3RD PERSON POV

Benny:....Revy is it me or is that your secret younger sis or something?

Revy2:.........

Revy: Uh.....I want that.

???: 'Kay that'll be $23.80 total!

Y/N pays for the meal before devouring his portion in seconds while Revy eats hers. They sat down, Y/N pulling a big ass TV and a computer before turning on Wi-Fi from a portal and they grabbed separate controllers.

Revy: Alright let's play. I know it's been like.......1-214 in terms of our record BUT I'LL BEAT YOU THIS- wait.....Ah.

Y/N: Yeah we're playing tournament out here while waiting for your alternate, older self.

Revy: 'Kay....so it's my turn first.

She goes into the bracket chat, looking for her opponent and typing into the computer before entering the room as she plays. Y/N however could feel the breath of 4 people on his neck though he pays no attention and watches attentively.

Revy:......Well that was easy. Alright your turn.

Y/N: I'm seeded 12th place here cause I only entered like one single tournament and never played Wi-Fi tournaments....alright that changes. I got plenty of time to enter offline tournaments for the championship for HOLY- $2,200,000 MILLION- alright I'm grinding the shit out of this then.

He obliterates his opponent and puts in the info before giving the controller back to Revy.

Revy2: Damn you're good.

Revy: Thanks......wait what-

Dutch: So care to explain what you meant by alternate self?

Y/N: I just went here to this universe cause Revy wanted to see an alternate version of herself for fun. We couldn't find you anywhere so we entered a game tournament to pass time though it seems you're already here.

Revy2: So other me.....what's this guy's relation to you?

Revy: Big brother. He ain't my biological brother but.....he's a better caretaker than my fucking father will ever be.

Revy2: Did your father Um....

Revy: Insulted me, hit me with beer bottles, get fucking drunk with all the abuse and stuff yeah. He's dead now though......you ok?

Revy2: Just some things I'd rather forget.

Revy: And there's the issue with my previous caretaker who Y/N killed.

Revy2: Who?

Revy: Some ass named Caleb. 'Kay I won Y/N get ready.

Y/N switches to his bracket account, making a room for him and his opponent while everyone watches.

Later

Revy2.......Eh?

Renamon: I live here too.

Kids: Us too.

Diclonius Girls: Me too!

Black Lagoon members stare at the household members, confused why there's so much girls and no boys while Y/N puts the gaming set up away through a portal.

Benny: They're....all girls.

Y/N: I have no explanation why it's all girls. You can ask Jed but as a god, he ain't giving a straight answer.

Dutch:.....I mean this is a really nice house but-

Revy2: *basement* HOLY SHIT THAT'S A FUCKTON OF GUNS!

Her friends and Y/N and Revy head to the basement to find the older Revy holding a bunch of guns in awe while they check the gun room.

Y/N: Yeah the house comes with it for some reason.

Dutch: Huh......

Rock: D-Does-

Y/N: The government's fine with it along with the caretaker program directors, higher ups, and Jed himself. It's legal for me.

Benny: *whistle* You got all kinds of guns here. A minigun? Sniper? LMG-

*BANG*

Y/N's arm forms into a machine gun before shooting at the target in the range, scoring a perfect score.

Y/N: What? I'm just testing the basics of my ability.

Dutch:......Somehow this doesn't surprise me.

Benny: Same.

Rock: W-What are you?

Y/N: You new to the business?

Rock: Well I only met these 3 for....a month?

Y/N: Yup.

Revy: *turns* Tournament took longer than I thought.

Revy2: I mean I ain't complaining. $600 for winning a tournament in 4-5 hours is pretty good......at least compared to your brother's $1200.

Y/N: I am a professional gamer of course I know her every move.

Benny: Hey what are these? It says Revy on them.

He held a big file with a bunch of papers that said CARETAKING HISTORY: REVY from a container.

Y/N: WAIT!

Revy2: Watcha hiding?

Revy: Don't touch that.

Revy grabs the files and stuffs them back.

Dutch: Didn't you say you were in the caretaking program before?

Y/N: She is.

Revy2: What's the deal with your previous caretaker?

Revy: I...don't want to talk about it.

They noticed how uncomfortable she was when Y/N held her close.

Y/N: It's a bit of a sensitive topicZ

Revy2: Ain't sensitive for us. What......happened?

Revy hugs Y/N from behind and closes her eyes as Y/N tells a wonderful story that left Revy2 enraged.

Revy2: HOW THE FUC- I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM-

Y/N: I killed him. I destroyed him. Literally punched his head till it was mush as he was struggling. If Renamon didn't shake me, I'd punching the bloody ground for several more minutes without knowing he was already dead.

Revy2:......Nice. Hey mind if I spend some quality time with my other self?

Dutch: Can we head back?

Y/N: Yeah go ahead.

He opens a portal which Dutch and Benny cross through while Rock shimmies his way nervously through.

Revy2: We been through shit so tell me what happened.

Later

Revy: It still hurts.......even when he's dead, I still get nightmares. At least it's all gone......

Revy2 pats her head along with Y/N while Renamon laid her head on his lap and Setsuna slept on all their laps.

Revy2: Yeah....I we been through shit. At least you're a kid and you could've still turned your life around. I'm stuck being Two Hands till.....I'm not sure.

Y/N: You know.....you could call it quits and come live in this world.

Revy2: It ain't easy changing you know.

Y/N: I have 2 agents hunted by the entire US government, an assassin that has killed hundreds and possibly thousands, a CIA agent that's literally superhuman in strength, a British secret agent that has pulled off the most improbable of tasks.....and much more.

Revy2:.....Damn. I guess it's possible but.......

Revy: You can move here whenever you want.

Revy2: I'll think about it.

Renamon: It's quite peaceful on the balcony.

Revy2: Yeah......been a while since I can relax like this.

Y/N: You should quit smoking.

Revy2: I'm stressed for life.

Revy: Then live here.

Revy2:....You know what? Might as well. Wait....what about-

Y/N: I'll lend you 3 million along with a house fully paid for. Houses here only cost like $400000 except for my mansion.

Revy2:.....Thanks.

Setsuna: *yawn* Ahhhh...I'm hungry~

The adult Revy scratches Setsuna's wolf ears, earning a pleased hum as she melts onto her.

Revy2:...But I don't know how the others will react, so give me a week to decide.

Y/N: Alright.

Renamon: You'll like it here.

Revy2 smiles, content with just living here in this world.

Revy2:....I like this place.

Later

Balalaika:...I see.

Dutch: Yeah apparently different worlds exist. This Y/N has enough ammunition in his own home to contest against an army in the thousands literally.

*WHOOSH*

Revy: CALL ME EVERYDAY!

Revy2: ALRIGHT SIS! YOU GOT IT!

Y/N: ROVER WANTS SOME HEAD PATS BEFORE YOU GO!

Revy2 pats Rover's massive head bulging out of the portal before it closes with Revy screaming goodbye.

Dutch: So how's your day been?

Revy2: Good....rather well actually.

Balalaika: So how's your....otherworldly guest.

Revy2: Bit cool....got a fuckton of girls and guns. Overall good in my book.

Benny: 'Why does she look so happy?'

Next Chapter: A Simple Day