A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping me with a few things

Scene opens on a dark room with several monitors showcasing the events of past episodes and chapters being watched by two bumbling government agents only referred to as Agent 1 and Agent 2.

Agent 1 is a Caucasian male with Brown hair and side burns.

Agent 2 is a dark-skinned female with Blonde hair

They pause on a frame of Blitzo in front of horses with a derpy expression on his face.

Agent 1: Right there. That was the first sighting.

Agent 2: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?

Agent 1: They always attack at random, all over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next.

A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by an angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a hole in the wall that is covered with small wood planks. Forming a little peek hole to the outside. They then see the source of all the racket, Blitzo outside on top of some trash bags and dumpsters looking around.

Agent 2: Ah well, that's convenient.

Cut to IMP standing outside of the building.

Blitzo: Shhh! Remember we can't be seen.

Y/N: (in your human disguise) You literally just fell in a pile a trash.

Blitzo points at you with a used condom on his finger, causing you to cringe away in disgust.

Blitzo: I said shush your pussy-sucking lips, Y/N!

Moxxie heads towards the portal until he hears a gun cock.

Blitzo: Get down!

He tackles Moxxie to the ground as a net flies over their heads. You turn and see Agent 1 reloading his weapon while Agent 2 scales down the building.

Y/N: Damn it, Blitzo! You can't not fuck things up for two minutes?!

Agent 1 fires another net at you, which you dodge before dashing forward and sweeping his legs out from under him. Agent 2 to punch you, but you catch her fist and knock her to the ground with a headbutt. Loona is shown next to a portal.

Blitzo: Loona! Close it!

Millie: Wait! No!

The portal closes fully. Agent 2 has recovered and hits Moxxie with a tranquilizer dart.

Y/N and Blitzo: Moxxie!

You kick Agent 1 in the chest as he charges towards you, knocking him flat on his ass. Blitzo picks up Moxxie and uses him as a club to smack Agent 2.

Moxxie: I smell...colors...

You and Blitzo stop at a dead end.

Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing fucks!

Agent 2 raises her weapon and tases the three of you. As you fall unconscious your slip back into your Hellhound form.

Agent 1: I'd like to see the suits at corporate call us losers now, that was pretty badass.

Agent 2: Super badass.

Cut back to Hell where Millie is furiously pounding on the wall with tears in her eyes.

Millie: Shit! Shit, shit, shit!

Loona: You uh...you okay over there?

Millie: Why are you just sitting there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!

Loona: I want to help them just as much as you do but Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears that means it was serious-

Millie: Dusk's big brother is trapped over there! She already lost her father, she can't lose Y/N too!

Loona: You think I don't know that? Ever since we found out the truth about how Y/N has to be Dusk's brother and father figure, I have nothing but sympathy for the two of them! So don't act like I don't care!

Sequence shows Loona packing Blitzo's "Emergen-C Bag" and transforming into her human disguise while Millie picks up a double-bladed axe. The two of them enter the same alleyway.

Millie: They aren't here...

Loona picks Millie up and sniffs at the ground.

Loona: Smells like they went this way. Come on, let's find our emotionally-troubled friend  and the dumbass twins.

She slips Millie into her backpack and grabs the axe.

Cut to an interrogation room in D.H.O.R.K.S's headquarters. Moxxie wakes up and notices that he, you, and Blitzo are tied up. Agent Two grabs an overhead light and shines it in Moxxie's face.

Agent Two: Finally awake, huh, little fella? Your partners have been a while now.

Blitzo: Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down alright, I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also I've been strapped nipple first with a car battery.

Agent 1: (shining the light in your face) What about youse, big doggo? You ever been tased before?

Y/N: No taser could ever compare to the emotional baggage I'm carrying, so do your worst.

Agent 1: (Shining the light in Blitzo's face) Tell us, demon scum. Who do you work for? Satan?

Agent 2: How did you get to our world from the afterlife?

Agent 1: Why are youse killing humans?

Agent 2: When did you show up here?

Blitzo: Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still fuckin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean everyone gets coffees in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want something iced, bitch. Y/N, you want anything?

Y/N: Black with cream and two sugars. Moxxie?

