The Book Talk Show: Episode One (host: ThePianoManiac)

Host: Daryah Chen (from ThePianoManiac, "-TRANSLATOR NEEDED-")

Guests: Alan Ackerman (from 3rd_GuyFromTheLeft, "My Relationship Book 2": DISCONTINUED) (and Alan (from ZodiacManiac32, "The Adventures of Alan and Ariel": ONGOING)

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Daryah Chen (host): *clears throat* Hello, everyone--

Alan Ackerman: *interrupts, not listening and ignoring Daryah* What's up, bro?

Alan: Nothing much.

Alan Ackerman: The name's Alan. What's yours?

Alan: *gasps slightly, jaw almost touching the ground* Um, Alan. . .?

Alan Ackerman: Wait, what? That's my name!

Alan: Uh, I do believe that that's my name. Now, get out before I start zapping you!

Alan Ackerman: HA! Well, I'm the one that has a last name!

Alan: Ugh, whatever, I don't care! Just go back to your fairy tale school! And I'm Alan!

Alan Ackerman: *offended* You dumb butt! That's MY name! Don't provoke me! And don't say I didn't warn you!

Alan: *rolls eyes* Oh my zodiac stars, just--

Daryah Chen (host): You two! SHUSH before I start beating you up!

Alan: *disgusted* Ugh, he started it. I didn't do anything.

Alan Ackerman: What -- how. . .? WHAT DID I DO NOW?! You were the one that started the darn thing! If you hadn't pretended that you were me, then we would've started earlier and got this over with earlier--

Daryah Chen (host): *turning scarlet* JUST SHUT THE FREAKING HECK UP, YOU STUPID PEOPLE! I invited both of you guys here! There! Well, actually, our creators did, but whatever. They made me be the host.

Alan Ackerman: Oops. My bad. NOT. *snickers*

Alan: Anyways, start, 'cause I have a study date with Brea.

Daryah Chen (host): *raises eyebrow* Well, well, well. . . let's see this thing. I've never done this before, so yeah. . . this'll be my first time. Please don't be harsh. After all, I'm kind of just reading what's on the script.

Alan: *drums fingers impatiently on desk* Come on! Start the thing already!

Daryah Chen (host): Ahem. So, please let me have a chance to start this over again.*glances at both Alans* Hello, everyone, and welcome to. . . THE BOOK TALK SHOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Alan Ackerman: Wow, that was really crappy.

Alan: Wow, "for the first time in forever", I agree wholeheartedly with you. Great job.

Daryah Chen (host): *offended* Whatever, I don't need your opinions to succeed. I really don't give a crap. But seriously, that's what it says in the script anyway. . .

Alan Ackerman: Yay. Now, what are the dumb questions?

Daryah Chen (host): Ahem. This one, in my opinion, is a bit personal, but whatever. They're not asking me, so yay. Well, who is your crush?

Alan: *blushes* Do I absolutely have to tell? It's kind of obvious anyways. . .

Alan Ackerman: OH MY GOSH, YOU LIKE SOMEONE?!

Alan: Well, yeah. Haven't you read my story? Like, don't you? I mean, these days, practically everyone has to like someone!

Alan Ackerman: Nuh-uh. I mean, why would I? They're all ugly and stupid. The good ones are already taken anyways, and I don't want to snatch anybody's girlfriend.

Daryah Chen (host): Okay, guys! Yadda, yadda, yadda! Less chit chat, more answering questions. Next question; how old are you?

Alan Ackerman: Oh, I'm sixteen.

Alan: That's complicated. . . I guess I'm fourteen, about to be fifteen.

Alan Ackerman: How do you not know your own age? That just gives me another reason to call you a dumb butt.

Alan: HEY, YOU'RE THE DUMB BUTT --

Daryah Chen (host): YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! Whatever! Alan, stop being mean!

*both Alans look at each other*

Alan Ackerman: Which one?

Daryah Chen (host): *rolls her eyes* Ugh, you little imbeciles. . . anywaaaaay. . . NEXT QUESTION!!! What's your favorite food? *mutters to herself* Okay, these questions are just plain stupid and pointless. Who came up with these?

ZodiacManiac32: HEY!

ThePianoManiac: WHAT? *stomps her feet angrily* I came up with these!

Daryah Chen (host): *gulps* S-sorry. . . um, I really am. . .?

3rd_GuyFromTheLeft : That's just rude!

Alan: *laughs so hard tears form in his eyes* Oh my zodiac stars! This is hilarious! I think Brea will be okay with me being late. She'll forgive me; she'll have to! *crosses his legs* I think we have an awesome show to enjoy, Alan!

Alan Ackerman: I absolutely agree with every word you just said.

Daryah Chen (host): *very, very embarrassed* Sorry! Jeez! You people are so dramatic!

