47. Trolling Gods (2/2)

3RD PERSON POV

Y/N: Honestly this is a really big event. Both world's gonna party-

*WHOOSH*

Y/N dodges a spear before throwing out a punch that obliterates Hyperion's entire army, carving a gash into the landscape as he calls the TV man commander.

Y/N: Yeah you guys killed 5 giants on your end with the upgraded god tech and infinity stones right? With some titans? Yeah I took out about 5 other giants and 4 titans.

Meanwhile demigods and gods amassed in armies with others watch the scene awkwardly, the titan using his full power and trying his damn hardest to kill Y/N yet he wasn't even fazed as he kept calling someone.


Y/N: *phone* Yeah missed you girls. I-

Atantu: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO KILL MY MATE?!

Atantu slams Hyperion out of nowhere down to the ground before chomping down on his head, the power granted by Y/N proving too much for the titan as she tears him into pieces.


Y/N: Yeah I'll be back by 5. 'Kay bye y'all. *turns* Atantu I had it under control.

Atantu: *licks blood off arm* Can't help it~ Everytime I see my mate in danger I can't help but be there~ *grin* Now how about we go and f-

*BONK*

Atantu: OW!

Y/N: No horny.

Zeus: Excuse me! Are you perhaps the mortal that this Jed being told us about who will help defeat the titans and giants?

Y/N: Yeah. I got a method of erasing them permanently so they don't come back. You don't have to worry about vengeance and stuff. My friends are handling the others.

Gaea: YOU CANNOT KILL ME! I EMBODY THE EARTH ITSELF! IF YOU KILL ME YOU HAVE TO DESTROY THE PLANET-

*SLAP*

Y/N slaps her with such force the whole area shook, the goddess shakily holding a hand to her cheek as he turns his back on her.




Y/N: You ain't trouble for me. I got ways to kill you but you're lucky Jed didn't put you on my target list......Fuck off.

Gaea: *whimper* Y-Yes....

Everyone's jaws dropped as the primordial sinks into the ground, leaving the planet alone due to her fear of Y/N as he stretches.


Y/N: Y'all at least chiller than that world where the gods initiated Ragnarok to eliminate mankind cause they hate them.

Hermes: ELIMINATE MANKIND?!

Apollo: Cmon now there are things us gods even enjoy that mankind created! Sure there's good things but-

Artemis: Father how do you know him?

Only Zeus, Apollo, Hermes, and Ares knew of Y/N, the last one respecting him for being an overpowered human while Zeus was just casual about it.




Zeus/Y/N: Jed.

Y/N: Looks like I'm gonna go to that world and crash it. I'll see you guys later.

He teleports away, leaving them all confused though a toilet appears and enters through a portal as well.





Percy: So we got talking toilets?

Apollo: Yup.

Later

Hajun: DIVINE-

*WHOOSH*

Y/N accidentally kills Hajun, phasing him out of existence as he and the god the being was fighting stood there awkwardly.

Y/N: Accident. Should I bring him back?

Buddha: You sure you can do that human?

Y/N: Of course!

FILE 2 SAVE LOADED

Hajun appears again, startled as he looks at Y/N.



Y/N: So wanna fight me?

*CLANG*
*BOINK*

His blade bounces off Y/N's head before he hammer fists the being's head, slamming him onto the ground.


Y/N: I guess so. Anyways have you seen like an anomaly of sorts in your world? Something that doesn't belong?

Buddha: Well.....to be honest there is something that's been bothering a village in Japan. Ain't anything the gods seen before apparently.

Y/N flashes away before holding an artifact that seemed to be that of a sphere.

Y/N: This the one?

Buddha:....You're pretty fast aren't you?

Y/N: I'm as fast as I need to be.

He slams his foot down on Hajun's head, crushing it and freeing Zerofuku though his spirit quickly obtains a physical form.

Zerofuku: I-I'm alive?

Y/N: Wanna call this your win?

Buddha: *shrug* Depends what they say. You're pretty strong too.

Y/N: I don't need a volund or anything.

