(A/N: Quick notice, do disregard some of the stuff I said in the first two chapters, such as how I tried to make it seem that Vanoss and his crew where in some video game universe. It was lazy and stupid writing. I'll be changing it soon.

I also realized that I brought in Zwei in the Team 6 chapter, and forgot to write him in for the zombies video. I'll be correcting this by getting rid of Zwei altogether, at least until I feel like bringing him. I'll be writing him out of the Team 6 chapter.

In other news:

You guys see this ranking? This is win for all of us.

Anyways, with all that out of the way, let's get on with the chapter)

The audience members, minus Tai, Qrow, Sun, Neptune, Roman, and Neo, all exited the theater room.

They were all met with a room that had a wide variety of arcade games, concession joints with various sweets and candies, as well a large food court with restaurants varying from Five Guys, KFC, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Sbarro, Chick-Fil-A, and Auntie Anne's.

"Where was all this stuff from?!" Yang asked with wide eyes.

"It's like heaven." Nora said with stars in her eyes, looking all around her.

"Well, here's the thing about Vanoss, guys a wizard at architecture." Al Duty said. "Guy could make and underground railway system right under Beacon, that could lead straight to the other huntsmen academies on Remnant."

"You're joking..." Glynda said with wide eyes. "R-right?"

"I'm deadass serious." Al Duty said with a deadpan. "This place is a fucking labyrinth of interchanging rooms. The theater rotated to let you guys out in this room, but it could also let you guys out in one of the other fucking hundred rooms in this place."

"That sounds very intricate." Oobleck said as he, like Nora, looked all around him.

"I never took Evan for a genius." Weiss said with wide eyes.

"The guys smart, does music, and is rich." Al Duty said.

"Music?" Weiss asked with intrigue.

"He doesn't sing per say, but he's makes the acoustics and puts out of the songs under the pseudonym Rynx." Al Duty confirmed to her.

"Oh. Would I... be able to listen to some of his music?" Weiss asked slowly and curtly.

"Sure. Got towards the far left of the room and you'll find a music booth. Just plop the headphones, and pick a Rynx song." Al Duty said as Weiss walked off to do just that.

"Can we go play the games?!" Nora asked excitedly

"Knock yourself out." Al Duty told them.

"Come on, Ren!" Nora said as she dragged Ren off to one of the arcade games, Yang following behind her.

"Question." Port said. "How are we going to eat? We don't exactly have a wallets on us." He said as he looked over to the food court.

"That's why the food's free." Al Duty bluntly replied.

"Free food?" Port asked with owlish eyes before smiling. "Well, perhaps I should start looking through the menu's."

Port rushed off, leaving a smoke trail behind as Ozpin and Glynda watched him go.

"We should probably go with him." Ozpin said as he looked at Glynda. "We don't want him to try eat everything."

Glynda let out an irritated sigh, but nodding in agreement as she and the Headmaster of Beacon followed after the portly professor.

The collection of Jaune, Pyrrha, Blake, Ruby and Oobleck were left where they were standing as Al Duty talked to them.

"Alright. The rest of you fuckers can do whatever while we wait for the jokers back in the theater to be done. I'll see you all on the flip side." And with that, Al Duty left the intercoms to do whatever it is that he does in his spare time.

Approximately 10 minutes later~

As of the moment, everyone was enjoying themselves in some capacity while they awaited for the others to exit the theater room.

Jaune was currently playing an arcade game called PAC-MAN, Pyrrha cheering him on as he did his best to avoid the colored ghosts.

Ren stood idly by as he watched Nora play an arcade game by the name of Donkey Kong,

Meanwhile, Yang and Blake were trying out a game called Mortal Kombat. The cat faunus had originally wanted to go over to the food court, but Yang convinced her otherwise—and by convinced her, she dragged Blake with her—to try out the arcade game.

Ozpin and Glynda were sitting at one of the food court tables, the Headmaster trying out a pretzel dog, while Glynda was drinking a lemonade frost.

Port and Oobleck were with them as well, though the former was eating a triple, bacon cheeseburger with a Stromboli, and the latter had a cop of coffee with a soft pretzel.

Weiss was currently by the small music booth, listening to Evan's songs, and finding herself thoroughly enjoyed by them. She had first listened to "Want You", before she listened to "Read My Mind".

She was now currently listening to the second chorus of "All for you", finding herself singing along with the lyrics.

"I'm dreaming and you're just high. You're running, I hitched a ride. Just to be with you." Weiss sang as she swayed a bit to the music. "'Cause it's all for you."

In the meantime, Ruby was wandering around the arcade/food court, still a bit amazed at everything around her. She played a few games such as Centipede and Galaga, going over to the food court soon after.

So here Ruby was, wandering the large room with a small tub of cinnamon pretzel bites in her hands as she continued to see what else was inside the room.

"This place is really big." Ruby said as she looked around her.

She continued to walk around until her eyes landed on another arcade game. One that read "Mario. Bros."

"Huh. What's this one about?" Ruby questioned herself as she walked over to it.

She put her tub of pretzel bites down beside the arcade game, and turned the machine own, using the joystick and buttons to hit start.

Soon enough, the doors to the theater opened, and from within it, people could here loud fits of giggles and laughter.

From out of the theater came a giggling Neo who was helping a laughing, wheezing, and limping Roman out of the theater.

"Oh man... hnnnngh. Hahahaha! Wooh! Oh." Roman said as literal tears fell out of his eyes from laughing too hard. "Heheheh. Hng. Oh, best version of the, heheheh, best version of the military ever!"

It was obvious to all that heard him that he and Neo just finished the Operation: Smoked Bacon video.

Neo giggles in agreement as she made sure her boss didn't fall to the floor.

"Wooh! I-I need to breath." Roman said while laughing, trying to calm himself down.

After about a full minute of wheezing, and heavy breathes, Roman finally calmed himself and looked up, able to stand on his own now as he saw the large arcade room/food court in front of him and Neo.

"Where the hell are we?" Roman asked.

Just then, Al Duty came back onto the speakers.

"Hey! Roman, Neo. You're finally done in there, I see." Al Dutu said to the two crooks.

"Uh, yeah." Roman said slowly as he and Neo looked all around them. "Can you tell me were we are?"

"What you've never seen a food court and an arcade before?" Al Duty asked.

"I get the food court. I want to why there's and arcade in here." Roman clarified.

"Every good theater has an arcade." Al Duty told him.

"Not this big." Roman said. "Seems a bit too... clashy with the food court."

"I don't make the rules I just enforce them." Al Duty told Roman. "If you don't want to play an arcade game—which they're all free by the way—then go sit your ass at food court." Al Duty said before he left the speakers again.

Neo looked over to her boss as he crossed his arms.

"That is one rude robot." Roman said before he started to think. "I am hungry though."

Meanwhile, Neo looked someways over to her left, spotting an arcade game that caught her attention. It had a seat connection to it, as well as a toy gun connected to the machine via a cord. Neo saw that the game was called "Resident Evil".

'I'll be over there.' Neo signed to Roman, pointing her thumb at the arcade game before walking over to it.

Roman waved her off as he went over to the food court, looking over at Sabarro's, thinking about getting a calzone.

Seven minutes later~

Team RWBY were currently looking at the menu's of the places in the food court. Ruby , Yang, and Blake had gotten done with their arcade games and started to feel a bit peckish, same as Weiss after she had finished listening to "All For You".

They had been looking at the menu's of each place until they looked at the menu for KFC, their eyes wide as they looked at one particular item.

It was a crispy chicken fillet between two glazed donuts. It was called the donut sandwich.

"That looks like a heart-attack waiting to happen." Weiss said with horror on her face as she looked at the chicken in between the two donuts.

"It looks both scary and delicious at the same time." Ruby said with a bit of drool leaking from her lips.

"Never have I seen anything more terrifying than a Grimm." Yang said with wide eyes.

"I think Grimm would be scared of this." Blake said with equal shock.

As the team continued to converse over the donut sandwich, the doors to the theater opened up, and out came Tai, Qrow, Sun, and Neptune. They were all laughing, but they were starting to calm themselves down.

"Wooh! Those were great." Tai said as he wiped away a tear.

"Masturbating fishermen. Hahahaha!" Sun said while laughing.

"I'm never going to forget that." Neptune said with a chuckle.

"I wish I had recorded Operation: Smoked Bacon." Qrow said with a laugh and a sigh. "Oh, the looks on Jimmy's and Ice Queen's faces if they ever saw that."

"Hey! You're done." Al Duty said to the four of them from the speakers.

"Sweet arcade." Neptune said to Al Duty as he looked around.

"Ain't mine, but thanks." Al Duty said. "You guys can have some time to play games later, grab some food and we'll get back to the videos."

A few moments later~

The audience members started to file back into the theater, each taking their respective seats. All of them noticing that their chairs now had built in trays.

"Fancy." Roman said as he moved the tray out of the way, and taking his seat.

"These trays will definitely make it easier for us when sitting with our food." Ren commented as they all took their seats.

Ruby had a 50-piece box of chicken nuggets while Yang had two double bacon cheeseburgers, the both of them having Coca-Cola as their drinks. The sisters getting their food and drink from McDonald's.

For those who got their food from Sbarro, Blake had gotten a pepperoni Stromboli and a Dr.Pepper. Glynda had gotten a calzone, same as Roman, though with the former having a Sprite while the latter had Pepsi. Ozpin had two regular Strombolis along with a Dr.Pepper. Ren had gotten two slices of 4-cheese white pizza with a Sprite. And Pyrrha has gotten a Caesar Salad with a Dr.Peper.

Weiss has gotten two soft pretzels from Auntie Anne's, as well as a medium peach lemonade frost. Oobleck still had his coffee, as well as two pretzel dogs. Port had a regular pretzel with a strawberry lemonade frost.

Tai and Qrow had gotten food from Five Guys. Qrow had gotten a hotdog with mustard and ketchup, along with a side of Cajun fries and a Sprite. Tai has gotten a double bacon cheeseburger, much like Yang, though he had only gotten some water as his drink.

Finally, there were five people who got food from KFC. Jaune had gotten a box of popcorn chicken nuggets with a Pepsi. Sun got a tenders and fries combo box with a Sprite while Neptune got a chicken sandwich, getting Pepsi like Jaune. Nora and Neo were brave enough time get the donut sandwich, the former having a Mtn.Dew, while the latter had a Dr.Pepper.

"Really, Nora?" Weiss asked with a look of disgust towards the fillet chicken in between the two donuts.

"You're a brave woman, Nora." Sun said as he and Neptune nodded at her with respect.

"Oh, please. I've eaten way more sugary and fattier foods than this." Nora scoffed with a proud smirk as she started to take a bite out of the donut sandwich.

Meanwhile, Roman looked at the donut sandwich Neo held with a look of total fear.

"Neo, you're scaring me." Roman said with a horrified expression.

Neo cheerfully smiles at her boss as she took a bite out the sandwich, Roman looking like he wanted to run away while screaming to the heavens.

"Okay. Now that we're all set, I'm going to show you guys a different type of game the guys play, besides GTA V and Call of Duty." Al Duty said.

"What's the game called?" Ruby asked as she plopped a nugget into her mouth.

"You're all about to take a dive in Gmod." Al Duty told Ruby.

"What's it about?" Sun asked.

"It's a Sandbox game." Al Duty said.

"O-o-o-h." Yang nodded in understanding.

"Sandbox?" Weiss asked with a raised brow.

"I've never played one before, but from what I've heard, it's kind of like a playing with toys, but in a computer game." Yang tried to explain to Weiss.

"But you play as the toys." Jaune added on to the explanation.

"I... think I get it." Weiss said, though she still had an uncertain look on her face.

"So who all is in this video?" Ozpin asked the vulgar A.I.

"Vanoss, Mini Ladd, Wildcat, BasicallyIDoWrk, and RacingCatz." Al Duty answered.

"RacingCatz?" Blake asked. "That a new one."

"Don't expect him to be saying much." Al Duty told her as the screen came to life.

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The video starts with the audience being welcomed with the image of a map where a few houses, a few trucks, a bus, and a tower could be seen.