Moxxie: I'll have a Neopolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put "Foxxie" or "Roxxie", I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then-

Agent 1: Enough! We aren't getting youse coffee!

Blitzo: Wow, I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox, congrats.

Y/N: I know we're from Hell and all but seriously...that is the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.

Moxxie: Eh. I try my best.

Agent 2: If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beasts.

Moxxie: When you say "tortured" you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive, we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and you have no way of knowing what was true.

Blitzo: Or we might like it too much. And then you got a whole new thing to deal with.

Agent 1: What do you mean by that?

Blitzo: Oh, you're stupid, huh. I could work with stupid, Daddy Likey Dummy.

You and Moxxie crack up

Moxxie: Good one, sir! Daddy likey-

You look towards Agent 2 and smirk.

Y/N: (teasingly) Step on me, mommy.

She recoils in disgust while Blitzo and Moxxie burst out laughing.

Agent 2: You better stop laughin' at us.

Agent 1: Yeah! You're the one's at our mercy!

Moxxie: It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied up here, for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are.

Agent 2: What are you?

Moxxie:

You and Blitzo crack up

Agent 1: (Pointing at you) And about the big fluffy guy?

Y/N: Read a fucking book, jackoff.

Blitzo and Moxxie laugh hysterically. Agent 1 claps his hands sarcastically.

Agent 1: Oh, a smart guy, huh?

Agent 2: One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!

Y/N: Don't threaten me with a good time, sweetheart.

You teasingly wink at her and she gags.

Blitzo: Ohh, getting kinky.

Agent 1: WHAT?!? We ain't playing any of your vile demon games!

Blitzo: I mean, that's what it sounds like back there. You sickos.

Moxxie: [sarcastically] PLEASE, don't give them ideas sir.

Blitzo: Why not? I can only imagine the kind of shit you're into.

Agent 1: STAAHP! We are NOT getting kinky wit youse!

Y/N: That's what they all say.

Agent 2: Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!

Blitzo: Hey, aren't we going to get a phone call, bitch?

Agent 1: Well, that entirely depends: Who you going to call, hmm?

Blitzo: Your fat mom, thanking her for a fat time!

Agent 2: Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!

Agent 1 cries into his arm

Cut to the exterior of D.H.O.R.K.S's headquarters where Loona and Millie are hiding behind a corner to avoid being caught by two guards patrolling the front entrance.

Millie: This where they ended up?

Loona: I think so. Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?

Millie: Lift me up to that vent.

Loona does so and Millie crawls through the vent before unlocking a door for Loona to enter. The two of them attempt to sneak through the building until they are caught on camera by an unnamed D.H.O.R.K. agent who spits his coffee on the agent next to him and sounds an alarm.

The two of them are soon confronted by several agents wielding weapons from Japan's Edo period

An agent holding a naginata runs toward Loona and Millie and swings the spear to them. The girls ducks, avoiding the spear. Loona jumps swinging the axe, causing an agent to have his right leg sliced while Millie shots his head twice. Loona throws the axe to another agent's face, Millie climbs the body picks the ax and slices another agent in half. Loona runs into an agent with nunchucks, ready to kick but he avoids, she rolls and jumps to avoid him. An agent swings a kusarigama to Loona but Loona ducks, slicing the nunchuck guy in the neck instead. Millie sneaks up to a surprised agent and breaks his neck, he falls down face first. Loona grabs Millie and Millie grabs the axe, running to another set of agents. A door opens revealing an agent, alerting the other agents. The set of agents reveal their shuriken and throws them to the girls.

Millie: Throw me!

She throws Millie into a group of agents as a door closes behind her labeled CAUTION BLAST DANGER. Screaming sound effects. The door lifts to show Millie surrounded by corpses and blood-spatter.

Loona: Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady.

Millie: I'm like 5 years older than you.

Cut back to the interrogation room, where Blitzo has apparently spent this whole time insulting Agent 1's mom.

Agent 1: Stop insultin' my mother, she's dead!

Blitzo: BLEP

Agent 2: Hey, hey, let's just leave them here until they feel like talking.

The two agents exit the room, slamming the door behind them. Blitzo immediately tries to get out of his bonds but can't.

