Christmas Special coming soon ! (probably a two parter with possible drawings too 👀) stay TUUUUUNED

RP: humming while handling dishes and moving stuff around in the kitchen

B: is wobbling around the corner and smells something sweet, holding onto the wall to find Grandma mixing something in a bowl

B: Mama? tilts his head

RP: Hm? turns her head to see Branch and smiles oh well hello there my youngest peachfuzz, you done caught Grandma in the middle of her cooking!

RP: Well, actually I'm baking something right now, and it's a surprise! winks and whispers

B: laughs and sputters

RP: Don't tell your brothers! I want us aaaalll to enjoy it together dumps the mix into a pan and carries it over to the oven

B: BABABA walks closer

RP: Oh oh, be careful! puts the pan in the oven and closes it, quickly grabbing Branch and walking out the kitchen with him

B: MAMAAAA

RP: chuckles Oh sweetheart, it's Grandma. Grand-ma

B: GRRRAND sputters MA

RP: There you go! Now sayyyy- Fluffleeee

B: FFFFFWLUFFLE

RP: Berryyyy-

B: BAAAAAREY

RP: Cake!

B: GAKE

RP: Close enough!

RP: That's what I'm making for all your brothers, and you boops his nose

B: giggles YAAAAAY

RP: But as I said it's a surprise, this is my first time making this so it'll be a surprise for me too!

RP: puts Branch down You go on ahead and play with your brothers, I'm sure they're up doing some wacky doo hickey nonsense-

B: BROTHERWS climbs up the stairs with his stubby feet

RP: sighs now to wait for this timer to go o-

DING DING DING

RP: ..hm, love the plot convenience walks over to the oven

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B: ABABABA stobbles over to the boys' room

B: SQUARE MAN!

JD: slowly looks over ......that's the first thing you say-

C: sees Branch enter the room whaddup Branch, wanna watch the ending of one piece with us

S: For the LAST AND FINAL TIME WE ARE NOT WATCHING THAT-

C: WE ARE IF YOU'D JUST GIVE ME THE REMOTE

F: I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH DORA!!!

S: I will shove this rectangular device down my pants and no one's gonna watch anything-

C: WE'RE MISSING THE PREMIERE!!!

JD: You guys are so dramatic- eats popcorn

S: Yeah you're one to talk big brother square-

B: somehow steals the remote while Spruce is not looking and chomps on it

S: looks down at him HEY-

B: takes it out of his mouth and laughs GAKE!!

S: No- remote- GIMME takes it from him

B: GAKE GAKE! turns and points behind him

S: Wha

F: I think he's trying to tell us something! climbs off of his bed and jogs over to Branch

C: Okay go ahead and investigate inspector ga-

F: What is it Branch?

B: whines Gaaakeeee

F: Huh??

B: GAKE GAKE GAKE is looking towards downstairs

JD: Well- anybody know what a gake is-

S: Is he- trying to say ca-

B: FWUFF-BARREBY CAKE

B: GAKE!!

JD: You said cake then gake again-

F: He means cake! Do you want cake Branch?

B: GWRANDMA! giggles and bounces up and down and reaches to Floyd

F: Well.. okay! picks up Branch I'm sure Grandma wouldn't mind getting us some cake

S: Yeah because she already loves wasting her money on us-

C: Well I mean- we get paychecks too-

S: slaps the back of his head

C: WHY-

S: Moron- we're kids- we don't get the money- it goes straight to the adult-

C: ......ooOOHHHHHHHH

F: Come on let's go! It wouldn't hurt to ask! hops down the stairs

C: It would actually-

S: smacks his head again then follows Floyd

C: STOP-

JD: Why is Floyd always the voice of reason- hops off of his bed and joins them

C: I know right what happened to Spruce being the smart one- starts walking downstairs

S: from downstairs WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT-

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F: Grandmaaaa! sniffs then mumbles mmmmm smells so good in here

RP: Hm? turns around Oh Floyd! Oh dear you weren't supposed to come down yet-

F: Why? is trying to peek over what's that?

RP: It's a surprise darling, now I want you to-

F: GASPSPS SURPRISE? I LOVE SURPRISES!

RP: I know I know is spreading icing but trying to hide it but I need you to not be a fan of surprises for a second and go wait upstairs with your brothers okay-

C: Too late- I don't know what upstairs is-

S: sniffs what's that smell?

