A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf.

We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie, and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!"

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

Y/N: Then, that same day, he tried to spy on us for the Vs.

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

He aims it at you.

Y/N: Put that thing away before you hurt yourself!

Sir Pentious: (scared) Yes, Sir.

Charlie: What? Why?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them.

Odette: (holds out clipboard) Sign, please.

Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

Odette and Clara walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes who he is buying from.

Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You're buying parts from an overlord?

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Y/N: She really is, in fact, she's the one who made this spear.

Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.

Vaggie takes Sir Pentious's boxes away.

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle.

Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.

Y/N: The only motherfucker who wants to hurt you is me.

Vaggie: Well, (she gives you a "not helping" look) it's true. You have to trust us.

Sir Pentious: But I don't.

Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.

Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally sets it off and blows a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.

Vaggie: Oh! (points at the ceiling) What did I just say? What did I just say?

Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. (hugs Egg Boiz) They do my evil bidding for me!

Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?

Sir Pentious: (narrows eyes) Yes.

Vaggie: Then no more eggs.

Sir Pentious: (with tears in his eyes) All right, eggies. You've got to go. I (sobs) can't keep you anymore!

Egg Boiz: Okay, boss.

They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.

Sir Pentious: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!

Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder.

The scene changes to show Alastor in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie comes by with the Egg Boiz behind her.

Vaggie: Alastor!

Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie.

Alastor: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.

Vaggie: Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.

Alastor throws away his knife and fork then stands up and summons microphone.

Alastor: Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!

Vaggie: Humanely!

Alastor: Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun (eyes glow red and the x appears on his forehead), but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today. (walks out of the room)

Vaggie: Great! (looks at deer carcass) That looks disgusting.

The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor, are, with all of them except for you, Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind the three of you is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101".

Charlie: Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little tension in the hotel.

As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and tries to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.

Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.

Y/N: We won't be able to work together unless we know we have each other's backs.

Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from,

The background goes to yellow and you, Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.

Charlie: Trust exercises!

Y/N: (unenthusiastic) Trust exercises.

Vaggie: Trust exercises. (begins falling) Ah, shit!

Vaggie falls as the yellow background cracks and breaks but fortunately you catch her.

Vaggie: My hero.

She scratches behind your ear.

Charlie: See? We're already making progress!

Husk: So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this? (gestures to the stage behind the three of you) I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.

Angel Dust: Oh, I will (puts feet on Husk's legs), but it's cash up front, and I know that one (points at Pentious) can't afford me.

Sir Pentious: Grossss! I'd never think of it, spider!

Vaggie: Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?

Charlie: Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!

She and you walk over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious, and Angel.

Vaggie: What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...,

Charlie: Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this.

Vaggie: Yeah, um...

Vaggie looks at them and they all are looking grumpy except for Charlie and Niffty.

Vaggie: Sure, I can handle this. No problem.

Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.

Vaggie: (drill sergeant style) All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you is going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?

Charlie: (raises hand) Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!

Vaggie: All right, get on up here.

Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage.

Charlie: I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you.

She falls backwards and is caught by you and Vaggie.

Vaggie: Gotcha!

Charlie: That... felt... good! Angel, why don't you go next?

Angel Dust: Fine.

Vaggie: This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you.

Vaggie takes out her spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.

Angel Dust: Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-

Y/N: I swear to Satan, if you say dicks-!

Angel Dust: -popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!

Angel falls backwards and you catch him.

Angel Dust: But, you know, dicks too!

You toss him in the air over your head and he falls with a face plant causing Husk to laugh his ass off and Charlie to give you a look.

Y/N: I warned him.

Angel groans as stands back up and dusts himself off.

Angel Dust: (to Pentious) All, right, new guy, you're up.

The room goes dark and melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.

Sir Pentious: I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!

He falls backwards and is caught by you, Vaggie, and Charlie.

Sir Pentious: Damn it.

Vaggie: That's great. Wow, you are slimy. (drops Pentious) Okay, good job. Uh, Y/N?

Y/N: What, why? I'm not being rehabilitated.

Vaggie: We need everyone to trust each other.

Charlie: Come on, Puppy.

She does puppy dog eyes.

Y/N: Goddamnit, alright!

You get up on the stage.

Y/N: My greatest fear is I fail and my family and friends suffer and die as a result.

Everyone but Charlie is too shocked to move. She goes to catch you but ends up getting crushed instead.

