A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for everything. This is a filler chapter meant to bridge into season 1 of Hazbin.

Opens on you getting settled in at the hotel setting up pictures of yourself with family and friends. One is the picture of you and your father when you were younger, another is a young you being taught to play guitar by your mother, one of you and IMP, and a few depicting you with your girlfriends. Charlie approaches you as you set one last photo down of a sixteen year old you sleeping with an infant Dusk sleeping on your chest.

Charlie: That one's probably my favorite, it's so cute.

She hugs you and rubs her cheek against yours as Vaggie enters the room.

Charlie: So soft.

Vaggie: Even someone as big and rugged as you can be caring and gentle.

Charlie: Not to mention submissive and breedable.

She gives you a love bite on the neck.

Y/N: Easy, Mama.

Charlie: Come on, Puppy, you know you like it when Mommy plays rough.

Vaggie: Well, "Mommy" is gonna have to save it for later, because there's still work to do in the lobby.

Charlie: (pouting) Alright. Come on, Puppy, you'll be a big help.

Your phone rings.

Y/N: I'll be down after I take these calls.

Charlie: Say "hi" to everyone for me.

You answer your phone and see Loona, Millie, and Blitzo facetiming.

Blitzo: Can you hear me?

Y/N: Yes, Blitzo-

Blitzo: Can you hear me?!

Y/N: Yes, I -

Blitzo: CAN YOU HEAR-

Loona: For fuck's sake, Blitzo!

Blitzo is thrown off camera as Loona steps in.

Loona: (to Blitzo) Shit for brains. (to you) Hey, Babe.

Millie sits right next to Loona.

Millie: How're you settling in, hun?

Blitzo staggers back in.

Blitzo: Did you fuck the princess's girlfriend yet?

Loona & Millie: Blitzo!

Blitzo: What? Honest question.

Y/N: Moving in just fine and (to Blitzo) Vaggie is a lesbian, you idiot.

Blitzo: Just give her a taste of that knot and-

Loona & Millie: BLITZO!

Blitzo: Shutting up now.

Y/N: You've got everything under control over there?

Millie: We're doing just fine, sug.

Loona: It'll give Moxxie a chance to shed a few pounds of that fat ass.

Blitzo: But still, get back here soon. I don't like not having my best killer around.

Loona and Millie send kisses as their facetime call ends and another starts with Verosika and the other succubi.

Verosika: Hey, Y/N.

Apple & Coco: Hi, Daddy!

Kiki & Milky: Hey, stud.

Y/N: My precious love dolls.

Verosika: How are things? How's Angie doing?

Y/N: Everything's fine and Angel Dust is still trying to suck every dick in the building.

Verosika: Good to know. Just be careful and come back in one piece.

Y/N: I always do.

Coco: Just don't take too long.

Apple: We want to snuggle with our big Daddy again.

Kiki & Milky: See ya, Y/N.

They all blow you a kiss then you get a call from Tex and Bee.

Tex: My brother.

Bee: Anything crazy happened yet?

Y/N: Not yet, Bee.

Bee: Give it time. Still surprised that you actually managed to bag THE princess of Hell.

Tex: Come on, Bee.

Bee: I'm just teasing, you know Y/N can handle it.

Tex: But seriously, Y/N, be careful, there's a lot of people counting on you.

Y/N: I know, Tex, I can handle it.

Bee: See, what'd I tell you? Y/N's got this.

Tex: Alright, alright. See you later, Y/N.

Y/N: See, ya.

Bee: Don't forget to bring Loona over for that foursome we talked about!

They hang up then you get a call from Moxxie who you see is sitting on Dani's lap.

Moxxie: Hey, Y/N.

Dani: We almost forgot to call you.

Y/N: At least you're calling now.

Moxxie: How is everything?

Dani: What's it like with the princess?!

Dani was giddy which made Moxxie fidget around.

Y/N: Everything is fine and Charlie is absolutely wonderful.

Moxxie: Alright, just-

Y/N: I'll be careful.

