On a chilly Friday morning, the adoring Brozone brothers were all comfy in their respective beds and sleeping peacefully

..

Or so you thought

Ay look this is the brozone pod do you really think sleep and peace go together here-

C: somewhere RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

S: Ugh- turns over on his side away from the door

JD: Shhhh shh shh it's okay, it's okay mumbles in his sleep as he pets Rhonda slowly, thinking that was her

R: blinks confusedly

F: Mmmmmm puts his blanket over his head

C: dashes to the middle of the room while moving around all hyper

C: GUYS GUYS GUYS-

S: No no and no- mumbles into his pillow

JD: yawns and rubs his eyes Yeah, what's up

C: IT'S..

C: S N O W I N G !!!!!

JD: sits up WHAT??

F: sits up with the blanket still on his head WHAT?!!

B: pops out of Floyd's hair SNOW?!

S: Liar- mumbles again

C: SERIOUSLY!! LOOK OUTSIDE!! jumps and points to the window

JD: nearly falls off the bed climbing off of it and runs to the window

F: I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE!!

F: is attempting to run with the blanket STILL on his head but of course trips and falls

F: DOOF-

B: climbs from under the blanket and runs on his stubby legs to where John is

B: sings like trollana while running I WANNAAAA SEEEEE

S: Guys- groans and sits up tiredly he's obviously just- sees what they're looking at and GASPS

C: SEE?? SEEEEEEEEE??

S: climbs down from his bed as well and runs to the window

S: NO WAY!!

C: YUH HUH, YES WAY!!

F: finally gets to the window IT'S SO SPARKLYYYYY AND.. SNOWYYYYY

B: I WANNA EAT IT!!

S: IT HASN'T SNOWED SINCE CHRISTMAS WHICH WAS LITERALLY ONLY A FEW WEEKS AGO!!

C: WELL COME ON WHAT ARE WE ALL WAITING FOR?!!

C: zooms into the closet and comes back out with his coat and scarf on

C: WHOEVER'S DOWNSTAIRS LAST IS THE.. THE UHHHH-

F: PEABRAIN? is hobbling toward the closet and grabbing his coat hat and scarf as well as Branch's

C: NO NO TOO CHILDISH waves his hand UHHH-

JD: is going to grab his things as well while holding Rhonda who is wearing a mini scarf blockhead?

C: HMMMM NAH THAT'S YOU- UHHH-

JD: ....S I I I I I G H you know what, I honestly did that to myself- puts his coat and scarf on

C: A UHHHH-

S: A Knucklehead McSpazatron? is grabbing his coat and scarf and gloves

C: NO! IT NEEDS TO BE ORIGINAL.. HUUUMMMMM-

S: Okay you're thinking too hard on this can we just go- slides his gloves on

F: Yeaaah come on Clay I wanna play in the snooooow!! bounces up and down excitedly

JD: Yeah come on before I start sweating in this stuff- adjusts his coat and scarf

C: WAIT WAIT WAAAAAIT HOLD ON JUST LEMME COOK- strokes his chin

JD,S,F,B: all look at each other

C: Hmmmm.. gasp I GOT it!

C: WHOEVER IS LAST GOING DOWNSTAIRSSSS.. IS THE ROTTEN E-

C: turns and sees that they're all not there anymore

S: yells while running downstairs HOW ORIGINAL

C: blinks twice Yeah.. stupid of me to not have seen that coming-

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BroZ: all running downstairs

JD: GANGWAY SLOW POKES- attempts to slide down the rail

R: is riding the rail behind him while making excited armadillo noises

S: HEY YOU'RE BOTH CHEATING! is dashing behind him

F: GUUUYSSS WAAAITTT MY LITTLE LEEEGSSSS is following behind them

B: MINE LITTLE-LERRRR!! HUFF- gives up on running and just plops on the ground and starts crawling down

C: YOU'RE ALL CHEATERS- YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME!! stands at the top of the steps and climbs in a box

C: pushes himself down and slides WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

S: looks back while running C L A Y-

F,B: both look back at him OH NOOOOOOOO!!!

C: GET OUTTA THE WAY IF YOU DON'T WANNA-

Clay crashes into all of them anyway and they all fall down the few last of the stairs.. surprisingly not breaking any limbs

Well, all except for John who was just standing there looking down at them, and
Rhonda is also staring at them with him

JD: blinks ....okay

RP: walks over from the kitchen Good heavens what is all that noi- stops when she sees all the boys.. again except John all flopped overtop each other and blinks

S: ..it was all Clay's fault-

C: smiles nervously over at her heh..heh..

F: picks his head up GRANDMA IT'S SNOWING!

RP: blinks slowly

RP: Clay what're.. why are you all- pauses and sighs and just stands there before shaking her head with a smile

RP: Yeaaahh it is snowing outside! Really pretty out there isn't it?

F,B: YEAH!! cheer

RP: Wellll, looks at what they're all wearing I cannnn also see that you're all bundled up and ready to go!

C: UH, DUH! I'm getting impatient every second I'm laying here! MOVE MOVE MOVE- tries moving his brothers off of him and shuffles rapidly

F: AH- HEYYYY- whines

S: How about you watch where you're KICKING- shoves his face to the side

C: I wouldn't have to kick if you all would MOVE- DOOF- attempts to jump out and falls on his face in the process

S: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SLID YOUR STUPID BOX DOWN HERE- bops him in the head with the box

F,B: YEAAAAH!!

C: Heeeeyyyy.. he has a naaame!

F: gasps really?! What is it?!

S: Floyd no-

C: It's JOH-

R: jumps excitedly hearing his name

JD: I'm going outside- grabs Rhonda and is about to open the door

RP: Okaaaayy okaaaay you lot settle dowwwnnnn, picks up Branch and sets him aside and picks up Floyd and sets him next to Branch and helps Clay and Spruce up

RP: grabs the box and points at them with it and no one is going outside until they eat breakfast!

JD: turns WHAAAAAAAT

S: NOOOOOOOOO

C: AWE COME ON AGAINNNN?

RP: ..what do you mean again-

F: Aw but Grandmaaa can't we play just for a little then eaaaat?

RP: No, because then you'll wanna stay outside and won't be back in for hours!

