The video started with the sound of birds chirping as Wildcat was shown using a Doritos nacho cheese bag as a player model. Before him was Basically in his Finn character model, Lui in his BMO character model, and Vanoss in his Luigi character model.

They were all on a large, concrete floor outside with a tall guard tower behind them.

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"Wait, wait, wait, wait." Sun said, raising his hands in a pausing manner; a humored smile on his face. "You can play as a literal bag of chips in Gmod?"

"And a little portable game console too, by the looks of it." Neptune added, observing Lui's BMO player model. "A little game console with arms, legs, and a face."

"Like I said before. You can be a fuckton of people, creatures, or items in Gmod." Al Duty reminded them.

"So who's the bag of chips then?" Yang asked with a short giggle.

"Wildcat. This is the first Gmod player model he regularly used before getting his GTA character skin in there." Al Duty explained.

"And who's the game console?" Ruby asked.

"Lui." Al Duty replied.

"Oh he's definitely going to be using his kid for that." Jaune confidently spoke.

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"Alright, guys." Wildcat said calmly. "We've stumbled onto the majestic forest."

As he turned, his character model crumpled like an actual bag of chips.

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"Hehehe! No way." Yang chuckled. "It actually crumples like a bag of chips when he moves? That's amazing!"

"I can just see a kid playing around with his toys and adding in a bag of chips to fill out the roster." Tai gave his thoughts with a jovial expression. "Just moving the bag with his hands to make it walk. It'd be one of the most imaginative things to do for fun."

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The others turned to see the "majestic forest" as well. However it was bunch of sparse, thin trees with yellow leaves and few bushes sprawled about. There were blood stains beside the front bush, and there was a dual silo behind the "forest".

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"Nothing says majestic like little plant life and silos out in the desert." Blake remarked.

"It'd count as majestic if you ever saw something like that out in Vacuo." Sun told her. "Well... maybe minus the silos."

"I would say, however, that it would certainly make for some interesting polar opposite art." Weiss said as she looked thoughtfully to the screen.

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"The locals here say that if you look close enough, and listen closely, you can hear... and see... a weird creature." Wildcat explained, taking on an Aussie accent at the end.

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"Okay, where is this going?" Pyrrha asked, already smiling in expectance.

"To the nonsensical, no doubt." Ren said.

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There was nothing but the sound of bird's chirping for a few seconds before Mini, as his Mario player model, came rag-dolling across the "forest" from the left of the screen, letting out a strange moan as he did so.

"EeeuuhhaAAAaghhh."

"Hehahaha!" Vanoss began to laugh along with Basically.

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Already, most of the audience started to giggle and lightly chuckle at sudden and odd entrance of Mini Ladd.

"There's Mini." Ruby giggled.

"That's certainly... quite the entrance." Glynda said, trying to hold back any chuckle she could have given.

"At the very least, Wildcat was correct." Ozpin said with a smile. "It is weird sight to behold."

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Mini had gotten stuck against one the trees before freeing himself, popping up in the air before sliding off.

The next thing that happened was Wildcat running into the forest from the right of the screen, his bag crumpling rapidly.

"Ehahaha!" Vanoss laughed some more with Basically.

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"Hngk!" Blake snorted slightly at the clip. Though she was not the only to find it humorous as more people started to further lose their composure.

"Haha!" Yang laughed. "This is so stupid already, and I am loving it."

'Who knew you could laugh from a chip bag?" Neo signed as she giggled.

"I'd think this would be something you could only find funny being black-out drunk." Qrow said while chuckling. "Apparently I was wrong."

"It's got the right amount of ridiculousness to make it work." Tai added in.

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"Eehh...Eeughh." Mini moaned again as he slide across Vanoss from the right of the screen.

"Hahahahaha!" Vanoss and Basically continued to laugh.

"Ehehehehe!" Lui joined in with a chuckle.

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"Normally I'd roll my eyes at something like this. Hehehe." Roman said as he shook his head. "But apparently I actually find it funny? Maybe my brain's just been too dumbed down from all the videos we've seen."

"I suppose it is because there is a simplistic charm to this kind of humor." Oobleck theorized. "It's so easily produced, but the fact Evan and his friends are having fun with it makes it humorous."

"I mean, I'd just say it's funny because it's silly." Nora said as she giggled.

"Yes, that too." Oobleck quickly responded.

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"Ehahaha!" Vanoss chuckled again as Wildcat came running across in front of him from the left side of the screen.

"Ahahaha!" Mini joined in on the laughter.

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"Hngk... Dammit." Weiss muttered, trying to hold back a snort as a smile began to crack on her face? "Why am I finding this funny? It's just a crinkling bag of chips. Why is it funny?"

"It's gotta be the pause." Ruby said after calming down from her giggles. "The delivery is perfectly timed. Neither Mini or Wildcat come in too quickly, or late."

"You can't have good visual humor without the right timing." Yang stated. "Otherwise it'd just be mindless slapstick."

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Wildcat then came running back, turning to face Vanoss as he pulled out a shotgun and cocked it. Wildcat stood staring at Vanoss for a few seconds before absolutely blasting him to death.

KAPOOYAW!

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"Off! Uncalled for, but still an excellent shot." Yang said with a short chuckle.

"Being shot at by a bag of chips with a shotgun has to be one of the most weirdest visuals you can come up with." Jaune said. "It's just so out of nowhere."

"I think what helped sell that was the lack of eyes." Pyrrha said with a contained giggle. "Disregarding how the chip bag actually looks, it looks like Wildcat has a constant deadpan with that player model. It makes him look unpredictable."

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There was as silence as Wildcat ran over Vanoss's dead body. Afterwards, Mini walked over and began to teabag Vanoss's corpse.

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"What is he doing?" Glynda asked with a raised brow. "Let me rephrase that. Do I even want to know what he's doing."

"Ah, teabagging." Neptune said whilst shaking his head.

"Come on, Mini!" Sun lightly shouted to the screen. "You can't teabag a man you didn't even kill."

"Tea bag?" Glynda questioned again, this time her tone more stale and dead.

"It's a shooter game thing. You basically keep pressing a crouch button over someone you kill; sticking their virtual balls on their enemy's face." Yang easily explained. "One of the most popular insults you can give in a PvP game. It's basically someone asserting their "dominance" over a kill."

"But why though?" Weiss now asked, visually appalled by the thought. "Certainly there would be better, more couth insults to use... not that insults are ever couth to begin with."

"Because some gamers don't talk through headphones, and emotes are limited in games." Yang told Weiss.

"And some people do it just to be trolls." Ruby sourly frowned as she crossed her arms in annoyance.

"I can easily see that as becoming something of a frustration to deal with." Blake gave her two cents.

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However, he was halted by Wildcat, who shot Mini with the shotgun from offscreen.

KAPOOYAW!

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"Coming from off-screen too!" Yang cheered. "That is one hefty shotgun."

"And that is why you don't tea bag another man's kill." Sun sagely spoke. "Karma comes back to hit you hard and fast."

"At least now we can move away from the subject of... tea bagging." Weiss said, showing disdain towards the end of her sentence. "Ugh... I'll never look at actual tea bags the same again."

"Just don't think about crotches whenever dunking a tea bag into your mug." Yang advised Weiss. "It's as easy as that."

"Well when you say that, it's going to most definitely be difficult to get that thought out of my head." Weiss deadpanned to Yang before rolling her eyes.

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A funky music began to play in the form of e-dubble's "No Doubt" as the video transitioned to the next clip.

GMOD
SANDBOX

The Doritos bag was shown again with a crossed-eyed Luigi and Mario popping up behind it.

