A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for coming up with the ideas for Y/N's family mentioned later.

Scene opens in the past. A shot of the exterior of the Goetia's Mansion at night, before cutting to the master bedroom where Stolas and Stella are asleep. Octavia's frightened voice can be heard from offscreen.

Octavia: [offscreen] Mummy! Daddyyyy!

Stolas is roused from his sleep. He turns to Stella who has most of the blanket.

Stolas: [sleepily] Mmph. Via's calling us, Stella.

Stella: [sleepily] You get up.

A/N: Say what you will about Stella, she's a pretty divisive character. You can say she's a massive bitch and that her plotting to have Stolas killed is way worse than him cheating on her. You can say that she has a right to be upset and Stolas is in the wrong, especially since the past couple episodes have touched on the more unhealthy aspects of his and Blitzo's relationship. But there's one thing that's unforgivable...she's a blanket hog.

Stolas sighs and gets out of bed, and enters Octavia's room, where she is hiding beneath her blankets.

Stolas: Via? What troubles you, my owlet?

Octavia: [sobbing] Daddy! Daddy!

Octavia climbs down from her bed and runs into her father's arms. Stolas hoists her up to comfort her.

Octavia: [sobbing] I had a dream! A really bad dream!

Stolas: [yawns and wipe away Octavia's tear] A nightmare.

Octavia: [sobbing] I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!

Stolas: [pats Octavia on the back comfortingly] There there, Via, it's okay. You're okay.

Stolas summons his to him telekinetically as he walks Octavia back to bed.

https://youtu.be/EqhLSJko_6A

Stolas: When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember...

Stolas: No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little star fire.

♫ It always seems more quiet... in the dark ♫

Stolas: ♫ It always feels so stark... how silence grows under the moon ♫

[Stolas and Octavia float up through the portal and into the cosmos, landing on a barren moon.]

Stolas: ♫ Constellations gone so soon ♫

♫ I used to think that I was bold ♫

Stolas: ♫ I used to think love would be fun ♫

♫ Now all my stories have been told, except for one... ♫

Stolas: ♫ As the stars start to align ♫

♫ I hope you take it as a sign that you'll be okay ♫

Stolas: ♫ Everything will be okay ♫

Stolas: ♫ And if the Seven Rings collapse ♫

Stolas: ♫ Although the day could be my last, you will be okay ♫

Stolas: ♫ When I'm gone you'll be okay... ♫

Stolas: ♫ And when Creation goes to die ♫

♫ You can find me in the sky ♫

♫ Upon the last day ♫

Stolas: ♫ And you will be okay... ♫

His lullaby finished, Stolas leaves as his daughter settles to sleep, content. Cut to several years later, where a 19 year old Octavia is jolted awake by smashing objects and her parents screaming at each other, far less content.

Stella: [offscreen] I can't believe you slept with an Imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!!

Stolas: [offscreen] It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!

Stella: [offscreen] A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBIAN?!

Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My World is Burning Down Around Me" to tune out the screaming as she strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas. She grabs an Imp servant by the horns and tosses him at her husband.

Stella: You want to fuck this one, TOO?!

Stolas: No! Of course not!

Stella: You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!! I would rather fuck a HELLHOUND AT THIS POINT!

Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen.

Stolas: Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?

Octavia: Was that a serious question?

Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat.

Stolas: Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?

Octavia: This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me". It's by Fuck You Dad.

Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark.

Octavia: It's a band.

Stolas: [bemusedly] Ohhhh! How charming...

Stolas grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it.

Octavia: So, you two done screaming for the day? [sips her coffee]

Stolas: Umm...

Stella lets out another scream of anger and an object is heard shattering in the distance.

A/N: Nope

Stolas: You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?

Octavia: I'm not five anymore.

Stolas: You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us?

Octavia: I'd... rather kill myself.

Stolas: There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.

Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant.

Octavia: Security for a theme park?

Stolas: We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!

Octavia grabs a box of cereal called "Greed Seeds" on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth.

Octavia: [under her breath] Our money, maybe.

Stolas: Speak for yourself, Princess. Now... I'm calling the only man who can f*** me!

