Inspired by OpefuLee chaotic childhood ☠ this gotta be the most chaotic one yet so far LMFAOOO

RP: BOYSSSSS

RP: You all need to come down here and finish this pasta salad I made for you all! I'm not letting it go to waste like a bunch of other meals I made for you did!

JD: But Grandmaaaa-

RP: No! Down here, now!

BroZ: all trudge downstairs in a single file line and walk to the kitchen where Grandma is pointing to a bowl of pasta salad..that does not look fresh

C: cringes ..you want us to finish that-

RP: Look here- everytime I cook for you five you never finish it, so I'm gonna start making you finish what I already made before I decide to cook anything else!

S: But Grandma that actually doesn't look-

JD: It's not-

RP: Enough! Grab a plate and get munchin!

C: WHY DOESN'T BRANCH HAVE TO

RP: Because he's still a baby so he has an excuse

B: laughs

C: Little shi-

RP: HEY

JD: But he knows how to talk a little more now!

RP: LISTEN, nobody's leaving this table until these plates are empty, ALL OF EM

BroZ: look at each other worriedly then back at the.. definitely not fresh food and walk over to the cabinet to grab their own plates and forks

RP: There you go. I'll be back later to check and make sure you've all finished. starts walking away make sure to try and be done before bed too!

BroZ: all sit down

JD: Ughhhhh do we seriously have to EAT THIS, we ate some like a few days ago!!

S: It doesn't even.. look right pokes with his fork it definitely didn't look like this when we first ate it- which was barely any

F: yea, what's this blue spotty stuff? tilts his head and moves it closer to his plate and gets a whiff of it and jumps back AH, and whats that smell?!!

JD: I would've made us something but Grandma barely lets me in the kitchen as it is, only when she's sleeping am I able to actually able to cook stuff-

C: Yeah gotta admit, ever since you first started learning how to cook I'd rather be eating it than stuff like this grabs a piece and holds it to his face then bites it a little and holds back the urge to throw the fork across the room yeah

JD: Maybe she's trying to poison us..

F: Grandma wouldn't do that! Maybe it still tastes good!

C: Yeah okay let's make Floyd eat for us then

F: HUH raises his head

S: smacks the back of his head

S: Guys come on if we dont just eat it and get it over with we're not leaving this table

C: Orrrr we can throw it in the TRASH

S: Hmm nah I don't think John can eat that much

JD: WHAT

C: Ooooh good one

S&C: smirk and dap each other up

JD: slams the table and stands up in his chair YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCHA-

RP: I HOPE ALL THAT YELLING DOWN THERE IS JUST THE SOUND OF YOU ALL ENJOYING YOUR FOOD

JD: groans and sits down, glaring down at his plate

S: Okay okay, in all seriousness we can't do the trash because she'll still see it in there

C: True true, let's just- FLOYD WHAT ARE YOU-

F: is chowing down his food I was getting stressed with you all yelling so i started eating- and it's actually not bad.. if you remove the blue stuff

C&JD&S: blink and stare at him then at each other then slowly down at their food

S: siiiiighs and picks up his fork and starts eating slowly

JD: SICK!

C: trembles with his fork while picking up the fork and hesitates for a second before putting it in his mouth

S: hmm.. yeah it's.. actually fine

C: ...drops the fork and snatches his plate and gobbles it down

JD: what the- YOU GUYS WEREN'T EATING IT LIKE THIS A FEW DAYS AGO

C: yeah because we weren't being forced to eat- finishes his plate then looks at John's you gonna eat that-

JD: cringes then looks at his plate again and sighs deeply

JD: You know what, fine- picks up his fork and starts eating his

JD: Oh.. oh you know what it isn't that ba-

literally six hours later

C: FLOOOOOOYD HURRY UUUUUUUPPPPPP is banging on the bathroom door

F: W-WAIT YOUR TU- MMPH- empties his stomach in the toilet loudly

C: YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR HOOOUURSSSS IM ABOUT TO EXPLOOODEE!! WE HAVE SCHOOL IN THIRTY MINUTES!!!!

F: I SAID WAI- WOOAAGA- falls in the toilet

C: ...DID YOU DIE???