"🎶Carlos!
Chao the motherfucking
Dungeon of rap, How you cum if
Minus the sperm
The dick the college
Chick with a perm
Who's the number one Bronx MC?🎶"

The video then showed an enormous, yellow, pink-tipped, paneled, metallic penis with rocket thrusters on the side and a chair at the balls. It was currently situated in the backyard of several apartments buildings; angling out at the diagonal and casting its large shadow from beneath.

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It is said that a record scratching indicates the immediate halt of something in progress. A song. A scene. A sentence. In this particular case, it was a record scratch that played throughout the heads of everyone in the audience, halting their trains of thought as they looked at the absurdity on screen.

"Dude..." Sun said with his mouth agape, his eyes wide.

"I... I have no words." Neptune spoke in equal shock. "Like... it's disturbing to look at, but... I can't bring myself to argue against it."

"You can very much argue against it!" Weiss shouted to him, her face flustered. She held a hand over her to face to block the screen out of her vision. "Of all the inane things these man-children have done, this is by far the worst!"

"In their argument, though, a few of them may defend it as the best." Blake said to Weiss. Her voice was calm but she too had a tinge of red on her face.

"What the shit am I looking at?" Qrow asked, flabbergasted with a dull expression.

"Ruby, cover your eyes!" Tai said to his youngest daughter with a wary look.

"I... can't look away!" Ruby spoke aloud as she stared at the screen in horror. "It's too distracting!"

"Yang, cover your sister's eyes!" Tai then looked over to his eldest daughter.

However, Yang was too busy wheezing at the sudden visage of the scene that she didn't hear her father speak to her. "Hnngk... heh... what? Hahaha! Just... hnnnggk! What?!"

This had caused Tai to bare a deadpan stare towards Yang, who continued to wheeze.

"Oh my..." Pyrrha muttered with a blush, trying to process the scene before her eyes.

"Huh." Jaune said with his shoulder slumped. "Well... I can't say if this was something we should have expected from these guys or not. This is... this is just... huh."

"At the very least, it's colorful." Nora said with a somewhat hesitant shrug. "Like a toy."

"I'm not even going to touch that one." Ren responded to Nora's comment.

"Nngh..." Glynda groaned in annoyance as she lowered her head into her hand, not even bothering to look at the screen for another second.

Ozpin gave Glynda a sympathetic pat on her shoulder as he too was perturbed the what he saw. But he decided to see where this would end up going.

"Hmm... Yes, I do believe some of my brain cells have passed on." Oobleck stated with a frozen expression.

"Who do you think was the model for this?" Port questioned with a hand to his chin.

"I do not believe that is the right question to be asking in this case, Peter." Oobleck replied to his friend.

"You... heh. Wow. You can just tell these guys were bored." Roman said with an awkward chuckle. "I don't even think I can make any compensation jokes about this. It'd just be too obvious."

Meanwhile, Neo was trying to measure with her hands to determine what the height and width of the giant schlong was.

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As the song faded to the background, Vanoss was shown in the seat on the dick as his friends stood off to the side.

"Oh, my God, guys." Vanoss said as he paneled his camera around, showing blood on the floor behind him and Wildcat attached to the balls via a rope.

"Hugh! Oh, my God!" Mini chuckled in disbelief.

"We just took technology to the next level." Vanoss declared.

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"Its... definitely some kind of technology." Ozpin awkwardly spoke. "I wouldn't necessarily call it an advancement, per say... Barty, can you help me out with this?"

"I'm afraid I must resign from this topic." Oobleck simply answered. "I need my brain intact."

"I mean, hey. Where one sees failure another sees success." Sun said. "Can we really judge them for that?"

"That better be a rhetorical question." Weiss looked to Sun with a peeved expression plastered on her face.

Sun held his hands up in defense as he averted meeting Weiss in the eyes.

"Hehehehe! Wildcat's even strung up to the balls." Yang chuckled. "I'm so done."

"I've never wanted to know and not know all at once on what the thought process behind something was until now." Blake said, dumbfounded.

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"Hahahahaha!" Delirious laughed, revealing he was using a Captain Qwark player model. He too had attacked himself to the balls.

"Keep putting those pubic hairs." Vanoss sad as Mini attached many a gas canister on the balls of the metal penis.

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"No..." Weiss pleaded in unease. "No. Just... please, no."

"Who would of thought fuel canisters could be used as makeshift pubic hairs." Nora said before raising her brow at the screen. "At least I think those should be fuel canisters."

"There's no Dust in them, if that's what you want to know." Al Duty told the ginger bomber.

"If nothing else, this has to be the oddest form of modern art I've seen." Port commented on the the Crew's giant dick.

"It's definitely a lot more creative than most modern art, that's for sure." Qrow replied to Port, who nodded in agreement.

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"Mm. You like that?" Mini asked in a deep voice, accidentally spawning one of the canisters on the balls sideways.

"He just put one on super fucking sideways." Wildcat pointed out, chuckling.

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"Hahahahaha!" Yang cackled as she pointed at the screen. "This is so freaking stupid, but I love it!"

"Probably makes the penis a little too accurate." Neptune muttered between himself and Sun.

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"Haha." Vanoss chuckled as well. "That's an ingrown hair, right there."

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"Well, looks like someone has a similar line of thinking." Sun said to Neptune as he nodded his head at the screen.

"Man I hate ingrown hairs." Jaune said with a disturbed look.

"Heh. Tell me about it." Yang lightly chuckled as she crossed her arms. "Those things are just disgusting to look at."

"Yang, don't make this grosser than it needs to be." Ruby whined to her sister.

"It's true though." Yang said.

"Maybe, but you've also just confirmed the existence of your "carpet" to everyone in the theater." Blake pointed out.

Before Yang replied to her partner, she thought on her words, blinking as she looked around the theater. Only then did she realize her mistake. "Oh... whoops."

'Do they match the drapes?' Neo signed to Yang, though the blonde brawler rolled her eyes in annoyance.

"Yeah, honey, you really need to think before you speak sometimes." Tai advised Yang. "That spunky attitude of yours has its own drawbacks."

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The video then cut to Mini attached to the balls while Delirious and Basically stood off to the side. The former of whom was using a physics gun to move the giant dick a bit.

"Now I'm not saying this is the weirdest thing I've ever done..." Wildcat began.

"It's delirious." Mini said.

"But... it's up there." Wildcat finished.

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"It's up there, he says." Weiss repeated with disbelief. "What could possibly be weirder than this?"

"Well—." Al Duty tried to answer her.

"You know what, no. I believe it would be best for my sanity to not receive an answer to that." Weiss then said, cutting Al Duty off.

"Then why the fuck did you ask in the first place?" Al Duty asked the heiress with a mildly pissed tone.

"I mean... I do kind of want to know." Ruby shyly said, slightly raising her hand. "Is there really something that can be weirder than this?"

"Ruby, we have all seen what Evan and his friends do in their free time." Weiss told her partner. "Do you really want something far worse in your mind than what we're already seeing?"

"Um... I guess not." Ruby said, her expression full of uncertainty as she knew that Weiss was right. But Ruby ask so knew that she still had an itch to know of what other stuff Vanoss and his crew could do.

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"Alright, alright." Delirious said as he finished prepping the penis.

Just then the gas canisters on the balls became alit, propelling the giant schlong up into the air as Yakety Sax played.

"Hahaha! Hahaha!" Vanoss proudly laughed with Mini and Wildcat as the giant dick flew into the air, thrusting in a spiral.

"Holy shit!" Delirious shouted at the sight.

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"Hohohoh my God!" Yang aloud. "They've made a dick rocket."

"Look at that thing go!" Sun chuckled.

"That's one roller coaster I'm not getting on anytime soon." Jaune shook his head with a small laugh. "No sir."

"Luckily I don't think this would actually be allowed as an attraction at any form of theme park." Pyrrha said with a small, humored smile. "Phallic shapes can be a select number of things, but a theme park ride is far from one of them."