C: BUT I NEED ADVENTURE NOOOWWW

JD: COME ON GRANDMA YOU'RE KILLIN UUUSSSS

RP: Boys! The snow isn't gonna go anywhere and neither are you until you eat! I don't want anyone complaining to me that they're hungry later when I already said I'd be making food in the first place now stay in here and wait!

RP: is starting to walk towards the kitchen turn on the tv while you wait, I dunno, but don't go out that door!

F: Awwww climbs on the couch and grabs the remote and clicks the tv on OOOOH THE SPONGEBOB SNOW EPISODE IS ONNNN

B: YAAAYYY plops next to him

S: siiiighs Figures- climbs on the couch as well

JD: First the box.. now spongebob.. IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME TODAY I JUST WANT SNOW!!!

C: takes quiet steps from behind the couch and looks to make sure no one is looking at him

C: slowly creeps toward the door and slowly reaches his hand towards the doorkno-

RP: Whatcha doin Clay? stands there watching him

C: DAH- falls on his back

C: I WAS UHHH JUST GOING PEE-

RP: Outside? raises an eyebrow

C: ...yeah? smiles

RP:

RP: Mhm, yeah, try again walks away

C: Ughhhhhh lays there

C: looks to where she went then back at the doorknob and sits up and raises his hand to it again to open i-

RP: yells from the kitchen CLAAAAAAY!!!

C: YOU SAID I COULD TRY AGAIN!!

RP: IT WAS SARCASM!

C: ........yeah that's it- yanks the door open and the snow starts to fall in

C: holds his arms out TAKE ME AWAAAAAAAYYY-

F: stands up on the couch A SECRET PLAAAAAA-

S: NO!!

F: okay- sits back down

RP: YOUNG MAN CLOSE THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW- slams a pot on the stove

JD: Actually he's already outside-

C: FINLAAAAAAAAAAAAND- is running outside

F: GASP NOOOO CLAY THE SNOW MONSTER'S GONNA GET YOUUUU!!

S: SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A SNOW MONSTE- WH- DIDN'T YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE??!

F: I do!! But the snow monster could be out there!!

S:

S: I don't believe my life is real-

F: Awwww.. sits next to him and pats his shoulder do you wanna talk about i-

S: quickly moves his arm NO!!

RP: WILL SOMEBODY GO GET THAT MANIC 7 YEAR OLD CHILD I AM C O O K I N G-

JD: I CAN DO THE COOKI-

RP: NO-

JD: Yeah I tried- CLAY COME BACK HERE- dashes out the door

JD: looks around but doesn't see him anywhere

JD: What- where the hair did he-

JD: hears noises coming from a tree above him and sighs, looking up slowly

C: is swinging his miNeCrAfT sword around while jumping on a branch HA branch-

C: SCOTLAND, FOREVEEEEERRRRRRR-

JD: ...have you lost yo damn MIND-

RP: from inside I CAN STILL HEAR YOU DON'T CURSE-

F: from inside Heeeyyy why does John get to play outsideeeee? Can we go nooow? is walking towards the door

B: sings trollana again while following I WANNNAAA SEEEEEEE

S: N O FLOYD- picks him up and moves him away N O BRANCH- picks BRANCH up and moves him away

F: But John and Clay are out thereeeee!! tries to leave again

S: NO DON'T- s i g h sometimes I wonder why I still BOTHER!!!

RP: hears all the chaos from the living room to outside and groans

RP: Trolly lord have mercy- ALL OF YALL GET BACK IN THIS POD-

S: YEAH GUYS DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN!!! says as he's trying to leave

F: is a few steps outside YAAAAAA- G A S P S as he sees Clay in the tree thinking he's a snow monster with all the snow that fell on him

C: dancing in the tree while singing HANGI GANA HINGI ANA DIGIGI GANA SQUASH
BANANA HONGI-

JD: blinks while watching him ...yeah he's lost it-

F: ......NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! runs back inside and falls into Spruce

S: DOOF- falls back

F: lays there on top of him

F: ....hi Spruce :D

S: ...get. off. of. ME-

B: runs back inside thinking Clay was a snow monster too I DONT WANNAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEE-

F: sings along TROLLANA STAY-

S: SHUT- pushes him off of him

C: from outside I'M RUNNING AWAAAAAAAAY-

JD: NO YOU'RE NOT YOU BANANA HAIRED MORON- is chasing him now

C: GRANDMA SAID SHE DIDN'T LOVE ME- is running away from him

RP: I DID NOT SAY THAT- I SAID TO BRING YO LITTLE BEHIND BACK IN THIS POD-

C: THAT'S THE SAME THIIIIIII- OOF- trips and falls face first in the snow

JD: goes over to him and picks him up over him over his shoulder Alright come on snowy-

C: wriggles in his arms LEMME GO- I LOST MY SWOOORDDDDD

JD: walks towards the pod I'm pretty sure you stole that sword actually-

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Five surprisingly non chaotic moments later

JD,S,C,F: all just sitting in silence at the table with their plates of breakfast in front of them

JD,S,C,F: all look over at Branch who is already eating his food happily

RP: sits down at the table as well with her own plate, sighing heavily

RP: sits there for a second before looking up at all of them just sitting there

RP: ..you know none of you are leaving this table until you eat right- 

C: bangs his hand on the table out of nowhere I ATE MY GRANDMA!!!

RP:

RP: W-What-

C: siiighsss and slumps in his seat nothing-

S: ...yeah you all need to stop watching trollana- picks up his fork

F: GASPS CLAY HOW COULD YOU!?!

JD: Floyd.. we have the same Grandma- and she's right there- points

F: .......oh- YAY!!

F: I didn't know we had the same Grandma!!

JD:

JD: I'm just gonna- takes his plate and leaves the kitchen to go sit in the living room

RP: ...just- just eat- please- picks up her fork

C: I don't know how to eat-

RP: says through gritted teeth CLAY.

C: OKAY-

C: grabs his eggs and pancakes with his hands and shoves them into his mouth

RP: WITH YOUR- sighs okay- starts eating her food

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After FINALLY eating and getting some food into their little stubborn bellies, the five brothers are finally ready to go outside and play the day away!