Blitzo: Don't worry guys, if we keep being obnoxious they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly. It usually works.

Agent 1: Hmm, so the demons wanna play games, huh? Well we can play games.

Agent 2 hits a button between "Haha Gas" and "Bitch Juice" as she lifts her fist the button is glowing a bright green and labeled "truth bomb".

Moxxie: I'm just worried about Millie; she'll be on her way by now, I'm sure.

Blitzo: Ugh, she'll be fine Moxxie. It would take a roided up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset.

Y/N: I'll give her and Loona credit for one thing. They definitely know how to raise some Hell when the time calls for it

The truth gas begins to flood into the room. Blitzo turns towards you with an annoyed expression

Blitzo: Hey, Y/N. Can I ask you something?

Y/N: If I say "no", you're just going to keep on pestering me so...sure.

Blitzo: Are you completely dense or do you just have trouble when it comes to reading Women?

Y/N: What the fuck are you talking about?

Blitzo: Oh come on. You think I haven't noticed how my daughter is head over fucking heels for you? 

Moxxie: Or Millie?

Blitzo: Or Verosika and her whores? I think you and Dusk are the only people outside of their group that she acts nice too.

Y/N:  Or she just rightfully hates you for breaking her heart and stealing from her.

Blitzo: Oh you will not let that go!

Y/N:  No, because you were in the wrong! Why the fuck won't you acknowledge that?

Blitzo: This isn't about me! This is about why you refuse to give my daughter a chance!

Y/N: Because it's all a lie! I've been in enough failed relationships to know that it'll end disaster.

Moxxie: You couldn't possibly know if-

Y/N: I don't wanna hear it, you pansy-ass fop!

Blitzo: ...Wow.

Y/N: Ugh. Sorry, Mox. I don't know why I just went off on you like that.

Moxxie: It's fine. (Notices gas) Guys, they're flooding the room with something.

Blitzo: What the hell is this?

Moxxie: It must some sort to air borne truth telling serum!

Blitzo: Oh, you just guess that's what it is?

Moxxie:  Quick, ask me something I wouldn't normally tell you.

Blitzo:  Ok, uh...do you ever dream of being pegged?

Moxxie: Sometimes. Wait...ew! Fuck! Why that?!

Blitzo: Ha!

Y/N: Not really surprising.

Moxxie: (To Blitzo) Well, your suit is tacky! Fuck! I'm sorry!

Blitzo: (Gasps) How fucking dare you?! You have shitty taste in music! Ah! Sorry!

Moxxie: Shitty taste? You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!

Blitzo: I lied! I left half way through!

Moxxie: (tearing up) You-you said you loved it!

Blitzo: It was awful, Moxxie! It was about ugly, horny Cats!

They both break down sobbing.

Blitzo: Oh god, Moxxie! I've said so many lies to you!

Your visions starts to distort.

Blitzo: Damn it, guys! This is all your fault!

Moxxie: How is this our fault?!

Y/N: There you go again! Refusing to take responsibility for your own actions!

Your vision distorts again and you suddenly find yourself standing back in the streets of Hell in front of a large house.

Y/N: Blitzo? Moxxie?

You walk up to the house and the door swings open. You hesitantly step in.

Y/N: Hello? Anyone?

You look at the walls of the house, adorned with pictures

Y/N: What the hell?!

The first picture you see is a picture of you surrounded by Loona, Millie, Ms. Mayberry, Octavia, Verosika, Kiki, Milky, Apple, Coco, and Sallie May. All of them are wearing wedding dresses and are smiling at you lovingly.

Y/N: Wake up, Y/N. Wake up...

You look at another photo, this one shows you and Loona smiling at the camera surrounded by a litter of Hellhound Pups.

Y/N: I'm not seeing this...this isn't real...

You look at the last photo on the wall. This one features you and Verosika happily embracing a young Incubi who is holding a 1st place Trophy for a Music Contest.

You tear your eyes away from the wall and exit the house. Instead of seeing the streets of Hell, you find yourself in a barren wasteland and are soon confronted by an apparition of Moxxie, speaking with a posh accent.