The name of the map was called:

"Gmod Pooptown"

A loading screen at the bottom read: "Waiting for no reason."

The scene then changed to the view of Vanoss astute audience got a look of his screen.

His character model shown to be a pixelated version of Luigi right below "Choose Class" on the left of the screen.

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"Oh, hey! He's playing as Luigi." Ruby said with a smile on her face.

"Uh... who?" Blake asked.

"He was a character in one of the games at the arcade. It was Mario. Bros." Ruby answered your the cat faunus on her team.

"Wait, Mario?" Nora asked Ruby. "He was the guy I played as in Donkey Kong. I didn't know he was in another game."

"It's 'cause they're Nintendo games." Al Duty told Nora. "Donkey Kong is apart of the Maro Bro's franchise."

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On the right it showed a weapon called the "Bullet Bill pizza launcher" with a banana below it. As well as several other Mario Bro's based items below it.

Vanoss scrolled down to a weapon called the "Koopa Troopa" which was in the shape of a shotgun, a desert eagle below it.

He then scrolled down to another weapon called the "Goomba Dubstep gun", a lightsaber below it before he went back up to the Koopa Troopa shotgun, selecting it as his weapon of choice.

Vanoss is now ingame, shotgun in his hand as a time for the match clocked down, Mini Ladd speaking in a deep, Aussie accent.

"Free for all, shotgun only, headquarters, team death match, first person sabotage, hardcore Minecraft, Sandbox, capture the flag." Mini spoke in the deep, Aussie accent.

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"Heheheh." Yang chuckled. "What all did he just say?"

"That was definitely more towards Velvet's accent." Pyrrha said with a small giggle.

"I'm surprised he was able to say all that." Weiss said with her own giggle. "It all sounded way too silly. Especially that... Minecraft part. Whatever that is."

Blake chuckled after Weiss spoke. "I'm surprised he was able to even get all that out, that quickly." She said.

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The timer went down to zero as they groups started to play their game.

"Take no prisoners." Mini spoke once more in the deep voice.

The words: "Eliminate enemies and save the princess" appeared in the screen.

"You filthy, fucking wankers." Wildact said in his own Aussie voice, getting a laugh out of Mini.

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"Hey, that sounded like Velvet too." Ruby said, though grew a confused look on her face. "But... what's a wanker?"

Yang had wide eyes while Tai had wide eyes and an agape mouth.

Qrow chocked on his drink before soon clearing his throat, eyes wide as he slowly looked at Tai. "I'm not handling this one."

"Well Miss Rose..." Glynda started to say to Ruby, sighing a bit as she did so. "The term wanker is another word for masturbation. It's usually used as an insult towards people."

"O-oh..." Ruby slowly said as the realization and horror dawned on her at what she just said. A small blush appearing on her face. "ItwasanaccidentIswear!" She spoke quickly.

"This Ruby's first time swearing?" Blake asked quietly to Yang.

"Oh no." Yang quickly said to Blake. "She's said S.O.B a rare few times, but only when she was really angry." She told the cat faunus. "I just... never thought she would ever say a word like that. Not at least until she was uncle Qrow's age."

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"Here we go." Vanoss said as he was getting pumped up for some action, starting to move around the map by moving forward from behind a house, chasing RacingCatz, who was currently using the player model of Link.

"Doh!" Wildact said out of nowhere.

"Come 'ere, bacon." Vanoss said as he was chasing Wildcat—who was his GTA V player model—by a tanker. "Come 'ere."

"Surprise, bitch!" Vanoss said as he shot Wildcat.

"Oww!" Wildcat said as he was killed, getting corpse launched backwards.

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"Wooh! He got flung back. Haha!" Roman said with a laugh.

"Looks like we're getting right into it." Yang said with a smile while rubbing her hands. "And with shotguns too."

"Things are about to get loud, and awesome." Sun said with a chuckle.

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"Hahahaha." Vanoss chuckled after killing Wildcat.

"I'm right behind you, but I can't hit you." Mini hurriedly said until he finally killed Vanoss.

"Oh-hoh!" Vanoss said with a surprised as he was killed.

"Why would do that?" Vanoss asked Mini as a replay of the kill cam happened.

"Oh, shit. I forgot that we had to spawn our own... weapons in every time we fucking die." Wildcat said with a small chuckle at the end.

Vanoss spawned next to Mini Ladd, who was currently using Mario as his player model.

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"Hey! And Mini's Mario." Nora said with glee.

"How many characters can people play as is Gmod?" Ren asked Al Duty.

"A fuckton, that's what." Al Duty answered.

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"Spawn kill!" Vanoss said as he turned his shotgun on Mini, shooting at him.

"I'm not ready!" Mini complained before he was killed by Vanoss, corpse launched into a fence.

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"Oh, cheap move!" Tai yelled out.

'Bravo!' Neo signed with, cheering Vanoss on by whistleblowing with her fingers.

"I'm suddenly reminded of uncle Qrow." Ruby deadpanned.

"It ain't my fault the three of you are never ready when we play a shooter game." Qrow said with a proud smirk, taking a sip of his soda.

"Just 'cause it's funny for you, doesn't make it funny for us." Yang said, scowling at her uncle with crossed arms. "I nearly broke our console because of you."

Qrow just shrugged with his smile on his face.

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"I thought we were brothers." Vanoss said to Mini, in reference to how they were using the Mario Bro's character models.

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"Wait, what?" Jaune asked in confusion.

"I think he's talking about how Mario and Luigi are brothers—which they are." Ruby said to Jaune.

"Yeah. Believe me, those two aren't brothers." Al Duty said before he muttered something off to the side. "Especially with what's all been happening recently."

"What happened?" Blake asked, having heard him thanks to her faunus hearing.

"Dammit." Al Duty swore to himself. "I'll tell you all later—and I mean much later."

"From the tone of your voice, it sounds like it's and issue." Ozpin said as he noticed the way Al Duty was trying to push the subject off.

"It's just that I'd rather explain it after we get a lot of these older videos done." Al Duty explained. "That way thinks won't get... awkward."

"We'll take your word for it." Ozpin nodded to Al Duty's explanation.

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Vanoss then runs into RacingCatz.

"Get out of here, Link." Vanoss said as he shot RacingCatz dead.

"Brother!" Mini said as it cut to Vanoss shooting at Mini in the street, the former jumping to try to get away from the shotgun fire.

"Gah! Cross-map. Three-sixty... phaze." Mini said as he tried to fire at Vanoss.

Vanoss eventually killed Mini Ladd, only to soon be killed by RacingCatz.

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"Well, he tried at least." Port said with a small chuckle and a shrug.

"Better luck next time, Mini." Neptune said.

"Everything's already delving into chaos." Glynda said with a shake of her head.

"Let the fun begin." Roman said with a bright smile on his face.

'Anarchy!' Neo signed with a bright smile on her face.

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"Huh hoh." Vanoss chuckled as he died.

"Jesus." Mini muttered.

"The range on this shotgun is awesome." Vanoss said as he responded, cocking his shotgun.

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"Haha. You're telling me." Yang said with a chuckle and a smirk, taking a bit out of her burger. "I wish my gauntlets could corpse launch Grimm like that. Still doesn't make 'em any less cool."

"Yeah." Ruby said in agreement with her sister as she sighed dreamily. "I wish most of our weapons had the range and power weapons have in video games." She said, putting a chicken nugget in her mouth.

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"And then the bodies go flying—it's amazing." Wildcat said in agreement.

"Anybody home?!" Vanoss asked as he and RacingCatz started to shoot at Mini at the front lawn of the white and green house.

"Link! Link!" Mini yelled as he tried to dodge their shots by jumping.

"Get off my property! Mario." Vanoss said to Mini before he shot him dead.

"Ow!" Wildcat groaned out as he was killed by RacingCatz, after having entered the fray

"Link!" Vanoss said as he shot at RacingCatz, soon killing him.

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"This is a blood bath." Glynda said with a small chuckle while shaking he head.

"I know. It's funny, right?" Qrow said while chuckling.

"Evan's stacking up kills." Neptune pointed out, a smile on his face from all the laughing.

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"You have taken the lead." a recording of Mini said to Vanoss in the deep, Aussie accent.

The scene cut to Vanoss behind the yellow house again as Wildcat was running at him.

Wildcat jumped, only for Vanoss to soon shoot him dead, mid-jump.

"Hoh-Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed after he had killed Wildcat, before soon being killed by Mini.

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"Hahahaha." Yang let out a boisterous laugh while slapping her knee. "That was awesome!"

"Nice shot!" Tai said, laughing as well.

"Heheheh! He got Wildcat, mid-air." Ruby said while giggling.

"Hahahaha!" Jaune laughed in agreement, looking as if he wasn't going to stop laughing anytime soon. The sudden mid-air kill getting to him.

"Hoho! Excellent marksmanship." Port complimented Vanoss while chucking.

"Heheheh." Oobleck chuckled in agreement. "Oh, I usually don't see much interest in video games, but these men definitely do know how to make it hilarious."

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"Heh-he hit me in mid-jump." Wildcat said with his own small chuckle.

"Holy shit." RacingCatz said as he body was corpse launched across the street and into a white fence, RacingCatz soon wheezing after his sentence.

"Oh, hello." Mini said with a light laugh after realizing he had killed RacingCatz.

"Oh my god." Vanoss said as he had watched RacingCatz's corpse launch.

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"Woah! He went flying!" Nora said with a wide smile on her face.

"Wooh. Heheheh." Jaune continued to laugh as tears fell from his eyes.

"HmHmHm. Are you okay, Jaune?" Pyrrha asked Jaune while chuckling.

"Oh, video game physics are awesome." Was Jaune answer as he clutched his stomach, trying to control his laughing.

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"I just saw Link get plastered—." Vanoss started as he turned around to see Wildcat behind him. "—Across my screen!" Vanoss yelled as he shot at Wildcat.

"Get turned on!" Vanoss yelled as he shot Wildcat dead, RacingCatz soon walking over.

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"Hahaha! They're all dropping left and right. And I'm loving it." Roman said as he chewed another bit of his calzone.

'Go Vanoss!' Neo signed as took a bite of her donut sandwich.

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"Where're goin'?" Vanoss asked as he went to the back of one of the houses. "Where're goin' brother?" He asked Mini as he started to shoot at him from behind some wooden stairs.

"Where're you going?" Mini asked back as he shot at Vanoss.

"Where're you goin'?!" Vanoss asked as he continued to shoot.

"Luigi, I'm the better brother—everybody loves me!" Mini yelled at Vanoss, only for Vanoss to shoot him dead.

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"Boo! That was low blow, Mini." Ruby called out to Mini.

"I don't think anyone can get away with playing the 'favorites' card." Weiss said with a giggle.

"Mini definitely didn't." Blake said as she chuckled in agreement.

"Huh. Sounds like something Raven would say if she ever compared herself to me." Qrow whispered over to Tai, who nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, back in our Beacon days, I would've agreed with her. But considering everything that's happened..." Tai pauses a moment to think before looking back at Qrow. "I'd probably call it a draw and say you both have your issues."

"Bitch." Qrow said to Tai.

"Jerk." Tai rebutted back.

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"Haha!" Vanoss laughed as Mini's body launched into a fence, his blood staining it.

"Not when you're dead." Vanoss said triumphantly, only to soon notice that Mini spawned not too far from him. "Oh shit, you just spawned in front of me."

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"That was quick." Ozpin said as he took a sip of his beverage.

"He spoke too soon." Ren said with a small smile and a shake of his head.

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Vanoss went to take cover as Mini charged at him.

"Surprise, motherfucker!" Mini said as he shot at Vanoss.

"Oh shit." Vanoss replied as he shot back at Mini.

However, RacingCatz soon walked over behind Mini, shooting at him from behind and killing him, sending into Vanoss.

The video cut to Vanoss on the side of the yellow house as Mini soon came out from the front.

"It's a me. A' Mario, motherfucker!" Mini shouted in his best Italian accent.

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"Hey, that was pretty spot on impression!" Nora said in complimenting Mini.

"Is that how Mario sounds?" Weiss asked.

Nora and Ruby answered by nodding to Weiss.

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Vanoss shot at him, soon killing Mini.