S: is trudging while holding a bag Clay just-HMPDF-gags get a bag he's not gonna be out anytime soo-BELGH-throws up

C: YEAH NOW HE WONT BECAUSE HES DROWNING IN HIS OWN VO-MEPFH-snatches Spruce's bag and throws up in it

S: WHAT THE FU-smacks a hand over his mouth and looks back and forth and runs off

RP: storms out of her room What in the love of everything good is going on out here?!! Why aren't you guys getting rea-

C: BLEGHDJAHA throws up all over the ground

RP: ....oh my-

F: flushes the toilet and swings the door open while coughing

F: That...took..fore-BLEGHSH throws up again

C: Oh.. look grandma he didn't drown after a-HMPSFG gags

RP: How.. picks up Floyd who has toilet water and bits of vomit on his face and cringes how are you all sick?! What happened?!

S: GANGWAY!!!!! MOVE MOVE MOVE shoves everyone and slams the bathroom door and lets all that pasta salad escape his stomach

C: Heyyyy..I was gonna go in-BLEGHSD just lays there on the ground

RP: Boys!! Talk to me why are you all throwing up all over the place!!

F: W-Well grandma- sniffs I think the blue stuff wasn't good and made our tummies not good.. I didn't eat it but I guess still made my tummy bad.. sniffs again

RP: Blue stuff???

C: You POISONED US- gags

RP: What?! Why would I ever- wait, where's John?

C: flops back again who?

RP: Your OLDEST BROTHER?

S: opens the door looking exhausted then gags again and covers his mouth but just burps Oh yeah he's out, he's literally drenched in his own vomit

RP: Oh..my..troll storms to their room but stops and turns around DO NOT go into my room your baby brother is in there! smacks a mask onto her face and walks inside

C: chuckles weakly Dude grandma it's just food poisoning we're not zombie-HMPF-

RP: John??? John!! Sweetheart where are you??

RP: hears slight mumbles nearby and turns around

JD: is literally face first in his own freaking vomit not attempting to move

RP: Oh for goodness sake- reaches to him and moves him over and sees his eyes closed and for a second panics thinking he died

RP: JOHN!! BOYS HAVE YOU CHECKED ON HIM SINCE THIS ALL STARTED?

S: is on the stairs for some reason How could we we're all vomiting our GUTS OUT!!!! BLESHSHHG- jerks his head forward

C: OH GREAT JOB SPRUCE HOW ARE WE GONNA GET DOWNSTAIRS NOW?!! throws up and falls on top of him

S: EWWWW GET OFF ME!! tries shoving him but just gives up and throws up again

F: WAAAAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!!!

C: YOU ARE HOME!!!! throws up on Spruce's lap

S: WHEN WILL THE NIGHTMARE BE OVERRRR finally pushes Clay off

RP: is still holding Floyd John!! John sweetie wake up!!

J: is unresponsive

RP: JOHN!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY YOUNG MAN WAKE-

J: coughs and slowly opens his eyes

J: G..Grandma?

RP: Ohhh thank goodne-

F: ...BLEHHDHF throws up on him

J: EWWWWW!! looks down at his vomit EWWWWWWWW!!

RP: Alright I've had enough of this- plops Floyd down next to John and goes to get Clay and Spruce

F: hiccups Hi John waves slowly

JD: No

F: Okay flops on his side

RP: Clay?? Spruce?? I need you to come with me- sees them at the stairs just laying there

S: Grandma.. he threw up on the stairs.. AND on me.. PLEASE pinch me I HAVE to be dreami- gags

C: THATS NOT TRUE, YOUUUUUU threw up on the stair- BLEHFH-

RP: sighs heavily and shakes her head this is gonna be a painfully long day..

timeskip to..five minutes later

BroZ: all in their beds.. with most of the vomit cleaned up

RP: Okay.. there!! I cleaned up most of the vomit.. you all are so lucky I adore you

RP: Now I've set bowls in front of you all in case you need to.. you know, again, so we don't have those kind of problems

F: yayyy I got a hat puts the bowl on his head

RP: No no baby that's not-

F: gags

RP: NO NO FLOYD TAKE IT OFF YOUR HEAD THATS FOR YOU TO-

F: covers his mouth

RP: snatches the bowl off his head and holds it under him

F: BLEGHHH

RP: sighs that's, what that is for

F: oooohhhh, throw up hat

RP: NO- sighs promise grandma you wont put it back on your head??

F: but it's hat I like haatttt

RP: Noooo if you put on hat you'll get even more sick okay? You don't wanna get more sick okaaaayyy?