Dani: See, told you he had it under control.

You say your goodbyes before hanging up.

Y/N: He was definitely getting pegged during that video call.

Cut to Dani and Moxxie where we see she's wearing a strap-on and is in fact pegging Moxxie.

Dani: Alright, now get that cute bubble butt bouncing again.

Moxxie starts bouncing on the strap-on as Dani thrusts into him.

Cut back to the hotel as you're holding a wooden case with Carmilla Carmine's symbol on it that belonged to your father. You open it revealing a collapsible spear with an angelic steel spearhead and a ring that you place on your right ring finger.

You sheath the spear in its scabbard on your belt as you go to enter the lobby when KeeKee rubs against you and you scratch her behind the ears making her purr. In the lobby everyone is trying to set things up.

Angel: Hey big boy, just in time for the heavy lifting.

Husk: You're really doing this now?

Angel: No, seriously, we gotta move this shit and Y/N's the biggest guy here.

Y/N: (rolls eyes) Of course.

Everyone is getting the lobby set up with you doing the heavy lifting and Charlie occasionally stopping to admire the view and sighs dreamily.

Angel: You're gonna leave a puddle on the floor, princess.

Charlie: Oh, I was just-

Angel: Calm down, princess, I was doing the same thing.

You pick up a crate and Niffty pops out.

Niffty: Hey, bad-

You wrap your hand around her head and yeet her across the lobby so hard she gets stuck in the wall.

Niffty: I love being manhandled!

A/N: Keep that to yourself, Niffty...

Later, you're moving another crate when Angel seductively walks up to you. He's about to say something but you cut him off.

Y/N: Hold this for a minute.

You hand Angel the crate which is too heavy for him to hold resulting in him collapsing and being pinned down under it.

Angel: (groans)

You decide to take a break and sit at the bar where Husk hands you a beer.

Husk: He'll never learn.

Charlie: What happened to Angel?!

Vaggie represses the urge to laugh.

Angel: (strained) Can't breathe.

Later, after finishing a hard day's work, you and the others are relaxing around the bar where Niffty is so wasted she's staggering around yet doesn't fall over.

Angel: She's only had one drink.

She goes for another.

Husk: Yeah, I'm cutting you off.

You stop Husk.

Y/N: No, the quicker she blacks out, the better.

Husk: Good (Nifty falls over, blackout drunk) point.

You roll her on her side before getting back to the others.

Vaggie: From what the pictures show in your room did your Mom teach you how to play?

Y/N: Yes, Mom taught me the art of music and Dad taught me the art of killing.

You draw your handgun and shoot a giant roach across the room without looking, leaving Vaggie and Husk scared while Charlie and Angel are turned on.

Angel: That was fucking sexy.

Alastor enters the room having seen what happened.

Alastor: There is a reason Fenrir was so highly regarded. Glad to see you're upholding his legacy, my boy. (passes by Charlie) Although you should probably work on continuing that legacy.

You and Charlie blush while looking at each other.

Angel: So how long until the pitter patter of tiny royal puppy paws echo through these halls?

You and Charlie blush more, thankfully Husk interviens.

Husk: You know, Y/N, ever since you got here I swore we've met before.

Y/N: Really?

Husk: Yeah and I finally figured it out. You're Fenrir's boy.

Y/N: You have a few run-ins with him?

Husk: No, he actually worked for me on a few occasions.

Angel: How the fuck-?

Husk: Story for another time.

Angel: Oh come on!

Charlie: How about you tell us more about your father?

Over the course of a few drinks you tell various stories about your father and end up shocking everyone when you bring the warpath he went through all of Hell before you were born. After a few more drinks, you're all drunk.

Charlie: (drunk) Heeey, Y/N. Your Mom taught you to sing. How about you sing for us?

Husk: I want to hear what all the fuss is about.

Y/N: I don't know.

Angel: Come on, let's hear that velvety voice.

Vaggie: You sang before.

