46. Alternates Visiting the Neighborhood (1/2)
3RD PERSON POV
William/William2: YOU'RE ME!
Jane/Jane2/Jane3: And you're me.
John/John2: AYO YOU'RE ME!
Another alternate version of Jane's world came for a tour: government, students and all while Y/N was walking towards a tree.
Y/N: *hum* Mmmmmm~
*WHOOSH*
Everyone(Except those living in area): WHAT THE FUCK?!
Y/N: Oops wrong form.
*WHOOSH*
Y/N: Now that's better!
*FLASH*
Y/N flashes for a moment and all the grass on one lawn and the bushes were sheered, the leftovers disappearing instantly before he flashes back into place.
Y/N: Hello there!
Jane3: And this must be.....
John: Y/N. He's kinda the reason why we're living here in this world. I ain't complaining though.
Jane: Why is it that you um......
Jane3: I got permission from the government to go here per request by the Administrator.
One of the government officials raises a brow, indirectly warning her not to give too much permission though they wondered how Jane and Jane 2 were able to be so free.
Blyke2: Yo I-
Camera Man: Y/N.
Everyone screams as the titans appear out of nowhere while flying toilets with guns and such were also there.
Tv Titan: SEILAMONA FO DLROW REHTONA NI HCAERB A NEEB SAH EREHT
Y/N: Alright then.
His arms and head turn into guns before he jumps into the sky, flying with Infinity Jetpacks on his backs
Y/N: Show me the world!
They all fly away, Ruby tilting her head before she runs over to TV woman with her scythe and a couple others before they teleport away.
James: Just friends ya know. They work together, fight together, have fun together. They're well known around these areas.
Later
Cinder2: WITH THE NEW GRIMM I CAN FINALLY OBTAIN THE RELICS FOR SALEM!
Ozpin2: We will see about that.
A horde of grimm including massive dragon grimms, other ones and more along with Cinder's team, Hazel, Tyrian, and Adam stood on Cinder's side while Ozpin had his huntsman and teachers and Ironwood who had 3 big warships ready to fire.
Cinder2: ATTACK-
*SLICE*
Her grimm arm was sliced off out of nowhere, making her scream though everyone was surprised to find a second Ruby emerging out of nowhere with a crazed look on her face.
Ruby: *grin* There's a lot more grimm in this world than there's supposed to be~ Looks like we have to cut them all down~
G-Man: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
*BOOM*
G-Man (armed with 8 blasters and more protection) and hundreds of flying toilets started firing from a distance, massacring the grimm while the titans dive bombed from the sky and started blowing up all the enemies they see. Ozpin's side watches, stupefied as Ruby twirled her scythe.
Ruby: Let's dance shall we?
FIGHT
*SLASH*
Tyrian was about to charge forward when Ruby swung her scythe, the high frequency vibration combined with her massively increased strength from before allowing for her to shatter his aura and slice him in half in one blow.
Ruby: Cmon is that the best you got?~
*BOOM*
Ruby turns around, grabbing Mercury's neck as he was surprised how she could see through Emerald's illusion before slamming him down with such force the ground craters beneath him, debris flung into the air, and his neck snaps from how hard she squeezed.
Ruby: PATHETIC.
*SLICE*
She twirls her scythe before slicing through Emerald's weapons and Mercury's legs, kicking the girl with such force she destroyed her ribs, causing blood to shoot out from her mouth.
Cinder: HAZEL! I WILL HANDLE THIS-
*SLICE*
Y/N slices her in half at light speed before his arms form into guns and he obliterates any remains of her body.
Ruby: *pout* Cmon Y/N I wanted to fight her!
Y/N: Ruby the Titan Camera Man needs to be elsewhere and I promised to neutralize the threat in this world quick- Ah you killed them already.
Ruby: *happy* I got stronger~ Are you proud of me?~
Y/N: Maybe......less killing?
Ruby: Nah.
He sighs before transforming and ruffling her bloodied hair, Ruby giggling while Ruby2 stares at her with her eyes bulging.
Later
Guts2:...........Huh.
He stared at his female self and another Casca awkwardly who were hugging Y/N and snoring as he told the guy they were dating.