"Oh-hohohoho!" Vanoss laughed as Mini's body glitched and flew up in the sky.

It cut to Vanoss and Wildcat shooting at each other in the middle of the street.

"Cody!-Oh, get shit on!" Mini said with glee as he killed RacingCatz.

"Ow!" Wildcat groaned as Vanoss killed him.

"Predator turd, ready for launch." The voice of Mini's Aussie accent said as Vanoss got a "5 kill streak".

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"Hahaha. Predator turd?" Sun chuckled out his question.

"I don't even want to know." Weiss said as she put her hands in the air.

"Its just what they're calling the missile strike for the kill streak in the skit." Al Duty informed Weiss.

"Missile strike?" Ruby asked with a raised brow before putting her finger to her chin. "That's something our shooter games don't have."

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"Brother, I know you're over here." Mini said as to Vanoss as he came out from around a truck.

The video cut to Vanoss in hiding as he took out a control pad of sorts, pressing a few buttons as he did so.

"Kill-streak time.~" Vanoss said, making his words clear.

The view changed to the camera of a bomb dropping down fast.

"Oh-oh here I-no no no." Vanoss said as the bomb fell down too fast as he tried to move it away.

"No no." Vanoss pleaded as the bomb soon hit the ground, not killing anyone. "What the Hell was that?!"

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"Oh, come on!" Ruby shouted in anger, putting her hands up. "That was bull crap!"

"Go figure that a video game has a piss-poor missile." Roman said with a shake of his head.

"He should have had more control over that missile, not that minuscule amount of time it took for the missile to fall!" Ruby continued to rant.

"Calm down, Ruby." Yang said as she tried to reel her young sister in. "It's just a video game."

"A very inaccurate one." Ruby argued back with anger in her eyes.

"Just calm down and focus on the funny stuff." Yang compromised to Ruby. "We're here for Vanoss and his friends, not how weapons in a game work."

Ruby crossed her arms and grumbled to herself, but relented nonetheless.

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"Bullshit!" Vanoss swore as Wildcat chuckled a bit.

The scene cut to Vanoss in a backyard with Mini and RacingCatz as he tried to use the Predator turd again.

"No wait-han-Evan. Evan, Evan." Mini said to Vanoss. "L-look it-look at the sky. Look at the sky."

"Yeah. Uh, I can't look at the sky, cause I'm shooting a missile." Vanoss said as the camera view turned back to the overhead bomb.

"Oh, fuck!" Mini shouted as Vanoss's middle killed himself, RacingCatz, and Mini.

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"Vindication!" Ruby cheered with a bright smile, throwing her hands to the air again.

"I'd say that was a smart on his parts for figuring out a way to use that missile." Blake started. "But I'd also say it was a bit crazy."

"I think crazy might be a bit of an understatement." Weiss said while crossing her arms. "He actually had to commit suicide for that missile to kill someone else."

"Heh. Shouldn't we be calling it the predator turd?" Yang said with a toothy smirk.

"I refuse to call any weapon or explosive by that name." Weiss said with a shake of her head.

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"Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

The video cut to Vanoss, Wildcat, Mini, and RacingCatz all shooting at each other in the middle of the street. Shotgun blasts hitting cars and pavement as they all tried to kill each other.

"Eh-Ke-Luigi, die!" Mini shouted as they tried to kill each other.

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"Damn. They're really going at it." Sun said.

"Ah~ the constant sound of shotguns being set off." Yang smiled with a sigh as she took a bite of her burger. "It sounds like heaven."

"It sounds like chaos." Weiss said, shaking her head at Yang.

"I wonder how long they've been shooting at each other." Pyrrha said while chuckling. "It just cut to them shooting at each in the middle of bullet and blood riddled street."

"I just can't eat to see them keep shooting at each other." Nora said with a wide grin. "It's been both funny and awesome at the same time."

"I bet Evan's gonna get the next kill first." Yang said as she leaned in, in anticipation.

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However, just as Vanoss cocked his shotgun, all four of them froze and floated up a bit off the ground, their player models standing still.

".... The fuck?" Wildcat deadpanned a question.

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"Boo!" Nora called putting towards the screen.

"What the heck happened?!" Yang asked with a yell. "I wanted to see more shotgun fights."

"I hate it when games freeze up on you." Jaune sighed while crossing his arms.

"Don't worry. It's just apart of the skit." Al Dity explained.

"I think that makes it worse." Yang said with narrowed eyes. "They purposely interrupted an awesome shotgun fight."

"If this is a skit, what will be their explanation as to why their game froze?" Ozpin asked.

"Host Migration." Was all Al Duty had to explain.

The combination of Ruby, Yang, Jaune, Sun, Neptune, Tai, and Qrow all groaned in response.

"I hate host migrations." Ruby grumbled as she ate another chicken nugget.

"You said it." Neptune nodded in agreement with Ruby.

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"Anyone lagging?" Mini asked.

"Uh, yeah. My game's frozen." Vanoss answered Mini.

"I think there's a fucking host migration." Wildcat said in annoyance, the words: "Host Migration. Connecting to a new host. Setting up game..." appeared on the screen.

"Vonderhaar!" Vanoss complained.

Mini sighed in annoyance.

"Tina!" Vanoss complained out another name.

"Tina Palacios!" Wildcat called put her full name.

"Mark Zuckerberg!" Vanoss said another name. "Bill Gates!"

"Steve Jobs!" Mini said in the background.

"I think yo-I think you mean Steven Bills." Wildcat clarified to Vanoss.

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"Who are those people they listed?" Oobleck asked.

"Vonderhaar and Tina were both involved in the Call of Duty games." Al Duty started to explain. "Zuckerberg co-founded a media site called Facebook, and Steve Jobs invited a technology company called Apple."

"Then, who is Steven Bills?" Ozpin asked.

"Oh, he's a doctor." Al Duty answered.

"Why did Wildcat day his name?" Glynda asked. "I understand the other four—who at the very least have something to do with technology, but why use the name of a Doctor?"

"Because Steve Wozniak wouldn't fit in the joke." Al Duty answered.

"What?" Glynda asked with a raised brow.

"What?" Al Duty asked back.

Glynda scowled at Al, from wherever he was as she put her attention back at the video.

Meanwhile, Ren started to think on something. "... We were supposed to laugh at these names, weren't we?"

"Yup." Al Duty said while popping the 'p'.

"We probably would've laughed if we knew who those people were beforehand." Yang said as while slouching her arms a bit.

"Yeah. I'll admit it. This one is on me." Al Duty said.

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"Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

"Steven Bills. Ahaha!" Mini laughed out as RacingCatz laughed with him.

2 minutes later~

Still waiting for Host Migration.

17 minutes later~

Still waiting for Host Migration.

30 minutes later~

Still waiting for Host Migration.

1 hour later~

Still waiting for Host Migration.

2 hours later~

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Nora and Ruby giggled at the voice Mini was doing as the time passed by for Vanoss and friends.

"I really hope they didn't actually sit there for two whole hours." Weiss said while holding in a giggle. "While it would reward them with determination towards their skit, they would most likely be emotionally drained."

"You'd be surprised by the lengths these guys go to get a video, let alone a single clip." Al Duty informed Weiss. "But, nah. They really didn't wait that long for doing this skit."

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The sound of a door closing from afar was heard as Wildcat spoke.

"Ay, is it fucking working yet?!" Wildcat yelled from across his room.

"No! Still migrating host!" Vanoss told him.

"Alright. I gotta go to work." Wildcat informed his friends. "I'll see you guys in a bit."

"Alright, have fun." Vanoss said to him.

"See ya!" Mini said to Wildcat as Wildcat closed his door again.

8 hours later~

"Hey!" Wildcat called out to his friends from across the room as he closed his door again. "I'm back from work! Is it-is it working?"

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"Nope!" Yang called out to Wildcat, joining on the fun.

"Host is still migrating." Ruby said with a snicker as she too joined in with Yang.

"Sorry, pal. You're gonna wait a bit longer." Said Roman, who decides to join in as well.

'Maybe about another 6 hours.' Neo signed with a small smirk.

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"Still migrating host!" Vanoss informed Wildcat.

"Alright." Wildcat said. "I'm gonna-I'm gonna go to bed."

"Hggh. Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed.

"Haha haha!" Mini and RacingCatz laughed as well.

"I'm gonna play in the morning." Wildcat informed his friends.

"Alright, have a good one." Vanoss said to Wildcat.

"Alright." RacingCatz said.

"Alright. See ya." Mini said to Wildcat as well.

4 hours later~

Still migrating host.

"Hey!" Wildcat called out to his friends again. "I-I work up in the middle of the night. I had to take a shit." He informed his friends. "Is it workin'?"

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Ruby, Sun, and Nora couldn't help but snicker a bit at what Wildcat said.

"Too much information." Weiss said with a shake of her head, though she did try to hold in a giggle.

"You should probably just go back to the bathroom." Qrow lightly chuckled as he took a sip of his drink.

"You're going to have to wait a bit longer, mr. Wildcat. The host is still migrating." Ozpin said with a small smirk

"Sir?" Glynda asked Ozpin with an incredulous look. She expected Qrow to join in on the immature humor, but Ozpin as well?

"What?" Ozpin asked Glynda with a small, sly smile. "I can't have a little bit of fun?"

"Ugh." Glynda groaned while pinching the bridges of her nose. "This theater has adults in it, and yet I'm surrounded by children."

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"Hugh." Vanoss yawned. "No."

"We're still here." Mini said with a yawn.

"Still migrating host." Vanoss said in a tired voice as Mini yawned.

"Okay." Wildcat said in return. "I'm gonna go flush the toilet. I forgot to, and I'm gonna go back to bed." Wildcat informed them as Vanoss, Mini, and RacingCatz laughed in return.

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"Hehehe. You go do that, buddy." Tai said while chuckling along with the rest of family.

"Again, too much information." Weiss shook her head, though this time she let out a small giggle.

"Then, why are you giggling?" Blake asked Weiss with a smirk.

"H-he caught me off guard, okay?" Weiss replied back to the cat faunus.

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2 hours later~

Still migrating host as a rooster lets out its morning cluck, indicating daytime.

"Hey!" Wildcat said with a yawn. "Is it fuckin' workin' yet?"

"Mm-no. We're still fucking here." Mini said with a tired voice and a sigh, sounding as if he was stretch g his arms a bit.

"I-I-I tweeted at Vonderhaar." Vanoss informed everyone.

"I think I'm just gonna stop playing the game now. I think." Wildcat informed his decision to everyone.

"M-kay." Mini replied to Wildcat in his still tired voice.

However, just as Mini spoke, the match started to resume with a countdown from 15.

"Oh, wait. Wait!" Vanoss said. "Here it is! Here it is!"

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"Yes! Finally!" Yang cheered.

"It looks like all Wildcat has to do was threaten to quite the game." Ren said with a small chuckle.

"It's time to get back to awesome shotgun kills." Jaune cheered with a smile.

"Time to get back to the action." Port cheered along.

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"What?!" Wildcat asked.

"What? shit!" Mini said from afar.

"Finally! The migrating host is counting down!" Vanoss said excitedly. "Oh yes, okay. This is it guys. This is it. Guys. Guys get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Come on. Come on."

"Oh, shit. I'm ready." Wildcat said as he was back in his seat.

"Wake up. Wake up. Wake up." Vanoss continued to urge his friends.

"Alright. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here." Mini said to Vanoss.

"Okay. Five. Four. Three. Two. One." Vanoss continued down with the clock.

"Yeah!!!" Wildcat, Mini, and Vanoss tell as they're about to finally get back to their game....

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"Yes!!" Cheered the combination of Ruby, Yang, Jaune, Nora, Sun, and Neptune

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....only for the host migration to happen again, halting the game before it even started.

"God fucking dammit!" Wildcat said in anger as Mini and Vanoss laughed.

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"No!!" Yang cried out as Ruby, Sun, and Neptune groaned in agreement

"We were so close!" Nora whined as Jaune pouted.

"Damn." Port said with a scowl while crossing his arms

"Hngk! Hahahaha!" Glynda laughed with a snort when the game immediately went through another host migration.