RP: Alrightttt seeee you're all nice and full now! Wasn't so hard now was it?

C: It was the hardest thing ever- puts his plate in the sink

RP: ...anyway, now that you're all done I will finally let you all-

BroZ: GO OUTSIIIIDEEEEE!! they cheer as they race for the door

RP: WAAAAAIT A MINUTE- stops them

BroZ: stop and freeze in place, like that one Patrick meme

RP: Goodness slow down, I wasn't finished! Now what I was gonna say was while I adjust your coats scarves and what not,

RP: walks over to them and kneels down and zips Branch's coat up all the way we have to set some RULES

C: tsk mannnnnnn- crosses his arms

F: gasps and claps with a smile YAYYYY I LOVE rules! ...what are rules?

JD: ..can everyone except Floyd go outside-

F: pouts but.. but..

JD: hears and looks over at him and realizes what he did

JD: Wait, no, no I didn't mean that I was joki-

F: BUT I WANT SNOW TOOOOOOOO!!

JD: NO WAIT FLO I'M SOR-

F: plops on the floor and sobs WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

S: Dear god-

C: Look what you did stupid-

RP: Floydddd honey, stop crying! You're ALL eyes John going outside!

F: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oh yay :D

JD: ...IT WAS THAT EASY-

RP: sighs Anyway- moves Branch to the side and pulls Floyd to her, adjusting his coat hat and scarf rules are basically things I tell you to do so you can all be safe

F: Ooooohhh.. okay!! smiles wide

C: Boringggg-

RP: You can think it's boring all you want Clay- moves Floyd to the side and pulls him to her but I'd rather it be that than you to be doing something stupid and get hurt-

C: Why assume I'll do something stupid?!

RP: looks up at him with a 'really?' look while adjusting his coat

C: siiiiiighs fair... BUT COME ON I'M NOT-

RP: ANYWAY moves him to the side and pulls Spruce to her rules are to stay CLOSE to the pod and stay TOGETHER-

JD: Hilarious-

RP: adjusts Spruce's coat and hat Do NOT rough house with one another because I know how you all can get sometimes- it's too cold for all that-

RP: Always be careful and cautious, keep your coats and everything you have on at ALL times-

RP: moves him to the side and pulls John to her and adjusts his coat and scarf

RP: But most importantly-

S,C,F: look at each other

RP: looks at John for a few seconds before smiling and kisses his cheek

RP: Have fun

JD: smiles

F: YAYYYYY!! jumps BEST RULES EVER!!

C: CAN WE GO NOW CAN WE GO NOWWWWW moves around in his place unable to sit still

RP: chuckles and stands up Yessss you can go now

C: YEESSSSS WOOOOOOO swings the door open and flies outside

RP: Wait for your- sighs alright- you boys go on ahead-

F: YAYYYYYY!! picks up Branch and runs outside

S: WAAAIT DON'T START ANYTHING WITHOUT ME! runs outside as well

JD: Come on girl! is about to start following them with Rhonda-

RP: John?

JD: stops and turns to look at her

RP: I'll be in here watching but.. still just.. keep an eye on em please-

JD: laughs Oh I'll try my best

JD: OKAY GIRL, YOU READY TO PLAY IN THE SNOW?

R: jumps around and wags her tail happily

JD: hops around excitedly COME ON COME ON! runs outside with Rhonda following behind them

RP: chuckles and closes the door and looks out the window for a bit, watching them all begin to play

RP: Let's hope things won't get too chaotic- walks away

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C: steps out into the snow

S: steps next to him

F: steps next to Spruce

B: steps next to Floyd

C: takes a deep inhale with a wide smile

C: takes another step in the snow

I can hear it callin out~🎶

S: takes another step as well and looks over at him

There's no turnin back now~🎶

F: slides in front of them and holds his arms out with a smile

It's like I'm alive for the first time!🎶

B: is about to join in but pauses

B: ...what is this song again?

F: shrugs

C,S:

C: keeps singing while starting to dance

I wanna know what it's all about!🎶

S: follows

But the one thing I've found..🎶

S,C: look at each other with a smile and sing together

Is we're all searchin for somethin!🎶

C: climbs in a tree

This is the journey!🎶

F: hops and dances up to Spruce excitedly

This is the triiiiaaal!🎶

S: wraps an arm around him and sings with him

For the hero inside us all!🎶

C: jumps down from the tree next to them

I can hear adventure call.. 🎶

B: raises his head with a smile

B: OOOHHH, NOW I know this song!

B: pops out of Floyd's hair and sings

HERE WE GOOOO! 🎶

S,C,F: all harmonize together

Woooooo-aaaaaaaahhh!🎶

S: spins and dances forward with a smile

Look out below!🎶

Woooooo-aaaaaahhhhh!🎶

C: dances forward next to him with a smirk and crosses his arms

It's time to soar!🎶

F: dances with them while holding Branch

I won't hold back anymore!🎶

B: does a flip out of Floyd's arms and lands in front of all three of then

Reach to the sky-🎶

JD: Guys- what are you DOING WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING!!!

S,C,F,B: all turn to look at him

C: ...it's my time-🎶

S: to come alive-🎶

JD: UGHHHH COME ON LET'S GO!

C: YEAH okay sorry Goldie just really wanted to write us singing that-

JD: ...who is-

C: ANYWAY LET'S GOOOOO!! runs off

JD: ...alright then- SNOOOOWWWW!!

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For the next twenty or so minutes, the boys would do nothing but play and play in the fluffy white snow, finding or coming up with various activities to entertain themselves

F: HEHEHEHE, I'M CATCHING THE SNOWFLAKES WITH MY TONGUE hops up and down with his tongue out

B: ME TOOOOO is sitting in his hair with his head sticking out and his tongue out

F: giggles then gasps Hey Branch!! Wanna go build a snowtroll??

B: GASPS YES YES YES!! claps

F: laughs Come on let's start grabbing some snow!! grabs his hand and runs to a spot somewhere

S: is making a snow angel while humming

S: Okaaaay that should be enough

S: sits up and looks at what he did then smiles

S: PERFECT! ....why is my back wet-

S: gets hit with a snowball HEY-

S: looks to the side and sees John holding snowballs in his hands

S: Hey Squarehead watch where you're throwing those things!

