The video slowly faded from black to light as Wildcat, in his GTA V skin, was shown standing atop a desert mountain. A C4 shaped glove on his raised right hand as sad piano music played in the background.

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"What's going on here?" Glynda asked with a raised brow.

"Yeah, and what's Wildcat holding in his hand?" Jaune asked as well.

"Given the music, it's probably a skit about something dramatic." Weiss said in observation.

"Now this begs the question of what weird thing they're going to make seem dramatic." Blake added.

As Weiss nodded in agreement, Ruby spoke up to Al Duty. "So who all is in this video?"

"Vanoss, Delirious, Daithi De Nogla, Wildcat, and Mini Ladd." Al Duty replied.

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"Dear, Heavenly Father." Wildcat began to pray. "Please... please answer my prayers, and bring me another oven mitt. Every time I make a pizza, I end up burning my left hand."

Immediately after saying this, Wildcat was blown clean off the mountain top.

REJECTED

Bird chirped in the background as Wildcat's body soon fell down with a scream.

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Immediately the audience couldn't help but let out a few chuckles and laughs.

"Praying for an oven mitt. Hehe. That's a new one." Qrow said with a chuckle.

"The inserted audio bite was perfect." Yang said with a laugh. "Like he was actually rejected by whoever he was praying to."

Ozpin had chuckled as well for a bit before his thoughts deleted into a different topic, wondering if this would be a short story of what happened when Salem wanted the Brother Gods to bring himself back to life.

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Wildcat was now respawned atop the mountain as he prayed some more.

"Dear Santa Claus. This year for Christmas, I really hope that you bring me a second over mitt."

Wildcat was then blown up again.

I DONT THINK SO

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"Heheheh. There he goes again." Nora giggled while waving off Wildcat.

"What's Christmas, and who's Santa Claus?" Ruby asked after chuckling a bit.

"It's our version of Non-Descript Holiday." Al Duty replied.

"Oh." Ruby nodded in understanding.

"Santa Claus is a jolly old dude with a bit white beard that gives out presents to everyone across the world during Christmas Eve. All in one night too." Al Duty explained in regards to Ol' Saint Nick.

"Well that sounds cool." Jaune said with a smile.

"Sounds like hell." Roman said with a relaxed position. "Going to everyone around the world in one night? Borderline crazy."

"Hey, don't diss on Santa." Al Duty warned the criminal mastermind. "Otherwise you'll end up further down on his naughty list."

"Do I even want to ask?" Roman asked the A.I. with a raised brow while also sharing a glance with Neo.

"Santa has a naughty and nice list. Also, shame on you for thinking otherwise about the naughty list." Al Duty told Roman before the video continued.

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Wildcat was back atop the mountain.

"Dear Easter Bunny."

And then blown up again.

DENIED

Wildcat was back atop the mountain.

"Dear mom and dad."

And blown up again.

DENIED

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At this point, the audience were steadily laughing and chuckling more and more with each death of Wildcat.

"Yeah there's... hehe-there's definitely a pattern here." Pyrrha said while chuckling.

"Man, even his own parents won't give him an oven mitt." Sun playfully spoke with a laugh. "Now he'll never be able to make a pizza without burning his hand."

"One of the most cruelest punishments a person can go through." Yang stated while putting the back of her hand against her forehead, joining in with Sun.

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Atop the mountain.

"Dreidel dreidel, this year for Hanukkah—."

And blown up again.

DENIED

"Heeeh..." Wildcat wheezed as he soon respawned atop the mountain again. "Kwanzaa?"

And blown up again.

DENIED

"Coming back down..." Wildcat spoke as he character's body soon fell down atop the mountain, only to roll down the side.

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"Heheheh. There he goes." Ruby said while chuckling.

"For those wondering, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa are non-descript Winter holidays in different religions of our world." Al Duty told the audience.

"So there's variants of Non-Descript Holiday in your world. I see..." Oobleck said with a nod as he put a hand to his chin in thought.

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GMOD SANDBOX

The audience now saw Vanoss, as Luigi, holding a shotgun as he looked at H20 Delirious, who's player model was that of Buzz Lightyear.

"Alright." Delirious began to speak to Vanoss. "Have you ever seen a man disappear before?"

Vanoss immediately then shot Delirious, killing him.

HEAD SHOT

"Heeeh... Hahahaha!" Both Vanoss and Delirious laughed.

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"Kghk! So abrupt..." Blake let out a contained chuckle at Vanoss shooting Delirious. "He-he-he just shot Delirious right after the question."

"You can say that again. Hahaha!" Ruby laughed in agreement with Blake. "It just came out of nowhere!"

"Man, I hope one of these days I can replicate that scene with Ember Celica..." Yang happily sighed after laughing at Vanoss shooting Delirious. "It would be hilarious."

"Yeah, just so long as you do it on criminals or Grimm." Weiss said after chuckling a bit.

"Of course. I'm not a psychopath." Yang told Weiss with a reassuring smile and a thumbs up.

Weiss looked at Yang for a moment, remembering a certain girls night out they had before glancing back at the screen, observing Delirious's character. "By the way. Who is the player model that Delirious is using? From its design, I'd wager it from some form of cartoon."

"Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. A classic and famous movie made by our world's largest entertainment company, Disney." Al Duty replied to the heiress.

"Uh, Toy Story?" Jaune asked while blinking a bit.

"Short explanation is that toys are alive. Boom. The end." Al Duty answered.

"Not really an explanation..." Ren told Al Duty with a raised brow before shrugging. "But okay."

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"Nope. And I don't intend to. Heh." Vanoss replied to Delirious .

FAIL

Delirious was now respawned, a shotgun in his hand.

"Oh, shit. The pig is here!" Delirious said with surprised urgency.

"Ninja, vanish!" Delirious ran forth with a yell before he was engulfed in a pull of black smoke, disappearing from sight.

OOOOOHHH!!

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"You can actual disappear like a ninja in Gmod?" Ruby asked with an awed expression. "That is so awesome! They could be like Blake or Ren."

Upon Ruby's words, Blake gave her team leader a so-so motion with her hands while Ren opted to speak.

"I wouldn't say I'm that much of a ninja." Ren told Ruby in a calm tone.

"Oh, come on. We all know that's a lie." Nora waved her partner off.

"Yeah, Ren. You're the second sneakiest person here." Jaune told Ren.

Hearing this, Neo raised her eye while looking between Ren and Blake before holding up a sigh that read: 'What am I? Chopped liver?'

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"Oh, wow. Really impressive." Wildcat sarcastically spoke as he ran up to the spot where Delirious vanished from, a rocket launcher in hand. "Anybody can fucking do that shit."

Wildcat then aimed his rocket launcher at the ground before shouting. "Ninja, Vanish!"

With a jump, Wildcat fired his rocket launcher at the ground, killing his player model as he was flown backwards.

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed.

"Kgh! What the Hell? Hahahaha!" Delirious asked with a laugh. "Where'd he go man? Where'd he go?"

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"And he's out of there!" Roman commented with a raised brow and a light laugh while Neo giggled in agreement.

"Hahahaha!" Port let out a boisterous laugh. "That's one way to do it."

"In a sense, Wildcat did disappear." Oobleck said with a small chuckle.

"Heheheh! Wildcat just rocket blaster himself out of there!" Nora giggled at the scene before pausing in her laughter, opting to put a finger to her chin. "Though it probably wouldn't be a bad way to travel..."

"Nora, no." Ren calmly told his childhood friend.

"Nora, yes." Nora replied with an almost manic grin.

"No, Nora." Pyrrha told Nora with a more stern look.

Nora looked at Pyrrha for a moment before finally deflating. "Fine..."

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Vanoss then turned around to see Wildcat's body falling down to the ground as Wildcat spoke.

"Ninja vanish, bitch." Wildcat said as he body landed onto the ground. "Completely vanished."

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The audience couldn't help but laugh at Wildcat's absurdity for a moment.

"Hahahaha! Doesn't really work if they see where you disappeared to, but okay." Qrow said after laughing a bit.

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The video cut to Vanoss, H20 Delirious, and Wildcat messing with physics guns as Delirious messed with a missile next to a form of missile launcher.