JD: walks past him your butt-

S: ...well I'll take that as a compliment then because it smells heavenly down here-

JD: stretches ALRIIIIIGHT climbs on the table WHAT'S COOKI-

RP: I know you're on the table now GEDDOWN-

JD: Right- strict grandma senses- climbs down anywho what's happenin

C: It's for me right- you can say it's for me I know it is-

RP: Boys please! I'm just trying to do something nice for once I need you all to go-

RP: looks at the empty jar of frosting ...frosting

F: GAAAASPPPP GRANDMA NO!

C: WAIT- DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN SAY IT TOO NOW-

RP: No, no! Not that! I ran out of-  nevermind, I gotta go to the store grabs her bag

C: ...again-

S: Is it just me or is she always going to the store-

RP: It's just for one thing I promise, wait- checks the gAkE again agh- two things!

RP: sighs Alright you all, wraps the cake up in plastic wrap then points to it

RP: This, stays right here exactly where it is, right in this spot does everyone hear me?

BroZ: look at each other then nod

RP: Good, now-

C: raises his hand

RP: sigh Yes Clay-

C: What is it-

RP: You'll know when I get back

B: GAKE! points at it

RP: Branch!

S: ...you know what it honestly should've been kinda obvious-

RP: Okay fine! It is cake! But I don't want any of you touching it! It's very special!

C: .....it's cake-

S: smacks the back of his head

RP: I'm serious, I don't wanna see any bite marks, no tears, no movements, NADA! It better be right in tact when I get back, understood?

C: What if you don't see anything-

RP: Clay-

C: You didn't see anything.. waves his hands around and slowly disappears

F: I understand Grandma! nods with a smile

RP: sighs I don't mean to sound annoyed, it's just very important to me that you boys don't touch this cake, you'll understand why after I come back

RP: walks toward the door

JD: ...WHAT KINDA CAKE IS IT-

RP: After I come baaaaack! shuts the door

BroZ: watch her leave

C: ....so I'm getting first piece right-

S: kicks his leg

C: SERIOUSLY-

S: I got tired of smacking your head-

C: But come onnnnn it smells so good how can we resisttttt? Just one tiny crumb!

F: No Clay! We promised Grandma!

C: flops on the floor you're all so LAME-

S: Well if you wanna get in trouble go ahead-

C: I won't though

S: How-

C: Because I'll just blame one of you

S: You little-

JD: ALRIGHT CRYBABIES LISTEN UP-

S,C: No-

JD: As the oldest brother we are not going to go ANYWHERE, near that ca-

F: Uhh-

JD: Floyd didn't anyone tell you it's rude to interrupt- especially your OLDEST BROTHER-

F: Where's Branch??

JD: ......

JD: For the love of- sigh

JD: does a head count 1.. 2.. 3..

JD: counts himself 4?? looks around

S: Floyd didn't you have him?

F: I did!! I don't know where he could've w- BRANCH?!!!

S: raises an eyebrow then looks behind him and sees Branch with a handful of cake, sitting next to the platter while nomming happily

B: looks up at them and smiles GAKE!!

BroZ: o_______o

S: Yea we're done-

JD: Aw Branch what the hell! snatches him up

F: Oh no oh no OH NO! Grandma's gonna be so upset we're all gonna be in trouble!

C: Who's we- Branch did it-

S: Yeah well he's a baby soooo we'll get in trouble for not watching him-

JD: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT HE TELEPORTED-

F: WAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT'RE WE GONNA DOOOOOOOOO

S: Okay okay look- it's fine, Branch is small it's a small piece, so if we just leave the evidence where it is and explain what happened Grandma might understa- CLAY

C: sitting atop the counter next to Branch with a plate and fork in hand while munching OH man this stuff is good you should try it

JD: This dude-

S: .........are you STUPID

C: Hey!! If Branch gets some I should get some too! Come on you guys know you wanna-

S: No because we're not DUMMIES LIKE YOU YOU FLIP FLOPPIN BANANA HAIR-

C: Brooo chill out you just need some cake- here- tries giving him a piece

S: NO smacks his fork on the ground

C: ......five second rule- quickly picks it up and blows it and eats the cake again

S: UGHHHHH this is ridiculous! We had one job, ONE JOB!

F: whines we can't do anything right!

