Hi ppls! Warning: this book is not for the sane of mind. Read with headgear. Don't say I didn't say don't say I didn't warn you. And don't say I didn't say that either! Or this! *coughs* I'll continue. Anywayz, follow me to the entrance of my mind. There are a lot of mind entrances here, so be careful. I can only guide on mine. STAY AWAY FROM THE ENTRANCE WITH KIMPS. THATS WHAT ATTACKED US. Anywayz, that's my mind. The one with the spatula tree, pop music with crazy laughter, and floating books, with words flying out of the books, and the words turning into the thing they describe. Yes, a spatula tree is a real thing.
Mustache kat: NOOO
You: O.o
Mustache kat, they're not puppies with the heads of flowers in disguise. They're here on a tour!
Mustache kat: fine. Here are some things you need *paws you a titled 'the book of... Watevea this is' and a balloon*
You: umm... Isn't this the book I'm in?
Yes, it is. But the randomness is so random, only I can process it. Therefore you must look through a book.
You: that doesn't make sense
Of course it doesn't! The balloon is for horses with the heads of curtains. Now here we go! *pushes you in*

Cheese. Cheese cake? No, too common. Cheese chalk? No, they both have the same first AND second letter. Cheese flower? YUS

Fire is shiney. No, I'm not Jumbo, it just is

ESCAPING PERIL, MY LOGE IS 8/10 COMPLETE

rawr

~Starlight