"Oh, what if I were to put a missile in there? Hold on. Hold on." Delirious said as he used the physics gun to try and put the missile in the missile slot of the launcher. "Yeah."

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"I'm immediately getting flashbacks to when Evan and Basically were putting together a bomb shelf." Weiss said with a small sweat drop.

"Yeah. They usually say third time's the charm, but it was not the case for that situation." Neptune added in agreement with Weiss.

"So who wants to time how long it takes till this inevitably backfires?" Blake questioned to anyone in regards to Delirious trying to load in the large missile.

"I'd give it about five to six seconds, honestly." Sun said with a small smile and a shrug.

"Seven seconds at most." Yang added with a nod.

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"Does it do anything?" Vanoss asked.

"Y-yeah, it all goes together, so it should..." Delirious said while Wildcat walked up towards him, the former almost getting the missile into the slot. "Yeah... there we go."

However, by doing so, Delirious caused the launcher to bounce forward and roll over himself and Wildcat as Vanoss watched on.

"Oh, God!" Delirious yelled in surprise.

"HeHahahaha!" Vanoss laughed alongside Delirious as the missile blew up in the background.

"Wow, Delirious. Great weapon you have there." Wildcat sarcastically said to his friend.

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"Double kill. Heheheh." Tai commented with a chuckle.

"Yep. Definitely about seven seconds." Yang chuckled while crossing her arms.

"The game physics just broke right there. That whole launcher went haywire and bounced away." Jaune said after a small laugh.

"I also think it was a nice touch that the missile blew up right after Wildcat and Delirious were killed by the launcher." Nora stated with a giggle.

"Hehehe. Yeah. It was like a small, and subtle second reminder of how Delirious screwed up." Sun added in agreement while laughing.

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The video quickly cut to Vanoss moving through the grass in the desert-like map with a sniper in his hands.

"Okay, where the Hell are you, Wildcat?" Vanoss asked as he looked for his pig-masked friend. "Huh? I hear you shooting shit!"

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Upon seeing the weapon in Vanoss's hands, Ruby immediately had stars for eyes.

"Is this what I think it is? Is this really a sniper battle?" Ruby whispered with a squeal as she could hardly contain herself.

"Oh, boy. Here we go." Yang rolled her eyes with a smirk towards her little sister.

"Hey!" Ruby shouted a bit while pointing a finger towards Yang. "You got your shotgun battle. It's my turn to see a sniper battle."

"Okay, just don't go ranting and raving if they make mistakes that you think are obvious not to make when shooting a sniper rifle." Yang replied to Ruby before taking a sip of her soda.

"I won't..." Ruby crossed her arms with slightly puffed checks before plopping a chicken nugget into her mouth.

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"Oh! There he is! There he is! There he is!" Vanoss shouted as he spotted a dot atop a mountain in the distance, zooming in with his sniper to see the dot was Wildcat. "I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him."

Then on, Wildcat and Vanos started shooting at each other with their snipers, each of them dwindling down their health.

"What the fuck happened?" Delirious asked from nowhere.

"Ow!" Vanoss shouted as Wildcat shot him. "Stop it!"

Vanoss and Wildcat continued to try and shoot at each other. Eventually Wildcat stopped in his movement as it would seem Vanoss finally had a shot at him, only for Wildcat to immediately shoot and kill his character.

"AAAAH! Dammit!" Vanoss shouted as his character was killed.

"Hahahahaha. Dude, this is fun." Wildcat said with a chuckle.

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"Nice shot." Port complimented Wildcat.

"Rule number one of sniper fights. Never stand still without proper cover." Ruby shook her head in slight disappointment towards Vanoss.

"What did I just say?" Yang asked Ruby with a raised brow.

"I'm not ranting. I'm just... critiquing Vanoss." Ruby replied, thinking that was an acceptable answer.

"Mhmm..." Yang hummed while narrowing her eyes at Ruby before slowly looking back at the screen.

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The clip then cut to Vanoss hiding in the grass, zooming in with his sniper as he spotted Wildcat, his friend appearing just over a mountain top. Wildcat moved a bit, blocking Vanoss was taking his shot until Wildcat moved to a position where Vanoss could just make out his head.

Repositioning his sniper, Vanoss aimed at Wildcat's head, and took the shot, killing his friend.

"NOO!!" Wildcat shouted.

"YEAH! I got you! YES! Hahaha!" Vanoss cheered with a chuckle at killing Wildcat.

"Fuck!" Wildcat swore.

"Heheheh. Get sniped!" Vanoss shouted out.

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"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Ruby cheered while throwing a fist to the air.

'Vanoss:1 Wildcat:1' Neo signed with a smirk.

"Shot him right in the head to from such a distance." Ozpin observed a raised eye of approval. "Quite the perfect head shot, if you ask me."

"As impressive as the shot was, I'd imagine trying to repeat the feat in real life would be more tricky than in a video game." Glynda said while pushing up her glasses a bit.

"And that's the beauty about video games, Glynda. Sometimes the feats are more impressive than anything in real life." Qrow said with a smirk before taking a sip of his drink.

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The clip cut to Vanoss walking up to Delirious.

"Hey, grab a sniper rifle. Stop messing around with c4s." Vanoss told Delirious as Delirious was shown to be putting c4s on a tree.

"WHY are you wearing the c4 like a turtle floaty?!" Vanoss asked Delirious as his friend was shown to be wearing the c4 like a floaty.

"What? What are you talking about?" Delirious asked as he turned around and looked down to see what Vanoss was seeing, his Canadian friend chuckle at him in the process.

"Hahahaha! You're wearing it around you're waste!" Vanoss yelled while laughed.

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"Yeah, he is! Hahahaha!" Nora pointed towards Delirious while laughing. "Man, I would love a bomb shaped pool floaty!"

"Uh-hehehe- why is Delirious even wearing it like a floaty in the first place?" Pyrrha asked with a small chuckle.

"Some player models in Gmod don't work with some of the physics. In reality, they're just skins that have to follow a set of movements determined for more regular human-like characters." Al Duty explained before the video went on.

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"Hehehahaha." Delirious chuckled.

"Alright, I got my sniper rifle." Delirious said as he pulled out a sniper decorated in lights. "I got my sniper rifle."

The clip cut to Vanoss moving through the grass as Delirious spoke.

"I'm getting hungry." Delirious stated. "I'm dreamin' about bacon. And pork chops!"

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"Now that's a man's dream." Port nodded in approval with a small amount of drool dripping from his mouth. "Nothing says a dream like a dream involving meat."

"Personally, I think you've had one too many pork chops in your life time." Oobleck told Port.

"Nonsense! No one can ever have enough pork chops." Port waved off Oobleck while wiping away the bit of drool falling from his face.

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"I'm dreaming about... main characters in Toys Story." Vanoss said as he continued to walk around through the cover of the grass.

"Yeah..." Delirious spoke absentmindedly before realization hit him. "What?"

"Heh-huh." Vanoss chuckled.

"That's me!" Delirious shouted. "You don't even know where I'm at."

After saying this, Vanoss zoomed in with his rifle to see Delirious atop a mountain.

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"About that..." Roman said with a sly grin as Neo mischievously giggled.

"Ha! Now that's some bad luck." Qrow said with a small laugh.

"Welp. Hehehe. Those are some famous last words if I've ever heard them." Yang chuckled a bit while crossing her arms behind her head.

"Prepare to eat your words, Delirious." Ruby said with an excited smirk.

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"Oh, Really?" Vanoss rhetorically asked before shooting and killing Delirious.

TANGO DOWN

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed.

"Fuhuhuhuhuck!" Delirious cursed while laughing.

Vanoss continued to walk around until Nogla immediately spawned right next to Vanoss, AFK as his player model was that of Zoidberg.

"Woah! JESUS!" Vanoss shouted in surprise as he backed away from the lobster-like man.

"Woah, Nogla. Watch out!" Delirious shouted.

"WAH! It freaked me out!" Vanoss shouted as he started to shoot at Nogla. "What is that?!"

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"What the hell is that?" Yang asked in confusion with a raised brow in regards to Nogla's character.

"That is one very strange appearing creature." Weiss said as her face twisted in bewilderment.

"With some really creepy eyes..." Nora said as she found herself trying to back up in her chair as she looked into the blank eyes of Nogla's character.