C: Correct- takes another bite of his cake nonchalantly

JD: looks over at the both of them then at the cake and slowly inches closer to it

S: John-

JD: WHAT no yeah I totally agree with you yeah

S: I don't agree with what you were just doing-

JD: IIIII don't know what you're talking about

S: Step away from the cake-

JD: Bro, Spruce, you're losing it man- I haven't taken a single step towards the-

B: GAKE! laughs while pointing at Floyd

JD: Damn-

S: F L O Y D

F: IM SORRRRYYYYYYYY!! has cake on his face looking guilty as all hell

C: Shhhh shhh just let it happen.. grabs a piece of cake and gently pats it on his face

F: I sniffles I just really really wanted to try some..

C: And nobody blames you

S: I DO! HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU GUYS TO LISTEN!!

C: Very much hard-

S: UGHHHH! slaps a hand over his face you know what, the three of you will just get in trouble while me and John sit upstairs watching t-

JD: We'll do what now? munching on cake

S: ...........

S: That's IT! turns around about to walk away

S: IM NOT INVOLVED- NEVER WAS-

C: Come onnnnn Spruuuuceeee just one biiiteeee

JD: Seriously bro this stuff is really good you should come try just a little

S: mumbling little bros little bros- NO- everywhere I turn I can SEE-

C: Not even a teensy tiny whiney lil bitty bite-

S: grumbles NO! whips around YOU WON'T-

S: is met with Branch putting a handful of cake in his mouth

B: GAHABSHSBAHA

C: holding Branch see? Stuff's good right?

S: is holding it in his mouth for a few seconds and is actually enjoying it

S: No.. NO- spits it out there's NO way you're gonna make me-

Two minutes later

S: What did she put IN this this stuff is ADDICTING is holding a plate himself while eating

BroZ: all sitting on the couch in the living room while eating

F: It's so yummy! But I'm getting a little full, I don't want a tummy ache- because too much cake makes tummy ache! pats his and Branch's tummies

B: giggles

C: You're gonna make me throw up everything I just ate-

JD: belches OH man that was EXACTLY what I needed- was that all of it?

C: looks over Yup- looks like it

JD: Cool leans back on the couch

silence

F: gets up to grab water and looks at the pan ..uhmmm guys?

JD: Sup

F: I don't see the cake anywhere..

C: Yea because we definitely didn't just get done eating it a few seconds ago

F: blinks then widens his eyes ..oh no.. oh no OH NO OH dramatically drops to his knees NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

S: rolls his eyes at first but then realizes the situation

S: ......we just ate Grandma's cake-

C: Okay did eating that cake turn all of you stupid or what-

S: quickly sits up WE JUST ATE GRANDMA'S CAKE!!!!!!

B: GAKE!!! claps his hands happily

S: HUSH YOU-

JD: is half asleep trying not to pass out into a full on nap What- are you all screaming abou-

S: grabs his square face we.. just.. ate.. Grandma's.. CAKE.

JD: blinks slowly

JD: delicately removes Spruce's hands from his face and stands up and clears his throat and inhales-

JD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

F: sobbing while flopping his hands everywhere WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO!!!

JD: OKAY OKAY- nearly trips over himself trying to run in front of everyone NOBODY PANIC

C: I'm not-

S: And WHY NOT

C: ...should I be?

S: YES!! WE'RE GONNA GET YELLED AT, HAVE OUR STUFF TAKEN, THE BAND'S GONNA BREAK UP, WE'RE GONNA POSSIBLY GET KICKED OUT OF THE POD AND LEAVE THAT ONE BEHIND- points at Branch eating his foot AND IM GONNA MARRY A MUPPET!!!!

F: WHAT?!?!?!

S: AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A GAY EMO!!!!

F: NOOOOOOOOO- wait, that doesn't sound so bad- BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

C: sighs and gets up alright gimme a second

C: walks to the kitchen to get a glass of water and drinks and gargles it

C: comes back and exhales

C: MY LIFE IS OVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

S: You're so fake-

JD: GUYS, LISTEN- I know how we can fix this!

S: HOW?? WE GONNA PUKE IT ALL UP AND PUT IT BACK ON THE PAN??

F: Wait, can we do that??

C: We could-

F:

F: tries to put his finger down his throat and starts gagging

S: slaps Floyd's hand BOTH OF YOU-

JD: LOOK- just- follow me!

JD: grabs all of them with his hair and dashes to the kitchen

JD: puts them down and opens all the cabinets

JD: Look! We got some flour, sugar, sprinkles, we can just make it all over again!!

C: You're saying this like we all have bachelor degrees in pastry arts-

S: Plus we didn't see how Grandma made it, and she needed to get two more ingredients from the store!