ThePianoManiac: And that is exactly why we're good writers, right?

3rd_GuyFromTheLeft : Yup!

ZodiacManiac32: *smiles and nods*

ThePianoManiac: Well, Daryah, dear, continue. *grits teeth*

Daryah Chen (host): *stutters* Y-yeah, sure, I-I'll continue. . . continue. *grabs her papers* Um, what's your favorite food?

Alan: Oooooh! I absolutely LOVE Ms. Suzuki's ramen! I mean, even though it already comes in small packages. . . but I just like the way she cooks it and adds flavoring to it. Mmmm, just thinking about that makes me hungry!

Alan Ackerman: You like ramen? *snorts* That's just salt and spices. The packaging only comes with little itty bitty pieces of noodles. I prefer real food, like. . . sushi.

Daryah Chen (host): Well, I like both.

Creators: *glares at her* You're the host, not the guest! You'll answer questions maybe in a few more episodes!

Daryah Chen (host): *sarcastically* Aww, man! I am so, so mad! Totally! So. . . do you have any siblings?

Alan Ackerman: NOPE! I'm the one and only child. *finger guns* BOOM!

Alan: Oh, yeah. I have one -- my only older, amazing sister, Ariel.

Alan Ackerman: *snickers* Like "The Little Mermaid"?

Alan: SHUT UP.

Daryah Chen (host): Well, next question. *clears throat* Do you like your creator?

Alan Ackerman: Meh. She's an idiot for creating that bish. *rolls eyes at Alan*

Alan: *offended* I love my creator. She is pretty cool.

Daryah Chen (host): *grumbles* I certainly don't like mine. I have to agree with Alan Ackerman this time. Who's your most favorite person in the word?

ThePianoManiac: *glares at Daryah*

Alan: I don't have a favorite. I love all of them!

Alan Ackerman: *haughtily* Nobody. Everyone's a dumb butt. *glances at Daryah*

Daryah Chen (host): I saw that, Alan Ackerman. *sniffs daintily* Who do you like better? Your mom or your dad?

Alan Ackerman: I only knew my mom, but she died. *shrugs* Whatever.

Alan: I don't really know. It'd be super hard to choose. Then again, I do know my mom a bit more, but I love both my parents. Even if they're crazy. *laughs* Crazy awesome, though!

Daryah Chen (host): I don't like any of them. They're all my worst enemies--

ThePianoManiac: *screams* SHUT UP! YOU'RE THE HOST, BRO! ANSWER THEM ANOTHER TIME!

Daryah Chen (host): SORRY! Jeez! You people are so impatient! Ugh. What's your power -- if you have one? *mutters* I'm human, after all, not some kind of magical Fairy Tail School student or anything! Just a normal human being!

Alan Ackerman: Sword fighting. *puffs up perfect hair* I know, I'm that good.

Alan: Mermaid power! I can change from human to mermaid! I have my mother, Aquarius's, powers.

Alan Ackerman: *chortles* Ah! So that's where your sister's name came from!

Alan: STOP. IT.

Daryah Chen (host): All right, all right, guys! Break it up! Now, who is your favorite celebrity and why?

Alan Ackerman: Me 'cause I'm so much better than everyone.

Alan: Kim Seok Jin. He is super funny, and also because Ariel likes him.

Daryah Chen (host): *mutters to herself* Alan Ackerman is so egocentric.

Alan Ackerman: Hm? *raises an eyebrow*

Daryah Chen (host): *gives a smile as fake as a Barbie* Nothin'!

Alan: PLEASE. NO MORE DRAMA.

Daryah Chen (host): Yeah, you're right. Last question, here we go!

Alan: OOF. Just in time for my study date with Brea. I can answer that last one.

Daryah Chen (host): What's your favorite song?

Alan: Oh, I like BTS Dope.

Alan Ackerman: *looks at Alan, the other one* BTS DNA.

Alan: *shocked* Wait, what? You like BTS?

Alan Ackerman: *rolls eyes* No, duh. Dumb butt.

*awkward silence again*

Alan: Well. . . I have to go to a study date. Don't blame me for leaving so soon.

Alan Ackerman: Just don't make out with her. *snickers* 'Cause that's just gross. I'd rather make out with myself, namely, a mirror, and kiss myself--

Alan: *badgered A LOT* Because it has the word, "date", it doesn't mean we're dating. *looks nervously around* Now, I have to go. Brea doesn't like to be kept waiting! One minute -- no, second -- late means I have to hug her for a whole minute. And I don't like hugs. Especially Brea's. BYE BYE! *runs off stage*

Alan Ackerman: Well, I guess he's gone. *looks at Daryah with a flirty look* You wanna go out with me?

Daryah Chen (host): SHUT UP, YOU DUMB BUTT!!!

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