JD: I can't I'm playing catch with Rhonda and she's standing right behind you! is about to throw another one

S: Wh- turns to see Rhonda behind him moving around excitedly

S: blinks and steps to the side only for Rhonda to go in the same direction, then steps to the other side and Rhonda steps in the same direction AGAIN

S: RHONDA- gets hit with another snowball

S: JOHN!

JD: Whaaaaat I'm tryna play catch with my pet armadillo here! attempts to throw one over his head-

S: CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST PLAY SOMEWHERE EL-

but instead it hits him in the face-

JD: blinks twice ...oop-

S: slowly slides the snowball off of his face, exhaling with his eyes closed before opening them back up

S: That's funny huh-

JD: I mean- I wasn't tryna do that but kinda yeah-

S: Mhm, okay, okay! Well let's see what you think abou- OH COME ON-

JD: What now-

S: points down YOU MADE ME STEP ON MY PERFECTLY PERFECT SNOW ANGEL!

S: ...AND MY BACK IS STILL WET!

JD: How's that on me?!?

S: ALRIGHT YOU'RE GONNA GET IT starts making a snowball

JD: NOOOOOOOO, RHONDA COME ON WE GOTTA LIKE- RUUUN-

R: makes a scared armadillo noise and zooms over to John

S: finishes making the snowball and holds it up with a smirk

S: You can run Johnnnn, but I'll just be RIGHT BEHIND YO- huh?

S: hears something from behind him and turns around, his eyes widening

JD: COME ON GIRL, COME ON COME ON COME ON urges Rhonda to follow him as he runs away from Spruce, slowing down a bit to catch his breath

JD: Okay, okay, turns his head I think we lost-

JD: sees Spruce running towards him but without the snowball and with a terrified look as if he was running from something.. or someONE

JD: WHAT THE-

S: WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR R U N!!!

C: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA is sledding towards them very quickly in.. another box

JD: realizes what's happening and turns and takes off again, picking up Rhonda in the process

C: I LOVE BEING CHEAP AND USING A BOX INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL SLEDDDD keeps sliding towards John and Spruce while laughing maniacally

S: CLAY FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S TROLLY SLOW THAT THING DOW- D O O F-

S: trips from the box sliding past him and hitting him in the leg

S: ..yeah I think I'll just lay here- says while faceplanted in the snow

JD: CLAY I WILL THROW A SNOWBALL AT YOU-

C: Hey come on man I'm just tryna ride my super cool boxy SLEIGH- I mean SLED- ah same thing-

JD: WELL BOXY SLEEEEIGH YOUR WAY SOMEWHERE ELSE AND GET FROM BEHIND ME!!

C: is scratching his ear then looks at him WHAT YOU SAY??

JD: OKAY YOU ASKED FOR THIS-

JD: stops in front of him and puts Rhonda down to the side and starts making a snowball

JD: holds it up in his hand HIIIIIEEYA-

Clay slides past him also hitting his leg and making the square trip and fall into the snow the same way Spruce did

JD: ........h u g e inhale and exhale

R: purrs confusedly and pokes him

S: walks over to him and looks at him laying there

S: Yeah, it's not fun- I laid there contemplating my life for the past minute and thirty seconds-

JD: Ugggghhhhhh- slowly raises his face from the snow he's so gonna get it-

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F: All done! pats the snowman

B: HOORAY!!

F: smiles at it but then begins to frown

B: notices and looks up at him

B: What's wrong?

F: ..he's not talking..

B: stares up at him slightly confused

F: I thought he would come alive like frosty!!!

B: shrugs

F: Hmmm..

F: OOH, WAIT!!

F: Maybe.. if we sing that song.. he'll come to life!!

B: GAAASPSPSP THE SNOWMAN SONG??

F: smiles and nods YEAH!!

B: YAAAAYYYYY!!

F: Ready?!

F,B: walk next to each other in front of the snowman and hold hands

F,B: 🎶OHHHH THERE ONCE WAS A SNOWMAN THAT-🎶

C: flies into the snowman and crashes into it, still sliding away

JD: is running over, Rhonda following alongside him

JD: CLAY- oh-

S: following behind John CLAY GET BACK OVER HE- wha-

C: looks back at them LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IIIIIT!!!!!

C: falls off a hill somewhere idek WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!

JD,S,F,B,R: .........

F: tears up

B: scratches his hair ..maybe we didn't- sing it right-

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S: is drawing in the snow and looking around every so often, just in case Clay decides to zoom in with his box again

JD: walks over to him with Rhonda

JD: Okay Spruce-

S: No-

JD: I've done some thinking and-

S: No-

JD: I've decided that we should both team up to-

S: No-

JD: Get revenge Clay for ramming into us earlier

S:

S: No-

JD: Oh come onnnnn it would be fuuuun!

S: If you couldn't tell I'm busy- drawing his own face in the snow

JD: stares down blankly while blinking

JD: ...yeah I can see that-

JD: BUT COME ONNNNN WE GOTTAAAAA

S: Ughhhhh

JD: You saw how he hit both of us earlier and just laughed about it!

S: Well.. true-

JD: Soooooo.. leans his head towards him

S: sighhhh fineeee only if you stop bugging me- gets up

JD: YES! jumps up and smiles wide I PROMISE I'll leave you alone after!

S: I wish I could believe you-

JD: ...gonna pretend I didn't hear that!

S: dusts snow off his pants What do you even have planned?

JD: Ohhh you knowwww.. the classiiicccc smirks while revealing a snowball behind him

S: sees what he's holding and starts to smirk as well, nodding

R: looks at both of them curiously, unsure about this idea

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C: is attempting to bury himself in the snow for whatever reason

C: Almost done.. almost doonneee..

F: skips over to Clay Hey Clay!

C: What! I'm busy! is putting more snow over himself

F: Even though you ruined me and Branch's snowtroll earlier and made me really upset for two point five hours I decided to forgive you!

F: I had to spend one of those hours convincing Branch not to shove a wad of snow down your pants though

C: ...that's great- shovels a handful a snow on himself

F: sees what he's doing and tilts his head ...what are you doing?