F: okaaayyy flops back into his pillow nearly dropping the bowl

RP: AH- grabs the bowl and when you're DONE DOING YOUR BUSINESS.. set it somewhere where it won't fall or dump it in the toilet.. preferably the second option

C: blows his nose and throws it on the floor So we're still going to school right

RP: ..Clay, you all just got DONE emptying your entire system out not too long ago, and you're asking if you're still gonna go to school?

C: ....yea

RP: Well you're not grabs her bag you all need your rest

JD: Yyeeaahhh no school BOOYAH-gags

C: B-But I was supposed to go to the book club todaaaayy!! The sad one grandma!! I got recruited last week and it's our first meeting!!

RP: It's not gonna go anywhere, and neither is your stomach bug unless you rest

C: Buuuut-

RP: Nope, now I'm gonna leave out for a bit but before I do, I'm gonna bring you all something walks out

F: Candy?? lights up a bit

S: throws a pillow at him Why would she get cand- gags AWE LOOK YOU DI-throws up

JD: rolls his eyes You're so dramatic..flops his head back

F: but I want candyyyy whines

C: And I want my SAD BOOK CLUB BUT WE CAN'T ALL GET WHAT WE WANT NOW CAN WE

F: waaaaaaaa cries in monotone

C: ..what the fu-

JD: Damn all this vomit is making you guys go wonky does a belly laugh wait I shouldn't have- gags

RP: Okay boys, is bringing a television inside and sets it down I'm gonna set this in here so you can all watch TV okay? Do NOT fight over it, I know how you all get and you're all too sick to be fighting right now, pleaseeee take turns

F: groaning and says with very little enthusiam yaaayyy tvvvv- urrgggh my stomach flops on his face

S: Yeah we can try-

RP: I'm serious- now I'm gonna be out for a bit to get you guys some medicine and a few snacks like crackers and chicken noodle soup to help your tummies feel better

C: PLEAAASE GRANDMA MY TUMMY FEELS BE- gags and dunks his head in his bowl about to throw up again

RP: Clay for the last time you're not going to that damn book club- now me and your baby brother will be back soon okay? I'm putting the home telephone right here as well in case you need to call for anything puts it down next to the TV

F: yaaaayyy we can call for pizzaaaaa, with pineappleeeee

C,JD&S: .......GAG

RP: ...no Floyd, that'll upset your stomach more, now I gotta go, I'll be back walks out the room

B: pops out of her hair bye byee waves with a grabby hand

F: Nooooo Braaaanchh come baaackkk flops on his pillow

C: Welp that's one soldier down

S: We're all down you sack of sh-

JD: Hey hey guys let's have a party chuckles weakily

S: ..are we sure YOU'RE not the insane one-

JD: I'm the oldest that's not possible, and I'm not even moving

S: I will throw up on you-

JD: Do it

S:

S: raises a fist to his stomach

JD: Wait

JD: Wait wait wait WAI‐

S: punches his stomach

C: You are actually a moron-

JD: GET HIM AWAY- tries to run but instead falls off the bed

S: IM NOT EVEN NEAR YOU YE-BLEDGJDV throws up on the floor and misses the bowl

F: WAAAAA YOU GOT IT ON MY BEDDDD points to a tiny ass throw up droplet

JD: YEAH HAHA YOU DIDN'T GET ME-oop-BLEGHD misses the bowl as well

C: Grandma LITERALLY JUST CLEANED THE POD YOU BLOCKHEADS-BLEGHDH jerks his head into his bowl and throws up with them

S: coughs and wipes his mouth okay..we all need to stop..because EVERYTIME someone starts..its a never ending chain reaction..

JD: You're the one who punched your own freaking stomach you purple haired blueberry plum faced-gags

F: it's because we love each otheeerrrr slowly slides from his bed and just lays there on the floor face first

C: I don't know who you people are-hiccups I was FORCED TO LIVE YOU ALL AND START A BAND AND NOW WE'RE ALL HERE DYING hiccups THIS IS NOT HOW I PLANNED TO GO OUT!!!

F: shoots his head up WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE?!!!