Charlie: Please. (puppy dog eyes)

Y/N: Satan damnit. Alright, alright. But you have to sing too. Both of you.

Charlie & Vaggie: Deal.

Angel: Make it something sexy!

You get up as Razzle and Dazzle ready instruments. They play as you start singing.

https://youtu.be/tFgADZk4jDA

Charlie: O_O (nosebleed)

Vaggie: O_X

Husk: O_O

Angel: O_O (nosebleed) I'm so turned on right now.

Y/N: Alright, your turn.

Charlie and Vaggie regain their composure and get ready for their performance. As Razzle and Dazzle start playing Charlie and Vaggie starts dancing, rather seductively, and begin singing.

https://youtu.be/rsjecFUoaiQ

Y/N: That was fucking sexy.

The night goes on and you all get more drunk.

Angel: Who's up for a game of truth or dare?

Husk: Wouldn't be the dumbest thing I've done.

Y/N: Sure, I'm drunk enough for this.

Charlie: That sounds fun! Come on, Vaggie!

Vaggie: (groans) Okay.

You all sit in a circle as Angel places a bottle in the middle of the floor.

Angel: I'll start.

He spins the bottle and it stops, pointing at you.

Angel: Alright, big boy, truth or dare?

Y/N: Truth.

Angel: What happened when you lost your virginity?

Vaggie: Angel!

Y/N: Ugh, I change it to dare.

Angel: Fine, I dare you to tell us what happened when you lost your virginity.

Husk: What the fuck, man?

Charlie: I actually kinda want to know.

Angel: Come on, big boy.

Y/N: Goddamnit, you coked out fairy fuck. I had a threesome with Summer and Dia. Dia rode me like a stallion while Summer mounted my face then I pinned Summer down and railed her so hard she let out the loudest meow ever.

You drink from your glass while Angel smirks, Husk looks impressed, and Charlie and Vaggie are a little turned on.

Husk: Not bad for a first time.

Angel: Still jealous of those two.

You spin the bottle and it lands on Husk.

Y/N: Truth or Dare?

Husk: Truth.

Y/N: How did you know my father?

Husk: Ugh, should've seen that coming. Long story short, I used to command a lot of fear and respect.

Angel: HA! You, respected and feared?! Haha-

You slap Angel in the back of the head.

Angel: Sorry.

Husk: Anyway, I was in a position where people wanted me dead and on some occasions I hired Fenrir.

Y/N: Guess you'll tell me the full story at a later date.

Husk spins the bottle and it lands on Angel.

Angel: Alright, dare! Whatcha got for me?

Husk: I dare you to skip your turn and spin the damn bottle.

Angel pouts, disappointed, then spins the bottle which lands on Charlie.

Angel: Ha, what'll it be, princess, truth or dare?

Charlie: Oh,uh, dare. I guess.

Angel: Oh, this'll be good. I dare you to show us how you flirt with Y/N.

Charlie: O_O Oh, I don't know.

Y/N: Just get it over with.

Charlie: Are you sure?

Y/N: Yes, it's the easiest way to shut him up.

Charlie conjures a chain leading to a collar that appears around your neck. She gets a seductive smirk and pulls on the chain making you crawl to her until you're face to face.

Charlie: Are you my good little Puppy?

Y/N: Yes, Mommy.

You share a passionate kiss. When you separate there's a thin strand of saliva connecting your lips. Everyone watching is a little turned on.

Charlie: Good Puppy.

Charlie then spins the bottle which lands on Vaggie.

Charlie: Alright, Vaggie, truth or dare?

Vaggie: Dare.

Charlie: I dare you to kiss Y/N.

Y/N, Vaggie, Husk, Angel: O_O/O_X

Y/N: I think you've had enough, princess.

Charlie: (pouting) Aw, come on! It'll be hot seeing my girlfriend and boyfriend make-out. I mean Vaggie just saw us make-out.

Vaggie: I'll do it.

Y/N & Charlie: What?!

Vaggie: I said I'll do it.

