3RD PERSON POV

G-Man: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI

*BOOM*

8 laser beams and a plasma cannon shot at the fire dragon, making it roar in pain though it was forced to the ground eventually as the Scientist disoriented it with a sonic blast from his speakers. With it weakened, the two quickly flew away as it was finished with a plasma chainsaw to the head courtesy of the Doom Slayer.

Vega: The doom slayer likes your rabbit.

Y/N: Thanks.

Scientist: SKIBIDI BOP BOP?

Y/N: There are military Humvees of another gate approaching our location with helicopters? Let's meet them shall we?

They all looked at each other before nodding.

Y/N: Let's get to it.

Later

Mutant Skibidi: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI?

Rory: Well.....looks like you don't talk much of our language at all.

Itami: So.....we're not gonna question how he's several meters tall and has a literal toilet around his chest area?

Hazama: Hmmm.....

Many soldiers and such pointed their weapons at the mutant Skibidi though he showed no sign of fear whatsoever, grinning as he taunted them with a finger.

???: Sir! Their whole army is-

*WHOOSH*

Scientist: BOO BOO SKIBIDI BOP BOP

Soldier: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

The Scientist toilet towered above them all, appearing from black smoke. The titans all flew from the skies and onto the ground, Tanya and her massive battalion patrolling the air and pointing their guns down as the whole army converged at the location.

*BOOM*

A few soldiers panicked and fired their missiles and bullets though they barely did anything and only served to annoy the Speaker Titan who looks at his titan friends before looking at Y/N.

Y/N: I got it.

*BOOM*

He jumps from the sky and onto the ground, cratering it while several camera men, Ruby, Renamon, Gojo, Atantu and more crashed down as well.

Y/N: So.....Japan right?

Hazama: *cautious* Yes.....

Y/N: Name's Y/N. You're from another gate right?

Itami: There are multiple gates?!

Y/N: 4 besides ours. We have the approximate location of the other gates and we know what to expect from them so don't worry!

Shino: So......you got toilets as part of the army?

Y/N: Oh no this is a mere fraction of our faction. There's us humans, the camera men, speaker men, TV men, and Skibidi toilets and more. Tanya's battalion is in the sky.

He points to the sky and they see Tanya and her group waving.

Y/N: They actually are one of the biggest heavy hitters here. You see, we already rescued all our soldiers captured by the empire's people but.....we also retrieved refugees that are not of our world either. They said they're Japanese but don't recognize our world.

Hazama: How long-

Y/N: A few hours to your GATE.......though teleportation is better, we're a rather small force that would rather stick together.

They gazed upon the seemingly thousands just standing there with a thumbs up on the ground and in the air while the toilets nod.

Shino:........*grin* Lead the way then....'Their weapons are rather advanced.....but no artillery?'

Y/N: Girl we already got artillery of our own. And besides......

He turns into the gun devil, making every single one of them jump before he turns back.

Y/N: We got all the manpower we need.

???: Interesting.......

TV Titan: EREHT S'OHW? :/

The TV titan notices the lone figure watching him, and gestures for G-Man who notices and flies over, which caught everyone's interest and they stare at some blocky figure with glowing eyes and two tridents.

Y/N: There's our 3rd gate. I'll handle this.

*BOOM*

Y/N jumps straight into the air before landing onto the ground, making a crater beneath his feet as he....

Y/N:.....Well you're rather blocky.

???: Your features.......they're different than that of mine.

Y/N: Name's Y/N, mercenary of Nevada, enforcer, caretaker, and I usually deal with threats of various kinds....usually world ending.

???: You must be strong to deal....with world ending threats. I am Blue Demon.

Y/N:.......Your trident uses electricity?

???: It does stranger.

Y/N nods before bringing out Murasama, intriguing the Drowned warrior as Y/N takes a look at the blade.

Y/N: Can it perhaps.....negate durability?

???: Depends what you mean.

Y/N: Your world is blocky....the smallest unit around being that of a block or item that can fit in the palm of your hand. But what if the block and item are made of materials? Made up of grains of said material, down to cells, atoms, molecules? Something the eye can barely even see. Let's say this shovel. It may seem normal, but it has millions and millions of atoms making up its structure that bond together to form its shape. My blade can cut straight down to that kind of unit, so that even the toughest armors, metals and material can be easily cut through.

???: A very dangerous and unique mechanic of just....a sword I see....

The TV titan throws a metal cube of pure titanium which Y/N slices in half, the edges burnt as he turns to a nodding Drowned.

Y/N: It has vibration technology and vibrates fast enough to generate a lot of heat.