"Heheheh." Qrow chuckled as well, though more so at Glynda, Tai having a wide eyed look at Glynda.

I'm fact, many of the audience—except Roman and Neo, who were laughing along with Glynda at the clip—were wide eyed at the fact Glynda let out a snort.

"Did Miss Goodwitch just snort?" Blake asked in a whispered voice, completely shocked at the action committed by the most strict teacher at Beacon.

"There's something I never thought I would have heard." Pyrrha said as she looked at Glynda with a confused look, rubbing Juane's back in order to soothe him as he was still pouting.

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"Why?!" Mini groaned.

"I'm going—I'm going back to work. Fuck this shit!" Wildcat said as he left his room, slamming the door behind him.

Garry's Mod

The video cut to Vanoss in another Gmod map. This time in a secret volcanic lair.

"Welcome, Evan!" BasicallyIDoWrk said to Vanoss in an echoey and sinister voice.

"Hello? Marcel?" Vanoss asked in a similar echoey voice as he looked for his friend.

"Welcome to my evil lair." BasicallyIDoWrk said in the sinister, echoey voice again.

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"I called it! Hahahaha!" Roman cheered. "In your face, Red!"

Ruby replies in kind by sticking her tongue out at Roman while crossing her arms.

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"Marcel, I know it's you." Vanoss Clare our to him. "Just come out behind... whatever you—."

"I'm sitting up here, in the chair!" Marcel called out to Vanoss, in a regular echoey voice.

Vanoss turned right and saw an elevated stage below a large flatscreen that showed an image of Earth, Marcel sitting in a chair, currently using an Adventure Time Finn the human player model.

"He-e-e-y~ What's up, man?" Vanoss asked Marcel when he spotted him.

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"The ceiling." Yang answered for Vanoss with a smirk.

"Y-a-a-a-n-n-g." Ruby drawled our to her sister with a groan, Blake rolling her eyes at Yang.

"Yang Xiao Long." Weiss scowled at Yang with crossed arms. "The absolute nerve of you. Your usual puns and jokes are bad, but you weren't even trying with that one."

"I take what I can, when I can." Yang said with a shrug and a smirk as she leaned back in her chair, putting a hand behind her head as she bite into her cheeseburger.

However, she was soon met with a chicken nugget to the face, courtesy of Ruby—the nugget falling into her lap.

Yang looked over at her younger sister with a raised brow. "Really?"

"You deserved it." Ruby replies back with a scowl.

Yang just shrugged as she took the chicken nugget from her lap and propped it into her mouth.

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"If you would please take a seat." Marcel said to Vanoss, bringing back the sinisterness in his voice.

Vanoss looked to his left an office chair right above a steel grate floor that showed lava about several feet below it.

"On this chair right here?" Vanoss asked. "Is this the only one—."

"Yes. Yes. It's the only chair in the room." BasicallyIDoWrk answered him.

"Okay." Vanoss replies back. "Okay. It looks kind of suspicious—."

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"I wonder why." Glynda sarcastically spoke.

"Who makes that obvious of a trap floor?" Roman asked with a raised brow. "Nothing short of an idiot is gonna fall for that."

"At least there shouldn't be a grated floor." Port said with a huff. "That way no one would be suspicious. I've trapped many a Grimm in my time, and never once did I make my trap look that obvious."

"Eh. I've seen worse." Qrow said with a shrug as he drank his soda.

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"Just have a seat." BasicallyIDoWrk insisted.

"—that it's directly above a pit of lava." Vanoss said as he looked at what was beneath the steel grated floor.

"Vanoss, have a seat." BasicallyIDoWrk commanded him.

"Okay!" Vanoss replied as he took a seat in the chair. "I'm sitting down."

"Now..." BasicallyIDoWrk started.

"Are we gonna watch a move on that big screen?" Vanoss asked as he looked at the big screen that showed an image of Earth.

"Yes. A very, very interesting—." BasicallyIDoWrk started.

"Which movie?" Vanoss interrupted.

"It's an action movie!" BasicallyIDoWrk declared.

"Guardians of the Galaxy?!" Vanoss questioned excitedly.

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"Guardians of the Galaxy?" Ozpin asked with a raised brow.

"That sounds like an awesome movie!" Ruby said while eating a chicken nugget.

"Please refrain from eating and talking at the same time, Miss Rose." Glynda said to Ruby White as high while placing her finger on her forehead.

"Yes, Miss Goodwitch." Ruby said after she swallowed her food.

"Back to the topic of the movie, I agree with Rubes. It's sounds wicked." Yang said before she took a bite of her burger.

"It definitely sounds like a superhero movie if I ever saw one." Sun said in agreement.

"Like X-Ray and Vav." Jaune added

"Oh, believe me. It's is." Al Duty said to Yang.

"Would there be a way for us to watch it?" Nora asked with a bright smile for taking a large bite out of her donut sandwich.

"Eh, why the fuck not? There are some movies you're gonna have to watch anyways if you all are gonna understand more of the references these guys make." Al Duty said to the audience. "But, it'll have to be during our next intermission."

"Sounds agreeable." Ren said before he took a bite of his pizza.

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"Pompeii." BasicallyIDoWrk answered sinisterly.

"...What?" Vanoss asked in clear confusion.

Just then, the the grated floor beneath opened up.

"Oh, shit!" Vanoss yelled as he and the chair fell down towards the pit of lava.

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"Heh. Saw that coming a mile away." Roman said with a small chuckle.

"What is Pompeii?" Oobleck asked.

"It was the ancient city that got absolutely butt-fucked by a volcano that was right beside it." Al Duty answered, crudely.

"Fascinating." Oobleck said as he wrote the information in his journal.

"Who would build city by a volcano?" Jaune asked with a wide eyed look. "Active or not, it doesn't seem like something you should take a risk at."

"It's basically our equivalent to Mountain Glenn." Al Duty added.

"So there weren't many survivors?" Weiss asked with a calm voice.

"It was a very bad eruption. When I mean that they were butt-fucked, I mean they were fucked right up their sphincters." Al Duty answered.

"We get the picture. There is no need for you to use such vulgar wording." Weiss said while crossing her arms.

"We know that you're more... crude in nature." Pyrrha started off as she talked to Al. "But perhaps could you be a little more discreet about it? Maybe?"

"I make no promises." Al Duty said in an epic voice.

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"Oh, no no no no!" Vanoss pleaded until he fell in. "Ah!" He yelled as he died in the lava.

"I'm dead." Vanoss said plainly.

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"Heh. Just the plain way he said "I'm dead." Neptune said with a chuckle.

"He practically gave up at that point." Yang said with agreement.

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The clip cut to Vanoss on the elevated stage that BasicallyIDoWrk was on, using a physics gun to put a nuke onto a weapons rack.

"These look pretty good. These look pretty hefty." Vanoss said as he placed the bomb on the rack, only for it to soon fall off. "Dammit!"

Vanoss, no-clipped down over to the bomb to try and pick it back up.

"Uh-oh, I armed it. I armed it! I armed it!" BasicallyIDoWrk said with worry.

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'Dummy.' Neo signed while taking a bit of her half eaten donut sandwich.

"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk." Roman went as he took a bit of his calzone. "That was a rookie mistake."

"As much as I don't like agreeing with Torchwick, they should be more careful when making a weapons rack." Ruby complained as he plopped another nugget in her mouth. "Otherwise, you're gonna get messes like these."

"I wonder how big the exploits gonna be." Nora said in a thinking manner.

"It may be the same size of the predator turd, from earlier." Ren said to his partner.

"See, even Ren calls it the predator turd." Yang said to Weiss.

"I refuse to call any weapons by that name." Weiss said with a scowl. "Let alone, a bomb."

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"It's fine. It's fine. Ju-just get back." Vanoss said calmly as he and BasicallyIDoWrk moved away from the bomb.

"Why didn't it blow up?" BasicallyIDoWrk wondered as Vanoss started to use the physics to put the bomb back on the shelf.

"They're fake." Vanoss said. "They're like April Fools bombs."

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"Awe, really?" Nora asked with a pout.

"I live April Fools day!" Ruby squealed with joy.

'Same.' Neo signed with a bright smile, glancing over at Roman.

Roman just huffed in acknowledgment and looked the other way, muttering something along the lines of "I really gotta stop listening to you about robbing joints on April first."

"I got one, have always had a dislike towards that day." Jaune said as he crossed his arms.

"What, why?" Ruby asked the leader of her sister team.

"You end up the only boy in a house with seven sisters, things can get hectic." Jaune said with a sigh. "Especially on April Fools day."

"Seven sisters." Port said with a shake of his head. "Poor lad. Who knows what atrocities he suffered under."

"I'd imagine there would be, at times, a copious amount of drama." Ozpin said as he took a sip of his drink.

"Careful now, Ozpin." Glynda said as she looked at her boss with a deadpanned look. "You're getting awfully close into sexist territory."

"I'm merely making an observation on what may have occurred." Ozpin said in defense of himself. "By no means was I trying to be offensive."

Ozpin gave his defense, but Glynda gave one last narrow eyed look before she looked back towards the screen, taking a bit of her calzone.

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"Oh, they're props?" BasicallyIDoWrk said as he too was using a physics gun to move a bomb.

"It's like, "haha! Just kidding. It's not actually a nuke." Vanoss said as he placed the bomb onto the shelf.

And immediately after that, the nuke blew up, killing him and BasicallyIDoWrk.

"Uh!" BasicallyIDoWrk said in surprise.

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"Heheheh." Qrow let out a chuckle, along with everyone else in the theater. "So much for April Fool's bombs."

"Spoke too soon. Spoke way too soon." Sun said with a chuckle and a shake of his head.

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The scene cut to Vanoss in a menu screen until he heard a noise, prompting him to exit off the menu screen.

"Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I heard that." Vanoss said as he watched BasicallyIDoWrk no-clip and try to pick up a bomb that fell off the rack. "It activate—."

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"Not again." Ruby said with a pale face while Yang chuckled.

"Hehehehe. Dumbasses." Roman couldn't help but chuckle while shaking his head.

"I believe it is safe to say that none of them should trusted in handling any weapon, of any kind." Ren stated plainly before taking a bite of his pizza.

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The bomb immediately blew up, killing BasicallyIDoWrk instantly.

"Tch-Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

"What happened to the other one?" Vanoss asked as he no-clipped around, looking for the other bomb as he slowly lost health—courtesy of the nuke.

"Dammit!" Vanoss cursed as he died and fell through the grated floor.

"We're literally the worst." BasicallyIDoWrk said.

"We are the worst villains, ever." Vanoss said as he no-clipped back into the volcano.

"Hehaha." BasicallyIDoWrk laughed.

"We can't even put together a bomb shelf." Vanoss added.

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"I mean, yeah. It's not like you're planning for a bank robbery." Roman shook his head with a small smile. "Making a bomb shelf outta be as easy as breathing."

'Worst villains ever.' Neo signed as Roman took a bite of his calzone.

"But if they're the worst villains ever, wouldn't that be a good thing?" Ruby asked as she ate another nugget.

"That all depends on perspective, Miss Rose." Ozpin said as he took a sip of his Dr.Pepper.

"Just look at those two." Blake said to Ruby as she nodded her head towards Roman and Neo, the latter waving innocently at them. "You really think they're going to be happy at not being good criminals?"

"I didn't say it had to be a good thing for them." Ruby replied a bit meekly.

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The scene cut to Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk on the stage again as Vanoss activated a key-pad that was on the floor.

"Let's see what it looks like, when it goes back up." Vanoss said as the bomb shelf arose from the stage, it's contents consisting of a few bombs, a banana, and a terminator player model. "Look at that. Perfect. Perfect."

"Hold on a sec, I'll be right back." BasicallyIDoWrk said as he went AFK.

Vanoss was using the physics gun to put a happy meal tray onto the shelf, but in doing so, he accidentally knocked off one of the bombs.

"Shit!" Vanoss swore as the large bomb hit the floor. "Oh, no no no. No. No no no. No!!"

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Qrow laughed, Tai chuckled with Oobleck and Port, Ozpin shook his head with a smile, and Glynda pinched the bridge of her nose, albeit with a small giggle.