"Everyone, meet Nogla's classic Gmod character. Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama. We all call him the lobster." Al Duty introduced Nogla's character to the audience.

"Why a lobster, though? The only thing he has going for him are the claws." Blake observed while giving Al Duty a raised brow. "Other than that, he has those... feeler-tentacles on his face. He looks more like an octopus."

"He's clearly a lobster." Al Duty replied to Blake. "I don't understand how you can't see it."

Blake blinked a bit at Al Duty, a deadpan expression on her face before she rolled her eyes. "Whatever..."

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"Kill it!" Delirious yelled out to Vanoss.

Eventually Vanoss killed Nogla as Delirous spoke.

"He changed his player model." Delirious said with a chuckle.

"Woah. Oh, my God!" Vanoss proclaimed.

"Huh huh huh." Delirious let out another another chuckle.

"Dude, I like turned around and there was this giant lobster giving me the death stare." Vanoss said as he reloaded his sniper.

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"Yeah. That was a death stare, alright." Nora said with a hint of nervous fear in her voice.

"He can't get you, Nora." Ren told his partner while calmly stroking the top of her head to calm her down.

"If I ever saw that lobster guy... Zoidberg, was it? If he ever pops up inside my closet out of nowhere, I'm immediately shooting Cresent Rose at him." Ruby said shook her head with a small chuckle.

"""Agreed.""" Was the common consensus of the rest of Team RWBY.

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"This forest is dangerous." Delirious stated.

"Wait, what the fuck happened?" Nogla asked in regards to his death as he finally joined the chat.

"Heheheheheheh." Delirious chuckled towards Nogla.

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"Heheheh! Nogla just came back to find his character dead." Sun said while chuckling. "Talk about perfect timing."

"There are just some things in life you can't write." Neptune smiled cooly in agreement with his team leader.

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The video cut to Vanoss and Delirious in a cave as they conversed with each other.

"Hey." Delirious greeted Vanoss.

"Hey." Vanoss whispered to Delirious.

"Alright. Soldier." Delirious started to speak.

"Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh." Vanoss hushed Delirious as he pulled up his items menu.

"What?" Delirious asked in a whisper.

"Don't tell anyone." Vanoss told Delirious in a whisper as he spawned two cheeseburgers, both of which started to roll away.

"Don't tell anyone." Vanoss whispered again as he and Delirious chased after the burgers.

"The fuck is that?" Delirious asked with a chuckle. "Hahahahah."

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"What is Evan doing...?" Weiss trailed off with a raised brow.

"Apparently you can spawn in food, in this game." Blake said with a similar face to Weiss.

"Wait, is Vanoss trying to get more health?" Ruby asked with crossed arms and a furrowed look.

"He's probably trying to make sure he doesn't die from a sniper shot in the head." Pyrrha analyzed the clip. "It also seems that Evan and Delirious are on a team now."

"So, basically he's trying to get Delirious to cheat with him." Jaune commented.

"Hey. All's fair in war as long as you don't get caught." Roman said with a shrug.

'And how.' Neo signed in addition to what her boss said.

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"Yes!" Delirious cheered with a wheeze and he and Vanoss ate the burgers. "Hahahaha."

"Don't tell anyone." Vanoss whispered while getting up in Delirious's face.

"Alright, I'm not gonna tell." Delirious whispered back.

Just then, Nogla spawned in the background behind Delirious, something Vanoss was quick to spot.

"Oh shit! It's a lobster!" Vanoss whisper yelled as he immediately sniper shot Nogla, killing him. "I got him."

"AAAAH!!" Nogla shouted, causing Vanoss and Delirious to laugh at his expense.

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"Woah. Nogla just spawned out fo nowhere. Heheheh." Yang said with a chuckle.

"So he hasn't any luck in this sniper game." Ren said with a small chuckle. "Killed right he spawned in, twice."

"Not to mention that he was killed by the same person." Neptune's added in.

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"We're having cheeseburgers and lobsters tonight!" Delirious said while chuckling.

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"Seafood and barbecue?" Glynda asked with a raised brow. "That's a... very strange combination."

"And yet... it sounds ideal." Nora muttered aloud with a finger to her chin in thought.

"Eh. Sometimes you shouldn't knock it till you try it." Qrow said with a shrug.

"I don't know... cheeseburgers and lobsters don't sound like something you normally eat at the same time." Tai said with an unsure look. "Cheeseburgers and hot dogs, or lobsters and shrimp, definitely. But cheeseburgers and lobsters...?"

"We should probably just chalk it down to another instance of Delirious's... peculiar personality." Ozpin spoke before the video continued.

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"Hehehe. What an awkward combination." Vanoss plainly stated before he and Deliroous started to move about the cave. "Okay, where's that plumber? Or carpenter? Where you at, Mario?"

"Uhh, I'm in a field." Mini told Vanoss.

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"So this is where Mini joins in." Weiss stated.

"Also, I'm with Vanoss. Is Mario a plumber or a carpenter?" Ruby asked.

"He's a plumber in the other games. A carpenter in Donkey Kong." Al Duty answered.

"Wait, why does he have a different job in two games?" Ruby questioned once more.

"Guy fights monkeys, fire-breathing turtles, and evil mushrooms for a living. You really questioning this shit?" Al Duty asked.

"Eh. Fair enough." Ruby relented with a shrug before eating some more nuggets.

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"Mario." Vanoss called out to Mini, only to immediately be shot in the back, causing him to panic and run towards Delirous. "Oh, shit! I got shot! I got shot!"

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"Take cover!" Ruby shouted while still chewing her food.

"Ruby. Eat with your mouth closed." Weiss chastised her partner. "It's common etiquette to chew and swallow first before you speak."

"Whoops." Ruby said, still chewing her food before swallowing with a small look of embarrassment on her face. "Sorry."

"Oh, Ruby. What am I going to do with you?" Weiss asked with a sigh as she shook her head.

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"Be careful, be careful!" Delirious warned Vanoss before.

"There he is! There he is!" Delirous shouted before shooting at Nogla, killing him. "Got him, bitch! Hahahaha!"

"Wooaaah! That is OP." Nogla proclaimed after Delirous killed him.

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"Heh. It was Nogla that shot Vanoss." Yang said with a small chuckle.

"At least he got a little bit of payback. Heheheh." Jaune chuckled while rubbing tha back of his neck. "If only by just taking some damage on Vanoss."

"It was definitely the burger Vanoss ate." Nora said with a nod of her head.

"Oh, there's no doubt there." Jaune said in agreement.

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The clip cut to Vanoss and Delirous, now alongside Mini as the moved down a hill.

"Okay, we need to move up." Mini said.

"We need to move. We need to move. We need-we need to go somewhere else." Delirous stated.

Vanoss then turned around to look at Mini. "Okay, you just completely give us away. Because your red hat and your giant head."

"Bright and red. Heheheh." Delirous said in agreement as he and Vanoss chuckled.

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At this comment, the audience laughed a bit in agreement.

"Yeah, wearing red in a green and brown-based area is far from camouflage." Tai said while chuckling.

"Mini should really change his character. He sticks out like a sore thumb." Glynda said with a small chuckle of her own.

"I'll give him this, though. Mini's a brave man for standing out like that." Yang commented.

"Eh. I practically wear red all the time. All that counts is his skill in sniping." Ruby said with a shrug. "If he can shoot right, he'll be fine."

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"Stop. I-I-I-I know I'm a beacon. Okay?" Mini said to his friends.

"Mini Ladd's face and outfit says: "I'm over here. Shoot me." Hehehe!" Vanoss said as he and Delirious chuckled and looked at Mini as his Mario player model.

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""Hahahahaha!"" Everyone in the audience laughed.

"Perfect description, Vanoss. Hahaha! Perfect description." Sun commending Vanoss while laughing, clapping his hands in approval.

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"Again, I know. I'm a beacon." Mini said again as he, Vanoss, and Delirious walked along the mountain.

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I-I think I saw something." Delirous said, right before Mini got shot from afar.

"Oh, oh. You got shot." Vanoss said.

"AAAAHHH!! Shit! Shit!" Mini screamed and cursed as he ran away.

"You got shot. I saw blood come out of your ass." Vanoss told Mini. "Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go."

