4 new members, and the begining of Team 6
Before the next video could start; three more doors appeared in the room, as very familiar faces come out of them
"What the Heck? This isn't the kitchen." One Taiyang Xiao Long says, as Zwei can be seen at his side
"*hiccup* Huh? What the Hell?" Asks one drunk Qrow
"Wow! I swear I would remember if our dorm room lead to a movie theater." One Sun Wukong states, with Neptune tailing him
"Dad, Uncle Qrow, Zwei?" Ruby and Yang asks the same time, as the three mentioned people/dog turned to the voices that called out to them
"Girls?" Tai asks in confusion, and slight surprise
"Ruby, Yang?" Qrow asks, starting to get quickly sober for some reason
"Woof!" Zwei says, wagging his tail, and running to Ruby, much to her and Yang's excitement, Weiss's curiosity, and Blake's discomfort
"Where... are we?" Neptune asks, as each of the new arrivals step out from their doors, only for the doors to slam shut, and vanish behind them
"Hey! What's the big idea?" Sun asks, as a screen with Al Duty's face pops up
"WELCOME!" He says in a bellowing voice, getting the audience, especially Blake, Sun and Zwei, to wince.
"What was that for?!" Blake says, rubbing her ears
"I don't know, I thought it'd be cool." The A.I. replies back to the cat faunus
"Hold on a minute, where are we, and who are you?" Tai asks, a little defensively, as Duty turns towards the father of the group
"Well, to explain that, it's going to take your undivided attention, and a spongebob time skip segments." Al replies
"What about a time ski-" Qrow starts, but is cut off by timing
~Six minutes later~
The newcomers were visibly confused, but had a feeling that they couldn't say anything against it
"Ok.... but why is he here?" Sun asks, pointing to Roman
"It's not exactly a pleasure seeing you either, monkey boy." Roman says, remembering how annoying the monkey faunus was for him at the docks
"He's here, because I fuckin' say so, so if no one has any other questions, sir the fuck down." Al Duty replies, as Jaune goes to raise his hand
"Actually, I might have o-" Jaune starts, but is cut off
"ALRIGHT! Let's get started." Al screams out, as Jaune puts his hand down
Tai and Qrow side between the teachers, and the students, as Zwei, Sun, and Neptune sit with the students; more specifically Zwei on Ruby's lap, Neptune behind Weiss, and Sun behind Blake
"Hey Blake." Sun wave to the cat faunus, but Blake pays him no heed
"Hey snow angel." Neptune says smoothly to Weiss
"H-hey Neptune." Weiss says with a slight blush, getting Jaune to put his hands in his face, and sigh in defeat, as Pyrrha tries to comfort him
The screen comes to life, as the people of Remnant get ready for the Vanoss crew's next wacky adventure
It's night time as we can see a large mansion with a pool beside it. The camera cuts inside the mansion, to show Vanoss, only in pants, looking at a camera.
Vanoss: "Ay Yo, what's good Vanossers? It's yer boi Vanoss, it's 5 a.m. in the morning, and I'm here at the team 6 house, and we're gonna wake up Wildcat. Let's do this shit." He says, as he pulls out an air horn, while the camera pans to a sleeping Wildcat, whose in nothing but his helmet and underwear, sleeping in a mattress.
"Seriously?" Weiss and Glynda ask, a little appalled having to see the pigman only in underwear
"I remember times like this." Sun said, nostalgically, remembering al the pranks he had with his team
"Why do feel like you have a different view on that?" Neptune asks, not liking whenever Sun pulled a wake-up prank on him, since it messed with his beauty sleep
"Well, it's always nice to get new material." Yang says, prepared to freeze frame Vanoss's ideas in her head for later
"Pleas don't." Weiss pleaded, remembering the water bucket prank
Cut to Vanoss sweating, then Wildcats drooling face, then the air horn.
Then to Vanoss, then the air horn, then Wildcat's butt.
"Why?" Pyrrha, Weiss, Blake, and Glynda say with an eye twitch
"His butt is huge." Yang says, slightly jealous
"It's as bad as Qrow in a speedo." Tai says, remembering what Qrow would do when he was drunk
"I'm right here you know?" Qrow says to his old teammate
Then Vanoss, then Wildcat, as the air horn is right by his face. That's when Vanoss blows the air horn, waking Wildcat up, as he got up angrily.