C: I'm tryna bury myself! I'm gonna be the first troll to ever do it and be in the Guinness world record book!

F:

C: pauses and looks at him just standing there and gets annoyed

C: ...you're free to help TOO you know-

F: Aren't you.. cold-

C: Mmh, nah, not really, unless I actually just can't feel anything because my legs are frozen- but I REFUSE TO GIVE UP!

F: blinks okay! Well have fun! I'm gonna go back to Branch! is about to skip away

C: WAAAAAIT help me first!

F: stops and sighs turning back around and walking to him Okaaaay

JD,S: walking from a distance and see Clay and stand behind a tree

JD: Mhm, there's that little bootleg sledder-

S: Yeah, and he.. squints is he burying himself-

JD: I'm not surprised- but you know what, I'm glad he is! Cause that'll make this so much more fun and exciting~ smirks and rubs his hands together

S: Alriiighttt.. looks over at him whatcha got

JD: Let's wait until Floyd leaves to do anything, but in the meantime we can make more snowballs raises his eyebrows

JD: kneels down in the snow and begins making snowballs

S: shrugs and does the same

R: nudges John while purring

JD: Not now Rhonda, this is really important! Actually while you're here can you make some snowballs too that'd be great-

R: rolls her eyes and turns the other way

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C: is completely buried in the snow Okay, that's good! We're done!

F: pats the snow around him before standing up

F: Noowww can I go play with Branch??

C: Yeah sure whatever go-

F: YAY!! runs away

C: clears his throat and puts on a deep voice TROLL VILLAGE, INTRODUCING THE FIRST TROLL TO BURY THEMSLVES IN THE SNOW!!

C: snickers Alright, now I just need to take a picture and-

C: ...DANGIT, I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE!!

C: Uhhh maybe I can- moves around in the snow trying to free any of his arms but unable to move GAH-

C: groans I'll have to have someone do it for me-

JD: Heeeyyyy Claaayyyy! walks up to him with his hands behind his back

C: looks over at John and sees Spruce with him and smiles wide Oh guys YES you're here!!

S: Yeaaahh you.. seem pretty stuck in this little area you made for yourself

C: Oh, yeah, don't worry that's the point! But I need you guys to do something for me super super quick-

C: I can't get out of here until I've taken a picture of myself soooo I need you guys to get my camera out of my hair and take pictures of me!

JD,S: look at each other then back at him

S: Oh.. do you?

C: Uh, yeah, I just said it- now come on!!

S: Hmmm.. yeahhh, see, Clay-

C: raises an eyebrow

JD: We actually had an even better idea- starts to move an arm from behind his back

C: Wh- what better idea?!?

JD: Instead of a camera in your face.. backs away from him how abooouuutttt a-

S: backs away as well SNOWBALL!! throws one at him

C: AH- gets hit HEY!!

JD: Heeeeeyyyyyy.. slowly turns to Spruce

S: looks at him What?

JD: I wanted to say that!

S: blinks does it- does it really matter-

JD: BUT I- I JUST- I REALLY WANTED TO- GAH okay WHATEVER nevermind- turns back to Clay

S: Oooookaaaaayyyy.. turns back to Clay as well

JD: FACE- OUR- W R A T H! throws another snowball at him

C: gets hit again HEY!! groans STOP THAT!!

S: Hmmmm.. nahh it's fun- HA throws another snowball at him

C: UGHHH GUYS I CAN'T MOOOOVEE!! wriggles in the snow

JD: Yeah, exactly! It makes this more FUN! throws two snowballs at him HAHAAAA

R: cringes

C: STOP IT ALREADY! moves around more WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS I JUST WANTED A PICTURE!

S: We could ask you the same thing about why you ran over us with your stupid BOX BROTHER! throws a snowball at him

C: AH- UGH SERIOUSLY OVER THAT? IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU GUYS WERE IN MY WA- gets hit again UGHHHHH!!

JD: You kept COMING OUR WAY DINGBAT! NOW STOP WRIGGLING- makes more snowballs and throws them at him

C: NOOOOO STOP- AH- OW- OW- OW-

C: IT'S A STUPID BOX!! gets hit straight dead in the face

S: Yeah- and these are just SNOWBALLS raises more in his hands and throws them as well

JD: HIYAAAAHHHH keeps throwing more

C: NOOOOOOO- FLOYD- FLOOOYYYDDDD!!!

--

Somewhere

F: Wow Branch, aren't these fluffy earmuffs that Grandma bought for us so nice and comfy!

B: nods and leans back in the snow, just laying there with his arms and legs spread

F: leans back next to him Aaahhhh

F: Hm, sits up a bit it's kinda weird too, I almost can't hear anything! What if someone calls for me?

F: ....meh leans back again

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C: FLOOOYYDDDD HEEELLPPPP!! DOH- gets hit again

JD: FLOYD CAN'T SAVE YA NOW SLEDDY BOY-

C: OKAY- OKAY- IM SORRY- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR- JUST LEAVE ME ALOONNEEE

C: I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY LIMBS ANYMORE!!

JD: Hmmm, steps back then looks at Spruce

JD: Think we should leave him be?

C: YES- I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE PICTURE ANYMORE JUST GET ME OUT-

JD: .... asks again Spruce do you think we should leave him be

S: Actually yeah drops his extra snowballs I'm getting bored and tired of this and we could get in trou-

RP: BOYS!

JD,S,C: turn to Grandma standing at the door

RP: What in the world are you doing to your little brother!

C: starts to smirk

JD: Oh, well, see, we were just playing a game and-

C: They FORCED me into the snow so they could throw SNOWBALLS at me and TORTURE ME! leans his head back dramatically OH GRANDMA IT WAS HOOOORRRRIBLE!!

JD,S: WHAT?!

RP: blinks twice well seeing as you're being oddly dramatic and your brothers' reaction said otherwise it's kinda hard for me to believe all that-

C: UGHHH figures-

RP: But I can see he is buried and I saw you both collectively WERE throwing snowballs at him collectively! What did I say about rough housing!

JD: THAT FOOL BURIED HIMSELF IN THE SNOW!!!

