Gmod Hide and Seek Funny Moments- Swimming Glitch, Tree Formation, Ninja Vanish



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"Hide and Seek?" Weiss rose her brow.

"Oh, I love that game." Ruby said with stars in her eyes.

"You like it cause you always used your semblance to get away from me." Yang said with crossed arms.

"You never said I couldn't." Ruby replied back with a cheeky smile.

"We're gonna watch a bunch of grown men play a kids game?" Roman questioned. "Wonder how that's gonna go on the resume."

"Hide and Seek is a game mode on Gmod." Al Duty explained. "Obviously people have to hide, but how it goes is that there are Hiders and Seekers. Hiders are blue and Seekers are orange. The goal of the Seekers is to tag all the Hiders before time runs out, and the goal of the Hiders is to stay away from the Seekers for as long as the timer goes, which is about five minutes."

"Sounds fun." Jaune said.

"But Hide and Seek? Really?" Weiss asked.

"What's wrong with Hide and Seek?" Nora asked the heiress.

"Well, you'd think for a versatile game such as Gmod, there would be game modes that weren't so... simple." Weiss explained.

"It's not about how simple it is Ice Queen." Al Duty said, eliciting a "Hey!" from Weiss. "It's about making fools out of Seekers and getting funny clips in the process. Watch and you shall see."

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The video opens up to reveal Vanoss walking across a bridge on a Gmod horro map, eerie music playing in the background as an orange bar is shown at the bottom left of the screen.

"Where am I guys? Hehehahaha!" Delirious asked with an echoey voice and a creepy laugh as Vanoss looked at cage that had blood on its floor.

"Where am-you're in my fucking domain now bitches!" Delirious continued to speak in the echoey voice as Vanoss walked over to a brick-built restroom that was outside.

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"You know, Delirious would make for a great horror villain." Yang said.

"He's does have a voice that would work well for the role." Pyrrha agreed with Yang.

"He could probably be a killer clown." Nora added.

"That's not a fun thought." Jaune said with a shiver of fear, not liking the ideas of killer clowns.

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"Huahahaha!" Delirious laughed as he voice was edited to sound scary.

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"Why does he have to be so creepy?" Neptune asked.

"Everyone's gotta have a gimmick." Sun said to his friend. "For instance, I'm the cool one, and you're the nerd."

"Intellectual." Neptune corrected.

"Whatever." Sun brushed him off. "Delirious's gimmick is being the creepy one."

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Vanoss entered the bathroom, passing a dead body over a bloody pentagram, moving passed a closed stall that had blood leaking from it, until he moved over to the open stall, from which he saw Delirious—whose random player model had a blue shirt—as he sat atop a dead man that had died on a toilet.

"Hi!" Vanoss called to Delirious.

"Fuck You!" Delirious immediately shrieked at Vanoss.

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"Looks like Delirious was caught." Qrow said as he squinted at where Delirious was. "And in a bloody bathroom too."

"I guess you could say he was caught with his pants down." Tai said with a toothy smirk.

Qrow replied by putting his face in his palm while Yang laughed.

"Dear God." Sun said in horror as he looked at Tai. "The only thing worse than puns. Dad jokes."

"Hehe. You could also say he was caught in a stinky situation." Yang said with her own toothy smirk, causing Tai to laugh.

"Please, shut up." Roman groaned out.

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"Where you goin?" Vanoss asked.

"No!! Hahahahaha!" Delirious screamed and laughed as he shimmied in his spot.

Vanoss and Moo laughed at Delirious's screams as said man continued to shift in his spot.

"Please!" Delirious pleaded.

"What are you doing in here?" Vanoss questioned.

"I'm sorry." Delirious said in a broken voice.

"You violated him!" Vanoss said as he looked to the dead body on the toilet.

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"Yeah, what did you do to him Delirious?" Nora questioned out.

"Death by swirly. Not a good way to go." Jaune said with a slight shake of his head.

"It's weirder that Delirious is crouching on top of the dead body." Weiss said with a slight grimace.

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Just then, as Delirious continued to shift in his spot, another seeker tagged Delirious from across the other stall, turning Delirious orange as it now showed that the Seekers won.

Gotcha Bitch!

"Nohoho!" Delirious cried out as he was tagged, Vanoss laughing at him.

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The audience chuckled and laughed a bit at what happened.

"Got him from across the other stall." Ruby said with a giggle as he ate another chicken nugget.

"What's in that other stall, anyways?" Jaune asked.

"All I know is that a lot of blood was leaking out of it." Ren said.

"Maybe they're in a women's restroom." Qrow suggested.

"Qrow!" Glynda, Ozpin, and Tai shouted at the man as Roman laughed.

Neo lightly punched her boss in the shoulder for laughing at what Qrow said.

"Ow! Oh, come on Neo. That was funny." Roman said to his partner.

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"I was tryin' to take a poo." Delirious said in a sad voice.

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"There was a dead guy on the toilet." Blake said. "You weren't exactly going to be using the restroom anytime soon."

"I'd sooner go in a bush then a bloody restroom." Yang said with crossed arms.

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Garry's Mod

The clip cut to Vanoss swimming in a pool-like body of water as he swam towards a ladder.

"Hey who's this? Who's this?" Vanoss asked as he swam to the top, revealing that everyone was now in an oversized kitchen map, all players being the size of ants in comparison.

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"That's a big kitchen." Ruby said as she observed the map.

"With the size of it, it would probably have some good hiding spots." Blake suggested.

"It would definitely make thing more interesting on a perspective level." Pyrrha added.

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"Huuh!" Wildcat gasped as he was doing something. "Oh, I almost—."

