Hallo Children! It me! Youngin' Uptown. A-Up-In-Da-Hizzle. Avery Down-mosque. And all those other things that no one calls me because that would be weird.

I have news. 

As Of April 3rd, 2017, I will have been Dating my wonderful Boyfriend Marcos, For 2 whole months!!!

It's absolutely Crazy how quickly time passes. It's amazing.

So A few things that happened To me in the last few days....

One; The Turkey Story. Two; How I got Triggered over a Cereal Box.

The Turkey Story:

Once upon a time, Your favorite Protagonist (Which Is hopefully me at this point of my book) Was on her way to get dinner. There was a Turkey in the road. It was traveling at a speed of two waddles per hour, a pretty unrushed speed for a Turkey in the road, if I may add. It was going right by our watch. Abbie, my older sister, Was the first to spot our new feathered friend at about a mile or two away from the bird.

Abbie: Dad. Don't hit that turkey.

Dad: *Silence*

Me and Naomi: *Also Silence*

We were waiting to see where this was going. We continued to approach the bird.

Abbie: Dad, I'm serious. Don't Run over that Turkey. I will scream and cry.

Dad: Don't worry I won't

Me and Naomi: *Silent Still*

We Are Deathly Close to the Turkey Now. Dad Swerves Left, Since the Turkey was traveling right, at a reasonable speed of 5 waddles per hour now. But what does The turkey do when It sees the car? It Swerves Left too.

Dad: *Slams on the breaks*

Abbie: *Screams Bloody Murder and covers her face*

Naomi: *Begins to cry*

Dad: *Holds back laughter*

Abbie: Did you hit it?

Me: *Bursts out laughing*

Dad: *Laughs*

Me: No Abbie, The Turkey is fine.

Abbie: Are you sure?

Naomi: *Is Bawling*

So That's The Turkey story. 

Cereal Box trigger Story:

Your Favorite Protagonist Woke up one morning and wanted Lucky charms. She had no idea there were questions on the back of the box. She looked. They were D.C. Comics questions. She thought She had this in the bag.

Question 1: Where does a Green Lanterns power come from?

My Answer: Psssshhh Easy, Their Ring.

The Actual Answer: Their Power of Will.

Me: WhAt?! *Shakes head* Okay, Okay, Minor set back. Lets just... Go with the next question...

Question 2:  What is "Cyborg" Short for?

My Answer: UUUUuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh....... Pass?

The Actual Answer: Cybernetic Organism

Me: Huh... Okay... There was No way i was ever going to that one... eh....hehe...

Question 3: What is Cyborg's real name?

My Answer: ........  O-o Wut? His real name isn't Cyborg?

The Actual Answer: Victor Stone

Me: UUUUGGGGHHH!!!! *Throws Box across the room* *Sourly eats Lucky charms* *Does a Boi gesture at the box.* My Dude.

Naomi: Why are you so salty?

Me: I missed all the questions on the back of the god damn cereal box...

So that's how I got triggered at a cereal box.

One more thing because you all are being really patient with me.

https://youtu.be/tPcxqpMbcSg

This song. This song made me cry.

I secretly wish this was how Marcos reacted after every time I leave him. A Disney Fantasy of mine, since I saw the movie.

If you haven't seen it, you seriously need to dudes. Seriously. Changed my life.

Okay That's all. 

P.s. Lafoo is Olaf

Lumiere is just... A LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL! I MEAN...

Look At His Little Face!  How Could You Not Like This Guy!

Anyway, that's all I really have to say. I know, I'm a slacker...

Peace.

~averycoolyoutuber.