S: It's true!! All we were doing was throwing snowballs!!

C: YA LIE-

S: YOU'RE A LIAR YOU CHICKEN FACE-

C: WHAT??!

JD: Okay no but seriously what was that insult-

RP: HEY! Whatever happened I want it all to stop and I want him out of that snow right now before he gets hypothermia!

C: Actually I think my- entire lower body may just be an ice cube right now- I can't feel anything-

RP: sighs heavily both of you, get him out of there, now-

JD,S: But Grandmaaa!

RP: I am NOT repeating myself and if I do EVERYONE IS GOING INSIDE-

C: BUT WHY ME!! IM THE VICTIM HERE-

RP: Clay, please don't try my patience- goes back inside and closes the door

C: sighs okay okaaay-

C: looks over at Spruce and John Well you heard her, get me OUTTA HERE!

S,JD: roll their eyes and grab both his arms and pull him out of the snow

C: OOH- oh yeah I cannot feel a THING- THANKS A LOT GUY-

C: DOOF- gets dropped and falls face first

S: Not our fault you decided to be a moron- walks away

JD: walks away with him

C: sits up and watches them walk away

C: starts to get an annoyed look and groans Mmmmmmmmm-

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An hour and a half later

JD,S&C: sitting distances from each other while glaring at one another, as if they're plotting something

C: growling Hmmmmmmmmm-

JD,S: growling Hmmmmmmmmm-

R: is busy takin a wee wee and doesn't realize what's happening

F: Hi guys! skips over with a smile and soon notices everyone except him is not smiling

F: turns to look both their ways Whaaaaaatcha guys doin??

JD: Oh, oh nothing, just enjoying this nice beautiful cold weather as I stare down Mr. Guinness World Record over here-

C: I was gonna be famous!! FAMOUS!!

S: You already ARE FAMOUS IDIOT WE ARE IN A BAND-

C: ...I WAS GONNA BE MORE FAMOUS THEN ALL OF YOU!!!

S: Hohohoh yeah good luck with THAT SHORTIE-

C: G A A A A A A A S P YOU KNOW HOW SENSITIVE I AM ABOUT THAT WORD!!

F: looks around again Uhhhhhh-

B: crawls out of Floyd's hair and yawns as if he was taking a nap

B: What's going on? rubs his eyes

C: You know what??? Stay right over there, BOTH of you- starts moving in his spot

S: What if I decided to move-

C: starts grabbing snow and building what seems to look like a fort

JD: What is he.. gasp no way-

S: What?? sees what he's doing as well what the-

JD: He's building a FORT!!

JD: grabs Spruce's shoulders Do you know what this means?!

S: blinks for a few seconds while looking around and gasps quietly it's-

JD,S&C: War.

JD,S: look over at Clay who's laughing

C: sits next to his finished fort, patting it Wow, you guys caught on pretty quick, but not quick enough to build your own FORT I SEE!

JD,S: look at each other

S: Well what're we waiting for?!

JD: Right- starts grabbing a bunch of snow and constructing

S: grabs snow as well You know what Clay, don't even worry about it, because OUR fort is gonna be SO much better than yours!

C: Psssh, yeah I'd LOVE to see that!

F: Um, but, Clay-

C: sigh What-

F: That's not how a snowtroll is supposed to look!

C: slowly turns his head towards him

C: ..what are you thick- this is a FORT not a SNOWTROLL!!

F: OOOOOOOHHHHHH.. what's a fort?

C: IT'S- ugh, nevermind- I don't have time for you I'm about to go into battle- waves his hand as if he's shooing him away

F: Battle?

JD: Annnddddd DONE

JD,S: get up and stand next to their fort which is taller and more constructed than Clay's

F: Woaaaahhh

C: Wh- HEY, that's not fair!! whines

S: There's no rules about how we can build forts crosses his arms with a smirk

R: climbs on top of the fort thinking it's a play thing and purrs excitedly

JD: looks over at her and murmurs No no no Rhonda get down! quickly picks her up

C: Well.. NO MATTER! CAUSE I'LL STILL BEAT YOU ALL ANYWAY!

C: gets up and walks forward

C: And FLOYD'S gonna be HELPING ME! grabs his hand

JD,S: WHAT

F: I am??

C: Yup, LET'S GO pulls him over to his fort

F: shrugs okay! smiles and follows him, thinking it's a fun game

JD: You can't do that!!

C: Oh and why can't I? It's only fair, two against two! crosses his arms

B: pops his head out of Floyd's hair again

C: looks at him and smirks Orrrr three against tw-

B: Nope- crawls back into his hair

C: sighs Nevermind-

S: True, but, Floyd doesn't know what he's getting into! You can't just drag him in it!

C: Well guess what- I just DID, he can learn! After all, we're just throwing snowballs RIGHT??

S: ..well yes, bu-

C: Okay then! Now are we gonna start this or WHAT??

JD,S: look at each other once more then back at Clay

S: Fine- let's start making snowballs

C: Hmph, great!

The three start preparing snowballs behind their forts while planning their own attacks as well

JD: And as soon we count to one we spring into action so we have a headstart, okay??

S: Sounds like a plan

JD,S: fist bump each other and continue making snowballs

F: Why are we making snowballs?

C: is making snowballs Because Floyd, we're about to go into war with John and Spruce and-

F: What is that??

C: sighs It means we're gonna fight them!

F: gasps horrified but why??!

C: groans Becauseeee we have to!

F: But whhyyyy do we have to???

C: BECAUUSEEE we just DOOO! They wanna think they're better than us, so we have to prove them WRONG!

F: But I don't think-

C: sighs and turns to Floyd and grabs his hands Please little bro- you have to help me, I can't do this on my own..

F: looks down and around

C: ..it's just a little fun snowball fight game! We're not gonna be hurting each other!

C: Look, just- picks up a snowball and throws it at his shoulder

F: Hey!!

C: See? That didn't hurt did it?

F: Well.. no-

C: Exactly! Now come on, we need to work together! goes back to making snowballs

F: bites his lip and sighs, kneeling down into the snow Okay..

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After five more minutes of planning and building, the games now finally begin

JD: Alright.. are we all ready over there?!

C: We've been ready! What about you two losers?!