"Hey, hey, hey! Delirious! Delirious!" Vanoss called out to Delirious, who was on a counter across the map.

"What what what what!? Where you at?" Delirious questioned.

Vanoss proceeded to hop in and out of the water as Delirious and Wildcat looked towards.

"Oh, I see you." Delirious said.

"Get in here man." Vanoss said.

"How do we get over there?" Wildcat asked in an Elmer Fudd-esc voice. "Oh! There's a wadder."

Delirious then proceeded to fall from the counter, his character screaming "ahhhh!" as he fell, sounding as if he broke his legs.

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A few of audience members slightly chuckled at the sound of Delirious's player mode yelling and falling.

"That sounded like it hurt." Yang said with a slight chuckle.

"Eh, he'll walk it off." Nora waved off with a giggle.

"I like how they even make it sound like Delirious's character model broke his legs from falling." Blake said with a small chuckle. "It gives the game a slight sense of realism."

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"Y-you're guy falls, he's like "ahhhh!" Vanoss said in response to what he saw.

"Hehe. Jesus Christ! Hehehe." Wildcat said in a black man voice.

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Once again, a few of the audience couldn't help but chuckle.

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Opera music played as Vanoss, Delirious, and Wildcat were now all under the water of the large sink.

"Can we breathe?" Delirious stupidly asked as he tried to be playful in what he was asking.

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It was at this moment that nearly everyone paused at what Delirious said.

"There wouldn't happen to be any other water-based hiding spots on that map, would there?" Ruby asked Al Duty.

"Nope." The a.i. replied.

"Well, Delirious just sold them out." Ozpin said as he took a sip from his soda.

'Dummy.' Neo signed to Delirious.

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"Oh, yeah. Cause that's not fucking obvious." Vanoss said as he immediately swam towards the ladder, the music stopping. "You stupid fuck. Hehe."

"Oh." Delirious said as he realized his mistake, laughing in response.

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"Hehe. It's bad that he only realizes it now." Yang said. "Takes someone to point it out to him."

"What's Delirious's IQ?" Weiss asked, generally curious.

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"Can we breathe!?" Vanoss asked in a mock idiot voice, making fun of Delirious. "Can we breathe under this liquid!?"

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"Heheheh. That would definitely sum up what Delirious was thinking." Roman chuckled.

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"Hey!" Moo called putting to the three, as he was the seeker. "Hey! Hey!"

"Hey!" Delirious replied back as the three of the, ran across the floor, mobbing over a fallen garbage can and some spilt garbage. "I-I don't—."

"I'm comin' for ya!" Moo called out to the, as he gave chase.

"Oh! Oh! Ew." Delirious said, making it seem as if Moo meant something else.

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"That's not what he meant." Glynda said to Delirious as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Oh, relax Glynda." Port said with a chuckle. "They're just fooling around. There's no need for them to be serious in a video game."

"It doesn't me I have to tolerate it." Glynda said with a deadpan stare to Port, causing him to back off.

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"Oh, you should have stayed in there! That was perfect!" Moo said to the three of the, as he looked at the large sink while the three of them moved to a hole in the wall that lead to a wooden ladder the lead up.

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"Yeah, it was perfect." Ruby agreed with Moo. "Until Delirious ruined it."

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"Bum be de bow dow now now, bum be de bow dow now now, bum be de bow now now." Wildcat sang.

Vanoss then proceeded to stand at the ladder, blocking Wildcat from going up it as Wildcat continued to sing.

"Bum be de bow dow now now . Fuck you.~" Wildcat sang before yelling at Vanoss. "Evan move!"

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The audience, no matter how serious some where, couldn't help but laugh and chuckle a bit.

"The zoom in on his face." Tai laughed out.

"Evan does need to mover though." Pyrrha said with a chuckle. "Otherwise Moo is going to catch them."

"After seeing how Mr. Fong acts in his videos, I don't think he's going to move until it's too late." Ozpin said with a small, mirthful chuckle.

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"Hahahaha! Hahahaha!" Vanoss let out a boisterous laugh as Wildcat walked backwards away from the ladder area. "You're fucking eyes!"

"He's swimming!" Wildcat said in alarm as Moo swam up to him and tagged him, Moo swimming in air as the result as some form of glitch.

"Ah! He's swimming!" Vanoss yelled as Wildcat was caught, causing Vanoss to try and quickly climb the ladder. "Oh my god!"

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"Moo came out of nowhere." Sun said before laughing a bit. "And why is he swimming? Heheheh."

"I don't know, but it's funny." Nora giggled.

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Vanoss climbs to the top of the ladder, trying to get onto the self that the ladder led to, but was having trouble moving.

"Oh God. We gotta go." Vanoss said as he tried to move. "We gotta-gah!"

Vanoss yelled as he was tagged and turned into a seeker.

"That what's you get, you stupid bitch." Wildcat said while chuckling as Moo continued to swim glitch as he moved. "Look at Brock swim."

Vanoss laughed as he and Wildcat watched Moo.

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The students couldn't help but laugh and chuckle at how silly Moo looked while swimming in air.

"I-it's beautiful." Yang chuckled as she wiped away a tear.

"So Moo's real name is Brock?" Ren asked as he calmed down from his chuckling.

"Brock Barrus." Al Duty said.

"You know I gotta ask, why is his YouTuber name "Moo?" Tai questioned.

"Well Moo is only part of his YouTube name." Al Duty said.

"There's more to it?" Oobleck asked.

"His full name is Moo Snuckel." Al Futy replied.

"Hahahaha!" Qrow, Tai, and Roman laughed.