"Ugh, that is so annoying." Neptune said, knowing the pig's pain
"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad." Sun replied, dismissively
"Maybe because you were the one using the air horn." Neptune tells his team leader with a scowl
"Yang, if you ever do this, I swear..." Weiss says, narrowing her eyes at the blonde brawler, as Blake agrees with Weiss
"Oh, relax, besides, that was a little too weak in my opinion." Yang replies back
"I remember when we did that to you." Tai told Qrow, remembering how him, Raven, and Summer would, on occasion, pull a wake-up prank on Qrow
"I also remember chasing you down the hall for that." Qrow replies back, not liking pranks pulled on him, his semblance is bad enough
Wildcat: "Aah! What the f-(Vanoss splashes him with a bucket of water) Hey, hey, I'm already awake!(Vanoss sprays him with silly string) Now you're just using every cliche way to wake someone-Urgmh(Vanoss fires a shirt with his logo on it, from a t-shirt cannon)
This gets the students to giggle a bit
"That's definitely new." Sun said, not ever having tried that
"Yang, I'm warning you." Weiss says, as Yang can be seen giving a toothy grin
"Ooh! We should have a prank war!" Nora says aloud
"Yeah!" Ruby agrees
"You are not going to start pranks on school grounds." Glynda says, firmly, as that is one mess she does not want to clean up
"At least we never did that to you." Tai says with a smile, finding the situation funny
"If you did, I'd throw you to a Goliath Grimm." Qrow replies back
Vanoss: How's my merch. taste bitch?!(Wildcat coughs out the shirt) Link in the description below.
"Wait, what does that mean?" Ruby asks, but Roman and Neo have a slight idea
"By some March, and you'll find out." Al Duty says, as Vanoss March pops up on his screen
"Don't even think about it." Weiss, Blake, Neptune, Yang, Tai, Ren, and Glynda say to Ruby, Nora, and Sun, who deflate in defeat
"Well that's one way of making money." Roman tells his partner in crime, as he starts coming up with another business venture', as Neo nods in agreement
Cut to Wildcat with the camera, as they are both outside of Basically's room.
Wildcat: "Yo what's up piglets? It's yer boi Wildcat, we're here- we're gonna-we're gonna wake up BasicallyIDoWrk; he's being in here-being lazy, sleeping in.( the camera shows Basically wrapped in a blanket on a bunk bed) Come Vanoss let's go."
Vanoss: "Alright gets go wake him up."
Vanoss: "Ready on bro ok? Ready, three, two, one,( they both pull out chainsaws, as they smile at each other)"
"What, what?!" Pyrrha asks, worrying for Basically's safety
'Things just got more to my liking' Neo's sign read, as she had a smile on her face
"Hmm, I'll admit, that's a new one for sure." Ozpin says, of all people, knowing pranks when he sees one, and never having seen this type of wake up prank before
"The poor bastard." Qrow says, knowing that Basically is in for all Hell
Vanoss: "Broooooo!!!"
Wildcat: "Get his ass!!"
Basically: "Aaaahhhhhh!!!"
"That's definitely the appropriate reaction." Port says
"He scream is the same when Port see's a rat." Qrow says
"Rat?! Where?!" Port searches frantically, as Oobleck tries to calm him down
"There is no rat, believe me." Oobleck says, as Port slowly calms down
"His screams worse than yours." Sun tells off Neptune
"Shut up." Neptune grits through his teeth, trying to act cool with Weiss around
"Yang..." Weiss, Ruby, and Blake start off
"Hey, hey, I wouldn't try anything like this, I swear!" Yang says, trying to defend herself, as Weiss and Blake give her the stink eye
Vanoss: "Wake up!"
Basically: "No! Jesus Chri-Stop!( he says, as he curls up into a ball on his bed to avoid Wildcat and Vanoss's chainsaws)"
Wildcat: "Get his lamp!(he says, while he chainsaws his lamp)"
Basically: "Guys, stop it!!"
Vanoss: "Fuck this shelf!(he says while chainsawing Basically's shelf)"
Basically: "The fuck are you guys doing?!?!"