"You do have to admit though that they've got some good velocity going for them." Ruby added in.

"I hear lots of manic laughter." Glynda said, her head still in the palm of her hand as she spoke to her colleagues. "Is it safe for me ask what's going on?"

"Well, they've now propelled their makeshift genitalia into the air like a roller coaster ring." Oobleck informed her. "It's actually a bit funny to watch."

"Just tell me when this hit is over." Glynda replied. "As funny as it may be, there's only so much stupidity I can handle."

"You know, this is very disturbing; how fitting it is for their schlong to fly around like that." Roman regarded to Neo. "After all, all a panic can do is go up and down. Even if this is in a circle."

'This definitely broadens what it means to ride a dick.' Neo signed.

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"Hahahaha!" Mini laughed as the giant penis began to glitch and fall apart.

"What the fuck?!" Delirious shouted some more.

"Guys...?" Vanoss asked after chuckling as the penis continued to break. "Oh... I'm break dancing. I'm break dancing in the sky!"

"I'm fucking lagging!" Delirious said. "I'm lagging!"

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"Dude, it is just glitching and breaking everywhere! Haha!" Sun laughed at the sight.

"They're going too fast for the server to handle." Neptune said with a snicker.

"They made the dick too big." Yang mischievously chuckled. "The game's gotta rectify it to function."

"Even that doesn't seem to help much." Ren said.

"That game really just decided to give what can be conceived as one of the most brutal vasectomies out there." Qrow stated before taking a swing of his flask.

"That's not a vasectomy." Port argued. "That's a literal dissection!"

"Good news, Glynda." Ozpin said to his right-hand woman. "You can look at the screen again. The penis is all broken apart."

Glynda said nothing as she peered at the screen, seeing that Ozpin's words were true.

"At least it seems we can move on from this." Glynda sighed with hopeful relief.

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"Hoohoohoo! Hahaha!" Wildcat, Vanoss, and Mini laughed, their words jumbled at the random and humorous sight.

"Oh, my God..." Wildcat wheezed at the giant dick continued to glitch.

"Ahahaha!" Mini laughed once more.

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"Hehe. It just keeps going." Tai chuckled.

"It's definitely going to look like modern art at the end of all this." Qrow firmly stated.

"The physics in this game are remarkably strange." Weiss commented at the clip.

"Welcome to the sandbox." Yang told her. "Physics is more of guideline here."

"I can see that." Weiss nodded in return.

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However everything froze before an error notification popped up, reading: "Error. Giant dick is causing errors. Windows is too tight, please use lube."

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"Pfft! Ha!" Roman shouted out a laugh at the screen.

"That was unexpected." Ozpin said as he tilted head to thee in

"I was definitely right that the dick was too big." Yang said between her laughter. "It crashed his game!"

"Actually being blocked by you're own nethers, more or less." Jaune said. "That's gotta be some record."

"Hehehe. They went in too big, too quick." Yang joked around.

"Yang... please stop." Weiss begged her teammate with a sigh.

"Use lube." Sun repeated while snickering. "What would lube even be for a computer game?"

"Extra data? Larger memory bank?" Neptune assumed.

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The same error notification then proceeded to pop up everywhere on the screen ten more times.

"...Shit." Vanoss quietly said.

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Despite how odd the entire video clip was, everyone, even those more perturbed by the dick rocket, couldn't help but chuckle at Vanoss's swear.

"So-heheh-I know those errors are all edited in, but do we really think Vanoss's game actually crashed?" Ruby asked with a laugh.

"I wouldn't doubt it." Neptune said.

"Perhaps it was some form of karma for going a little overboard on their... rocket." Ren suggested with some hesitation.

"They went big, but they quickly ended up home." Nora added.

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garry's mod

The video then changed everyone in a very empty hangar. Mini stood before everyone with twelve watermelons in front of him.

"Alright, guys. Welcome to watermelon roulette." Mini stated. After he did, dramatic game music played as the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen narrowed in. "Who's going first?"

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"Okay, what are they doing now?" Glynda asked. "Something less mind-numbing I hope. At least for these men."

"I suppose that would depend on what watermelon roulette is, exactly." Ozpin replied to her.

"You'll see." Al Duty said to them.

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"I'm going first, boys." Wildcat said as he walked to the watermelons, looking at his friends as he did so.

"Alright. Good luck, Dorito bag." Vanoss said to Wildcat, who now faced over to the watermelons.

"Alright, so listen up here, guys." Wildcat said as he motioned over to the watermelons on the far right. "Obviously, you don't want to choose this one on the far right side. Obviously he put the explosives there."

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"Ah, so it's like Mistrilian roulette." Roman surmised. "Except instead of pointing a gun to your head with one fire Dust round in it, these idiots hid explosives in a few watermelons."

"Well, probably not so much as having hid explosives as they more likely programmed the watermelons to blow up." Neptune corrected.

"Nerd." Sun said to his partner.

"Intellectual." Neptune corrected once more with his finger raised up.

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"Right. Of course." Vanoss agreed.

"Yeah." Mini said.

"But you don't want to go towards the middle, cause there's probably one there." Wildcat then said as he moved around the middle area.

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"Seems logical." Qrow said. "In stuff like this, you don't always want to go to any of the far ends or directly in the middle."

"I hate roulette games." Tai frowned. "They're just so stressful. All it takes is one mistake and you're out."

"You just don't have what it takes to gamble." Qrow remarked to his old teammate.

"And you don't have the luck for it." Tai shot back.

Qrow slightly narrowed his eyes at Tai before looking back to the screen. "Touché."

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"Mhmm." Mini nodded.

"So the best one is second from the left. Alright?" Wildcat said as he moved to the far left. "Second from the left."

"Alright. Alright." Vanoss said.

Wildcat then broke apart the watermelon with his crowbar. And in doing so, nothing happened to him.

"Ooh. Nice." Vanoss complimented his friend.

"Bam." Wildcat declared. "Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it."

"Yeah." Delirious cheered as well.

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"First try!" Yang cheered.

"I'll give Tyler credit where credit is due. He analyzed that pretty well." Weiss complimented to Wildcat.

"It was a first attempt, but when it comes to roulettes like this, it'll only truly count when there are far fewer watermelons for them to hit." Pyrrha stated. "That's when the game will be at its most difficult."

"Anyone wanna make any non-monetary bets on who's gonna win or lose first?" Nora questioned with a grin.

"Pass." Roman bluntly answered.

'Vanoss for the win.' Neo signed.

"I find betting as more self-defeating than fun." Blake said.

"Hmm... perhaps Delirious may be the first to go?" Ren guessed.

"Ye of little faith." Nora chided Ren, wagging her finger at him. "Well, unlike you I'm betting Delirious wins."

"Wildcat's gotta win with a strategy like that." Yang proudly stated as she crossed her arms.

"Uh... I can't decide." Ruby said, tapping her chin with uncertainty about who to bet on.

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The video cut ahead to Basically was up next; a second watermelon already having been hit before.

"Come on, Finn." Delirious cheered on Basically, referencing his player model.

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"Oh, hey, Basically's playing the game too." Jaune pointed out. "You know what? I think I'll bet on him winning."

"Hmm... I don't know if I want to bet on Basically either, though." Ruby mumbled as she held her hand under her chin. "Hey Al, just to check, is there anyone else playing the roulette game?"

"All that's left is Lui." Al Duty told her.

"Okay... I-I guess I'll bet on him winning then." Ruby shrugged a bit.

"Am I the only one more curious about why Delirious referred to Marcel as Finn?" Weiss asked aloud, her brow raised. "Can I assume it is the name of his player model?"

"Yep. Finn the human from the cartoon. Adventure Time with Finn and Jake." Al Duty informed the audience.