Y/N: Fucking seriously?! Thanks Mama.

Charlie: (strained) Of course, Puppy.

You stand up and help Charlie off the floor as Niffty runs past everyone onto the stage, giggling manically.

Niffty: Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!

Everyone else:

You all step back as Niffty leaps off the stage and lands flat on her face.

Niffty: (falls on her face) Yay! Pain!

Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again.

Niffty: Yay, pain!

She continuously runs and jumps off the stage as Husk, Angel, and Sir Pentious hide behind you.

Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately.

Charlie: I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-

Vaggie: Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out.

Angel appears behind them and wraps his arms around them.

Angel Dust: If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin'".

Vaggie: (sighs) What do you have in mind?

Y/N: Dare we ask.

The scene changes to show a street in Pentagram City. Alastor is walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions.

Egg Boiz: Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!

Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face. A shadowy person watches him from behind, before appearing in front of him, revealing himself to be an Overlord, Zestial.

Zestial: Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?

Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared.

Egg Boi: Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?

Alastor: Follow in silence if you value your shell! (taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to Zestial) Greetings, Zestial!

A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor and Zestial.

Bowler Hat Demon: Oh, holy shit!

Zestial: Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day.

A cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Whoa! Uh oh!

Alastor: Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!

A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire, screaming.

Zestial: If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?

Zestial begins walking down the street with Alastor as tons of demons spotted them and hide, run, or avoid them from getting in their way.

Zestial: It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms.

Alastor: (laughs) Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious. (adjusts bow tie and coat in a window reflection) Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes! (laughs as a laughing sound effect plays from his microphone)

Zestial: (chuckles) There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me, (cloak flares open briefly) how does thou fall in such folly?

Alastor: (spins cane) That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories! (continues walking)

Zestial: (chuckles) Twould be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!

Alastor: Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!

Alastor, Zestial and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in view, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera was on him. Zestial and Alastor gets into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane.

Alastor: No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return.

The Egg Boiz salute and the lift begins its ascent.

Egg Boi: Oh, look. Frank is up there.

Points to the lift, where one Egg Boi is inside, pounding on the glass.

Another Egg Boi: We have names?

The lift reaches the top of the building and opens, where Alastor, Zestial and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room, Missi Zilla stepping over him due to her massive stature. Frank follows them in and stands near Alastor's seat. The overlord sitting next to Alastor turns to look at Frank and he waves. She smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as Carmilla Carmine walks to the head of the table.

Carmilla Carmine: Welcome, Hell's sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. (pounds fist on table) We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.

Zestial takes his seat.

Carmilla Carmine: Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.

Zestial: (summons teacup and saucer) Enchanted as always, Carmilla.

Carmilla Carmine: (notices Alastor) Alastor?

Alastor: (looking for attention) Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!

Carmilla Carmine: ...Not really. But welcome back in any case.

Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction.

Carmilla Carmine: This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost (slide is projected onto the wall behind her) With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-

Carmilla is interrupted as Velvette opens the door and walks in, on the phone.

Velvette: Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. (laughs) Yes, I know. They're all a joke. (laughs) Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling.(hangs up and sits down at the opposite end to Carmilla)

Carmilla Carmine: Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?

Velvette: No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.

Carmilla Carmine: Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-

Carmilla stops talking as Velvette waves her hand in the air.

Carmilla Carmine: Yes?

Velvette: On the subject of discussion...

Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other.

Missi Zilla: Oh, shit!

Alastor: Oh! Tasty...

Carmilla Carmine: (narrows eyes) Where did you get this?

Velvette: We found it during Extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed. (stands on top of table) We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan--

Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.

Zestial: If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meager proof, thou art far more... foolish than I be thought.

Velvette: (scoffs) Meager proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?

Zestial: We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't, they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?

The other overlords mutter in agreement. Velvette notices Carmilla's expression and smiles.

Velvette: Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right?

https://youtu.be/bOarXIWBtWk

Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla and Velvette. Alastor finally decides to break the silence.

Alastor: That was a productive meeting!

Velvette: Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! (walks out the door) Kiss my arse!

Missi Zilla: (scoffs) What the hell? We literally just got here!

Odette: Mother?

The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial, who walk towards another room. Alastor notices this as he is walking towards the lifts.

Alastor: Hmm. Well that's interesting. (points at Frank with his cane) You, little egg creature. I have a job for you.

