" Delirious tried to do the skit again, only to slip up once more.

"Haha! Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed as he, Basically, and Moo walked away.

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The audience's laughter was reignited once Delirious failed to complete his line.

"He can't even do the clip properly now." Pyrrha said between her laughter.

"I'd be in the same boat as him if I ended up saying something as stupid as that." Jaune stated before resuming to laugh.

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"Hold on." Delirious said.

Once more the skit was attempted.

"There he is!" Vanoss shouted again. "I see him! I see him!"

"HeheHah!" Delirious began to laugh, unable to deliver his line.

"Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed as well.

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"And now he can't even get a word out! Hahahaha!" Port loudly spoke as he laughed.

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It then cut to Vanoss staring at Moo, who was thoroughly crouched under the stairs.

"How did you get down there?" Vanoss asked. "How did you—?"

"I broke my leg!" Moo said as he started to laugh.

"Haha! Wait! Haha!" Vanoss laughed alongside Moo.

"Help me! Hahahahaha!" Moo laughed.

"What are you doing?" Vanoss laughed as he aimed his gun at Moo. "Haha! Hahaha! You look like a little chicken. Haha!"

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During this little segment with Vanoss and Moo, everyone took this time to settle down from their initial laughter.

"Wooh... there are actual tears." Yang said as she wiped her eyes.

"That was a really good laugh." Roman chuckled with a sigh.

'My cheeks are sore from laughing.' Neo signed as she rubbed her cheek.

"I haven't laughed like that in some time." Ozpin said as his humored smile remained.

"Fisherman." Blake muttered to herself, chuckling a bit before shaking her head.

"That line might have actually killed some of our brain cells because of how stupid it was." Weiss said with a short giggle.

"It was worth it." Ruby said as she smiled.

"You say that now." Weiss replied to her.

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For the fourth time, the Ghostbusters skit was attempted.

"We gotta go in. We gotta do our job!" Vanoss stated as he walked toward the break room.

"Go in." Basically said as he and Moo followed

However, as they did so, Delirious's shadow was shown walking off, unable to time his disappearance with the flickering lights.

"Kgh-hahaha!" Vanoss laughed at the sight. "I saw him walk away! I saw him walk away in the shadow! Haha!"

"Hahahahaha!" Moo and Basically joined in on the laughter as they walked away from the break room again.

"I saw him stop and just, like, make a full one-eighty and just walked away." Vanoss explained as the clip was replayed at a slower speed.

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Just when everyone had calmed down, this clip had been shown, breathing life back into some of their laughter.

"Here we go again." Jaune said as he chuckled.

"How does he keep messing this up?" Weiss asked as she laughed.

"I don't know, but since he's making me laugh, I don't care." Yang stated through her laughter.

"This is the worst horror movie I've even seen." Oobleck chuckled some more.

"So this must be what it's like to watch comedic parody films." Glynda said with a laugh.

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"Heehahaha!" Delirious laughed.

"Hahaha!" Basically laughed as well.

"This is like the worst episode of Scooby-Doo ever." Vanoss said.

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"Scoo-Scooby-Doo?" Ruby asked as she tried to decrease her laughter again.

"Basically Ghostbusters, but with four teenagers and a talking dog that go around catching people disguising themselves as ghosts and monsters." Al Duty explained.

"Sounds fun." Nora said as she continued to giggle at the video.

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"Hahahaha!" Moo and Basically laughed.

"All right. All right. All right." Delirious started to calm down as the screen faded to black.

As it did so, Vanoss's outro, "Afterglow", started to play through the speakers of the theater

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Once more the audience's laughter and giggling subsided as the music of "Afterglow" played through the theater room.

"That was a great video." Yang said with a sigh as she relaxed in her chair. "Sweet song, too."

"It had a nice groove to it." Weiss admitted.

"I'd say it fits Vanoss's style, from what we've seen of him." Blake gave her two cents.

"Sounds like something you'd hear at a rave." Ruby said.

"It's called Afterglow for future reference." Al Duty said before changing topics. "So I take it you all liked this stupid video."

"Stupid is a word to describe it." Glynda said as she coughed a bit into her fist, still getting over her laughter. "It was far more mind numbing than the last video."

"I like the style of that Delirious guy." Nora said with a giggle. "He's like me, but more crazy."

"Go figure." Ren said to his partner.

"I gotta admit, I needed that laugh." Roman said with a chuckle. "I could watch more of these guys if they're this good. Definitely beats a jail cell."

'I think they're great.' Neo signed with a smile. 'They're like a bunch of dummies in one room.'

"This is turning out to be quite the comedic experience." Ozpin said.

"I'm definitely looking forward to more." Jaune said.

"I agree." Pyrrha nodded.

"Good. Cause this next video is an animated short that takes place a few years later in their careers." Al Duty said. "Fully scripted and voice acted."

"Something that isn't just skits and random hilarity?" Oobleck questioned. "This could be interesting."

"What are we waiting for then? Let's watch it." Port said in eagerness.

"Yes. Yes. But first..." Al Duty started before going into a five second pause. "I gotta get some more people. Buh-bye!"

And with that, Al Duty's a.i. had vanished from the theater for a second time.

"So... looks like we're waiting again." Ruby said as she tapped her fingers on her legs. "Who do you think Al Duty will bring this time?"

"Hopefully not anymore criminals." Weiss said as she crossed her arms. "Not that we personally know too many."

"Please don't be Adam or Sienna Khan." Blake pleaded within her mind.

"I suppose it depends who you are referring to, Weiss." Ozpin thought to himself.

"I guess we'll just have to wait and see again." Pyrrha said to Ruby.

"I guess so." Ruby replied with a shrug. "But I guess it's cool more people get to see these funny videos, so that's good. But yeah... I hope for no more bad guys."

End chapter_

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