"Tearing your room a new one, apparently." Roman says, with a light chuckle and a sweat drop
"This definitely shows them to be more destructive than usual." Glynda says, with a slight sigh
Wildcat: "We're cutting your shit up- waking your ass up!!" He says with chainsawing bear Basically's legs, causing Basically to pull back
Vanoss then cuts two of the supports for the top bunk, as it falls on Basically, as Basically tries to keep it up, but then one of them chainsaws under the bed to show that it's getting closer to Basically's crotch.
Basically: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Every male in the theater quickly wince, and put their hands to their crotches, knowing things won't go well
"That poor man." Glynda says, slightly wincing
"I hope they don't do what it actually showed them about to do." Pyrrha says, giving a silent prayer to Basically
'These guys are more brutal than me.' Neo signs, staring slightly wide eyed at what just happened
Cut to Delirious in his room, shirtless, under a blanket, and hugging his teddy bear, as Vanoss, Basically, and Wildcat smile at him.
Ren glances at Jaune, as Yang glances at Ruby
"What?" Jaune and Ruby ask to their respective teammates
"Nothing." Yang and Ren says quickly, as they go back to facing the screen
H20: "Slinky(snore)"
Delirious then turns towards the three, as they start to worry. Vanoss puts a finger to his beak, as the three of them slide to the floor.
H20: "Subscribe to my channel(snore)"
"Looking for praise, even in his sleep, he definitely has something wrong with him." Weiss says, crossing her arms
That's when the three of them bring up a grizzly bear in front of Delirious.
Basically takes away the teddy, as Vanoss and Wildcat place the grizzly in Delirious's arms.
"They're evil." Tai says with light chuckle and shiver
"I like them, but it's a good thing they aren't in Remnant." Yang says with a sweat drop
Al Duty just turns his eyes to a few Wattpad where the Vanoss crew pops up in.
"Yeah..." he says, luckily no one questioning him after that
H20: "Teddy bear( bear growls) Te-teddy bear? Teddy bear?" Delirious opens his eyes to see the bear roaring at him
H20: "AAHHH!! AAAHHH!!" He screams, trying to fight off the bear, as the others laugh at his misfortune.
"And I thought Mercury and Emerald's prank wars were bad." Roman whispers to Neo, who nods her head
Cut to Vanoss, Wildcat, H20, Basically, and the bear, outside a room that says: Don't come in or be terminated on it, as each one of them is wearing an army hat.
"Whose this guy?" Ruby asks
"Oh, that's just Terroriser, no one important." Al dismisses, some of his creator's mannerisms spilling through
"I wonder why he said that?" Jaune asks, as Ren shrugs
"Well, if he says his not important, than he's not important." Nora says, dismissing what the A.I. said
Vanoss: "Alright soldiers! Ready." He says, as he pulls out a grenade, and opens the door.
"Ohh~ I like where this is going~" Nora says with some excitement
"This... can't end well." Pyrrha says with a pale face, and a terrified smile
Cut to Terroriser laying down on his back, in his underwear, as Vanoss is at the entrance of the room.
Vanoss: "Fire in the Hole!" He says, throwing a grenade in the room, as Terroriser wakes up
H20: "Fire in the hole!" He says, throwing a grenade, as Terroriser tries to see what they are doing
Wildcat: "Kobe!" He says, tossing the grenade, perfectly, into Terroriser's lap, as Terroriser starts to see what's about to happen.
This gets a few of the students to giggle
"(Sigh) That's poor man." Glynda says, knowing he's going to be in a lot of pain
"Well, he's screwed." Qrow says, raising his flask
Terroriser(Arnold voice): "You Mother Fuc-!" He's cut off as a big explosion could be seen from the Team 6 house
"That is way bigger than I thought it would be." Weiss says, staring wide-eyed
"You and me both." Roman agreed, as three grenades shouldn't cause that large of an explosion, at least, that's what they think
We now see Vanoss, Wildcat, Basically, H20, and the bear, all behind a barricade, smiling, as Terroriser stands at the doorway of his room, junks of flesh missing from his, as his robotic exoskeleton could be seen
Terroriser(Arnold voice): "Argh." He says in pain, as he face plants the floor
This gets Ruby and Nora to giggle slightly
Cut to Nogla in his underwear, with his but up, as he's snoring.