"Oooh, fuck! I missed him by an inch!" Wildcat cursed at not being able to kill Mini. "Son of a bitch."

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"Ooh, looks like Wildcat is hunting down Vanoss's team." Ruby said with anticipation before drinking from her soda.

"Heh. Vanoss saw blood come out of Mini's ass?" Yang asked with a smirk and a raised brow. "I didn't know guys could have periods too."

"Yang..." Ruby balked away in slight disgust to her sister.

"Have you no shame?" Weiss indignantly asked Yang with a glare while Blake shook her at her partner's comment.

"Hmm, let me think..." Yang said with a thoughtful face, tapping her finger against her chin before replying to Weiss with a bright smile. "Not a lot really. No."

Tai observed his daughter's conversation before looking towards Qrow with a lowered gaze. "You know, she gets that from you."

"Uh-huh." Qrow said with a nod before taking a sip of his soda. "I couldn't be anymore proud of her."

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"Let's go. Over here." Vanoss said as he led Mini and Delirious down the side of the mountain. "This way. This way."

"You're the bait." Vanoss told Mini. "As soon as they start shooting at you, that's when we run in the opposite direction."

"Hehehe." Delirious chuckled alongside Nogla at what Vanoss said.

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"An effective strategy, if a bit a cruel." Ozpin analyzed.

"It is a way for Mini to make better use of his red and blue color palate." Oobleck stated. "As long as he's okay with it, there shouldn't be much wrong here."

"Hey. They gotta make use of the weakest link, somehow." Roman said with a shrug while Neo nodded in agreement.

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"Beep beep beep beep beep." Mini beeped as he jumped up and down in a circle. "Kay, this is clear. Keep going."

"Alright, clear." Delirious said as he, Mini, and Vanoss were now on the move.

"Okay, stay on my six, stay on my six." Nini said as Delirious ran in the opposite direction.

"Go go go go go." Delirous spoke as Vanoss watched on. "I am—what time is it?"

"Guys, stop acting like you're NAVY Seals, when you're just running in the middle of the field, saying random shit." Vanoss told Mini and Delirious as the latter chuckled.

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At this the audience laughed once more, with Glynda, Ozpin, and Weiss laughing most at the crack Vanoss took at Delirious and Mini.

"Don't know what a NAVY seal is, but guessing from what Evan made it sound out to be, I'd assume it's a form of military." Ren spoke with a hummed chuckle.

"They're basically seafaring army guys." Al Duty stated.

"Well, one things for sure. Hahahaha." Weiss started to speak with a light chuckle. "Evan has a valid, and amusing point."

"Running around and saying random shit." Qrow said with a small chuckle. "Basically what I call every military code and protocol that I hear."

"James would very much disagree with you, but...hmhmhm." Glynda said with a calm chuckle. "Evan isn't too far off in his statement."

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"Alright, I think we're safe." Delirious analyzed as he Mini, and Vanoss were atop another mountain. Mini jumping up and down and beeping again.

"This is like the other team's death streak, that we have to have this big ass Italian man follow us around." Vanoss said in regards to Mini.

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"Hahahahaha!" Roman continued to laugh at the jabs given towards Mini. "Whoo! Is Vanoss good at giving out proper jabs."

"They're really milking out Mini's decision to use his player model for the environment of this map." Tai said while chuckling, wiping away a small tear in the process.

"It's like the jabs are both subtle and blunt at the same time, and yet they've thus far always hit home." Yang pointed out with a humored smile.

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"Hehehehe." Delirous chuckled at what Vanoss said.

"Oh, shit. I got shot!" Delirious stated. "Shit, shit, shit, shit."

"Oh, I see Nogla." Vanoss said as he spotted Nogla atop a mountain far away with his zoomed in sniper before shooting him.

"What if, what if Tyler's under a rock?" Mini asked as Vanoss zoomed on Nogla again. "And he just pops his head out."

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"Tyler?" Ozpin questioned. "Given that Mini said the name, and that Delirious is on Mini's team, are we to assume that Tyler is the actual name of Wildcat?"

"Wildcat's real name is Tyler Wine." Al Duty affirmed to the Beacon headmaster.

"I like him more already!" Qrow declared with a smirk while raising his soda up as if he was about to cheer with someone.

At Qrow's statement, Glynda, alongside the Tai, Ruby, and Yang, all promptly rolled their eyes at the alcoholic huntsman.

"So that's four of their real names that we know." Blake pointed out. "Vanoss being Evan, Basically being Marcel, Terroriser being Brian, and Wildcat being Tyler."

"Oh, hey. You know what, we didn't even ask what Terroriser and Basically's full names are." Ruby said in realization.

"Brain Micheal Hanby and Marcel Cunningham." Al Duty stated.

"Brian Micheal Hanby?" Nora asked with a small giggle. "That's a weird full name, if you think about it."

"Also, why did you give us Brian's middle name?" Yang rose her brow at Al Duty.

"Hey. It's what it says on his Wiki page." Al Duty replied to the blonde brawler.

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Vanoss saw that Nogla was now trying to shimmy back and forth from his spot atop the mountain. Eventually, Nogla finally stood still, allowing for Vanoss to take the shot, killing him.

"Gotcha, bitch." Vanoss said with a hint of a smile in his voice as he started to turn around.

"Wow! You were so far away!" Nogla proclaimed as Vanoss just chuckled. "I'm like a dot! I'm literally like a dot. One pixel in the whole fucking screen."

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"Woohoo!" Ruby cheered while throwing her arms in the air with a bright smile. "Way to go, Vanoss!"

'Vanoss: 3 Nogla: 0.' Neo signed with a smirk.

"Evan is pretty good with a sniper." Pyrrha complimented Vanoss. "Even if this is a video game."

"Add that with Nogla's luck in this video, and we have some quality entertainment." Yang said with a smirk.

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"Yeah, but you had your arms out like a cross." Vanoss explained after chuckling.

The video went back to when Vanoss zoomed in to kill Nogla as the Canadian YouTuber spoke over it.

"You were like saying: "Hey, I'm over here," so I'm like: "Okay, I'll shoot you." Vanoss narrated, prompting Nogla to chuckle.

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"Hahahahaha!" Ruby laughed aloud while clutching her stomach.

"Again. Another accurate explanation of the situation." Sun said while chuckling alongside everyone else in the audience.

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"Vanoss. Vanoss." Delirous spoke to his friend.

Vanoss was on the move, making his way under a mountain ridge as Nogla spoke.

"Where's that fucking pig?" Nogla asked in a serious voice.

"Wait, are you on our team? Make up your mind...Nogla."Vanoss said to Nogla with a hint of annoyance.

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"So I guess that means Nogla is meant to be on Tyler's team." Weiss said with crossed arms. "Though god only knows what he's trying to do right now."

"Probably something overly idiotic." Blake blatantly spoke with a shrug.

"Most likely." Weiss accepted with a nod.

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"Where's that—." Nogla started.

"What team are you on, Nogla?" Vanoss asked.

"...fucking retard?" Nogla continued.

"Nogla, what team are you on?" Vanoss asked again.

"I'm on my own team." Nogla answered him. "I'm a lone lobster."

"Alright, where's that fucking pig?" Nogla asked as Vanoss walked under the ridge. "I dare ya to put a bullet in my asshole..."

*Cue record scratch*

"Hggh. Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed alongside Wildcat, Mini, and Delirious.

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"Woah-ho-ho!" Tai waved his hands outwards with a wide eyed look. "What did Nogla just say?"

At this, Roman, Qrow, Sun, Yang, and Nora all immediately laughed aloud at what Nogla said.

"What a very strange man." Oobleck said in regards to Nogla with a titled head.

"Welp! Who knows what the context for that line was." Yang said with an awkward chuckle.

"Did Nogla really just say that?" Jaune asked in slight surprise.

"He should really think before he speaks." Neptune said with a discomforted chuckle.

"Hey. Hahaha. I'm not complaining. That was funny." Sun said while laughing.

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"Ow! He shot me!" Delirous complained.

"I know you want to." Nogla said as Vanoss zoomed in atop another mountain, spotting Nogla scoping the land with his sniper.

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"Nogla, you don't have to make it any more weird." Weiss said with a bewildered look whilst shaking her head.