"Moxxie:  Admit it, my dear friend. You don't know how you feel about those women half the time. And you depend on me and the others to constantly be your shoulders to cry on.

Y/N: I don't need to date them! I've been single for years. I'm used to it!

You feel something slam into you and look up to see an apparition of Striker.

"Striker": But you don't wanna be alone, Y/N!

Before you can move to attack him, you're grabbed by an apparition of Blitzo.

"Blitzo": You've tried being a solo act. It hasn't worked out so well! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He kicks you in the ass and you go flying twenty feet through the air before crashing back down. As you spit mud and grime out, you're approached by an apparition of Verosika.

"Verosika": Yet you still assume the worst of anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being a cold-hearted, judgmental prick!

Apparitions of Loona, Millie, Kiki, Milky, Apple, and Coco appear behind her, glaring at you. As you back away, you bump until a golden stairway with an apparition of Octavia sitting at the top.

"Octavia": Are you afraid of romance, Y/N?

"Moxxie": I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you desire proper intimacy, but allow paranoia to influence your actions and behavior. It's rather unfortunate, considering it often causes you to mistreat those who's feelings are genuine.

The hallucination changes so that Millie and Loona are dressed in Knight armor and speaking in similar Posh accents. 

"Millie": Such as ourselves.

"Loona": Are you worried we may have enough of it one day?

Y/N: Stop fucking talking! All of you!

The scene shifts and you find yourself in a dark forest sitting on a log next to a fire. You realize that this was the forest your dad often took you to train. Three apparitions appear. Your mother, your sister, and...your father.

Y/N: (in disbelief) Dad?

Fenrir: (smiles warmly) Hey boy, it's been too long. 

 Dusk sits in your lap and tightly hugs you which you reciprocate.

Fenrir: You've done well for yourself, and your mom and sister. I'm proud of you Y/N. 

Y/N: (teary eyed) Dad. I failed. Striker is still-

Fenrir: (interrupting) You survived and you keep your mother and sister safe. You have not failed me! Although if you do come across Striker again, show him true Hell. He made my wife and daughter cry and forced my son to take on all of my responsibilities, he must pay.

Y/N: He will.

Fenrir: That's my boy. From what I've heard it seems you've caught the attention of multiple women, tell me about them.

Y/N: (ashamed) I've treated them horribly, I let the trauma of my past cloud my judgement. I thought they were all trying to manipulate me or use me, I was so cold to them. (Disgusted) I mean...I punched one of them so hard, I knocked her tooth out.

Thorn: It's not too late son, you can still make it right.

Dusk: (still hugging You) You deserve to be happy big brother.

Fenrir: I've had similar experiences Y/N, I was on the brink of giving up hope. That is until I met your mother. (holds Thorn's hand)

Y/N: What about mom and Dusk, I have to...

Thorn: (interrupting) We'll be fine Y/N, keep in mind I can handle your father. (she and Fenrir glance and smirk at each other)

Dusk: You should take time for yourself Y/N, you've been miserable for too long.

Y/N: (tightens his embrace with tears trickling down) Thank you.

Fenrir: I love you, son

Y/N: I love you too, dad.

Fenrir: Now. I think it's time for you to wake up.

Y/N: Huh?

Your dad gently shoves you back and you are flung through the forest. You feel yourself opening your eyes and see Millie untying you.

Millie: Are you okay?

You smirk and pick her up. She looks at you in confusion.

Y/N: I've never felt better.

You kiss her passionately. She's momentarily caught off guard before she reciprocates and runs her hand down your cheek.

Millie: (dreamily) I'll say...

The two-way mirror of the interrogation room shatters, showing that Loona has used Agent 2 as a battering ram.

Blitzo: Loonie?!

Loona: Get your asses out of here before more fuckers show up!

She tosses Agent 2 into Agent 1, knocking him to the ground. She then jumps into the center of the room, reverting back to her Hellhound form. She notices you staring at her.

Loona: What are you-

She's cut off as you embrace her before pulling her into a heated kiss. When you pull away, a huge blush is spreading across her face and her tail is wagging so fast it's become a blur. You look at her and Millie.

Y/N:  We have a lot to talk about once we get outta here. But the main thing is...I'm sorry.

