A School Assignment That Is Totally Epic

SO I'm in Drama in my school and we had to write about our partner as an object or person telling about the other persons life story. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

Frisk the Glasses. (haleyislametbh )

Hi there, My name is Frisk. Now I bet you're wondering... What are glasses doing, first off, Speaking, and second off, to you. Well fortunately a while ago I was asking myself the same question too. I just recently found the answer *Coughs* :Though it was quite disturbing... *Clears throat* 'Scuse me. I have been awakened by the Star fairy- Creepy, I know- to tell you about my person Haley and her legally blind- 2300- not a pretty sight, quite literally- self, from the point of view of the desk next to her bed, from inside the case. Now before I begin, I'll let you know that Haley... My person... doesn't know I can speak. I mean... I'm sure the conversation would be quite bland if I began to talk to her. I mean... first she'd probably start screaming... Then after a few minutes she'd be okay. After contemplating if she was high or not. Then I'd probably begin talking to her about taking care of her eyes, because hey! They are important. and I might ask her to clean that smudge off my left lense in the lower left corner... seriously she should do that now. The point is it wouldn't be a very interesting conversation. So don't go telling her I can talk, alright? Sweet. Now then, about my person. Haley Goodpaster is 14 11/12 (Her birthday is september 23rd, when she'll be 15) and is actually really mature for her age... well mostly... somewhat... a little? Yeah that sounds about right. Now being glasses, I see a lot of things... People, like Haley's 2 sisters, Rachel and Jessica- Or her dogs Cookie and Yoda. I also see a lot of video games, Like Undertale and Five Nights at Freddy's. In which she will then play music on the piano from Undertale, like my personal favorite, Bontrousle. I see her favorite T.v. shows, like Grey's Anatomy, and Orange is the new Black. *Coughs* Unfortunately *Clears Throat* Gosh, I must be coming down with something... Perhaps Lensanitious... I really need to get myself cleaned *Glares at Haley* I see her *Coughs* Horrible *Clears throat* Drawings and most importantly, I see her watch her favorite YouTubers Like Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Phil and Dan, the loves of her life. She is currently in a 14 and 11/12 year long relationship with herself... fascinating. And though she isn't sure where she would like to go for school, personally I think she should shoot for Undertale Collegiate Academy, where she would fit right in with all the other nerds- I mean gamers that enjoy Undertale as well, She would like to do something that has to do with music for a living. Finally if you want to stay on her good side it's really a good idea if you don't mention Misogynists. She hates those kind of people. She thinks of herself as an equalising feminist, who doesn't think of any gender as better or worse then each other. That's really all I can give you without invading her personal and private stuff. You guy's really don't wanna know. It's bad. I've seen things. Bad things. You don't wanna go there... Unless you're a sicko. Then be my guest and do yourself a favor... GET A FLIPPIN LIFE!!! That being said, Thank you so much for listening to my story. Now I can work on getting my lenses cleaned. Seriously these smudges are so annoying.Welp... See ya! Frisk Out! Peace.

- SO on Monday I'm acting this out in my Drama Class. I hope you enjoy Haley, And everyone else, HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY!!! or whatever day it is for you. BBBIIIIIII!!!!!

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