"Well, it looks like Vanoss is about to snipe Nogla again." Ruby said with a small giggle.

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"Hey, Nogla." Vanoss calmly spoke to his friend as he locked Nogla's head between his crosshairs. "You're dead."

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"Man, Nogla does not have the best luck right now." Jaune stated while shaking his head.

"Evan is being an absolute bane towards Nogla." Ren added in agreement.

"Yeah. At this rate, you gotta ask if Nogla is just really unlucky, or if Vanoss is really lucky." Yang said as the video continued.

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After saying this, Vanoss immediately took the shot. But Nogla was still alive.

"I'm not dead. No I've got one percent." Nogla quickly said as Vanoss zoomed back in to see Vanoss run down the side of the tall mountain. "Not dead at all. Not dead at all."

Vanoss then zoomed out, just in time for Nogla to die from fall damage.

"Aah! Fuck!" Nogla swore.

"HeHah! Now you're dead." Vanoss told Nogla with a chuckle.

"He killed himself." Mini said in between chuckling.

"Did you fall down the mountain?" Vanoss asked as Nogla chuckled.

"May have..." Nogla replied.

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"Hahahaha!" Jaune laughed. "Like I said. Bad luck."

"Nogla even survived the shot, but he was so quick in trying to get away that he failed to remember he was trying to flee from atop a mountain." Pyrrha said with a giggle.

'Vanoss: 3.5 Nogla:0.' Neo signed once more.

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The clip cut to Vanoss watching as Nogla ran along a mountain ridge.

"Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh." Nogla pretended to pant as he ran.

"Where you going, Nogla?" Vanoss asked in an almost sing-song voice as he zoomed in on the running lobster man. "Where you going?

"I know—I know you're over there. I know you're over there." Nogla said as he shimmied around the ridge. "You're fuckin—."

"You're not even looking in the right direction." Vanoss told Nogla.

"I am." Nogla replied before Vanoss shot and killed him.

"Heh. Gotcha, bitch. Heheheh Hah." Vanoss said with a chuckle. "There you go, down the mountain."

Nogla could only sigh in frustration as he glumly spoke. "Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop."

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"Poor Nogla." Nora lightly giggled while shaking her head in pity towards the Irish YouTuber.

"Got him when he was running too." Yang said while giving Nogla a look of sympathy. "I've been there a few times when playing against Ruby in a first-person shooter."

"Not my fault I'm always good with a sniper." Ruby said with crossed arms. "Well... it's a little bit of my fault, but my point still stands."

"By the way, what was that noise Nogla made when he rolled down the mountain?" Pyrrha asked.

"It's something Zoidberg does a lot. It's his gimmick." Al Duty told the invincible girl.

"Really?" Pyrrha asked with a raised brow. "Huh. Weird gimmick."

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"This game's fucking impossible." Nogla said as Vanoss was now running through the grass. "Evan's fucking... blending in with everything."

As he said this, Vanoss zoomed in at the right moment to shoot and kill Nogla as he ran by a distance away.

HEAD SHOT

"Ho ho ho! Get rekt." Vanoss said with a chuckle.

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At this, everyone in the audience laughed, chuckled, and winced at Nogla's bad luck with Vanoss in this sniper battle.

"Ooh, immediately after spawning in, Nogla gets killed by Vanoss again." Tai said with a chuckling wince.

"Yeah, this ain't gonna go well." Qrow added with a chuckle.

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"Fuck this." Nogla said in annoyance. "I'm going to sleep."

"Hahaha." Vanoss chuckled before he laughed at what he saw on the lower left of his screen. "Hahahaha!"

Player DaithiDeNogla left the game(Disconnected by user.)

"He left." Mini said with a chuckle.

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"No-hahahaha! Nogla." Ruby called out with an apologetic laugh. "Don't leave."

"Wow. Nogla silently rage quit." Yang chuckled at the clip.

"Expect a lot of that in the future. Except a lot more angrier and bitchy." Al Duty proclaimed.

"Sometimes there are things that a man can only take so much before needing a much needed break." Ozpin said with an almost hollow chuckle. Fighting against a seemingly unkillable enemy for so many years had it taxes.

"Well, it's probably a good thing that Nogla decided to leave. Who knows how much more he could take before blowing a fuse." Glynda said before taking a sip of her soda.

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garry's mod

The video then cut to Vanoss and Delirious holding c4s, the latter seeming to where it like a floaty.

"Wait, wait, wait. Throw one on my face." Vanoss told Delirious, prompting Delirious to a c4 on Vanoss's character, causing part of his screen to be blocked by a c4.

"It's on my screen that's aweso—I can't see!" Vanoss said as Delirious obscured his screen more by putting two more c4s on his face. "I literally can't see."

"Hol-let's go-hold on. Let's see how many I can cover on you." Delirious stuttered as Wildcat walked up with a c4 in his hand as well.

"Oh, yeah." Vanoss said in agreement towards the prospect. "You could cover my whole screen. Cover my whole screen."

"Yeah. Hold on. Hold on." Delirious said as he and Wildcat started putting c4s on Vanoss.

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"Oh, no." Ren said with a sweat drop.

"Oh, yeah!" Nora shouted in glee.

"Well, this is gonna go to crap, immediately." Neptune predicted with a nod of his head.

"They're messing around with explosives by placing them on each other." Weiss stated. "Everything messing up was a silent given."

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"I can still see to my right." Vanoss as he angled his character down a bit.

"There's so many c4s on you, right now." Delirious said with a chuckle.

"Oh, my God. Keep er—this is extremely dangerous." Vanoss said as he angled down to see all the c4s being put on him. "Oh, my God. Holy shit."

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"What was your first clue?" Blake deadpanned with a raised brow.

"This is gonna be mayhem." Yang chuckled alongside Ruby.

"Come on, keep going!" Nora cheered on Vanoss, Wildcat, and Delirious with a large smile. "I want to see where this goes."

"Nora..." Pyrrha calmly spoke to the ginger bomber of her team. "Reel it in. You can't always get jumpy and hyper when something is about to explode. You're like that all the time on a regular basis."

At this, Nora let out a bored sigh before leaning the side of her head onto her palm. "Killjoy..."

"What was that?" Pyrrha asked Nora with a raised brow, politely daring her teammate to talk back to her again.

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"You're wearing a c4 suit, right now." Delirious commented.

"I literally can't see, guys." Vanoss said as he entire screen was covered with c4, Delirious chuckling in the background. "I think it's safe to—."

At that moment when Vanoss started to talk, Wildcat had decided to blow up the c4s, killing Vanoss and Delirious immediately.

"Aw, Nohoho!" Delirious cried out as he and Vanoss chuckled.

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"And there it goes. Heheheh." Ruby said before chuckling.

"I think Delirious wanted to put more bombs on Evan." Weiss said with a small chuckle.

"Gah! Wildcat detonated them too early." Nora said with crossed arms and a disappointed look. "He should have waited until Vanoss was fully covered in bombs."

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It cut to Vanoss, alive, as he walked towards Wildcat, who had most of his character covered in c4.

"Hold on. Wildcat, walk around." Delirious said as Vanoss put a few more c4s on Wildcat.

"Kobe. Kobe." Vanoss said with each toss of a c4.

"I'm letting him Kobe me some." Wildcat explained to Delirious.

"I think that's enough. I that's enough." Vanoss said as Wildcat was covered in a lot of c4.

"Holy shit." Delirious said with a chuckle.

"I can't walk! I'm so slow as shit!" Wildcat proclaimed as he moved around, prompting Vanoss and Delirious to chuckle.

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"I mean, it should be expected." Neptune said while chuckling a bit. "Those bombs must weigh a ton."

"Now you see, that looks like the proper amount of explosives for this situation." Nora nodded in approval.

"It's like Wildcat's wearing a bomb suit, that does anything but protect you bombs." Jaune said with a chuckle while pointing at the screen.

"Yeah, in other words, this is gonna be one heck of an explosion." Yang said while crossing her arms.

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"Get em' off!" Wildcat said with a light chuckle as he ran up a rocky hillside. "Get these the fuck off of me!"

"Fire in the hole!" Vanoss called out as he activated the trigger on his remote detonator, killing Wildcat by sending his character flying in a big explosion.