JD: Looooook look look look would you all rather get in trouble and face the wrath of Grandma- or just bake her another cake and act like nothing happened!

F: It can't be so hard! ...right?

B: YEA!! claps his hands

JD: Nuh uh- you- grabs Branch and puts him in his hair are staying in here- you started this mess and you're not gonna mess it up again-

F: frowns But Branch won't mess it up again!! Will you??

B: whines and tries reaching out to Floyd

JD: Well I'm not taking that chance again- now let's figure this out already!! puts the flour sugar and sprinkles on the table and grabs a bowl someone grab the eggs and milk!

C: Okay opens the fridge and grabs the eggs and milk and drops both of them

C: .....aw shi-

BroZ: just staring at the mess

S: This is why Grandma doesn't let us in the kitchen-

JD: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE SOMEBODY PICK IT UP!!!!!

F: AH AH AH- messily picks up the eggs and throws them in the bowl with the eggshells still on them

S: grabs the half empty gallon of milk and puts it on the table

C: Man we SUCK at this!! laughs

F: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT!!

S: smacks the back of his head this is your own stupid fault!!

C: Technically I'm not the one who started it by eating the cake-

S: That's not what I meant!! And you still ate some of it!! grabs the milk and pours some in the bowl

C: No regrets-

JD: EVERYONE shut up before I throw this bowl at the wall which I do NOT wanna do!

JD: Now someone go get a spoon!

F: Okay!! runs to the drawer and shuffles through it and comes back with a spatula, smiling proudly

S: .....Floyd-

JD: ....what are you Spongebob- snatches the spatula and waves it in his face I said SPOON!!!

F: Yeah!! Spongebob uses a spoon!! That's spoon!! points to it

JD: Oh my GO- sighs heavily and reaches his hair towards the cabinet and pulls out a large spoon and bops him in the head with it

F: Ow-

JD: Let's just do this before this entire pod is getting flipped over-

JD: walks over to the bowl ....WHY ARE THERE EGGSHELLS IN THE BOWL!!!!!

F: ...oopsie!

S: Well- at least it'll be crunchy-

C: snickers Good one-

JD: UGHHHHH, JUST- FLOUR, GIVE ME

S: Ask nicely-

JD: No-

S: grabs the bag of flour and throws it at his face

JD: exhales frustratingly and pours some inside Sugar-

F: JOHN! Don't curse!!

JD: I DIDN'T- smacks a hand on his face GIVE ME, THE SUGAR

F: Ooooooh okay!! climbs and stands in a chair grabs the bag of sugar, but struggles since it's a little heavy

F: Wuh oh- ah AH- drops it in the bowl and it's just pouring out

JD:

F: ....sorry John-

JD: says nothing and just slowly grabs the bag and takes it out and starts stirring, pouring sprinkles in there

JD: It's not like it can get any worse-

B: is slowly sliding from John's hair, smiling and giggling

S: ....John-

JD: Shush! I'm very much focused and doing all the work right now!

C: You're barely doing anything-

B: is sliding more and more out of John's hair unbeknownst to the Square troll

S: John I really think you should-

JD: Oh my God can you let me do what I need to DO-

B: falls in the bowl and goes PLOP

B: YAYYYYYY I DID IT laughing and clapping while holding John's Goggles

BroZ: .................................

C: Yeah "can't get any worse" right-

F: AAAAAH- WHO'S THAT- points at John not recognizing him without his goggles and hides behind Spruce

JD: ..............

S: John- John just brea-

JD: aggressively grabs the bowl and is about to throw it with Branch still in the bowl

S,C,F: AAAAAAAAHH-

B: WHEEEEEEEEE-

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S: Well.. it- looks.. kinda the same?

The cake looks absolutely nothing like how Grandma made it- it looks like a slop of mud mixed with toilet and sewer water sprinkled with rotten candy.

C: Gee whiz guys we're the best darned bakers I've ever seen-

F: sniffs you're right Clay.. we did such a good job..