Octavia: [Disgusted] What...?

Stolas: [backpedaling] Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know.

Octavia groans and pulls her hat down over her eyes.

Cut to IMP's office, Blitzo is playing with crude figures of Moxxie and Millie made out of office supplies.

Blitzo: [impersonating Millie] "Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" [impersonating Moxxie ] "Yeah, I really want you, sir." [Impersonating Millie] "Me too!" [As himself] Let's three-way!

A/N: No. Moxxie and Millie deserve better.

Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hell Phone.

Blitzo: [angrily] WHAT?!

Stolas: [lustfully] Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy.

Both Blitzo and Octavia spit their coffee out in sheer shock and disgust.

Blitzo: What--

Octavia: the--

Blitzo: FUCK--

Octavia: Dad?!

Stolas: Language, everyone! [into the phone] I have a special request~

Blitzo: Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass.

Stolas: It's for my daughter.

Blitzo: Ah. Well, make sure she washes it.

Stolas: [taken aback] No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps and Hellhound would accompany us!

Blitzo: We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.

Stolas: I'll pay you~

Blitzo: Pay me what?

Stolas: Moneyyyy~

Blitzo: Done!

Blitzo hangs up and accidentally breaks his phone. He hesitates and looks at a crude figure of you on his desk before deciding against doing something he'll regret. He then picks up a megaphone

Blitzo: Y/N, M&M, get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!

Y/N: (Off-screen) That rundown firetrap?!

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Millie: 

Millie: Loo Loo Land?!

Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!

Loona: [offscreen] SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Y/N: (offscreen) WHAT SHE SAID!!

Millie: You don't like Loo Loo Land, Y/N?

Y/N: (entering the frame) Fuck no! That place is in the Greed Ring, which means haphazard merchandise and rides that are basically death traps. It's a cosmic joke that place is still standing!

Millie: (not really caring) Oh, okay.

Cut to the interior of IMP's van. Blitzo is in the driver's seat while Stolas is lusting over him, Millie talking Moxxie's ear off in the row behind them, and you are sitting next to Octavia in the way back. The two of you have angry expressions and look like you want literally anything else to happen. You and the Imps are wearing sunglasses and tuxedos. Your Hell Phone rings and you make an apologetic gesture to Octavia. 

Y/N: (answering) Hey mom. Yes, I'm out in the field. No, this time I'm a...bodyguard...for some Ars Goetia. I know, mom, but this mission fucking pays, I'm doing this for you and Dusk. It's Loo Loo Land, they've got nothing I can't handle. What? Put her on. Hey, Princess! Yeah, I'm going to be a a bit late tonight but I'm getting PAID. Tell you what, when I get home, we'll do whatever you want. Yes, even that. Alright, now be a good girl for mom and give her a kiss for me. Love you too, see you later.

You hang up and notice Octavia staring at you perplexed.

Octavia: You have a mum and little sister?

Y/N: Yeah.

Octavia: You provide for them?

Y/N: Yeah, I've been the breadwinner since dad died.

Octavia looks shocked before giving you a sympathetic gaze having a new sense of admiration for you. Cut to Loo-Loo Land. IMP's van pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face.

Blitzo: Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?

Octavia: [disgustedly] Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?

Blitzo: Okay, yeah, hold on right there, sweetie. [turns to Stolas] If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--

Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious!

Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?

Moxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.

Moxxie: Antacids? Ibuprofen?

Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.

Moxxie: Morphine?

Octavia: That was figurative, old man.

Moxxie: Oh, right.

Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby Imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new "toys." 

Before the baby can touch the syringe, you casually take it out of the carriage and replace it with a stuffed animal you snagged from a nearby booth, which it happily snuggles with.

Moxxie: [under his breath] But she said it was literal.

Millie: [excitedly] Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!

A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.

A/N: RIP unnamed Imp

Millie: It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!

Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.

Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting.

Y/N: Just...why would you put something *that* horrifying in the middle of your theme park?

Millie: Oh, come on! It's fun! You two have never been here?

Y/N: I'm going back to my earlier statement that this place is a deathtrap.