Guts2: They seems....comfortable with you.
Y/N: Yeah....they been through rough times.
Casca2: Are they perhaps.....tired?
Y/N: Been up all night so they're sleeping.
Casca2:.....Did you two....*awkward* Perhaps sleep together?
Y/N: Yeah.
Guts2:....
Y/N: I made sure it was comfortable for them both when we SLEEP.
Casca: *snore* Y/N~ Please don't *snore* Leave my side....
Guts: *snore* So....good~
Y/N:.........
They proceeded to make some of the most sus noises, Y/N sweating profusely as the two stare at him intensely.
Y/N:....................
Guts2/Casca2:...........
Y/N:.........I can explain.
Later
Ruby2: Woah.........
Everyone looks in awe at the neighborhood when Yang suddenly held onto Rover, trying to stop him from running after Blake who hissed at him while sitting on a tree.
Yang: ROVER I SAID BE NICE!
Rover whines, jumping up and down before his ears droop though Ruby scratches them.
Ruby: Eh he's still learning.
Ruby2: YOU THERE!
Ruby: *gasp* IT'S ANOTHER ME!
Ruby jumps onto the ground, cratering it before the two zoom to each other.
*HUG*
Ruby2: ACK! MY BACK!
Ruby chuckles, letting go of the other Ruby as Yang pops into view.
Yang2: *grin* Looks like there's another me-
Her face fell, seeing Yang's arms.
Yang: What's wrong?
Yang2: *chuckle* You must train a lot Hehe.....what's with your arms?
Yang's face fell, the atmosphere darkening as Ruby winces.
Ruby: Um......let's not talk about scars.
Ruby2: Is it.......from an accident?
Ruby: No.
Ruby2: A fight?
Ruby: No.
Yang2:..........'Aw man why does she have bigger boobs than me?'
Blake2: Where are your parents?
Yang stiffens, the other team RWBY immediately noticing how.....scared she looked as Yang2 narrows her eyes.
Yang2:.....Don't tell me your parents-
Yang: *sigh* Yeah....it kinda bothers me even now. *smile* But at least I now have the best mom in the world!
Raven: *chuckle* Hello there my little dragon~
She ruffles Yang's hair, earning a whine though Yang2's jaws dropped.
Yang2: Y-You-
Raven: I'm not your Raven....but safe to say I was an entirely much BETTER parent than the asshole Tai was.
Ruby2: *worry* Did you....go through the same thing?
Ruby: Yeah but-
Ruby2 lifts Ruby's shirt up, revealing the horrific scars before hugging her.
Ruby2: *pout* I can assure you MY dad is the best one out there!
Ruby: What about mom here?
Yang2: She abandoned me when I was born.
Raven:............
Raven: Perhaps I should go speak to her.
Y/N: Raven we can do that later.
Yang2: So Um......mom- I mean you're not my mom- but......
Raven ruffles her hair too, seeing how curious Yang2 was while Ruby2 also zooms right to her.
Raven: Call me whatever you like.
Ruby2: *awe* Youareareallygoodmomwhathapoeendinthefamilyhowdiditcometobewhatdoyoudoasagoodmom-
Ruby bonks her head, earning an ow as Raven sits down on a bench and the two alternates sit down enthusiastically.
Yang2: So Um.......how's life?
Raven: Pretty good. I do have an inkling of where my other self is........*cracks knuckles* And I'm gonna give her a peace of my mind.
Ruby2: L-Let's be nice-
Yang: Can't convince mom other Rubes. She's probably stronger than your mom other me and she's very.....VERY adamant about meeting her.
Yang2: Well she's dead.
Raven hugs the 4, talking with them while Blake2 and Blake felt each other's ears and Weiss2 was running from Rover after trying to play with him.
Later
Manny:.......
Ayano2/Yuno2: *hug* Senpai.....I love you~
Charlotte was hugging him with a jealous look on his face while Y/N had Mei, Ayano, Saiko, and Yuno hug him as well.
Manny: *plead* Please help me.
Y/N: Having 2 yandere girlfriends is going to be a challenge....unlike me, you're still human and they'll demand a lot of attention. However, I know exactly what to teach you.
