"This is Burger King, how may I help you?"

"Hello, how are you?"

"Oh it's you, you little piece of sh-"

"Yeah, I kind of have family over so don't say your Harry Potter spells. Or at least out loud."

"Do you have bad connection or something, because I'm either deaf or you're at a Taylor Swift concert."

"No, that's just my family."

"Well, your family is making my ears bleed."

"If you think this is loud you should see my whole family get together."

"Wait, your whole family isn't there?"

"Nope, just my dad's side. Well, half of my dad's side, the other half is one hour late, but that's not that bad."

"What the actual fu-"

"Shh, my younger cousin is right beside me."

"Geez, sorry."

"You're forgiven. Wait a minute. Hola abuela!"

"Okay, I believe that's spanish. I have some hint of who she is."

". . ."

"Hello?"

". . ."

"Wasn't your family really loud before?"

". . ."

"She hung up on me, should've noticed."