S: NO-

C: YES!!!! flops back into the bowl to throw up again

F: NOOOOOOO throws a fit and flops on the floor

JD: I'm gonna lose it- ALL OF YOU SHUT THE- snatches his bowl and barfs

C: NO YOU SHUT THE mocks him throwing up UP

S: I TOLD YOU ALL TO STOP IT STARTS CHAIN REACTIONS!!! bops the back of John's head while he's throwing up

JD: stops midway and wipes his mouth DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL SPIT ON YO-BLEGHFG

S: UGHHHHHHH throws the bowl across the room and it hits the tv

C: ooOooOohhh you bROKE IIIITTT-BELEGH-

S: I DID NOT! groans where's the remote!!!

C: Up your ASSSUBLEHDFHS-

S: looks around and looks down at Floyd who's laying on it

S: slides him out of the way and grabs it

F: wheeeee push me again

S: No climbs on his bed

F: waaAAAAAA-BLEGH-

S: I'm gonna tone you all out before I throw up in the biggest bowl and dump it all over you clicks the TV on

F: can we watch spongebobbbb

S: flipping through the channels no

C: Yeah Floyd we need to watch something cooler like transformers

S: Also no

F: I want SPONGEBOBBBB

S: NO!

C: YOU HAVE SPONGEBOB RIGHT THERE!!!! points at John

JD: ...am I supposed to be laughing-

F: PLEEEAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

S: mumbles to himself toning you all out toning you all out toning you all out toning you all OUT

S: flips past a commercial with rhonda on it for 0.0000.00.1 seconds

JD:

JD: Spruce.

S: No

JD: Spruce.

S: No

JD: SPRUCE.

S: No

JD: GO BACK

S: No!!

JD: GO BACK NOOWWWW tries climbing to his bed

S: DON'T COME NEAR ME YOU SICKLY BEAST YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS

C: holds up a finger it's actually not-

S: I MEANT HIS SQUARENESS!!!

JD: MY SQUARENESS IS NOT CONTAGIOUS!!!

F: I WANNA BE SQUARE

JD: GIVE ME THAT REMOTE- jumps on him

S: GET THE F- starts putting his foot in his face

JD: GIVE IT, GIIIIVE IT-

JD: tries reaching for his arm then gets an idea and licks his foot

S: AAAAAAAHHHH- flops back and drops the remote SQUARE GERMS!!!!

JD: YES! GOT IT! uh oh- I shouldn't have- BLEGGJDD allll over Spruce's bed..and the remote

C&F: NOOOOOOO

S: YOU MOTHERF- throws up too THE CHAIN REACTION!!!!

C: OH CHAIN REACTION THIS CHAIN REACTION THAT CHAIN REACTION MY A- BLEGHGH

F: YAYYY WE'RE ALL CONNECTE-BLEGGHSHD

C: FLOYD I WILL LITERALLY DUMP MY BOWL ON-BLEGHJDC

--a few horrific minutes later--

BroZ: all laying there exhausted..and spongebob is actually playing on the tv

F: do you think when Branch comes back.. he'll throw up with us too

S: Floyd.. shut.. up-

F: yaaayyyy it's the perfect family harmonyyyyy

C: Shove that family harmony.. up your little-

JD: All of you shut it.. I've had enough of your knuckleheads for one day

S: We're around you everyday bozo

C: turns over to his side Where the heck is grandma, I'm hungry

S: Yeah me too, we've been throwing up all day..

F: Hmm..does anyone want music to feel better

C: Depends, looks over at him what you got

F: lights up My fish tank music! and grabs his toy and turns it on

C,JD&S:

JD: Oh not THIS AGAIN

S: groaning

C: Godddd turn it OFFFFF smushes a pillow on his face

F: hums while swaying his head back and forth

--thirty minutes later--

C: banging his head on the wall

S: says in an exasperated but tired voice Floyd.. I think we've heard enough..

F: Um.. I can't really turn it off

S: WHAT

JD: That's not how toys WORK

F: Well this one does!

F: holds it up Look! There's no off butto-

C: snatches it and goes downstairs and goes to the front door and throws it outside

C: goes back to his bed and flops on his face

JD,S,F:

F: tears up

S: You know what that honestly explains all those nights that it would be playing on loop for three hours-

JD: Uyghhhhh I just wanna see Rhonddaaaaa but Spruce wouldn't let me then he threw up on the remooooteeee

S: UM, that was NOT ME that was YOU! AND YOU LICKED MY FOOT!!