"Oh, that's great!" Roman said while laughing.

Glynda shook her head in annoyance with a small blush at what Moo's full name meant.

"What's so funny about Brock's YouTube name?" Ruby raised her brow.

"All you need to know is that it's crass." Weiss said as she tried to avoid the subject.

Ruby looked over to Blake, who had a small blush at what Moo's name meant.

"We'll tell you later." Blake said.

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"Look at him go." Wildcat said while giggling.

"S-so majestic." Vanoss said in between laughs.

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"Heheheh. This is the best glitch ever." Yang said with a giggle. "So stupid, and yet so funny."

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"Hey, swim clean off the edge." Wildcat said.

"Ok." Moo said with slight chuckle as he made his way to the edge of the counter.

After which Moo proceeded to jump and swim off the edge, everything graying and slowing down as epic, lord of the rings like music played, laughter being heard in slow motion.

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"Hahahaha!" Yang, Ruby, Nora, Jaune, and Sun all laughed as their other friends chuckled a bit at the slow motion falling Moo.

'He can fly!' Neo signed while giggling.

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"Just, didildee didildee do." Wildcat said as the clip replayed in normal speed, him and Vanoss laughing at the funny scene of Moo swimming while falling, Moo laughing as well.

"Haha ha haha!" Vanoss laughed as he and Wildcat fell down with Moo.

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"Oh, this is great." Jaune said as he wiped away a small tear, still chuckling a bit.

"These guys know how to make us laugh." Nora said with smile.

"They definitely know how to make something stupid into something funny." Weiss said with a small chuckle.

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"Look at-look at hi-." Wildcat said as he wheezed and laughed as Moo continued to swim in air.

"Go side to side. Go side to side." Vanoss said to Moo as he tried to calm down his laughter.

"Go side to side." Wildcat said to Moo as Moo tried to do as they suggested. "Strafe."

"Haha ha!" Vanoss and Wildcat chuckled and laughed as Moo started to swim side to side, seeming more funny and ridiculous as compared to how he once was swimming.

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"Hahahaha! That's even better!" Sun laughed.

"So stupid." Blake said with a chuckle and a shake of her head.

"And that's why it's funny." Yang said while giggling.

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"I wish the Seekers always ran like that." Vanoss said in between laughs as Wildcat wheezed a bit.

"Huh huh huh huh." Moo chuckled along with them.

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"Me too." Ruby said with a giggle.

"It'd be distracting though." Pyrrha said with a laugh. "It's hard to run when you're too busy laughing at how someone is chasing you."

"It doesn't help that Moo doesn't look intimidating when he's swimming." Ren said with a small chuckle.

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The clip cut to Vanoss atop a high shelf, looking down to a counter with several selves and a cupboard.

"O-oh, I se-they're right up there. They're right up there." Vanoss said to Wildcat as he spotted some Hidders. "They're right above you Wildcat. They're right above you."

"No we're not. No we're not." Mr. Sark said as he tried to deny what Vanoss was seeing.

"They're on that table. They're on that counter." Vanoss said to Wildcat as Delirious said something.

"We're not above anybody." Delirious said as he ran across the counter, Wildcat down below running to the ladder to catch him and Sark.

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"Too late, they're on to you." Nora giggled.

"It's going to be annoying with Vanoss calling out their every move." Jaune said.

"Evan's playing smart." Neptune said with a nod.

"Who's the guy with older sounding voice?" Qrow asked.

"That is Mr.Sark. One of the founding fathers of YouTube gaming." Al Duty answered. "He may not have a lot of subscribers compared to other YouTubers, but he's just as famous."

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"Delirious is running. He's going-he's going up the ladder." Vanoss narrated everything he was seeing Delirious do. "He's going up the ladder."

"No I'm not!" Delirious called out trying to deny Vanoss's claims. "I'm not going anywhere."

"He's going up the ladder. He's going behind the book." Vanoss said as he watched Delirious climb the ladder and moved behind some books on the top shelf. "He's going inside the shelf."

"God dammit." Delirious swore. "Shut up!"

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"Vanoss isn't going to give up, Delirious. It's too late for you." Yang said while chuckling.

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"Why'd you follow me?" Moo asked Wildcat as he was caught.

"Oh, yep. I see him." Vanoss said as he started to move to try and intercept Delirious.

"Cause you were-jumped right in front of me." Wildcat answered Moo.

Vanoss spotted Delirious running to a hidden spot, after which the video sped up, everyone talking in fast-paced, squeaky voices as Vanoss made his way to a basket monorail, pressing a button as he was carried across to were Delirious was.

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"That's kind of cute." Ruby said. "They have a basket built like a monorail."

"That will definitely help Mr. Fong reach Delirious much quicker." Oobleck observed while adjusting his glasses.

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"Delirious where'd you go?" Vanoss called out to Delirious as he started to look for him, the video going back to normal speed.

"I'm hiding!" Delirious called out to Vanoss. "You're never gonna find me."

"Oh, yeah? Where are you hiding?" Vanoss asked Delirious as he searched. "Where are you hiding? Huh?"

"Where you at?" Delirious asked.

"Hey!" Wildcat said as he tagged someone else.

"Huh. I'm not hiding. I'm seeking!" Vanoss replies to Delirious, Delirious giggling in response.

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"Hehe. Delirious always asks the stupid questions." Roman chuckled while shaking his head.

'Stupid is as stupid does.' Neo signed.

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Vanoss continued to look around the wooden,p tunnel area until he spotted Delirious at the bottom of a ladder, in a hole.

"Hey, Delirious!" Vanoss called out to the Hidder. "How you doing?!"