Frank: Oh. Yes, boss!

Alastor: Follow them!

Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room.

The scene changes to Charlie, you, Vaggie and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises come in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, Vaggie looks angry, and you look absolutely done with everything.

Vaggie: Angel! What the actual fuck?!

Angel Dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!

Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does indeed read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage".

Charlie: Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm-

She notices someone being led on a leash.

Y/N: This is actually kinda tame compared to the few times I've done BDSM.

Angel: Oh, do tell.

Vaggie: What makes you think anyone would be into this?

A dominatrix approaches you.

Dominatrix: Hey, tall, broad, and studly. Want to be a good puppy for me? (smacks the riding crop in her hand) I can definitely make you bark.

You smirk, rest your arm on the wall, and lean over her.

Y/N: You think you can handle all this?

She gets a good view of the bulge in your pants and gets flustered.

Dominatrix: Knot me, Daddy.

The camera pans to Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged.

Husk: You know, I, I don't hate this. (chuckles)

Niffty, near Husk, is wearing a dominatrix outfit.

Niffty: I'm ready to punish some bad boys! (giggles)

Husk: (gets up) ...Never mind, I-I'm out!

Niffty approaches you.

Niffty: Hey, bad boy-

You wrap your hand around her head.

Y/N: Nope.

You toss her through the ceiling.

Charlie: (annoyed) Come on, Y/N.

A demon with snake hair comes up and leans against your chest.

Femboy Medusa: Hey, Daddy. 

What looks like a hellhound/incubus hybrid approaches Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards you two and rubbing themselves against you.

Charlie: Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm,

You pull out your handgun and fire a warning shot making them all back off.

Y/N: (sternly) Angel, come here.

Angel: (nervous) Uh, whatever for-

Y/N: I said get your fucking ass over here.

Angel does as you say and you grab his collar and start telling him off for not taking anything seriously and making Charlie and the hotel look bad. Meanwhile Vaggie pulls Charlie away to speak privately.

Vaggie: Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let Angel drag us here. This is disgusting.

Charlie: It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-

Vaggie: No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down. (walks away from Charlie) I just need to teach them, the way I was taught...

As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.

The scene changes to the group standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise had taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming. 

Charlie: THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!

On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Yee-haw!

Punk Demon: Let's go, Baby!

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Bring it on, Bitch!

Back at the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.

Y/N: This exercise I can get behind!

Vaggie: (drill sergeant style) There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!

There is a loud explosion in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious.

Vaggie: You, (picks up Pentious)

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-

Vaggie: Are gonna survive together!

Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building before turning to Angel Dust.

Vaggie: And you,

Angel Dust: D-don't you even think about it-

Vaggie: Are gonna make this hotel work!

As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off of the roof as you notice Husk trying to sneak away.

Y/N: Oh no you don't! (grabs Husk) We're jumping head first into this!

Husk: You're crazier than your father!

Y/N: 

https://youtu.be/7Gr0pKI-eeg

You jump off the roof with Husk and land right in the middle of the violence landing on a sinner, squashing them, then throwing Husk at another demon forcing him to claw the demon.

Y/N: I'm gonna put your insides on the outside!

A sinner jumps at you and you catch them before ripping them in half as it cuts back to the rooftop where Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement., and psychotically smiling with anticipation.

Niffty: My turn, my turn!

Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back into the inside of the building, not wanting to get involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.

Charlie: Vaggie! No!

A/N: Vaggie! Yes!

Vaggie: This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie.

Charlie: No, it's not. (puts down Niffty) There are other ways.

As Charlie talks to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself, cutting back to the fight. Sir Pentious uses his tail to toss a sinner off of him as Angel gets tackled by a large sinner. The sinner has a sadistic grin as he strangles Angel but it's suddenly replaced by a look of agony as he screams and it's revealed you are biting down on the side of his neck. 

You pull him off Angel and thrash him around before biting his neck so hard his head falls off. You see a group of sinners converging on you so you get ready for the worst when jumps up beside you and starts mowing them down with his tommyguns and you join him with your sawed off shotgun and an SMG and Husk swoops in with his playing cards as it cuts back to Vaggie and Charlie.

Charlie: It just takes time.

She sees you fighting off three demons with your spear leaving multiple quick lacerations and ending with you collapsing the spear and resting it on your shoulder as three demons all simultaneously spurt blood and fall down dead.

