The Book Talk Show: Episode Two (host: ZodiacManiac32/ 3rd_GuyFromTheLeft/ Cypher_pt_4)

Host: Zachary (from ZodiacManiac32, "The Adventures of Alan and Ariel" -- translated, so he doesn't have his adorable accent. Super sorry, ladies!)

Guests: Princess Melissa and Princess Olivia (from ThePianoManiac, "The Fairest of Them All")

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Zachary (host): Uhh. . . hi. Well, uhh, this is the first time I have spoken on a talk show, so don't hate. I'd love to introduce our guests! Both are from the amazing story, "The Fairest of Them All"! Please welcome your royal ladies, Princesses Melissa and Olivia!

Olivia and Melissa: *both step on the stage, wearing matching yellow dresses*

Zachary (host): Hi, ladies. You both look stunning. How are you beauties doing tonight?

Olivia: *dips head and smiles charmingly* Thank you, Zachary! I'm doing great, by the way, thank you for the wonderful compliment--

Melissa: *flips hair* I know I'm that amazing; you don't have to remind me.

Zachary (host): Okay, uh, I guess. . . let's get started, then! First question! What is your favorite song?

Olivia: *dreamily* Oh, I just love the arias of Bach. . . they're so beautiful, and their melodies. . . . So gorgeous. I especially love the Saint Matthew--

Melissa: Bah! Those are the worst songs ever. I just hate music in general.

Olivia: But why, Melissa?

Melissa: *shrugs* 'Cause songs are for babies, and I certainly am not a baby. *whispers to herself* I hate babies.

Olivia: *tries her best not to snort* You hate everything, older sister.

Zachary (host): *laughs, then continues* What is your favorite color?

Olivia: I really love the color green. After all, it symbolizes life and the forests and trees--

Melissa: *shocked* You like the color green? That's the worst color EVER! I like the color red, because it's my hair color, and it is just a bold and fiery color.

Olivia: I like the color green because it symbolizes great things, not because it has something to do with me.

Zachary (host): That's a nice reason, Olivia. And Melissa, your hair is a nice shade of red. Kind of like my friend, Brea. Anyways, let us continue. If you were the last person on earth, what would you do?

Olivia: Oh, that is such a difficult question to answer--

Melissa: I'd just enjoy life, since I can do whatever I want.

Olivia: *getting a bit frustrated* Melissa! Will you please just stop interrupting me?

Melissa: *waves hands in the air dramatically* Hey, hey, hey, there! Calm thyself!

Olivia: *sighs* Okay, but can you please just stop interrupting me?

Melissa: Okay, okay!

Olivia: *sighs* Gee, Melissa. . . how is your future husband going to deal with you?

Melissa: WHAT?

Olivia: *quickly* Nothing, sister dear! Nothing at all!

Melissa: Okay, good, because I thought you said something about how hard it is going to be for my future husband to deal with me.

Olivia: *clears throat* So, back to my answer. I would probably just. . . fine, Melissa. You're right for the first time.

Melissa: *smirks* Ha!

Olivia: Though you're wrong about the "I can do whatever I want because I'm a princess" thingy.

Melissa: Olivia, you're such a meanie.

Zachary (host): Next question! *slyly* Do you ladies have a crush on anybody?

Olivia: Well, I've never met anyone who'd make a good husband. But I have plenty of suitors to choose from. . . probably too many.

Melissa: *rolls eyes* Jeez, sis! Will you stop bragging already?

Olivia: *apologetically with knitted brows* I'm so, so sorry! I didn't mean to; I was just saying that it wasn't a good thing with all of those people stalking you and throwing flowers and cakes out from your window when you just want to lie down on your bed and read. . . .

Melissa: *laughs, then slaps Olivia's shoulder lightly* Dude, can't you just take a joke? *to the audience, chortling* Seriously! Did you guys see that priceless expression? *to Olivia* Oh, for the Great Spirit's sake! Won't you calm down for just a second?

Olivia: *sheepishly* Sorry. . .

Melissa: Well, anyway! To answer that question, the answer is a no. Boys are gross. But I'm straight. I just think single ladies are cool, a.k.a. me.

Zachary (host): Well, I'm a boy, but okay, then -- I guess. Next question! *looks closer at paper* Who is your favorite sister? *whispers to himself* Why would they add that? That's kind of rude. Seriously, what kind of person has the idiocy to do that?

ZodiacManiac32: Hey! I wrote some of these!

ThePianoManiac: Yeah, that was kind of rude. . .

Zachary (host): *embarrassed* Sorry. . . I didn't mean to offend you. It won't happen again, ma'am.

ZodiacManiac32: Awww. . . I can't stay mad at that. You're so nice and cute! Just be more careful about it. Okay, Hanjime?

Zachary (host): *smiles and nods* HAI! *to Olivia* I'm sorry! You were saying?

Olivia: Honestly, Zachary, I need to tell you the truth.

Melissa: *leans towards Olivia, scooting her chair over closer*

Olivia: *whispers* I like. . . I like. . .

Zachary (host): *also leans closer*

Olivia: *smiles innocently* All of them.

Melissa: *face palms and rolls eyes* Really? Not even Marianne? She's, like, one of the only ones that actually follows the rules like you do!

Olivia: Nope, nope, nope.

Melissa: Whatever. Then I don't have a favorite, either.

Olivia: *raises eyebrow* Really?

Melissa: *side glances at Olivia* Yup.

Zachary (host): *laughs* Okay. What is the hardest thing about being royalty?

Olivia: Well. . . the hardest thing is finding a spouse. You have to find the perfect one, as I have mentioned before.

Melissa: I think it's just when you have to wait for the cooks to cook you food after you go on a ride with the horses. *rubs stomach* Man, just talking about food makes me feel hungry.

Zachary (host): Last question! If there was an apocalypse outbreak, who would you save and why?

Olivia: Oh, I'd save anyone and everyone that I can, of course! Why? Oh, because I just think every life is important, you know. Everyone exists for a reason.

Melissa: I'd save nobody.

Olivia: *shakes head in disapproval*

Melissa: Fine, fine, fine. The same answer that Olivia said.

Olivia: That's better.

Zachary (host): Well, that was fun! I have to go now. You know. . . martial arts stuff. I enjoyed seeing and talking with you amazing ladies! You are the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

Ariel: *suddenly steps on the stage and raises an eyebrow* Really? You wanna say that when I'm here?

Zachary (host): Ariel! *nervously* I. . . uh. . . didn't know. . . that you. . . were here. I said that they were the prettiest girls I've ever seen. However, you're the most gorgeous one I've ever seen.

Ariel: *blushes* Awwww, Zachary! I just wanna say--

ZodiacManiac32: You guys! This isn't a love talk show. When you both are guests, you can talk all you want. Now's not the time! *drags Ariel off the stage*

Zachary (host): *gesturing to the audience* Sorry, guys! I had fun, and hopefully, you guys did too! See you guys next time on the Book Talk Show! Byyyye!!!

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