"Shit!" Delirious swore in surprise at Vanoss spotting him. "Run! Run!"

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"Vanoss found him again." Yang smirked.

"It helps that Evan knew where Delirious was at." Weiss said.

"They may have the brains of fourteen year-olds, but they at least seem to have decent observational skills." Glynda said as she watched Vanoss find Delirious.

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Delirious then broke the grate that he was standing on, falling through as he tried to escape.

"Uhhh, guh!" Vanoss grunted as he moved down the ladder, landing on a shelf as he chased Delirious.

"Okay, business proposition. Yes." Wildcat said to someone.

Vanoss chased Delirious to a square hole as the latter tried to get through while crouching.

"Shit shit shit." Delirious swore as he tried to move through the hole. "Go go go."

"Hi!" Vanoss said to Delirious as he tagged him.

"No!!!" Delirious yelled with a chuckle as Vanoss laughed victoriously, Moo chuckling at Delirious.

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"Caught again." Neptune said.

"Delirious could have probably gotten away, if he didn't get stuck on that wall." Ruby said.

"Better to always think first before one acts." Oobleck said. "Even in games such as Hide and Seek."

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"Aww man. I thought I was safe in the hole." Delirious said.

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"I guess you didn't wear protection." Roman said with a smirk as Neo giggled.

"Hehe. Nice." Qrow said with a small chuckle as he took a sip of his soda.

"How crude." Glynda said with furrowed eyes and a shake of her head.

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Garry's Mod

The clip changed to Vanoss atop a hanging light as he watched Wildcat, Sark, and Lui trying to climb the wire that connected to the basket monorail. Seeing this, Vanoss tried to save his skin.

"Guys. They're-they're over there on the other side." Vanoss said to the Seekers, pointing towards the direction the monorail led to, trying to sell out the other Hiders. "I see the two blue... arrows over there."

"No no. No I'm not." Delirious tried to deflect the situation, Moo chuckling a bit. "We're nowhere."

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"Wow. Don't seek out you're friends, Evan!" Ruby shouted towards the screen.

"Every man for himself." Roman said. "So long as he makes it out, he wins. That and it's funny."

"I wonder if they can even get to Evan." Jaune mused. "It looks like he had to be careful to get to that spot on the light."

"It would probably be better for the Seekers to try and get Evan first." Ozpin said. "Better to get through the more difficult obstacle first and focus on the easier task last."

"Meaning that Vanoss ain't doing nothing to help save his own skin." Qrow said with a small smirk.

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"They're in there in a dark corner touching each other. I can see the arrows." Vanoss said as he looked over to where the other two Hiders were at, Moo chuckling at what Vanoss said.

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"Kinky." Yang quietly said with a giggle.

"Real mature, Yang." Weiss said with an eye roll, though she did have a small smile from what Vanoss said.

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"Keep an eye out." Delirious said to Moo.

"No. No. Stop." Vanoss said as he watched Wildcat try and hop onto the wire. "Stop. S-s-stop."

"Moo I'm stuck. Moo I'm stuck." Delirious said to Moo.

Sark and Lui said something as Wildcat swore saying something as Vanoss still tried to save himself. "Stop. Get in the basket. Go across! The two arrows are over there!"

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"You tried to sell out your friends, and look where it got you." Ruby said with crossed arms.

"He tried at least." Roman said with a shrug.

"Karma's a bitch." Qrow added.

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Sark said something that was blocked by his mic feed as Vanoss watched Wildcat running on the wire, trying to get to him. "Oh no. Oh no."

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"Uh-oh. Looks like Wildcat figured it out." Jaune said.

"Vanoss better get going, or he'll a goner." Sun said with a smile of excitement.

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Vanoss then proceeded to run off the light, falling onto the table below. "No no no."

"No! Hoohoohoo!" Wildcat chuckled and yelled as he fell off the wire.

"Uh oh. Uh oh." Vanoss said as he realized he was premature in his escape.

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"Looks like Evan was premature in his escape." Neptune pointed out.

"He's screwed now." Yang said with a laugh. "Should have waited to see if Wildcat would make it all the way."

"Evan's situation is very inconvenient." Ren said.

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"He jumped Wildcat!" Lui yelled to his teammate. "He jumped, he jumped! He jumped onto the table, Wildcat! He jumped onto the table."

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"Shut up, Lui! You didn't see anything!" Nora said, hopping Vanoss would escape.

"The tables have turned on Mr.Fong." Glynda said with a small chuckle.

"Time to see if he can escape his predicament." Port said with his own chuckle before taking a sip of his soda.

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Vanoss then proceeded to try and hie somewhere upon the table, intense chase music playing as he tried to stay out of sight,

"We're screwed!" Moo said as he and Delirious were still stuck.

"Oh yes! There we go!" Delirious said as he and Moo were now free.

Vanoss quietly watched Wildcat climb up a ladder, the Seeker not noticing him as he moved up to the counter.

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"Oh my God." Yang whispered before a smile grew on her face. "Hahahaha! Wow."

"Talk about sneaky luck." Sun chuckled at how Wildcat didn't notice Vanoss while climbing the ladder.

'Sneak: 100' Neo signed with a smirk.

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"Oh, shit! I got pushed off!" Mr.Sark yelled as he tried to get Moo and Delirious.

Vanoss then let out a giggling wheeze as he hopped onto the ladder, going up it. "Ha ha!" He triumphantly laughed.

"Moo, run. Run!" Delirious said to his friend. "They saw us! They saw me. Run!"

"Oh God." Vanoss said as he spotted Wildcat on the table, after which, Vanoss tried to hide behind a large mug.