Charlie: (under her breath) Fuck, that's hot.

Vaggie: Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway? (turns away from Charlie)

Charlie: Vaggie-

Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. (takes Charlie by the shoulders) I'm supposed to never fail you. (goes back to the edge of the rooftop)

Angel Dust: (in the background) I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, YOU CRAZY BITCH!

Y/N: (in the background) STAY FOCUSED, YOU CRACK WHORE!

Charlie: You didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not-you're not-

Vaggie: If I can't help you, what's the point of me?

Charlie: (gasps) Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-

Vaggie: I'm sorry. I'd... I'd like to be alone for a minute.

As Charlie walks to the other side of the rooftop, as you and an exhausted Angel come out of the door, carrying a battered, but intact Sir Pentious, before he throws him onto the roof followed by Husk.

Angel Dust: Made it!

Husk: (to you) You are a fucking psycho.

You just laugh while lighting a cigarette as you notice Charlie and Vaggie.

Y/N: Mama, what happened?

Charlie: (walks to door) She just needs to be alone for a bit, Puppy, we'll talk later. Let's go home, guys.

Angel Dust: Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!

As Angel pulls Sir Pentious back down the stairs, Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself, looking at all the destroyed buildings around her.

The scene changes to show Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.

Zestial: Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee.

Carmilla Carmine: (sighs) It's nothing, Zestial, really.

Zestial: The felled angel... t'was by thy hand, was it not?

Carmilla Carmine: Let's not talk about it.

Clara: Mom, maybe he should know.

Carmilla Carmine: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this.

Zestial lays a hand on her shoulder, before singing in a soulful tone.

https://youtu.be/rEs7DyLqwmo

The scene changes to the Egg Boiz scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.

Egg Boiz: Ohhhh, this one smells like fun (laughs) Oh, I love garbage.

The elevator door rings, and Alastor is waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's about to join the others when Alastor stops him.

Alastor: So, what did you hear?

Frank: First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , "♪ Whatever it takes ♪"

Alastor: What was the last thing?"

Frank: She killed the angel?

Alastor: Interesting. Let's keep this between us (makes an evil grin that statics the whole screen for a brief moment) Shall we?

Frank: (unfazed) You got it, boss!

He salutes to Alastor.

Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.

Vaggie: (waves) Hey.

Charlie: (waves) Hey.

Vaggie: (sighs) I'm sorry I got so crazy today.

Charlie: (grabs Vaggie's hand) No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but, we'll figure it out, together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them.

The camera pans over to you, Angel, Pentious, Husk, and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.

Angel Dust: (laughs) And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!

Sir Pentious: (laughs) Yes, and with the dismembered arm, (laughs) Yes, that was... particularly unpleasant. (dejected)

Niffty: (giggles) I liked that part (giggles)

Husk: Well... hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ. (comes over and pats him) You did okay, new kid.

Sir Pentious: ...Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today. (laughs) And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there.

Angel: (to you) I was beyond scaroused when you pulled that sonuvabitch off me and mauled him.

Y/N: Of course you were turned on by that, you fucking whore.

Angel: Come on don't act like it wasn't hot when we were mowing down those dick heads.

Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment by continuously laughing maniacally, causing the rest of you to stop and witness her insanity.

Vaggie: Well, how about that?

You climb up on the balcony with them.

Y/N: Everything alright?

Charlie: Everything is just fine, Puppy.

She pulls you and Vaggie into a hug as the front door opens and Alastor enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor.

Vaggie: Alastor. failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.

Alastor: Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful.

At the end of the sentence, Alastor glows with excitement over the new information he received about the overlords.

Vaggie: Why don't you give them back to Pentious?

Upon hearing this, Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his minions.

Sir Pentious: (teary) Really?

Y/N: Yeah, I say you've earned it.

Vaggie: But seriously, no more weapons.

Pentious gets emotional and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away.

Sir Pentious: Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back. *drops the Egg Boiz* Now, go clean my quarters this instant!

At his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie and Vaggie watch them leave.

Charlie: Maybe, things'll move faster than you think.

At the end of the day, Pentious is seen getting ready for bed in his room with his Egg Boiz in tow and pajamas.

Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?

Frank: It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!

Sir Pentious: Mmm, that's nice.

Frank: And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it.

Sir Pentious just waves it off.

Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies.~

The Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep, and the episode ends.

End of Chapter.