Loona: ...It's about time, ya jerk!

A legion of DHORK agents burst into the room. 

Blitzo: Ok, I've had one too many emotions for today. Guys. Let's fuck these fuckers up!

Two Agents toss bladed weapons, which you and Loona catch with your teeth. Loona then tosses an agent across the room while you throw the weapon back, impaling the second agent.

Loona snaps the neck of a third agent before decapitating two others. Another agent tries to throw a shuriken at her before getting his head bitten off by you.

Loona: Damn, that's hot.

 She gives you quick kiss on the cheek before running off to kill more agents 

Millie is shown butchering numerous agents with her axe, including cutting all the limbs off of one poor schmuck who writhes on the floor.

Blitzo and Moxxie are shown shooting numerous agents before Blitzo decapitates one and takes a selfie with his head.

You and Loona are standing back to back, mauling any agents who try to attack you before Loona pulls out a rifle.

Loona: Die motherfuckers! (Notices Blitzo staring) What?

Blitzo: I am just so damn proud of you, Loonie! (Kisses her cheek) Bye Sweetie!

Loona growls in annoyance before killing more agents. Millie is shown strangling an agent with her thighs.

Y/N: ...Am I wrong for thinking that's pretty hot?

Millie: (running a hand down her thigh) Not at all.

She snaps the agent's neck before you place her on your back, allowing her better access to butcher more agents. She stops briefly to peck you on the lips.

Blitzo: Now who wants some quality time with Daddy?

He kills numerous agents before hitting a grenade like a golfball. Agents 1 and 2 and shown running for cover before a mutilated corpse falls in front of them.

Agent 1: Why, God, WHY do we only use the weapons from Japan's Edo Period?!

Agent 2: Hey! The Edo Period was badass and you know it!

Agent 1: Damn it. You're right.

Y/N: Sure. Whatever you need to tell yourself.

They turn to look at you. You punch Agent 1 hard enough to send knock him off his feet before grabbing Agent 2 and tossing her into a wall.

Moxxie is shown standing on top of a pile of corpses, blasting any agent who runs at him.

Moxxie: Bitches!!!

Blitzo: Hey, Mox!

Moxxie fumbles and drops his shotgun, which goes off and shoots an agent in the crotch.

Blitzo: Oh, wow. Really going for the dick there, ain't ya? Here, I got it for ya (Kills agent). Now hold this.

He pulls out a rocket launcher labeled "My Dick" and fires a rocket labeled "Pussy Destroyer", which destroys a large portion of the room.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs. Is everyone alright?

Blitzo: Wooooo! How's that for demon scum?!

Agent 1 hits a button, causing the room to go into lockdown.

Moxxie: Quick, the book!

Loona: Shit! I-I can't read it in this light. I can't see dick!

Agents 1 and 2 approach you with their guns drawn. You stand protectively in front of Loona and Millie.

Blitzo: Well shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon dick dry and now we're out of badassery.

Agent 2: Ha! You demons aren't goin' anywhere now. 

The shadows in the room start to morph into demonic forms. A television flickers on with static on the screen before rattling and shutting off. Several monitors are flung off the wall.

Stolas and Octavia: Who dares threaten my Impish little plaything/my friend?

Agent 1: Who said that?!

He and Agent 2 see two pairs of foot prints walking towards them before he's stuck in the head with a monitor, knocking his sunglasses off.

Agent 1: Agent 2?

He attempts to approach her before her head turns around 180 degrees

Agent 2 and Stolas: What's the matter, demon hunter? Never seen a real demon before?

She collapses to her knees as a torrent of feathers come out of her mouth before they form into two owl beasts who snarl at the agents before turning back into their regular forms.

Blitzo: Stolas? Wait, how did you know we needed help?

Stolas: I have my ways, darling. Are you alright?

Blitzo: Ugh, I'm fine, Stolas.

Stolas: Good.

Y/N: Octavia, why are you here?

Octavia: My dad said you were in trouble. Are you-

You pull her into a gentle kiss.

Y/N: That answer your question?

Octavia merely stares at you, blushing profusely will her feathers are puffed out.