The chase music subsided as it seemed everything was clear.

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"Did he get away?" Jaune asked.

"You think Evan's in the clear?" Ruby asked her friends.

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"Alright, alright, alright." Delirious said as he was doing something.

Just then, Vanoss turned to see Wildcat running to him. "AHHH!" He shouted as and Wildcat laughed a bit, Vanoss jumping off the counter and onto the floor with a Mario jumping sound effect.

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"Does that answer your question?" Blake asked Ruby with a small chuckle.

"Surprise!" Nora shouted with a smile as Vanoss saw Wildcat coming after him.

"Back to running, it is." Ren said with a small smile.

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"Ha ha! Ha ha! I gotta get in the hole!" Vanoss yelled as he fell down into a hole beneath the floor.

"Huugh! Guh!" Vanoss grunted as he tried to move throughout the small sewer area.

"They're coming! They're coming! Jump!" Delirious yelled as he was being chased.

Vanoss made his way up a ladder and into a hidden snack area as he moved through boxes and spilt snacks.

"No!" Wildcat cried out. "He's getting away!"

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"Yes! Come on Evan! You can do it!" Ruby cheered.

'Run, Evan. Run!' Neo signed.

"It'll be a bunch of bull shit if he gets away." Qrow said.

"But it'll be pretty awesome if he does." Tai said with a smile.

"Oh, definitely. I'm just saying." Qrow said with his own smile.

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"Yes!" Vanoss cheered as he made his way to another ladder that was positioned on a pile of chips.

"Yes yes yes yes yes!" Vanoss said as he made his way to the ladder. "Come on, jump in the cheese-ahhhh!"

However it was for not as Wildcat had caught to him and tagged him.

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"Aw, so close." Jaune snapped his fingers.

"Looks like Wildcat was faster." Yang smirked.

'Dammmit.' Neo signed in disappointment.

"Aw, son of a—." Ruby was about to swear.

"Language." Tai warned his youngest daughter.

Ruby then opted to cross her arms and grumble a bit in her seat.

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"You fucking bitch!" Vanoss swore at Wildcat as Wildcat laughed as Vanoss stood on the ladder.

"Climb up the fucking ladder, so I don't have to look at your gooch." Wildcat said to Vanoss.

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"I'm afraid to ask." Ruby said with a small grimace as Sun and Yang laughed at what Wildcat said.

"You know what a taint is?" Al Duty asked Ruby.

"Oh, that." Ruby said in realization as he eyes lowered a bit in annoyance. "Yeah I know what that is."

"What?" Tai asked as he, Qrow, and Yang widened their eyes. "How?"

"I overheard Yang playing an online game one night, and she said it one time when she got angry." Ruby said as she turned to give her sister a deadpan stare. "I decided to look it up afterwards. What I found was deeply disturbing."

Yang's pupils dilated. "Oh. Y-you actually heard that..."

"Yang..." Tai slowly said as he crossed his arms with a furrowed look to his eldest daughter.

"Uh..." Yang trailed off as she looked to Qrow for help, only for him to shake his arms and head in a manner that said: 'You're on your own, kid.' "...Oops?"

"We'll talk about this later." Tai said as his gaze was scrutinizing.

Yang gulped a bit in worry while Neo couldn't help but giggle at the situation.

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Garry's Mod

The clip changed back to the horror map as Vanoss was looking a dead player model of Doctor Phil laying in a pool of blood, beside a tub that had blood and rubber duckies in it.

"Alright. Me and Doctor Phil are going to figure out where you guys are hiding!" Vanoss proclaimed as detective music played.

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"Looks like we're back to the horror map." Ren observed.

"Who's Doctor Phil?" Nora questioned.

"A tv show host with a doctorate in psychology." Al Duty explained. "He usually has families and friends come onto his show so that he can go over their problems with each other."

"Interesting." Oobleck said as he nodded in understanding.

"Sounds dramatic." Roman threw out there.

"Like you wouldn't fucking believe." Al Duty said to the criminal mastermind.

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"Where are you guys? Huh!?" Vanoss questioned as he left the bloody bathroom and started to move onto throughout the house.

Vanoss immediately made a left turn into a personal office with a fire place as he looked directly at Mini Ladd, who was standing by a potted plant.

They looked at each other for a moment before Vanoss let out a small chuckle and tagged Mini.

"Aww." Mini groaned as he was tagged.

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"What kind of hiding spot was that?" Sun asked with a chuckle.

"Dude wasn't even hiding." Neptune crossed his arms. "I really hope that he didn't expect that to work."

"That has to be a toddler level move of trying to hide." Weiss said.

"Given my experience with Ruby, even a toddler can hide better than that." Tai said with a small sweat drop, remembering a few times when he lost sight of a younger Ruby, only to soon be berated by an angry Summer.

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"How was that a good hiding spot?!" Vanoss asked while laughing.

"I don't know!" Mini said while laughing. "This is like, my third round ever. Okay?"

"Ha ha ha! You were just standing beside a plant in a random corner." Vanoss said as he and Mini left the room.

"He huh! They'll never find me here." Moo said, impersonating as to what Mini might have been thinking when choosing that spot.

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"Yeah, HeHah. That sums up the thought process of that spot." Yang chuckled.

"Even if that's Mini's third game ever, he should still know that there are better places to hide at." Nora crossed her arms.

"You know... I'd probably have a similar type of hiding spot if I was new to Hide and Seek." Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, embarrassingly.

"Yeah, but at least you would have a better spot then beside a plant." Nora smiled to her leader.

"That or they'd take pitty on him." Roman whispered to Neo.

