This is another from my mortal friends. She has a boyfriend, and they are made for each other...

So I was at school, yeah, and I broke up with my boyfriend. I knew it was a dream 'cause I would NEVER break up with him in real life.
Then him, another ex-friend/ex-boyfriend of mine, and some random year 9 started having a punch up over me.

I'm that amazing.

Then my uncle ran up and produced a shotgun from-

I'm not gonna finish that sentence.

So yeah, he brought out a shotgun and fired at all three boys fighting and they died and I was like

*O*

And then I

Woke up

:(

At least Im still with ma boy.