(Jodi P.O.V)

I can't help but laugh at Jasoie's face. He looks so done with Mary and me. Like, 300% done. But this is to funny to pass up...

"We should probably do our lab now." Mary says, interrupting my thoughts.

"Yeah, lets gt stated." I put the egg down on the counter, "Watch over your egg Jasonie!"

After a few minutes, I finish up the lab report. It asks things like, "'What part of the My-plate does this fit into? How do you rate your teammates in this lab? What could you have done to improve this lab?"' I am about to turn it in, why Jasonie, the mother hen, strides over to me.

"Guess what, Jodi-e." He sneers to me.

"What, Jasonie?" I sneer back. 

"Somebody dropped the egg." He says and acts like he is going to cry.

Mary hears this, and displays a look of shock and sarcasm, "What! Not Henry! Yes, I named your son for you... But you let someone get killed! Your own child?" 

"Show us, you heartless father!" I demand Jasonie, while placing a hand over my chest.

"Fi-i-ne" Jasonie rolls his eyes and walks away. Mary and I follow, to see where the crime seen is.

"There."

The egg is cracked open at the bottom, spewing out it's gooey contents. It looks like someone sneezed a little too hard. The yolk is mixing slightly with the whites, and the whites is a blob on the white tile floor. The top half of the shell is still intact, but the other half... Well it ain't pretty.

"Omigawd did someone knock it off the counter?" Mary asks, petrified. 

"No, I picked it up and dropped it..." A different kid says, I believe his name is Harris. I stare daggers at him. How could he be so brutal? 

"On Accident!" He throws his hands up in protest. "I swear!" 

Turning back to Jasonie, I start singing the American national anthem while holding my hand over my heart, while looking down at the egg. Mary joins in, and so does a few other kids, who witnessed the whole ordeal. I nudge Jasonie that's by my side to join us.

"Heck no, I'm not singing for an egg." he mutters to me. So I nudge him harder with my elbow into his ribs. Sort of... He has really long legs.

"Ow, fine..." He holds his hand over his heart but I can tell he is rolling his eyes so much that they could probably pop out and roll away faster than a race car. 

Once our weird singing... Thing... Finished, I told everyone that my lab report will be in loving memory of Jasonie's egg. 

Soon enough, the teacher must've walked back in to the class room, or she didn't notice or care about what we where doing. Which seems unlikely.

"Clean up the egg, so the next class won't slip on it." Ms. Markon tells us. We all murmur in agreement. 

Harris grabs some paper towels and starts cleaning up the egg. "Got to get this, salmonella, off the floor." He says, in a bit more than stereotypical Texan accent. 

Mary and I walk back over to the table. "To Jasonie's egg." I say to her, turning in my lab. 

"To Jasonie's egg." She sniffs to show her sadness over our loss.

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A/N I laughed the whoooole time while writing this chapter... I just... Omigerd