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"Not even-not even hiding behind anything." Vanoss said as he made his way to another room.

"Look, points for effort. Okay?" Mini said with a laugh.

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"So zero points is what you're asking for?" Glynda raised her brow with crossed arms. "You didn't even try."

"Ouch. Now there's a burn." Qrow said with a slight chuckle.

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Vanoss walked into a bedroom, turning to see Delirious crouched down on a desk with a portrait of someone on it.

"No!! Hahahaha Ha!" Delirious yelled as Vanoss saw him.

"He hah! What are you doing, huh?" Vanoss questioned Delirious with a laugh.

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"And then there's Delirious." Weiss said with a facepalm.

"They're not even trying to to hide at this point." Neptune said. "I hope Brock at least tried."

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"I'm a- I'm cleaning my bedroom." Delirious said as he moved from the desk and then onto the bed. "Okay? I'm cleaning my bedroom."

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"Well it's an excuse." Ruby said with a giggle. "Not a good one, but still an excuse."

"We can at least give Delirious credit for trying to distract Vanoss." Jaune said.

"Though I don't think it will work for long." Pyrrha pointed out. "At the very least, it gives Brock more time."

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"Put your mask back on." Vanoss said as he spotted the hockey mask on the bed.

"No!" Delirious said with a small chuckle as he looked at the mask. "I'm cleaning it."

"Who's this?" Vanoss asked as he ,goes towards the portrait.

"No! Don't get near teddy!" Delirious yelled to Vanos as Delirious moved next to a teddy on wooden drawer. "Don't get near teddy."

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"He loves his teddy." Nora said with a laugh.

"Ruby was like that with her Ursa plush." Yang said with a smile.

"She wouldn't let that thing go for days when she first got it." Tai chuckled in remembrance.

"Well... it was my bear." Ruby crossed her arms with a small blush of embarrassment, eating another nugget.

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"Who's that, in that picture frame?" Vanoss asked Delirious, motioning to the portrait.

"That... that's nobody." Delirious said as he walked over to the picture frame of a dude.

"Is that-is that your secret lover? Huh?" Vanoss asked Delirious.

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"Ooh, spicy." Yang said playfully.

"I don't think Delirious strikes me for the gay type." Blake said with a chuckle.

"Say that to the slash-ship fics of the group." Al Duty said, making a majority of the male audience members feel a bit uncomfortable.

"Wow. They have that dedicated of a fan base?" Weiss rose her brow.

"It's disturbing sometimes." Al Duty replied. "Very disturbing."

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"That's nobo-." Delirious started, only to walk into Vanoss, causing him to get tagged.

"Well you just- you just cheated on him!" Vanoss said to Delirious as he left the bedroom, Delirious laughing as he did so. "Cause I touched you."

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"How could you cheat on your man, Delirious?" Nora asked playfully. "Whatever happened to 'till death do us part?"

"Delirious just gave up there." Sun chuckled. "He just knew there wasn't any escape."

"If you can't be them, join them." Roman said with a shrug, though in saying his words, he couldn't help but think of Cinder for a moment before shaking his thoughts away.

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"I gave up." Delirious said.

The clip cut to outside as Vanoss was looking around.

"We're gonna touch you, Brock." Vanoss called out to Moo. "We're gonna touch you."

"No, please." Moo said, acting as if he was scared.

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"Oh, God." Yang let out a small snort.

"They just had to make it sound sexual." Blake said while shaking her head, though smiling a bit at the humor.

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"We should look—." Delirious said before Vanoss spoke over him.

"We're gonna touch you, and turn you red." Vanoss said to Moo. "Okay?"

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"And it just gets more sexual." Weiss said with a tired chuckle.

"I can see where all those ship stories come from now." Blake said.

"Yeah, there's a lot of inspirational material for those stories in these videos." Al Duty said.

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"We're gonna touch him... and turn him..." Delirious trailed off as he went to look around a graveyard.

"I'm gonna touch you so hard." Mini said, adding to the fire.

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"HeHah. Don't make it weirder, Mini." Sun said with a small chuckle.

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"Is there an echo in here?" Vanoss asked as he walked around the cemetery. "Is there an echo in here?"

"Yeah." Delirious said as he and Vanoss walked up to some stairs by a gate. "Is there?"

"Is there?" Moo asked, mocking them.

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A few of the audience couldn't help but chuckle at this.

"I guess there is an echo." Pyrrha said playfully with a chuckle.

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"Huh Huh Huh Hahahaha!" Delirious chuckled in response.

"Ha Ha!" Vanoss laughed along with Moo and Delirious as Mini said something.

The clip cut to Vanoss and Mini as Hiders as the hide beside a tree, Vanoss crouching as Mini was standing.

"Shh. Shh. Shh. Come here." Vanoss whispered to Mini. "Come here."

"What?" Mini whispered as he walked up and crouched down by Vanoss as Vanoss kept shushing.

"Jus-just- just shush. Okay?" Vanoss whispered. "They're never gonna find us."

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"You sure about?" Qrow asked. "You're kind of out in the open."

"A Seeker would have to be ignorant or blind to not notice Evan and Mini hiding by a tree." Weiss stated.

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Mini was quiet for a moment before whispering to Vanoss. "You have a really big nose."

"You too." Vanoss whispered back to Mini, in response to how his random character model appeared.

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"Heheheh." Ruby giggled at this. "His character does have a big nose."

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"Aw, thanks man." Mini whispered as he turned around.

Vanoss letout a quiet wheeze and chuckle before he spoke. "That wasn't a compliment."

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"Heh! Yeah, saying someone has a big nose is an insult, if I've ever heard one." Roman said with a light chuckle.