"Who's Jake?" Yang questioned.

"A magic, talking dog that can shape-shift his body." Al Duty said.

"That sounds awesome." Yang said with stars in her eyes.

"That sounds concerning." Blake said with a bead of sweat running down her forehead; imaging with dread just as to what Jake the dog looked like.

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"Being-being the only black person here." Basically said as he crouched over to the watermelons.

"Haha!" Vanoss let out a loud chuckle.

"Hehe." Delirious giggled as well.

"Heh-you're clearly—." Wildcat began.

"You're white as fuck." Mini said at the same time, again referring to Basically's player model.

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"Is... this meant to be another joke from their world that we wouldn't understand?" Pyrrha asked with a hint of confusion. "I can definitely understand what they're getting at, but it definitely sounds like there's context to this we should know."

"Well, you know how you guys have humans racist towards Faunus?" Al Duty replied.

"Yes, very much so." Blake blandly responded.

"Well, where I come from, racism was based on skin color and heritage among other humans." Al Duty explained. "You got racism against black people, racism against Asian people, racism against Hispanic people, racism against white people... just-just a fuckton of racism all around. And don't even get me started on anti-semitism."

"That's even more stupid than racism against Faunus." Qrow gruffly stated.

"To have a mindset built upon racism such as that would suggest the people of your world must have been more fearful of the unknown than the humans of Remnant." Oobleck surmised.

"Pretty spot on their, Dr. Seuss." Al Duty confirmed to Oobleck.

"I beg your pardon?" Oobleck asked, befuddled. But he received no answer.

"Though boiled down a lot over the years. Nowadays modern racism are just insults from asshats and pointless slurs on social media." Al Duty continued. "But I'm getting tired with this sensitive topic, so let's move on. The gist here is that since Basically is a black guy with a bunch of white guys, he'll end up taking the hit of any potential explosions."

"As concerning as that explanation was, I do believe we all understand the joke now." Ozpin said, though not without a small frown.

"I guess racism is just a common thing in any civilization." Blake thought to herself, shaking her head. "But hopefully there'll always be those to stand against it."

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"Haha." Vanoss chuckled while Delirious lightly cackled.

Basically then hit the watermelon third from the right, succeeding in his endeavor.

"Ooh." Vanoss exclaimed.

"Nice. Nice. Nice." Wildcat complimented.

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"Looks like Basically passes for now." Jaune observed.

"So far no one has been eliminated." Ren said. "Though that will undoubtedly change very soon."

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The video then cut ahead to Lui walking up to the watermelons.

"Ahahaha!" Mini laughed at Lui, humored by his tiny character model.

"Let me turn my x-ray on and..." Lui started in his kid voice.

"Hahaha." Delirious chuckled at Lui as well.

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"Okay. Heheheh. Lui's child voice works too well with his current choice of player model." Weiss chuckled a bit.

"It's amazing how a grown man can make such a squeaky voice like that." Neptune commended Lui. "Lui would make for a great voice actor."

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"Oh, this one's bad." Lui said as he looked at the watermelon fifth from the left. However he began to push it back a bit in order to test it. "This one's very bad."

"Hit it!" Delirious said.

Lui then hit the watermelon he said was bad, only for it to turn out to be safe.

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"You liar, Lui!" Nora pointed at the screen. "You said it was bad."

"Sometimes using reverse psychology works in roulettes." Pyrrha said. "There's more likelihood for failure than success, but it is a tactic."

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"Oh!" Delirious exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh! Oh, ok." Vanoss regarded the sight, impressed. "Oh, shit."

"Ohhhh." Wildcat and Mini exclaimed as well.

"Haha! I tricked you." Lui teased in his kid voice.

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"It seems everyone has gotten off Scott-free on their first goes." Glynda said. "But with luck like that, there's a greater odd for someone to be eliminated in the second run."

"Which just means we're closer to see who wins the bet." Nora stated, smirking with her hands on her hips.

"What's the prize meant to be if we're not betting with Lien?" Yang asked her.

"I don't know. I just wanted to see if we could make this thing a bet." Nora shrugged in response. "Maybe the losers have to owe the winner a favor?"

"I find those terms agreeable." Ren nodded his head.

"Is that really the best prize to accept?" Weiss questioned before pointing her thumb back at Neo. "You all do realize a criminal joined in on your het as well, correct?"

All those who bet turned their heads around to Neo, who waved at them with a smile that seemed almost a little too friendly.

"...Eh. I honestly can't think of anything better." Yang said. "Maybe there can be guidelines that the favors can't involve anything bad?"

"I find that agreeable as well." Ren said to Yang.

"I guess we just have to pray Neo doesn't win the bet." Ruby said as she focused her eyes back to the screen.

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Vanoss turned to see Lui fall back in line, revealing that Delirious was now using the player model of the 2007 TMNT Leonardo.

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"Okay, I'm going to assume the other guy is Delirious, but uh... what kind of player model is he?" Yang asked with a confused smile. "Is that some kind of turtle wearing a bandanna?"

"That's not any turtle in a bandanna. That's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." Al Duty proclaimed. "One of the biggest hits of the late eighties and early nineties."

"Wow. That is an arrangement of words I'd never think to use together." Tai said, his expression bewildered.

"It does sound like an oddball, but I think it's an oddball I could get down with." Yang said while nodding. "Besides, who doesn't like ninjas?"

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"Okay." Mini said as Wildcat came back. "Now back to Wildcat."

"Alright, very good guys. Now—." Wildcat began as he crouched looking at his friends. "Now-now it's fucking crunch times boys."

"Heeeh! Hahaha!" Basically wheezed before laughing along with Mini at Wildcat's dramatic voice.

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"HeHah! You got this, Wildcat!" Yang cheered him on.

"A good amount of regular watermelons have been removed from the lineup. Now they're all coming closer to the possibility of losing." Blake commentated the scene.

"Oh... heheheheh. I can't take a bag of chips seriously when it talks like that while crouching around." Roman sighed while chuckling. "It's just so goofy."

"All I know is that the next time I hallucinate when drunk, I'm gonna imagine a bag of chips talking to me like Wildcat." Qrow made his thoughts known. "At least then I get some good laughs."

"I would hope you didn't end up hallucinating from drinking." Ozpin said to his friend. "Hallucinations and drunkards do not sound like words that easily mix together. I would assume they would be quite volatile, in fact."

"Maybe so, but that's never stopped me before." Qrow remarked as he took a swing from his flask.

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"Now, as I did the first one—I did second from the left because the left one's bad-this is like fucking minesweeper, man!" Wildcat stated as he looked at the watermelons.

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"What is minesweeper?" Port asked with a hint of intrigue.

"One of those old school computer puzzle games that are more numbers and blocks." Al Duty told him. "You basically gotta clear a board of mines without blowing any of them up. But unless you're a boomer, you ain't gonna have the attention span to play it."

"Hmm..." Port hummed as his stroked his mustache in thought. "I think it sounds like it can be quite an interesting game."

"And my point is made." Al Duty deadpanned to Port.

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"Hehehehehe!" Delirious chuckled along with Basically.

"Pretty sure the farthest from the left is..." Wildcat said, pausing for a few seconds. "Is bad. Alright, that one's bad."

"Is it?" Mini asked.

"Alright." Vanoss said.

"One of these two on the right side is bad." Wildcat said as he moved through the watermelons. "Okay, I'm gonna go with this one right here. Guaranteed."

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"Ooh, is he gonna be right?" Yang asked as she watched with anticipation.

"I'd say only a professional gambler would know." Weiss said.

The two shared a look with each before looking back at Roman. Spotting this, Roman rolled his eyes with a sigh, but replied to them nonetheless.

"Wildcat's got some sound reasoning so far." He told them. "But it's all gonna come down to thorough thinking and confidence."