"And it was perfect to." Jaune said while shaking his head with a small giggle. "It was finally finished."

"HmHmHmHm. Looks like they're going to have to start again." Pyrrha giggled in agreement with Jaune.

"Sucks to be them." Yang said with an amused smirk while Ruby gave a look of annoyance towards Vanoss.

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Vanoss tried to use the physics gun to put the bomb back, only for the bomb to blow up, killing him and the AFK BasicallyIDoWrk.

"Marcel's gonna be so pissed when he gets back." Vanoss said.

FAIL
Along with a picture of a derpy, smiling man.

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At this, Ruby couldn't help but giggle as Nora and Sun joined in with her.

Weiss just let out a snort of mild amusement. "So childish."

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It cut to Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk sitting at a desk on the elevated stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen." Vanoss said in the echoey voice. "Welcome to America's next top villain."

"Welcome to our evil lair." BasicallyIDoWrk said as Wildcat, Mini, and RacingCatz entered into the secret volcano lair.

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"And now, they're doing a skit about a show to see who the better villain is." Weiss rolled her eyes with a small smirk.

"I'd win at a show like that, in a land slide." Roman said with a confident smile.

Neo cleared her throat, tapping on Roman's shoulder.

Roman looked over at Neo to see that she now had his hat on her own head.

"What the?" Roman placed his hand on his head before looking back at Neo, who had a sweet smile in her face as she took a bite out of her donut sandwich.

With a small grumble, Roman snatched his hat back from atop Neo's head, placing it back on his own as he crossed his arms. "Okay, so maybe I would get second place."

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"O-o-o-h, my goodness." Wildcat drakes out in mock amazement.

"Please enter—." Vanoss said.

"Uh." Mini said with worry as he looked down through the grated floor.

"—and sit on a seat." Vanoss said.

"I'm a little afraid." Mini said as Wildcat and RacingCatz took their seats on the left and middle.

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"Gee. I could never wonder as to why." Weiss spoke sarcastically.

"Yeah, I'd wager that anyone would be suspicious about sitting above a grated floor with lava below it." Neptune added on in agreement with Weiss.

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"Don't look down, just sit. No questions. Okay?" Vanoss said.

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"That'll help." Qrow sarcastically said with a small chuckle, taking a bite of his burger.

"It's like Ozpin tossing students off a cliff, and into the Emerald forest." Yang whispered to Ruby who nodded with a giggle.

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"Are you sitting?" Wildcat asked Mini as Vanoss no-clipped over to them.

"Uh, I don't know which chair to pick!" Mini said, albeit a little effeminately.

"Everyone, or just—?" RacingCatz asked.

Just then, Vanoss promptly one-shotted Mini with a deagle.

"Why?!" Mini asked as he died.

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Everyone either laughed or chuckled at the scene.

"Cause you-hehehe-cause you took too long." Sun said while a chuckling.

"That, and for the sake of making us laugh." Nora said while giggling, taking a bite out of her, nearly finished, donut sandwich.

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"That's what happens when you don't follow the rules. Okay?" Vanoss said as he moved back and forth around Wildcat and RacingCatz. "That's what happens around here!"

"Bitch!" BasicallyIDoWrk added as he no-clipped over to Wildcat.

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"Heheh." Roman let out a chuckle. "My way or the highway."

'Bitch!' Neo signed with a smirk.

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"Are you guys ready for your first test?" Vanoss asked as Mini, Wildcat, and RacingCatz we're now seated. Mini and RacingCatz on the left and right, respectively, and Wildcat in the middle.

"Yes." Wildcat said.

"I'm ready." Mini answered.

"What's the first test, Evan? I don't-I don't know what the first test is." BasicallyIDoWrk asked in quite voice as he faced Vanoss.

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"Oh-hehehehe-come on!" Weiss said while giggling.

"Hah! You'd think they would've had this already planned." Yang with a laugh.

"Ooh! What if they're only acting like they don't know what to do next, just for the skit, and that they secretly did plan out tests?" Nora put her conspiracy theorist hat on for her question.

Most everyone looked at the ginger bomber for a few moments before it was Blake who broke the silence.

"I don't think they're that clever." She said with a shake of her head.

"Yeah. I may not be the smartest in the room, but I know stupid when I see stupid." Jaune said with a nod, agreeing with Blake. "And believe me, they are definitely clueless right now."

This caused Pyrrha to glance at Jaune. "So when are you going to stop being clueless with me?" She asked her question for Jaune within her head.

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"Whoever survives the pit of lava, wins the first round." Vanoss spoke loudly as he turned around and walked over to a panel of colored buttons.

"Pit of lava?" Wildcat asked.

"How the fuck do you survive a pit of lava?" Mini Ladd asked. "It's fucking lava."

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"Precisely." Oobleck nodded in agreement. "If this was a test in real life, it undoubtedly be declared as attempted murder."

"Not even aura would be able to negate something such as surviving a pit of lava." Weiss added.

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"Swim." BasicallyIDoWrk answered to Mini Ladd.

"Don't ask questions." Vanoss said as he looked over the buttons.

"You swim, Mario!" BasicallyIDoWrk stated to Mini.

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"That... what?" Glynda asked as her face showed a mixture of confusion and being appalled.

"You'd have to be a special type of dumb to think swimming in lava will help you survive it." Tai said with crossed arms while shaking his head.

"They could try surfing on lava." Nora suggested.

"Hmm. They'd have to be using a lot of heat resistant gear for something like that." Ruby said with a hum. "Sounds awesome though."

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"You—arghh." Mini sighed. "This game is stupid." He said as Vanoss presses the button.

Vanoss turned around to see that the grated trap floor started to open up. "Good luck."

"Oh, fuck! Fuck!" Mini yelled as he and RacingCatz fell into the pit of lava.

"Ha ha. Don't worry, I'm-I'm just fine! HmHm." Wildcat chuckled in victory as he was still up top, his chair having been on one of the openings of the trap floor.

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"Wow. I'd say that's cheating, but... heh. In a situation of life over death, that's just luck." Yang commented on Wildcat not falling into the lava with Mini and RacingCatz. "Makes you wonder if Wildcat purposely chose that chair for this reason."

"That would have to be under the assumptions that he knew of the skit beforehand, or just knew that the grated floor was trap door." Weiss said to Yang.

"In his defense, Wildcat is more competent then everyone." Al Duty said. "A jackass, sure, but competent nonetheless."

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"I don't know about!" Vanoss said as he nudged Wildcat off the edge.

"AaAaArgh!" Wildcat yelled as he fell into the lava.

"Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

"O-ho-ho, shit." Wildcat chuckled.

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"Hahahaha! Now that's cheating." Sun chuckled along with Yang and Nora.

'Spoke too soon.~' Neo signed with as she and Roman giggled.

"Regardless for the fact that Evan did that to get laughs out of anyone watching this video, he essentially just killed off the only survivor of the challenge." Weiss a analyzed with crossed arms. "If this was all real, they would have no more prospects."

"Oh, don't be such an analyst, Weiss." Ruby waved her partner off. "It's just for fun."

"Well, I was just making a point." Weiss said with a huff, taking a sip of her soda.

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The scene made a small cut to Vanoss having backed away from the trap floor.

"Wow. This-that was a really... good competition you had there." Wildcat sarcastically remarked.

"Haha!" Vanoss laughed. "Ah-Hu-hu! We got more shit!"

"We got more cool stuff in our evil lair.~" BasicallyIDoWrk said as Mini and RacingCatz had spawned back in.

"It doesn't matter, because your only prospects out now fucking dead!" Wildcat argued with real-world logic.

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"See." Weiss said as she pointed her hand towards the big screen. "Al Duty is right. Wildcat may be crude and vulgar, but at least he is competent."

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"Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk were bow back on the stage as Mini, Wildcat, and RacingCatz were below them.

"None of us survived, yet somehow we're still alive." Wildcat said.

"We're all dead." Mini agreed with him.

"Told you this a fucking video game and you two are flipping on some sort of superiority complex here." Wildcat said, talking about Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk.

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"Hmph. I know that feeling." Roman spoke to Neo, quietly off to the side, the mute nodding in agreement as the thought of Cinder entered their minds.

Ozpin lightly chuckled a bit at Wildcat's statement. Though while meant to be funny, Ozpin heard the proclamation under a different light, being reminded of how Salem and her original want to subjugate human and faunus alike.

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Vanoss, with a deagle in his hands, moved to the right of the stage to get a good view of Wildcat.

"Shut up." Vanoss bluntly said to Wildcat as he shot him in the head with the deagle.

"Hahahaha!" Wildcat, BasicallyIDoWrk, Mini, and RacingCatz laughed.

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At this, everyone either laughed or chuckled.

"Way to prove Wildcat's point, Mr. Fong." Glynda said with a chuckle.

"Hehehehe. I want to say that that was out nowhere, but I was kinda expecting it." Qrow chuckled before taking a bite of his burger

"We all saw it coming." Port said as he laughed. "We just didn't expect it so abruptly."

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"Yeah, point fucking made." Wildcat stated. "Because, once again, this is a video game. So allow me to respawn and get back in." Wildcat said as he respawned and no-clipped back into the volcano.

"Now..." BasicallyIDoWrk proclaimed before turning back to Vanoss again. "What do we do now?"

"Hgh-haha! I don't know. This was poorly organized." Vanoss said whil chuckling.

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"What was your first clue?" Weiss asked Vanoss, even though she knew that this was a video, and that he couldn't hear her.

"I wonder what they're gonna pull out of their asses this time." Yang chuckled a bit as she tried to think of anything stupid that Vanoss and his friends would try next.

"...Sharks with laser?" Nora asked after a moment of thinking.

"Ooh, now that sounds cool!" Ruby said to Nora, excitedly.

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"Please come up here and choose from our armory of highly sophisticated weapons." BasicallyIDoWrk said sinisterly as he pointed down at the hidden weapons rack, four Jerry cans placed on top of it.

BasicallyIDoWrk activated the shelf, causing it to raise up as Mini, Wildcat, and RacingCatz fly up on over.

"Oops." Wildcat said as he passed through the shelf. "I knocked one of them over-ooh, Mcdonalds." He said as he noticed the tray of McDonald's.

"Hahahaha!" RacingCatz laughed at Wildcat.

"Can I-can I pick Arnold?" Mini asked he spotted the terminator player model.

"Ooh! Bombs!" Wildcat said excitedly as he started shooting at them.

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"Oh, yes. When you see a bomb, your first instinct to is start shooting at it." Glynda said with a sigh and a shake of her head.

"There goes Wildcat's competence." Weiss sighed out.

"I never he was always competent, just that he was more competent." Al Duty explained to Weiss.

However, Jaune, while paying attention to what Wildcat was doing, took notice of what Mini said, and looked at the player model on the bomb shelf.

"Hey, wait a minute." Jaune spoke aloud. "That player model looks like Terroriser's character in that Team 6 episode."

Pyrrha squinted her eyes and model before nodding her head in agreement. "Yeah, it does look like Terroriser."

"But why did Mini call him Arnold?" Blake asked. "Terroriser'a real name is Brian."

"It's cause that's the Terminator player model." Al Duty began to inform everyone. "It's a movie about time traveling robots that took over the world in the future, and are trying to stop humans from stopping them in the past. That player model is based off of the Terminator played by renowned actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger."

"Schwar-what-a-ger?" Ruby asked with a dumbfounded look.

"Believe me, it's easier to say, than it is to spell." Al Duty said to Ruby.

"So did Terroriser base himself off of this... Terminator?" Ozpin asked the A.I.

"You got that fucking right." Al Duty replied quickly and bluntly.

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"I-I... I wouldn't do that!" Vanoss called out as he backed up, having a detonator in hand and having 1,000 health.

Vanoss activated the bombs, dropping him down to around 500 health as everyone else died, except for Mini.

"Hoho-Holy shit!" Vanoss chuckled as he looked at Mini, who looked right back at him.

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"Come on, Evan!" Sun exclaimed with a bit of a chuckle, "Don't do you're friends like that."

"So the bombs were disarmed, and all Vanoss had to do was use the detonator." Ren analyzed.