JD: Deserved-

S:

S: throws his pillow that has vomit on it at him

JD: ............oh you sick troll

S: sees it hit his cheek then realizes Wait, I didn't know there was vomit on it I swea-

JD: STAY THERE!!! stands up on his bed and is getting ready to throw it at him

S: NO-

JD: throws it but it hits Clay instead

JD: .....oh-

S: Great aim loser-

C:

C: So this what we doin now huh

JD: I meant that for Spruce-

C: stands up

JD: SIT DOWN-

C: grabs his bowl

JD: NO- NO NO NO YOU WOULDN'T

JD: IM YOUR FAVORITE BROTHER

C: LIES! SPRUCE IS!

S: GASPS YOU MEAN THAT??

C: .......NO! I LIED AGAIN! IM MY FAVORITE BROTHER!

S: I hope you slip and fall in your own sludge-

C: Love you too- anyways- GET READY JOHN

JD: IM SORRY!!!

S: Woah he said sorry for the third time

JD: HUSH YOU-

C: YAAAAAAA actually does trip and fall and the bowl spills on Floyd's bed

F: w-wha-

C: Ohhhhh shoot- Flo I'm sorry I didn't-

F: sniffs my plushiiEeeESSssss

JD: HA- YOU'RE SUCH A MORON

C: DONT CALL HIM THAT IT WAS MY FAULT

JD: I WAS TALKING TO YOU BANANA HAIR

C: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU STAY UP THERE YOU MINECRAFT SHAPED DOOFUS attempts to climb the bed

JD: YOU CANT GET ME NA NA NA NA NA dances while smacking his butt

C: gawks WHAT ARE YOU FIVE??

F: IM FIVE!! says while crying

S: Congrats I'm eleven-

S: ear twitches as he hears something wait, guys-

C: IM GONNA GET YOU!! tries to attack him

JD: AND IM GONNA THROW UP ON YOU IF YOU DONT GET OFF ME-

F: GUUUUYS STOOOPPP JUST WATCH SPONGEBOBBBB

meanwhile spongebob is not even on anymore

S: GUYS!!!! IT'S GRANDMA- I HEAR HER AT THE DOOR

everyone stops

JD: looks at Clay and kicks him off

C: OOF- OH NO OH NO OH NO

S: CLEAN UP THIS STINKIN VOMIT NOW!!!

JD: I AIN'T THE ONE WHO SLIPPED LIKE A DUMMY AND DROPPED MY BOWL knocks his bowl over while sitting up and it falls on the floor

BroZ: ..............

S: You were saying

F: ITS EVERYWHEREEEEEEEE

C: I SAY WE USE FLOYD'S HAIR AS A MOP-

F: WHAT?!!!!

S: smacks the back of his head WE ALL NEED TO CLEAN THIS UP RIGHT NOW OR WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK TOGETHER ALL SICKLY AND ICKLY

C: WE WON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO-

G: Boyssss? I'm home! Why did I find Floyd's toy fish tank outside what were you all doing?

BroZ: ............

G: Hellooooo?

C: ....SUP

S: smacks the back of his head

G: I'm gonna be up there soon okay? I'm just preparing all four of your soups first

F: What'd she say?

JD: She's gonna poison us again-

S: Wait, that's perfect!

JD: You WANNA get poisoned again?

S: What- no! That'll leave us enough time to clean up the mess!

C: What if we just throw up again while doing it-

S: Well.. honestly I'm feeling a little bit better, I can handle-

C: Okay yeah Spruce is gonna do it lays back in his bed

S: Oh no we're ALL DOING IT, YOU TWO NUTJOBS KEPT DROPPING YOUR BOWLS AND THROWING YOUR PILLOWS so you HAVE to help

C: But Floyd did it toooooo

F: gasp I did not!

S: Yeah Floyd didn't do anything, he had to sit back and watch the horror show you two put on, now let's go before we waste more time- walks to the bathroom to grab cleaning supplies

C: rolls his eyes or more guts-

JD: But I don't wannaaaaa

S: Well you can't watch rhonda again if the remote's not clean-

JD: Okay I guess I'll help climbs down

B: hobbles inside

C: Heyyy look who decided to join the throw up party

F: sees Branch and gasps Branch?? You came back for me?