Y/N: You sure, Vaggie?

Vaggie: Yes, I'm sure.

Husk: This just got interesting.

Angel: Ha, knew you wanted to fuck him!

Vaggie: Shut the fuck up, Angel!

Vaggie begins to crawl towards you.

Angel: Come on, crank up the sex appeal, make it enjoyable for him.

Vaggie groans but does crawl towards you in a more sexual manner until she's kneeling in front of you.

Vaggie: Ready, big guy?

Y/N: You still want to do this?

Vaggie put her hands on both sides of your face and pulls you into a kiss. Charlie squeaks with delight as Vaggie wraps her arms around your neck and you wrap your arms around her deepening the kiss. Eventually you separate, trying to regain your breath. You turn to see Charlie with a nosebleed, Husk is wide-eyed, and Angel is impressed.

Angel: That was pretty sexy.

After a few more spins and drinks you end up blacking out. The next morning you, Charlie, and Vaggie wake up together... completely nude.

Y/N, C, & V: WHAT THE FUCK?!

You all frantically try to get dressed.

Vaggie: Y/N, what the fuck did you do?!

Y/N: Get all the way off my back with that shit! We were all fucked up last night, you know that!

Charlie: Everyone, calm down! Vaggie, you know Y/N would never do anything like that.

Vaggie: Right, sorry, Y/N.

Charlie: Now, Y/N, let's be calm and cool and figure out what happened.

You look around and see furniture unkempt and disheveled, Nifty is where you left her, Husk is hanging in the chandelier, and Angel is nowhere to be found.

Y/N: Where's Angel?

As if to answer your question, Angel walks in holding a cup of coffee.

Angel: Hey, love pups. Have a fun night?

Y/N: What happened, what did we do last night?

Angel: Each other.

Y/N, C, & V: What?

Angel pulls out his phone and plays a video he took last night. The video shows you laying on your back with Vaggie straddling you.

Charlie: You two kissing was fucking hot so I can only imagine what actual sex will be like. Just take it slowly, nice and easy, Vaggie.

Y/N: You don't have to do- Ahh!

Vaggie mounts you and gradually takes you into herself.

Vaggie: Ahh, shit! Do it for Charlie.

Charlie: That's right, Vaggie, nice and easy now.

Vaggie: Goddamnit, Y/N, you're fucking huge!

She almost makes it to the base then starts riding you. You then gently grab her hips and slowly thrust into her.

Vaggie: (moaning) Ohh, fuck.

Charlie: Oh, this is fucking hot.

Charlie straddles your face and makes out with Vaggie while you eat her out. Eventually Charlie climaxes and rolls off to the side while Vaggie is still riding you.

Y/N: Satan fucking damnit, Vaggie!

You sit up on your knees and embrace her with her pulling you into a kiss then you turn around and lay Vaggie on her back and thrust into her shoving in your knot.

Vaggie: You motherfu-

You cut her off with another kiss which she deepens.

Charlie: That was hotter than I could ever imagine.

The video ends and you three have shocked expressions.

Y/N: (ears flattened) Vaggie, I am so-

Vaggie: Don't worry about it. Like you said, we were all fucked up last night. None of us knew what we were doing and we clearly consented, I think.

Y/N: Are you sure you're fine with this?

Vaggie: Getting pissed won't change anything so being fine and moving on is the only option. But (grabs your collar and pulls you down to her eye level) do that again I will neuter you.

You both laugh.

Vaggie: Also, Angel, you're deleting that-

Angel: I already sent it to everyone.

Y/N: Of course you did.

Charlie comes up and wraps her arms around you and Vaggie.

Charlie: Glad we could all get closer. Yeah! We FUCKED each other.

Vaggie: You alright, Babe?

Charlie: I'm hungover.

Y/N: Let's get you a hearty breakfast, that helps with a hangover.

Charlie latches on to you.

Charlie: Carry me, Puppy.

Y/N: Yes, Mommy. 

End of Chapter.