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Wildcat was about to hit the fourth watermelon from the left before moving to the third from the left.

"No. No. I change my mind." Wildcat then said.

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"And that is the one thing you don't want to do in roulettes." Roman pointed at the screen. "When you start second-guessing in a gamble, you promote a better chance to for you lose."

"So, you're saying Wildcat might blow up here?" Yang asked, concerned about how she would end up fairing in the bet now.

"I'd say he lowered his chances to seventy-thirty." Roman wagered. "The likelihood lowers the more and more you lose confidence."

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"Haha." Vanoss chuckled.

"That one's bad." Wildcat said, motioning to the fourth from the left. "If you guys touch that one, you're dead. This one."

"Hehehahaha." Delirious chuckled as well.

Wildcat then proceeded to hit the third from the left, and immediately it blew up in a pink mist, killing him.

""Ahahahahaha!!"" Delirious and Mini laughed whilst Vanoss chuckled at the sight.

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"Looks like he ended up picking the shorter straw." Roman said with a knowing chuckle.

"Dammit!" Yang shouted in annoyance, slamming her fists against the arm of her chair.

"Yang's out." Nora declared with a wide smile. "And since Wildcat got blown up first, that also means Ren lost too."

"That's a shame." Ren frowned.

"That'll teach you to bet against Delirious." Nora told her partner with a toothy smirk.

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The video then cut to Vanoss walking up to the plate as he carefully eyed the watermelons.

"Okay. Alright." He said before sniffing a watermelon, crouching down to get real close to it.

The camera angle changed to Wildcat's POV as he watched Vanoss sniff the watermelon from Mini's end.

"Ahehehehe!" Basically chuckled along with Mini and Lui.

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"Heehee! What do you smell, boy?" Ruby asked Vanoss with a giggle.

"Probably vitamin C." Blake said.

"That man's gonna sniff so hard the watermelon's gonna go right up his nose." Qrow chuckled. "And I bet it'd fit in there too."

"Vanoss and Mini just have the goofiest looking noses on their player models." Tai chuckled as well. "You can't take 'em seriously."

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"Ahaha!" Vanoss chuckled too.

"It's his big, fucking nose!" Mini laughed.

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"Exactly! Hahaha." Tai pointed to Mini as he laughed.

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The camera then cut back to Vanoss again.

"Eenie. Meenie..." Vanoss went along three watermelons before hitting the third. "Mo."

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"That's probably even less effective then double-guessing yourself." Roman said while shaking his head.

"I wouldn't count it just yet." Jaune said. "Eenie, meenie, miney, mo has worked well for me on some occasions in my life."

"That probably explains a lot more than it should." Weiss spoke with a neutral tone.

"What do you mean by that?" Jaune asked Weiss, confused by her words.

Yang shook her head with a half smile. "Never change, Jaune. Never change."

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However the moment he hit the watermelon, it rolled a bit away from him, not breaking apart.

"Oh, no." Vanoss said with dread as quiet, dramatic music played.

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"Hehe. That's not good." Pyrrha spoke with a nervous chuckle.

"He's doomed." Sun bluntly stated.

"What was that you were saying, kid?" Roman asked Jaune.

"Well... I did say some occasions." Jaune awkwardly replied while attaching the back of his neck.

Meanwhile Neo held a worried look to her face, fearing she would lose the bet.

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Vanoss began to look to where the watermelon rolled off to, having been frozen in fear. But the moment he did, the watermelon blew up, killing him.

"No!!" Vanoss yelled as the other laughed. "Hahaha!"

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'%*#@!' Neo signed with an angry face.

"Wait, they're changing it there?" Nora asked in disbelief. "How are we gonna know who won?!"

"Like I said, betting is more self-defeating than rewarding." Blake reiterated her earlier statement.

"I've seen the other guys' videos on this." Al Duty revealed. "I could tell you who won."

"Then tell us!" Nora shouted to him. "Don't leave us in suspense!"

"Well that depends if you guys are gonna pay me for it." Al Duty stated.

"Wha-with what money?" Yang asked, furrowing her eyes. "And who's gonna pay you just to know the outcome? Especially if they might lose the bet by knowing."

"Ugh. Fine. Whatever." Al Duty groaned. "This worked so much better in Uno... Lui won watermelon roulette."

"Ah, man!" Nora ruefully pouted.

"Crap." Jaune swore.

"Lui won?" Ruby asked before smile grew on her face. "That means I won the bet. Ha! I won the bet! That means the losers all owe me something! ...I don't know what that'll be, but I still won."

'I want a recount.' Neo signed, crossing her arms as she frowned.

"Eh. I can live with that." Yang shrugged. "Knowing you, Ruby, you'll probably just want us to give you cookies."

"I'm not all just about cookies, sister of mine." Ruby told Yang as she crossed her arm, raising her chin. However, she then immediately looked over to Ren. "Hey, Ren. You know how to bake cookies, right?"

Ren blinked at Ruby for a moment before replying. "How... many?"

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The video cut to Vanoss, Delirious, and Lui on a rooftop. Lui was using a Sonic player model while Delirious was using an Agent Smith player model. In the background of the roof was an advanced helicopter, along with several cars.

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"They're certainly traveling around quite a bit in this game, aren't they?" Ozpin remarked at the new scenery.

"Is that a... is that a blue hedgehog?" Port asked, blinking in surprise.

"It definitely has quills." Oobleck observed.

"And apparently gloves and shoes for that matter." Glynda added. "Must be some kind of cartoon character."

"That's only a technical yes." Al Duty said. "Sonic the hedgehog has cartoons, but he started as video game character. He can basically run super fucking fast. Sometimes at the speed of light."

"What?!" Ruby shouted with stars in her eyes. "Have I just found my most favorite video game character? Why didn't I see him at the arcade?!"

"I was more focused on Nintendo games. Sheesh!" Al Duty grunted. "Try and show a little appreciation at least."

"Hehe. Sorry..." Ruby meekly apologized with a nervous giggle. "I just get really excited sometimes."

Al Duty inwardly rolled his eyes while muttering to himself. "Fucking speed junkies, I tell ya."

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"Alright, Lui." Vanoss said as Delirious began spawning in blue balloons. "It's your birthday!"

"Yay!" Lui cheered in his voice as he flipped around.

"Today is the big day!" Vanoss cheered.

"Yay!" Delirious cheered in a deadpan tone.

"Alright! Blue balloons, like me!" Lui pointed out.

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"Aw. Hehe. This is cute." Yang smiled warmly. "Lui's an adult, sure, but it reminds of Ruby's earlier birthdays. Before she made it a big deal her birthday was the same day as Halloween."

"Is it so wrong to make sure no one forgets my birthday?" Ruby asked her sister with her hands on her hips.

"It is when you go on about it the entire day." Weiss firmly reprimanded her partner. "Now I dread any further Halloweens with you."

"I'm just taking precautions." Ruby rationalized.

"Taking precautions she says." Blake repeated with a deadpan. "Yeah. Sure. Keep telling yourself that Ruby."

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"It's time for your birthday cake." Vanoss said as he scrolled through items to spawn in, spawning a one layer cake.

"Hehehehehehe!" Delirious chuckled, almost darkly.

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"Jeez, Delirious." Jaune spoke with an unvented tone. "What kind of laugh is that?"

"I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Delirious equals horror movie." Neptune affirmed.

"I wouldn't say his laugh is that creepy." Nora said. "It sounds pretty normal to me."

"That's because you and Delirious have similar laughs." Ren said to his partner.

"Hehehehehehehe..." Nora innocently giggled, drawing it out a bit too long. "You say that like it's a bad thing."

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""Happy birthday to you/Lui."" Vanoss and Delirious sang to Lui, who continued to flip up and down.