He slaps a book down titled How to Please and Deal with a Yandere Girlfriend 101: Big ass Collection and Manny picks it up though the alternate yanderes had heart eyes.
Yuno: *happy* 'Senpai is learning how to treat us better~ He should learn...cause he knows the consequences of betraying us~'
Mei: Uh.....Y/N? You might wanna look behind you-
Atantu: Disgusting humans.......
She growls, trying to intimidate them though Y/N kept a straight face.
Y/N:.....I'm assuming you're part of the-
Atantu: Caretaking program bla bla bla yeah.......
She suddenly had an interested look on her face as she stares into Y/N's eyes, fascinated by his lack of fear for how she looked.
Atantu:.......Fucking perv.
Y/N: You're literally like 11 feet tall.
Atantu:....'My human mate~'
Ddraig: '......She said my human mate. Partner, you're in for a rough ride now.'
Y/N's face fell as Atantu leans forward, sniffing his hair while her head morphs to that of her lizard form yet she still maintained her massive humanoid body.
Atantu: 'So much carnage....so strong.....so caring......so cute- FUCK THESE CARNAL INSTINCTS! I WILL NOT GET TURNED ON BY A LOWLY HUMAN!'
Ddraig: 'Partner she's turned on by your scent! SHE'S FUCKING OVERPOWERED TOO!'
Y/N: 'Oh fuck me.'
Girls: Y/N is there a problem?
Y/N was sweating as everyone stares at him with different intentions: his yandere girlfriends holding knives and staring daggers at Atantu who had a mischievous, excited look on her face, Manny wanting help not to die in the next week, his rather "unwelcomed" girlfriends happy that Y/N was helping Manny "learn," and Saki who was looking at him with a file in hand.
Saki:.....More coming in a month. Some are rather....non human in appearance. Kinda like Renamon. Anthro like. More pets. More girls. I-
Y/N:.........I HAVE MORE THAN 20 LIVING IN MY HOME AND I AM SPENDING MILLIONS AND-
Later
Y/N: Well fuck me we're saving the Titanic for no reason.
Toilets/G-Man: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
Speaker Men/TV Men/Camera Men: *shrug*
All the people onboard scream at the sight of the toilets and speaker men who jump onto deck of the sinking ship and had inflatable boats and other air vehicles.
Large Speakerman: Come on in. There ain't a ship that's gonna save you all.
???: G-GOD HAS COME TO SAVE US!
Camera Man:.........Really?
Meanwhile Y/N was watching a literal movie on an iceberg on Titan TV man's screen with the other titans and the main couple of the world they were in.
Jack:....*whistle* Not bad...it's a pretty good movie. Idea of different worlds though.......pretty neat.
Rose: But......did they really have to do that scene of Jack Um.....
Y/N: It's a movie so don't judge what the actors do. As far as I know the multiverse has an infinite number of you guys.
Rose: It's pretty good I have to admit.....but what's this of us living in your world?
Y/N: No reason. Jed wants diversity though on our planet.
Jack:....Seems like an interesting idea. Ain't got nothing to lose.
Rose:.........I do agree.
Y/N: *chuckle* That asshole.........Fuck Cal am I right?
They chuckle before making jokes about him, all the passengers being rescued by submarines and boats and more though Cal was secretly knocked off the ship to his death.
Jack: So what's this IPhone I'm hearing from you? Advanced cars...tools...easy electricity....what's there for us to learn about?
Y/N: Well you see....I-
Later
Y/N:......Why's there 4 Collei's?
Collei, Collei(Alt), Collei2 and 3 looked at each other sheepishly, other alternates looking at each other before he pats Collei's hair and gives Collei(Alt) a noogie.
Collei(Alt): *embarrassed* AH!
Eri: BIG BROTHER THERE'S A MONSTER HERE!
*TWACK*
Y/N teleports to her room to find the door open, a big hairy monster being whacked in the head by a baseball bat as Eri beats him.
Y/N:.........
He walks out the door, grabs the green monster right across the room as the sirens were alerted before dragging him into the room and he teleports them to the living room.