Moxxie: Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots.

The park's mascot, appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.

Loo Loo: Well, hey there!

Moxxie: [jumps back in terror] AAAAAH!!

Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!

Stolas: [gasps] Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!

Octavia: I have a question.

Loo Loo: Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!

Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu-Lu-World?

Loo Loo: [beat] No?

Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.

Stolas chuckles in slight embarrassment while you snicker to yourself, as he leads Octavia away, you following after. Millie looks after you, shooting Octavia a jealous glare.

Stolas: Why don't we go check out the rides?

Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?

Blitzo: Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes.

Loo Loo: [to Millie and Moxxie] What's that mean?

Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!

Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him. Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.

Loo Loo: Yeah...

Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.

Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise.

Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby giftshop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per cup.

Moxxie: Yeaaaah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?

A/N: Two things, Moxxie. First off, you're in the Greed Ring. Second, just about everyone in this show is a criminal.

Millie: 'Cause it's Loo Loo Land!

Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.

Blitzo: [bumps Moxxie with cup] Listen to your roommate, Mox. How about Y/N and I take the first watch while you two have a little fun?

Millie: OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!

Moxxie: Oh yeah? Wh- which one?

Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.

Moxxie: [terrified] Oh, crumbs!

Scene cuts to You and Blitzo standing protectively with Stolas and Octavia as you walk through the park. 

Octavia: You said earlier that your dad passed?

Y/N: (Distantly) Yeah. It was just...a job. He knew the risks.

Stolas: You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.

Blitzo: Save it, bitch. I'm working.

Octavia: You both need to get a room.

Blitzo: Hey, I am not a day-hooker!

Y/N: (under your breath) Could've fooled me.

A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.

Blitzo: What? I just said I'm not one, prude! [Flips her off.]

Stolas: [gasps] Oh, look, Via!

Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent. A demon mother is struggling to pull her crying son into the tent.

Stolas: You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!

Octavia: [panicked] Oh no...

Flashback depicts a young Octavia at Loo Loo Land being forced by a crowd of Imp children closer to a stage featuring the Robotic Fizzarolli/Robo Fizz, who lets out a robotic cackle.

The robot then leans down closer to Octavia while his cackling becomes more robotic and distorted, causing her to burst into tears.

The camera than pans to show an annoyed Blitzo dressed as a clown and working a food cart

Blitzo & Octavia: I hate that fucking clown.

Pan to Stolas, who has been captured and hoisted aloft by a crew of Imps with a bag on his head.

Stolas: [unconcerned] Oh, Blitzy! I need my bodyguard, please!

You and Blitzo both sigh in annoyance and gun down the Imps trying to kidnap the Demon Prince. Blitzo then carries him into Robo Fizz's tent while you sit down next to Octavia. She pulls the bag off her father's head and he blinks in confusion.

Robo Fizz: [glitching and sparking] Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!

https://youtu.be/lPyQ556ckzo

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫ 

Robo Fizz: ♫ Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaand! ♫ 

As Robo-fizz gets to close to Octavia, you stand up and point your P99 at him

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land ♫

♫ Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Laaaaand! ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ Everybody's friendly, ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ And nobody is mean ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ No copyright infringement's ever seeeeeeen ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ I have a dream... ♫

Backup Singer: ♫ (He has a dream) ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ I'm here to tell... ♫

Backup Singer: ♫ (He's here to tell) ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Laaaaand! ♫

Octavia looks on with disgusted boredom while you absentmindedly glance at your watch.

Cut back to Moxxie and Millie, who are still wandering around

Carnie Imp: Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!

Millie: [gasps excitedly] Oh, look Moxxie! A THING!

The "thing" in question is some sort of purple stuffed penguin creature with Imp horns, wearing pink overalls. The stuffed animal is labeled with a tag that says "THING?"

Moxxie: Oh, you like that thing?

Millie: YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!

Moxxie: [smugly] Ahhh... Finally, something I can handle.

Moxxie takes out some money and hands it to the carnie.

Moxxie: Okay! One game, puh-lease!

Moxxie takes a shot and clearly hits a target, but due to the game being rigged, it doesn't go down.

