[REQUESTED] You prank them by saying you're breaking up

Sangyeon: 

*he's just so devastated. He grabs onto your hand and won't let go. He asks you why you're breaking up with him, did his CEO make you? When you tell him that no, no one made you break up with him, he's so sad that he almost starts to cry and he begs you to give him another chance, promising that he can do better.*

*when you tell him that it was a joke... well... he's pretty annoyed. But he's also super relieved, and he makes you promise never to scare him like that again.*

"Don't you dare do that EVER AGAIN. Promise? Pinky promise?" 

Jacob: 

*he's just so shocked that he doesn't even know what to do. He stands there, unable to move, so shocked, he feels like his whole world came crashing down around him. He starts crying a little but tries to hide it from you, and then he's the one who apologizes to you for not being good enough.*

"I'm sorry Y/N. I Hope you find someone better in the future."

*needless to say, when you tell him it was a joke, he's NOT HAPPY.*

"Y/N! Why would you scare me like that? That's so MEAN. You're HORRIBLE. Why would you do that?" 

Younghoon: 

*his eyes widen, immediately filling with tears. He wants to hold himself together, he really does, but he just can't. He hugs you tightly and begs you to reconsider.*

"Please Y/N, I love you. I'll do better. Please don't leave me."

*but when you tell him it was just a joke, he's really mad at you, but also happy that you still love him.*

"Yay, I knew you'd never leave me. But that was really mean. I'm sorry, but I'm ignoring you today."

Hyunjae: 

*when you tell him, he just looks so lost. All his happy playful beagle energy just evaporates: gone. He stops moving and he stares at you in horror, unable to wrap his mind around the idea of you guys breaking up. He'd expected to spend the rest of his life with you, and then this? No, he can't let you go that easy.*

*after a couple of moments, he convinces himself that it must be the CEO forcing you guys to break up, and he drags you over to his office, not listening to a word you're saying. So... you guys are in front of his very confused CEO when you admit that it was a prank. And there comes his smile, he's so happy and relieved that he just starts bouncing up and down, hugging you and completely ignoring the CEO now.*

"REALLY?!?! It was just a joke! Oh thank God. I love you so so much. Please don't ever do that again."

Juyeon: 

*he's not one who usually cries, but this news brings him to tears. When you tell him, he's so devastated, he can't even look you in the eye. You're in the middle of talking to him when he runs out of the dorms and doesn't come back for the whole entire day, worrying everyone to death and making the rest of The Boyz extremely mad at you.*

*when he finally comes back, you have to admit to him, in front of all of the members, that it was just a joke. At first, he's just happy and gives you a relieved hug. But then, he gets angry at you...*

"Wait... THAT WAS REALLY MEAN? What did I ever do to deserve that? How would you like it if I pranked you like that, huh?"

Kevin:

*he's so upset. No, he's angry. You're not telling him why you're breaking up with him, and that's unacceptable. He feels as though he would be more okay if he just had a reason. He continuously pressures you for a reason and so you have to admit that it was just a joke.*

"Ha, I knew it. I knew you'd never break up with me."

New: 

*he's just so devastated. He pleads with you not to break up with him, insisting that he'll be a better boyfriend and make more time for you. When you try to leave, he grabs your hands and hugs you and begs you to give him one more chance.*

*when you tell him it was a joke, he's so salty. He's beyond annoyed. You had him make a fool out of himself like that? Ha, he's going to get the last laugh. You're getting silent treatment for a week.*

Q: 

*gets angry when you tell him, because you won't tell him why. In his opinion, he'd been a pretty great boyfriend thus far, he'd been sweet and attentive, and he's demanding to know a reason for this. How can you suddenly not love him anymore? What happened?*

*when you tell him it's a joke, he's mostly happy and relieved, and he cutely scolds you for scaring him like that.*

"Please don't ever do that again."

Haknyeon: 

*tears enter his eyes and threaten to spill as soon as you break the news to him. He immediately takes your hand and, trying to keep his voice even, he asks why. He says that if it's because you don't love him anymore, okay, he'll let you go. But if it's because of the CEO or other outside forces, why don't you work with him to fix it?*

"Y/N, if you still love me, we can fix it. We can do anything. I promise. Trust me, okay?"