Stolas: (getting in Blitzo's face) How the fuck did you get caught by humans? Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know, if you get in trouble, I get in trouble. We don't want that!

Moxxie: They caught us off guard, your highness.

Blitzo: Yeah you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas. It's not gonna happen again, okay?

Stolas: Luckily for you, most don't believe the word of the demon-obsessed lunatics. They are seen as kooks. (Chuckles) Kooks! Such a silly word. Now! let us all return!

Moxxie: Yes please. I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible.

As you reenter Hell, Octavia is still a blushing mess.

Octavia: I'll be in my room if you need me, dad...

She opens a portal to her bedroom and walks through.

Stolas: Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Blitzy?

Blitzo: Well I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?

Stolas: Very much so.

Blitzo: Alright, but you're keeping quiet or I'm using those bear traps.

Stolas: Birdgasm

Stolas: Please do!

He and Blitzo start making out while Agents 1 and 2 look on in confusion before the portal to Earth closes.

Agent 2: So what now?

Agent 1: "What now"?! We finally got the evidence we needed to be taken seriously!

He pulls up security camera footage of the massacre as they put their sunglasses back on

Agent 1: Nobody in corporate is ignoring this. (evil chuckle)

Cut to the Hallway of the building, where you are shown smoking to destress from everything. Verosika and her crew exit their studio office, looking concerned.

Verosika: Y/N, I saw a portal and the Ars Goetia in your office. Is every-

Y/N: (putting out cigarette) Hold that thought.

You dip and kiss her passionately.

Vortex, Succubi, and Incubi: 0_0

Verosika stands back up, looking wide eyed and having a massive blush on her face.

Vortex: You alright, V?

Verosika: Yeah...I'm fine...

She starts to walk back to her studio, almost loosing her balance.

Vortex: I think you broke her, dude. Also since when did you become a poon hound?

Y/N: Would you believe I had a truth gas induced hallucination that made me realize a bunch of women in my life genuinely like me and I've been a jerk to them?

Vortex: ...You lost me.

Y/N: It's been a long night. I'll tell you in the morning.

You are in Verosika's office with her, the other Succubi, Vortex, Loona, and Millie.

Verosika: (flustered) Okay...so...what did you need to say to us?

You stand up and start pacing nervously, running your hand through your hair.

Y/N: Well, to start off, I just wanted to say that I owe all of you an apology. The truth is, I was in a lot of bad relationships before I even met any of you and it caused me to become cynical and untrusting towards any woman who tried to flirt with me and may have been genuinely interested in dating me. My first girlfriend cheated on me, on prom night, with multiple other guys. My second girlfriend emotionally and mentally abused me, practically made me her slave and made me feel worthless. And my third and final girlfriend led me on just for a laugh. And I projected all of those bad experiences onto you and it made me act like a jackass. It wasn't fair of me, and all I can say at this point is...I'm sorry.

The Succubi glance at each other, looking almost ashamed.

Verosika: We know about your love life.

Y/N: What? How?

Vortex:  I told them. You're like a brother to me and I didn't want them thinking the worst of you.

Loona: And Dusk told me, Millie, and Octavia.

Y/N: I'm actually glad, made this a lot easier. (looks at the girls) So where do we...

You're cut off as Verosika dips you and kisses you aggressively. You stare at her with a flustered expression while she gives you a smug grin.

Verosika: Payback. Now then...

She kisses you again before jumping up and wrapping her legs around your waist, resulting in both of you falling over onto the couch. She then pulls away and starts kissing down your neck.

Y/N: So this is what true love feels like.

You notice the other Succubi giving you almost predatory looks.

Y/N: ...oh boy.

The rest of the Succubi pounce on you, joining Verosika in kissing all over your face and neck. When they pull away, you have disheveled clothes, messed up hair, a goofy grin on your face, and are covered in lipstick marks.

Millie and Loona sit seductively on either side of you

Millie: Hey sugar.

Loona: (running her hands down her body) Think you can handle all this?

Y/N: Only if you're willing to put up with me

Both women lean in and kiss you on either side of your face.

You sigh in satisfaction, knowing that for once, a relationship is going to work out.

End of Chapter. Next; the return of Sallie May and Ms. Mayberry