Vanoss was quite for a moment as he crouched down. He then continued the song. "Happy birthday to you."

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"Huh. I know Evan is a professional in making music, but I have to wonder how well he can sing." Weiss mused, tapping her finger against her cheek. "I know Tyler can sing, but from the birthday song, it seems Evan doesn't have the proper rhythm in his voice."

"He could probably do thrash metal." Sun suggested.

"I am thinking more along the lines of proper music." Weiss clarified. "It doesn't take much vocal percussion to yell at the top of your lungs."

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"Yeah, alright." Lui said.

Vanoss then used his physgun to try and blast the cake at Lui. However, Lui had flipped up just in time to dodge it.

"Yeah-oh. Khhghh! Hahaha!" Delirious wheezed and cackled at the failed attempt.

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"Whoops. Haha." Roman laughed.

"Now that's some real perfect timing." Qrow remarked. "Especially if Lui didn't know Vanoss was trying to shoot the cake at him."

"Mr. Fong should have timed his shot better if he wanted to get at Mr. Calibre." Ozpin stated as he sipped from his soda.

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Lui looked to where the cake was launched to before looking back at Vanoss, speaking in a saddened voice. "Where'd my cake go?"

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"Gah! I hate it when a kid uses that voice." Yang said, enamored by Lui's kid voice. "It's their greatest weapon. Just makes you want to cheer them up no matter what."

"That's how it was for me and Summer with you girls." Tai told his daughter with a nostalgic chuckle.

"That stuff only works if you care for kids." Roman waved them off. "You wouldn't catch me dead falling for that pouting tactic."

However, it was then that Roman felt someone tapping his shoulder, causing his to turn to Neo. The moment he did, he found Neo giving him the poutiest and saddest face she could put on. Roman's eye twitched at the sight as he tried to ignore her. But that didn't last as long as he thought it would.

Soon enough, Roman gave in with a sigh before responding to Neo. "Fine your made your point."

Neo then quickly switched to a bright, knowing smile as she focused her attention back to the video.

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"It's, uh..." Delirious said as he looked all the way to the back of the roof where the cake had landed.

A new cake was then spawned in as Vanoss sang as if nothing happened. "Happy birthday..."

"Oh, you found my—!" Lui began to cheer only for Vanoss to launch the cake at him again. But once more, Lui had flipped up to dodge it just in time.

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"Haha! Missed again!" Neptune clapped his hands.

"How does he keep doing it?" Blake questioned, bearing a small, amused smile. "Lui is around three feet in front of him. It shouldn't be that difficult."

"Yeah. It should be easier than a carnival ring toss." Sun agreed.

"It's like Professor Ozpin said. Vanoss needs to time his shots better." Ruby critiqued.

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"Oh! Khkhk! He keeps jumping up!" Delirious chuckled.

Vanoss spawned in a third cake before singing again.

"Happy birthday—." He began to immediately launching the cake for a third time, hitting Lui and killing him. "Yeah!!"

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"There you go!" Ruby gave Vanoss a light cheer. "But since it took Vanoss this long to shoot the cake, I'd have to rate him at six point five."

"Yep. If there's one thing you don't want, it's Ruby criticizing your marksmen-ship skills." Yang said to herself, reclining back in her seat.

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Vanoss had them spawned a cake beside Delirious.

"Free cake for everybody!" Vanoss cheered launching the cake at Delirious, killing him too.

"No!!" Delirious yelled as he was killed.

"Hehaha!" Vanoss chuckled along with Delirious.

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"You get a cake! You get get a cake! And you get a cake!" Nora pointed around the theater with a big grin. "We all get cakes!"

"Disregard the game logic here, and you'd think with how easy Vanoss is just one-shotting everyone with these cakes, that he was using fruitcakes." Jaune said. "Those suckers get dry and hard."

"That's only with conventional fruitcakes." Glynda corrected the blonde leader. "A proper fruitcake is rich, dense, and moist."

"Wait a minute... you're saying there's more than one type of fruitcake?" Jaune asked, surprised. "And it's not bad?"

"If it's a properly made fruitcake, it shouldn't taste like the ones made in a factory." Glynda said.

"Huh." Jaune slumped his shoulders a bit before looking over to his teammates. "Ren, Pyrrha. Did you guys know about this?"

"I did, but I've never tried a proper fruitcake before." Pyrrha answered.

"I've simply never had the right utensils to make a fruitcake before." Ren explained. "That, and Nora prefers my cooking to be limited mainly to pancakes."

"It's not my fault you make them so delicious." Nora countered back.

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The video now cut to everyone inside of a fast food restaurant. The floor by the counter was completely bloodied as Vanoss rag doll slid across it.

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"Okay, who all got shot here?" Qrow asked with a wry smile.

"That has to be the bloodiest I've ever seen a fast food restaurant look like." Tai gave his thoughts on the scene. "Though it's probably no less cleaner than how a fast food restaurant usual is."

"You can say that again." Oobleck told Tai. "That's why I always go through the drive-thru."

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"Just mopping the floors, here." Vanoss said as he slid around, causing more blood to stain the floor. "Just, uh, mopping the floors. Cleaning up."

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"Hmph! Cleaning up?" Glynda asked with amused chuckle. "Sure. And I'm a brunette."

"Unless you're getting ready for some Halloween party, that is not mopping." Tai said with a humored smirk.

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"Hahaha!" Basically laughed while Wildcat quietly chuckled.

"Hehehe!" Vanoss chuckled as well.

"You're making it worse!" Basically said.

"Nope! I'm cleaning up this place, alright?" Vanoss replied as he rolled around more of the restaurant. "Cleaning up. Cleaning up."

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"Haha. No, you're not!" Weiss laughed at the absurdity of Vanoss's "mopping". "That's some of the furthest you can get from cleaning up."

"Must be Vanoss's Opposite Day." Yang joked.

"Man, how much blood was programmed into these player models?" Ruby questioned with giggle. "That's gotta be half a gallon right there on the floor, already."

"Who knows? Maybe it's unlimited." Neptune suggested.

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"Hugh. You're making the place a fucking bloody mess, man." Wildcat told Vanoss, who was now near the restrooms.

"No I'm cleaning the blood, okay?" Vanoss tried to reassur him.

"Are you sure you're not drunk?" Mini asked.

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"That would be a very valid question if this was a real scenario." Qrow raised his finger in agreement.

"Trust me, Qrow speaks from experience." Tai crossed his arms, flashing a knowing smirk. "Though I'm the one usually asking the question to him."

"Ozpin and I go through similar experiences with Qrow." Glynda said. "Though we never ask him anymore. We just expect it."

"Harsh. But understandable." Qrow accepted.

"Yes. Well, if this "mopping" situation could ever happen realistically, then the explanation would either have to be a means of intoxication or monochromacy." Oobleck stated. "Those, or a psychotic mental disorder."

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"See, doesn't it look beautiful now?" Vanoss asked.

"No, it doesn't." Wildcat replied in a calm demeanor.

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It was then that everyone in the theater began to lightly laugh at the tone Wildcat used in replying to Vanoss.

"Hahaha! Just the... simplicity of the reply." Sun said as he laughed.

"No, it doesn't." Yang mimicked Wildcat's tone. "Haha! I swear, that's exactly how Dad would get if me and Ruby ever tried to hide a mess we had in our room; trying to pass it off as clean."

"Yeah, we were really messy kids." Ruby chuckled with her sister.

"Excuse me, "were"?" Weiss asked Ruby with a raised brow.

"I would argue it still shows today." Blake added in reply to her team leader.

"Hey, we can't help it if we like to have fun." Yang shrugged before sharing a high-five with Ruby.

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"Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed as he continued to slide around.