Y/N: You two. Explain now why I saw you in my little sister's bedroom.
They were terrified, Y/N transforming into the katana devil though this got them confused.
Mike: Wait aren't you a monster?
Y/N: This is my devil form. I'm still human. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME?!
Sullivan: OK OK!
He threatens them along with all the girls in the house, Atantu growling as they try to explain why they're there and about the system of their world.
Aya: So you get energy by screaming? That's weird.
Y/N: We get energy though many things like electricity, wind, solar energy and more.
Mike:....Huh. That's interesting- WHAT AM I DOING HERE WE ARE IN THE ROOM FULL OF CHILDREN-
Everyone: Most of us are adults idiot.
Mike: Nevermind.
Sullivan: So we're not scary?
Yang: Grimms are worse. There's all kinds of monsters around the world.
Mike: Ah..........wait.......are-
Y/N: Wait how the fuck did you end up here through the door?
Mike: Science stuff buddy- I MEAN HUMAN!
Sullivan: Is this your dog?
Rover pants, wagging his tail happily as his muzzle was ruffled by the big monster.
Y/N: How would they react if you came back?
Sullivan: A deep cleaning.....*shiver*
Mike: Good thing I got no hair.
Y/N: But it's gonna be excruciatingly painful. Alright then......
He teleports the two back to their world though many beings in hazmat suits waited.
Y/N: You two are cool in my book.....IF YOU FUCKERS ENTER MY HOME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION I WILL SKIN YOUR ASS ALIVE!
He turns into the chainsaw devil, startling them all before heading back through a portal.
Y/N: *hand out* Peace. Y'all are welcome to come to the human world whenever you want.
*WHOOSH*
Waternoose:..........Well........that was certainly interesting. At least tear his door down.
Later
Y/N:..............What the fuc-
Camera Man Commander: There's all kinds of worlds. Human World. Devil world. Demon World. Demi Human. Elves. Trolls. Who's to say a world full of furries is not possible?
Y/N:...........
Everyone:..................
Camera Man Commander: Kinda weird not gonna lie. But we got an anomaly extermination mission there. $50 million each. We're already very much funded for upgrades so this is easy as pie.
Y/N: Gotta donate some to this to charity.
Camera Man Commander: But first, taking out the titans and giants of Olympus.....for $100 million.
Y/N: This gonna be easy for me but......you sure you're all strong enough?
The camera men give a thumbs up, their looks different as they clearly had major upgrades while a portal opens besides them.
Y/N: I ain't gonna lie when Atantu went with me to buy groceries and a tournament there was tens of thousands of fanart of female scp 682 in the very next day. She's pissed though....but I guess it can't be helped. I'm literally being publicly called a furry by some outraged fans cause I'm dating Renamon and there's people accusing me of abusing the girls I care for. EVEN TAKING ME TO COURT AND I WON ALL OF THEM IN THE OTHER WORLD! I'M NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE AND MOLESTER AND RAPIST FOR FUCKING SAKE! I mean I definitely have a lot more supporters than haters according to Jed and I'm glad for their vocal support BUT STILL!
Ddraig: You got a chaotic and tough life ahead partner......the more popular the more they judge you.
TV Titan: .emoh ruoy ot teg ot woh wonk t'nod izzarapap eht tsael tA :|
Speaker Man: Can't be helped. The world ain't gonna see what you see. They judge from what they see and they're angry laws here are so much more different.
Nyra: Shall we head to our next world now?
They all looked at each other before nodding.
Y/N: Let's do this shit.
Atantu: Let me come~ After all, I have to look out for my mate in case he could potentially die~
Ddraig/Y/N: 'OH SHIT!'
He screams in his own mind as Atantu licks her mouth before they all flew through several portals, ready to enact chaos on unsuspecting demigods and gods.
Atantu: 'Thanks for taking me in though.'
Y/N: 'Ddraig what if I boost with the speed force?'
Ddraig: 'How the fuck am I gonna amplify INFINITE SPEED?! I mean you can improve your strength BUT SPEED FORCE IS FUCKING BROKEN!'
Next Chapter:
Trolling Olympus (2/4)
Gods Die Too (3/4)
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