3RD PERSON POV

Jason:...........

Aaron: So?

Jason: He's say he's going to make himself the most wanted man in our world to prove my innocence.

Aaron: Me too?

Jason: Practically expose everything.

James: And destroy my enemies from what I recall?

Jason: Yes.

Sam/John: Us too?

Jason: Yes.

John: *shrug* I'm not complaining.

Aaron: You're....not worried?

James: The gentleman can run from Italy to the US's Alaska in less than a second. He's more than capable of dodging light speed projectiles and may I say.....at point blank distance.

Sam: He's probably going to clown on them all.

Jason: Honestly I'd like to watch that.

Aaron nods align with everyone in understanding, interested in seeing Y/N clown on entire governments.

Later

Vosen:...........

???: Look.......I'm sorry but there's nothing we can even do.

Landy: Are you sure?

???: TASER HIM!

20 people tried to hold onto Y/N though he drags them easily with no issue down the hallway. Dozens of tasers were shot at Y/N though he somehow flashes out the way casually with the speed force, taking all their weapons away before throwing them out the window safely into a garbage bin.

Y/N: Nah I'm on a mission and I'm doing this whether you like it or not.

???: FIRE YOUR GUNS!

*BANG*

They phase through Y/N as he pushes the men out the way before they could get shot at. Y/N tries to be a gentlemen, grabbing every single gun from everyone and also throwing them out the window before walking through a vault into an office to retrieve some files.

Vosen:....Guns don't work. If it's 10, 20, or hundreds of fucking people it doesn't work. Tasers, knifes, even grenades and flash bangs don't faze him.

Landy:....Please tell me you didn't use missiles-

Vosen: That didn't work either.

Landy:....Can we negotiate with him?

???:...He's like a fucking terminator with a mouth to blab endlessly on and on.

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: WOO!

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Y/N filled the entire building with radios and played Never Gonna Give You Up, people laughing outside while agents and government officials were panicking at their secrets being revealed in the web with those around Vosen frantically trying to delete the files from the internet.

Vosen:......Fucking GODDAMNIT-

Jason: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Jason quickly closes the portal using a device that allows him to make them before an agent could fire their gun at him.

Aaron:....Damn.

Jason: I kinda recommended that.

Later

Jason/John/James/Sam/Aaron: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They were all rolling on the floor laughing, while their loved ones looked at them weirdly.

Mathilde: *giggle* Hehehe....

Y/N: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

*BANG*

Y/N: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

Y/N was dodging automatic gun fire by dancing before taking their guns away.

Y/N: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!

*BAM*

He punches a tank through dozens of others before running at 200 mph as jets flew after him.

Y/N: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!

Y/N: Yo.

Y/N makes the chad face, the soldiers shooting from the helicopter dropping their weapons before parachuting out along with the pilot to surrender as he punches the controls to induce his own electricity.

Y/N: HELICOPTER! HELICOPTER!

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He hooks on cargo containing data before making the helicopter shoot into the sky at 1750 mph, laughing while the entire military was following him.

Y/N: NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, NOT IF I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

???: *radio* STAND DOWN OR WE'LL SHOOT YOUR HELICOPTER DOWN!

Y/N: WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED!

???: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS ISN'T A JOKE!

Y/N: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!

Later

Aya: Aahhhhh.....

Guts grumbles, feeding her some food for some reason though her face softens at how adorable the 14 year old looked to everyone and sad she also looked.

Diana/Barbara/Alicia/Cynthia: Hey.....maybe smile?

Aya: Like this?

Eri/Sakura: Aw..........

*BOOM*

Y/N suddenly flashes into the room, holding groceries before smacking them down.

Girls: Y/N!

Y/N: Hey girls I bought groceries for today-

Ruby: Y/N how dare those people try to hurt you. I will slit their throats gut them like a fi-

Yang/Y/N: Ruby.....calm down.

Shouko: *giggling* Iz funny doe.

*BEEP*

His phone beeps as he picks up-

Jed: Sorry for the short notice but we got 4 other girls.....or 3 girls and one......well you should check it out. I told you not all of them are gonna be human.

Y/N:...............Alright.

He walks over to the door and opens it-

*STABBED BY THROWN KNIFE*

Saiko: *panic* AH! SORR-

Y/N puts her down, ripping the knife from his chest as it heals before grabbing the wrists of two other girls.