C: ......yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

JD: One more word and I'm making all of you eat this raw- picks up the pan and throws it inside the oven

S: Don't break it-

JD: Alright- shuts the oven closed now we just wait gotta an hour for it to be done.. that shouldn't be too long right- walks away

C: ...wait- isn't it only thirty minutes-

JD: yells from the living room ONE HOUR BECAUSE I SAID SO-

S: Okay well if the pod explodes it won't be any of our faults- walks away as well

F: THE POD'S GONNA EXPLODE?!?!? RUN BRANCH!!! dashes away

C: I like how he only said run Branch and not everyone else- yeah just let everyone else die I guess-

B: RUNNAHAHAA tries following after him but bumps into Spruce's leg and falls on his face ...WAAAAAAAAAA-

S: Can you all stop- picks up Branch

C: You're the one who set em off by saying the pod's gonna explode- leans back and opens a book that says 'Book to read when you're waiting for your pod to explode'

S: I DID NO- sighs I've had enough yelling for one day-

S: rocks Branch okayyyy calm down you're fineee the pod's not gonna explode-

F: pops from Clay's hair with a bowl on his head as armor it's not??

C: ....get out-

S: Wait- one hour?? Grandma's only grabbing two things from the store she could be back any minute now!! 

JD: Hasn't she been gone for an hour already tho-

S: Well- yeah.. but still!!

JD: sighssss okayyyy to ease your mind I'll go look and see how our cake is doing-

JD: opens the oven See it's- oh- oh- OH that looks AWFUL- I mean YEAH IT'S BAKING SEE!!!

S: God we're so screwed-

JD: Yup- slams it closed we're gonna be allllright

F: Ooooh can I see?? skips over

JD: Yea sure- opens it and it's blazing on fire AAAAAAHHH--

F: AAAAAHHHHHH-

S: What're you two- looks over AAAAHHHHHHH-

C: looks over Woaaaahh- I mean- AAAAAAAAHHHHH--

B: pops out of Floyd's hair oooooooo~ tries touching it

F: BRANCH!!!! snatches his hand back and falls on the ground and stops drops and rolls into the living room

F: Phew.. that was a clo- AH!!!!!

B: AH!! TEEHEHEHEE the tip of his hair is on fire..and he somehow doesnt feel it

F: BRANCH IS FRYING!!!!

C: I GOT THIS- grabs a pillow and hits Branch with it multiple times

C: DONT- TOUCH- MY- BRO- oh- sees the pillow is on fire

F,C: look at each other

F,C: .....AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

S: WHERE'S THE STUPID HOME PHONE WE NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!

JD: NO!! GRANDMA WILL KILL US LETS JUST USE WATER!!

S: ARE YOU STUPID OR ARE YOU STUPID-

C: MOVE- pushes Spruce out the way and runs into the kitchen with a bucket of TOILET water and throws it on the oven

The oven is no longer ablaze but there's still a bunch of smoke coming from it.

S: ......beautiful

B: crawling over to where they are with his hair still on fire YAYYYYYY

JD,C,S: AAAAAAAH-

F: GUUUYSSS THE PILLOW'S STILL ON FIRE-

JD: THE PILLOW?!?!?!

C: FOR THE LOVE OF- licks his hand and grabs the tip of Branch's hair like a candle

B: looks up and sees the top of his hair is burnt like crispy bacon (it's FUNNY LEE IDC)

B: OM NOM! tries to grab it

C: grabs a cup of water and throws it at the pillow that's just laying there on fire

F: Phew.. we fixed it!

S: Fixed what?!! Half of the entire pod is burnt, the oven is destroyed and the cake is RUINED!!

F: ......sighs and flops on his back on the burnt pillow

F: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OW-AAAAAA

S: Great- now what! We're not just grounded we're DEAD!

JD: Okay, hear me out, I got a plan B.. Branch

S: What-

JD: We blame it on BRANCH!

C: Yeah because she's gonna believe that Branch ruined the oven and set the whole pod on fire-

JD: ....buuuut he did eat the ca-

S: And YOU'RE the one that set the POD ON FIRE-

JD: OKAY LOOK- we gotta figure out something before Gra-

BroZ: hear the doorknob twisting and turning

F: ......AAAAAAAAAAAAH- climbs in Clay's hair

C: STOP DOING THAT- knocks him out of his hair

S: WELL WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW-

F: says on the floor PLAY DEAD?

C: Accept our fates I guess-

JD: NO! is trying to wave away the smoke with his hair EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SMILE-

RP: opens the door John didn't I tell you not to tell your brothers to shut up I can hear you from out hea- sees them all smiling weirdly

JD: HEYYYYYY GRANDMA

RP: blinks Hiiii? What're you- sniffs and scrunches her face what in the world is that smell??!

C: laughs awkwardly Ohhhh Grandmaaa you know when Spruce has his stomach aches his farts smell like atomic bombs-

S: WHY YOU LITTLE- UHHH I MEAN UHH YUP, MHM, IT'S JUST MY STOMACH, HAHA-

RP: looks suspicious It smells burnt

C: ....EEEEXACTLY! points a finger at her HIS BUTT EXPLODES!