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"Look at him." Delirious said as he was off somewhere else.

Vanoss watched as Mini stood up and hopped onto his head.

"Perfect." Mini said as he stood atop Vanoss.

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"What are they trying to do?" Glynda furrowed her brows.

"Are they trying some form of totem pole hiding technic?" Tai asked.

"I do not believe there is such a thing." Oobleck said to Tai.

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"Wha-Ho-?" Vanoss asked before looking over to the tree. "Ooh. Oh, how?"

"Stay there." Mini said to Vanoss. "Yeah it-it-it it could work. It could work."

"It could definitely work." Vanoss agreed with Mini. "We are blending in with our environment."

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"I wouldn't say that you're blending in." Blake deadpanned.

"They could try and hop into the tree." Sun suggested. "Make it more difficult for any Seekers to get them."

"Well I guess that depends if the game physics would even allow them to get into the tree." Neptune said to his partner.

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Cue a record scratch as Delirious and Moo, who were seekers, walked up to Mini and Vanoss.

"Uh, Ah." Vanoss stumbled in his speech.

"They don't see me. They don't see me." Mini said.

Delirious then walked up to the two of the, tagging the, both as a sad trumpet played.

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"They saw you." Yang chuckled along with Blake.

"So much for that plan." Ozpin said with a small chuckle.

"Just like two deers caught in headlights." Roman said.

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"Ah! Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed as he and Mini were caught.

"Hey look, confetti!" Mini said with a chuckle as the Seekers won.

"I didn't see you guys. I almost didn't see you guys." Delirious admitted.

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"Well, what do ya know, Weiss. Looks like Delirious almost didn't see them." Yang chuckled.

"Eh, I expect it out of Delirious at this point." Weiss shrugged. "I meant my statement more for any of the more competent of the group."

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"Aye!" Mini cheered.

"Well shit." Vanoss swore as he stood up, causing Mini to fall off. "We were- we were a fucking tree!"

The clip cut back to the bloody bathroom as Vanoss was a Hidder again, jumping around with Mario jumping sounds.

Mini snorted a bit as he was talking to someone. "Hi. I was coming out a while."

"I'm coming for you." Moo said creepily, indicating he was a Seeker.

In the meantime, Vanoss had Mario hopped atop a shower with a roof, watching the door carefully.

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"Ooh, that's a good spot." Ruby said with awe.

"It could work." Jaune said. "It's definitely sneaky."

"So long as no one looks up." Blake said, seeing the one flaw in Vanoss's spot.

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"Scared the shit out of me dude." Delirious said.

"Kih kih." Vanoss snickered as he looked at Mini, who had entered the bathroom. "Mini Ladd."

Just then, Mini was caught and tagged orange by Moo.

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"Uh-oh." Nora gasped a bit.

"Did they see him?" Ren asked.

"He might get caught again." Yang said as the students all held baited breathes.

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"Awe." Mini monotonously groaned.

"Hey." Moo said to Mini.

"Hahahaha Hahahaha!" Moo and Mini laughed at what happened.

"Are you serious?" Mini asked as he and Moo left the bathroom, both not seeing Vanoss, making Vanoss the last Hider.

THEY DIDN'T SEE ME :D

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"Oh my God. Hahahaha!" Roman laughed. "Those ignorant dumbasses."

"Luck is in Evan's favor." Ren said.

"Now it's time to see if Mr. Fong can win with this spot." Ozpin said with a small chuckle.

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"As soon as you said my name, Brock just stared at me and was like "Hi." Mini said to Vanoss.

"Gonna find this mother fucker." Delirious said as he looked for Vanoss. "Where are you, Vanoss?"

Delirious entered into the bathroom that Vanoss was in, looking at a wall and not bothering to look up.

"Where am I?" Vanoss asked back to Delirious, who then left the bathroom, causing Vanoss to chuckled a bit.

Uh-oh! Retard alert!

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"Oh my God." Yang chuckled with a shake of her head. "Are you serious, Delirious?"

"Look up you idiot." Weiss called out to Delirious. "He's right there!"

"Heheheh. Delirious really is a retard." Qrow chuckled along with Tai.

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"Are you right here?!" Delirious asked as he looked everywhere except the bathroom.

"I'm behind you." Vanoss said to Delirious.

"You trying to rape me?" Mini asked nonchalantly to someone.

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"I'd hope not." Blake said with a raised brow.

"I think you're fine, Mini." Ruby said, feeling a bit uncomfortable at the word rape. "Vanoss isn't even near you."

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"Don't creep me out like that, man." Delirious warned Vanoss. "Don't creep me out!"

"Hehe!" Vanoss chuckled.

"Creep!" Delirious said.

"I think he's following someone." Mini said. "This is stupid."

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"You're right." Weiss crossed her arms in agreement with Mini. "This is stupid. Evan isn't even behind anyone."

"They're all getting paranoid now." Port said with a small chuckle. "No ones knows where he is."

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"Heh huh." Vanoss chuckled.

"Where is he guys?" Delirious asked around.

"Here!" Mini called out as he guessed an area.

"Ahhh!" Vanoss faked shock, pretending as if he was in the room Mini was in, causing Mini and himself to laugh and chuckle.

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"Nope. Try again." Yang chuckled.

"They really aren't gonna find Vanoss, are they?" Jaune asked with a smile.

"Hmhmhmhm. It seems that way." Pyrrha softly chuckled.

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"Where the fuck is he?!" Delirious asked.

"Time is running out!" Vanoss called out as the timer was at three seconds. "You better hurry!"

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"Oh, he's actually gonna win." Ruby cheered.