"Hah! Look at how nasty and bloody it is now." Wildcat chuckled as Vanoss was now "mopping" the men's bathroom.

"I know. I'm trying to clean up the place." Vanoss replied. "Okay? God!"

"Here, I'll help you." Lui joined in the conversation using his regular voice. "I'll help you. I'll help you. I'm gonna put some soap on the floor for you."

Lui had then pulled out a toy ray gun, blasting out soap bubbles from it.

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"I think it's going to take a lot more than bubbles to clean all that blood up." Ren said as he calmly chuckled.

"It's gonna take a professional cleaner to take care of all that." Roman regarded to the screen. "Though it'd be pretty high priced."

"...You're not talking about someone from an actual cleaning company, are you?" Ruby asked Roman as she began to catch on to what he meant by "professional cleaner".

"All I'll say is that cleaning up some messes requires the right discretion, Red." Roman replied back with a sly smirk.

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"Spawn a bucket. I need to rinse off." Vanoss stated.

"This looks like a fucking scene from Silent Hill." Lui chuckled a bit.

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"I think you've already rinsed off plenty." Ozpin remarked to Vanoss.

"Do I want to know what Silent Hill is?" Jaune warily asked Al Duty.

"Depends on how much you want to know about one of the most infamous horror game series of my world." The a.i. replied to Jaune.

Jaune blinked for a moment before waving off with a nervous look. "Yeah... probably best I don't know."

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The video then cut to show Vanoss and Mini were both "mopping" the floors now. The floor of the men's bathroom was completely covered in blood that looked blacker by the second.

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"My God." Glynda widened her eyes at the state of the bathroom floor. "How long have they been going at it in there? That floor looks more like a Grimm pool now."

"With the size of the characters Vanoss and Mini are using, I would wager they haven't even been "mopping" all that much long." Port gave his thoughts on the matter."

"That is one bathroom floor I would refuse to walk on." Weiss balked at the sight. "That is just revolting."

"Yeah, Lui was right." Jaune gave an unnerved smile. "This really looks like something out of a horror game now."

"I'm getting flashbacks to that hide and seek video we watched." Pyrrha said with a disturbed expression.

"All they need now is a dead body." Yang added. "Though I guess Vanoss and Mini technically count for that here."

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"Man, they don't pay me minimum wage for nothing here, okay?" Vanoss said as Basically chuckled at the sight. "Get out of my way."

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"That's gotta be some low minimum wage they're paying you." Nora commented.

"One that doesn't seem will be earned." Ren added in.

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"You get payed for this?" Mini asked, feigning surprise.

"Yes!" Vanoss stated back.

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"Hahaha!" Qrow laughed aloud, slapping his knee. "Oh, that's a question some Huntsmen and Huntresses ask all the time to me. Hehe. It never gets old."

"Usually the students and newbies." Tai replied to him.

"Of course, a true huntsman and huntress doesn't require to be paid in the battle against Grimm." Port boisterously proclaimed. "The thrill of the hunt and protection of the people is payment enough."

"Except when monetary payment is required." Oobleck said to Port. "You know, for Dust cartridges, food you can't get from hunting, and of course bills."

"Well... yes. There is that too." Port conceded to Oobleck's point, albeit a bit deflated.

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The video cut forward a bit showing Vanoss and Mini outside of the men's bathroom, but still near it and the women's.

"Hey, Mario." Vanoss said to Mini, moving up to him.

"There you go." Lui said, doing something else beside Vanoss and Mini.

"Hey, what's up?" Mini casually asked back.

"We get to go in the girl's bathroom." Vanoss said with a geeky, perverting tone.

"Heeheeheehee! Heeheeheehee!" Vanoss and Mini geekily giggled as they slid into the women's bathroom.

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"God that geeky giggle is so annoying, but so accurate." Yang shook her head with a smile.

"It looks like they get to achieve one of the three forbidden fruits of boyhood." Blake said as she began counting down from her fingers. "The girl's bathroom. The girl's locker room. And the girl's bedroom."

"I never understood why some boys had this fascination of entering a girl's room." Weiss spoke with a bemused expression. "During puberty, while perverse, I can understand. But before that is beyond me."

"They usually do it to goof off at that age." Sun said. "Believe me, as a wild child myself, I should know."

"Yeah, there were a few boys who were like that back at Signal." Ruby joined the conversation.

"It's also an affect a lot of children have when they're young too." Tai began to explain. "You tell them about something they shouldn't do or a place they shouldn't go, and they sometimes feel the need to do the opposite. I've had issues like that with Yang and Ruby a lot when they were growing up."

"Honestly, you should have just hid the cookies better." Ruby shrugged at her father, acting as if she hadn't done anything wrong. "Ain't my fault you never learned."

"Yeah, well I'll remember that the next time I make cookies for you." Tai said to Ruby with an unamused look.

"You can try." Ruby whispered to herself with a smirk.

"Well, growing up in a house will a lot of sisters, practically everywhere was a girl's room for me, so I never had any fascinations like that." Jaune stated, getting back to the initial conversation at hand.

"Honestly, boys trying to sneak into a girl's bathroom or locker room are wasting their time." Yang then said. "If movies and tv shows are anything to go by, the boys bathroom and boys locker room are far cooler to be in."

"That they are." Sun pointed to Yang with a smirk.

"Eh. They get a little too rowdy for my tastes." Neptune said before his face turned to displeasure. "Then there's the towel whipping. I hate that."

"Nah. Towel whipping sounds fun." Yang disagreed with Neptune.

"Say that when you're the one getting whipped." Neptune shot back to her. "When the towels are rolled up right, they can sting the rest of the day... I still have nightmares about them."

"It's a risk I'm willing to take." Yang shrugged.

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"It's gonna look like menstruation!" Mini said.

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"You know what? After all the blood being spilled everywhere, I was expecting them to come around to a joke like this." Glynda admitted with a neutral expression. "I should feel disgusted by the joke, but I found it so obvious that I can't bring myself to care for it."

"Ouch. The classic Goodwitch cold shoulder." Qrow winced with a smile. "Ole Jimmy knows what it like to be on the end of that."

"If anyone can immediately give James a blow to his morale, it's Glynda." Ozpin agreed with Qrow.

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It then cut to Vanoss and Mini finding a secret hole behind a bathroom stall that lead to the outside.

"What the hell is this?" Vanoss asked.

"Hehe!" Lui chuckled.

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"Ooh. Secret exit." Jaune said with an intrigued tone.

"Why is it in the girl's restroom, though?" Pyrrha questioned.

"Maybe it's for female workers to go gossip out back without anyone noticing." Nora suggested.

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"Oh, let's see if Johnny's smoking weed back there." Vanoss said as he began to slid through the hole. "Slacking off on the job."

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"Or slacking. Slacking's a good reason for the hole too." Nora said.

"I take it that by the connotation of it, this weed is some form of drug?" Oobleck asked Al Duty.

"Nothing like smoking good old weed to get you to the right high in a matter of minutes." Al Duty said, his tone suggesting that he was smiling at the thought. "Then the real party happens."

"How high we talking here?" Roman asked, tilting his head with a raised brow.

In turn for this, Neo immediately smacked Roman in the back of the head.

"Ow!" He shouted at his pint-sized partner in crime. "It was just a curious question!"

However, Neo did not believe him as she bore a deadpan look, shaking her head at Roman.

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"Look at-hahahahaha!" Delirious chuckled at Vanoss, Basically chuckling too.

The video cut ahead again to show Wildcat using a blue physgun to move Vanoss around in the air like a doll.

"Mom, look what toy I got in my Happy Meal!" Wildcat cheered.

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"A life-sized posable figure that's hyper realistic? Heh! Probably the best kid's toy you could ever get in a kid's meal." Neptune commented with a chuckle.