S: You're the one with the smaller fort, don't get so full of yourself shor-

C: DON'T, SAY IT-

F: But you are!

C: glares over at him

F: smiles innocently and holds his ring finger and thumb together lil bit!

C: Floyd, you're on a side, and it's here, so STAY in it- plus you're shorter than me so you have NO ROOM to talk-

S: Hey don't get mad at him because you're mad that you're sh-

C: ARE YOU GUYS READY OR NOT?!

JD: rolls his eyes and elbows Spruce YES we're ready!

JD: Now.. from the count of five, we fight.. Spruce start us off

S: ..five..

C: grabs a snowball

S: ..four..

JD: grabs a snowball as well

S: ..three..

R: stands behind Spruce and John, looking like 'this isn't gonna end well'

S: ..two..

F: looks over at Clay then over at the older brothers

S,JD: look at each other and nod, both holding snowballs

F: ....I KNOOOOW, YOU SEEEEE, SOMEHOW THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOR MEEEEE-

JD,S: ONE!! both get up and throw their snowballs over to Clay's fort

C: Wh- HEY I WASN'T READY!! THAT'S CHEATI- UGHHHHH!!

C: grabs a bunch of snowballs

F: AND BE SO WONDERFUUUULLL- AH!! ducks when another snowball is thrown near him

C: FLOYD!! STOP SINGING AND START THROWING!! throws all the snowballs he's throwing

Clay gets a few good hits to John and Spruce's fort and starts to damage it a little

JD: gasp OUR FORT!!

C: laughs FORT NOT SO STRONG AND STABLE NOW IS IT??

C: throws another snowball and hits John
s q u a r e in the face

JD: wipes his face and growls

JD: COME ON SPRUCE! RHONDA YOU HELP TOO- grabs a bunch of other snowballs

R: can sense he's starting to get angry and nudges him but to no avail

S: You're gonna get it!! throws more snowballs

C: gets hit in the face and shoilders OW-OW-OW- URGGGGHH-

F: Clay!! Are you okay??

C: Ugh I'm fine!

C: But our fort won't be if you don't HELP!! starts throwing more snowballs

S: OW- gets hit

JD: AH- gets hit again as well UGHHHH

F: looks over at them then back at Clay who has a small bruise on his face

F: gasp Clay!

C: WHAT, Floyd! If you're not gonna HELP just leave me-

F: Your face! It's-

C: I SAID I'M FI- gets hit on his neck GAH!! SEE YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME!!

C: Ugh, I can do this myself!! Just go somewhere else!! picks up more snowballs

F: Clay.. I think you guys should stop, you're all getting hurt!!

C: Who cares!! I HAVE to win this!! I'm GOING to win this!! throws the snowballs he's holding

JD: Come on Spruce WE CAN WIN THIS! throws his snowballs harder

R: climbs on the fort again

S: Uhhhh John- get her out of the way!!

JD: RHONDA! I said get down!! throws a snowball around her

R: growls a little, refusing

F: No you don't!! I thought this was gonna be for fun!!

C: War is NOT fun Floyd!! Now go if you're not gonna help!!

C: dodges two snowballs thrown at him and exclaims as one hits his fort again, causing a lot of damage

C: THAT'S I- OW!!! gets hit in his nose roughly and holds it, wincing

S: stops as his eyes widen Oh, oh shoot dude are you oka-

C: URGHHHHHH!! moves his hands from his nose revealing it to be red

S: Clay I'm sorry!!

C: THAT'S IT!!

F: NO! runs around the fort

C: FLOYD- GET OUT OF THE WAY NOW!! throws more snowballs

F: shakes his head No Clay!! This all has to sto-

F: AH- gets hit directly in the face and falls to the ground

C: gasp FLOYD!!!

S: John, hey, maybe we should sto-

JD: RHONDA! I'm not gonna tell you again! GET, OFF, OF-

R: gets hit roughly as well from a snowball and falls off of the fort onto the ground

JD: gasps NO!! runs to her side

C: runs to Floyd's side

C: Floyd?? Floyd!!

C: turns him over and wipes the snowball off of his face and sees a bruise that looks worse than his and gasps quietly

F: winces

C: No..

B: climbs out of Floyd's hair immediately and sees the bruise as well and gasps too

B: Floyd!!!

JD: Rhonda??

C: looks over at John

JD: Rhonda??! Rhonda!! shakes her gently Come on girl get up!!

S: kneels next to John and puts a hand on his shoulder

R: lays there for a bit before wincing and finally gaining consciousness

JD: sighs Oh my god, you're okay you're okay.. picks her up gently and hugs her close I'm so sorry..

JD: tears up why didn't you just say I was pushing you..

R: purrs gently

JD: blinks You did?

JD: Oh Rhonda why didn't you just say I wasn't listening..

R: purrs gently again

JD: You did?

C: sighs, looking down

F: O-Ow.. ow..

C: looks over at Floyd and gasps

C: Oh, Floyd.. helps him sit up

F: sniffles and holds his cheek with the bruise on it

F: i-it hurts, it hurts!! tears stream down his cheeks as he whimpers

C: Shhh, I know, I know.. hugs him gently and rubs his back it's all my fault, I'm sorry..

B: joins in on the hug

JD,S: look over at Clay and Floyd and look back at each other guilty

JD: It's our faults

C: looks over at them while holding Floyd

S: We took things too far.. and we ended up-

C: -hurting the people we care about.. sighs guys, it's my fault too, I was no better

JD: But we started this by attacking you with our snowballs!

C: But I started the war! And you both wouldn't have gotten mad if I hadn't knocked you over with my stupid box!

S: stares at him for a little before starting to snicker, chuckling quietly

C: looks over at him confused Wh- What's funny I don't get it-

S: Honestly.. it was kinda funny shrugs with a smile

C: Uhh.. really?

