Everyday I'm Hamilton

So yesterday I was dying, Friday I was dying, basically since Sunday of last week, I've been dying. And yet some how, I managed to find time to fit as many Hamilton references as I could into my sick days.
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Grandmother: wow, I didn't know Lin Manuel Maranda is going to be on the oscars.

Me: well yeah... he's kinda nominated for Moana...

Grandmother: wait, what did he do for Moana?

Me: Uh He Composed Literally Half Of The Songs!!

Grandmother: really? Wow. He just doesn't quit does he?

Me: I guess you could say man, the man is non-stop.

Little sister: Stop It With The Hamilton Avery!
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Boyfriend: how are you feeling?

Me:I'm dying

Boyfriend: it can't be that bad

Me: I imagine dead so much it feels more like a memory, this is where it gets me, on the couch the t.v. Ahead of me.

Boyfriend: .... wait a second. That was Hamilton. Wasn't it?
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Step sister: what are you going to do Avery? You have a fever and you are coughing.

Me: Guess I'll have to do my. Way to Stay Alive.

Step sister: *walks out of my room* No! Stop that!
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School Pal: come on Avery, take a stand -
Me: WITH PRIDE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU STAND TO THE SIDE!

School pal: *face palms* I can't say anything around you. Somehow it's always going to relate to Hamilton.
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Mom: so this is what you want?

Me: Oui... OUI MON AMIE JAMMAPLE LAFAYETTE!!!

Mom: Oh no. Its begun again.
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So yeah... that was my weekend, in a nutshell. Aside from the dying because I'm sick part. But hey, life goes on.

So yeah.

Hamilton spam because why not?

Okay now I'm done. Peace!

~averycoolyoutuber

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