"All because Delirious didn't look up." Weiss said with a small chuckle and a shake of her head. "That's taking stupid to another level."

"The Seekers were definitely their own worst enemy this round." Blake agreed.

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The clock then reached to zero, indicating that Vanoss won.

"Yeah!" Vanoss cheered.

"Nooo!" Delirious and Moo yelled as Mini groaned.

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"Yeah!" Ruby and Nora cheered.

'Hip hip! Hooray!' Neo signed with a bright smile.

"Vanoss for the win." Yang said with a slight chuckle.

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"Mini Ladd, you know where you died?" Vanoss asked Mini as Delirious entered the bathroom again. " I was hiding on top of this!"

Delirious then left the bathroom again, still not noticing Vanoss.

Uh-oh!

"Delirious, you just came inside the room I was hiding in." Vanoss said to Delirious.

Retard alert!

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"Seriously?!" Glynda questioned with a scowl. "How did Delirious not see him? He was three feet in front of him, and look in his direction."

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"What?" Delirious questioned. "You were in a room, hiding on top of something?"

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"Yes, you dolt!" Weiss shouted at him.

"I think Delirious needs to see an eye doctor." Nora said with a giggle.

"He needs a psychiatrist." Glynda said as she crossed her arms.

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"Ah Ha!" Vanoss chuckled as Delirious's blind-sightedness.

"What?" Moo asked. "Where were you?"

"I was in the bathroom, stupid." Vanoss said to Delirious.

"I went-no- I went in the bathroom." Delirious said.

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"You did. You just didn't look properly." Neptune said to Delirious.

"This guy just can't catch a break." Sun said with a shake of his head.

"Never have I seen such an individual unaware of his surroundings." Port said.

"I feel as if that it will only get worse with time as we continue to watch these videos." Oobleck added.

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"I know." Vanoss said as he chuckled. "I was on top of the shower."

"Vanoss. Where-where's the spot?" Mini asked.

"Nooo." Delirious drawled out a deny to what Vanoss said.

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"Nah, dude. You just don't know how to look." Yang said.

"Sorry, Delirious." Ruby said sympathetically

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Garry's Mod

The clip cut back to the oversized kitchen map as Vanoss was the last Hider.

"One Hiders left." Delirious said as he was breaking glass.

"One down." Mr. Sark said as Jaws music played.

"Where's he at, Huh?" Delirious asked.

"AAAHH!" Vanoss yelled as Delirious spotted him hiding in a corner on a shelf.

"Oh, Hello there, Vanoss!" Delirious called out to Vanoss.

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"Well, now we're back at the kitchen map." Pyrrha said. "And it looks like Vanoss is about to lose."

"Anyone think he's gonna be able to escape?" Jaune asked.

"If Vanoss runs, Delirious is just going to give chase." Blake said. "And Delirious is getting closer to him."

"Yeah, not enough leg room for Vanoss to get out of there." Ruby agreed with Blake.

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"Watch this, Delirious." Vanoss said as he clicked onto the Hide and Seek menu screen.

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"Oh, wait. What's he doing?" Ruby asked.

"He's on a menu screen of some kind." Tai said before an idea came into his head. "No..."

"I think I know what he's gonna do." Qrow said with a chuckle.

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"Where you gonna go? What what what what?" Delirious asked Vanoss. "What are you gonna do Huh? I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you."

Delirious got closer and closer to Vanoss, prompting Vanoss to click on the quit button, causing him to leave the game.

"Ah Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed out loud.

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"Hahahaha!" Roman boisterously laughed alongside Tai and Qrow. "Oh, that was great!"

"Heheheh! And he's out of there!" Yang laughed and cheered.

"Oh, wow." Blake chuckled. "He just up and left."

"Can't tag him if he quits." Nora giggled.

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"Fuck you!!" Delirious shouted to Vanoss as everyone else laughed. "You Son of a Bitch!"

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss continued to laugh and chuckle.

Ta-Da~

"God Dammit!" Delirious swore with a slight chuckle.

"Hehe huh. Ninja vanish." Vanoss said in a deep voice.

"Hehe. Ninja Vanish. Hehehehe." Wildcat chuckled as he copied Vanoss in a deeper voice.

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"Heheheh. Ninja Vanish." Ruby giggled as she copied Vanoss and Wildcat.

"Ninja Vanish." Nora said with a smile, in a more epic like voice.

'Ninja Vanish.' Neo signed with a giggle.

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The clip cut back to Vanoss looking at the dead Doctor Phil player model in the bloody bathroom.

"I can't believe you killed Doctor Phil." Moo said to Vanoss.

"Heh Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

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"Heheheh." Yang chuckled.

"Poor Doctor Phil." Nora said in mock sadness, though her amused smile betrayed her.

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The video then cuts to Vanoss's outro "Afterglow" as the video soon faded to black.

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"Well that was fun." Ruby said with a giggle before eating another nugget and taking a sip of her soda. "And that outro sounds awesome."

"It definitely has a nice funk to it." Yang said as she bobbed herself head slightly to the beat of the outro. "What's it called?"

"Afterglow." Al Duty answered.

"So what's the next video?" Sun asked, eagerly.

"Another Gmod video. A regular, skirted sandbox one." Al Duty answered. "Though after that, I'm gonna show a video from Terroriser's channel."

"Oh, cool." Ruby said.

"Well what are you waiting for?!" Nora asked with a bright smile. "Play the video!"

"Ask and you shall receive." Al Duty said as he set up the next video.

End chapter

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Next video: Gmod Sandbox Funny Moments - Sniper Battle, Ninja Vanish, C4 Cocoon!

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