Carnie Demon: Ohhhh! Strike one, little man!

Moxxie: But I hit it!

Carnie Imp: Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So, yeah...! No go, bro.

Moxxie growls in anger and slaps another dollar down on the counter. He takes another shot, hits the target, but it still doesn't go down.

Moxxie: The Heaven's wrong with this thing?!

Carnie Imp: Oh man, a real shame, I tell ya. [mockingly cries]

Moxxie hisses in anger as he slaps another bill on the counter.

Moxxie: Another!

Cut back to the Fizzarolli show. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.

Robo Fizz & Backup Singer: ♫ --body sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaaand! ♫

The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.

Stolas: Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how delightful!

Another Imp assassin/kidnapper tries to attack Stolas, but is shot by Blitzo.

Stolas: Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzy.

Y/N: Ew!

Octavia: [furious] Ugh! I can't do this anymore!

Stolas: [concerned] Wait- E-... Octavia!

Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind and you chasing after them. Blitzo is about to follow you but is stopped by Robo Fizz laughing.

Robo Fizz: Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo [pronounced as spelled] my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? [laughs]

Blitzo: The 'O' is silent now!

Robo Fizz: A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! [laughs]

Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.

Blitzo: Bitch, I make more money killin' people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!

Robo Fizz: [glitching] Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you... [demonically] BLITZO?

Blitzo: No. But I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!

He fires at Robo Fizz, who gleefully dodges the bullets and wheels to himself up to Blitzo, before coiling himself around him and throwing him out of the tent.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!

Outside, Wally Wackford rolls a cart of lit torches in by the tent.

Wally: Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!

Blitzo lands on the cart, scattering the torches everywhere, which light the big top on fire.

Wally: Owww! I say, OWWWW!

The animatronics run out of the tent, their synthetic skin bubbling and melting off. Robo Fizz pops up, half of his face on fire, and cackles yet again.

Cut back to Moxxie and Millie, where Moxxie has stupidly blown $600 on an obviously rigged game.

Carnie Imp: Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your hot friend here a prize...

Millie: Let me try!

Millie grabs the pistol and fires a cork at a target, which misses wildly. The carnie Imp grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth, which causes a target to fall down.

Carnie Imp: Ohhhh, look at that! Lucky shot, baby.

Moxxie: Are you kidding me?! You- you- you charlatan!

Carnie Imp: Hey, uh, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to the lady~

He leans in seductively.

Millie: As if! Besides, I only have feelings for a certain hunky Hellhound.

You run past, notice the blatant harassment, casually walk up to the guy and snap his neck.

Millie: Why did you-

Y/N: What? I'm just supposed to let some freak make you uncomfortable?

You're cut off as Blitzo crashes through the booth.

Moxxie: [surprised] Sir?!

Blitzo: [dazed] Ohhh, hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of.

As he says this, you look behind you and see Robo Fizz walking towards you, laughing on a loop while his skin melts off

You, Moxxie, and Millie run off, with you grabbing one of the "Things". Blitzo fires his flintlock at Robo Fizz, who catches the bullet with his teeth and spits it out.

Blitzo: Oh, what a mouth.

He cringes after realizing what he just said, and jumps out of the way as Robo Fizz charges at him again. He crashes into the booth, sending the Things flying everywhere. One of them lands on the head of a teenage Imp getting his picture taken with his family.

Father: Goddammit, Nathan! You ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!

Cut back to Stolas

Stolas: Octavia?

Octavia: [off-screen] Just leave me alone!

Stolas: Octavia!

Octavia runs into a building called the "Fun House." Inside, Stolas is confronted with a a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.

Stolas: [annoyed] Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!

The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. You, Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the Imp with a pistol.

Stolas: [wipes Imp blood off of sleeve] Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.

A/N: 

https://youtu.be/tK88HuQEuZ8

Millie: He's, uhhhh... busy.

Moxxie: Being a fool.

Stolas: What kind of fool?

Y/N: The "everything is now on fire" kind.

You half-heartedly toss the "Thing" you picked up to Millie. 