"Now that's how you know you're getting good sleep." Qrow says
"Ugh." Glynda and Weiss go, pinching their noses
"It's like how Nora sleeps." Jaune observes, remembering seeing Nora in the mornings, in similar positions such as that
Nora paid no mind to the comment, because she knew it was true
That's when the ringtone on his phone goes off
Ringtone: ~Puncake. Puncake. Puncake. Puncake.~ it continues to go, until Nogla wakes up, and grabs it
Nogla: "Hello?" He ask drearily, while pulling the covers over himself.
That when Vanoss could be heard on the end of the line, as well as... another noise
Vanoss: "Hey, Nogla! Wake up!" He yells over the line
"Wait a minute...... what am I hearing?" Blake says with worry
Nogla: "What?" He asks drearily, while rubbing his eyes
Vanoss: "Wake Up!" He continues to say
Nogla: "What?" He still asks drearily
"It's like trying to get Qrow up, after he had a hangover." Tai says, remembering the annoying mournings at his house, when he had to wake Qrow up
"Hey! I'm not that bad." Qrow says, defensively, while sipping his flask
The Beacon staff and Tai, just give him a dead pan look in return
We now cut to Vanoss in his own personal fighter jet, headed straight for Team 6's house
"He's a psychopath!" Sun and Neptune yell out in surprise
"Off. I can hear the money going down the drain already." Roman says, knowing the damage that mansion is going to get
'I think I'm in love.' Neo says with hearts in her eyes, liking where things where going
Vanoss: "Wake! Up! Brooooooooo-!" He says, as he nears the house
Nogla: "What? What?!" He asks, as he looks out his window to see Vanoss in the fighter jet, as Vanoss still continues to elongate the word 'bro'.
Nogla: "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!" He screams out high pitched, while putting his hands to his face, as Vanoss crashes into the house, causing a large explosion
We now see the Team 6 house in rubble, as smoke is coming off it, while Vanoss pops up with his helmet off
Glynda's eye twitches, as everyone else stares slack jawed at the screen, or for Ozpin's case, wide-eyes, and in the middle of sipping his coffee
Vanoss: "Wow, tha-the-that got out of hand, a little bit." He admits, as he tosses his helmet to the side
"Oh, really? I never noticed." Weiss sarcastically drawled out
"That's going to be an issue for them; they won't have a house now." Pyrrha says
Wildcat: "Yeah you think-You just flew a fucking jet into the house, as wake up prank!" He says, as he grabs into Vanoss
Vanoss: "Nnnaaaaaa." He says, pushing Wildcat away
"Seriously? That old gag?" Glynda ask, having been told that by some students trying to stay out of trouble
Terroriser: "What the Hell do we do now?!" He asks, as he opens his jacket to reveal a bunch of sunglasses, and a pair of Star glasses, as he pulls out a pair of sunglasses, and puts them over his eyes
"That's more sunglasses than I've got." Yang says, staring wide-eyes at the amount of sunglasses Terroriser has in his jacket
Neo, Nora, and Ruby giggle a little when they spotted the start shaped glasses
Terroriser: "We've got nowhere live, we've got no Wi-Fi, we got no money to buy a new house! What are we gonna do without Wi-Fi, man?!?!" He asks, as he's repeatedly clicking on his phone, trying
to activate the site 'Porn Hub'
"Seriously?!" Glynda, Weiss, and Pyrrha ask out loud, getting annoyed with this already
Blake just glances off to the side, having visited a few similar sites in her day
Qrow just lightly chuckles, liking Terroriser's style
That's when a mailman comes up to Vanoss
Mailman: "You guys live here?" He says, motioning towards the wreckage
The house crumbles more, to reveal Basically in his adventure time outfit, with a broken mug of coffee
Basically: "Yep." He says, while piping the 'P', while trying to drink his coffee, only to spill it on himself
Ozpin and Oobleck just sigh at the waste of coffee
Mailman: "Sign this package." he says, giving a package to Vanoss, as he signs it
Vanoss then opens it to reveal a Diamond Playbutton
Team 6: "Woah! A Diamond Playbutton?!" The ask, as they marvel at the button
"A what now?" Roman asks, starting to get lien signs in his eyes
"A Diamond Playbutton, guys like Vanoss can only get it if they get 10 million subscribers." Al replies back to the crook
Vanoss: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This says Team 10. We're Team 6." He states out, with Basically, Wildcat, and Terroriser wearing sports uniform that have the number six on them, while holding up flags that say Team 6
Mailman: "Oh, sorry. Wrong package." He says, as he takes the Playbutton, ang gives Vanoss an envelope, as Vanoss gives the mailman a deadpan look
Wildcat: "Oohhh, yeah! No, that makes sense, cause we-we only have 24 subscribers." He says, as he pulls up his arm sleeve, to reveal a heart tatto with the number 24 on it.
