*I'm waiting on my bed for Mom to leave so I can change*
Mom: you should wear jeans
Me: I'm wearing shorts and a T-shirt
Mom: you should wear leggings
Me: I'm wearing shorts and a T-shirt
Mom: you should wear this *holds up fancy tank top*
Me: I'm wearing shorts and a T-shirt
Mom: what about this? *holds up dress*
Me: I. Am. Wearing. Shorts. And. A. T. Shirt.
Mom: *huffs* fine *leaves*
Me: :]

~Starlight