"Oh, God! He went flying!" Delirious exclaimed as Vanoss laughed. "Oh, shit."

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"They can fly!" Roman said with a laugh while pointing his hand at Wildcat flying off from the explosion.

"Now this is an explosion!" Nora shouted with glee.

"So that must have been what it looked like when Vanoss exploded." Ruby said with a small laugh. "Wildcat just went flying!"

"Yeah. Hahaha! And the bomb stack is still exploding where Wildcat flew off from." Sun pointed out while laughing.

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"Yes, help me build my c4 fort." Delirious said as the video cut to Vanoss and Wildcat covering their friend with c4s.

"Oh, sorry. Heh..." Vanoss said with a small chuckle as he accidentally got a c4 on Wildcat's face.

"Did you stick one to me, again?!" Wildcat asked Vanoss aloud as he moved back, Delirious laughing as he did so.

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"Oh, dear." Ozpin said with a light chuckle. "Now this is starting to get very familiar to the bomb shelf incident."

"They should have kept their distance when placing those bombs on Delirious." Port stated.

"And judging from the sound of it, They won't be able to get the bomb off of Wildcat's face without detonating it." Tai analyzed the clip.

At this, Nora couldn't help but sigh. "Time for another premature detonation."

As Nora hand her head low in disappointment, Ren gently patted her shoulder as to try and comfort her.

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"I'm sorry guys." Vanoss apologized to the two before clicking the button on his detonator, blowing them all up.

"Ah—No! Hehehe." Delirious said as he and Vanoss chuckled.

It then cut to the three of them having respawned as they went back to putting c4s on Delirious.

"Mak-make sure I'm well protected from any bullets." Delirious said as the put c4s on him.

"Oh, yeah. You're gonna be well protected." Vanoss said as he put more c4 on Delirious.

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"Yeah. Really well protected." Blake expressed her comment with clear sarcasm.

"I mean, if nothing else, the bomb suit will mean that Delirious won't die from any bullets directly." Yang offered with a smile.

"Can't say the same about the explosion caused by the bullets, though." Sun said between Blake and Yang, eliciting a chuckle from the latter.

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"You guys promise this is the new...uh, bulletproof vest?" Delirious asked as Vanoss and Wildcat put more c4 on him."Guys. It's getting really heavy."

"That's how it's supposed to be." Vanoss said as he crouched down to put on c4 on the lower half of Delirious's body.

"Everything's going just as planned." Wildcat said with a chuckle.

"You gotta get some on my ass." Delirious said as he turned around. "God."

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"Well that's deeply disturbing." Weiss said with a hint of disgust in her voice.

'Kinky.' Neo signed while easing her brows up in a suggestive manner.

"Oh my God!" Yang said with a wheeze before cackling.

"Oh for the love of..." Glynda muttered with a sigh and a small wheeze.

"Is there nothing these guys can say that can't be taken out of context?" Yang questioned as she still laughed.

"Delirious just says anything that comes to his mind, doesn't he?" Tai asked with a small awkward chuckle. "Like, no restraint."

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"This is gonna take half an hour to blow up." Wildcat said as Delirious chuckled in response.

"This is gonna be amazing." Vanoss said as he put more c4 on Delirious. "We really have to step back for this."

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"You bet your butt this will be amazing." Nora said with stars in her eyes.

"Evan does bring up an excellent point though. They really are going to need to step back." Pyrrha said with a chuckle.

"Yeah, this is gonna be one big explosion." Jaune nodded in agreement.

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"He's completely fucking surrounded!" Wildcat said with a wheeze, prompting Delirious and Vanoss to chuckled as the former was nearly coveted head to toe in c4.

"You're gonna be a moving pile of c4." Vanoss told Delirious.

"Help! Hahaha! This is scary." Delirous cried out while laughing.

"This looks like a fucking... silo." Wildcat said as Delirious continued to laugh.

"I'm a c4 bush." Delirious stated.

"You're in the stage of a c4 cocoon." Vanoss told Delirious as he and Wildcat had completely covered him up in c4. "Okay? You're about to evolve..."

"Into a c4 butterfly..." Wildcat said, adding wonder to his tone.

"You're gonna fly across the map and spread your wings, okay." Vanoss told Delirious.

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"It will be glorious." Nora said while spreading out her arms a bit for emphasis.

"I wonder how much air Delirious is gonna get from this explosion." Sun voiced his thought.

"With that many bombs attached to him?" Neptune rhetorically asked his partner with a raised brow, before giving a light chuckle. "He's going to get some serious air time with this."

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"Oh, I'm gonna be a beautiful butterfly. Let's do it!" Delirious said in excitement.

"Yeah, you're gonna have wings, you're gonna fly across the map, you're gonna be dead. It's gonna be awesome, okay." Vanoss told Delirious before walking away, acting as if everything he said in that sentence was normal.

"What?!" Delirious asked in shock.

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A couple of people in the audience couldn't help but laugh at Delirious's shock at the prospect of dying.

"You have to give to Delirious, he knows how express himself. Even if this is a skit." Roman said with a light laugh.

"I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Delirious would do great in a horror movie." Neptune said with a nod of his head.

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"Alright, Evan, on go, we turn him into the beautiful butterfly that he deserves to be." Wildcat told Vanoss as the pig-masked man was no-clipping in the air.

"For science." Vanoss added.

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""For science!!"" Nora and Ruby shouted at the same time.

"I... wouldn't exactly call this as science." Glynda spoke with a raised brow and small chuckle of amusement.

"I suppose we could view this as explosive engineering." Oobleck offered. "Though the explosives are usually tested on inanimate, non-living objects."

"I'd go more with arsonistic." Glynda replied to her fellow bespectacled teacher.

"Touché." Oobleck nodded towards Glynda.

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"Three... two..." Wildcat started to count down.

"NOOO!!" Delirious cried out as he began to scramble and run.

"One." Wildcat finished.

"NOOO!!!" Delirious continued to yell in panic.

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The audience couldn't help but laugh at Delirious's yelling, finding it to be somewhat amusing.

"Delirious sounds like someone's actually trying to kill him in real life." Jaune said while laughing.

"Just imagine that when all these explosions are done, we don't hear from Delirious for the rest of the video." Blake said with her own laugh.

"Well geez. Hehehe. Don't you think that's a little dark?" Ruby asked with an awkward laugh.

Blake replied with a shrug as she still laughed from the scene.

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"Fire in the hole." Vanoss said as he activated the c4s with his detonator.

Immediately the c4s around Delirious started to explode in place, causing Delirious's character to flop out of the explosion, dead.

"Hahaha!!" Vanoss and Delirious laughed.

"Oh my God." Vanoss while laughing as he walked closer to the exploding c4s. "Holy shit."

"Jesus Christ—!" Wildcat proclaimed with a laugh as he hovered next to the exploding c4s, only to be killed and blown back just as Delirious respawned on another part of the map.

"HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUHUHUCK?!" Delirious screamed as he respawned, exploding and dying constantly as Vanoss continued to laugh. "HELP! HAHA!"

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"Whoo!!" Nora cheered loudly.

"Look at him go!" Yang said as everyone watched Delirious's body soar out of the stack of c4s each time he respawned.

"Oh, my God." Ruby said with a slight wheeze. "Delirious keeps dying each time he tries to respawn."

"They definitely put too many explosives on him. Hehehe." Tai said while chuckling. "They're gonna end up breaking the game if they keep doing this."

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"What the fuck is going on?" Wildcat asked while he and Vanoss laughed.

"What? What happened?" Vanoss asked while no-clipping.

"He kept spawning and blowing up." Wildcat said before wheezing.

"I kept-I kept spawning and blowing up." Delirious said as well as he started to calm down from his laughter.

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"I wonder how that was like from Delirious's perspective." Jaune said with a chuckle.

"Well-heheheh, if what we saw from the red screen Vanoss was given when he died from an explosion in Gmod, Delirious would have been constantly brought back to that Sam red screen." Pyrrha suggested while chuckling.

"No wonder he was laughing so hard." Neptune spoke. "He kept getting killed over and over again from the same bombs, every time he respawned."

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The video then cut to Vanoss walking up to Wildcat, as Wildcat was now the one being covered in c4s.