S: Yeah, I mean I was annoyed, but.. thinking about it now it kinda makes me laugh, the way you slid by so quick and I just fell over-

C: Hm.. starts to smile a little as well

JD: Well.. I DIDN'T really think it was funny, but.. I did kinda overreact about the whole thing, it's not like it could've killed me

C: laughs a bit sorry about it anyways

JD: Eh, waves his hand with a smile water under the bridge.. or, in this case snow under the bridge-

C: Haha rolls his eyes playfully

JD: Heh.. and I'm sorry too

S: nods Same here

C: You know.. I think there's other people who are more deserving of apologies right now gestures to Floyd and Rhonda

S: Right looks over at Rhonda in John's arms and pets her sorry Rhonda

R: purrs and nuzzles his hand

JD: I already said sorry, but- why not, I'll say it again

JD: leans down and kisses her head softly, petting her sorry girl

R: wags her tail and hops up to his face and licks it gently

JD: laughs I'm glad you forgive me

S: touches his shoulder then nods his head over at Floyd, who's laid up against Clay, his head turned the opposite way

JD: nods and gets up and walks over to them still holding Rhonda

S: gets up and follows behind him

JD: kneels down to them Floy?

F: turns his head and looks up at him

JD: hugs them both I'm sorry

S: kneels next to them as well and hugs all three of them Me too

F: smiles a little and snuggles into the hug, starting to feel better

F: It's okay

The five brothers including Rhonda stay there for what felt like a while, almost not even wanting to move from their warm and conciliating hug

RP: was about to call them all inside from the fight but started for the make up, smiling at their forgiveness and hug

F: ...will somebody kiss my bruise?

JD,S,C: open their eyes and look at him

F: looks up at them with innocent eyes

JD: Oh- that's- well-

F: Pleeeaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeee?

C: sighs I owe it to ya kisses his bruise gently

F: giggles Thank you

B: I wanna kiss too! hops up to him and also kisses his bruise all better!!

F: Aww thanks Branch!

S: shrugs Why not kisses his bruise

F: Teeheehee!

They all look over at John, the only one who hasn't kissed the bruise yet

JD: ...wut-

S: raises his eyebrow

JD: You guys all already kissed it!

C: Quit bein a baby it's just a kiss-

S: Plus you kissed Rhonda

C: Exactly!

JD: sighssss touché-

JD: picks Floyd up out of Clay's arms and kisses his bruise as well

F: smiles wide Thanks John!!

F: kisses his nose and hugs him

JD: can't help but to smile as well and hugs him close

JD: No problem little bro

RP: Boysssss!

The boys all turn to see Grandma standing at the door, holding it open

RP: Why don't you all come inside? I've made hot chocolate for you all and lunch is gonna be ready soon!

F: gasps and pulls away from the hug HOT CHOCOLATE!!

B: HOT CHOCOLATE YAAAAYYY!!

RP: chuckles well come on! Especially you Floyd I need to put some cream on your bruise, you too Clay goes inside

F: Okay!! Come on guys!! excitedly gets up and runs to the pod

B: COMINGGGG! follows behind him while stumbling a bit

C: WAIT!!

F,B: stop and look back at him

JD,S: look over at him as well

C: pokes his fingers Oneeeee more thing before we go? smiles

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C: is buried in the snow Okay, perfect!

C: And now PICTURE!!

S: holds up the camera and faces it towards him you ready??

C: HECK YEAH! makes a goofy face

S: Anddddd three.. twoooo.. one! takes a picture of him

C: WOOHOOO! YES!! Now you guys too!

JD: Us too?? Why-

C: Becauseee.. I want my brothers to be there too? smiles again

F: Awwww! Come on come on let's do it!

S: Well.. alright smiles and kneels down next to him

JD: kneels next to him as well on his other side

F: YAAAYYYY!! picks up Branch and stands behind him

R: climbs on John's shoulder

S: Anddd three, two, one!

S: snaps a picture with all of them posing and smiling

C: YEAH!! Okay now help me out of here again please-

JD,S: pull him out of the snow again

RP: Boys! steps out the door again What're you still doing out here come on your hot chocolates are gonna get cold!

F: Coming Grandma!! runs to the pod

JD: Yeah, wipes snow off of him I think I've had enough snow for today honestly-

S: Pffff, does the same you said it-

C: Ehhhh I dunno I think I could do another hour or two-

JD,S: look over at him with a raised eyebrow

C: looks at them back Oh come onnnn I'm obviously kidding-

C: pauses then smiles innocently ...thirty minutes?

S: Yeah okay you have fun- rolls his eyes playfully and walks toward the pod

JD: ruffles his hair while chuckling come on snowy

C: Cominggggg

C: walks but stops when he notices something nearby..

C: walks closer to it and realizes the snow is a different color.. and that it's-

C: Yellow snow?!! Woahhhhh cooooll I've always wanted to try it!! runs towards it

JD,S: are about to walk inside when they realize Clay isn't behind them

S: turns Where is-

JD: turns as well and sees him from a distance

JD: Clay what're you doing?!

C: looks back at them with a smile I FOUND YELLOW SNOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? COME TRY SOME WITH ME! turns back to the snow

S: ....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh slowly turns to John

JD: Clay, no, no you're NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT I- andddd it's in his mouth-

C: ...PEEEEUGH- PTOO PTOO PTOO- spits out the snow then blows raspberries everywhere EWWW EW EW EWWWW WHAT IS THAT?!

JD,S: look at each other then laugh

C: stops spitting and hears and sees them laughing and frowns

C: grumbles It's not funny!!

JD: It was kiiinda funny keeps laughing I tried to tell you!

S: chuckles alright come on seriously I want my hot chocolate goes inside the pod

JD: Yeah me too follows behind him

C: Hmph crosses his arms and rolls his eyes and tries to hold back a smile of his own, getting up and making his way over to the pod as well

--

The rest of the day for our chaotic brothers was no more than warm hot chocolate, watching shows/movies, and talking about their snow day activities and what they should do next time, enjoying their time together like they always should

..oh and of course there was more teasing Clay about eating the yellow snow-

RP: You did what?? rubs antibiotic cream on Floyd's face

F,B: Eeewwww!! giggle

C: I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA TASTE LEMONY!!

S: Don't you ever listen to when they say NOT to eat it??

C: ....nooooo? smiles innocently

JD: rolls his eyes playfully only Clay-

C: sighs yep, only me leans back on the couch and takes out a random book that says 'book to read when it's the end of the chapter'

S: ..seriously where do you get those books-