B: looks around for a second then back at Floyd and climbs into bed with him

JD: ..okay can we talk about how he just ignored the fact that this is a VOMIT INFESTED ROOM

F: hmmmm snuggles Branch my tummy feels better

S: walks back in the room and drops a bucket of cleaning supplies ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LETS GET CLEANI-whhhy is branch in here

C: Just leave them be-

S: ....alright then, CLEAN, NOW throws rags at them

--five minutes later for the millionth time--

S: Phew, okay, that's done..

C: That took YEARS flops in his bed

C: ...the bowls are clean right

S: Yeah?

C: Good-BLEGHHD

S: facepalms

JD: Goosshhh I'm tired- lays back I'm never eating outside counter food again-

S: I wonder how grandma still hasn't even figured out that it was the food that got us sick

JD: says with his eyes shut Give her time she's old-

S: rolls his eyes playfully and lays back on his bed and sighs well, we had a long busy day of throwing up all over the place so, I'm gonna go to sleep

JD: Way ahead of you-snores

S: chuckles a little night pulls the blanket over him

--three minutes later--

RP: Hey boys? knocks on the door I have your soup, opens the door I just wanted to say I'm really sorry, I figured out the food was the reason why you all got sick and I didn't realize until I really looked at i-

RP: sees that they're all asleep and smiles and sets all their bowls down next to them and is about to close the door-

B: BLEGH-throws up on Floyd's arm

RP: .......

RP: Branch... you didn't even EAT THE FOOD

B: laughs and burps

F: wakes up slowly wha

F: looks at his arm

RP: Floyd, no, honey, it's okay-

F: Branch? Did you-

B: Hehe, BLEH BLEH

F: ....oh no.. chain reaction!!

RP: Chain what?!

F: Excuse me Grandma- turns the other way BLEGLGGE

B: HEHEHEHE-BLEGHGSJ

C: Ugh guys shut u-BLEGHJDJ-OH COME O-BGELGHKE

S: sits up What are you guys doi-BLEGGHGSH

JD: Will you guys STO-BLEGGGHNKGJNS

RP: blinks oh, I get it now

S: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OVE-BLEGGHLK

RP: IN THE BOWLS!!!!! IN THE BOWL- oh I give up- clean up these messes when you're done- shuts the door

S: ALRIGHT WHO DID IT, WHO STARTED IT?!?!?! BLEGGJSHH-

F: IT WAS BRANCH! NOW WE HAVE A PERFECT FAMILY HARMON- BLEGGKGHS

JD: WOULD YOU STOP WITH THAT-BLEGHKHS

C: YEAH FLOYD ITS FAMILY BARFONY SINCE WE CANT STOP FREAKING THROWING-BLEGGJGH

Bonus scene:

RP: is outside their room on the phone yes, doctor- I need an appointment RIGHT now for my extremely sick and reckless grandsons- no no I'll need you to come here there's no way I'm gonna risk them imploding my vehicle with vomit- what?? No they can't keep it in the bowls they always end up dropping it or try THROWING them at each other

from inside the room: S: STOP TRYING TO THROW YOUR DISGUSTING BOWL AT ME

RP: sighs Exactly my point- please get here soon- thank you hangs up and turns to the door and opens it AYE, ALL OF YOU, YOU'D ALL BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL SLEEPING IN YOUR OWN VOMIT TONIGH- GASP BRANCH!! DONT YOUR DARE EMPTY YOUR BOWELS IN THAT BOWL PUT YOUR DIAPER ON NOW!!

C: FLOYD TOLD HIM TO DO IT

F: I DID NOT!!!

a few minutes later

Doc: knocks Helloooo?

the door opens slightly

Doc: Huh, that's odd, I guess I'll just let myself in then

Doc: walks inside anyone here? looks at the stairs and walks up them

Doc: Ms. Rosiepuff? I'm here to check up Brozo-

Doc: sees the chaos from inside the room and all the vomit

JD,C: trying to strangle each other again

F: pops from the side of the door HELLO MR DOCTOR

Doc: AH-

S: pops from the other side PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME I CANT TAKE IT, THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!! BLEGHSJS throws up near his feet

Doc: backs away

Doc: oh my..

RP: Sorry, sorry I'm here! comes from her room What happened after the five seconds that I left doctor??

Doc: Ummm clears his throat they are all.. brothers, right?

RP: Yes?

Doc: Well uhm- clears his throat this seems to be a very serious case

RP: Oh no, puts her hands on her face I'm a terrible grandmother! How could I make them eat that expired salad!