"Look how unsure of this he looks." Vanoss said, causing Delirious to chuckle a bit as the two placed c4s onto Wildcat. "He's like: "I don't know. I don't know if this is such a good idea. Covering myself in c4s."

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"Another accuracte description from Vanoss." Sun said with a small chuckle.

"That's Weiss's face every time we try and do something fun." Yang muttered Ruby as the two started to giggle a bit.

"I heard that." Weiss told Yang. "And I only make that face because it's warranted."

"Not our fault that you can't handle what we consider fun." Ruby told her partner with a shrug before she and sister shared a fist-bump.

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"Is that a c4, or is that an oven mitt?" Vanoss asked Wildcat in regards to the way his character held the c4 in his hand. "Heh...HeHah."

"It's a... it's a-a c4 shaped oven mitt." Wildcat explained while Delirious put more c4 onto him.

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"Aw, man. Now I want a c4 shaped oven mitt." Nora said while slumping her shoulders.

"But you don't even cook." Ren told Nora with a raised brow.

"...Than I'll just have you wear it." Nora said with crossed arms and a smirk.

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"Heh. Okay. Okay. I was just making sure." Vanoss said before putting more c4 onto Wildcat. "Are you sure want to do this? You don't look very sure. You look kinda nervous."

"I'm perfectly sure I want to do this. I want to transform." Wildcat told Vanoss.

"Heh... Okay." Vanoss replied with a small wheeze.

As Vanoss went to put c4 on Wildcat's feet, Wildcat started to speak in song. "~I want to fly like an eagle. Into the sea. Fly like an eagle, let the c4 carry me.~"

At this, Vanoss couldn't help but chuckle a bit as he and Delirious continued to put c4 on their friend.

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"Huh. Not to bad." Weiss said with a little look of surprise. "A little off, but with some work Tyler could be a really good singer."

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"I wanna fly-hy-hy-hy!" Wildcat started before chuckling alongside Vanoss.

"Wait-wait. We should-Uh... we should go to the spawn point. That way he can spawn a bunch of times, and we can just see him... fly off a bunch of times." Delirious suggested.

Vanoss and Delirious continued to cover Wildcat in c4, before Wildcat accidentally stuck a c4 to Vanoss's face.

"Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You stuck one to me." Vanoss said as he started to back up.

"Prg-rg-rg-rg-robably." Wildcat slowly replied as if he was a machine gun.

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"No, not again." Nora said with a wine. "Don't tell me they're gonna have restart. I wanna see this explosion!"

"Well... make that another fail to the list." Roman muttered to Neo.

"Relax... They aren't gonna restart this time." Al Duty reassured the ginger bomber.

"Oh, thank God." Nora said with a sigh of relief.

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"It's fine. It's fine. It's fine." Delirious reassured Vanoss. "You have the thing. We're not gonna die."

As if on cue, Vanoss accidentally clicked the button on his remote detonator, causing dramatic music to play in the background.

"Oh, shit! Oh, I clicked mine. I clicked mine." Vanoss said in shock as he immediately back away from Wildcat.

"Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God." Delirous spoke as he backed away as well.

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"Hahahaha!" Roman laughed while pointing towards the screen.

"Oh, yeah. Definitely getting bomb shelf flashbacks right now." Qrow said with a nod.

"Hmm. I have the sneaking suspicion that Evan might have a phantom trigger finger." Glynda said with a bland look.

"Like you wouldn't know." Al Duty muttered to himself.

"You lied!" Nora shouted while pointing at Al Duty.

"No... I said they weren't gonna restart from Vanoss getting stuck with a c4." Al Duty told Nora. "I never said anything about this."

Nora merely replied by giving the a.i. the stink eye before looking back at the screen.

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"How the fuck isn't this exploding?" Wildcat asked with a small wheeze before the c4s started to blow up, sending Wildcat's body flying.

"Wait, hahaha!" Vanoss laughed while Wildcat screamed.

"There he goes. There he goes." Delirious stated as they watched Wildcat fly off into the distance.

FAIL

"Alright, here we go." Vanoss said as the video cut to the three of them in the spawn area, Wildcat recovered with c4s.

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"Please don't mess up this time. Please don't mess up this time." Nora prayed with her fingers crossed.

"Wanna take a bet?" Yang asked Nora with a smirk.

"No! No bets!" Nora declared to Yang. "I'm not gonna jinx this in anyway possible!"

"Okay... sheesh." Yang replied with wide eyes before glancing towards Ren.

"Nora is... very passionate about watching giant explosions." Ren told Yang.

"Yeah. I know what that's like." Yang nodded towards Ren before giving a subtle glance at Ruby.

Ruby was finishing up with her chicken nuggets before she noticed Yang's glance. "...What?"

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"Countdown." Delirious said.

"Yeah." Wildcat spoke in a pumped up voice while jumping up and down. "Yeah."

"Here we go. In three, two, one. Fire in the hole." Vanoss said before activating the detonation.

"Here he goes." Delirious said as Wildcat started to blow up.

"Holy shit! There he goes!" Delirous called out as Wildcat's body was flown out into the air by the explosion.

"Oh, my God." Vanoss said in awe.

"God!" Delirous stated as Wildcat respawned, only to be flung out by the explosions. "Hahahaha."

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"Yes!! Hahaha!" Nora cheered as loud she could.

Ruby whistled at the sight before giving a small chuckle. "Look at Wildcat go!"

"He really just got flung out of there." Sun said with an awed smile.

"He could have been shot straight past the atmosphere with that much force." Neptune said with wide eyes.

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"Raaagrh!" Wildcat screamed as he constantly respawned, moving a round a bit before dying and flying out again and again. "Raaagrh!"

"Holy shit." Vanoss said as they watched Wildcat's body fly out.

"He's like flying. Hahaha!" Delirous laughed as Wildcat continued to respawn, scream, and die.

"What the Hell? Why did we die?!" Delirious questioned as Wildcat had resapwned a bit too close to Vanoss and Delirious, killing the latter as Vanoss was reduced to 66 health. "How the fuck did we die?"

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"Wow, hahahaha!" Nora laughed while clapping her hands. "The explosions are so much that they're dying from proximity!"

"Yeah, they're definitely going to need stand further way back." Yang said with a small chuckle.

"That's an understatement." Blake told Yang with her own small chuckle.

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"Raaargh!" Wildcat screamed again as he respawned, moving closer to Vanoss before causing the both of them to die.

"What the fuck? Help! Help!" Delirious cried out as he and Vanoss kept respawning and dying again and again, the both of them wheezing and laughing in the process of it all.

"Hahaha. I can't fucking spawn." Vanoss chuckled before finally being able to respawn without dying.

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"So this is what Delirious went through." Jaune said with a laugh as everyone else in the audience laughed and chuckled.

"Yep. Heheheh. Just like I thought." Pyrrha said while chuckling. "Red screens."

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"Oh, my God, dude. I just kept dying over and over and over and over." Wildcat said as he was finally able to respawn without dying as well.

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The video cut back to the mountain tops as Wildcat was bowing while being crouched down. Then, immediately, Wildcat raised his head up to try and sing the song from the beginning of The Lion King.

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"Oh, hey. We're back at the opening clip." Ruby pointed out.

"Though it looks like this might be a different bit than last time." Weiss analyzed. "Judging from Tyler's posture."

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"Mmm...Naa-Sevanyah, membolisy... I'm holding a fucking c4 on a rock... and I'm gonna fly.~"

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"What is he singing...?" Glynda trailed off in confusion.

"An opening song from an animated movie called The Lion King." Al Duty said. "Only the first line is from the song, and even then it's not accurate."

"The Lion King?" Blake asked.

"Another Disney movie. Very loved." Al Duty explained. "There's also one scene in the movie that would make anyone cry like a little bitch. Even me."

"Uh... okay." Blake said as she gave Al Duty a strange look.

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While singing, a clicking sound was heard, an indication that someone was trying to activate the c4 at Wildcat's feet, only for nothing to happen.

"It's delayed. Delayed. Nohoho." Delirious cried out. "It's delayed."

"Really? Really?" Vanoss asked in annoyance as Wildcat turned to his friends.