*SLAP*

Y/N dodged a fist before smacking Apollo(ROR), knocking him out and leaving everyone shocked.


Atantu: IMA EAT HI-

*BONK*

Atantu: OW!

Y/N: No eating.......yet. You already ate several giants and Hyperion and a part of Kronos.

Heimdall: UH.......WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Human: THE HUMAN DEFEAT HAJUN SO CASUALLY!

The gods were seething how someone entered the battlefield and made a mockery out of them while Y/N looks into his list.


Buddha: *looks* A hit list?

Y/N: I deal with world ending threats and anomalies.

Atantu: *licks mouth* Like me-

*BONK*

Y/N: No horny.

Buddha:.......What's your home world like?

Y/N: People and not many gods. A god did threaten to destroy my world so I kinda obliterated an entire galaxy during our fight.

Buddha: Ah.....we cool?

Y/N: Yeah we're cool.






Y/N: Wanna visit my planet?

Buddha: Sure!

Zerofuku: Uh.....can I too?

Buddha: You cool with that?

Y/N: Yup.

God: STOP TALKING YOU-

Y/N summons a spear before throwing it, nearly striking the god in the head as he screams.


Y/N: Say it again.

Later

Gojo: Lalala~

Girls: I BELIEVE I CAN FL-

Y/N: NO NO, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE!

Atantu: *licks* You can't stop me~

Ddraig: Y/N RUN!

Y/N runs around the area, avoiding Atantu who was chasing him before she grabs him and sits on his lap.



Atantu: *licks mouth* Watcha gonna do when you're here with a horny lizard like me?~

Y/N: Bet the girls will stop you. Why's it that you do this though?





Atantu: *sigh* You're the first human that's been so nice to me....not even scared and you treat me as you treat everyone else. Plus you're strong too.

Y/N(FC): UH...............

They turn to find Y/N's counterpart with his girlfriends and Y/N's friends who saw Atantu who was at an 8 feet height sitting on his lap as he laid on the ground.




Bakugou:......Damn did we come at a bad time?

Y/N: It's not what it looks like.

Gojo: *smirk* You sure?

Kaneki: Ah.........*cough* Excuse me there.

Ruby: Y/N you got dating proposals all over the multiverse.

Ruby held a scythe, a mad grin on her face as she looked like she was ready to kill some people as she handed one unopened letter to Y/N.

Y/N: *rips letter* Now let me-

Ruby: MOM?!

Everyone's eyes bulged out as the first letter was from Yang and Ruby's true mom.


Sorry, couldn't really find a way to talk cause my daughters are always with ya.

To be honest, I never had felt true attraction to anyone besides my daughters. But you are different. I would like to be able to know you better as a person, and I don't mind our daughters coming to the time we are together cause they'll insist either way.

Ruby/Yang: THAT'S RIGHT!

Goo: 'Damn he really bagged a milf.'

Y/N: Alright next one.

Name's Eto!

Wanna hang out later? You're human but I feel as if we will get along well together! I wanna see all your sisters too! THEY'RE SO CUTE!'

Tooru crushes the metal pipe she held, pouting while Y/N reads the other letters.

Y/N: Revy- wait Freya?

All the girls growled, Y/N's friends backing away as he yells out to them.

Y/N: I'LL CATCH UP TO Y'ALL IN AN HOUR!

Everyone: SEE YA!

They leave and the girls read the letters while Atantu still sat on Y/N's lap, now calmed down by his aura and everyone looks at the letters.




Revy2: I don't mind having the other Revy as a sister in law.

Everyone: NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!

Y/N sweats as his girlfriends and some others argue with each other, not wanting to die from the fight or literally die in bed as he struggles to get out of the mess.



Ddraig: 'You're an infinte times much better than the pervert.'

Y/N: 'Yes.....BUT GET ME OUT OF HERE!'

Ddraig: 'Nah you're on your own. You got all these girls, I ain't angering them. If you die in bed you at least die happily.'

Next Chapter:

Extermination Mission (3/4)

Party (4/4)

New People- What the Fuck

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