Y/N: Here. Thought you might like that.

Millie:

Stolas: This is all well and good but where is Octavia?

Y/N: (sniffing) She went this way.

You and Stolas walk further into the funhouse, and see Octavia in a ride crying. Stolas goes to talk to her, but you stop him

Y/N: With all due respect, your highness. Maybe I should talk to her first.

Stolas: You...may have a point. Thank you, Hellhound.

You walk over to Octavia and sit down next to her.

Octavia: What are you doing here?

Y/N: I...just wanted to see how you were doing.

Octavia: Shouldn't you be with your boss while my dad hits on him?

Y/N: Well, I can barely tolerate Blitzo. Most of the time, he's a selfish asshole with no sense of personal space. And, I'm sorry about how you dad's acting. Him shamelessly flirting with Blitzo in front of you is honestly pretty fucked up.

Octavia: It wasn't always like this. When I was a Owlette, my parents weren't always at each other's throats. But...dad just seems determined to ruin our family.

Y/N: Have you talked to him about it?

Octavia: I doubt he'd listen to me.

Y/N: Well, he may be ready to listen now. I can tell he cares about you.

Octavia: What was your father like?

You hesitated. Not sure if you should tell her. A part of you wanted to her how he taught you everything you know about assassination/body guarding. How he was a loving father and husband who entered a dangerous line of work for the sole purpose of providing for his family. How he loved preparing home cooked meals while insulting the anchors of Channel 666 news.

But then you were reminded of your ex-girlfriends. The people you confided this information to, who used it to hurt you in return. Paranoia started seeping in that Octavia was only pretending to be emotionally damaged and was trying to get you to let your guard down.

Y/N: He was...I don't know...a dad. 

Octavia stares at you.

Y/N: (Lying) There's not much to say. He wasn't around much before he died.

You look over at Stolas looking downtrodden.

Y/N: Look just...give your dad a chance. You never know if this is the last moment you'll have with him.

Octavia: I guess...

You stand up and walk back over to Stolas. He places a hand on your shoulder.

Stolas: Thank you.

He walks over to his daughter.

Stolas: I take it you are... not having fun.

Octavia: [crying] I didn't even want to come here!

Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I... I thought you loved it here.

Octavia: [sniffs] When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other... and my dad didn't flirt with some... weird red dickhead the entire time.

Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's... a lot. I, uh-- I should have listened.

Octavia: [crying] I just want to go home... but home doesn't even feel like home anymore... You ruined it.

Stolas: You need to understand... your mother and I... I just-... I felt-... She's always been... I haven't been- Ha-... We weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words.

Octavia: [crying] Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?

Stolas: [emphatically] What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. (Carrying her) You are too old for it, anyway.

You felt yourself smiling at the two of them somewhat reconciling with each other. As the three of you exit the funhouse, you sensed an Imp jump down behind you and pull out a switchblade. Not in the mode for anyone interfering with his daddy/daughter time, Stolas turns his head around 180 degrees and turns the Imp to stone. You then pick the statue up and smash it on the ground, shattering it to pieces.

As you accompany the Goetias out of the park, you notice Millie firing wildly at Robo Fizz, before he gets eaten by a dragon being ridden by Moxxie.

Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?

Octavia: Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there.

Stolas: [reluctantly] Hmmm, okayyyyy...

Octavia: [chuckles] Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes.

Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank you.

A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the Imps hurtling through the air, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of you, Stolas, and Octavia.

Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir!

Blitzo: Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!

Blitzo and Moxxie pass out and you kick a cat/bug creature away before it can grab an unconscious Millie by the hair.

Octavia: Any chance you would join us, Y/N?

You hesitate before speaking up

Y/N: I would, but my mom and sister would probably freak out if I stayed out any later. Normally, I would've been home an hour ago.

Stolas: We completely understand.

You bid the Goetias farewell before hoisting Moxxie and Millie over your shoulders.

Y/N: Come on. Let's get the fuck outta this dumpster fire.

You place them in the backseat of IMP's van and drive off, with Blitzo slowly crawling after the van.

End of Chapter. Next; Spring Broken