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"Oh, I hate delayed explosions." Nora said with an annoyed huff. "You get pumped up so much only to get blind-sighted after waiting so long."

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Then, after several seconds of trying, Wildcat was launched off and killed by the c4 with a farting sound.

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"Hnrk! Okay." Nora started with a small snort. "The fart made it a little better."

"Really?" Weiss asked Nora with a raised brow.

"What?" Nora asked with a shrug. "I like a good fart joke."

"They're immature and-." Weiss began, only to be interrupted by Nora.

"I'm gonna stop you right there, Weiss." Nora told the SDC heiress. "Take a moment to figure out what it is you're going to say, and then think on who it is you're talking to."

Weiss blinked a bit in Nora's direction before huffing and looking away while crossing her arms.

"Hey. Different people, different humor." Yang told with a smile.

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"Ohohoho!" Vanoss and Delirious chuckled at the delayed death.

"It's like you don't know when it's gonna blow uhuhup!" Delirious said as he and Vanoss chuckled.

FAIL

Wildcat was back in his crouched position on the mountain as he started to do the bit again.

"Mmm... Naa-Heh..." Wildcat started before immediately started to chuckle.

"Hahahaha. You're holding it like a pizza." Vanoss told Wildcat in regards to how his character held the c4 in his hands.

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"He's gotta point." Sun said. "They're holding those c4 things like a chef holding a freshly baked pie."

"Aw, great. Now I want a pizza." Ruby said with a slight grumble, only to quickly notice Ren about to take a bite out of his pizza slice.

Just as Ren raised the slice to his mouth, he noticed Ruby looking at him, more specifically his pizza. He even noticed a bit of drool slowly leaking from her mouth. Seeing this, Ren slowly backed away a bit in his seat while shaking his head at Ruby.

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FAIL

"Want a pizza?" Wildcat asked Vanoss while walking forward a bit, prompting Vanoss to wheeze. "Alright. Alright."

Wildcat got back into position to continue with the bit.

"Mmm... Heh..." Wildcat started before wheezing alongside Vanoss and Delirious. "Alright. Alright. Alright."

FAIL

"Mmm... Naa-haha!" Wildcat started once more before Vanoss interrupted with a chuckle, causing everyone to chuckle and wheeze. "Huh huh. God dammit. Hngh-this wasn't funny forty-forty fucking seconds ago. Now it's hilarious."

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At this, the audience couldn't help but laugh in agreement with Wildcat.

"They've probably been playing the game so long that they can't take a whole lot of things seriously." Tai said with a chuckle.

"Yeah... heheheh. That'll do it." Qrow added with a laugh.

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FAIL

"Mmm... Naa-Sevanyah, membolisy... I'm about to shoot this fucking c4 and launch off this rock.~" Wildcat spoke in tune before jumping up just in time to be blown up and away by the c4.

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"Whoo! Perfect!" Nora cheered whilst clapping her hands.

'Encore!' Neo signed with a giggle.

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"Hahah." Vanoss chuckled.

"Oh, shit!" Delirious said in regards to what happened to Wildcat.

FAIL

"Mmm...Naa-." Wildcat did the bit again, only to be blown up early.

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed alosngide Delirious.

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At this, the whole audience laughed together at the abruptness of Wildcat blowing up.

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"God." Delirious said with a chuckle.

FAIL

Wildcat was doing the bit again, this time with Delirious no-clipping above him with a shotgun in hand.

"Mmm... Naa-." Wildcat started again, only to be blown up early, this time killing Delirious as well.

"Hahahaha! Aha! Aha! Aha!" Vanoss laughed while taking short breathes as Wildcat wheezed a bit. "You killed Delirious in the process."

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At this, the audience laughed in unison once more.

"It looks like Wildcat got back at Delirious for that missile incident earlier." Yang said while laughing.

"Not to mention that they both didn't plan on killing each other." Blake added as she laughed.

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FAIL

The video cut back to the original opening clip with Vanoss standing in front of Delirious with a shotgun.

"Ninja, vanish!" Delirious declared as he activated the smoke bomb.

Though just as he did so, Vanoss fired off his shotgun at the right moment, killing Delirious in the smoke bomb.

"Kgh, Ahahaha! Haha!" Vanoss laughed aloud.

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"Oh, snap! Hahahaha!" Ruby laughed. "Vanoss actually killed Delirious mid-vanish."

"I don't think I've seen anyone ever do that to someone vanishing with a smoke bomb." Jaune said while chuckling in awe. "In movies or otherwise."

"But, you know, that does bring up a good question." Yang said as she tried to calm down from her laughter. "Why does no one ever shoot the ninja right before they disappear in a smoke bomb?"

"Well, Miss Xiao Long, on a more fictional level, it's because the ninja is meant to get away." Glynda explained to Yang. "Realistically, though..."

As Glynda spoke she found herself trailing off in thought before her face slowly morphed in confusion. "Huh. I... actually don't have an explanation on a more realistic scenario. It would obviously be the smart thing to do, but I have no explanation as to why no one chooses to do so."

"Eh. It's probably because people disappearing in smoke bombs are cool to look at." Qrow guessed with a shrug.

"That, or they're just dumbasses for not shooting the damn ninja." Al Duty offered his two cents.

"That too." Qrow said as he pointed at the a.i.

"Well, regardless of that conversation..." Ozpin muttered aloud as he gave a glance at Qrow and Al Duty. "Evan timed his shot perfectly, if I do say so myself."

"I'd like to replicate that with Crescent Rose one day." Ruby said in awe before she slowly grew a cheeky smile and turned her head towards Blake.

"I know what you're about to ask." Blake told Ruby in a bland tone while holding a finger up to her. "I am not going to be your practice dummy while you try and shoot me through a smoke bomb."

"Oh, come on, Blake. It would be fun." Ruby tried to convince her faunus teammate. "It's not like I'll be hitting you with actual Dust rounds. Safety only, promise."

"No." Blake said with a shake of her head.

"Drat!" Ruby snapped her fingers while glancing off to the side in annoyance.

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"What the Hell?" Delirious asked with a giggle as Vanoss and Wildcat laughed.

"He didn't really vanish, but..." Wildcat said after laughing before laughing some more with Vanoss and Delirious. "Hehehehehe!"

And with that, the video faded to black.

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"Well, that was fun." Ruby said with a bright smile, getting over the fact that she wouldn't be able to try and shoot at Blake disappearing in a smoke bomb. "I really enjoyed that sniper battle."

"You got your sniper battle, and I got my surprise explosion party." Nora told Ruby with a grin.

"It was definitely the most humorous one we've seen so far." Weiss stated.

"Definitely had the best vocal and unexpected humor from we've seen." Yang said with a smirk.

"Well, alrighty then." Al Duty said with a happy and pleased voice.

"So, what's the next video?" Neptune decided to ask.

"The next video is a little further up the line during the years Vanoss and the guys have been on YouTube." Al Duty answered. "This next video isn't even on Vanoss's channel. This time, we're gonna see something from Terroriser's channel."

"Oh, well that's nice." Pyrrha said with a smile. "It's good to get a different perspective of some things."

"Oh, it's a different perspective alright." Al Duty stated. "You guys are gonna get a whole new definition on the meaning of rage."

"Well, this oughta be fun." Roman said with a smirk as he repositioned himself in his seat a bit, the screen changing to the next video.

End chapter

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Next video: Mario Kart 8 Funny Moments: I'M A GOD, SO MUCH RAGE & GOOMBA F*CK YOU!

Author's notes:

So, here's the awaited next chapter. I hope you all enjoy it. I wanted to get this out by last weekend, but I've gotten quite a bit of homework from my AP government class, not to mention that I have an AP government test next Monday that I have to study for.

After this chapter, I'll be working on the revision for the Trailers chapter of RWBY watches alternate dimensions. I've already revised the BumbleBee chapter, for those of you who don't know, and with this chapter out of the way, I'll be continuing with the revisions.

Now, since I have to study for the AP government test, things will be slow for this upcoming week. I'll work on the chapter whenever I can, but it won't come out immediately. That being said, once I revise the Trailer's chapter, I'll start working on the next Ghostbusters chapter.

So with all that said, I will see you all again when the cast of RWBY watches Terroriser play Mario Kart 8.

Let's a' go! Yahoo!