"Oh, yeah. Vanoss is a major demolitions expert." Al Duty explained. "Any if you think that Nora's bad? Hah! Vanoss is way worse, and I mean way way worse."

"H-how worse?" Pyrrha danced around the question with care and fear.

"End of the world, fucking worse." Al Duty answered in a serious tone.

"Woah." Nora drawled out, now knowing that Vanoss liked explosions as much as herself, thought perhaps much more so. "Now that I gotta see!"

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"Hey, you survived!" Vanoss said to Mini.

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"Oh, yeah. Mini's still alive." Neptune said. "I wonder why?"

"Maybe it has something to do with that flying thing he's doing." Sun suggested before looking up to the ceiling. "By the way, how are they doing that?"

"It's called no-clipping." Al Duty answered the monkey faunus. "It's the ultimate cheat of any video game. Just type in the code and you can pass through anything without dying."

"Huh. I've never heard of anything like that in a video game before." Jaune said as he muttered to himself.

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"I survived!" Mini cheered, until he got himself out of no-clip mode and immediately fell and died right after.

"Aww." Mini said as he died.

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"Heheheheh. Looks like he's not alive anymore." Yang said with a chuckle.

"Yeah, I kind of saw that coming." Blake said. "Vanoss lived because he got more health from... somewhere. Mini was bound to die if he stopped no-clipping."

"It's safe to say, though, that this test was another failure." Ren stated evenly.

"Usually it's user manual, but this time there's a solid reason to blame the host." Ruby spoke like a true gamer.

"Hey. Host advantage is totally a reason to blame the host." Yang said to her little sister with narrowed eyes.

"Nah. I just thing I'm better at video games than you are." Ruby said with closed eyes and a shrug as Yang grumbled at her.

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The scene cut to everyone alive with Vanoss cleaning up the map, BasicallyIDoWrk speaking as he did so.

"And now, for our next test." BasicallyIDoWrk sinisterly said.

"Holy shit!!" Wildcat yelled out, getting everyone's attention as they looked towards the large pool area of the secret lair. "There are fucking sharks in here!!"

"Sharks with freaking lasers attached to their heads!" BasicallyIDoWrk proclaimed as everyone else went over to the pool, seeing a bunch of sharks with lasers on their heads being spawned in a corner.

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"I called it!!" Nora shouted in glee as she was chewing a bite of her donut sandwich.

"Miss Valkyrie, please swallow before you speak." Glynda gave a small glare to the ginger bomber girl. "That way, we don't have to see the food you put in your mouth, when you chew it."

Nora answered Glynda by swallowing her food, trying whistling innocently as she twiddled her thumbs.

"Sharks with lasers?" Weiss asked incredulously. "You know, I thought it was another of Nora's usual insane suggestions, but I really wasn't expecting this."

"Who even has the time to attach lasers to sharks?" Roman asked while attaching his head.

"A really white dude named Doctor Evil." Al Duty answered.

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"You're not supposed to activate them now." Vanoss complained to BasicallyIDoWrk.

BasicallyIDoWrk looked at Vanoss before looking back at the pool. "There's no sharks in there. What are you talking about?" He asked Vanoss in a normal voice as he had despawned the sharks.

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"I don't see any sharks." Ruby said as she played along with BasicallyIDoWrk, a smile on her face. "Do you see any sharks?" She asked her sister.

"I thought I did, but now I'm not so sure." Yang joined in on the fun with Ruby.

Blake quietly chuckled at Yang and Ruby while Weiss rolled their eyes at them, albeit with a smile.

Tai and Qrow chuckled at Yang and Ruby having fun, being reminded of times when their family, what remains always, would get together and have fun.

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"Hehehehe. There's no..." Wildcat slightly wheezed with a chuckle as Mini chuckled with him.

The scene changed to have Mini, Wildcat, and RacingCatz in position.

"Everybody get in, we're gonna see who knows how to swim, okay?" Vanoss asked as everyone got in position. "It's very important to be able to swim, when you're becoming a villain. Alright?"

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"I suppose he's not entirely wrong." Roman said with a shrug. "When it comes to being villain, you sometimes need a good getaway or hiding tactic, and sometimes hiding in water works."

'Just keep swimming.' Neo signed with a smile.

"Hey." Al Duty spoke to Neo. "How the fuck do you know about that, already?"

Neo cast a confused look as she didn't know what Al was taking about.

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Mini, Wildcat, and RacingCatz are now in the water as the sharks start to spawn in a corner, creating a lot of splashing.

"That's something." Wildcat said as he spotted the mass of splashing water in the corner, playing off the fact that he already knew the sharks were gonna appear. "What is that?"

"That's a lot is splashing." RacingCatz commented as he moved back.

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"Yeah, no shit." Qrow said as he took a bite of his hit dog.

"Oh, whatever could be causing all that splashing?~" Nora rhetorically asked with a bright smile and slight giggle.

"I wonder if anyone's actually going to survive this test." Ren spoke.

"It's probably isn't likely, given their track record." Pyrrha said with a small chuckle.

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"It's a wave pool." Vanoss told them as Mini and RacingCatz started to move back, sans Wildcat who moved towards it.

"Ow!! That is a lot of sharks!!" Wildcat said as the sharks immediately attacked him, killing him in the process

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"Woah-ho-ho-hoh! They just obliterated Wildcat." Yang said with a chuckle.

Neptune in the meantime, shivered at what he watched. "Just another reason to stay away from the water." He said to himself.

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"Haha! Hahahaha!" Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk laughed at Wildcat's expense

"The fuck are they doing?!" Vanoss asked while chuckling as the saw the sharks planking up and down on Wildcat's body.

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The sight at hand caused many of the immature members of the audience to laugh, while everyone else rose a brow of confusion or chuckled at the situation.

"What are they doing?" Weiss asked in clear confusion. "Are the sharks glitching out."

"I think they just like the taste of bacon." Tai said while chuckling. "Can't blame 'em at that."

"Those sharks are going ham on the pig." Yang said while laughing a bit.

It was at her joke that people's laughs started to subside a bit as her teammates, all groaned in Yang's direction, Tai laughing at Yang's joke.

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"Oh, fuck!" Mini said as the sharks started to disperse outwards in the pool.

"Mini Ladd, what are you doing?" Vanoss asked Mini, who was hiding under the grated platform above the edge of the pool.

"I'm over here." Mini said as he steered clear of the sharks.

"Do-don't be scared." Vanoss said to Mini. "Don't be scared."

"They're fucking sharks!!!" Mini yelled at Vanoss as he made sure to stay at the edge of the pool. "How am I not gonna be scared?!"

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'Grow a pair!' Neo signed out towards Mini

"He's got a point. Sharks aren't exactly the friendliest of animals." Roman said with shrug, not faulting Mini for his cowardice.

"Ha! Video game or not, I'll take on a few sharks with my own bare hands." Port boasted with a smile.

"Hey, Peter? Is that a rat under your chair?" Qrow asked as he looked under Port's chair.

"Rat?! Where?!" Port questioned in fear as he looked all around his seat.

Qrow just chuckled as he took a sip of his soda.

"You did that on purpose." Tai said with a small chuckled while shaking his head.

"I saw an opening, and I took it." Qrow replied with a smirk as Glynda, Ozpin, and Oobleck were trying to calm down Port.

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"They're friendly." BasicallyIDoWrk tried to assure Mini. "They're friendly sharks."

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"Oh, yes. Because how they killed Wildcat earlier is a clear indication of how friendly they can be." Glynda said with a roll of her eyes, crossing her arms after she, Ozpin, and Oobleck had finally gotten Port to calm down.

"They're not fooling Mini, anytime soon." Blake added in agreement with Glynda.

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The clip cut to Mini in a corner as the sharks surrounded him.

"See! There hugging you, Mini Ladd!" Vanoss said as Mini jumped over the sharks and away from them. "They're friends."

"They're not hugging me, I'm dying!" Mini said he was jumping in the water.

Suddenly, Wildcat appeared while no-clipping, a physics gun in hand as he was holding a large missile. "I'll handle the sharks."

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Upon seeing the missile Wildcat had, everyone had wide eyes

"Holy shit!" Roman widened his eyes in shock at the size of that missile.

"Awesome!!!" Nora shouted with stars in her eyes.

"That is a very large missile." Ozpin stated with blinking, wide eyes.

"Well... at least we know how they botched this test up." Blake said.

'Au revoir.' Neo signed to Vanoss and his crew as her wide eyes looked at the missile.

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Wildcat then went over to the sharks, making the missile blow up, killing Vanoss, BasicallyIDoWrk, and Mini in the process.

"Hohoho!" Vanoss chuckled.

"Ahahaha!" He and everyone else laughed.

"Alright, congratulations, everybody." Vanoss said while flying around with a pistol in hand, everyone having respawned. "Now you are... uh, you are granted the ability to have an echoey voice in this..."

"Yep." BasicallyIDoWrk immediately agreed with Vanoss.

"...volcano." Vanoss finished.

"That's what you guys get." BasicallyIDoWrk said. "For..."

"That's Uh, that's-that's you guys becoming villains." Vanoss said as if it made sense.

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"... Wait, really?" Roman asked. "That's it?"

"What were you expecting? It's a video game." Ruby spoke to Roman as she ate a chicken nugget.

"I get that, but... was this really the best they could come up with?" Roman asked. "A stinking voice filter?"

"I-I think it's a fair prize, for what they came up with." Jaune said in defense of Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk.

"No one asked you." Roman stated quickly and bit rudely to Jaune, getting a slight glare from Pyrrha. "I mean come on. There had to have been way more options than what they came up with."

"Well, Vanoss said it himself." Ozpin spoke to Roman. "It was very poorly thought out."

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"Except for you, Cody." BasicallyIDoWrk said to RacingCatz. "You don't get an echoey voice."

"Can I get a real prize?" Mini asked Vanoss in and echoey voice as he flew on in. "Can I not get like, uh, a lollipop, or something?"

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"See? Mini gets it." Roman said while pointing his hands towards Mini. "I mean I wouldn't go for lollipop, but he has a point."

"I don't know." Ruby said as she started to think. "A lollipop doesn't sound that bad of prize."

"Well, yeah. If you have the mind of kid." Roman rolled his eyes at Ruby.

'I would've preferred a tub of ice cream.' Neo signed.

"You're not helping." Roman said to his stout henchwoman.

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"I don't think my echoey voice worked." Wildcat stated in a robotic voice as Vanoss and Mini started to shoot at him. "I sound funny."

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Yang, Ruby, Neo, Jaune, and Nora chuckled at the wah Wildcat sounded.

"Hehehehe! He put on the wrong voice filter." Jaune laughed.

"It sounds like the filter Al uses." Pyrrha chuckled in agreement with Jaune.

"I don't know what the fuck you're talking about." Al Duty replied to Pyrrha.

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"Hehehe." Vanoss quietly chuckled.

"No!" Wildcat yelled, pleadingly, as he tried to run away, only to be killed and blasted away by an rpg from Mini.

"Hahahahaha!" Vanoss, BasicallyIDoWrk, and Mini laughed.

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At this, most everyone either chuckled or laughed at Wildcat's expense.

"The-hehe-the way he said "no." Yang laughed.

"I sounded like he genuinely didn't want to die. Haha!" Ruby chuckled in agreement with her sister. "I almost felt terrible for him. If-you know-this wasn't a video game."

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"That corpse launch, though!" BasicallyIDoWrk said while laughing.

"That corpse launch, doe." Mink said before switching to his crowbar. "Alright, can I have a lollipop, please?"

Garry's Mod

The video cut back to everyone on the poop town map, guns out as they looked at Wildcat.

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"Oh, hey. They're back in poop town." Yang said with a smile.

"Ugh." Weiss groaned. "Why did they have to name the place like that? It feels like inappropriate juxtaposition."

"Relax, Ice Queen." Al Duty started, getting and indignant "Hey!" out of Weiss. "It's just a parody name so Gmod doesn't get copyright striked."

"Then what's the maps official name?" Blake asked.

"Well, poop town is based off of the map Nuke Town from Call of Duty." Al Duty answered.

"That sounds ways cooler than poop town." Neptune stated.