Y/N: Please calm down.

Ayano/Yuno: But she attacked- Ow!

Y/N squeezes their cheek, pulling them as they whine and pleaded for him to let go which he did.

Y/N: Ruby no.

Ruby held her scythe, ready to decapitate Saiko if it wasn't for Y/N stopping her.

Saiko: 'Oh my~ My Senpai is handsome~'

Yuno/Ayano: 'She has the same eyes as us......we might get along well~'

Y/N: Welcome to my home. Now, I need to be elsewhere in 5 minutes so get comfortable! One....two....three....four- what in the fuc-

Renamon: Hello.

Y/N: 'Dear Author....*looks at screen* you truly brought me and this story to the dark side after all this time.....WHY?!'

Author: 'Wait what?'

HOW COULD YOU AUTHOR?!

BANISHING AUTHOR FROM THE STORY

Author: 'NOOOOOOO!!!!!'

Y/N: 'FUCK YOU AUTHOR!'

RESUMING STORY

FIXING 4TH WALL

Y/N:.....Now you're all here I just gotta go fas-

Gojo: Yo-

*WHOOSH*

Y/N nearly slapped him though he teleports away much to his surprise.

Y/N: Impossible.

Gojo: Huh....speed force is pretty nice-

Y/N: But to counter that, Jed gave me Infinity and the ability to use hollow purple.

Gojo: Well that's not fair.

Y/N: So wanna troll entire governments with me then?

Gojo: Sure- WOAH!

He dodges three knives before he and Y/N flashed away.

Rei: May you 4 come in?

Later

Gojo/Y/N: Lalalalalalla~

They all ran like this as government and EMBER agents all followed them, trying to obliterate them with every weaponry they have though they dodge. It's like they had a literal army behind them yet they didn't even care.

Agents: GET BACK HERE AND DIE!

Gojo/Y/N: *AGGRESSIVE FORTNITE DANCING MOVEMENTS*

The agents all freeze in their tracks as Y/N and Gojo protected their eyes with some specialized sunglasses before cinema noises were heard and they agents all knocked each other out along with the entire army falling unconscious with vehicles crash landing.

Tv Titan: :3

Gojo: Eh no one's dead.

Several speaker man agreed as they danced to their next target which was the main Spectre base after the other 2 were saved or taken down by Y/N.

Later

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Orrin: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MUSIC-

He looks out his window only to find his two best agents shot with ability disablers while people with camera heads, speaker heads, and TV heads danced right into the main base while every agent was trying to run from the monstrosity that is this army.

Orrin: HUH?!

*BOOM*

Gojo/Y/N: ORRIN WE CAME FOR THAT ASS!

Orrin: AAAAAAHHHHHHH-

*BOOM*

Orrin fucking dies and respawns unconscious in the funniest position ever.

Gojo: Alright just there and there and there and there.

He takes dozens of photos all at once of Orrin before uploading them to the internet with a few words(sentences) on his post as they dance out the room.

Later

*BOOM*

Gojo: I mean.....it works.

Y/N: I don't think I'm supposed to flip the entire planet......Ah my bad.

Villains and such laid defeated by his feet, a bounty from different worlds totaling to 50 billion dollars though that wouldn't exist anymore as all governments were practically destroyed.

Y/N: 'Should I turn myself in to get the bounty?.....Maybe.'

They waved goodbye to the speaker men, camera men, and TV men as they teleport back home before Y/N runs at the speed of light, phasing through the front door and scaring Eri before he zooms in and out of the extra rooms to set them up.

Layla: Y/N, you know that you don't need to do that now right?

Y/N stops, holding two beds and a chair on his head before zooming out and then sitting on the sofa.

Y/N: Figured.

He mows down the entire sandwich given to him in 2 seconds before zooming to take a bath though his girlfriends and Yang and Tooru followed him.

Renamon: A rather unnatural digestive system with absurd speed and power......

Diclonius Girls/Everyone: That's just Y/N.

Saiko/Ayano/Yuno: 'Why do I feel jealous?'

Y/N: 'What is my life? Why is it getting harder to accomplish all my goals?'

Next Chapter:

Comfort 18+

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