*so when you tell him it was a prank, he's relieved, but pretty annoyed. He pretends it's fine but immediately starts plotting ways to get back at you.*

Hwall: 

*he tries to hide it, but he's just so SAD. He's really about to cry. He can't even stay with you when you tell him. He keeps himself composed and nods and tells you it's okay, he hopes you have a great life, and then he runs away. He runs to his hyungs and bursts into tears and then Sangyeon corners you demanding an explanation.*

*when you confess to everyone that it was a prank, you're put on cleaning duty in the dorm for a week.*

Sunwoo: 

*he desperately tries to hold himself together while you tell him, but while he's asking you why you're breaking up with him, his voice breaks and he falls apart. A boy who's always so strong is now crying in front of you - YOU DID THAT.*

*you immediately feel so guilty that you can't drag the prank out, and you give him a big hug and tell him it was a joke.*

*and when he hears that... he is quite mad. He's so mad that he refuses to talk to you, to even look at you for the rest of the day, maybe even the rest of the week.*

Eric: 

*YOU MONSTER. YOU MADE THE BABY CRY.*

*he'd cry a lot. He'd try to be strong and composed, but he can't stop himself from bursting into tears.*

*even after you tell him it was a joke, he's still crying, and through his tears he begs you never ever to do that again to him.* 

Notes: 

Wow, 90k reads!! That's so sooo amazing thank you so much. 

Seeing this book get so many reads, votes, and comments, just makes me so happy. I love talking to you guys and I hope you know how much I love and appreciate all of you🥺💖

100k is on the way... I feel like I should do something special for that. Any suggestions? Idrk what to do. I guess I'll figure something out. I can answer questions again, if anyone has any. If you do, please comment them here. 

Okay and I quick update. I will be reopening requests SOON - PLEASE WAIT JUST A LITTLE LONGER🙏 

I will reopen them for a little bit and then I'll have to close them again. 

I'm going away for two weeks in August and won't be able to update, and then I'll have my SAT and college applications and then school will start soooo.... 

Updating isn't going to be as frequent come August. I'll try my best for once or twice a month when the time comes, but please be patient and understanding with me🥺

Okay so for today's Alyssa Rant... 

We're talking about Wooseok again. 

I didn't have another dream with him (😓) but 

Wooseok said 

THAT HE HADN'T BEEN PAID FOR HIS FIVE YEARS IN UP10TION😐

FIVE YEARS AND HE HADN'T GOTTEN A SINGLE CENT. 

TOP MEDIA - WTF? 

I knew Top Media was terrible, that's not news to me, but THIS IS BEYOND TERRIBLE. 

I'M SO FURIOUS. 

THEY NEED TO PAY UP10TION. NOW. THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. 

Also, Wooseok's first salary was over 100 million won from his promotion with X1. 

They were active for like, two months. And even those activities were limited. 

And he made that much money and paid off his parents debt still with money to spare? 

Just imagine how rich all of them could have been if the companies had listened and let X1 stay together🙃 

Imagine the success they would have had. They were already rookie monsters. They really could have been on top of the world but... 

Ugh. 

I miss X1🦋

Okay anyways onto... 

Song recommendations:

Easy - Stray Kids 

https://youtu.be/XZSv3aMGg5Q

This may just be my favorite SKZ song now. 

I just love it so much. 

I have it on repeat right now. 

It's just SO SO GOOD. 

Do y'all see Jeongin?? HE'S SO CUTE. 

Hyunjin's rap... omg😍

Minho and Seungmin are kinda bias wrecking. 

But I love Jeongin too much dw I'll never leave him. DO YOU SEE HOW CUTE HE IS? 

Also... just my opinion, but I think they have some of the best rappers in the industry. Not even being biased or anything because 1. I honestly am a casual stan of them and 2. I tend not to really like rap, I prefer vocals, but they are just so talented. Even in the songs that are a bit too rap heavy for my taste, even when I don't like the song, I just can't get over what great rappers they have.

So in conclusion, 

Stan Stray Kids.