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"Alright, you sum bitches." Wildcat said in a hillbilly/western accent. "I'm here to learn you fucks a thing or two, mkay?"

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"Oh, dear god no." Glynda shook her head visible annoyance.

Everyone else either laughed or chuckled at Wildcat's impression of a teacher, but Glynda and Weiss didn't find it funny.

"So many grammatical errors in the same sentence." Weiss almost looked appalled.

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"You mean teach us?" Vanoss asked Wildcat.

"I'm a-I'm a... Teach you. Whatever the fuck you fancy Englishmen wanna say." Wildcat corrected in the same accent.

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"Well, it's nothing much, just your base language." Weiss relayed her sarcastic comment to Wildcat.

"Oh, lighten up, Weiss." Ruby tried to turn Weiss's mood around. "Wildcat's just doing that for fun."

"Ruby, humor is subjective." Weiss started towards her partner. "What one person finds funny, regardless of it was of intention to bring laughter or not, may not be found funny by another person. Take our usual reaction towards Yang's puns."

"Okay, I see your point there." Ruby spoke a bit quickly, glancing off to the side a bit before looking back at Weiss. "But that doesn't mean you can't laugh at what Wildcat's doing."

"I can, and I will." Weiss deadpanned with a small scowl.

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"Hehe." Vanoss chuckled.

"Hahahaha!" Mini laughed.

"Alright, listen." Wildcat started. "I'm here to learn you, how to do good at fucking Call of Duty, okay?"

"You wouldn't think it, looking at me, okay?" Wildcat said, started to speak in his normal voice as he looked at everyone.

"But I have fucking ten. K. D." Wildcat said as he walked up to Mini Ladd.

"Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed as when Wildcat walked up to Mini, Wildcat moved right into Mini's big nose.

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Ruby, along with her sister, father, uncle, Nora, Jaune, Sun, Neptune, Roman, and Neo, all giggled at how Wildcat was literally inside Mini's nose.

"What's a ten K.D?" Blake asked, though she found herself quietly giggling at the scene.

"It's kill to death ratio in C.O.D." Al Duty explained. "You want to get a ten K.D, you gotta get a helluva lot more kills than you dying."

"Okay, HeHah. But that's gotta be tricky to do." Jaune said as his giggling subsided. "There's always, like, a five in ten chance you get killed in a shooter game. So what's Wildcat's idea?"

"We're about to find out, I guess." Pyrrha said to Jaune.

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"That's right." Wildcat said as he backed up.

"Hahahaha!" Mini laughed as well.

"Fucking ten k.d." Wildcat said. "Haven't been outside in a month, but I have a fucking ten. K. D.

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"Hmph. He must be really pale." Glynda said with a small and controlled laugh.

"I know it's a joke, but anyone that dedicated to video games needs a psychiatrist." Yang said with a small giggle.

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"Hahaha!" Vanoss wheezed out a laugh again as Wildcat walked up to Mini once more, his player model going into Mini's nose once again.

"Okay?" Wildcat asked as he backed up.

Wildcat then faced Vanoss as he walked towards him with each word. "Ten. K... D."

"Hahaha!" Vanoss laughed once more at Wildcat.

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"Hehehehe! Wildcat just keeps walking up to people with every word, each time he talks about a ten K.D." Blake chuckled in amusement. "It has to be one of the simplest things, and yet it's hard not to laugh at it."

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"Okay?" Wildcat asked again as he backed up.

"Alright. Alright. So how do we get this ten k.d?" Vanoss asked.

"You wanna have a ten k.d. Too?!" Wildcat asked as he walked up to Vanoss again.

"Yehehes!" Vanoss said with a laugh.

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Once again, everyone laughed at Wildcat talking about ten K.D's.

"Hehe. Just show us, already!" Ruby giggled before taking a sip of her soda.

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"Alright. So come up here." Wildcat says as he walks back towards the yellow house, jumping onto a nearby flower bed that leads to roof, which then leads to two open windows. "Watch out for this window, I have a giant death Ray inside that one, so..."

Vanoss hopes up and looks towards the window to see a large, double barreled turret. "Holy shihihit!" He said with a small chuckle.

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"Holy shit, indeed." Qrow swore in agreement as he, and everyone else in the audience, saw the size of of the turret.

"That appears as something Miss Adel would use in combat." Glynda commented as she looked at the turret.

"Okay, we're is this leading to?" Weiss asked as she looked at the turret.

"Oh... I think I'm starting to understand Wildcat's strategy in get his kills." Yang said with a small grimace as she took a glance at her sister.

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Everyone was now inside as Wildcat continued to speak. The room itself bloodied with a mattress on one side and a wooden desk on the other.

"Alright." He started. "So over the years of playing Call of Duty, I have developed a fucking... foolproof strategy. Okay? It's called... playing defensive." Wildcat finished with a whispery voice while crouching.

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"In other words, the art of camping." Yang drawled out as she looked at Ruby.

"What? It's a legitimate strategy!" Ruby retorted back to her sister.

"It's also a very nerving one." Tai added as he gave a sour look to Qrow.

"Not my fault if you keep falling for it over and over again." Qrow answered back with a shrug as he took a sip from his soda.

"What is the issue here?" Glynda asked the Xiao Long/Rose/Branwen family. "Using defensive tactics is a sound fighting procedure."

"You wouldn't understand Miss Goodwitch." Yang shook her head with arms crossed. "It's one thing to ambush someone in real life, it's another to do it in video games."

"There is no honor, nor pride in camping in video games, whatsoever." Tai agreed with his eldest daughter.

Glynda just sighed and shook her head. "Unbelievable." She muttered out.

"Now, Glynda, it's best to just let them be children when it comes their toys and technology." Ozpin tried to sooth the worries of his deputy headmistress.

"I can understand Miss Xiao Long and Miss Rose, but Taiyang and Qrow are full grown adults." Glynda retorted back to her boss.

"Well... sometimes it takes a while for children to stop acting like children." Ozpin replied. "Especially if they're like Qrow and Taiyang."

""Hey!"" Qrow and Taiyang yelled indigently towards the headmaster of Beacon.

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"Basically, what playing defensive is, is I sit in here, and I don't have to do anything." Wildcat said while walking around a bit, showing off his room. "Alright? I have a toilet, newspaper to read, I can lay down on the bed—do nothing, play on the computer." He said as he walked at each of those spots.

"Because look at all this fucking shit, I have out here." Wildcat said as he walked towards the death gun that is aimed at the stairs, a line of pizzas right below it.

"So basically, every year, Call of Duty comes out with some with some ridiculous shit that allows me to sit i here, do nothing, and get free kills." Wildcat said as everyone followed him around, Vanoss lightly chuckling at what was going on.

"It's awesome." Wildcat continued. "So basically, I set up this trap right here, okay?"

Wildcat said as he motioned to the lined up pile of pizza with a Minecraft sign behind it that read "Free Pizza! Yum!", along with laser activated bomb in front of it.

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"Seriously?" Weiss asked with a look that read 'Are you for real?'

"Eh, people have fallen for dumber." Sun shrugged.

"No one short of the IQ of 2.0 is going to fall for that trap." Weiss crossed her arms in certainty.

"Eh, I probably would." Nora admitted.

"Uh... wait, what?" Weiss asked Nora with a bamboozled look.

"Come on, just look at those pizzas!" Nora stated as she pointed her hands towards the screen. "They look so tasty, even if they are in a video game."

Weiss had her jaw agape with a raised brow as she still couldn't understand why Nora would fall for that trap.

Ren looked over to Weiss. "It's best to just roll with it."

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"I put seventeen Domino's pizzas—." Wildcat continued before Vanoss cut him off.

"Is this pizza really free?" Vanoss asked.

"It is really free if you... wanna come through the fuckin' lasers and get blasted by my giant death cannon." Wildcat answered him. "Uh, it's a 100% free, if you manage to do that."

"Uh, Hoho-kay!" Vanoss said with a wheezed chuckle.

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"Doesn't sound too hard." Nora said with a smirk as she cracked her knuckles.

"They're in a video game, Nora." Pyrrha spoke to the ginger bomber on her team. "You character wouldn't be designed to have aura, to tank any bullets shot at you."

"I could find a way to go behind the turret, and get the pizza like that." Nora said with a proud smile.

Pyrrha looked as if she wanted to question Nora's logic, but she was stuck with a face of uncertainty.

"In Nora's defense, I didn't see any traps behind the turret, or in the other room." Jaune said. "If you find a way to get up to the second floor of the house without using the stairs, it could probably be done."

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"So far, this giant death cannon is like a thousand-in-one." Wildcat said as he walked over to the turret. "It's never been beaten, except for like, me one time."

The video cuts to Wildcat walking up the stairs. "Honey! I'm home!" He called out.

"Ooh. Free pizza." Wildcat said in a curious tone as he walked towards the pizza, ignoring the bombs and death turret.

The moment he walked into the laser, the bombs went off as the death cannon let out loud and destructive rounds of bullets, killing Wildcat immediately.

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'Dummy.' Neo signed with her hand on her hip.

"HeHah. Idiot fell for his own trap." Roman chuckled.

"Well, Weiss, it looks like you found your low IQ candidate." Yang said to Weiss as she nodded her head towards the dead Wildcat.

Weiss just rolled her at what Wildcat did.

"You know, that trap was really overkill." Jaune said with a sweat drop.

"Definitely a weapon Miss Adel would use." Glynda nodded when she saw what the trap did.

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It then cut back to Wildcat with everyone else.

"I shouda said a thousand-and-0, shouldn't have I?" Wildcat asked as he looked at Vanoss. "But I said a thousand-and-1."

Garry's Mod

The video cut back to outside in the poop town map as Mini was right in front of Vanoss, in a corner by a fence.

"O-o-oh, I got you!" Mini said with glee as he stood in Vanoss's way. "O-O-O-H, get trolled, bitch!"

Vanoss tried to move around, only to find that he was stuck in the corner, thanks to Mini.

"Get-you're stuck in here, the whole game." Mini said with cockiness in his voice as he saw Vanoss try and get out of the corner. "You're stuck in this corner, the whole game."

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"Ooh, I hate people that do that." Ruby ground her teeth in anger. "And they usually have some shield on their backs, so you can't shoot your way out of the corner."

"You said it." Neptune agreed with Ruby as he crossed his arms and looked at Sun.

"What? It's fun." Sun retorted back to his partner with a shrug and a smile.

"Just because you find it fun to trap me corners, doesn't make it fun for me." Neptune scowled back at the monkey faunus.

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"Mini Ladd." Vanoss said to Mini, getting his attention as he crouched down, aiming a pistol at Mini.

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"Oh, I see where this is going." Yang said with a smirk.

"Looks like Mini made the mistake of not having a shield with him." Neptune smirked in agreement.

"Vindication!" Ruby cheered.

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"You do realize I can kill you, right?" Vanoss asked him as he shot and killed Mini, sending him flying.

"No you—!" Mini was cut off after Vanoss had killed him, Wildcat watching from the green house.

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"Woah! Hahahaha! He went flying!" Yang laughed at the air Mini got when he was shot, everyone else either laughing or chuckling with her in agreement.

"That'll teach you twice before blocking someone in a corner!" Ruby shouted with glee towards Mini.

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The video immediately cut to Vanoss in the yellow house, killing Wildcat with the shotgun. The words: "Now for some unedited clips & bloopers :)"

"Ha! Gotcha!" Vanoss yelled in victory at Wildcat. "Hoh-hoh-Hah-ha!"

"I was pinned in the fucking doorway, you dick!" Wildcat complained to Vanoss as the Canadian laughed.

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"Yes! More shotgun action." Yang cheered with a fist bump towards the air.

"Looks like we get to see clips that weren't used in the main parts of the video." Blake said. "Though I honestly couldn't call these bloopers, all of Vanoss's videos with his friends have thus far felt like bloopers."

"So long as they're funny, I don't care what he call the clips of his videos." Yang said as she placed her attention back towards the screen.

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It then cut to Vanoss on the bottoms floor of one of the houses, all doors open.

"Come on in, guys. It's an open house." He said as he immediately shot Wildcat, who had just entered into the house.