???: Your machines and weaponry are unlike our own.....

Y/N: Anyways back to business. We are currently doing a rescue mission for those coming from the 2nd gate we met that were captured by this world's inhabitants. Any reason you came here?

Blue Demon: Our world was under attack and we repelled the forces to here. Villagers, Illager, mobs and joined forces but yes.......we do have our own people to retrieve.....though our agreement.....is rather shaky.

Y/N: Want me to force the peace?

Blue Demon:.......Force?

Y/N: *wink* You'll see.

Raven: You'll see very well.

Blue Demon:....How about a simple demonstration-

Later

*BOOM*

G-Man obliterates the dragons that tried to fly at him, keeping high into the sky as entities with glowing eyes stared at the massive flying toilet.

Reaper: Such a strange creature with such power and unconventional weapons....and it is quick too for its size.

Players: ATTAC-

Y/N: ALL OF YOU STOP FUCKING FIGHTING AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*BOOM*

He slams his foot down, the earthquake knocking everyone to their feet as they flash red while Y/N's group remained standing.

Y/N: We are gonna do this the easy way or the hard way. Mobs, you'll be chill with us. You golem summoner too. Your player faction.......meh. You-

He stomps the ground again, causing hostile players and villagers to crash onto the ground while a wall of earth was erected between them.

Y/N:......Do you want to die?

???: Ah! A mob-

Y/N slaps the player,  sending him flying into a tree and taking away half his health.

Y/N: Alright.......now time to go get everyone else!

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A song plays, and the titans suddenly flew over the sky, multiple toilets and people suddenly flying into a certain direction after getting a radio signal for help from an unknown com line.

Y/N:.....And we may have found all our gates now! This is GREAT!

He puts on a jet pack though turns to everyone before giving the blue demon one.

Y/N: Just put it on your back like this.

Blue Demon was intrigued, seeing how fast a contraption like this can be as he straps it on before flying around.

Blue Demon: How long can it fly for?

Y/N: Mostly 3 hours straight before you need it to cool down for 30 minutes. Fuel is replenished for 80 hour charge and usually uses plasma energy which is provided by the camera men.

???: DANCE BATTLE?!

*BOOM*

Flames erupted from a DJ's set and they all begin dancing for no reason, getting along somehow though many of the villagers and hostile players were still wary of each other though saw the others getting along for some reason.

Grave:......'They're.....getting along?'

Mustard: YES! PEACE IS POSSIBLE- AH!

He screams as Rover rolls into view out of nowhere, prancing around and scaring them all while the assassin Speakerman and Y/N clap.

Y/N:....Why's there another GATE?

???: *shows Y/N phone*

Y/N: Arcanists...and then we got furries, magic and

UNION! HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO WHOOP A UNIVERSE LIKE THAT! The first Republic of Nevada was created to combat a universe's Union too!

Bakugou: I'M GONNA WHOOP THE ASS OF MY OTHER SELF! THEY AIN'T READY FOR ME! 'Not to mention Y/N is the scariest personal combat teacher ever to exist.'

Ruby: If they're bad......

even my other self will feel my wrath.

Setsuna:........'Let's do this.'

Y/N: CORRUPT HEROES! VILLAINS! BEINGS OF UNION! ONE WRONG MOVE AND I'LL SEND YOU- fuck I refuse to be that cliche and cringe. But we are all crackheads so LET'S GO!

Gojo: An alternate of the enemy origin of Nevada eh? *grin* Let's create the commotion of the century then! Haha!

Itadori: *grin* This ought to be fun.

Kaneki: HOW DO I USE THIS JETPACK?!

They all whip out jetpacks, giving their blocky comrades some too before flying away into the distance with G-Man, toilets, the camera woman, speaker woman, and TV woman along with Y/N's group and big scientist toilet all following the two crackheads.

*WHOOSH*

Nyra: May I be of assistance?

Y/N: Sure!

Everyone: *CRACKHEAD NOISES*

Nyra: Why are you using a jet pack? Can't you fly?

Y/N: I like using it.

Nyra: Gotcha.

She gives a thumbs up and flies with them, everyone wanting to whoop some ass as G-Man speeds ahead.

Y/N: *phone* Guys we got an extra gate here! Don't miss out on the asswhooping!

Cameraman: *on other side of phone* Gotcha.

Mei's Parents: *worry* Is our daughter ok?

Y/N turns the camera to show Mei laughing, riding her jetpack while Bourne was ready to fly with his own from a helicopter.

Bourne: Shit's been fun....might as well enjoy this moment.

Next Chapter:

FUCK UNION (2/5)