Tyler opened his mouth to answer but then realized that he doesn't have to lick the woman's soles like the cockroach she thought he was. He just nonchalantly shrugged his shoulders and turned around to face the snack table. The blonde seemed offended that the boy turned his back to her.

"Dude..." Charlie muttered against Tyler's shoulder "I fucking hate that bitch."

"Who is she anyway?" Tyler shoved a whole cupcake into his mouth. Charlie's lips parted in astonishment

"Dude, you're gonna choke," she squeaked and tried to get the cupcake out of Tyler's mouth

"No, I'm not-" Tyler gasped and felt tension in the back of his throat. His eyes widened but the boy wasn't going to choke in front of some random conceited bitch that probably despised him already for no reason at all.

"So..." Tyler flashed his friend a smile after he stopped spasming out "Who is she?"

"It's Josh's girlfriend..." Charlie let out a sigh

"Oh?" Tyler's chest swelled from stinging breath

The redhead glanced at the blonde who was sitting at the edge of Josh's desk, her eyes still darting around with disgust just beaming out of them. The skimpy dress didn't cover much, in fact, it didn't cover anything at all. Tyler knew that she was a vain bitch and never did anything around the house. Judging from her nails she never had a broom in her hands because who would spend half a mortgage on manicure just to ruin it the day after?

Tyler snickered, judging from the condition of her knees she was a busy woman. The small blemishes on her knees signalled that she got it during her job. But not work around the house or in the office. Tyler acknowledged exactly what kind of job she was performing. That was probably her only talent.

"Debby, hi.." Josh's voice compelled Tyler to turn around. The man wasn't very thrilled to see her, Tyler knew that smile.

"You said that you're going to take me out for a dinner." Debby pursed her blood-red lips in discontent, her nails, that were the same shade as her lips, impatiently tapped the surface of Josh's desk.

"I did?" Josh cackled and rubbed the back of his head nervously "I... I don't recall."

"Of course you don't, all you care about is your job!" the girl lit up for no reason

"No, listen-" Josh's tone was desperate

"You don't care about me at all." Debby wiped a fake tear. Tyler shuddered on the inside, he couldn't believe that the man would put his dick in someone like her.

"I have paperwork, I'm sorry." Josh pleaded

"I don't care." Debby snarled "I am your girlfriend and my happiness is all that matters!"

"What about his happiness..." Tyler sighed but remained silent

Josh had burning desperation in his eyes, Tyler could see how much he loved the girl and didn't want to lose her. The brunet's eyes scanned the stack of papers in the corner of the room. Tyler remembered the papers in Josh's home as well. The man sure was busy and had no one to help him...

"You take me out for dinner like a normal boyfriend or-"

"I'll help him." Tyler cut the woman off

"What?" Josh blinked in confusion

"I'll help you with the paperwork." Tyler shrugged nonchalantly "I have nothing else to do. How hard could it be?"

Josh gawked at Tyler wide-eyed, still puzzled about the boy's proposal. Debby flashed Tyler a fake smile showing both rows of her pearly teeth. Those veneers sure cost a fortune. Wonder, who paid for them?

"I-" Josh cleared his throat "I have more at home..."

"I'll help." Tyler chuckled casually "Seriously, I have nothing else to do."

"Oh, great." Debby extended the last part of the word, to Tyler it sounded extremely sarcastic but no one else picked up on it "It's a date then."

"It sure is." Josh nodded

"I'll be ready at ten."

The woman walked up to Josh and grabbed his face with her horrible red claws. Tyler cringed at the sight of her mouth on Josh's. The man didn't even have a chance to react. The blonde's red lipstick smeared on Josh's lips leaving a glistening stain. Tyler rocked back and forth on his heels, eyes lowered, he didn't want to see it. Charlie made a fake gagging noise that only Tyler could hear. The brunet smiled. If there was a role in a movie for a leech, the blonde would fit all the criteria for a blood-sucking parasite.

Debby eventually let Josh breathe, Josh nodded with a smile on his lips. There was no way that the embrace was pleasant. Josh looked incredibly uncomfortable, what kind of kiss it has to be that it makes you cry? Josh blinked rapidly, the gloss in his eyes slowly reduced like it wasn't there in the first place but Tyler knew. He knew.

The woman winked at Josh before turning around and leaving. The annoying clicking of her heels could be heard all the way to the first floor.

"Thank you, I-" Josh's breath got stuck in his throat

"Eh, it's not that big of a deal. " Tyler smiled

"That's very nice of you, Tyler. " Josh's smile made Tyler's insides writhe in pleasant agony

The boy nodded. Josh grabbed the box of papers and gestured the brunet to follow him. Charlie tugged at his sleeve, confusion all over her face.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" she seethed "You're helping that bitch to suck the last bit of soul out of him."

"I'm not helping her, I'm helping Josh." Tyler smirked "And myself. "

"Yourself? "

A cunning grin slowly curved Tyler's chapped lips. Charlie's eyes slowly widened in realization.

"You clever bastard, you." she nudged Tyler's shoulder

"I know, sweety. " Tyler flicked his wrist as if he was flipping his hair "I know. "