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"Hah! Nice one." Yang said in appreciation towards the subtle pun Vanoss made.

"No, Evan, not you too." Weiss said with a sad shake of her head.

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"Ow!" Wildcat yelled as Vanoss laughed.

"Oh God!!" Vanoss yelled in shock as BasicallyIDoWrk immediately came around the corner, immediately backing up as he tried to shoot at BasicallyIDoWrk.

"Guys! Guys!" Mini called out to everyone.

"Get out of my house. I must defend it!" Vanoss said to BasicallyIDoWrk as he shot at him.

However, Vanoss was immediately shot at by the gun BasicallyIDoWrk had in his hand, freezing his player model in a x-stance.

"No-ho-ho!" Vanoss yelled out as he was frozen.

"Eat a dick." BasicallyIDoWrk simply said to Vanoss as he left the house before shouting: "There can only be one!"

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"Since Basically is here, this must have been right before the "evil volcanic lair" part of the video." Blake observed as she took a bite of her Stromboli.

"They have freeze guns in Gmod?!" Ruby asked with stars in her eyes. "Awesome!"

"Basically just used a bit and run tactic on Vanoss." Yang said before a wicked smirk grew on her face. "Or in this case, a "freeze and run."

This elicited groans and eye rolls from the audience, except for Tai who just laughed at his daughter's pun.

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"Guys..." Mini spoke once again. "Tyler! Tyler!"

"Help-help! Help me!" Vanoss pleaded to Wildcat as he entered the room, only for Wildcat to start shooting at him. "Don't shoot me! Help!"

Meanwhile, RacingCatz was laughing in the background.

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"Come on Wildcat, don't be like that." Ruby said to Tyler as she ate another nugget.

"Since Wildcat's shooting Vanoss, who is frozen and can do nothing, does that count as cruel and unusual punishment?" Roman asked.

"I wouldn't say that applies to video games." Oobleck replied to the criminal before taking a bite of one of his pretzel dogs.

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The fail image appeared again as the video cut to another clip.

Vanoss and Wildcat were both outside, behind the yellow house as the former spoke to latter.

"Look, look, look." Vanoss said as he got Wildcat's attention. "We're going to do hiding tactics."

"Look. Follow me." Vanoss said as he started to back up, Wildcat following him as Mini and BasicallyIDoWrk came out back, doing the same.

"Follow me." Wildcat repeated Vanoss as they followed him.

"Follow me." Vanoss said once more with a laugh as he no-clipped through a green shed.

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"Follow me." Nora repeated in the same tone that Wildcat and Vanoss were using.

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Vanoss, BasicallyIDoWrk, and Mini were now looking at Wildcat, who was in front of the green shed.

"Hey, guys, guys. Look." Wildcat said to his friends. "We're going to do hiding tactics." He said as he was copying Vanoss.

"Follow me." Wildcat said as he quickly no-clipped through and past the shed. "Follow me."

"Hahahahaha." The other three chuckled at Wildcat.

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Everyone in the audience chuckled along with Vanoss and co.

"I wonder where he went?" Roman said with a giggle in mock confusion.

'Magic.' Neo signed with a giggle.

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"You like, go all the way to the end of this mountain, back here." Vanoss Maude his point by no-clipping out of the map, and going towards a more desert-y map before heading back to poop town.

Vanoss now watched as Mini no-clipped from the green shed.

"Hello." Mini said in a deep voice as he floated towards Vanoss.

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"Heh. God that's creepy." Yang said with a nervous chuckle.

"Go away, Mini Mario!" Ruby shouted towards Mini.

"Sounds like a deep, perv voice." Qrow commented off to the side as he took another bite of his hot dog.

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"Ahaha!" Vanoss laughed at Mini before he started to shoot at him.

Mini then slowly began to float back through the shed. "Goodbye." However, he was immediately killed by BasicallyIDoWrk.

"Fuck!" Mini shouted as he was killed. "Why did you kill me?!"

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"Cause you made that creepy voice." Ruby answered for BasicallyIDoWrk as people laughed at Mini's expense.

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The cut once again as Mini was using the Australian accent once more, a clip most likely from when they were preparing for their shotgun battle.

"Free for all, shotgun only, headquarters, team death match, first person sabotage, hardcore Mine-craft-Hahahaha!" Mini started off good before breaking into laughter.

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss, Wildcat, and RacingCatz laughed with him. "This is amazing. This is amazing."

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"Okay, so now we're getting to see clips of Mini practicing that, at the beginning of the video." Weiss said in acknowledgement. "And it looks like he had trouble with it."

"It makes sense." Glynda agreed. "He had to speak fast with all those words. Especially that Minecraft part where he tripped up. I'd be more sure if he did it all on his first go."

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"Hahahaha! You couldn't make it through... hahaha!" Wildcat laughed as he spoke. "And the voice was spot on, by the way. It's so perfect."

"Shit." RacingCatz said as he laughed.

The clip cut to Vanoss behind the green house as he Wildcat moving around up top while holding the door with his physics gun.

"What the hell are you doing with the door?!" Vanoss complained to Wildcat. "Quite doing shit, on my screen."

"It-it fell over." Wildcat said as he tried to put the door back into place as RacingCatz laughed.

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"Looks like the map can actually break in the game." Jaune said with raised eyelids. "That's a new one."

"This feels like a group of people trying to set up for a school play, and everything just screws up on the first go." Yang said with a small chuckle.

"And it seems that Vanoss is being the micromanager right now." Blake added.

"Like Weiss." Yang replied back to her partner.

"... I am not going to dignify that with a proper response." Weiss huffed while crossing her arms and turning her head.

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"Don't put it there!" Vanoss Calle sour to Wildcat as he putting the door off to the side.

"What's the-what's the big fuckin' deal?" Wildcat asked with an almost rhythmic sound to his voice.

The clip cut again as Wildcat spoke.

"Then at the end: Take no prisoners." Wildcat said.

"Call ou-what are you gonna call us?" Vanoss asked Mini.

"Uuh..." Mini spoke as he thought.

"You filthy fucking twats!" Vanoss suggested as he laughed. "Haha! Haha! Haha!"

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"Okay, I'm not going to repeat the word, but what does that mean?" Ruby asked in regards to what a twat is.

"A twat, Miss Rose, is used to describe someone as stupid or obnoxious." Ozpin explained to the young girl. "It also another name for women's genitalia."

"Okay, what with these swear words that work as insults and their relation to body parts?" Ruby asked in confusion.

"Eh, people just want to be creative, when it comes to making words, squirt." Qrow shrugged towards Ruby.

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"Take no prisoners, and just-You filthy, fucking wankers!" Wildcat said in an exaggerated Australian accent. "Heh."

The video cut once more.

"Free for all, shotgun only, headquarters, team death match, first person sabotage, hardca—fucking Minecraft." Mini complained while laughing a bit.

"Haha!" Vanoss laughed.

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"He keeps messing up on the Minecraft part." Port commented as he drank from his soda.

"What is Minecraft, anyway?" Sun asked Al.

"Minecraft is a sandbox video game, kind of like Gmod." Al Duty started to explain. "In either survival mode, or creative mode, you can destroy objects, build just about anything, and above all else, mine for metals and gems."

"Sounds fun." Neptune said.

"It should also be noted that everything in Minecraft is blocky and cubic in appearance." Al Duty added.

"Wait... what do you mean by blocky?" Yang asked.

Just then, the screen quickly changed to show the home menu screen of Minecraft, the image of Steve right next to it.

"HeHah. Okay, I can see how Mini can easily mess up on the Minecraft part." Weiss chuckled as the screen changed back to the video.

"Who was the blocky guy?" Nora asked.

"That's just Steve. Your basic default character." Al Duty answered.

"Minecraft actually sounds fun." Ruby said with a smile.

"It's in the arcade, somewhere." Al Duty replied.

"Then we'll just have to look for it during the next intermission." Ruby said with confidence in her tone, eating a chicken nugget as she did so.

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"It gets me every time." Mini added.

"I feel like he has it written down on a piece of paper." Vanoss began as Mini laughed.

"I do!" Mini called out.

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"Hah! That even better." Yang laughed at Mini admitting he had written down everything on a piece of paper.

"At least we know he comes prepared." Ren stated evenly.

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"And when it gets to the Minecraft part, it's written in the Minecraft font, and there like a picture of Steve beside it." Vanoss continued as everyone laughed.

"Hahahaha! Ha! Yeah, it's like, written in bright colors, in like, the goofiest possible fucking writing." Vanoss added

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"Seeing as how we all just saw what Minecraft looked like, no one can really fault Mini, here." Ozpin said as he took a sip of his Dr.Pepper.

"It sounds like something either Ruby, or Nora, would write." Weiss said as she, Blake, Yang, and Ren shared a small chuckle.

"Hey!" Ruby yelled indigently before doing looking away. "Okay, maybe." She said as Nora shrugged in agreement with her.

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The video cut again.

"I'm not gonna fucking get this." Mini said. "Minecraft is just retarded."

And once again, Mini practiced his lines.

"Free for all, shotgun only, headquarters, team death match, first person sabotage, hardcore, Minecraft. Hehe. Fuck!" Mini shouted again with a laugh.

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Everyone laughed once again at Mini failing to finish his lines.

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Video cuts again.

"Team death match, first person sabotage, hardcore, Minecraft, sandbox." Mini started to get it right before breaking and laughing as RacingCatz laughed with him.

"I can't fucking do it!" Mini yelled.

Video cuts once more.

"Hardcore, Minecraft- fucking!" Mini laughed again.

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"Every time!" Tai laughed along with everyone else.

"It makes you wonder how many more times it took Mini to finish his lines properly." Glynda chuckled out as the video progressed.

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"Hehehe!" Vanoss chuckled.

The video cut to show Vanoss and BasicallyIDoWrk bag at their spots at the elevated stage in the volcanic lair.

"Alright." Vanoss spoke in his echoey voice once more. "Ladies and gentlemen welcome—."

"Shut the fuck up!" Wildcat called out to Vanoss in a stretched voice.

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Yang, Ruby, Sun, Neptune, Tai, Qrow, Roman, Neo chuckled Wildcat abruptly interrupting Vanoss.

"Looks like we're back at volcanic lair." Ruby said with a small giggle.

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Vanoss paused before giving it another go, turning his camera view so that the video was facing Wildcat, Mini, and RacingCatz. "Alright ladies and—."

"Shut the fuck up!" Wildcat called out once more in a stretched voice.

"...Alright ladies and—." Vanoss tried once more.

"Shut the fuck—hehehehe!" Wildcat stopped mid sentence as he, Mini, and Vanoss chuckled.

And with that, the video ends.

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Once again, the audience laughed at blooper as the video ended.

"That was fun." Ruby said as everyone's laughing subsided.

"They had entire skits planned out, yet it was all just chaos in the end." Weiss added with a chuckle. "Though I suppose that's all apart of their charm."

Yang nodded in agreement as she finished off her burger. "So what video are we gonna watch next?"

"Another Gmod video, but this next one isn't going to be Sandbox." Al Duty answered. "There are sub-games in Gmod that aren't just for Sandbox based gameplay."

"Then what subgroup of Gmod will we be watching?" Ren asked the A.I.

"Tell me.... how many of you like a game of Hide and Seek?" Al Duty asked the audience.

Next time: Gmod Hide and Seek Funny Moments - Swimming Glitch, Tree Formation, Ninja Vanish.

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And there you have it folks, a new chapter out, with the next one being the first hide and seek video.

Now I did hint a bit towards the issue with Mini Ladd in this chapter, and it will be fully addressed by Al Duty in the story, but I want to get through most of the videos with Mini Ladd out of the way first before we get to that.

I will also go over the issue with Lui Calibre over time, but like with Mini, I want to get through videos that feature him in it.

You all will also notice that I have a new format with writing Vanoss's videos. For those who are writing Vanoss videos for me, I would like you to write them in the new format, but if you find it too hard, then you can just go with the regular transcript format.

Now after this, I'll be finishing the next chapter for Highschool DxD: Decepticons Rising, while also working on the next chapter for RWBY watches alternate Dimensions by the time of Halloween.

With that all said, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I'll see you all in the next one.

Aloha.