"They've got a long way to go." Tai says
"That's a kick in the balls if I've ever seen one." Qrow says, knowing he'd feel like showering in alcohol, is something like that happened to him
Basically: "25, bitch, my mom just subscribed!" He says, he receives a message from a bird, that tells him that his mom, did indeed subscribe.
"Well that's nice of her." Pyrrha says with a smile, as Ruby agrees
Vanoss: "Ahem." He says, while Wildcat rights a 25 over his 24 tattoo
Vanoss: "Calling all kool-ass Youtubers. That's us. Do you have a super cool viral video? Tight! Swag! Yolo! 🔥Fire emoji! 🔥Fire emoji! 💯! Bring it to ToobCon, in Vegas, and present to our wealthy panel of business people, for a chance to win, mad cashio, it's gonna be Lit!" Vanoss reads out, ending with a fire in his eyes
This gets people to look more closely at the screen, wanting to know what's going to happen
Terroriser: "That like shark tank for Youtubers!" He says, while an image of business people, can be seen looking at a box, as a cat pops out of it and meows
"Shark tank?" Tai, Qrow, and Roman ask are the same time
"Ugh, now I have to educate you people on our world, fuck!" Al says to himself, as the video plays on
Basically: "Yo! If we win this, we can afford a new place, no problem!" He says
Terroriser: "Ah, Shite! The contest is tomorrow!" He says in worry, as he looks at the deadline
"They why the Hell did they get the invitation that late?" Weiss asks a little peeved, knowing that this is just poor planing
"This is why I don't trust mailmen anymore." Tai says, knowing that he's had some of the same issues in the past
H20: "How are we gonna come up with a viral video, and to Vegas by then? Hmm?! Tell me?!" He says a little angrily
Vanoss: "Relax, man! Coming up with awesome ideas, is what. We. Do." He says, as images of videos pop up: 'I got my goldfish pregnant prank', 'I got fake arrested prank', 'Butts'
Pyrrha and Weiss just rubs their temples, as Glynda sighs, angrily
Sun, Nora, and Ruby giggle at what was showed
Vanoss: "Alright, come on guys! I know where I do my best thinking." He says, as he makes his way into the nearby forest
Cut to them in a poorly built treehouse
Nogla: "This treehouse isn't so bad, let's just live here!" He says with a smile
Wildcat: "This place is a pile of shit! It's not even in a tree, it's in a bush! Who the Fuck builds a treehouse in a bush?!" He rants, as we see that the treehouse is on a bush, with Terroriser and the bear on the inside
"It's a bush house then." Neptune says
"Only if you want to be technical." Nora says
Basically: "This a bush house, bro." He says, looking up
"See?" Neptune says, nodding his head in agreement
Wildcat: "Either way, it's shit!" He rebuts back
Vanoss: "Alright! Men, it's time to hear your pitches for this viral video." He says with a look of confidence
Nogla: "Oh! Tits in the thumbnail. Doesn't matter what the video is, just put tits in the thumbnail. Big tits. Giant tits. Bigger tits, bigger views." He says with confidence
Glynda and Weiss look ready to tear Nogla a new one, as Pyrrha and Blake shake their heads; heck, even Neo and Yang we're starting to get aggravated with the Irish idiot
"Was he hit on his head when he was a child." Ren asks, worried for how things might go in the future
"Nogla is a mystery, that is just not meant to be touched." Al Duty replies back
Vanoss: "Ugh, that's not an idea." He says, as Wildcat, Basically, and himself stare at Nogla
Nogla: "What're talking about, I just said it is an idea." He refutes back
"It's clearly not." Weiss says angrily
Vanoss: "Ugh-God. Okay, Anyone else?!" He asked, annoyed
That when H20 pops out from the roof
"Woah!" How's the students, as the adults and crooks look at the screen with wide eyes
H20: "What about, one of those unboxing videos? But instead of unboxing products, we get to the cemetery, and we unbox coffins? And check out the dead bodies?" He says creepily, as it shows him unboxing someone's coffin, as a body is inside of it
