3RD PERSON POV

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The Kaiju was suddenly alerted to a presence and turns to find the 3 titans, the two leader toilets and a multitude of toilets, camera men, speaker men, and TV men handling massive air vehicles.

Jake: Who.....the hell are they?

???: We don't know! They showed up out of nowhere-

TV Titan: .SEVLESRUO SIHT ELDNAH LLIW EW .EREFRETNI TON OD

???:....They're speaking English in reverse. Whatever the thing is saying.......he's saying do not interfere, and that they will handle the Kaiju themselves.

Nate: What the fuc- that's a literal toilet with guns! A big some weird Jaegar with a TV as a head?

???: I don't know! They must've had a hidden cloaking mechanism but do not engage! Their attention is solely on the combined Kaiju only-

Camera man: It can absorb kinetic energy and empower itself or redirect it. Not to mention, it's biological making or blood is toxic. Be careful titans.

The camera titan gives a thumbs up and the 3 titans ready their weapons......

Camera Man: GO!

The Mega Kaiju recoils, screeching in pain as it tries to shield its eyes though that was never his attention. Everyone including those in the mechs took notice of how the Rippers were screeching in pain, many of them turning on each other. The Scientist toilet and speaker titan connects his speakers with the TV titan, amplifying the sound even further as the Rippers tore each other apart before suddenly turning onto the Mega Kaiju itself.

Camera Man: GO GO GO!

*SLICE*

Several toilets suddenly flew forward at high speeds, catching the Mega Kaiju who was distracted before slicing at its most important joints. They kept ripping off and destroying more and more of the Rippers while slashing at the Kaiju with consecutive cuts and stabs.

*CLANG*

The Kaiju manages to protect itself with a barrier, having absorbed the kinetic energy of their blows as it-

*SLICE*

Roars in pain after a plasma chainsaw slices into its charged arm courtesy of the camera titan. Dozens of toilets grabbed the tail with mechanical claws, a plasma buzz saw slicing though one of its primary weapons and everyone converges onto the Mega Kaiju to hold it down while methodically avoiding the toxic blood and making sure no one is hurt.

*WHOOSH*

Experimental black flames were tested as the Kaiju screeches in pain, its armor and the Rippers holding it together melting from the black flames shooting from the camera titan's core. G-Man only served to hold a part of the Kaiju down, knowing it can't do much with so many close to him.

TV Titan: HCTIB SSA YLGU UOY YDAERLA EID TSUJ >:(

*BOOM*

Toilets and such put on soundless headphones as the scientist toilet blasts the Mega Kaiju with sound, disorienting it even further as its entire tail was sawed off with an HF buzzsaw.

???: It said just die already you ugly ass bitch.

Amara: You think they're Jaegars?

Nate:....Where would the pilot even be?! The back of the toilet?! Some of them are too small to even be Jaegars-

Assault Toilet: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI

The assault toilet took notice of them and circled the Jaegars, curious on their size and how they looked.

Suresh: You think they're hostile?!

The assault toilet speeds away, warping almost as a sudden force knocks the Mega Kaiju onto his stubbed legs.

Rover: *GROWL*

In his anger, Rover grew to that of the Mega Kaiju's size and pins it onto its back as HF chainsaws and blades were brought out.

Speaker Man: Come to papa.

*STAB*

3 chainsaws and swords were simultaneously stabbed through all of the Kaiju's hearts, Rover growing even bigger and trying to rip off its head off before managing to do so and everyone steps back to admire the massive corpse that was stabbed, beaten, charred, and more.

Everyone: *turns and thumbs up*

Ilya:.....Did they actually give a thumbs up?

Rover's ears perk up before he prances over to them and sniffs the Jaegars like they were toys he never seen before.

Rover: *excited panting*

A paw pets one of the Jaegars before a voice calls to him and his head snaps back.

Y/N: ROVER! Wanna play?

Y/N's jetpack makes a sonic boom as it speeds away, and Rover immediately runs while everyone else flies away, leaving the Jaegars with a massive corpse and in the distance, corpses of dozens of other big Kaijus.

Nate: Should we follow them?!

???: Affirmative-

Later

Y/N was furiously pressing buttons, having reset grand finals and was on the last game while many watch behind him.

Revy: YOU BEAT ME IN LOSER QUARTERS! FINISH THIS NOW!

Y/N: Done it.

He wins the whole tournament, getting $3000 and they all sigh in relief as it was a rather close one before they put the controllers away and stripped their own clothes off.

Eri: HOT TUB!

They all jumped in, ignoring the surprised yelps of other girls before sitting down.

Maddie:....This is an only female area.

Y/N: Fuc-

He was about to get up though quickly sits back down as Atantu was naked, licking the edge of her jaw and looking directly at Y/N's privates.

Atantu: Don't be shy-

*TWACK*

Atantu: OW!

Y/N: Horny jail.

Ruby: Can he stay here?

Several of the girls made puppy eyes; the woman struggling to say anything while Eri and the little kids were playing at the other side.

Shino: *shrug* Fine. *frown* But he better not be looking at us.....got it?

Y/N: *thumbs up* Got it.

Kaede:.....Y/N?

Some women scream and he looks up to find a Jaegar walking by before staring down-

Ilya:.....Shit-

*BAM*

Y/N jumps out the pool before slapping the mech, knocking it away and giving the middle finger to the other mechs before jumping back down.

Jake: Are you ok?!

Suresh: *groan* The hell he slapped us pretty far.

Nate: Everyone's here superhuman so I'm not surprised.

Ilya: At least we got a-

Y/N: Say it again and you'll regret it.

Ilya/Suresh: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The two scream as Y/N appears in the cockpit and disappears.

Jake:....*sigh* Fucking teenagers.

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