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Hey guys, Keemstar here! *chuckles awkwardly*

Just kidding, it's your boi PEWDIEPIE!

I should really stop, maybe play some Minecraft or something. Just kidding, I still want to live.

Anyways, welcome to my book; The Burger King and Queen. If you aren't reading this, then I guess you're not welcome.

This is the first book to a series, specifically the Late Night Date Series. Just so you know, you can read this book series out of order because the characters in this book are only in this book. 

Also, (shameless self promo) I have another series kind of like this series except they are short stories. Check them out if you want I guess. I forgot to mention the series' name, shoot, I'm a retard. It's called The Sweet Talk Series, read it or you might accidentally be murdered.

Anyways, a note for you guys, this book is mainly based on phone calls, so it's a dialogue book. This book also covers a couple of swear words and also the topic of interacial relationships. 

If you don't know what an interracial relationship is, it is when two people of different race date/marry/etc. This term can also apply for people of different ethnicities as well because even if you trace you ancestry back to the same continent as your partner, your country's cultures would obviously differ. Intereligious relationships are also used in my books as well.

If you aren't comfortable with these topics, I do suggest you find another book.

Anyways, back to me being a total loser, this book might have a handful of jokes that only some people will get. For example, I live in the U.S.A, so I will be putting some american jokes in here that probably only Americans will get, unless you spend WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET, then you'll get them as well.

This book is MY original idea and anyone who decides they want to copy my video will get a copyright strike. Wait, sorry wrong forum. Anyone who decides they want to copy the book word for word WILL BE EXECUTED! Or be fined a small loan of a million dollars. Seriously though, if you copy my book I will find you and make sure you die a slow death by watching Minecraft let's play intros. 

If you happen to be reading this on any other website/forum that is NOT Wattpad, please exit out of the website immediately. You are at high risk for a virus on your laptop/tablet/phone. 

This book takes place in the U.S.A, so if you have any problem with that you better run, better run, faster than our guns. Specifically, it takes place in the state of Oklahoma, which is a southern/mid-western state that borders the great state of Texas. You know what they say about Oklahoma: "10 DAYS TORNADO FREE is a blessing sent down by the heavens themselves."

I know that some of you out there may be bilingual, I am as well. I speak fluent English and I don't give a sausage, so if you want to translate this book into another language, I am perfectly fine with that. Please credit me in the translated book and contact me before you publish the book.

Any fanart, covers, banners, or trailers will be added at the end of the book. All of you will be credited.

Thank you for reading this, and if you didn't well you'll never be thanked. Enjoy the book comment, vote, and follow me because I'm the leader of the Jake Paulers, the strongest army out there. *dab* Seriously though follow me to become a follower of me.

|| AWARDS ||

Placed Third in Humor in the Butterfly Fly Away Awards 

Tied First in Humor in the Midnight Awards

Second in Humor in the Mystical Awards

Fifth in Humor in the Azul Awards

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