Doc: Expired sala.. pauses well anyway, don't worry, it's nothing life threatening, but I should still probably tell you what's going on

RP: What is it?

Doc: Well according to the fact that they're all brothers being they're all related and.. this is happening, I can only conclude that they've all contracted-

Doc: takes off his glasses Chain virus

RP: ...I'm sorry what now??

Doc: Only siblings can catch this virus for some reason, and I can see here that whenever one of your grandsons gets sick-

F: BLEGHLELHS

S: FLOYD WILL YOU STO-BLEGHKJF

Doc: Yeah.. that happens. A chain reaction.

F: GAAAASSPSPP YAAAAY A CHAIN REACTIO- falls in his bowl BLEGHLKSH-

JD: THAT IS NOT YAY!!!! WHENEVER ONE OF YOU IDIOTS THROWS UP THAT MEANS WE-BLEGSJGH

C: This does NOT ANY EVOLUTIONARY SENSE-BLEVGJKSD falls off the bed

B: laughs while clapping then throws up and falls on Floyd

Doc: ...yup, basically. Just give them all the medicine they need and they should be back to normal soon, probably try separating them too so it's less likely that the next person will throw up after someone else does- you know try to stop the chain

F: NOOOO DONT TAKE BRANCH FROM M-GAGS

C: It'll just never leave me will it-GAG

S: It's not just YOU-GAG

JD: JUST SHUT U-GAG

Doc: Well, one more thing I think I can say is..at least that means that you all love each other

JD: WHAT

C: EW

S: HOW??

F: YAYYYY

Doc: Yes boys, the chain virus is a virus that falls under the category of sympathy viruses, which are only caught by families or siblings that have strong bonds or love for one another..which is 99.9% of the village

C: ...why is our world so WEIRD!!!! BLEGHDJFJ-

JD: NAAAAAH GET THAT OUTTA HERE-BLEGGJDJ

S: OH SERIOUSLY YOU TWO-BLEGHJKDH

F: OH WE LOVE EACH OTHER YAY IM SO HAPPY-BLEGGJKLS

B: YAYAYYAYA-BLLEGHJHH

Doc: ...yeah, I should probably get going now. Well madam, you know what to do. If you need anything else just call alright?

RP: sighs Alright, thank you doctor

Doc: nods Take care walks toward the stairs then stops and turns ..no really please do walks down the stairs

RP: sighs again Well, I feel a little better knowing that it also means that you boys love each other, but we should still try to figure out ways to make this less of a problem so you can all get better

JD: taps his chin ...what if we started hating each other, maybe it'll go away

RP: Oh that's not-

C: I ALREADY DO!! BLEGGH-

S: smirks the virus says otherwiiiiise-

F: Yeah! I could never hate you guy-BLEGH

S: GOSH DANGIT FLOY-BLEGHD

F: IM SORRRYYYY-I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH-BLEGHHJS

RP: sighs and shakes her head with a small smile these boys.. starts walking away I'll be back up with your medicine my angelssss

C: MEDICINE'S FOR CHUMPS-

RP: WELL YOU'RE TAKING IT leaves the room

F: THANKS GRANDMA-HMPFH-covers his mouth

S: Don't you do it-

F: exhales I'm okay, I'm okay..

S: lays back phew

F:

F: BLEHNKHGSH

S: THATS IT-HMPFJF-covers his mouth and grabs his pillow and dashes out the room and says from outside of it I HATE MY LIIIIIIFE-BLLEEEGGH

RP: says from downstairs DO NOT SAY HAAAAATE

F: SORRY SPRUCE!!-BLEGHJD

JD: HEYYY IT JUST MEANS HE LOVES YOU-BLARGJSJFJH

S: SCREW YOU!!! BLEGSH-

B: SCWEW YEW!! BLEEEGGHH-

S: NO BRANCH DONT SAY THA-BLARGHDJ

C: SUCH A GREAT INFLUENCE YOU ARE- BLEGHEGHJE

--some surprisingly calm seconds later--

C: Well.. reading a book that says book to read after you got done vomiting for the entire day what did we learn today kiddos-

S: from outside the room that your BUTT STINKS-GAG I shouldn't have said that-

JD: LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS!!!! GAG MAKE IT STOP!!

F: I LOVE YOU GUUUUYS-HMPPRDFGG-

JD,C,S: FLOYD!!! HMRPFG-