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I couldn't believe it. My brother a homophobe. It had to be a lie, I mean he's friends with Louis and Louis is friends with Eli. I looked at Louis as if to ask him if it was true.

When i turned to look at Niall. Eli bursted out laughing. "Awwe hun you look all confuzzled. Its so cute."
He smiled and went in the bathroom. "I mean i would too if I would of known that my brother was a homophobe too. You know with me being a dick-a-holic and all" he laughs and i hear the faucet running.
"Oh for fucks sake Eli-, shut up" Louis pinches the bridge of his nose with one hand while the other rests on his right hip. "Yes Curly, Emmet is a homophobe but he is your big brother. He wouldn't hurt you. Big brothers aren't supposed to hurt their siblings"

Eli scoffs and rolls his eyes."Yeah. Okay tell that to the scar on my leg from when i ate the last slice of pizza." Eli shows off his leg from his robe as he starts brushing his teeth.

"Its only an inch, its not that big of a deal Els. Grow up" Louis sighs sitting on one of the free beds.

Eli moves to the bathroom to spit the foam out then shots back and I cover my mouth because, yes, that will leave a mark."Well so is your dick but you talk about it constantly."

"Oi! Shut up. Who was it that wanted a piece of this "1incher" ? Huh?"

"Oh please i grew out of peter pan phase. However Jeremy Sumpter is very much still my childhood crush."

"Oh my god right! Louis looks like the love baby of Peter pan and m.shadows."

Eli's eyes light up and we started to bring up who louis looks like before he yells at us to shut up.

"Alright thats fucking enough. Lets go. Your brother texted me to get you and bring you to him." He huffs and gets up from the bed.

"Ooh wait don't leave yet. This i got to see!" Eli squeals and starts going through clothes on his closet. He grabs a floral dress and puts it on. He then grabs a piece of lace and hands it to Louis. He grabbed it and turned him around. He wrapped it around his hair and made a bow.
"Thankies Lou." Eli smiles and grabs my hand. "Okay now we can go. Cmon Nialler you too. " Niall sits up from the bed he chose and quietly stands on the other side of Eli. He hooks his arm with Niall and starts walking.

"Lead the way Peasant!" He spoke to Louis which he just rolls his eyes and started walking ahead of us.

Once we go through the door, me going first then Eli followed by Niall, we walked behind Louis.

"So where did you come from Harry?" Eli looked up at me with big wide eyes.

"Well I came from Holmes Chapel. I was living with my stepdad's sister. She took me in when her brother passed away. My mom was and is in poor mental health since she lost Robin. So she took me in" I shrug speaking quietly. I was grateful, i was, but those years were absolute hell.

"Oh well glad to have you here." He spoke quietly before looking at Louis.  He let go of me and Niall and jumped on his back. "Im tired carry me horsey"

Suddenly were close to a big group huddled outside behind the back of building overlooking a forest. I spotted my brother and i ran up to him.

"Think fast!" I kicked him behind his knee and he fell to the ground. Within an instant i was pinned to the ground by about 5 guys.

"Ooh Harry you gotta teach me that move! I want to be pinned by that many guys. Thats all types of kinky" Eli giggles and jumps off Louis' back.

Emmet gets up and laughs. "Guys let him go. Hes okay. He is my baby brother. "The guys let me go instantly and i hug Em once again.

I look around and wave at everyone. "Hello my name is Harry."

I met with a bunch of "hey's" and "hellos". A guy with brown eyes and buzzcut hair points his head to Niall.

"What the fuck are you doing here? This isn't the end of the rainbow we don't need a leprechaun here."

I saw Niall flinch and looked away getting ready to head out. "He is here with me. So if you have a problem you  Timberlake-wannabe then you take it with me"

Emmet laughed and patted my back. "Oh look you finally grew some balls, little bro. Chill okay Liam here wont attack your friend. Ill see to that."

"Oh yeah that reminds me i have to tell you some-" i was cut off by loud squeals and high heels clicking.

"Emmy!!!! Louiiieee" The same girls from the park were there but this time with bags on their arms.

"Eramos muchos y pario la cabra" Eli huffed and glared at the girls. I turned to him and gave him a questioning look. " It means as if we didnt have enough problems already. Seriously tho!"

The girl that im assuming is Louis girlfriend jumped him and started to kiss him. She made loud obnoxious sounds that were supposed to sound what im guessing like sexy moans.

"Someone get this bitch an inhaler. Girl breathe through your nose." Eli spoke up and i had to cover my mouth to keep the laugh quiet.

Danielle turns around and glares at Eli. "Well if it isnt Ms.Man? Seriously you have a dick why the fuck are you wearing a dress? Those are for beautiful amazing perfect girls like me."

"Louis wasnt complaining last night." Eli looked bored and he looked at he nails. "Hey Hazzy, what do you say Green nails and the tips blue?" Danielle did not liked being ignore.

"Yeah i li-" i was interrupted again. Geez can i freaking talk or what?!.

"You fucking whore!" Danielle screams slapping Eli across the face. Eli reacts back and pretty soon a catfight starts up.

The guys start chanting and Louis and I tried to pried them off eachother. Once we do accomplish it the guys boo us.