"But with never closing eyes like that, it's probably be horrifying to sleep next to." Sun added.

"Oh, definitely." Neptune immediately concurred with his friend.

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"Hugh!" Vanoss grunted as Wildcat froze his head in place in the air. The moment Vanoss tried to move around, he was shown to be stiff and stuck. "Oh, God. Help!"

"Hahah!" Mini laughed at the sight as an explosion went off in the background.

"Guys I'm stuck! Hehehelp me!" Vanoss chuckled.

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"That gun's a literal copy and paste machine." Ruby pointed to the physgun with a bright smile. "It literally stuck Vanoss midair."

"There's one way you can defy gravity. Hehe." Nora giggled.

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"Hugh! Hugh! Hugh!" Wildcat chortled as he tried to shoot at Vanoss, too amused at how silly Vanoss looked right now. "What the fuck are you doing?"

"You like my moves? You like my moves?" Vanoss asked as he shook his hips around.

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"Wooh! Get it Vanoss!" Yang cheered to the screen. "Shake what your momma gave you!"

"This is so goofy to look at." Blake said while chuckling.

"Hey, you gotta find something to do when you're stuck in the air." Sun shrugged with a smile.

"What would this move be called? The aerial shake?" Weiss asked in amusement.

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"Hahaha!" Mini laughed some more.

The Yakety Sax music played again as Vanoss continued to thrust his hips back and forth.

"You liking the angle of the dangle?" Vanoss asked. "Huh? Hehehe!"

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"Hngk! The angle of... the dangle!" Yang wheezed out.

"He really just said that." Pyrrha said as she laughed.

'I'm liking it.' Neo signed while giggling.

"Hehehe! Never say that again." Roman said to Vanoss as he laughed.

"I can safely say I've never heard that one used before." Glynda spoke with a small chuckle.

"It sounds so simple but so wrong. Haha!" Tai laughed out.

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"Hugh! Hugh! Hugh! What the fuck are you doing?" Wildcat chortled some more, loosing breath.

"Hegh...!" Basically wheezed as Vanoss now had his legs pointing to the ground with his arm sticking out.

"Look at my arm! What am I doing?" Vanoss asked, amused as his fist kept moving back and forth.

The video then quickly cut to Mini frozen in the air beside Vanoss.

"Why is my arm shaking like crazy?" Vanoss as his arm moved about rapidly, knocking against Mini's arm. "Hahahaha! Ahahaha!"

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"He's got muscle spasms!" Ruby laughed.

"Is he even controlling his arm?" Jaune asked, raising his brow with a laughing smile.

"Hmhmhm. It doesn't sound like it." Pyrrha chuckled.

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"I can't!" Mini said as he chuckled repeatedly at the sight.

"Look at me!" Vanoss shouted as Wildcat and Mini continued to chuckle.

"Oh, here I go!" Mini said as his arms moved a bit too. "I've been—."

"Dude I can't fucking hold myself." Wildcat said, trying to real himself from his laughter as Basically laughed. "My God, I'm tired."

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"I can certainly understand why, Mr. Wine." Ozpin said to Wildcat with a chuckle. "It's certainly been an eventful video."

"Once you've been laughing so much at the really funny stuff, it'll be hard to stop even when thing just get plain silly." Qrow said with a smile.

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"I can't-I can't... hahaha! I got the jitters!" Vanoss chuckled more at the sight.

"Luigi. Luigi. Help me." Mini said to Vanoss.

"Fist pump!" Vanoss shouted as his arm still continued to jiggle about. "Jersey shore fist pump!"

Techno music began to play as a the video became tinted with orange. As the techno music played, the video focused on Vanoss's arm still wildly moving in any direction it could go in.

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"Oh, yeah! Rave time!" Nora gleefully shouted as she began pumping her fist into the air.

"Quick! Someone get the glowsticks!" Sun yelled out.

"You know what? It is a pretty nice beat." Yang admitted as she found herself bobbing her head to beat.

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"Dude, it's literally impossible to not, like, laugh when looking at Luigi right in the eyes." Wildcat stated.

"🎶Shake dat thing.🎶" Vanoss sang a bit before chuckling. "Hehe."

"🎶Man, you make me wanna shake dat thing.🎶" Wildcat sang in a Jamaican accent.

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"Hehe. Okay. Another example of how Tyler can sing." Weiss chuckled a bit.

"What is that accent? It sounds funny." Ruby said as she laughed a bit.

"It's called a Jamaican accent." Al Duty informed Ruby. "It's one of the more thicker accents from my world."

"It definitely shows. I don't even know what Wildcat said at the beginning there." Jaune said.

"I'm pretty sure he started off with "man"." Ren guessed. "It was very quick, but I think that's what it was."

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"Haha!" Vanoss laughed as the screen started to fade to black.

"Hashtag twerk team!" Mini gayly cheered before the video ended.

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"Oh, God...!" Yang said as she began to wheeze some more.

"That's not getting out of my head any time soon." Weiss said as she rubbed her eyes.

'Slay, Queen!' Neo signed.

"So... what did you all think of the video?" Al Duty asked the audience with an innocent tone.

"I think it's proof that just about anyone will do stupid shit if they're bored enough." Roman said with a laugh. "Not that I'm complaining."

"You were very much right about it being a very weird video." Ozpin said to the a.i.

"I will never forget the dick rocket." Qrow firmly stated.

"I wish I could." Glynda spoke in opposition.

"The last Gmod video was all scripted for the most part." Ruby said. "I was not expecting all of this randomness in one video."

"I would say it was probably the most... interesting video we've seen so far." Pyrrha said with bemused smile.

"It both made me laugh and weirded out at the same time." Jaune gave his thoughts on the video.

"I'm still a little peeved I lost the watermelon roulette bet." Nora said as she slumped her shoulder a bit, whilst Ruby triumphantly smiled.

"All and all, I'd say it just makes me excited to see what Vanoss and his crew can do next." Sun smiled.

"Well good. Cause in the next video, you all are gonna see the birth of one of the Crew's most iconic moments." Al Duty stated.

"Ooh. You've piqued my interest." Tai said with a curious look.

"It's time to get back to Grand Theft Auto." Al Duty proclaimed as the next video started. "We've got a Banana Bus to catch!"

End video

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Next video: GTA 5 Online Funny Moments — Banana Bus, Derk, Mannequin Glitch, Gmod Stiffy Squad, Levitation!

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Author's notes:

Whoo! We're back!

Sorry this took so long to come out. I had been in a funk with making a revision for a chapter in Radio Taimanin Alastor and it took up a lot of thinking time. That and I was playing a lot of LEGO Star Wars the Skywalker Saga.

Now, something to note here is that I left out Vanoss's viewer address that was at the end of the video. I did that simply because I didn't see it fitting here. That address was for his viewers at the time to tell them about how much he likes Gmod and giving an update for the controller he was putting out at the time. While I do plan on having some RWBY characters get Vanoss and Co. merch in the story, I don't intend to write the parts where Vanoss introduces new merch in his videos. I'll just save that for when Al Duty shows them the merch.

But onto another topic, have you all seen In Space with Markiplier? That was a truly fantastic project and I loved playing through all of it. So much so that I want to try and do a reaction story for everything relating to In Space and Heist. So that would include Who Murdered Markiplier, a Date with Markiplier, and Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache. While I definitely want to do Heist and Space for RWBY watches alternate dimensions, I think for that entire series as whole, I want to use new people instead of the RWBY cast again if I do make a reaction story for it. Such examples would be Night Raid from Akame Ga Kill, or High school DxD characters. I'd have to figure out who would be the most interesting. While I don't plan on formulating it any time soon, if I do get more amped up with it, I will start getting a few things out faster, so I guess we'll have to wait and see.

But anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this anticipated chapter, and I will see you all next time.

Peace.