RP: sighs Okay what did you-

JD,C,S: NOTHING

F: whimpers and clams his mouth shut while sweating and gripping his hands together

RP: Are you all gonna tell me or do I need to go and find out for myself-

B: pops out of Floyd's hair GAKE!!

RP: Yes sweetie I know Grandma has to finish making her cake but I need to figure out what your older BROTHERS WERE DOING IN MY KITCHEN KNOWING THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PLAYING IN THERE-what happened to your hair-

B: AH NOM NOM!

F: ....IT GOT CAUGHT IN THE FI-

C: WEEEE WERE PLAYING DRESS UP AND WANTED TO PAINT SOME OF HIS HAIR BLACK YEAH-

RP: None of you have ever played dress up.. ever- except for Floyd-

JD: ....TODAY WE DID!

RP: Alright I've had enough of this- walks past all of them

JD,S: WAIT-

F: mmmmmMMMMMFFFHH- WE ATE THE CAKE AND TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE BUT THEN THE OVEN CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!

RP: WHAT?! whips her head around

C: FLOYD WE'RE NOT PLAYING PRETEND ANYMORE-

C: runs to the oven and coughs from the smoke then pulls out the completely ruined cake SEE? WE DIDN'T EAT THE CAKE! IT'S RIIIIGHT HERE-

RP: looks down at the slop they decided to call cake then looks back up at all of them

BroZ: all smiling nervously except for Floyd

RP: ...you either all admit to me that you ate that cake or everyone is getting sent upstairs to bed with no tv

S: We- we uh-

F: WE DID! WE REALLY DID! AND IT WAS SOOOO GOOD! WE'RE SO SO SORRY GRANDMA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

JD,C,S: cringe then slowly look over at Grandma who looks very disappointed

RP: crosses her arms

JD: sighs yeah, what he said

RP: taps her foot and what else?

JD: What- else?

RP: Did you actually catch the oven on fire while trying to make another one?

JD: sighs and nods

RP: watches them all stand there quietly and unfolds her arms, then slides a hand down her face frustratingly but also relieved

RP: Well, for one.. at least everyone's safe

BroZ: all stare up at her

RP: Two.. how could you do something so reckless! Can't I ever leave or trust any of you to be alone just for a little to run a simple errand!

C: ..no, no you can't- never trust children with sugar-

S: smacks the back of his head

RP: Boys.. sighs do you know why I told you not to touch that cake?

BroZ: look at each other

RP: ..It was a special family recipe passed down onto us.. and I wanted to bake it for the very first time and share it with you all

RP: That's why I wanted you all to wait.. so we could try it together

BroZ: lower their heads in shame

C: ...we really suck-

RP: sighs and shakes her head slowly, lowering it after

RP: There's only one way I'll be able to forgive all of you-

BroZ: all look up at her

RP: looks back up at them and starts to smile

RP: You help me bake another one

BroZ: start to smile as well

S: Okay!

JD: YEAH!

F: We can do that!

C: I don't know how to bake-

RP: chuckles Alright now go wash your hands and find some towels to wrap around yourselves since I'm too lazy to buy mini aprons grabs her oven mitts

JD: LAST ONE TO THE BATHROOM IS THE UH- UHHH-

C: SQUARE! runs to the bathroom

JD: WH- HEY YOU CAN'T-

S: Well I sure as heck don't wanna be square- dashes after him

JD: OH COME ON-

F: I WANNA BE SQUARE!

JD: sigh Floyd just go-

F: Okai! follows his older brothers to the bathroom

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And so they were able to make another cake WITHOUT burning the pod down and WITHOUT dropping babies or eggshells into the bowl- it wasn't perfect by any means but it still went by very much smoother than before, and they were able to have fun making it as a family!

RP: Well- it's alright, nowhere- clears her throat trying to swallow it down close to how I made it before, but I still enjoyed making it with my boys

F: I think it's still good Grandma!! grabs another bite mmm yum yum yum!!

C: Yea doesn't taste any different to me- eats a bite of his own

RP: chuckles well I'm glad you all like it

B: FLWUFF BERRY! playing in his food

RP: That's right Branch! This is our family's famous Fluffleberry Cake!

B: GAKE! falls face first into the entire cake

Everyone: ...........

C: I think he likes it-