Everyone is creeped out, with a few sticking their touches out in disgust
Vanoss: "The Fuck, is wrong with you?" He asks, while hitting H20 over the head with a shovel
"Hahahaha!" Go Tai, Qrow, Yang, Jaune, Nora, Ruby, Sun, Neptune, Roman, and Neo, finding the comedic timing to be perfect, as everyone else giggles
Nogla: "Dead tits. Dead tits in the thumbnail!" He says, pointing at the dead woman, as Vanoss gets annoyed, and gets ready to hit Nogla over the head with the shovel as well
"Please do it." Weiss says, eye twitching non-stop
Wildcat: "It's easy, lo-look-oh we can make like a hip-hop music video, alright? About how awesome our lives are, and our cool cars, and all the money we get, and all the ladies we get." He says, as images pass by, showing what he described
Basically: "I drive a Kea." He says, interrupting Wildcat
This gets a few giggles from the audience from the audience at the abrupt interruption
Wildcat: "Anyway, it'd be just-be something like this, it'd just be like-" he cuts off, as we see Terroriser getting annoyed with the beats coming out of the bush house
Wildcat: "🎶We jumpin' straight out of the treehouse.(Basically: "Bush") My style be flier than greenhouse(Basically: "Gas.") Team 6 at the top, make you think it's a trick, yeah we dancing on ice, I just sat on a di-🎶" He raps, before being cut off by Vanoss
"Besides that last part, he's not that bad at rapping." Weiss admits
"The song sounded pretty good actually." Sun says, knowing how bad most rap songs could be nowadays
Vanoss: "OOORRR!! What if we just record us playing video games, and make stupid jokes the whole time?" He says, as everyone looks at him
"Sometimes it's best to do what you're good at." Pyrrha says with a smile
Wildcat: "Why would anyone, anywhere, ever want to watch you play video games?" He says, putting Vanoss down
"Well that's a mood killer." Roman says, getting a light chuckle from Neo
Vanoss: "Alright, fine! Let's just do the rap video, we can shoot it on the way to the airport." He relents, as it cuts to them doing the rap video
Wildcat: "🎶Yeah, yeah. Now I'm hopping down to Uber, wait what kind of Uber? Toyota Prius.🎶" he raps, as it shows everyone, sans Vanoss, by the car, or in it, all doing poses with clothing that a rapper would wear
This gets Nora, Ruby, Sun, Neptune, and Jaune to giggle and chuckle at how absurd they look
Vanoss: "Aaannnd, Cut! That's a wrap, come on guys! We gotta go!" He says, as he motions for everyone to get to their flight
Guy on intercom: "Last call on boarding for flight 4:86 to Vegas."
"Luck is just not in their side today." Ozpin observes
"This is just about everyday life for me." Qrow says, knowing the extreme downsides of his semblance
Vanoss: "Oh, shit! Run guys, Run!!" He says, as it shows them running to the airport
Epilogue announcer: "Will our heroes make it to their flight on time? Will they make it to Toobcon, and win the grand prize? To be honest, I-I personally don't give a shit, but to those who care, tune in next time to find out!"
Video ends
"Well that was fun; it was nice seeing them in an actual adventure." Ruby says as Zwei barks in agreement
"When are we gonna see more of this?" Sun asks, wanting to know where the story goes from there
"We gotta watch other videos, before we can get to that." Duty replies back to the monkey faunus
"What video of them, would we be seeing next?" Ozpin questions
"I dunno, I put this thing on random, so it might end up in a zombie video." Al replies back to the headmaster
"Zombies?!" Ruby and Nora exclaim out
"Mhmm. Oh, hey! I guess I was right." Al Duty says, as he can see then next video will be a call of duty zombies video.
The screen comes back to life, as the video starts
"After this one, I'll set up a concession stand for you guys to get food from." The A.I. says, as everyone looks at the screen
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