"What the fuck Danielle! This better be the first and last time you lay a hand on Elliot. Am i making myself clear!" Louis yelled and for a short guy he could scream.

"Is Eli..is just eli. " i hear Eli whispering to himself. His words barely understandable because he had his face hidden in my chest.

"Oh my gosh you are taking that abomination's side! He said you two fucked last night!" Danielle's face growing redder and madder by the second.

"I was with you last night! So unless i have a time turner necklace i couldnt be fucking him! So yes im pissed off that you hit him."

Danielle's face falls and she sheepishly looks down.

I was going to keep listening in to their conversation but the blond chick with red lipstick came up to me. "Hey Harry yeah? We met at the park. I never got a chance to ask for your number."

"Now you have is 1-800-i-suck-dick." I grabbed Eli arm and walk up to Niall. "You two stay together. I need to talk to my brother." I smiled and walk up to Emmet.

"Im gay. I like dick and forever will so if you want to beat me up go ahead."

Em cleared his throat and looked at me. "I can never hurt you. You are my baby brother. Is you and me against the world remember?" I smiled remembering the pact we had made the day after Robin moved in with us. He was always so mean.

"For someone who claims to be a homophobe you sure seem very open minded." I chimed in quietly.

"What do you mean?" He looks at me confused. I pointed my head at Eli who was now getting checked by Louis. The punk one of the two cupping  the smaller feminine boys cheek and looking for any injuries i assume.

"Your best friend cares about a homosexual boy." I speak up.  Em laughs and nods. "They are like us. Their love is like that of us, brotherly. And also i dont hate homos that much. I hate fags tho. Those guys who are gays and rape and abuse the weaker ones. Those i hate with a passion. So shut the fuck up and leave me alone!" He stands up and storms off leaving me alone. Temperamental much?

Shrugging it off, I get up and walk up to Niall , Eli and Louis. Of course my coordination would catch up to me, and cause me to bump into someone.

"Whoops." I said looking up at a guy. A very cute guy. A very familiar looking guy?

"Hey"he says his hands on my waist keeping me from falling.

"Reality vs expectations. When you order something online vs when you get it" i hear Eli mumble under his breath. "Channel vs Walmart" he adds at the end.

I look up at him and his eyes widen and he turns around quickly. I shake my head and look back up at the stranger. "Hey Im Harry, thank you for saving me." I smile up at him and bite my bottom lip.

He smiled and nodded. "It was my pleasure Harry. And my name is Brooks, Joe Brooks" he then pulled away but not before grabbing my hand and kissing it.

Had i found my savior already? He did have feathery hair. He was taller than me,had ble eyes and wore glasses. I squealed once I noticed him gone. I finished walking back to the group.

"Hello." I tried to keep my smile at bay and seem casual.

"No. No. Just No." Eli shakes his head and squints his eyes. "Harry hunny i cant let you date a guy who introduces himself like james bond!"

"Date? Who says i want to date him? I just met him!" I look at him with widen eyes.

"That dopey ass look in your face, Curly"Louis points to my face and i break out in a smile.

"Theres a dopey smile in my face?"Everyone nods and i bite my lip to keep from speaking anymore.

A guy soon joins us. Hes join with a guy who looks way more shyer than him.

"Yo Lewis. I need go get in yours and Emmets place man." The more outgoing one and shorter of the two spoke to Louis ignoring everyone.

"Listen Shaquiqui if you want the key ask Emmet. I dont want the smell of pork lingering in my room."Louis replied to him. I knew Louis was rude but this was really rude.

The quiet one pipped up. "Its Shahid, Louis" he smiled and looked at Shahid. You could tell he liked him alot. He had longish brown hair and beautiful hazel eyes whose glasses took away from the beauty, since the glasses didnt go with the guy's face shape.

"Its naughty boy! Seriously Zayn get that through your thick diagusting head." He went to hit him but a hand stopped him.
We turned and saw Em holding his hand. "What were you just about to do?" He looked at him with a wide smile that reminded me of the joker.

"So you like to hit people dont you? I like to hit people too. ."

As he kept talking his grip had become tighter. Shahid looked at him in fear as screams started to leave his mouth.

I went to stop him but Louis grabbed my hand and pulled me back. "Dont curly, he gets blinded when hes this mad. He might snap and hurt you before he realizes is you."

At the same time he finished saying that Zayn put his hand on Emmet's hand and pleaded to him, tears rushing down his face. "Please stop youre hurting him."

Emmet stopped and let go off him. Shahid stands up and Zayn flinches but smiles wide through teary eyes . "Thank you so much."

Emmet rolls his eyes. "Whatever i just dont like seeing people get hurt even if its weak ass queer homos"With that he storms off.

Zayn's smiles doesnt falter and i look at louis confused as hell. From his face i can tell hes confused as well.

Zayn and Shahid left, i could hear faintly Shahid complaining about how Zayn should of stepped up sooner.

"Okay....weird day." Eli broke the silence and it wasnt that funny but we started to crack up.

Hello is me.The author and i use that term very loosely since i suck at writing and even more at updating. This took me like a month and is not even good. I have a laptop but no wifi so i wrote this on my phone so im so so sorry if theres mistakes please don't hesitate to point them out :) thank you so much.